The worst "shortcuts" in Mario Kart Wii

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Күн бұрын

Shortcuts define Mario Kart Wii. Players use shortcuts to complete various tracks in unbelievable ways, whether it's to save 1 second or 90. However, there's a huge lack of interest in Mario Kart Wii's terrible shortcuts... the ones that don't save time, but LOSE time. In this video, I'll be showing off some of the worst "shortcuts" Mario Kart Wii has to offer... though I'm sure I've barely scratched the surface.
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01:01 - The "shortcuts"
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@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Are there any terrible shortcuts that I missed? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Is there something down here...? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a KZfaq channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content. kzfaq.info

@kaishedan37 2 ай бұрын

what an annoying comment

@kenosjumpscares 2 ай бұрын

mushroom gorge gap jump but shroomless

@pipeframe 2 ай бұрын

@Ascension721 2 ай бұрын

what an amazing comment

@zackythegamer 2 ай бұрын

The DS Twilight House Super Duper Ultra Shortcut (/j)

@Linda- 2 ай бұрын

you really invented longcuts

@calem28 2 ай бұрын

wow

@cerulity32k 2 ай бұрын

longpastes

@pixelfire86 2 ай бұрын

They're still shorter... just not temporally.

@JmKrokY Ай бұрын

🗿

@eshaanb4774 24 күн бұрын

He really did

@Jellopuff_TAS Ай бұрын

The really funny thing about this is that the MG longcut you showed and deemed to be the slowest of all of them actually saves time when performed correctly lol

@korraiswaifu6245 2 ай бұрын

A shortcut runners biggest drawback is playing the game legit lol. It's like learning how to ride a bike after breaking your legs and recovering for 20yrs. I saw the pain. I feel you bro.

@skyro4444 28 күн бұрын

Alt title: dude falls behind in race to go on scenic routes

@DocDocGoose15 20 күн бұрын

Mario Kart Wii players on their way to shatter the fabric of reality in order to skip one turn of a track:

@rubadubmedia 2 ай бұрын

This was fun but a version of “worst shortcuts” where the risk of attempting the shortcut almost always outweighs the reward would be SWEET! (Obviously this wouldn’t apply to attempting PBs/WRs, more of a casual play perspective)

@SirEEf13 2 ай бұрын

I feel like there could be some hideous respawn shortcuts on Ghost Valley and you could practically just go for driving Mario Raceway in a straight line. Wouldn't mind a part 2 of this.

@LiamDeege 2 ай бұрын

5:57 LMAO 😂 That is pure editing right there.

@casablancahunter1606 2 ай бұрын

For Mario Circuit, you could've just taken the ramp 'shortcut'. It's actually slower than taking the turn normally lol.

@Nightcaat Ай бұрын

The ramp saves time if you get a low trick

@AbsoluteLunatic123 2 ай бұрын

Lmao I thought you were gonna say 'a word from this video’s sponsor' 0:38

@VanLifeFreedomLife 2 ай бұрын

Had a buck in my account, saw the membership was 99c, what? Im buying that thing

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Yoooooo thanks man! I really appreciate that (-:

@VanLifeFreedomLife 2 ай бұрын

You're awesome bro

@LiamDeege 2 ай бұрын

I can't even do most of the shortcuts on DDR properly and that's another reason why I hate it and why it's my least favorite track give or take along with Sherbet Land.

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

There's just so much stuff you need to learn to play it properly, I don't blame you

@emilydavidson8844 2 ай бұрын

I love ddr

@LiamDeege 2 ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 Thanks Bean I appreciate it. The ultra I can't do because you don't have enough time to react on the 3rd part which I can't do unless I cut off slightly less, the sandhop I can't do properly half the time because I sometimes I either don't get air, I hit the cactus, or I hit the wall on the other side. The only shortcut I can do properly at times on DDR is the lake jump which is the one I primarily used by the time I was done TTing it.

@pootis1699 2 ай бұрын

@@emilydavidson8844 the german democratic republic?

@emilydavidson8844 2 ай бұрын

@@pootis1699 dance dance Revolution

@hps362 6 күн бұрын

On your no shortcut attempt you drove Dry Dry Ruins in a Nintendo non-approved way because you're supposed to go off both zippers. The Nintendo ninjas will be coming to your house very soon.

