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@ZonkzUK 6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think Bert looks like he'd make a great cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz?
@Sploshification 6 жыл бұрын
Dude holy shit the accuracy.
@jazanthapus2659 6 жыл бұрын
Naaaaaailed it
@onegvid 6 жыл бұрын
A giant ewok
@drewduz 6 жыл бұрын
Kaiben Music and Eddie Bravo could play Dorothy's deaf Jack Russell
@overtflow 6 жыл бұрын
bro LMAO
@pirategolfer3201 5 жыл бұрын
Theo's throwaway lines are other comedian's A material.
@GlennJimenez 5 жыл бұрын
Al Pratt yeah Theo’s tiny comments at the end of everything he says are brilliant Sometimes I feel like THOSE are the actual jokes.
@Cassiekillgannon 5 жыл бұрын
“Where’d you kiss him, lips or small of his back?”
@jayd2818 5 жыл бұрын
Bout time, Farley was the DUDE
@Isaiah42069 5 жыл бұрын
Dont let Carlos Menstealia hear that.
@shustyrackleford_710 5 жыл бұрын
@@Isaiah42069 never heard that nickname for him before lol but its so obvious! Thats awesome
@CapuchinzRule 3 жыл бұрын
“Drink some Koolaid & play with myself or buy a new harp” Theo kills me everyday with the most random drop ins 😂😂
@JapaneseIrishman 6 жыл бұрын
Shine is such a perfect intro song for this podcast
@geofflineberry8829 4 жыл бұрын
Who is the artist? I know the song but cant remember!!!
@amavasya5884 4 жыл бұрын
@@geofflineberry8829 sorry if it's too late but its bishop gunn
@ryanmfoto 3 жыл бұрын
shit is tiiired
@JapaneseIrishman 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmfoto almost like I wrote this two years ago...
@xrmighty 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmfoto must be corner stoned lol
@hasanwahab5854 6 жыл бұрын
Comedians on podcasts are one of the best things that happened on the internet.
@iliketurtles1253 5 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed as hard as I did when Theo said, “the first time we kissed I think she had blood in her mouth for some reason...cuz her teeth were all banged up. She could have just been in a wreck or something”
@PunkassErnie 6 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like an off duty security guard telling Theo the young skater not to do drugs like he did.
@TheDemigodZilla666 6 жыл бұрын
Bert talking about meeting and fighting for his wife back with such excitement is what we all need
@stevenmartinez872 6 жыл бұрын
The world is just a little brighter thanks to Theo von ☀️
@polymathing1614 5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is my therapist, Theo is my spirit animal
@councilv1250 5 жыл бұрын
Shine that light on me, gang gang
@clw5746 3 жыл бұрын
@@councilv1250 cringe
@mysteryY2K 2 жыл бұрын
@@polymathing1614 tbh, same
@1970HondaCL100 6 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone to make that Chris Farley portrait look thin.
@a.k.4o 6 жыл бұрын
The finger is horrific in that painting
@sneesus98 6 жыл бұрын
AK 4o it's a drumstick i think
@seanwilks7712 6 жыл бұрын
Are any of,you even old enough to,remember Farley? He was twice as big as Bert. See Bert in person and your opinion would change. Sounds like your just cut and pasting other people’s opinions.
@tabletalkpodcast845 6 жыл бұрын
Never knew who that was Farley! thought it was a self portrait ha
@TheUnholyPosole 6 жыл бұрын
...the Bert is fat joke is like 12 months old.
@DubbsR 6 жыл бұрын
"Did you have to kiss his lips or the small of his back" - Amazing! Crying
@luisherrera9656 3 жыл бұрын
I want someone to caress me the way Theo caresses his ankles.
@brentrice3492 6 жыл бұрын
(Discussing diseases they can “beat”) Bert: “What’s one with your eyes?” Theo: “Optimization.” Bert: Laughing “no I think that’s just a word.” Hahahahahahaha
@gimmedataids 5 жыл бұрын
Theo's a ballpark kind of talker
@loicjeannin6233 4 жыл бұрын
@@gimmedataids a very large ballpark
@joeharris7985 3 жыл бұрын
Theo goofy as hell 😂 he said that because opt in optimization also has opt in optometrist 😂😂😂
@isaman8278 6 жыл бұрын
"It was the day after New Years Eve." - Bart Kushner 20:51
@susie7336 6 жыл бұрын
Isaman lmfao
@drinkju 6 жыл бұрын
isnt that new years day then?
