Bert Kreischer vs Shane Gillis (ft. Louis CK)

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7 ай бұрын

After the release of Shane Gillis's special in September, his profile has been rising around the world. But how does Gillis compare to another famous comedian, Bert Kreischer, who is seemingly the polar opposite of Gillis.
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@Amajorbrand 7 ай бұрын

Burt pulling out the machine joke in a target to tell to a 13 year old is unironically the funniest thing he’s ever done

@Cerase0 7 ай бұрын

Man I cringed into another universe

@buddhaspriest 7 ай бұрын

He didn't even have a dad joke

@Gixsir 7 ай бұрын

😂

@serf___ 7 ай бұрын

What kind of a comedian doesn’t have a good joke about farts or diarrhoea to tell a young kid?! I’ve got several ready to go for my kids whenever they need a laugh.

@samh79 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@WhyForWhatNow 7 ай бұрын

"We cant figure you out" When narcissists meet a normal person 😂

@SuperSevchenko 7 ай бұрын

Akaash "He's embarrassed to be remotely demanding." Or maybe he's just a decent dude.

@1der607 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 wow, that was perfect

@WestXWestlmnop 7 ай бұрын

@@SuperSevchenkoit's funny cuz I think that's what he was saying but he had to he just worded it differently so his daddy didn't think he thought he was a narcissist

@signoguns8501 7 ай бұрын

Dont know much about Shane, but that interview makes me like him.

@1der607 7 ай бұрын

@@signoguns8501 join us, brother

@BIastwave. 5 ай бұрын

There is a zero percent chance someone said “The Machine is in the building” when Bert walked into target

@JohnnyRingo3645 5 ай бұрын

Wait, do you actually think Bert Kreischer would..........LIE?! That is all he does!

@CarlosRen1776 5 ай бұрын

Plot twist he paid the manager to do so

@porse7 4 ай бұрын

wait, you're telling me the whole target didnt start cheering after they heard that? noo wayyy!

@judasdubois 4 ай бұрын

@@CarlosRen1776 Another Plot Twist he did it himself

@dbrandon273 4 ай бұрын

There was a crowd of one 13 year old who didn’t know who he was after it was announced.

@TransfictionTV 5 ай бұрын

Bert is like the dude who tells you fake stories and you know hes lying but don't want to make it awkward so you're like "oh yeah hahaha"

@drderelict7987 5 ай бұрын

I forgot people like this exist lol. why the hell do people waste their time with this shit? How does it make you feel good to tell a story you know isn't true

@americanpatriot8426 5 ай бұрын

Like Theo von

@TransfictionTV 5 ай бұрын

@@americanpatriot8426 I think with theo you're supposed to know it's bullshit and that's his thing is saying ridiculous stuff with a straight face

@AndreasJepsenMusic 5 ай бұрын

@@americanpatriot8426 The difference is that you're supposed to know Theo is bullshitting. Burt is legitimately trying to pass his stories up as genuine

@SpaghettiMafia34 5 ай бұрын

yea not really the same. bobo is more related with making up crazy stories trying to pass as true, but still with bobby you always know most of his stories are bs. bert thinks hes fooling you. @@americanpatriot8426

@samstahlbaum7215 7 ай бұрын

Shane Gillis is a D1 athlete, a decorated war veteran, and a former Saturday night live cast member.

@jackno7danls 7 ай бұрын

The ultimate resume!

@TheSadistNat1on 7 ай бұрын

this is a solid comment my dewd

@MosierSocialSolutions 6 ай бұрын

There is only some deepfake and sub reddit bullshit about the military. However the D1 athlete checks out. I might be wrong i only looked for a secomd but cool information regardless.

@dgs5809 6 ай бұрын

and he failed all 3. Couldn't have turned out better for him.

@cedarandsound 6 ай бұрын

Decorated war veteran? Since when?

@johneefizterbottom 7 ай бұрын

Bert is just a drunk that’s been riding the wave of 1 joke for about 10 years even made a movie. Shane is a breath of fresh air

@David98004 7 ай бұрын

This is probably the best description of Bert 😂

@Jonnyhprips 7 ай бұрын

And Shane will do the same 10 years from now. It all comes around

@CARTUNE. 7 ай бұрын

Does it? Chapelle, Ck, Norm, Chris Rock, Steve Harvey, Theo, Segura? Did they have a few jokes that they just rode around for a few years? Or is your statement baseless and moot?@@Jonnyhprips

@arlencarroll1964 7 ай бұрын

@@CARTUNE.Chris Rock is far from being in that category you fool

@arlencarroll1964 7 ай бұрын

And Steve Harvey? Get off meth

@michaelegan3522 5 ай бұрын

Bert failing to tell a joke to the kid in Target after identifying himself as a comedian is ironically the funniest thing he's ever done.

@ConcordDown 5 ай бұрын

Tell a joke is the worst thing you can ask a comedian. Not defending Bert, just pointing out your dumb comment.

@patrick_on_here9914 5 ай бұрын

@@ConcordDownwell it was a child,

@ianpaz5999 5 ай бұрын

@@ConcordDown for Bert saying that it was funny for the vlog or whatever the video is for but on our expense not the kids, however yes I would expect him to give the kid a joke afterwards bc from the jump Louis ck, Stanhope, Gillis, norm , big jay, Luis J. G. , would make the most fucked up joke but they won’t bc they’re pussies

@porse7 4 ай бұрын

@@ConcordDown if you're 12 years old and someone says to you "im a comedian" you would expect them to at least try and be funny.

@albundy7198 4 ай бұрын

I don’t think the machine story is very funny I never have

@user-yb3de8gr7p 5 ай бұрын

“Can you tell me a joke?” Bert:”My career.”

@jslaughterofthesoul4939 Ай бұрын

😂

@kaywhy687 7 ай бұрын

Barts interaction with that kid is painful

@krusher181 7 ай бұрын

We really should start calling him Bart. That’s way funnier

@GreasyDaddy 7 ай бұрын

That was awful. I had to mute.