@amanderan_oranges 9 күн бұрын

The worst shortcut was probably found by me playing this game when I was 8 years old and just vibin, not knowing how to drift or anything lol

@skipperbut 2 ай бұрын

Not sure if there's already a video about this but what I thought this video was going to be after reading the title is ranking all the commonly used shortcuts, but be showing the shortcuts that barely save any time (like the 2 mushroom pads on the left at the begining of mushroom george). Understandably that video idea could probally take some time to make. I've always wondered how much time some shortcuts actually save. (Another example, shroomless daisy circuit offload ramp)

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

There are definitely a bunch of real shortcuts that just barely save time.

@mathgeniuszach 6 күн бұрын

"People never take their time anymore" - beanzard64, about one of the most popular *racing* games ever

@realsemc 2 ай бұрын

“Longcuts”

@Kakkemans 2 ай бұрын

Me when mc3 gets an ultra after 15/16 years WHAT THE F-

@bertieee4 2 ай бұрын

WE ALMOST AT 20K SUBS LETS GO

@bertieee4 2 ай бұрын

BIG 20K LETS GO

@Mostly_Roblox Ай бұрын

These aren't shortcuts, they're longcuts

@lfvgamerbro Ай бұрын

So who expected a jumpscare?

@sophiegrey9576 2 ай бұрын

AKA scenic routes

@slitheredboyz 2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for posting more of this outsatnding content! Keep it up man, got all hope on ya! It seems like you found all the longcuts! 😅

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@CyanTheOctolin 2 ай бұрын

Love these videos bro everything about it is perfect new sub for sure!

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks man!

@CyanTheOctolin 2 ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 No Prob!

@tiraderodeTori_ 2 ай бұрын

I was just binging through a lot of your videos and today you uploaded!! niceeee

@honeybuns6756 2 ай бұрын

Love binging your videos, they’re so relaxing and nostalgic:)

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@henimusic 2 ай бұрын

wait a sec. skipping the last mushroom pad on MG right in the middle of the track is a common shortcut, you cheated! >:(

@aRealPanda 2 ай бұрын

bro your videos are actually awesome. keep it up, perfect mix between nostalgia and keeping it fresh :)

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks so much!

@DrMd-jr3xt 2 ай бұрын

Your video ideas continue to impress me

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@cr_chain 2 ай бұрын

0:13 that looks so smooth. Idk how to describe it but it looks like hes going inside the thing and inside the thing theres an ice map. It looks like its both on the same map

@orqal 2 ай бұрын

THIS WAS SO GOOD I CAN TELL IM GONNA COME BACK TO WATCH THIS ALOT THANK YOU i watch the vehicle clan war one alot and i can tell this one is gonna be the same TY FOR THIS VID

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks so much man! Glad you enjoyed

@fennechands 20 күн бұрын

Even though you managed to not hit last, mad respects to JZ for trying the wallride at the end there

@shadowsheep9995 2 ай бұрын

It would be convenient to have a way to record the past lap 3/3 autopilot laps for the no shortcut ghosts

@Matthew_10101 2 ай бұрын

Honestly I love your channel!

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@BluVic02 22 күн бұрын

22:28 rosalina tried lol

@johnlink9397 2 ай бұрын

Mario kart video analysis my beloved

@Luna64_ 2 ай бұрын

can't believe you'd do a shortcut and skip the red mushroom at 14:11

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

One could argue that, by landing back on the ground earlier, I actually drove more of the track than if I had bounced off the mushroom, therefore not taking a shortcut

@Rubemn 2 ай бұрын

yo bro i love ur video's, I really admire your skills in this game and you seem like a chill dude

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much man! I appreciate it

@RADish-official 2 ай бұрын

Me playing online: On an unrelated note, you should check out the Point Blank OST, I think it fits with your personality.

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks! I'll look into it

@StarLordTv13 2 ай бұрын

Hey Bean im not able to play mario kart online and playing offline is simply not hard at times. Do you have any challenges or fun things to do in mario kart while offline?

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

I'd recommend playing Time Trials. There are lots of tracks (as well as glitches) to play, and there's always the incentive to keep getting better by beating your own times. It's a lot of fun!

