Beating Skyrim™ by doing nothing

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Күн бұрын

This is the ultimate test. Beating Skyrim by doing nothing. If Todd Howard is the creator, and if Skyrim is the creation, that would make Todd the Deity of Skyrim. Todd the Godd. How do we beat this by doing nothing? Such a grand and intoxicating innocence. He's a god. How can you kill a god?
This idea came to me on a whim one day while using the toilet, around about the time I was making my Elden Ring video. However while putting this all together I was inspired to push on by the works of people such as ‪@Joov‬ & ‪@Salmagros‬ , and many moments are even inspired by ‪@Bacon_‬. What a legend. I have watched the entirety of Bacon_'s videos. That's absurd. There's hundreds of videos. And I think I even watched them all in one sitting. I know I am not the only one though, I join many others who go there to watch the ongoing hoshtilities, like the resht of the great woyyers.
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Helgen 00:00
Team of useless villagers 02:10
Nazeem, dragonborn (and small child) 05:16
Lydia, dragonborn (and Whiterun Guards) 07:40
The last remaining follower 10:55
Thalmor Embassy & Esbern 14:01
Karthspire & cave writings 16:15
The elder and the Elder Scroll 18:00
Dragonrend 20:53
Pursuing Alduin 21:52
Incredibly virile 23:33
DARE TO DREAM 25:00
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@SniperJoe64 Жыл бұрын

“Observe, as Nazeem goes to the cloud district” i can’t stop laughing

@KamikazeCommie501 Жыл бұрын

Most I laughed from a KZfaq video in a long time lol I'm still laughing

@Katamaricilla Жыл бұрын

It literally made me laugh out loud and wake up my cat it was hilarious

@clairemichelon2784 Жыл бұрын

same here, this is the funniest thing I have heard in a while !!

@styledkhaoz7999 Жыл бұрын

Between that and throwing Lydia into battle like a pokemon. Had me roaring

@jenneral_jr9610 Жыл бұрын

Laughed so much i checked the comments to see if anyone else did.

@rituEllie Жыл бұрын

The "in typical skyrim fashion, with no rhyme or reason, it just unfucks itself" got me 💀

@ameisweirdx Жыл бұрын

Waiting is truly the skyrim version of turning it off and on again.

@TheNinthLord Жыл бұрын

The bug is that the tutorial npc was in mortal kombat and waiting caused him to warp.

@engelostermann7203 Жыл бұрын

I was playing Skyrim yesterday and experienced that glitch. I waited for several in-game hours, went in and out of the cave, and even reloaded a previous save. I just decided to move on from the cave and the quest suddenly completed. It was weird.

@Jerkfaceman 10 ай бұрын

@@engelostermann7203 Little late, but the reason it unfucked itself in your case was because there's a trigger in a circle outside the cave that completes the quest when you cross it.

@gargles5270 Ай бұрын

all of his “doing nothing” was him building up energy for that singular punch. truly the best sidekick for lydia

@Rennat456 Жыл бұрын

The return of Lydia when all seemed lost is something not even the best writers could create truly amazing

@szeth5287 Жыл бұрын

Lydia I choose you

@ID-nvm Жыл бұрын

truly stupendous

@Murdo2112 Жыл бұрын

I thought that would be my favourite moment, until I saw that "good job" brat get telekinesified.

@jarrod752 Жыл бұрын

Truly the perfect wife!

@szeth5287 Жыл бұрын

@@jarrod752 who else would help with the boethias calling quest? Truly the only option

@Seawolf.Gaming Жыл бұрын

"I tried to pickpocket him aswell, but instead of sticking my fingers into his pocket they accidentally slip into his ass" This one line had me uncontrollably laughing

@tynytian Жыл бұрын

It was Faendal dying twice that got me.

@AlexGorskov Жыл бұрын

Haha yea, this!

@perkitaseaman3290 Жыл бұрын

So you molested Lucan valerius I think he enjoyed it

@ihavenoclue9756 Жыл бұрын

I was so glad this comment wasn't a spoiler haha

@jarrod752 Жыл бұрын

So technically he did 2 things.

@hermit2639 Жыл бұрын

By doing nothing? So a Greybeard playthrough

@therealbestguest Жыл бұрын

Ooof. I mean he looks like a greybeard and is about as useful as them. Bet they don't know telekinesis though!

@DieLuftwaffel Жыл бұрын

Should have tried recruiting the Greybeards to see what they could do in a fight.