@squibbelsmcjohnson 7 ай бұрын

When kid said "tell me joke" I 😂😂😂😂

@mrjuanderfuI 7 ай бұрын

Literally didn't have a single joke

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 7 ай бұрын

@squibbelsmcjohnson and Bert realizes he doesn't have any jokes, juat stories that he arbitrarily emphasizes by yelling and shrieking

@Frenchy_47 7 ай бұрын

The fact Bert went straight to the Russian Mafia line after a decade is just telling of his comedy.

@FantomL0rd 6 ай бұрын

That's the joke.

@saldrich3226 6 ай бұрын

Hey! Please don’t try to bring in the “c” word about Bert. It’s not fair.

@BirdOfHermes8381 6 ай бұрын

One-puuuuuuuuuunnnnccchh!

@3pound 6 ай бұрын

@@saldrich3226 LOL

@jayric3060 6 ай бұрын

i dont get what ur saying, does that line mean something?

@stevenbrooks8983 6 ай бұрын

I have a really hard time believing that someone at a target said the machine is in the building over the loud speaker. I've never even met someone who knows who Bert is.

@StrongGreaved 6 ай бұрын

or if they know him it's as the guy who is constantly unfunnying their vertical video feeds

@fishingbob8374 6 ай бұрын

Bert explaining himself to the kid is like a scene from a movie making fun of guys like Bert… 😂😂

@romannumeralvii4285 7 ай бұрын

Seeing Schulz and his goons not being able to comprehend that Gillis is just a normal dude that’s a great comic is honestly so cathartic, and is embarrassing to them, that they can’t “figure him out”. They’re just out of touch because they’ve lived in luxury for a while.

@kennethlong2554 7 ай бұрын

Schulz is trying to make clickbait videos

@Jennyhuffman3935 7 ай бұрын

100% agree

@joshschutz7731 7 ай бұрын

Thing that bugs me about schulz is he’s so much better and funnier when he’s not around the flagrant dorks but he feels comfortable there

@donnie1581 7 ай бұрын

I can care less for 2 of his co-hosts, so much so I can't even remember their names at the moment. I do like Akash.

@commonsenseentertainment5487 7 ай бұрын

@@joshschutz7731 And that fact proves just how phony he must be. Not the same person regardless of company

@collectiveleak 7 ай бұрын

I think one of Shane's hidden advantages is that he is actually very educated and smart, but pretends to be a dumb guy. Same thing that Norm Macdonald did

@saberxzero 7 ай бұрын

Dont you call him dumb he is trying very very hard okay. He is our special little boy, did you see it he can even drive himself to events im so proud of him

@poopstink1781 7 ай бұрын

@@saberxzerohe may not be the biggest comedian in the world but he’s certainly the biggest down syndrome comedian

@xwhite2020 7 ай бұрын

Shane acting dumb? He is always sharp as a tac.

@collectiveleak 7 ай бұрын

@@xwhite2020 you know, I've never understood that saying. Have you felt a tac? There are way sharper things than a tac

@TheMistakeOnTheLake1 7 ай бұрын

what ever happened to norm?

@GlorifiedGremlin 5 ай бұрын

It's actually hilarious that when a kid asks Bert to tell a joke, he immediately goes to the damn Russia story 😂 Thats not a joke Bert

@unclezero7639 21 күн бұрын

The kid nailed when he said that he didn’t get it 😅

@fronkthetooonk 6 ай бұрын

The main reason I have so much respect for Shane is that he is an authentic Million Dollar Extreme fanboy

@ratmilk9260 6 ай бұрын

kinda sad of you to have that standing. "he likes what I like that means he's cool!"

@fronkthetooonk 6 ай бұрын

“I don’t like Sam Hyde, so I have to tear down anybody else who likes him!” Kind of sad. The whole video is about why Shane is more based than the other Rogan comedians, I just provided an additional reason why this is true

@ratmilk9260 6 ай бұрын

@@fronkthetooonk low IQ response tbh, never said I didn't like sam. you just proved you have a bias. I bet you'd like anyone who likes Sam even if you hardly knew them.

@mreps4629 6 ай бұрын

@@ratmilk9260thats usually the reason u like someone. They have something in common with u

@Charlie-nc3cp 6 ай бұрын

@@ratmilk9260 "He likes what I like that means he's cool" The reality of the situation is more likely the guy thinking: "He likes what I like, so he's probably my type of comedian". You are just twisting the narrative and implying that is isn't OK to like a comedian based on shared preference of comics. It's a completely valid reason to like/start getting into a comics work unless they have done something else that you view as unforgivable, which Sam Hyde clearly hasn't for this guy. It's like saying you shouldn't find friends based of mutual interests. What am I supposed to go off then? Discussing mutual interests is a huge part of social interaction as a whole, which to a minor degree includes watching videos believe it or not. tl;dr - Stop giving social advice when you are clearly autistic or something. You don't know what you are talking about.

@treyjetson5320 7 ай бұрын

Bert is the Steven Seagal of Comedy.

@MissionMichelle911 7 ай бұрын

Good one

@classCexplosive 7 ай бұрын

That's a really good comparison

@surferrosa7285 7 ай бұрын

At least Seagal was in some movies that were watchable back in the day. Everything about Bert is unbearable. He never misses an opportunity to attempt to make it all about Bert. Him and Whitney Cummings completely ruined an episode of Kill Tony a while back. The two of them wouldn't shut the hell up and didn't say one remotely amusing thing the whole show. Just loud and obnoxious as usual.

@generalsaurkraut3227 7 ай бұрын

Vastly underrated comment.

@caseytatum5837 7 ай бұрын

very apt

@FreeOfAllFear 7 ай бұрын

Bert’s just threatened by a dude who can drink but is smart enough not to make it his whole personality

@blickluke 7 ай бұрын

It's a chunk of his personality but not the majority of it

@HDmexsComboCon 7 ай бұрын

Military drinking is a different social beast than civilian alcoholism.