@StarLordTv13 2 ай бұрын

Thanks I’ve done a little bit of time trials but haven’t got into them.

@christiancerullo2128 Ай бұрын

Havent been able to watch your videos due to exams, but now that im watching again, i lowkey wish i didnt study as much 😂

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Hope your exams went well, thanks for watching (-:

@Rekless_live Ай бұрын

Hey, do you know if there’s a way to play wiimifi on dolphin without nand?

@ScarlettJett34 2 күн бұрын

A month late, but you can actually play MKWII online without a nand in ZPL's Retro Rewind and this tool called Wheel Wizard.

@TheJustice2008 2 ай бұрын

hey man whats that ost called at 1:00?

@vaguerant 2 ай бұрын

2-Player Results - Pac-Man Arrangement

@MarioIsAFurry23 2 ай бұрын

THIS VIDEO WAS SO AMAZINGCALTASTIC KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@goofblox-is-a-goofy-ahh-name 8 күн бұрын

I just showed my puppy this video and he liked the video with his nose and tongue at the same time 😭😭😭😭

@beanzard64 8 күн бұрын

He gets it

@goofblox-is-a-goofy-ahh-name 8 күн бұрын

@@beanzard64 ikr 😭😭

@xandreas2077 Ай бұрын

Yo random question what game is the song on 0:21 from and what is the name of the song?

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

How to play - Mario Party 1 (N64)

@mkwmag 2 ай бұрын

sent this to my friend who’s never played the game and now he’s a professional 😄

@vincenzofranchelli2201 Ай бұрын

I think on ddr nintendo expected.you to use both blue zippers

@SpeedyCat27 2 ай бұрын

It's Called A "Longcut"

@TechFortress-g3x Ай бұрын

10:37 bros wii remote went down a batter lol

@GaelLazerYT 2 ай бұрын

Hey how you been brother? Intersting video might try this 😅

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

I've been good man! And yeah, it was fun looking for these haha

@derpyface3602 2 ай бұрын

Please… please just say Nintended at least once…

@xinshengbing5743 2 ай бұрын

Another certified banger by the bean himself.

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks, glad you liked it!

@ThermalJoule Ай бұрын

3:47 dat black hole sound

@Foster128 2 ай бұрын

18:44 oh what no???

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

"Oh, ye- no!"

@Foster128 2 ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 yeah totallyyyyyyyy…

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

@@Foster128 Whether I'm recording a video or not, I don't use swear words. It's just not something I do. Even if I accidentally did at some point while recording, I'd have edited it out. I don't have any reason to lie about this.

@Foster128 2 ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 oh mb i was js joking

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

All good 👍

@Vini_IsntReal 2 ай бұрын

So this was what you were trying to pull off

@qsxsqsxs 2 ай бұрын

5:57 LMFAOOOOO

@Starman568meme 2 ай бұрын

Why is no one talking abt guy sux💀💀💀

@BloxyBio 2 ай бұрын

Mario kart Wii is genuinely the most broken game and I love it

@aname4390 2 ай бұрын

I think you accidentally did a shortcut on mushroom gorge with the 3rd mushroom skip 😅

@DREAMCATCHER_1411 2 ай бұрын

Great video as always bean

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@Psychomaniac14 2 ай бұрын

p sure the Mushroom Gorge one is just slightly worse than what the TAS does... it doesn't cut off as much, you know?

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, there's a TAS that does a similar shortcut, but it's actually really fast

@Ivanzoo 2 ай бұрын

They should be called "Longcuts".

@kreppel7805 2 ай бұрын

instant noodles

@EXKALlBUR_ 2 ай бұрын

troll face at 8:26

@MESHALGAMEZ 2 ай бұрын

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@CherryCatcher817 2 ай бұрын

wow such FAST shortcuts😯

@LiamDeege 2 ай бұрын

Even faster than taking shortcuts on max cc lol

@briangeer1024 2 ай бұрын

blubble lake memories

@sammybronk 2 ай бұрын

guess you could call these “long”cuts

@leftysheppey 2 ай бұрын

Nice video Beap. You need to invest in a calculator though

@tas_clem 2 ай бұрын

Yoooo nice vid bean!