@josh.8104 Жыл бұрын

@@DieLuftwaffel I'm giggling at this idea tbh

@Js7736 Жыл бұрын

Greybeard lol. A whole playthrough with only screaming hahaha

@nebulouscat2210 Жыл бұрын

@@DieLuftwaffel so with the ordinator perk overhaul there is an illusion perk at max called dream thrall and you can actually use this to make a grey beard into a permanent essential follower, they punch everything and shout basically infinitely, freezing, burning, knocking over everything constantly, it's pretty great actually.

@KaimArgonarEyyyy Жыл бұрын

Never have I seen before such perfect character creation. This mans face softly tells "I don't do anything, ever". It is captivating.

@CellGames2006 Жыл бұрын

The man's poise and stoicity amidst of all these violent people is inspiring.

@GrismarPicklemelt Жыл бұрын

23:07 I love how the guard doesn't even react to getting rushed by the dragon. Bro just looks up and accepts his fate.

@ryanblack7581 Жыл бұрын

Nazeem has kissed the bliss of the cloud district. He has ascended. Truly wonderful

@therealbestguest Жыл бұрын

Our lord Nazeem. Herald of the clouds.

@MP-vf8qz Жыл бұрын

Lol kissed the balls of the cloud district.

@wonderrob3225 Жыл бұрын

I was a wolf man and i got the vampire companion , but also aella the huntress . I couldnt decide... I was in a werewolf, vampire love triangle. Skyrim had generated that corny movie "Twilight"

@PsychoticWolfie Жыл бұрын

@@MP-vf8qz Lol you read that too??

@Ace_Opal Жыл бұрын

@@MP-vf8qz that’s how I read it too lmao

@flabbergasted6231 Жыл бұрын

He is now one punch man. The elderly dragonborn that had such a strong punch it killed the world eater dragon in one hit.

@SynisterJeff 8 ай бұрын

"Todd programmed him incorrectly as a joke." I got that Kung Pow reference haha

@EinFelsbrocken Жыл бұрын

"I stand there extremely." Im crying, man.

@patsilverfang Жыл бұрын

A party of immortal children is suddenly an idea 😂

@sagrawolf Жыл бұрын

That would make a interesting video

@tfwnoyandere Жыл бұрын

just visit my basement

@qworty Жыл бұрын

The telekinesis spell had my laughing so hard.

@xanmal7042 Жыл бұрын

Skyrim seems normal. Lydia does all the work while I sit there and watch. Perfection.

@jonahwilhelm8409 Жыл бұрын

I've watched many great skyrim videos in the last 11 years. This one though... not sure if anything will top it. Truly a masterpiece. Well done my good sir.

@noejacques Жыл бұрын

Okay the part where you threw Lydia into battle with telekinesis definitely got me because that's something that we actually need in TES VI

@LinuxPlayer9 Жыл бұрын

We need it in every elder scrolls game

@thechappist Жыл бұрын

I just need that in real life. That way I could help people who can't figure out how to cross the street. Thats all I'd use that power for.

@thevibe1070 Жыл бұрын

There is actually a way to do that in vanilla skyrim. By using the vampire lord version of telekinesis while transforming back somehow.

@thevibe1070 Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lZx6rZdp39LMfKs.html

@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Жыл бұрын

You can do this in Skyrim to a limited extent. Become a Vampire Lord and have the Vampiric Grip power. You can now ragdoll most enemies and shoot them across short distances. My favorite trick is summoning Daedra and launching them over castle walls afterwards.

@lend5201 Жыл бұрын

You nailed the character creation 👏

@Nix1onit3 Жыл бұрын

Was is Racemenu as it looked so well made those sliders though!

@jarrod752 Жыл бұрын

Right. It's so _grandpa had a stroke_ it's perfect!

@ericb3157 Жыл бұрын

oh, i heard somewhere that IF your character is a High Elf, you can put on some Thalmor Robes or Thalmor armor and they won't realize you don't belong there!

@monny_qq Жыл бұрын

Genuinely one of the best skyrim videos i’ve ever seen! I laughed throughout the whole thing like a complete idiot… thanks man, i really needed it :)) Underrated channel!

@bonefetcherbrimley7740 Жыл бұрын

Liking for Hilde shedding her pitiful mortal coil and ascending into a mighty ghost warrior spirit.