@mattmarzula 7 ай бұрын

@@HDmexsComboConHa. That's sort of funny.

@andrewstephens8790 7 ай бұрын

bert is threatened every time someone suggests he spend a few nights with his family

@IloveGorgeousGeorge 7 ай бұрын

Wow, fuckin' nailed it

@kanelt2669 Ай бұрын

“Bert and Tom are the insta girls of comedy” 😂😂😂

@nirradical 6 ай бұрын

This is the KZfaq channel I knew I needed but didn't know existed. Your observations are all the thoughts that stew through my brain but I never know how to articulate. Keep these videos coming.

@PodcastCringe 6 ай бұрын

You’re welcome bro, glad to have you 🙏🏻

@scottripley8535 7 ай бұрын

I’m a truck driver that drives about 8 hours a night. I can listen to Shane and Matt the entire 8 hours.I couldn’t watch 10 minutes of Bert’s antics. Shane is just a football loving beer drinking best buddy that really puts his friends first and that is what makes him endearing

@cm2208 7 ай бұрын

Amen brother. Drive safe dawg

@bd1zzle 7 ай бұрын

You shouldn’t be watching 10minutes of anything while on the road?! 😮

@Okillydokilly69 7 ай бұрын

Truck dawg 🐶 just like little baby billy . Stay safe out there , sodtaoe

@SpazzMatticusTheGreat 7 ай бұрын

@@bd1zzle He never said he watched while he drove

@bd1zzle 7 ай бұрын

@@SpazzMatticusTheGreat read again my friend, typed in without any edits, "I’m a truck driver that drives about 8 hours a night. I can listen to Shane and Matt the entire 8 hours.I couldn’t WATCH 10 MINUTES of Bert’s antics."

@worldview3182 7 ай бұрын

Bert pretending people in the store were screaming when they heard “the machine is in the building “ is Soooo cringe 😂😂😂

@idontwantahandlethough 7 ай бұрын

That story is so cringe. We all know that one guy who has been telling the same damn story for 3 decades. The story gets wilder and wilder every time, and at this point you're starting to wonder how much of it was even true to begin with. Burt has somehow managed to turn being that guy into a multi-million dollar career 😶

@Ishbikes 7 ай бұрын

⁠@@idontwantahandlethoughI mean ..I seen some Russian Mobsters in time square twice. .& I just looked at them from afar. They pretty much had the whole area locked up. I’m thinking Bert maybe had the same experience I did, yet greatly exaggerated it & made it into a bit.

@tmoss89 7 ай бұрын

@@idontwantahandlethoughhe isn’t rich he just has fake rich money dude will go broke when the bank asks for the loans back

@alexlevinson8629 7 ай бұрын

@@tmoss89but we all know in his mind he believes it’s true. He is truly one of my least favorite people in the world

@layups 7 ай бұрын

Bert came into a local target and everyone rose from their seats and did a slow clap as he passed them while ignoring their desperate pleas for autographs

@jaydub7386 6 ай бұрын

Bert is on top of my dead pool. I'm waiting to see the headline that he had a heart attack.

@theabominablesmokeman8296 6 ай бұрын

That’s messed up dude. He sucks but you shouldn’t want people to have a heart attack.

@SahriCahri 6 ай бұрын

Gillis, McCusker, Mullen & Hyde. I can't even bloom my palm with the amount of comedians that I find genuinely funny. (I'm probably missing a couple though, these guys just stand out)

@dohT420 7 ай бұрын

Shane is a regular bro who is genuinely hilarious, Theo too. Fame and success ruins a lot of comedians Bert is a prime example.

@bccsivxx-xxivvii 7 ай бұрын

It's changed Theo too at this point. If much rather watch his old stuff.

@SoBayK80 7 ай бұрын

@@bccsivxx-xxivviichanged is not ruined, let people grow

@SoBayK80 7 ай бұрын

Segura another example.

@Jearbearjenkins 7 ай бұрын

@@SoBayK80segura is a bit of a dickhead sometimes. Look at some of his tweets

@Jearbearjenkins 7 ай бұрын

Was bert ever actually funny?

@johnnybgood7442 7 ай бұрын

Watching Bert fail to make a kid laugh is pretty funny.

@-Trauma. 7 ай бұрын

Fuck that kid though, if I'm being honest 😂

@layups 7 ай бұрын

Bert attempting jokes is the joke

@CherryBlossomOhka 7 ай бұрын

@@layupsright!!!!!! "Tell me a joke" "I'm a comedian" Lmfao

@Coalemos 7 ай бұрын

@@EyeMaMoeRahn the only certain things in this world B

@johnnybgood7442 7 ай бұрын

@@EyeMaMoeRahn hard to say it to someone’s face when you’ve never met them. I’d gladly say whatever I’d want. What’s he gonna do?

@DoneBrokeDatBack 6 ай бұрын

Shane: "I don't have a rider." Everyone on Flagrant: "I can't figure you out. Why aren't you an entitled prick like us?"

@Captain_Insano_nomercy 6 ай бұрын

I can't stand that crew

@whothoughtthiswasagoodidea 4 ай бұрын

For most celebrities humility is the ultimate treasure, completely unobtainable.

@turtle1154 7 ай бұрын

That Schulz moment with his father is hilarious. His dads looking at him thinking 'this never ever happened' 😂

@Murdokk00 7 ай бұрын

"I know you're old and can't remember shit but this actually happened. Trust me it's totally real."

@kekoasiversons350 7 ай бұрын

@@Murdokk00my dads dead👍🏾

@MrHaveaword 7 ай бұрын

@@kekoasiversons350mine too 👎

@voodoo2956 7 ай бұрын

His dad has alzheimers and doesn't recall much.

@turtle1154 7 ай бұрын

@@voodoo2956 how convenient for that video

@theedguardian 7 ай бұрын

Shane is a real one. He was realistic standards and reasonable requests. He's not egotistical.