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@zxylo786 11 күн бұрын

This is so stupid. I love it

@Marw-ve5xo Ай бұрын

Slower vehicles count ?

@fallgg2965 2 ай бұрын

Can you do more videos in a faster rate your one of my favorite KZfaqrs and it will be great if you do this

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thanks, I appreciate that! I currently try to upload once every week (for the most part), though I can't really do more than that for the time being

@LiamDeege 2 ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 That's actually a good schedule if you ask me.

@fallgg2965 2 ай бұрын

Thats completely ok man@beanzard64

@Ninjakurl7 2 ай бұрын

on mushroom goerge you skipped the 3rd mushroom on the split path is that not a shortcut?

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

I wouldn't say so. It may be faster, but it doesn't actually cut off any of the track.

@da_real_bup 2 ай бұрын

This is how Mario Kart Wii was nintended to be played

@EdDudeski 2 ай бұрын

I like to find backwards shortcuts in Mario kart Wii, just because I have unlocked everything. Also I think I heard a swear word…? 18:44

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

"Oh, ye- no!"

@richardlanger4067 2 ай бұрын

Mario kart miss it a lot so fun game the culture of watching shortcut videos

@Taco_Toxy 13 күн бұрын

Wait how are you playing MKW online I thought the servers shut down 2014

@beanzard64 13 күн бұрын

It's called Wiimmfi, it's a custom server

@Taco_Toxy 13 күн бұрын

@@beanzard64 TYSM!!!!!

@skipbee87472 2 ай бұрын

hello bean man

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Hello

@-Comet. 2 ай бұрын

Good vid

@_mksk_ 2 ай бұрын

beans just better

@CodeChrisB Ай бұрын

I might make a TAS for the Long Cut on MG, wait a Minute😂😂😂 I fr did something simmilar before lol 😂😂

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

That would be cool to see! There have actually been some TASers that have managed to do a version of it that saves a bunch of time

@CodeChrisB Ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 I did dome "How to Play X" TAS for MKWii Tracks the MG one also cut at the same Position. It just fun to mess arround with Tas and do some Wild Stuff. For a content Idea, have you ever seen the Mkwii Bumpfest Videos? 2 Players 1 Lightweight in Quacker and 1 Heavy weight in Piranha Kart when thr heavy one hits the light one with speed while while the lightone also gets hit by a fake item box u can do some while stuff. Get some out of bounds or short cuts

@sstreax 2 ай бұрын

Great vid

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@ToadGuy246 2 ай бұрын

ssean? because eszett is ss

@DanielDeLeon69 2 ай бұрын

Hello bean man😊

@TiggerTheTiger112 2 ай бұрын

woah shortcut

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Yes

@mtbshawn0 2 ай бұрын

How are you playing Mario kart wii online?

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

There's a custom online server called Wiimmfi, it supports a bunch of DS and Wii games including Mario Kart Wii.

@Ascension721 2 ай бұрын

Beankartwii

@Kakkemans 2 ай бұрын

We when i get mario kart wii with a wii: IM TURNING ON THIS GAME AND PLAYING THE GAME

@zakomations 2 ай бұрын

What the fuck are you talking about?

@cr_chain 2 ай бұрын

wait why are you using the ß (german s,kinda complicated to explain but you say it not that soft) as a b? I MEAN ITS A ß/S NOT A B 2:29

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

I just use it because it looks like a B, sorry for the confusion

@cr_chain 2 ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 oh ok makes sense

@CherryCatcher817 2 ай бұрын

hello bean you are awesome

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@thatfroggyguy 2 ай бұрын

USE MAGICRUISER PLEASE

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Too fast

@thatfroggyguy 2 ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 the fastest vehicle

@ay58_ 2 ай бұрын

@beanzard64 2 ай бұрын

Thank you (-:

@JTMF.2010 2 ай бұрын

Broo

@Piposworld. 2 ай бұрын

@guapisimoprogamerhdomg7775 Ай бұрын

@Douknodefox 2 ай бұрын

This is the only way my Time Trials times would be better then yours. *YIPPPEEEE*

@ZZZane48 2 ай бұрын

FIRSTTSTSTSTSTTST

@chase-10 2 ай бұрын

When is Wave 6