@therealbestguest Жыл бұрын

Hilde is absolutely cursed. 😂

@bonefetcherbrimley7740 Жыл бұрын

@@therealbestguest Utterly cursed as fuck. Also keep up the good work, your sense of humor reminds me of SpiffingBrit, and it's fun.

@DoctyrEvil Жыл бұрын

The Todd was wise to include a golden miniskirt in his masterpiece. All hail the Todd.

@therealbestguest Жыл бұрын

Todd the Godd knows what's up.

@SnowRevol54 Жыл бұрын

sadly Todd forgot the golden and black leather skirts. they were others actions to turn bandits into male sluts.

@JoJoRogain Жыл бұрын

A busty Lydia in the former General Tullius' armor has no equal, except for pale skinny Underworld Serana in her skimpy Forsworn witch costume. It feels like the chest will rip and turn Lydia into a sexier Wonder Woman

@evelynbeverley2277 Жыл бұрын

I love that golden armor and - like many I presume - I super enchanted it and gave it to Lydia, whose classic mesomorph body form does it proud.

@baird5682 7 ай бұрын

Fun fact. The dreamer also known as God Head is actuall Todd Head.

@Lonkshi21 2 ай бұрын

"you have come, you have come-" "Indeed, i have COME"

@coreysayre1376 Жыл бұрын

This might be the single greatest Skyrim video of all time. Haven't laughed this much in months. Well done dude!

@AlwaysEast Жыл бұрын

Laughed a lot watching this. Had to pause now and then to breathe. Funny stuff, great vid.

@sharb7320 Жыл бұрын

Ditto!

@AlexGorskov Жыл бұрын

Ditttooo

@Masterofchodes Жыл бұрын

There were a lot of funny moments but once he started using telekinesis to launch everyone around i laughed harder than i have at a YT video in literal years

@Neosinder2 Жыл бұрын

This video was outstanding. How do you not have more subscribers?

@jovalleau Жыл бұрын

He has more subscribers on his other channel, The Spiffing Brit. 😆

@KamikazeCommie501 Жыл бұрын

@@jovalleau This is an Australian, m8

@Torencresent Жыл бұрын

@@KamikazeCommie501 whoosh

@KamikazeCommie501 Жыл бұрын

@@Torencresent What is the Spiffing Brit an Australian too? I don't get it sorry

@jovalleau Жыл бұрын

@@KamikazeCommie501 Really just that the presentation is very similar to that of The Spiffing Brit.

@user-ci3xy9fe5u Жыл бұрын

15:51 that unexpected farengar impression made me laugh so damn hard

@ssweet_p Жыл бұрын

i am begging you to make more Skyrim videos. your commentary is by far the funniest ive literally ever seen

@ayyjsanders9319 Жыл бұрын

The "observe, nazeem goes to the cloud district" got me. More vids like this 👌

@JCDenton2000 Жыл бұрын

This deserves way more views. Truly a masterpiece lol.

@Nixicated Жыл бұрын

I just found this absolute gem of a video! The concept, the character you created, your tone of voice... It was perfect! 😘👌 Thank you for making my day so much better! 😄

@keve560 Жыл бұрын

Imagine this as a movie tho. The old man who hasn't done anything comes in clutch to save the world

@Irisverse 4 ай бұрын

That's just King from One Punch Man

@eatatjoecs Жыл бұрын

This video made me laugh more than any other Skyrim video on KZfaq. The commentary is hilarious and it is eerily similar to my current playthrough, entirely by accident. I accidentally made a setup in which my overpowered companions kill pretty much anything before I even get to it. I got a ring that increases smithing by 999,999%, and I improved my companion's gear to the millions. I walk into an area, and my murderous companions slaughter everything while I stand there... When I saw this video it hit home :)

@therealbestguest Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the hide bracers with +1927320389% one handed damage. Godmode.

@stancarlson2995 Жыл бұрын

I haven't done much on my newest playthrough besides make myself God like and become a hybrid or in this game a dragonborn/human/werewolf/vampire lord. I have Serana and Lydia as followers. Well, technically Lydia is a follower and Serana is "following" (can't trade trade things with her or have her do something) but she is here since I stopped the soul carin mission to be a hybrid Anyways.... Yeah, those two kill everyone and I just pickshit up and watch them lol. This video was awesomely funny by the way 👍

@smijaq5882 Жыл бұрын

Thanks KZfaq for recommending me this masterpiece

@wod5203 Жыл бұрын

Seriously, this is the best Skyrim adventure I've ever viewed on YT! Fookin' brilliant!!