@r2droo2 6 жыл бұрын
Lol beat me to it
@yucko9501 5 жыл бұрын
It sure was.
@customerguy8581 5 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler - the fattest, most racistest comedian on the planet.
@prodbyryshy 5 жыл бұрын
"my dad lives in a convenience store" "a CS they call it" lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
@bundescoach3528 5 жыл бұрын
dawg I lost it and still haven't found it
@breakfastattiffanys741 4 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain? Maybe it's an American thing?
@k1xnt 4 жыл бұрын
@@breakfastattiffanys741 it's pretty surface level, not sure where your from but a convenient store is like a 7-11, Racetrac or Quick Trip. there's not really a joke here, just Theo being full of shit in his super serious joking way. like how ridiculous is it too make an acronym for convenient store
@dylanstumbaugh356 4 жыл бұрын
@@k1xnt ridiculous.. though very convenient...
@lionsmanexx 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he said CVS at first, making a play on that. Cause technically CVS could be convenience store too, hahaha, it made me giggle regardless
@tylerstafford4508 5 жыл бұрын
1:05:36 I almost died choking on sunflower seeds. These podcasts make my 12 hour shifts driving so much better 😂
@moze_- 5 жыл бұрын
How has Theo never had a special titled THEOretically.
@erickhofmann8765 5 жыл бұрын
This. Must. Happen!
@Novarealmhopper 5 жыл бұрын
I like you.
@sarahemikula 4 жыл бұрын
Nice! AND no bashing of women, could be the first one in this section.
@sarahemikula 4 жыл бұрын
@wyseTV sorry man, my compliments to the witty title for Theo ✌️😏😀
@lionsmanexx 3 жыл бұрын
Theology
@kali4good 5 жыл бұрын
"Two weeks more in the womb and he wouldve got that question right" theo von is entirely too good!!!!! XD
@weswes4187 5 жыл бұрын
Theo: Your wife's a beautiful lady! Bert: ........ Yeah she's ok...
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 6 жыл бұрын
First guest spot Theo ever did YEARS ago was on an early Bertkast way before Rohan finally had him on, and out of all the great Bertkasts, this was one of the most enlightening and pretty much the most open and relaxed and comfortable I’ve ever seen Theo on anyone’s podcast since. Learned so much about how they have such a past with great comedias before anyone even knew Theo as a comic! So glad they finally reunited for TPW!!! Love you guys together, great dudes
@lilstrawhat 6 жыл бұрын
Wow how do I get that belt? You have to win it......and you didn’t.
@diji5071 5 жыл бұрын
@@pakastanibullfighter4948 Jean, that's how they spell it down in Louisiana. 18 Letters in the alphabet.
@kevinkoger5749 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Smits Music and Theo knows it. That’s why he shuts it down😂😂😂
@Doorito_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@pakastanibullfighter4948 jeen*
@-AyeYallThereGoLaFlare- 4 жыл бұрын
devildog1982z whoa chill tf out
@existential-espresso2898 4 жыл бұрын
@devildog1982z @Walter Windsor Can't even tell who the troll is here, so i'll like both.
@alechorwitz3134 6 жыл бұрын
Listen to Theo just Trash Lena Dunham for 2 min straight was unreal 37:58 . Bert was deer in the headlights. GANG GANG ONWARD
@avarey8411 6 жыл бұрын
One of the things Theo does best is trash talk about people. It backfires on him usually, ala Eddie Bravo & Jack Russell Terrier comment. But Theo's shit talking comes from a real deep place.
@susie7336 6 жыл бұрын
It was beautiful
@Strype13 6 жыл бұрын
When did that bitch get so fat, anyway?
@vinmad6669 6 жыл бұрын
alec horwitz ....... who is Lena Dunham...... who cares....... what she EVER done
@joej3281 6 жыл бұрын
I was dying when he said he would rather fuck Danny DeVito than lena
@ctfashow 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus. The D'Elia jokes seem hella creepy now, in hindsight.
@tadah21 4 жыл бұрын
👍😬👍
@rogaru 3 жыл бұрын
In hindsight its still a joke
@ctfashow 3 жыл бұрын
@@rogaru wow. Thank you so much for clarifying. I was completely unaware!