@randomtees 7 ай бұрын

He's stunningly self aware for a comedian. Most lack that trait. Same with Chrissy. He's just too nice to call out guests to their faces. He tries to be a pleaser.

@MrSoldierboi420 7 ай бұрын

give him time they all go down that path eventually

@theedguardian 7 ай бұрын

@@MrSoldierboi420 I'm afraid you might be right. Let's hope he remains self aware.

@oktg91 7 ай бұрын

most importantly, hes actually funny

@DavidGriffin-ww2fk 7 ай бұрын

Shane is one of the best stand-ups in the modern era. Bert shouldn't even be in the conversation

@MrVideoScape 5 ай бұрын

Still haven't laughed at a Bert joke.

@gormlidormli511 8 күн бұрын

You'd have to find one first

@fuckcensorship69 6 ай бұрын

17:40 The pain in Burt's face when Louis says how great Shane is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Michael-sz7lp 5 ай бұрын

It's like watching someone come face to face with their own mortality.

@JKennedy0204 7 ай бұрын

Calling Bert a narcissist is the equivalent of saying cigarettes are bad for you

@loganmannke9023 7 ай бұрын

Cigarettes kill you slower tho

@716tg3 7 ай бұрын

😂

@billwilson9602 7 ай бұрын

At least cigarettes are cool

@rolvoveritas 7 ай бұрын

Cigarettes have had way more interactions with the Russian mafia then Burt Kushner

@JamesBoz 7 ай бұрын

At least cigarettes don't stink so much...

@dariusallison5333 6 ай бұрын

That flagrant clip of them being confused about Shane being a normal person says more about the flagrant crew than Shane.

@Seeker0fTruth 4 ай бұрын

AGREE 💯

@ThePulaskiPumper 4 ай бұрын

Yup. Thats why shane is successful. Hes likeable and relatable.

@goatclips2222 4 ай бұрын

@@ThePulaskiPumperI can stand Andrew but the Indian guy is the most unfunny person I’ve ever seen

@rachel_Cochran 6 ай бұрын

I'd rather gouge out my own eyes than watch Bert do standup

@twen7yseven 4 ай бұрын

"Ya we're doing Mullet Arena... seats 5000" ahhh, that's what he means by selling out arenas!

@matoncastrejon5707 7 ай бұрын

That kid was his most intimidating audience he’s ever had

@coffee.3.4 7 ай бұрын

Shane Gillis is actually funny.Bert Kreischer has just been told he’s funny by a bunch of Yes men his whole life.

@mrmagoozle 7 ай бұрын

What you mean???? He has this one crazy story, like, you should really it hear it. It’s hard to find because he he RARELY tells it. He should even make movie about it… 😐

@bigcream5302 7 ай бұрын

People underestimate how many regards there are out there that give these guys their money.

@brianjcastle76 7 ай бұрын

FACTS!!

@NardoCantCook 7 ай бұрын

@@amourfou2839he has 1 singular bit that was good before he told it 8 million times and people know… that’s it

@NemanjaNislija 7 ай бұрын

@@bigcream5302Best regards.

@bps7267 2 ай бұрын

Shane is the kind of friend who prefers to celebrate his buddies' birthdays and accomplishments more than his own.

@zzzzbumm4608 6 ай бұрын

Chrissy D making it a point to say the special comes out at “midnight tonight”😂

@crazybigethan 7 ай бұрын

I wish Shane was there when Burt called non comedians "pedestrians" would have bullied him into retirement.

@monsieurbilkins6351 7 ай бұрын

Didn't Stavros laugh in his face instead and call him out on comedians calling others citizens or whatever like the military does?

@samanthab1923 7 ай бұрын

Ask him to spell it 😂

@crazybigethan 7 ай бұрын

@@monsieurbilkins6351 Shane's wouldn't hold back like Stavros did he'd have jabbed him up for the next hour.

@James_St._James 7 ай бұрын

@@monsieurbilkins6351 Civilians is the other term they use for non-comedians. People in porn do the same thing. I get it in the porn world because they are banging everyone in their porn bubble, but comedians doing it is dumb.

@ContentAngel7 7 ай бұрын

Omg! Yesss!!!!

@samuelnolan756 7 ай бұрын

Shane: “idk yeah I’m just not into being a nonce” The giggle group: “I can’t you figure you out bro”

@titusdangelo3001 7 ай бұрын

i remember when shultz used to be funny...

@716tg3 7 ай бұрын

“ the giggle group “ 😂😂😂😂

@xbeauxyeux 5 ай бұрын

Bless your heart for sitting through those podcasts

@2Less0is0More2 5 ай бұрын

The way he gets Winded, when buddy brings up Shane's special and it's the best hour in years. I loved it. Hahahaha

@flednanders4601 7 ай бұрын

God damn, Bert cannot physically compliment somebody without talking about himself.

@SoBayK80 7 ай бұрын

The Tao of Me Me Me

@JWC_4_2_0 3 ай бұрын

In Bert's defense, he's so unhealthy he can't do most physical things.

@DaveScottADV 7 ай бұрын

It's funny that the only 'joke' Bert could think of on the spot was his machine story. One trick pony.

@donnie1581 7 ай бұрын

haha You could see the "WUT" on that kids' face

@zacharyhockett6248 7 ай бұрын

He was trying to get the kid to realize who he was. He only cared about getting recognized.

@HB-gj7gd 7 ай бұрын

Kept his shirt on tho

@Cantona_81 7 ай бұрын

@@HB-gj7gd🤣🤣🤣

@DaveScottADV 7 ай бұрын

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles." - that's all you gotta do, Bert.

@ja100222 6 ай бұрын

I like your analysis and your calm voice, bro. Channels like yours are needed. Keep up the good work!

@PodcastCringe 6 ай бұрын

I appreciate that! Thanks bro 🙏🏻

@blacksabbath4252 6 ай бұрын

Great ending that line about bert and tom being the instagram models of comedy is a brilliant line

@JMartComedy 7 ай бұрын

Louis CK talking to Bert is so hilarious. Bert has no idea Louis is just trolling him the entire time

@MattCarvin 7 ай бұрын

Agreed, it’s like a cat pawing at a mouse. It’s actually equal parts fascinating and hilarious to me.