@LeffHynebridge Жыл бұрын

This might be the greatest Skyrim play through of all time

@ayyjsanders9319 Жыл бұрын

Everytime the, "I will do nothing" with the close up of that mug is priceless. U say u didn't expect this vid to do so well, well my friend, I have news.... Ur gifted in comedy and presentation, should see about a career where it can apply. Mad props man had me rolling 😂

@killwind Жыл бұрын

Absolutely incredible commentary.

@sommerjared Жыл бұрын

"Lydia I choose you" hahahaha I haven't laughed this hard since your last video 😂 so good

@jamesmagoo314 Жыл бұрын

This was incredibly funny and entertaining! It was way better than many comedy shows and stand ups I have watched! Thank you.

@Fartyinga Жыл бұрын

15:23 Yanking Lydia around like that had me howling

@melonman7136 Жыл бұрын

Most hilarious Skyrim video I've seen in a while! Keep it up my man

@TheRogueThunder Жыл бұрын

This is the Skyrim content I didn’t know I’ve always wanted

@stevenbarclay8159 Жыл бұрын

I've literally been playing skyrim for years and got back into it again.. this had me in tears of laughter. Honestly, thank you so much for a brilliant video 🤣

@Arronic Жыл бұрын

As a modder I seen this too funny to witness Like you're totally right You actually didn't do anything 🤣🤣

@the_hecaton Жыл бұрын

4 minutes in and it turns out that doing nothing is fun, it's the principle on which I based my own life though...

@therealbestguest Жыл бұрын

Now if only doing nothing irl were somehow profitable. 🤔

@connivingkhajiit Жыл бұрын

That's called being a politician haha

@tfwnoyandere Жыл бұрын

or a cop

@HSG4meR Жыл бұрын

"His pocket is a little tight, wonder why... "

@Nix1onit3 Жыл бұрын

Nazeem dies everytime I start a new game as he disapears in the Cloud

@HandlesAreShrakh Жыл бұрын

this is some high tier content man crazy you have so few subs

@ZackSeifMusic Жыл бұрын

I was having a pretty rough week and this cheered me up immensely. Many thanks for your service.

@ladyalicent705 Жыл бұрын

This video gives off the same energy as UberDanger’s ‘Spore pacifist run’ and I fucking love it

@keithginn6529 Жыл бұрын

The algorithm did me a solid with this video.

@digletification Жыл бұрын

that is so not fair... at the very end, when you were so close.. todd howard snatched it from you. :(

@Mel-yj2ns Жыл бұрын

This video is awesome. Your channel is criminally underrated

@aliial-noori8875 Жыл бұрын

This is the best video I have ever seen. Laughed as never before. Thank you man! Perfect video!

@cozmothemagician7243 Жыл бұрын

LMFAO Nazeem in the clouds. Thank you for that if nothing else.

@DJShamtown Жыл бұрын

You had me at recruited at Nazeem. S Tier content.

@durum8656 Жыл бұрын

This is the type of videos I want KZfaq to recommend me, thank you

@antonizajkowski9698 Жыл бұрын

Why is this video and this channel so under appreciated? I just found it and it's become one of my favourites

@scottmefford6917 Жыл бұрын

"The Nothing is coming".

@Mayolaise Жыл бұрын

You know, you could have saved that Whiterun Guard from that dragon if you did something. You monster.

@latnkingkoopa 4 ай бұрын

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a video as I do when I watch your videos. Happy to have found you!

@tujgamelol2657 Жыл бұрын

I'm going to binge all your content over the next couple days, loving everything I've seen so far

@johnprager662 Жыл бұрын

Max difficulty making followers OP is also in Oblivion. Summoning a nigh unbeatable clannfear is pretty much the only way to get through Oblivion on max difficulty because it's 36x stronger than you could ever be.

@dmitriy9053 Жыл бұрын

Do you really fight in Oblivion? I always used invisibility to pass through it, plus opening spell. No fighting.

@hazeltree7738 Жыл бұрын

@@dmitriy9053 Invisibility? Chameleon lets you interact while being invisible

@dmitriy9053 Жыл бұрын

@@hazeltree7738 That is too much, almost like God mode if you enchant 100% chameleon. If you use spell it costs too much mana and requires high level of skill, invisibility is enough for Oblivion gates.