@tafavor 5 жыл бұрын
That was delightful. I felt like I was sitting with y'all. Two of the best story tellers 🥰
@MCVenarse 4 жыл бұрын
What a cool episode. Have been watching for a little over a year, but have never been understood Bert so it went under my radar, but this has made me really like the guy. Also it's nice hearing Theo this passionate and fired up
@elzk6393 3 жыл бұрын
At 35:50 Theo asked the question "Do you ever think we will get in a race war like that ever again" and he was referring to the Rodney king situation... oh Theo Theo Theo. Only if you new what 2020 was going to bring...
@coynerooski 6 жыл бұрын
*"Name 3 diseases you can beat, honestly..."*
@ChrisBeames 5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I could beat Crohn's"
@landon7swag 5 жыл бұрын
“Optimization...” - Theo Von
@christopheredwards105 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisBeames I've got Ulcerative Colitis not Crohn's but this shit would destroy Bret. It's literally incurable, there's no beating it.
@joemarkey6 2 жыл бұрын
IBS isnt the same as Crohn's(IBD), can someone get Bert a job with the scientists who've been trying too cure it for the past 40 years with no sign of cracking it, If bullshit were brains he'd crack it in 2 minutes
@ShaneMcBryde 3 жыл бұрын
I like Theo so much, I listen to his commercials.
@thebrazilianatlantis165 3 жыл бұрын
Some of the funniest things he says are improvs in his commercials. "I used to put my shoes on first and then my socks and people called me an idiot. Maybe I was right, I don't know."
@Guttrocker 6 жыл бұрын
Ralphie May sleeps in the middle of the cruise ship. lol RIP Ralphie
@christdolphin69 3 жыл бұрын
That Lena Dunham rant was the most true and based thing that Theo ever said. So incredible
@chrisleyleonlewisiii9644 4 жыл бұрын
Finally another pod cast to watch that's actually good I've burnt through all of Joe's stuff to date
@guadalupe6564 5 жыл бұрын
you got so nervoud when Bert said his wife had a crush on you lol.
@EastwoodFPS 6 жыл бұрын
Man i feel spoiled with these podcasts the last few days. Callen and D'elia, you and Bert! Rogan and Elon musk tonight, shits awesome!!
@kezallison4771 3 жыл бұрын
That Elon podcast is that old. Wow
@Ilostmyairpod 6 жыл бұрын
Rat king and Burnt Chrysler 🤩
@azl2p 5 жыл бұрын
Why do they call Theo rat king?
@DeadGrenadier 4 жыл бұрын
cuz hes king of the rats
@DavidDiaz-zp4hu 4 жыл бұрын
Just people all in their feelings and the most they can do is make a disparaging remark about the shape of his face ..
@collieowens5751 4 жыл бұрын
chrysler that’s burnt up in the streets of detroit
@danielleskillern4475 3 жыл бұрын
Its Bruce kersher
@AlphaMom55 6 жыл бұрын
I love how you called Lena Dunham out, Theo! Not just talking about her looks but literally calling her out for using modern feminaziism to propagate her brand. 👊💙
@ItsMe-uf1st 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah about time, enough of this pc bullshit!
@dickieboypnuts1 5 жыл бұрын
yea , that bitch has a body like a baked potato
@noahomen 5 жыл бұрын
after bert says his wife has a crush on theo theo starts talking really fast and changes the conversation lol
@mariahrfordays1988 5 жыл бұрын
NOAH OMEN warp speed lol!!
@julidiamondlover 4 жыл бұрын
Man you ever experienced one of your friend's girl hitting on you? If you're a homie, it's awkward as hell. It's like don't put my friend in this weird thing, don't hurt them! Even though your friend probably doesn't care as much as you. Probably just overthinking normal people shit.
@donmichaelcorbin4417 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, as men, we all to often have to bust that magic nut before we're able to think clearly enough to know better than to do such things. There's been more times than I care to admit where I'm bumping uglies with some chic and as soon as I bust that magic nut.....BAM! I suddenly come to my senses and I'm like, "What am I doing banging my girlfriend's Mother during a commercial break while watching The Jenny Jones show?"
@julidiamondlover 4 жыл бұрын
@numba1pimp playaOG absolutely. I mean maybe that should be the sign to leave that girl, but it's not a good place for a "woman" to her man or one of his friends.
@Absurdword 3 жыл бұрын
Theo has a history of being into other dudes wives. So.