@MarsLonsen 7 ай бұрын

i never saw the whole thing, just a clip, but i think i sort of sums up your point! kzfaq.infoGumvaJZqInQ

@BigAl4Chron 7 ай бұрын

The funniest part to me is that he didn’t even tell a joke or preface it in a joke format. His response to them politely requesting a joke was “yeah when I was 22 years old I got involved with the Russian mafia….. how’s that?” he just told them the basic premise of a story of his- there’s no joke in there And the kid innocently saying “um I don’t really get it” is very fair cause Bert didn’t even say anything remotely close to a joke and the kid was genuinely just confused and Bert seems like he thinks the kid is dumb for recognizing a guy who he probably did see on KZfaq. He’s so unlikeable as more of his actual self is seen

@d_mb 7 ай бұрын

Why the hell would they even post that video it’s so cringe

@pts1135 7 ай бұрын

That’s because the joke was for his audience who would watch the clip that was being recorded, not the actual kids standing in front of him. It was him eluding to his career changing bit for his fan base. Find Bert as annoying as most people in this comment section, but that was how I saw the point of that line

@BigAl4Chron 6 ай бұрын

@@pts1135 if that’s how you saw it you were watching from the wrong perspective. I’m not even gonna explain why you’re wrong it’s pretty self explanatory on a lot of different levels

@earhearthush-up5549 6 ай бұрын

@@BigAl4Chrontranslation: I have no actual argument but wanna pretend like I do to save face Pathetic.

@d.c.billman760 6 ай бұрын

@earhearthush-up5549 Youll be okay, miserable waste of life. 😂😂🤡

@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 6 ай бұрын

I usually hate these comedy "hater" channels, but this one isn't really obnoxious and makes a lot of valid points.

@benmartin6644 5 ай бұрын

Still pretty obnoxious

@benmartin6644 5 ай бұрын

Still pretty obnoxious

@benmartin6644 5 ай бұрын

Still pretty obnoxious

@benmartin6644 5 ай бұрын

Still pretty obnoxious

@benmartin6644 5 ай бұрын

Still pretty obnoxious

@airthrowDBT 6 ай бұрын

You forgot how much Bert likes to reference working out constantly. 😂

@farmandjitslife1220 7 ай бұрын

100% blaming joe for Bert. Joe always told him how funny he was and everyone just went along with it

@Pyrrho_ 7 ай бұрын

Odd how Joe is considered by so many to be some sort of comedic sage. I love his podcast, but never got into his standup. Always seemed like he was yelling.

@geraldpulido5540 7 ай бұрын

Bill burr is also to blame

@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 7 ай бұрын

@@Pyrrho_Joe came from some money and was right place right time for one of 2 sitcoms on TV. After that he rode the TV tails and got in with the right people to land him where he's at now. He self appointed guru of comedy since his boss mitzy whore passed. His podcast is the same thing. Right place right time. Satellite radio was huge and rogan jumped on to the internet with the same format and he grew with it. Radio is dead now. That's why his reach is so far.

@dizzleslaunsen2372 7 ай бұрын

@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111joe Rogan has done great things for comedy….no matter how you look at it he has done really good things for comics, and comedy as a whole. He might now have the best stand up but he’s still a funny guy…and really it’s gotta be hard to remain even remotely chill once you are as rich and detached from regular life as joe is….I don’t understand so much hate in these comments and I think videos like this are just overall bad. It just seems very bitter to me and nit you don’t like their jokes don’t listen but people really can’t let it go they need to see something happen….it’s weird.

@randylahey345 7 ай бұрын

@@dizzleslaunsen2372 What has he done that is great for comedy as a whole other than oust Mencia? And everyone hated Mencia, he just got the credit because of the video that he released of Bobby Lee after telling Bobby he wouldn't make it public. Joe isn't funny. He somehow managed to make the podcast thing work at the best time after stealing Marc Maron's format with more money to make a studio and advertise. Joe was born into a great situation and parlayed it into a better situation. I respect his business acumen, but he hasn't done shit for comedy. He has brought such great treasures as Tom Segura, Bert Kreisher, Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen, Andrew Schultz, the list goes on. He sucks and what has done to comedy sucks. Tom is funny at least, but all of them are entitled cocksuckers that don't get a joke. That's why nobody likes him that is a real fan of comedy. I go to comedy clubs when people like Shane, Matt, Mullen, Normand, etc. are around. Norm Macdonald is my favorite comedian of all time. These people are trash inspired and fueled by Rogan.

@CollectorsFix 7 ай бұрын

Bert, one of the self-proclaimed best comedians currently on the scene couldn't think of one joke to tell a kid? Not surprised to be honest.

@noahbarnes9770 6 ай бұрын

He’s not a joke guy, he’s just a joke of a guy

@Bexrloy 5 ай бұрын

What happens when someone would ask you too tell joke it’s gonna be awkward because you have too think of one a good joke either comes naturally through a conversation or their a set up to the joke

@jaseskcur1224 4 ай бұрын

Bert admits he can't write a joke. The Machine isn't funny, I watched the Netflix special. I'm guessing his classmates thought "Who I invited this loud mouth unfunny drunk on this field trip?"

@bluesoul7163 3 ай бұрын

@@Bexrloy we are not comedians... Aks for a Joke to a real comedians like Mark Normand, Shane etc etc.. they will give you a round of jokes. Bert needs terapy i am not kidding... i never saw someone who cant even says three words without saying "I" or "me"... cringe

@klovelg 3 ай бұрын

“We want him to do well because he’s still just one of us” is exactly why he’s loved.

