Being White Can Get Awkward Quickly. Jason Salmon

Being White Can Get Awkward Quickly. Jason Salmon - Full Special

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Being white can get awkward quickly, or at least that has been Jason Salmon's experience. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Jason Salmon starts things off with explaining just how white he is and then continues on with hilarious anecdotes that are sure to have you laughing from start to finish. Whether you're someone who is extremely white, or you just appreciate a good laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jason Salmon is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@makeithappeneh Жыл бұрын

“I used to think i was too dumb for politics, now, i’m not sure i’m dumb enough” 🙌

@Earthy9025 Жыл бұрын

😅 “If you’re more Texan than me, you’re a Mexican.”

@danmabe8918 Жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@youmadbro9024 Жыл бұрын

He's not wrong 🤣

@wyioughta Жыл бұрын

Took the words out my Mexican mouth! Lol

@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын

that and the spirit bit had my sides hurting from laughing😂💀

@joelleamaya7694 Жыл бұрын

That was the best! 😂

@jackson01357 Жыл бұрын

The joke about the 1,005 word essay was so under rated that was clever as all hell 😂

@susansmith36 Жыл бұрын

Interesting, FUNNY, fun..

@Darkdemerol Жыл бұрын

This guy is smarter than his audience, they keep missing the jokes.

@mskay1980 Жыл бұрын

You're so right 🤣🤣💥

@petersimon5874 Жыл бұрын

Over my head. Didn't get it.

@jackson01357 Жыл бұрын

@@petersimon5874 1005 word essay: he wrote five words and added a picture, because "a picture is worth a thousand words" according to magazine people lol

@kathleenoneill7414 Жыл бұрын

As a former airline employee, I will explain to you why there are shoe shine stands in airports. In their hay day, commercial airlines mandated strict dress codes and combined this with hygiene requirements. Followed by random monthly/ sometimes weekly/ (& always when passing through headquarters) inspections of wardrobe & hygiene. One of the most common requirements with all airlines across the world, is having neat clean & polish black wing tip shoes for pilots & heels for flight attendants. Lesson for the day is complete. Great show. Good job.

@midnightodellewest1999 Жыл бұрын

Hey, thanks! I didn’t know that and I always thought it was strange that there were so many in an airport.

@seedsoflove7684 Жыл бұрын

Except that the hay day is gone. Ppl can shine their own shoes, or just wear flip-flops.

@osareafallire Жыл бұрын

@@seedsoflove7684 Flight attendants in flip-flops. Yep, that's my kind of airline.

@seedsoflove7684 Жыл бұрын

@@osareafallire i guess tennis shoes at least in case of emergency! Just saying fancy ppl can shine their own shoes, if need be. Right!😁

@osareafallire Жыл бұрын

@@seedsoflove7684 I think it's primarily for the flight crew. They probably have more money than time. You'd think a decent employer would provide a service like that if that's what they expect from their staff but this was back when there really were no serious consequences for treating your employees like dirt (looking at you Bezos).

@kisserofdogs3218 Жыл бұрын

I like this guy. He's easy going, feels like sitting around with a funny friend just chillin' and laughing. 🤣

@bethanyiniowa Жыл бұрын

i'm chilling and laughing on a bad day ...feels so good to my bad bones to laugh! I like this guy too!

@morrisheinersz2005 Жыл бұрын

Just chilling, laughing and being ashamed of your heritage. What a funny friend that would be. Sitting around bad-mouthing your ancestors and writing checks to the United Negro College Fund .

@Maxtowers71 Жыл бұрын

true, true

@misbahailia3345 Жыл бұрын

He's a natrual. 🤣

@kellyannthomas5727 Жыл бұрын

Mein comfy was an underrated joke. Loved this set.

@youmadbro9024 Жыл бұрын

I wonder home many people caught that lol

@formerlyarandompropernameb9327 Жыл бұрын

Germans in Germany actually will quickly turn serious with any reference to Hitler. It’s not common to accept anything, joke or not, related to Hitler

@TheMind11111 Жыл бұрын

This audience was either arrogant or stupid, probably both. This was a killer set!👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

@bbuny10 Жыл бұрын

That’s when the jokes really started to get me. I probably laughed way too long at “African American and white films”

@xfranczeskax Жыл бұрын

Why do people even watch comedy if they can't candle stereotyping and won't even stop to notice that this guy is actually making fun of the stereotypes talkes about. There's is double meaning to nearly all jokes. Really great.

@maryjolenhart8621 Жыл бұрын

Lighten up

@LilFiggy Жыл бұрын

They watch it because they're looking for an excuse to virtue signal without actually doing anything virtuous.