@badform2862 5 жыл бұрын
I had such a f up day this really turn my day around tho thank you guys
@alexsideris7487 6 жыл бұрын
SHINE THAT LIGHT ON ME
@heywsupitswill 6 жыл бұрын
Hypes me up every time
@vinmad6669 6 жыл бұрын
alex sideris ........FUCKIN GREAT SONG
@MrPapa1970 6 жыл бұрын
Who sings that? is that St.Paul & broken bone.
@Matt-gk4jy 6 жыл бұрын
Marco maestre jr Bishop Gunn babbaaayyyy
@alexsideris7487 6 жыл бұрын
I just met Theo that shit was so surreal
@alexanderje8336 4 жыл бұрын
21:32 T: "B O W D O I N?" B: "No, B O W D E N" T: "Waaaauuuwww"
@LOVERGEIST777 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the conversation and laughter... Helps me make it thru the day
@PordanBJeterson 6 жыл бұрын
Bert is like a deaf Jack Russell
@temple06 6 жыл бұрын
More like the fattest, laziest, deafest English bulldog
@johnnie543 6 жыл бұрын
Or like a blind Saint Bernard. Onward....
@wesleybynum5461 6 жыл бұрын
johnson543 lol this is a good one I can see it now
@johnnie543 6 жыл бұрын
@@wesleybynum5461 Instead of finding mountaineers lost in the Swiss Alps he couldn't even get out the front door. Let's hear more....
@McHonkenberg 6 жыл бұрын
Theo said the same thing about Eddie Bravo
@seanbean4682 6 жыл бұрын
Almost any other comic would've LOVED getting a pic of them with a horse on a jumbotron.
@patrickclark3288 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone with a sense of humour would
@10oner 3 жыл бұрын
No u got it all wrong, the horse was the one that got a picture with the horse
@21c.fenidecht 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna have some coolaid, then play with myself, then I don't know, maybe get a new harp"
@louiegallo1289 4 жыл бұрын
19:34 "I swear to God I spoke to God" is the Bertiest line I've ever heard.
@fmekki 6 жыл бұрын
RAT KING AND THE BURNT CHRYSTLER GANG GANG
@ayou4525 6 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like he just came back from a swingers party lol
@malibuice650 5 жыл бұрын
Theo- "Optimization!" Also Theo- "What is that?"
@davidtidwell6688 6 жыл бұрын
that awkward silence and deadpan after bert said "i do that sometimes..." has me dead.
@jonostewart6140 6 жыл бұрын
Bert... get Theo on Something’s Burning!!!!!
@SkateIandI33 6 жыл бұрын
Jono Stewart him and Joey Diaz would bereally good since he usually has two people on at a time!
@kuslerf12 5 жыл бұрын
It just happened with theo and red rocket
@gator4458 5 жыл бұрын
@@kuslerf12 I was unimpressed with it
@Nonameforyoudangit 6 ай бұрын
@gator4458 Theo was the funniest and most competent in that kitchen. Hitter.
@LM20237 6 жыл бұрын
Once again, a story about Whitney Cummings proving why so many people can’t stand watching / listening to her on podcasts.
@LM20237 6 жыл бұрын
+X X I didn’t say she wasn’t funny. I said she’s insufferable.
@XX-lx4mr 6 жыл бұрын
L. MAC. Ha, touche
@tsnorquist 6 жыл бұрын
Look at them (o Y o) all day tho young blood
@caseyjones8246 6 жыл бұрын
Both Theo and Bert turn into little SJW soy boys when they do a podcast with her.
@MadSolar 6 жыл бұрын
@@caseyjones8246 because she's influential and has power.
@sydann8180 6 жыл бұрын
I love that face Bert makes when he laughs and his voice gets all high that shits funny
@karstenvonfjellheim5321 5 жыл бұрын
When Bert's shirt comes off: IT IS ON!!!!! You feel like a fool if you take your shirt off!
@waxilllium548 5 жыл бұрын
Bert kreischer and Theo von to make a phenomenal standing podcast together.
@Theflowergeekcrafts 5 жыл бұрын
these guys talking about first kisses... lmao! these two crack me up.
@AKAB_22 6 жыл бұрын
“Is that gay or just fucked up?!” Had me fucking dying
@pwn3d542 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my lord “What made you want to be in your wife”
@MDSMAZa 6 жыл бұрын
Bert is probably the most lovable comedian alive..that story about getting his wife back really made me want to find that sort of passion for a woman, had to be pretty serious if God started talking it over with him.