@user-df3kj7wo9s 5 ай бұрын

Dude… you are incredible. Pure CLASS. I watch your videos everyday on my way to work. I have never left a comment on KZfaq, but I’m rooting for you to go all the way. You truly have a gift for putting words to what we all feel without being a troll. I admire your respectful approach while always keeping it REAL. Thank you for creating such a genuine channel. I have never watched one of your videos and felt it was a waist of time. I wish you all the best brother, God bless.

@PodcastCringe 5 ай бұрын

Thanks man! Glad you enjoy the videos… happy to keep you company on the way to work

@rickhall517930 7 ай бұрын

Bert is one of those guys who is fun and sometimes funny. Shane is an actual comedian. There's a difference.

@Jwaukechon 6 ай бұрын

wow, the best analysis I've seen. Spot on.

@davidpitts7432 6 ай бұрын

Giving Bert a little too much credit there but yea

@kennessy510 6 ай бұрын

bert is just "sometimes".

@bmxt939 6 ай бұрын

Bert is chutzpah personified.

@CleverGirlAAH 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, a lot of these contemporary comics are humorous at best... They're wingmen. Not main stage acts.

@L33tSkE3t 7 ай бұрын

Shane is incredibly down to Earth and relatable and the morons he’s speaking with don’t understand that because they sucked before they found success.

@squibbelsmcjohnson 7 ай бұрын

@@Plague_Doc22💯 I really really really hope he doesn't change

@jermen0468 7 ай бұрын

@@squibbelsmcjohnson Same Dawg

@julianmccue3991 7 ай бұрын

@@michaelturley3457yea I used to love flagrant, I feel like Shultz when he was on the old set would’ve made fun of the way he’s acting now and called it so corny and said something along the lines of “no one cares” because he used to do that to so many other people

@jokatal 7 ай бұрын

I mean, he's acting like he's poor for having 3 month shoes, he's not THAT down to earth.

@keller8821 7 ай бұрын

@@julianmccue3991 half or more of the podcast world now is just trying to flex, be louder then the person next to you or psuedo science that is just opinion talking but they try to come off as smart. every flagrant clip is like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to impress the group of girls but the girls are each other

@TheRealHaloLover 6 ай бұрын

Its nice knowing other people are tired of the Rogan era of comedy.

@slick3996 6 ай бұрын

wow i never actually felt so much second hand embarassment from Bert before that clip.. and it was so obvious he’s actually gonna bring up the machine story when the kid asked for a joke..

@BDXRP11B 7 ай бұрын

Bert thinking a normal person would be thrilled to see him in public is the funniest thing I've heard from him.

@MissionMichelle911 7 ай бұрын

Right, who gives a f

@MattCarvin 7 ай бұрын

imagine having the opportunity to troll him without him knowing tho.

@MattCarvin 7 ай бұрын

@@portlandgoose4727 surely more than half.

@MattCarvin 7 ай бұрын

The fun thing is that this isn’t theory, Bert goes in public and knows exactly the reactions he gets and from whom. Outside of the doofy sheep that go to his shows for some reason, there’s no sense of celebrity there. He’s pretending, as always, and he knows he’s pretending, and he knows he’s pretending because he *has* to pretend. Deep down under it all, he knows, and it makes him sad, and that’s a beautiful thing to remember and hold on to when you watch him say stuff like this. The man can’t even laugh without having to fake it for attention. He has to pretend to laugh. This is why he can’t put alcohol down. Would you be able to, if you were Bert, a comic who has to fake his own laughter, trying to make other people laugh?

@doperider85 7 ай бұрын

I'd love to run into Bert and call him Tom and tell him he is way funnier than that other guy

@dcstiger 7 ай бұрын

Burt is delusional. In reality he could walk into a busy Costco or Walmart and nobody would give him a second look. Just because you can sell out an arena doesn't mean you are a household name.

@stevenchaney7396 7 ай бұрын

He walked into a store and somebody noticed him lol

@dcstiger 7 ай бұрын

@@stevenchaney7396 Yes according to Burt he gets recognized everywhere he goes. Major sports figures and other world famous celebrities are huge fans of his "comedy". Then again Burt also believes he is not an alcoholic and the Machine Story is totally true. Like I said he is delusional.

@Ryo7_7 7 ай бұрын

I would ask him to please leave.

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 7 ай бұрын

If I saw him I'd probably try to avoid him or if I'm feeling cheeky, say 'hey aren't you Shane Gillis?" 😂

@DefeatLust 7 ай бұрын

He'd definitely get a look or two, "hey its Joe's friend. Huh... hey, watermelons are on sale, honey!!" That's about it, lmao. This dude thinks he's Mr Beast

@wedgeman8910 6 ай бұрын

good comedy is good observation and to observe something without bias is the first thing for a great comic because then the playing field of any argument is equal. Shane is a master at observing this thats why his jokes pokes fun but also humanizes people for who they are. KZfaq comics usually get into the tropes of online debate and target specific topics that show their bias which people can see clearly. im so glad that Shane is a breath of fresh air and hope the younger generation have a different view on how to be a comic in the internet age

@Kevin-Schmevin 6 ай бұрын

Bert maximizes the mix of narcissism and incompetence better than anyone...

@th3giv3r 6 ай бұрын

Dunning Krueger

@Kasigi03 5 ай бұрын

I challenge you to look up Stuttering John Melendez. Bert without the money, family or fame but ALLLL the other ingredients.

@WinterS0lstice 3 ай бұрын

Scahub wuld lieg a wurd with yu b

@RichardRivera-tt2ej 3 ай бұрын

Most narcissistic people feign competence, the higher than narcissism, the higher the incompetence

@michaelnuckles8699 7 ай бұрын

Bert built his entire career off one single joke

@MissionMichelle911 7 ай бұрын

And it's not even funny, just crazy

@Coleman_H 7 ай бұрын

what joke is that?

@michaelnuckles8699 7 ай бұрын

@@Coleman_H the machine

@Tunda2 7 ай бұрын

And not even a funny one

@Tunda2 7 ай бұрын

@@Coleman_H”the Russian mafia thought I was funny when I was in college. Look! I’m hammered!”

