BERT KREISCHER - The Machine (REACTION)

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5 жыл бұрын

REACTING to Comedian, Bert Kreischer for the first time!
#standup #BertKreischer #TheMachine
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@jod00 5 жыл бұрын

Pin I’m early

@niceshot11 5 жыл бұрын

Works every time

@danboreey 5 жыл бұрын

REACT ALBUM #INDIGO CHRIS BROWN GOAT 🐐🔥

@yourfavanimegirl2679 5 жыл бұрын

Please react to CHINA MAC - 10 “G” COMMANDMENTS

@danboreey 5 жыл бұрын

REACT Chris Brown ft Lil Wayne, Joyner Lucas 🔥 #INDIGOalbum 👑

@wisdomandchaos 5 жыл бұрын

< Bert is Hilarious br0 ! Nice reaction my guy..> Could u please react 2 / Eminem Wicked Ways ....! U won,t regret it br0. ! p34c3 0u7

@glazanis24 4 жыл бұрын

This is a true story. On a podcast he talked about how partying with the cops was terrifying because they had absolutely no chill. They were crazier than the mafia.

@jzi4 3 жыл бұрын

Which vid is this

@diegoledezma4045 3 жыл бұрын

@@jzi4 look up the machine story jre

@828_Nate 5 жыл бұрын

This is true. One special he does he shows pictures and a news article from the train robbery 😝😝

@MC-sx6ix 5 жыл бұрын

I think he also had a follow up kind of thing where he talked about the boat theft and the insane cop car speeding in Moscow.

@WhatAMagician 5 жыл бұрын

@@MC-sx6ix this guy is who they based Van Wilder on. Rolling stone wrote an article about him

@michaelburba7335 5 жыл бұрын

On his podcast, i believe it was when he was talking to Adam Ray and Brad Williams, he actually showed some pictures he had of him with the Russian gangsters.

@Norsketrutt 5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelburba7335 Yeah it was him standing next to Igor and big Igor, while he was wearing his fanny-pack nonetheless

@phyzik1800 4 жыл бұрын

Yup, true story.... He was labeled the biggest party animal at the time by Rolling Stone.... To be just some guy who parties and gets THAT kind of rep that Rolling Stone magazine does an article about you? Yeah, that's hard core...

@christopherpickett2125 5 жыл бұрын

Bert: "When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian Mafia." Shaq: 22?

@badpop987 4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Pickett most of us wait till about 30 before getting involved with foreign organized crime. 😂😂

@cakeboss80 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr he’s so old

@ojay_mangion_pace4304 3 жыл бұрын

I love how that's the part he questions

@DoesNotInhale 5 жыл бұрын

fun fact, Bert Kreischer was the basis for the character of Van Wilder the movie. The character is literally adopted from Bert's exploits in Florida U

@sunsoar1822 4 жыл бұрын

I've heard that before, kinda gangsta right

@listonanymous 4 жыл бұрын

Florida State but yeah, rolling stone article on him was the insipiration

@scottikemire9259 4 жыл бұрын

I want Reynolds to come back for a sequel about him and his kids with Blake Lively as his wife.

@yurface13 4 жыл бұрын

That puts Bert into legendary status for me

@operation6604 3 жыл бұрын

@@DeadlyHippo that is cool!! Bert is one of a kind!! Lol 😆 🤣

@BillCarter2k19 5 жыл бұрын

All of Bert's stories, (including The Machine) ACTUALLY happened.

@3P5C1 5 жыл бұрын

Right....

@TheOleay 5 жыл бұрын

@@3P5C1 there's actual pictures(fanny pack included) and an article about the train robbery. Also one of his classmates backed up the claim

@TheMegaGamingWizard 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheOleay i like how that one classmate backs up the machines story, even though he robbed him and the other students 😂

@tdwendangered7384 5 жыл бұрын

What????!!!!!! Dude Really Did All This Shit

@adamwallis3235 4 жыл бұрын

@@tdwendangered7384 yea😂 the classmate took photos of bert, Igor and Igor😂

@flimsyapplefritter7606 5 жыл бұрын

Pronounces Bert’s name perfect.. “I’m not good with names” 🤣

@1waytickettopluto 5 жыл бұрын

It's actually pronounced "Burnt Chrysler".

@flimsyapplefritter7606 5 жыл бұрын

leonard sanchez I obviously meant his full name. Don’t be abrasive

@kasper301615 5 жыл бұрын

The mommies know his name is Bart Christmas.

