Do you ever notice how comfortable Bert looks during his podcast and how uncomfortable his guests tend to look? Joey needs a la-z-boy. Haha! Hilarious interview!

I like this A LOT!! Thanks from Norway

2 of the best ! Love watching your show Bert !

joey is the worlds greatest storyteller!

You were killing joey inside with your bare feet out like that hah

Joey Diaz NEEDS to write a book.

Finally realized the huge bag of Stars of Death sitting on the table. F'kin Love it. Like a Doc'tah!

thank you man thank you! 2 honest humble sincere men talking about life and not one mention of their red expensive cars or their work ethics or their BS life! thanks!

You're one of my favorites Bert! You AND Joey = awesomeness!

This is crazy I've never seen Bert listen this much, like he's an amazing at interviewing in this cast

I just listened to this a couple of hours ago on my ipod. If I would have known that you were going to put Uncle Joey up in technocolor like a soldia, I would have waited around for the talking picture.

Bert I can't with you playin with toes. Put some shoes on brah

Good Googly Moogly!

Wow - paper routes - started mine with 19 customers. gave it up 3 years later with 92. Bert, you are correct about the valuable life lessons learned. Customer service, sales, bookkeeping and collections. Mom assisted me the bookkeeping & collecting while dad taught me service and sales.

Best podcast! Love Joey and bert. I feel the love

These Two Are A Good Combo

Uncle Joey!!!! Speaking the truth! Bert, I am so glad I found your show, I love it!!!

Look at lady Godiva, some sweet with his pj's on drinking a glass of wine.

Bertstyle: pajama bottoms, sweatshirt, fedora hat with feather. Classic homebody! Love it!

this for my birthday

Love BERT...and Joey, too!

Hell yeah! I've been waiting for you to make the podcasts video

greatt episodeee

Watched toms Netflix show, so funny!!! Can't wait to see u again live!

Joey Rocks always

I swear whenever I hear the stories anout Joey's youth it plays like some alternative Wonder Years type tv show in my mind lol

Joey giving out stars of death Ike my school teacher used to do when I was good in class lol

Oh man! I did all that. Seen it already it's was great. Tom so funny.

FINALLY dont get why the video takes weeks to upload but thanks!

love the subtle duracell promotion

Joey killing it from the beginning 3:38

Bert, livestreaming your conversations will bring your podcast to another level. you probably know this already.

That fucking hat Bert jesus hahahah

soooo good!

joey must be a sound engineer's nightmare , always up and down with the volume. from hard to hear ,then BOOM there he is. love him but damn :)

The Machine!!!

"I don't like space.." Joey is the best.. =)

10 Susquehanna opinion's about this video.

"I had to tell my ma, "Ma, clean your fuckin nose, guy!" - Joey Diaz

Uncle Joey!!!!

I'm with Joey on the Star Wars shit !!

A dime an hour to cut grass..bro..you aren’t that old hahah

joeys got the best memory in the world

btw, how the fuq does Joey remember all that detail? I'm in my mid 30's and cant remember shit! haha

Yes finally this is going to be Epic...

10 cents a lawn come on im 51 and i was getting between 3 to 5 bucks a lawn in a small town in nova scotia as a kid .. much love from hamilton ontario canada

best guest

-Skip to 1:10:27 -Let the video play out -Press replay -Ads will be gone

where is the tom segura vlog ? cant find it ...

"do you know whos going to suffer the most when joey diaz dies?....REDBAN" haha i lost it

yo i love the longest yard

"thats a complete different bag of worms right there."

Time flies

his stories are the best

thanks bert

Two of the Greats.... My productivity/attention to detail is now dropping to near zero... Good thing I'm not making dynamite...

more please

The books are staring at us. It's freaking me out.

Joey Diaz should do his own "Stand By Me" Movie... Lol

awesomeee

When I was in sixth and seventh grade my dad had a paper route because where I live you need a car because the area is so spread out and I would leave with him at 2:30 in the morning and I would get done at about 6:30 or so and then go home eat breakfast and go to school but do that about 3 or 4 days a week definitely help me build character

Joey Diaz, in my mind is the story of a true American. An immigrant who come from the bottom to the top. I have SO MUCH Respect for this man. Much love to the main man Coco, Bert is okay too lol Jk love you to Bert. Party on Machine, you are a god to the godless, Cocksucka.

LIKE A DOCTAH

That David Spade book. Joey would have wiped his ass with it if you weren't looking.

No more commercials

i feel the newspapers and cutting grass i was doing it as a kid in '97 and my buddies son wouldnt cut the giys grass down the street for $20 everytime

Dude, you are killing it! Control your content, do the work, reap the benefits! Creating content is where it's at!

hey burnt fleshlight put some socks on

I miss Freshly Baked Video Games

When Joey is on about crystal THC is he actually on about PCP?

Bert your great. Watching Joey d I found you a.now I got two momo's to watch

Oh shit!

💜

long live joey diaz. i wish uncle joey would take care of his health more and lose some weight we love him abd we want h to stay around for a long time ❤️💯💪🏼

Walmart sells suits?

"but Bert?"

Finally

Bert better quit dropping names before someone gets in trouble

Who's me

Bert I'm gagging watching you pick those nasty toes

59:40

Watched Tom Segura's special it's absolutely incredible.

woe , Buns and Moms kid is named after the Machine ? for reals ?

No Joey! Why the E-Cig? Oh well, no matter what, Joey is the man

Third time listened.. guilty love coco love machine

What he got his feet out like that

TURN THE VOLUME UP BERT

Ford didn't start selling/making his cars until 45. /or 55? One of the other. Impressive either way.

Joey talks so quietly until he starts screaming. Can't listen in the shower Joey come on man.

are we being best friends right now?

Should make a film about Joey mother f**king Diaz!!

CAN'T HEAR SHIT. TURN IT UP

I tried coke for 18 months once

Find Bert crying on Opie. Holy. Shit guys. The time travelers wife.

Awesome podcast sir. I feel like Joey dosed you. You seem to be more contemplative this cast. Also, loved the newest vlog and the last cast with Doug Benson. keep it up man. I think you're mancave keeps me coming back haha

bare feet with that fedora

How dare you interrupt madflavour's Intro to plug something!!!!

"I don't like ro-BOTS"

berrrrrrtt

a half ounce -29 joints so a half a gram a joint roughly give or take a joint not bad considering a lot of people can get 3 to 4 joints a gram and holy shit 25 bucks for a half ounce . and bert get that fucking mic. of the fucking table please l ... much love from hamilton ontario canada