@boneysnetwork Жыл бұрын

I saw this randomly on Steam, watched the entire video and you did not disappoint. This is peak cinema.

@SkeleDrook Жыл бұрын

They way that i HOLLERED when you started throwing lydia around I couldnt breathe for a moment. THANK YOU for making this video.

@mrreconnoiter9534 Жыл бұрын

Best vid i seen in a long time. I was cracking up from start to end

@Bsliggs Жыл бұрын

Being an avid follower of the stoic philosophy, I highly approve of this play through. I also like when Nazeem go WHOOOSH

@DadsND Жыл бұрын

Currently been on the toilet for 22 minutes and 47 seconds. Might as well ride this out. Quality content

@EnclaveSgt Жыл бұрын

are you still on the toilet?

@hazeltree7738 Жыл бұрын

@@EnclaveSgt He can't escape at this point

@EnclaveSgt Жыл бұрын

@@hazeltree7738 I was thinking that might happen

@ilarik4757 Жыл бұрын

...this is actually my favourite KZfaq video. Ever. I wheeze laugh every time.

@samolzan41 Жыл бұрын

One of the best play thrus I've seen 👏 great editing, massivly entertaining.

@hei6406 Жыл бұрын

I hope this blows up, great job on the video!

@alectrent4299 Жыл бұрын

I already watched this more times than I've finished skyrim.

@fleabites9381 Жыл бұрын

Pleaaaase do more of thesse!! I absolutely love your skyrim videos and I've been re-watching the same ones over and over they're that good

@christian49972 Жыл бұрын

This should be one the "KZfaqs best of 2022" thank you

@CalmMind69 Жыл бұрын

My latest build was Sneaky illusionist, it is the same, but instead of followers enemies just fight each other

@nemesis_97rtx37 Жыл бұрын

Laughted so hard that even cryed..your comment on nazeem was epic..almost died from laughs:)

@camsheet4649 Жыл бұрын

This video was absolutely hilarious and all of the effort was absolutely worth it. Thank you.

@dylanium5755 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic video! Mana Banana Co is my hero!

@umars5827 Жыл бұрын

Subscribed in the first 10 seconds of watching this video, love this type of content and editing

@timdoyle3436 Жыл бұрын

Plot twist, this was what Todd wanted all along. You were merely a test subject to refine the game and make sure Skyrim could play Skyrim.

@ophis181 Жыл бұрын

This video was probably the funniest one I'd seen on Skyrim. I love this stoic, phlegmatic narrative

@martakopycka3316 Жыл бұрын

I have never played skyrim, half of the time I don't even know what's going on. Still, I really liked the video, great work with the commentary and editing

@therealbestguest Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I think if you were to mute the whole video it just becomes like a glitch reel. Its good to see you back :)

@Nix1onit3 Жыл бұрын

This is very entertaining I love the way you narate its very funny! Lydia does everything by being yeeted 🤣

@kylefratini2833 Жыл бұрын

How unfortunate that Alduin is a protected npc. Flashbacks of ymfah's pacifist run follow suit.

@Kydaser Жыл бұрын

You are a poet, I binged and subbed

@MisunderstoodProphet Жыл бұрын

the commentary on this video is pure gold

@diteamiciedentrate Жыл бұрын

I've always knew Lydia is the best! Now I want that armour though...

@zigzagintrusion Жыл бұрын

This showed up in my recommendations and wow this guy is hilarious

@GamerLudwig Жыл бұрын

at least you beat Skyrim dealing effectively 0 damage

@homerlanza Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad I found this channel this early. I laughed so much. It’s gonna be a joy watching this channel grow.

@LuccaZa Жыл бұрын

"... who's laughing now?" Hodd Toward

@cykromes2816 Жыл бұрын

More of those quality funny playthorughs pls xD Very enjoyable

@seancady4570 Жыл бұрын

I’ve been blessed with your voice as my eternal internal monologue and now I feel very strong compulsions to be eloquently ridiculous

@IRussian007 Жыл бұрын

"Playing it on your death bed's heart rate monitor". By the nine, this video is divine.

@minkalampinen9519 Жыл бұрын

This was great, thanks!

@Ostsol Жыл бұрын

It's all good. No one saw you do damage who wasn't already dead. As far as best-waifu Lydia knows, you're still a useless layabout who makes everyone else do all the real work.