@JesseComments 6 ай бұрын

Shane is one hell of a man and comedian he's easily jumped into one of my favorite new gen comedians

@pjs777s.8 5 ай бұрын

You’re spot on with your breakdowns! I love your channel.

@TheGhostHAG 7 ай бұрын

Shane is, simply put, just one of the dawgs. As long as he keeps his circle tight, he'll be the Louis CK of 2040

@throwaway6405 7 ай бұрын

Dude he’s already is the best comedian… Who is better? I know Chappelle is still around but I feel like Shane Gillis and Mark Normand are the next era of comedians after Carlin/Chapelle/Louis Ck

@bccsivxx-xxivvii 7 ай бұрын

@@throwaway6405Louis is still around, what're you talking about. I like Normand but his schtick got old pretty quick.

@KBWRER 7 ай бұрын

Normand is funny on podcasts, Shane is funny full stop.

@gavinrush4995 7 ай бұрын

He is as funny as Louis for sure. Hi Shane.

@SWIFTzTrigger 7 ай бұрын

Louis CK is trash, Burr is better

@BillyBobThot 7 ай бұрын

EVERYONE NEEDS TO REALIZE THERE IS A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A STAND UP COMEDIAN AND SOMEONE WHO IS FUNNY WITH A BUNCH OF THEIR FRIENDS

@armandahumada5990 7 ай бұрын

Yes and bert is neither of those 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@Madkalibyr 7 ай бұрын

NEVER

@jimmynovak7913 7 ай бұрын

We do realize that. All of us do. What are you getting at and why are you yelling. Lol

@nightking701 7 ай бұрын

What are those differences.

@Bobby.B619 7 ай бұрын

He's not even funny with his friends.

@hushlo7575 6 ай бұрын

This right here might be some of your best work on Bert 👌🏽

@JakeHawken 6 ай бұрын

I remember the first time a coworker showed me a Bert Kreischer clip. It was that stupid, uninteresting “the machine“ story. I remember thinking, “I can tell that I wouldn’t be able to stand three seconds in the same room as this guy.” Every subsequent time I’ve had the displeasure of being exposed to some bit of content that he is a part of has confirmed that initial impression. This video did such a good job of capturing so much of what bothers me about him.

@snoookie456 7 ай бұрын

Jesus, imagine seeing a Shane Gillis set and then Bert Kreischer comes on stage lmao

@davidp5262 7 ай бұрын

Louie’s smile and body language at the end there is so telling. He totally sees what Bert is doing and he’s realizing how much of a narcissist he actually is.

@hushlo7575 6 ай бұрын

Lmfao you're right, he knows exactly what's goin on and is handling it in a way that's easy to see for people in on the joke

@jordimelis4463 6 ай бұрын

A true comedian mocking a clown in his face knowing he's too dumb to see it

@nicksimons7391 6 ай бұрын

@@hushlo7575it’s such a loaded expression, you could tell he was excited to talk about standing ovations and go a little deeper on what they were talking about but Burt cuts him off twice in a row just so he can go on a barely related tangent and make it about himself. he’s just like, “oh ok, that's what you want to talk about? you wanna do this instead? wew already buddy go ahead” and takes a backseat, totally amused. so glad the camera caught that

@timoteitodor2868 6 ай бұрын

omg yess, I had to rewind the clip to notice it but I also noticed the moment Bert pulled the spotlight on him Louis kept feeding him more questions like bait just to see how much he can talk about himself. Oh yeah??? and how big is the arena?? oh yeah?? keep going boso, maybe you'll notice how pathetic you sound talking about yourself every 5 minutes!!

@bradnodes 6 ай бұрын

Him talking like everywhere he walks it's like The Beatles and Michael Jackson combined with screaming fans is just maddening. Most comedians or anybody getting on stage will obviously have some ego, but Bert is just a bizarre fat liar that I have to fight the urge to turn off whatever I'm watching when he comes on. Ive disliked him for so long and cannot believe it's taken this long for the backlash to come for him Also, in the video he says "I think Bert needs therapy". I honestly don't think he needs that at all. That would be another excuse to talk about himself for an hour. He also says in the video "I'm sure Bert is a good dude, but...". I really wouldn't be sure that he is a good dude at all. He's a deluded fat liar

@__jdiesel 5 ай бұрын

Please never change Shane

@smirch 3 ай бұрын

When I was 22 years old I got involved with the Russian mafia.....ooof, that's your go-to joke when a kid asks you to tell a joke?!?

@ulysses9242 7 ай бұрын

Tom and Burt being the instagram girls of comedy was a good line mate.

@rsonglass6220 7 ай бұрын

Spot on

@jayess8714 7 ай бұрын

"Most stand up comedians crawl out of a trash can and onto a stage" As a former open mic comic can confirm this is absolutely true 😂😂😂😂

@timgonzales2891 7 ай бұрын

Except most of them, their family is at least upper middle class. Like Bert. LikeTom, as examples. Actual poor people can't afford to go follow their dreams most times. There are exceptions of course. Whitney Cummings is another good example. Talks about how poor she was. Her dad is literally a finance guy.

@Mechmike30 7 ай бұрын

Chris D'Elia

@WoodsPrecisionArms 2 ай бұрын

Muahahahahaahahahahaha “Tom and Bert are the Instagram girls of comedy” 😅😅😅 HOLY SHIT - that was a mic drop

@johnnyjay6959 5 ай бұрын

Btw idk how the fuck u sit through listening to Bert for that amount of time. U deserve every sub. Clicking the button soon as I hit send on this 50th comment. Lmao.

@MR.FREEDMAN 7 ай бұрын

I honestly like this older era of Louis. He used to call out people's bs in front of them, now he just listens and let's ppl dig their own hole.

@maplebear6527 7 ай бұрын

I loved Louis, loved his show. Then he started talking about have no border at all and just letting everyone walk right into the U.S. Meanwhile you know damn well if he had a couple of immigrants come into his gated community he'd be on the phone dialing 911 as fast as hit fat commie fingers could dial.