@baxpiz1289 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Smazal show business
@MrHolyTiits 6 жыл бұрын
LMFAO Berts face when Theo says his mom is polish and dad is Nicaraguan hahahaha
@Justin-lg1qb 5 жыл бұрын
21:34 Rat king is amazed by a southern Georgia town name. So beautiful
@TheCrederer 5 жыл бұрын
"were all the women you slept with over 18"? "Ya" "Wwwoooooooow"
@scottb2858 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is from Louisiana, what u expect
@aleksandarmarkovic1013 6 жыл бұрын
Man this has been the funniest podcast, I have laughed trough out. LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
@M6A6T6T Жыл бұрын
You’ve lived you’ve loved you’ve laughed
@sarahmcintyre6150 Жыл бұрын
“Gout, that’s too much shrimp and not enough elbow movement “ LMAO 🤣
@Coolyourjetscris 6 жыл бұрын
“What’s his middle name...if you had to guess his middle name” 😭
@elevenilltime4801 6 жыл бұрын
I and Theodore used to catch frogs down at the local ditch. I also ate a Monarch butterfly once at the graveyard by our house.
@jarvoh6256 6 жыл бұрын
Theo and D'elia are untouchable at the moment, so funny!!!! GET IN THERE!
@chasedonovan8937 2 жыл бұрын
“Stop drinking, manage what I eat, smoke pot everyday.. I think I can manage chrones. That’s how I manage my IBS! 😂
@clobberbusters 6 жыл бұрын
This fool just said he grew up in the gout belt
@jrsmith3344 4 жыл бұрын
He just said on Rogan's podcast, that he grew up in the rabies belt. Talkin about fighting raccoons, Hahaha
@amberpinkerton1279 5 жыл бұрын
"Al Rowker lost weight and I didnt like it ☹☹☹☹" dude how he said that 😂😂 hahaha he said that so sad and how he looked down and looked so sad; like a sad little puppy. Haha it was great dude. Theo Von has this amazing adorable (unresistable 😘😘) hilarious odd innocence and sweetness about him man. He really does. I freakin love it. Very funny dude. I hope to see him do so much more. Hopefully another bert podcast! So great! Tom segura and bert together with Theo or Segura and theo alone would be great too!
@thewomaninr3d434 4 жыл бұрын
Louisiana boy right here and I still use cool whip containers for Tupperware! Gang gang!
@MexicanJesus1998 4 жыл бұрын
Nick said “30 years old but never been 9 months” 😂 thats fucken awesome
@rydaddythanos8968 5 жыл бұрын
24:57 Theo is getting some ideas
@bobleeswagger6138 5 жыл бұрын
Podcast starts at 3:50 you’re welcome
@robertgordon9668 2 жыл бұрын
The grandma " I know ain't they cool " line cracked me up that was great !
@MrCotty777 5 жыл бұрын
literally one of the best books ever right there on your table
@diji5071 5 жыл бұрын
Theo grew up in the everything belt.
@Kryptospotted 6 жыл бұрын
Bixby Coffee ad at 43:28, read as grown-up Walt Jr. Close your eyes. It's him.
@youknow12341000 3 жыл бұрын
Wow... underrated comment
@boymeetsfish3589 3 жыл бұрын
*the psychic that set Bert and his wife up just cracking up outside that church*
@mr1rottenapple 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny that I care but for some reason I even appreciate the way Theo gives a little care to his sponsors. So many not just obviously hate doing it but give no love to the businesses giving them dough. It says the right things that he cares enough to try on the boring parts
@thazzle7509 6 жыл бұрын
Theo, untuck those ears my brother, they need to breathe.
@MichaelRamer 6 жыл бұрын
Need that Bravo episode son. Onward.
@zx6r79 6 жыл бұрын
mcoffely Why?
@Elguapoe 6 жыл бұрын
Eddie bravo will most likely never do this show again after he got salty about Theo calling him a dog on jre
@zx6r79 6 жыл бұрын
Cosby Persuasion they did a second one but they never uploaded it. Been trying to figure out why. Id bet they got into an argument lmao
@KeetyPooh 6 жыл бұрын
Why? It is the same bullshit all the time, the same with people asking for Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, why do you need that? It is predictable.