@killer11805 5 жыл бұрын

But also can’t pronounce Lynyrd Skynyrd

@flimsyapplefritter7606 5 жыл бұрын

Austin Vice that’s tuff 🤣🤣

@PhobicRaptor740 5 жыл бұрын

I didn’t believe this story at first then I saw the article and pictures of the train robbery and him with the Russian gangsters 🤣🤣

@crazyguy_1233 5 жыл бұрын

The best part of this story is its real and actually happened.

@kylez9094 5 жыл бұрын

Legit story. When he posted this on Facebook, one of his classmates replied under it with pictures and said it all happened

@israelolorundare6140 5 жыл бұрын

Brian LaFeve WTH that's real

@brien1254 4 жыл бұрын

israel olorundare 100% Fanny pack and all twitter.com/bertkreischer/status/818184118110486528

@coreyg638 4 жыл бұрын

Rolling stone magazine did an article on him at Florida State for being the biggest partier in the country.

@Werepyrefreak 4 жыл бұрын

I never laughed so hard hearing this story the first time.

@thefool5460 3 жыл бұрын

I know! I laughed so hard hearing the first time but the second time wasn’t nearly as funny. Guess most comedians can’t be like Bill Burr.

@greyfearon394 3 жыл бұрын

yep

@jayb7775 5 жыл бұрын

"IDONTCHEATONMYWIFE!!!!!"

@thomasfletcher7936 4 жыл бұрын

If I was him I would pack my shit and move to Russia and link up with igor, igor and igor 🤣

@Yugioh420 3 жыл бұрын

I hear ya. I Sean a post from a Russian on another reaction talking about how bert was a local legend

@njp7893 3 жыл бұрын

On another podcast/show Bert admitted that most of them are probably dead or in prison bc of what they did and what they kept doing, he did say however that they might still be alive but he isn’t sure

@trippydrew8492 5 жыл бұрын

The best bit about this story is that no one believed him until some of his ex-classmates, who he robbed, not only confirmed it happened but provided photos as well!!

@brianperez6155 5 жыл бұрын

Bo Burnham has bars and jokes. I know that’s what you lookin for. I’d start with “I’m Bo Yo”

@ninja_tony 5 жыл бұрын

Brian Perez hell yeah, I don't know why he hasn't done any Bo videos yet.

@swanky4079 5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit yo do this shaq

@stewartburnett8371 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, Bo is the shit

@Iamone1111 5 жыл бұрын

Words Words Words is also great if he's looking for bars

@yoitsblang 3 жыл бұрын

yeha i mean fuck bo burnham, hes kinda corny

@cerebralfailure8804 5 жыл бұрын

Shaq, you seen the movie National Lampoons Van Wilder? that movie was based on a Rolling Stone article that named Bert the top partier at the top party school

@RAID3R63 5 жыл бұрын

fact

@christianberens2061 4 жыл бұрын

THIS, story's true!

@lynnthames7711 5 жыл бұрын

Berts’ Netflix special “Secret Time” is hilarious. You would love it.

@dustinmcardle5639 4 жыл бұрын

Lynn Thames the “n” word was hilarious

@dylanstarzec2099 4 жыл бұрын

Dustin McArdle now I have to watch it

@GamingDad 3 жыл бұрын

@@dustinmcardle5639 yes!

@likethevideo8797 5 жыл бұрын

Josh Wolf - Best practical joke ever and GO #That'sTuff

@jayb7775 5 жыл бұрын

Facts!

@turtlesqueeze123123 5 жыл бұрын

Did you know the movie Van Wilder was based on Bert's college days at Florida State?

@wikidclownchris 5 жыл бұрын

Vicodyn didn’t it take them a while to admit that it was about him

@curtmetropolis-7790 5 жыл бұрын

Even ol’ Ryan Reynolds confirms

@Fedorevsky 5 жыл бұрын

@Vicodyn Rolling Stone Magazine.

@slcflorence 3 жыл бұрын

That is Bert's life. It is a weird charmed existence. And that is why we love him.

@hellalyfe 5 жыл бұрын

Bruh you gotta watch Joey Diaz's stand ups. Even a compilation of podcasts hes in. Literally the goat

@Bigbrotherthunder 5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts are that Joey is too racist and dirty for a channel like this

@hellalyfe 5 жыл бұрын

@@Bigbrotherthunder Not if you find the right one, like his bit on his mother passing and his mothers friend being a good friend even after his mothers death. Tbh the music shaq reacts to is almost if not just as dirty as some of Joey's bits.