@Nightmaretyrant 7 ай бұрын

How bout him telling Joe that his self help routine is insane to average working people and they cant relate to it and Joe starts getting angry and defensive.

@gpsgrader 7 ай бұрын

Shane is what Bert wants to be without trying and Bert doesn’t like it

@samdax4517 6 ай бұрын

That clip in the store is genuinely like watching a real life version of David Brent from the UK The Office.

@drummerdayle6537 5 ай бұрын

At the end of the day bert just cant get onto the 432hz to be a dawg 😂

@stephengrigg5988 7 ай бұрын

Shane just recently being like "alright, no more motel 6 shit" perfectly sums him up

@thomaskearney8334 7 ай бұрын

Thank God Burt told us that he loves being famous cause we never would have known. Shane Gillis is the complete opposite of Burt, humble, relatable, likeable and most of all he is actually funny.

@the_mugen 5 ай бұрын

I just really love how much you love shane gillis more than anything tbh hahaha

@lakatos1683 6 ай бұрын

You make great videos, man. Very well told videos.

@sydguitar99 7 ай бұрын

I like Shane because he has that old school comedian mindset like Bill Burr, Louis, Chapelle have where they don't talk about their wealth, they don't flaunt it, they don't make you feel bad for being poor

@mark6302 5 ай бұрын

"so some kids I hired approached me in target.."

@tooombay11 7 ай бұрын

The person that did the most for Shane was Dan Soder. Soder took him on the road when Shane lived in Philly, and brought him onto the Bonfire his first week that he moved to NYC, where Shane built his initial audience. Shane was headlining small venues by the time he met Bert.

@jablesboogley 7 ай бұрын

yeah, Bart only started taking him out to shows after Shane rebuilt from the SNL fiasco

@samanthab1923 7 ай бұрын

That’s interesting

@tooombay11 7 ай бұрын

@@samanthab1923, you can search for “Shane Gillis Bonfire” and catch his first appearance back in 2017ish. He made a huge splash early and there was no denying the guy’s talent.

@thedragonbroke 7 ай бұрын

And Soder is fucking hilarious, unlike Bert

@greenfox42 7 ай бұрын

I have a celeb crush on Soder…his voice and laugh alone has me melting 🫠 and then his charisma and genuine comedic timing is just icing on the school girl crush cake 😂 🧁

@Crabslammer 7 ай бұрын

Been a fan of MSSP since 2017 and Shane just keeps delivering. The 6 hour conversation with Louis CK about every single US president is likely the greatest achievement in podcast history.

@lo0nyt0onz 7 ай бұрын

Those episodes of MSSP The Presidents should be a mandatory listen as a part of our US history curriculum in schools.😂

@Crabslammer 7 ай бұрын

@@lo0nyt0onz Seriously! If I was a teacher I would absolutely use Louis' "Cowboys vs Nerds" metaphor. Such a great listen

@KenobiStark1 7 ай бұрын

When he’s talking about his dream of Nixon haha “Louie!” “El Presidente!” -Little Mexican Louie CK haha

@benardman2665 7 ай бұрын

I love how that's how louis was pulled into podcasting too. Just 6 hours of talking presidents and thats it

@shanehaney2121 7 ай бұрын

What is MSSP?

@adhamsmithninercards8133 5 ай бұрын

Nobody loves Bert more than Bert loves Bert😂😂😂😂

@jonjone661 6 ай бұрын

I love how Rogan says socially conscious like it’s a bad thing

@davewatts6724 7 ай бұрын

Bert is not funny, Shane is funny, Bert had nothing to do with Shane’s success, Bert IS the point of this channel, CRINGE.

@juampicab2653 7 ай бұрын

im a comedian,! tell a joke.... ummmmmmmm

@PaulKirch 7 ай бұрын

Shane is just naturally funny. Burt is just a guy who can tell stories, but rarely do I laugh. He's like the guy everyone wanted to party with in college because he was crazy and knew how to have a good time.

@timmoleft7147 7 ай бұрын

If you look into Bert's past that is EXACTLY the guy he is - the film 'Van Wilder' was based on Bert when Bert was a party animal at College. Look up the backstory and you'll find the magazine article written about Bert at the time.

@gregkosinski2303 6 ай бұрын

Minor correction: he can tell one story.

@dwellner502 6 ай бұрын

I thought those party dudes either grew up and got their shit together or died. Bert has done neither but seems to have worked out for him

@stevethomas74 6 ай бұрын

And that film is about as funny as clown rape. Says it all. @@timmoleft7147

@mr.negativenancy5751 6 ай бұрын

@@timmoleft7147 fake news. He just lies and says that movie is about him.

@user-ir6fq4xu2n 6 ай бұрын

If i was in a store and someone got on the loudspeaker and said "the machine is in the building"; id have a hundred thoughts before I jumped to "bert kreischer must be here!"

@steveseymour4762 5 ай бұрын

When you called him a disgusting person that really caught me off guard.

@Thornspyre81 7 ай бұрын

Don't worry Bert, people won't recognize who you are soon.

@MissionMichelle911 7 ай бұрын

Right

@Matt-ru5rw 7 ай бұрын

And it will kill him.😂

@DandyAnnieTime 6 ай бұрын

Beautiful Dogs convinced me that Shane cares deeply about the things he jokes about. He’s kind, compassionate, and empathetic. His ability to put himself in the shoes of the people around him is precisely why so many folks take his jokes so well. Because he’s laughing with you, not at you. And in doing so, inviting the audience to not only laugh along side you, but understand you as well.

@InnerCityX 6 ай бұрын

🎤😀🫱

@LibertarianGalt 6 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Shanes downs joke is why Theo had a downs guy on his podcast

@ryreis5913 6 ай бұрын

It's super fascinating watching him perfectly thread the needle with his Trump material. He can make the people who love him and hate him laugh to the point of tears. It doesn't feel condescend like the late night host material

@arsenaultc80 4 ай бұрын

You are wise beyond my years!