@VikiStorm Жыл бұрын

Hes very scruffy looking, if your on tv entertaining the world Dress to impress or look good, not like youve just stepped out of a skip. This applies to everyone in the entertainment industry.

@TheChocolateChakra Жыл бұрын

Perhaps to get triggered and look for an excuse to engage "SUPER SAIYAN SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!1!11!1!!1!!", and thus avoid introspection and self-work..?

@wellingtongursburmsdobalin9323 Жыл бұрын

The white guilt jokes are overrated and overused. It's boring. No different than when black people do it. There's so much more to comedy than relying on your skin color.

@georgebrandy3896 Жыл бұрын

I feel like he should have paused longer after mine comfy. 🤣Gold.

@SLangel18 Жыл бұрын

I love his humor. Crowd seems hesitant to laugh.

@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Жыл бұрын

Cancel culture is a gateway to Totalitarianism

@kittyhawk8775 10 ай бұрын

He's performing in Utah, of course they're hesitant..🤣

@everydaychristian8932 Жыл бұрын

I was floored by how little of a response he got back from that crowd, because this comedy set was brilliant and hilarious! He's definitely got a new supporter in me though. This was great; so much material that was clearly original.

@derekwalker4622 Жыл бұрын

Really??? Sounds to me like he is on board with the "It's all the white mans fault, for everything". I don't find that funny, are YOU on board with that too? If so, I know all I need to know about you.

@everydaychristian8932 Жыл бұрын

@@derekwalker4622 I think you'll need to direct your concerns towards the comedian.

@kamj6607 Жыл бұрын

@@derekwalker4622 it's pretty safe to make fun of white people and he does it in a pretty clever way. you just have a victim complex.

@indianheadjerry2622 Жыл бұрын

@@derekwalker4622isn’t it though?

@user-jh7ld5zl7r 11 ай бұрын

I thought he was hilarious

@evamaynard3021 Жыл бұрын

"Prison love...that's not what I'm looking for" 😆😆😆

@DavidBrown-it9ig Жыл бұрын

That was my character in World Of Warcraft....now THATS white!

@ogradus Жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest guys I've seen on here. The crowd was too scared to laugh a lot of the time

@misbahailia3345 Жыл бұрын

Same funniest cool dude. One comment complained that he looked scruffy, he's not here to date ya'll he's a stand up comedian. 🤷‍♀️

@paulsaucier3095 Жыл бұрын

The Bambi joke. 😂. You nailed it that’s great

@SpiralMystic Жыл бұрын

One punchline after the other. Super funny.

@FullMoonHowl Жыл бұрын

When he mentioned things like Spirit Airline or dating or vegetarians/vegans, I thought, "Oh, okay, this again." But he made them fresh and original, from new angles. Really enjoyed him!

@JustOneAsbesto Жыл бұрын

I love so much how he didn't explain the 1,005 word count meme joke to the audience that clearly didn't get it. Most comedians will do a joke half that smart, get a great laugh, and make a snide comment about how the audience is too dumb to get the joke they just totally got. They didn't get it, he's movin' on. Beautiful. Just keep going. That was such a great set. Start to finish.

@lunamonetmonroe Жыл бұрын

Self deprecating humor always hits. 🤣

@CAM-fq8lv Жыл бұрын

Another great Dry Bar discovery. Clean, relatable, funny. Look forward to more from him.

@genevasavage2500 Жыл бұрын

Llllllllll0. ? Pp. . Ö

@genevasavage2500 Жыл бұрын

Mhmm m m m kjmmmk

@keeshabrown7353 Жыл бұрын

He said "I need a woman who grades on a curve" 🤣🤣🤣

@sommerfranklin9421 Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. This audience did not appreciate just how funny you are…🤣😂. This set was thought provoking and funny🤣😂🤣. This crowd is too uptight smh

@Birdbike719 Жыл бұрын

Or not too smart.

@cindycox218 Жыл бұрын

I agree

@brett4264 Жыл бұрын

I nearly spit out my coffee at "that's exactly how much taste there is in bacon"! I did not see that one coming.

@treyhudson73 Жыл бұрын

Part Puerto Rican...🤣 What an awesome set! Sub in any ideological group, make fun, and the world will be a better place!

@sheenalaplante4585 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely 💯💯💯 this guy is awesome!!! I need friends like him!!!

@josbinyoface6276 Жыл бұрын

He had me crying when he said the good ol’days. 😂🤣

@colleens1878 Жыл бұрын

Took me a sec on the picture is worth a thousand words 📸 Made me laugh all the way through 🤣

@seedsoflove7684 Жыл бұрын

+5 extra words!

@WorthyMissJ Жыл бұрын

I can definitely see this guy in a Mel Brooks movie! He'd be freakin' hilarious!