@stinkypinky5724 5 жыл бұрын

the one where he put his cup down and thought he dropped it lmfao

@markjohnson6194 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey would kill our friend

@nathanwhetton8805 5 жыл бұрын

i think ive seen every podcast :') hes got loads!! shit stories robbing a coke dealer when he has to guess the woman's underwear robbing hookers when he was a kid with his mates there's loads more!! :') you also have joe rogan, theo von, tom segura some of the best stand ups i know!!!

@jeremymcclure3372 5 жыл бұрын

The movie van wilder with ryan Reynolds was based on Bert Kreischers college life. There was a huge write up in rolling stone about him being "the party king" when he was in college. Van wilder stole HIS life and never payed him for it. Hes a legend

@PunkIAm 5 жыл бұрын

I know I say Eminem murder murder on every single video you post, but this is pretty cool too lol, I like when you do the comedians as well

@3m086 4 жыл бұрын

I've seen this bit about fifty times and it makes me laugh every time. Great reaction, bruh. Great video.

@SkilasSkilasGaming 4 жыл бұрын

Bert: the teacher.. who was hot.. he definitely worked out Shaq: Woaaaahh woaahh Lmaoooo I love you Shaq you always get me dying man

@RottenDub 4 жыл бұрын

what's so wrong about that? ohh yeah we live in the era where you can't have an opinion , ladies are gents and gents are ladies.

@SkilasSkilasGaming 4 жыл бұрын

@@RottenDub what the fuck are you on about?

@brandondowdy4220 4 жыл бұрын

@@RottenDub that's the sad thing about today's world, people get mad about opinions

@mclark347 4 жыл бұрын

What's weird about that line to me is the fact that Bert Kreischer is hot

@mrbrianc 5 жыл бұрын

When I saw this live, he talks about when it first went viral people that were in his class were vouching for what happened during the trip on Facebook, and posting pictures to prove it

@justinsanders3776 5 жыл бұрын

Please do Ron White... 'Dickin around with Tiger woods' 'Dr. Phil Story'

@wildershoney2439 4 жыл бұрын

Your variety, unique voice with sayings, and reactions are UNBEATABLE! 🙌❤

@larryr6084 4 жыл бұрын

Shaq I'm broke from my mom's passing all I got is your videos.

@RiddleTales 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss.

@miketaylor9544 5 жыл бұрын

Do George Carlin standup. Also, this story is very, very true

@pekfake 5 жыл бұрын

George Carlin and Jim Jeffries please

@dannyleira9371 5 жыл бұрын

I just commented this! I hope he does

@Slymarauder 5 жыл бұрын

YES! Carlin on the 10 commandments!

@ryanhucul9118 5 жыл бұрын

DANIEL TOSH "People Pleaser" might be the greatest comedy you ever hear! Give it a listen.

@ryanhughey1186 4 жыл бұрын

Shaq,did you know that Bert K is the real Van Wilder who they wrote the movie about? Dudes a legend off stage too 😁

@allenlord3679 5 жыл бұрын

Gotta check out Ralphie May R.I.P that mug was genius.

@sombresunset 5 жыл бұрын

If you've ever heard of/seen the movie Van Wilder starring Ryan Reynolds, you should know that it was based on Bert's life.

@richw7217 5 жыл бұрын

Watch Bert tell about him meeting Tracy Morgan.

@_Slicedbread 5 жыл бұрын

What rich w said.

@killerglove 4 жыл бұрын

Maaaaan dude my friend told me I have to watch this stand up and I got so hyped when I saw that you had reacted to it. Watching anything with you is literally better than watching it by myself. That's why you're the best reactor on the whole fucking internet

@adamcourter6446 4 жыл бұрын

Listen to his special where he talks about wrestling a bear and feeding him marshmallows straight tears for 5m straight

@andybrown6551 5 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg next. Just do a whole album. Any of em really.

@louiscotrone 5 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

@cthulhu1033 5 жыл бұрын

OG stand up right there

@jessmike21 5 жыл бұрын

Imma quit asking.... The game ft eminem- we ain't!!! You will love it coach!

@JohnDoe-rd2ee 5 жыл бұрын

Fax

@geraldobraho2205 5 жыл бұрын

That’s tough

@Shawn-sc5uk 3 жыл бұрын

This is a great skit! Thanks Shaq Oh btw this is an actual true story

@turbykurby21 4 жыл бұрын

Ron White on Dr. Phil’s yacht vacation bit is a MUST SEE Shaq for real

@chadmarsh5356 5 жыл бұрын

Don't even need to watch this to know it's gonna be awesome. One of my favorite comedian stories of all time. Surprised Coach managed to quit laughing long enough to upload. Edit: I obviously watched of course. Love that story.

