He's working on it. I can't wait, but it'll probably be a while.
@gtarhero7 жыл бұрын
He's different now
@zacklyzun7 жыл бұрын
He's working on it right now
@christopherbriscoe49377 жыл бұрын
Noble Puker There are thieves everywhere in society, and many of the best one's are living in mansions, and getting their dick sucked, verbally anyway, on Fox news.
@christopherbriscoe49377 жыл бұрын
Eschaton Zenith True sir, it's the word you were looking for.
@peden338 жыл бұрын
Do you ever notice how comfortable Bert looks during his podcast and how uncomfortable his guests tend to look? Joey needs a la-z-boy. Haha! Hilarious interview!
@joker2k9998 жыл бұрын
Finally realized the huge bag of Stars of Death sitting on the table. F'kin Love it. Like a Doc'tah!
@Ipad2238 жыл бұрын
You were killing joey inside with your bare feet out like that hah
@BlammoGer8 жыл бұрын
+Foster McFoster First the socks (Jim Jeffries Podcast) now the feet - is this a new thing? LOL
@weeknightwarrior7 жыл бұрын
lookin like half a fruitcake, fuckin momo
@sarahnolansbrother7 жыл бұрын
that shit bothers me too dog.
@zodarian67057 жыл бұрын
oh hell yes! I cant stand that shit! no one wants to see yer damn feet!
@hankhill19867 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that lol especially when he grabs his gross toes
Wow - paper routes - started mine with 19 customers. gave it up 3 years later with 92. Bert, you are correct about the valuable life lessons learned. Customer service, sales, bookkeeping and collections. Mom assisted me the bookkeeping & collecting while dad taught me service and sales.
@EvilMonkey83668 жыл бұрын
You're one of my favorites Bert! You AND Joey = awesomeness!
@cloudyj43682 жыл бұрын
This is crazy I've never seen Bert listen this much, like he's an amazing at interviewing in this cast
@dumbvedeoz8 жыл бұрын
thank you man thank you! 2 honest humble sincere men talking about life and not one mention of their red expensive cars or their work ethics or their BS life! thanks!
@riffraff90708 жыл бұрын
Bert I can't with you playin with toes. Put some shoes on brah
@garylee78448 жыл бұрын
word...
@mattfoley66657 жыл бұрын
Put a shirt on
@jfoss19743 жыл бұрын
You won’t like most of the south then. I haven’t wore shoes in 30 years!
@NickPR878 жыл бұрын
Good Googly Moogly!
@Gekokujo768 жыл бұрын
I just listened to this a couple of hours ago on my ipod. If I would have known that you were going to put Uncle Joey up in technocolor like a soldia, I would have waited around for the talking picture.
@titodenino85247 жыл бұрын
Gekokujo76 wanna watch me again?
@aaronzywicki86833 жыл бұрын
These Two Are A Good Combo
@Shaner3738 жыл бұрын
Look at lady Godiva, some sweet with his pj's on drinking a glass of wine.
@stattoo328 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey!!!! Speaking the truth! Bert, I am so glad I found your show, I love it!!!
@coreygrubb46763 жыл бұрын
Best podcast! Love Joey and bert. I feel the love
@jfoss19743 жыл бұрын
Bertstyle: pajama bottoms, sweatshirt, fedora hat with feather. Classic homebody! Love it!
@creepyowl10498 жыл бұрын
this for my birthday
@je__.10 ай бұрын
greatt episodeee
@uptownsamcv6 жыл бұрын
I swear whenever I hear the stories anout Joey's youth it plays like some alternative Wonder Years type tv show in my mind lol
@3ossomok588 Жыл бұрын
i feel you bro me too !!
@zivaray6 жыл бұрын
Love BERT...and Joey, too!
@TokyoSwan.8 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! I've been waiting for you to make the podcasts video
@andreasdunlap31475 жыл бұрын
Joey giving out stars of death Ike my school teacher used to do when I was good in class lol
@gavinbeets47363 жыл бұрын
Joey Rocks always
@clu7chblac4wat3r96 жыл бұрын
love the subtle duracell promotion
@BrianDclark238 жыл бұрын
Watched toms Netflix show, so funny!!! Can't wait to see u again live!
@leedaryl8 жыл бұрын
Oh man! I did all that. Seen it already it's was great. Tom so funny.