@zx6r79 6 жыл бұрын
Keety you know what else is predictable? Bitches online crying and complaining about what other people like.
@dravenvise2776 3 жыл бұрын
Love the intro to this podcast
@danielleendswell9250 5 жыл бұрын
Awwwww I love Bert!!! So funny and sweet and real!!! I like these sit downs!!!
@JK-tg4rw 6 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the BEST PODCASTS I've watched of Theo's. Most RELAXED I've ever saw Theo with a GUEST!! Great CHEMISTRY + DIALOGUE between these two!! 😉
@Hunterbiden32 6 жыл бұрын
Podcast starts at 3:55
@bobbybush1750 6 жыл бұрын
Beautiful human being you
@brbapappa 6 жыл бұрын
Had to scroll too long for this
@benjochambo 5 жыл бұрын
Bert’s cranium looks like a defect tennis ball they give to the local kids
@FuckingFootballzzz 3 жыл бұрын
Dang missing this studio and the old school vibes before the pandemic
@ButtermilkChicken617 6 жыл бұрын
Does anybody actually think Tony Hinchcliff is funny? That little dweeb has never said anything that has made me even giggle so I was just curious if ppl actually found him funny. Not to mention he just has one of those faces that you wanna punch for no reason..
@ythandle16 6 жыл бұрын
I never liked him just watching him on podcasts; his voice kind of grates me. I saw him open for Joe Rogan and he was actually pretty funny live so go figure.
@samueladams5243 6 жыл бұрын
Tony is sub human
@dave-hc2vi 6 жыл бұрын
His voice is kinda annoying, but he can be funny sometimes. I like Kill Tony too, but a lot of times the funny lines on the show are from people other than Hinchcliff so not sure that counts
@SuperHoneyOil 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah hes good at writing mean stuff for roasts and his podcast. But remove him from that vibe and he sticks out in a bad way.
@KarenTookTheKids364 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it tbh. He's the one person who Rogan promotes and I've never understood why. Unfunny, and arrogant.
@420CrH 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think that Theo likes Lena Dunham very much. Lol
@johnnie543 6 жыл бұрын
But he does want to sleep with a woman because she has a vagina. A man with priorities, this Theo Von! Onward....
@MadSolar 6 жыл бұрын
Because he's intimidated by her beauty .....
@Keanuism 6 жыл бұрын
Who does?
@ericsanchez2917 6 жыл бұрын
@@MadSolar 😂😂😂she's the girl u fuck when ur super drunk and wake up like what the fuck
@tronjavolta 5 жыл бұрын
"Think about something you can't do.... *shrugs shoulders* and suddenly, you can."
@weakbrainthrombosis 5 жыл бұрын
I use margarine, ice cream, and cool whip containers for leftovers, and storage.
@HmDd-vk6gn 6 жыл бұрын
Owen is the dark arts, leave that boi in his basement son! Onward
@McHonkenberg 6 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else think this started in the middle of a conversation?
@theweldfathertutorials4860 4 жыл бұрын
“My fathers from Nicaragua” Bert’s reaction killed me 1:17:13
@TIRK125 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey man what are you gonna do today?" "Eh, probably just like, drink some koolaid, play with myself, and like get a new harp or something" lmao
@noahkim8773 6 жыл бұрын
Did Theo really quit drugs, he just said "wow" when bert kreisher spelled B-o-w-d-e-n.
@kbennett4384 6 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too, odd!
@caseyhodgin7287 5 жыл бұрын
That's just a common response he gives, similar to saying ,"yeah" or "okay" ... I think Theo is low-key very socially awkward, especially when he interrupts to make a point but then can't finish it.
@mikeyRD08 5 жыл бұрын
@Theo Von HOT ONES DUDE. It would totally hit a new target audience. I'd love love love to see it.
@trucomment 6 жыл бұрын
dude theo chuckle while asking questions is GOLD lmao.
@ikedewinter1213 6 жыл бұрын
Why you got a painting of bam margeras uncle in the background ?
@johnnie543 6 жыл бұрын
That's Chris Farley bruh. But it does look like a young Don Vito before he got hit in the back with that baseball don't it? Onward....
@TheNTMG 6 жыл бұрын
Don Vito
@passengershaming 6 жыл бұрын
bertbertbert up in the gang gang
@bigsexy2200 Жыл бұрын
Bert’s face when Theo says his fathers from Nicaragua 😂😂
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