@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын

maybe if he lost the mustache

@Runosai Жыл бұрын

Great set. The entire bacon section had my husband and I laughing like crazy.

@zenamatthews9380 Жыл бұрын

Started out not sure but I really really loved him. His humor is very clever.

@charliesourire Жыл бұрын

So many jokes that the audience didn't appreciate enough! Mein comfy, more Texan=Mexican, picture doesn't count towards word count 😂😂😂 Edit: just read all the comments. Seems like a bunch of people spoke too soon and got caught up with the first 5 mins. Not the best, but the rest was amazing! Give him a chance:)

@mhand00 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, I just realized I missed the Mein comfy one and had to go back to check. As he said, everyone is stupid at something and it's OK :)

@isallah1kafir196 Жыл бұрын

@Charlie Sourire liked his *there are stupid people in the room* And I am the stupidest person in my room, as I am sitting alone here. Its easy to be stupid I guess in this case.

@francesbernard2445 Жыл бұрын

Jason Salmon's act made me start laughing in tears soon after I started the video.

@oldieman730 Жыл бұрын

Love me some thinker's comedy. Very enjoyable.

@osareafallire Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this is the best start-to-finish set I've seen on DryBar. This guy crushed it the entire way through. I'll be looking for him on tour (if he goes on tour).

@elimarc3891 Жыл бұрын

this definitely helps my depression

@cUser691 Жыл бұрын

“…call it Mein Kempf-y…” about role as whimsical German prison guard = golden . Tough audience but smart performance. Thank you

@alishavanetten2051 Жыл бұрын

I straight up cannot tell if this guy is 24 or 42 Also, he is hilarious

@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Жыл бұрын

You know what they say, good black don't crack.

@cindycox218 Жыл бұрын

Fabulous, wry, and intelligent. Great delivery. Love this type of comedy. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

@abbycross90210 Жыл бұрын

For a dumb guy he sure has a ton of really smart jokes. Very clever comedian.

@wyioughta Жыл бұрын

This guy's a riot! Or at the least a peaceful demonstration...

@seedsoflove7684 Жыл бұрын

Which is why i enjoy greg gutfeld show, funny.

@sarahdoanpeace3623 Жыл бұрын

Lol that was good

@toneigrossarth Жыл бұрын

So clever so texan very original wish I had him as the voice in my head to narrate life, hilarious

@sheenalaplante4585 Жыл бұрын

Omgeeeeee I love this guy!!! I laughed the whole time!!! I need to hang out with him by the fire and drink some beers, he's the best!!! 🤣🍻🔥♥️✨💯😂

@ImAPolygon Жыл бұрын

Go Jason!

@aquila7272 Жыл бұрын

He is one of the most intelligent comedians I have had the pleasure of seeing. The Dry Bar venue in Utah has the funniest comedians.

@mikemhoon Жыл бұрын

The end of the airport is always where my gate is! 😂😂😂

@singingwindrider9881 Жыл бұрын

..."that's exactly how much taste there is in bacon".... 😆 very funny, great stuff. Thankyou!

@sunnstone Жыл бұрын

Wow! On point. I love this guy.

@coachjcrenners Жыл бұрын

This is some of the best comedy I have heard in a long time and my wife and I watch comedy a lot! 🎉 Many of these jokes were “rolling on the floor” funny, please keep this comedy coming our way Jason! 🎉

@kittykat149 Жыл бұрын

Totally hilarious and so down to Earth! I love this guy. 🤠

@jtothegay5761 Жыл бұрын

Really funny! I'm not sure why the crowd was so unresponsive. I laughed out loud the whole set.

@idakate7 Жыл бұрын

This guy is great. I feel happier already.

@hopethompson7461 Жыл бұрын

First time hearing him. Has me laughing his whole show.

@hkslug80 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant. I thought "and covered in coffee" deserved a bigger laugh 😂

@donnacastillo5992 Жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious and keeps it real🤣🤣🤣

@MJ_Llama Жыл бұрын

That German accent sounded like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was 💅, and I'm here for it lol

@Jimmy_Cavallo Жыл бұрын

💥 26:53 “I don’t either. I cut the face off”…!! 🤣

@williamhofmans3763 Жыл бұрын

I used to think I was too dumb for Politics. Now, I dont think I'm dumb enough!🤣

@genepatterson4375 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic comedian, a humor genius. His laid back demeanor is perfect to make you feel relaxed and free to enjoy the humor. This is the kind of guy you would love having a beer with, knowing you will be laughing the entire time.

@abbykoop5363 Жыл бұрын

Very thought provoking humour. I wasn't sure I would enjoy it but I did...a lot. Laughed out loud more than most sets.