@Khathaar8 жыл бұрын
That fucking hat Bert jesus hahahah
@peronakov76637 жыл бұрын
Joey killing it from the beginning 3:38
@andrewharper47678 жыл бұрын
FINALLY dont get why the video takes weeks to upload but thanks!
@SixStringShooter6 жыл бұрын
"I had to tell my ma, "Ma, clean your fuckin nose, guy!" - Joey Diaz
@jhughes198518 жыл бұрын
"I don't like space.." Joey is the best.. =)
@OpentheLightAUA928 жыл бұрын
Bert, livestreaming your conversations will bring your podcast to another level. you probably know this already.
@titodenino85247 жыл бұрын
Open the Light AUA letters make words and words make sentences, but I'm sure you know that.
@jamestowne14818 жыл бұрын
I'm with Joey on the Star Wars shit !!
@DIR9119116 жыл бұрын
joey must be a sound engineer's nightmare , always up and down with the volume. from hard to hear ,then BOOM there he is. love him but damn :)
@hellohighhellotv8 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey!!!!
@CZRXCZR8 жыл бұрын
10 Susquehanna opinion's about this video.
@michaeledward25184 жыл бұрын
10 cents a lawn come on im 51 and i was getting between 3 to 5 bucks a lawn in a small town in nova scotia as a kid .. much love from hamilton ontario canada
@stattoo327 жыл бұрын
The Machine!!!
@unctheduc7 жыл бұрын
joeys got the best memory in the world
@sangyeolchoi63368 жыл бұрын
"thats a complete different bag of worms right there."
@diaperriflez93918 жыл бұрын
soooo good!
@Genochi8 жыл бұрын
his stories are the best
@gjjgb7 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz should do his own "Stand By Me" Movie... Lol
@joenone66387 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz, in my mind is the story of a true American. An immigrant who come from the bottom to the top. I have SO MUCH Respect for this man. Much love to the main man Coco, Bert is okay too lol Jk love you to Bert. Party on Machine, you are a god to the godless, Cocksucka.
@johnmcsomething95768 жыл бұрын
Two of the Greats.... My productivity/attention to detail is now dropping to near zero... Good thing I'm not making dynamite...
@Sharkfan7 жыл бұрын
"do you know whos going to suffer the most when joey diaz dies?....REDBAN" haha i lost it
@JacobC4793 жыл бұрын
-Skip to 1:10:27 -Let the video play out -Press replay -Ads will be gone
@gw5932 жыл бұрын
A dime an hour to cut grass..bro..you aren’t that old hahah
@garryhyare16598 жыл бұрын
Yes finally this is going to be Epic...
@coyster530 Жыл бұрын
When I was in sixth and seventh grade my dad had a paper route because where I live you need a car because the area is so spread out and I would leave with him at 2:30 in the morning and I would get done at about 6:30 or so and then go home eat breakfast and go to school but do that about 3 or 4 days a week definitely help me build character
@LegendShark5 жыл бұрын
yo i love the longest yard
@goanyways8 жыл бұрын
best guest
@Phantom2316 Жыл бұрын
Time flies
@Lytsout1938 жыл бұрын
btw, how the fuq does Joey remember all that detail? I'm in my mid 30's and cant remember shit! haha
@Lytsout1938 жыл бұрын
***** its insane that he always talks about shrooms, acid, coke, heroine, angel dust, edibles, Quaaludes and smoking weed and still remembers! If I had Joeys memory, my wife wouldn't be so pissed at me all the time haha!
@andrewmyers9338 жыл бұрын
When you get clean all your past memories flood back.
@riffraff90708 жыл бұрын
I'm the same way. But I have a friend who has a memory like Joey. Like and elephant. He can remember stuff 20 yrs ago to the month and year.
@killyourego19838 жыл бұрын
+Stephen Gerardo I am same....have a memory for those things(life).But for me its fucked,I dont like it.Past hunts you like a savage!
@OpentheLightAUA928 жыл бұрын
at first I thought some of his stories were lies, but when he brought out some of his childhood friends and when I read news articles about things he said happened I started realising that Joey wasn't full of shit. If you ever met Joey and you made an impression on him he'd probably remember you.
@brendandodson65537 жыл бұрын
The books are staring at us. It's freaking me out.
@je__.10 ай бұрын
awesomeee
@OpentheLightAUA928 жыл бұрын
That David Spade book. Joey would have wiped his ass with it if you weren't looking.
@grafforbust8 жыл бұрын
more please
@jdthakid28 жыл бұрын
thanks bert
@banama17588 жыл бұрын
where is the tom segura vlog ? cant find it ...