@vladvaleriu25 5 жыл бұрын

Yes coach! About time you reacted to this gold!! Yessssirrrr

@lmac2198 5 жыл бұрын

Funny as he!!!!! Keep reacting and I'm glad you helped me find that dude!

@killjoyinsane1105 3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEDY STORIES ON THE INTERNET 💯🤙

@aztecphoenix12 5 жыл бұрын

Bruh you gotta react to George Carlin!!!! One of the most brilliant comedians that spoke the truth.

@TheLeafSoup 5 жыл бұрын

Check out Josh Wolf - Best practical joke ever! Great reaction as always

@judoq9975 5 жыл бұрын

Shaq dont ever change man. This video means more than u know to me rn. Thank you

@beanprok 5 жыл бұрын

That look at 12:51 is why I subscribe to your channel hahahaha... Growing up in DC in the late 90s and early 2000s and partying with many Slavs.. Is why I had such a blast.. and got into so much trouble.

@michaeloh000 5 жыл бұрын

Yo Shaq !!! Dats Tuff !!! Love how you react to everything, keep being you !!!

@anthonyford4413 5 жыл бұрын

Bro he’s hilarious bro! You have got to check Tom Segura🙏 guarantee you will want to be homies with him😂

@1waytickettopluto 5 жыл бұрын

First 48

@jordanonthefly4358 5 жыл бұрын

Anthony Ford yessss. Bert and Tom are best friends too so Shaq’s gotta do it

@Hamburgers4Haiti 5 жыл бұрын

BIKES!

@anthonyford4413 5 жыл бұрын

SUP KANE😂

@UnhingedOperator 5 жыл бұрын

100% agree. Bikes, first 48. Cant go wrong and I get to see him in December

@krystalrayne5235 4 жыл бұрын

This is by far one of my favorite stand ups😂😂😂😂😂

@randylynch4330 5 жыл бұрын

They based the movie Van Wilder after him and his college partying

@dirtydan1116 5 жыл бұрын

Hey if you're reacting to stand up you should do George Carlin-list of people who outta be killed

@Sinful_Badger 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite of his comedy

@kp-iv2mp 5 жыл бұрын

Ralphie May or Josh Wolf. You wont regret it. RIP Ralphie! Gone to soon!

@trentclingo7748 5 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy to see you reacting to comedy.. Was amazing to just see your facials as you were getting them semi giggles and such.. Hope more people suggest comedy along side the great music reactions

@jerolddavis Жыл бұрын

One of the most lit stand-up bits I have ever seen. 🤣😂 Has me rolling every time.

@iesusreya.ano-os8014 5 жыл бұрын

I just want to say that there are actual pictures of him with the russians

@HAHAIMTBOY91 5 жыл бұрын

Coach, you need to watch his special on Netflix. It's called "Secret Time" and I shit you not... me and my buddy were crying laughing the whole way through. Bert Kreischer (cry-sure) is a fucking legend. 💯

@liamisobell7334 2 жыл бұрын

love the fact that you supporting Scru bro, repping the SFj nation ! Big respect bro

@brock2031 4 жыл бұрын

You want to know why I enjoy watching you man?..........you never miss a line. You understand every joke, and you respect the comedian by catching everything they say. Some people talk to much. You aren’t one of them. #Respect

@Sir.JohnHawkins 5 жыл бұрын

React to Louis CK - Smoking Pot!

@zilixian 5 жыл бұрын

GOAT OF COMEDY

@T1Micavity 5 жыл бұрын

@@zilixian Louis CK is a disgusting person who is not funny at all.. You talk about GOAT, CK doesnt hold a flame to Chappelle, Bert, Segura, Carlin, Murphy, Williams... CK is bottom of the barrel. Belongs in a bottom tier of his own with "Fluffy", Mencia, and Amy Schumer.

@matthewmcwane9569 5 жыл бұрын

Alex Ryken I disagree

@judianx 5 жыл бұрын

When it comes to CK, it’s hard to hate his stand up but hard to like his person in real life. Hope that clears things up.

@matthewmcwane9569 5 жыл бұрын

Julien Lévy not that is something I can agree with. His stand up always makes me laugh but I’m not the biggest fan of him in anything that I’ve seen outside of his comedy. I don’t know him personally so I really can’t judge

@mango8623 5 жыл бұрын

Let's go Shaq! Burnt Chrysler is the man!