@misbahailia3345 Жыл бұрын

Same. Read the title, and I'm like "oh no, not the cliche race jokes", but this man brought something different to the table. Absolutely hilarious 😂

@LunganiMemo Жыл бұрын

I like that woman that laughed too hard at her guess of why this guy's girlfriend likes his mustache

@jonathanschmoyer1507 Жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes!!! This was great. I enjoyed the thought you put into making and telling those jokes. I love when the audience takes a while to catch on and get it.

@rockymountain5952 Жыл бұрын

So funny! He deserved way more laughs than he got!

@michelleneville8843 Жыл бұрын

Oh my word!!! Sooo hilarious!!!!!

@hummingbird_saltalamakia Жыл бұрын

"To make bacon you have to cure it. Which means it was sick once and now it's bacon, that's a miracle right there"

@yepisaidit7722 Жыл бұрын

*That WHOLE part about the bacon LOL* 🥓🥓🥓🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@mhyder2266 Жыл бұрын

I ♥Jason and hope to see more from him soon.

@enicole1203 Жыл бұрын

Lol "4 year relationship... we're 3 years into it"

@tv0039 Жыл бұрын

Best show I've watched in 20 year's love it bro

@toneigrossarth Жыл бұрын

So clever and so texan, loved it

@listerjne Жыл бұрын

really funny, i love the way jason seems to process things! i feel like this audience is underestimating him tho lowkey

@listerjne Жыл бұрын

fell off a bit near the end but there was potential for a joke about vegetarian substitutes with that last bit and i wish he went there man

@listerjne Жыл бұрын

yeah man idk if he dumbed down for the crowd but i really enjoyed the beginning, and i think the balance of intellect and stupidity could be a really effective thing to play on

@listerjne Жыл бұрын

who asked me tho lmfao

@brandonlangford184 Жыл бұрын

Bro u may become a 🐐 with material like this .The conversation is real.

@nicolesummers4833 Жыл бұрын

"Get your tushy into the cell." 😄Spirit airlines. lol

@maelixdiogen1383 Жыл бұрын

Except a stork ! cause we .... I am still laughing about that one !

@susansmith36 Жыл бұрын

Stork joke; priceless

@rikkiechambers4959 Жыл бұрын

That unicorn joke made me loose it 🤣🤣🤣

@nightcat87 Жыл бұрын

What a great show haha 😂

@jeremyfox2443 Жыл бұрын

Great set! Very clever. 1005 word essay. Definitely using that at work today. Bacon was well done too.

@marxxs7626 Жыл бұрын

This dude is deep. Mein comfy, refuge camp Falcons t-shirt I'm not even halfway through but you have to know to get it . much love from Texas

@EchotaisHealing Жыл бұрын

Oh my God, I am laughing SO hard, this man is FUNNY!

@vivienleigh4640 Жыл бұрын

Once in a while the clock turns twelve and the winds are changing, you find someone who's hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!

@InitialPromise Жыл бұрын

its like a mix between zoltan and andy woodhull; its crazy but so good

@VictorRing Жыл бұрын

He looks stereotypically Polish, actually, to the point where I was waiting for him to say he was part Polish :')

@sicklilttlebunny Жыл бұрын

I am from the U.K and i got 100% of these jokes The references i got from context.

@thomasrobertson8109 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing this with us God bless you Brother

@suhwateezea.214 Жыл бұрын

Omg this one gave me soo much laughter, joy, and relief. After fighting with covid the last week and being out of work this really was needed.

@suhwateezea.214 Жыл бұрын

Bro had me laughing from start to finish this was hilarious

@misbahailia3345 Жыл бұрын

This guy, is cool and funny. More of him please! 😂😂

@Ihadnofirst Жыл бұрын

One of the ones that most made me laugh 😂

@HailL369 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic. I laughed the whole time.

@cycyj847 Жыл бұрын

He's hilarious

@elizabethrobb5888 Жыл бұрын

You are FUNNY. And you gotta be super smart to be that funny. Thank you. Needed that!

@elihunt9917 Жыл бұрын

so funny. amazing! .....and I don't identify as white, but I have some white blood, which makes his script even funnier!

@BloodyClash Жыл бұрын

as a german i can ensure you...we will NEVER forget, what we did

@TheEnigmaticmuse Жыл бұрын

YOU didn't do it. And I'm sure you're not ever allowed to forget.

@brodielynn5273 Жыл бұрын

This guy…*insert chef’s kiss here*. Excellent comedian.🖤🖤🖤🖤

@MyMusic-cd3do Жыл бұрын

There were a few very clever lines there that didn't get the recognition they deserved. I think it might have taken a bit longer than average for the joke to land. I know a couple took me that extra moment, but they were the best lines.