@juangajate31603 жыл бұрын
No more commercials
@cardinalvisions5568 жыл бұрын
LIKE A DOCTAH
@yugo9168 жыл бұрын
i feel the newspapers and cutting grass i was doing it as a kid in '97 and my buddies son wouldnt cut the giys grass down the street for $20 everytime
@3ossomok588 Жыл бұрын
long live joey diaz. i wish uncle joey would take care of his health more and lose some weight we love him abd we want h to stay around for a long time ❤️💯💪🏼
@StuffIHeard8 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are killing it! Control your content, do the work, reap the benefits! Creating content is where it's at!
@matthewmorgan71607 жыл бұрын
hey burnt fleshlight put some socks on
@Killacorn7 жыл бұрын
I miss Freshly Baked Video Games
@flashmanfred7 жыл бұрын
When Joey is on about crystal THC is he actually on about PCP?
@ChrisHp6177 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tommygiii49205 жыл бұрын
I’ve been wondering that myself for years lol
@shannonkuhta66618 жыл бұрын
Bert your great. Watching Joey d I found you a.now I got two momo's to watch
@THEEDESPERAD07 жыл бұрын
💜
@emmanuelmejia70168 жыл бұрын
Oh shit!
@garretdelaurier37896 жыл бұрын
Third time listened.. guilty love coco love machine
@givezerofx8 жыл бұрын
Watched Tom Segura's special it's absolutely incredible.
@TrollHiddenCave3 жыл бұрын
Who's me
@jp3mcpherson7 жыл бұрын
Walmart sells suits?
@gjruff778 жыл бұрын
"but Bert?"
@traysutherland84916 жыл бұрын
Bert better quit dropping names before someone gets in trouble
@avarey84116 жыл бұрын
Bert I'm gagging watching you pick those nasty toes
@desmondbarry44477 жыл бұрын
TURN THE VOLUME UP BERT
@jbutreallyjaie3 жыл бұрын
Ford didn't start selling/making his cars until 45. /or 55? One of the other. Impressive either way.
@sabryngibson2944 Жыл бұрын
What ford are you talking about? Ford motor company sold their first car in 1903
@NWforager8 жыл бұрын
woe , Buns and Moms kid is named after the Machine ? for reals ?
@ume-f5j Жыл бұрын
59:40
@zombie77dipper8 жыл бұрын
Finally
@SomeKindOfMadman8 жыл бұрын
No Joey! Why the E-Cig? Oh well, no matter what, Joey is the man
@ryanpetty17748 жыл бұрын
its a vape pen for weed
@endelible59254 жыл бұрын
are we being best friends right now?
@joshuabaker34275 жыл бұрын
Joey talks so quietly until he starts screaming. Can't listen in the shower Joey come on man.
@jimgarrison73867 жыл бұрын
CAN'T HEAR SHIT. TURN IT UP
@MrGoater118 жыл бұрын
How dare you interrupt madflavour's Intro to plug something!!!!
@michaelpipkin99427 жыл бұрын
Find Bert crying on Opie. Holy. Shit guys. The time travelers wife.
@garylj37 жыл бұрын
paper route... collecting it was $4.75 a month. Some cheap phucks would give you a $5 and stand there while I would dig through my money bag for their .25 change. Others would give you the .25, and I would be like, oh gee... THANKS.
@tylernicholas44716 ай бұрын
What he got his feet out like that
@user-jz9on4ek1e5 жыл бұрын
Should make a film about Joey mother f**king Diaz!!
@michaeledward25184 жыл бұрын
a half ounce -29 joints so a half a gram a joint roughly give or take a joint not bad considering a lot of people can get 3 to 4 joints a gram and holy shit 25 bucks for a half ounce . and bert get that fucking mic. of the fucking table please l ... much love from hamilton ontario canada
@rlenclub3 жыл бұрын
"I don't like ro-BOTS"
@jmas98288 жыл бұрын
Awesome podcast sir. I feel like Joey dosed you. You seem to be more contemplative this cast. Also, loved the newest vlog and the last cast with Doug Benson. keep it up man. I think you're mancave keeps me coming back haha
@leviguise64115 жыл бұрын
Get that treadmill the hell outta there
@EDGEAMAKATEDIDDIOT6 жыл бұрын
I tried coke for 18 months once
@leviguise64115 жыл бұрын
I limit myself to whenever I'm alone or with someone