@thornrob 5 жыл бұрын

Now he has to do Tim Sugar next

@tygirard7513 4 жыл бұрын

My new favorite KZfaq , you funny as hellllll 🤣

@lucaswhitman7975 4 жыл бұрын

Keep up the good work shaq!!

@bikibaws 5 жыл бұрын

damn now i want to see a deadliest warrior episode on 90s la and ny gangs vs 90s russian mob

@jamesherndon5820 5 жыл бұрын

Best ever...RALPHIE MAY..... on Kobe Bryant.... You'll love it Bro!

@colekeefe2873 4 жыл бұрын

James Herndon this didn’t age well 😬

@charlesdelanceyjr2019 4 жыл бұрын

@@colekeefe2873 Facts

@coreymcmanus4749 5 жыл бұрын

That is hands down one of the best comedic stories ive ever heard.

@MADDOGCRACKAH 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah bro I am so glad I seen your reaction to Bert. He is hilarious and you should check out more of his comedy. He don't disappoint!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟🏻🔥💯

@testes0352 4 жыл бұрын

This is apparently getting made into a movie!

@darrakelly8727 4 жыл бұрын

thomas estes really?

@luminalunii9655 4 жыл бұрын

I clicked because I saw the Steelers in the back 😂

@Dathin19 5 жыл бұрын

Saw this 3 times and I’m watching this again with my boi Shaq!

@twistr42 5 жыл бұрын

699K? Early congrats for 700K bro!

@PuertoRicoPat 4 жыл бұрын

John Pinette was a great comedian....react to " I'm still hungry"

@xxgrizzlyxx7624 5 жыл бұрын

You should watch tenacious D vs the devil😂

@tristanadamcik7458 5 жыл бұрын

Felipe Vega tribute or beezleboss?

@jasonstinebaugh8447 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO! Bert's wild dude! Loved that!

@willieriley2255 5 жыл бұрын

Almost at 700k coach congratulations 1mill coming soon

@jordanstreet2214 5 жыл бұрын

Love this guy, great reaction Shaq. Do frankie boyles- Michael Jackson's children hospital

@chasechapman9302 5 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura- A strip club called beef is hysterical coach!!!

@aarononstott3777 5 жыл бұрын

Love the channel bro

@carrieanorman 5 жыл бұрын

I Love it ! Thank you Shaq

@Mikemar16 5 жыл бұрын

I think you might like The Racist Gift Basket by Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias

@Mixedbeauty3 4 жыл бұрын

Do a reaction of Brad Williams!! I had to use my inhaler so many times I was shaking and dizzy! 😂 and one of Jo Koy! 😂

@CooterJoeBigsby 4 жыл бұрын

Very true story. There’s pictures from the trip and news articles.

@jake0fc 4 жыл бұрын

I would pay so much money for a movie of this.

@edp445scupcakes4 5 жыл бұрын

watch Josh Wolf's "Best Practical Joke Ever"

@ctrip6668 5 жыл бұрын

Dats TUFF!! Sort of Early! Shaq you the man! You the homie! You the.....finish that!

@xxfiftygy4840 5 жыл бұрын

That's gay.

@randyperry959 3 жыл бұрын

His newest standup on Netflix is amazing!! I cried laughing the whole damn time

@ACTiVEjoshh 3 жыл бұрын

3 years later... BTW you CRUSHED HIS NAME!!!!!

@Nickel138 5 жыл бұрын

Damnnnnnn. I’ve been waiting for Shaw to do the machine. You need to check out Tom Segura - The first 48.

@YoungGents 5 жыл бұрын

React to "Joey Diaz Does Heroin - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored"

@bigchungus1253 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle joey

@BarnicleBillable 5 жыл бұрын

Without you and your informers. I wouldn't have known BERT KREISCHER. Thank you.

@joshuac4194 5 жыл бұрын

I seen it before but still watched your reaction hahah

@sebastiangrimm4472 5 жыл бұрын

Definitely react to Russel Howard ✌

@davishuff4460 5 жыл бұрын

Hey man, keep up the great work. Check out Gabriel Iglesias, The Gift Basket.

@chrissnonstop6386 3 жыл бұрын

This is wild 🤣‼️😭I’ve been watching the whooolllleee thing 😂

@1013ironmann 4 жыл бұрын

SHAQ: The man got his shirt off with the taco meat 😂!!!!!!! Your reaction to this was AWESOME how enthralled in the story you were. Bert is good friends with Burr when they get together it's HYSTERICAL!!!!