I Kissed Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano | Something's Burning S1 E6

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7 ай бұрын

Something’s Burning S1 E6: From the season 1 vault, I’m making my favorite pasta dish for Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano. We’re also talking about spreading germs, Scotty Karate, and kissing each other on the lips.
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PASTA CARBONARA
INGREDIENTS:
Kosher Salt
Guanciale (or bacon)
Grated Pecorino Romano (or Parmesan)
Eggs + extra egg yolks
Black Pepper
EVOO
Bucatini, Spaghetti, or Rigantoni
STEPS:
Boil water with salt
Cut guanciale into strips
Whisk egg yolks and whole eggs; stir in grated cheese.
Season with pepper and set aside
Heat EVOO and cook guanciale in Dutch oven until crisp around the edges
Transfer to a bowl; reserve fat
Cook pasta until al dente
Drain; reserving cup of pasta water
Add guanciale fat and pasta water to Dutch oven; bring to a boil
Cook pasta about 2 min, stirring constantly
Whisk some pasta water into egg mixture; slowly stream into the Dutch oven, stirring constantly until cheese is melted and egg is thickened
Mix in guanciale.

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@michaelhxhdhdjdj 7 ай бұрын

Sals legit the friend everybody needs!

@albaviris 7 ай бұрын

are you sure

@user-cc9vw4mo6g 7 ай бұрын

I know sal is more well known for jokers, but as a comedian he’s one the quickest ones I’ve seen he always gotta a response for everything in a good way

@champion6374 7 ай бұрын

That is why he did so well with Rick Glassman and they instantly became friends after Rick's podcast. They are very similar in that way

@bradleybrewster5615 7 ай бұрын

He literally had training on thinking on his feet 😂 impractical jokers

@user-cc9vw4mo6g 7 ай бұрын

@@bradleybrewster5615 he started as a comedian so he definitely learned it from that not jokers genius

@NummyScrum 7 ай бұрын

@champion6374 Rick is an accomplished dramatic actor, just happens to be excel at comedy as well

@NoPreshNetwork 7 ай бұрын

THE BABES LOVE BERT!!

@bayz676 7 ай бұрын

To all the haters...Take it up with Bloom Cafe!

@LocChicago5 7 ай бұрын

Hands you a mic.... now drop it!

@JamesGeraldEckertJr 7 ай бұрын

You just got a hostage killed with that comment.

@RyneMurray23 7 ай бұрын

Not here for the thumbnail, but this comment is great 😂😂

@annaleatovar6509 7 ай бұрын

Thissss!

@sarahgranados9830 7 ай бұрын

They need Bloom Cafe Merch stat

@jdnaron2759 7 ай бұрын

Chris is one of the funniest people in the world right now. He should be SO much bigger in the comedy world.

@thismothafuckasaid7304 7 ай бұрын

He's not bc he re-tells same jokes for past 5 years..He's kinda hacky. Nobody thinks it's unusual to date Puerto Rican girl or have father like his, it's actually kinda common in parts of Northeast

@LuckyLuch1 7 ай бұрын

Dude is selling out multiple shows at the theater in MSG, I'd say that's fairly big in the comedy scene.

@kobenewman5167 7 ай бұрын

Just saw him in Hammond Indiana not a great set and I'm a big fan

@jryalls 7 ай бұрын

Think he’s a far better podcast guest than comedian. A lot of comedians seem to be falling into this category in recent years.

@LocChicago5 7 ай бұрын

I think Chris is on the spot comic not a fan of his stand up but on the spot he is amazing when he is around Andrew Santino I can't stop laughing those two push eachotber non stop together

@Ace21ization 7 ай бұрын

Chrissy makes Bert laugh harder than anyone and I'm here for it

@joshhudson6519 7 ай бұрын

It's because he is the New York version of Theo Von. Chrissy and Theo have both always made Bert laugh like nobody else can! Awesone Pod Bert!

@willvr4 7 ай бұрын

Wrong. Bert makes Bert laugh the most.

@GavinSwaank 7 ай бұрын

Chrissy and Joey Diaz😭

@autumnsantomauroganggang 2 ай бұрын

@@joshhudson6519what makes Chris the NY version of Theo Von? Theo is a unique human. Chris is a trash hacky comedian who says risqué shit to be funny.

@Binnie887 7 ай бұрын

Sal's face when Bert says skintags....priceless

@Tiffany.Carnes 7 ай бұрын

I had to go back & check it out😂 He was so grossed out

@cypresswoods5220 7 ай бұрын

9:39 😂😂😂

@xXxNinjaPenguinxXx 7 ай бұрын

The unacknowledged it bothers me haha

@allisonorourke9192 7 ай бұрын

Sal’s face when Bert scrapes the cheese off the counter and throws it in the pasta bowl 😂😂😂😂

@erinrogers7440 7 ай бұрын

I immediately looked at Sal when Bert did that. I knew his anxiety was on level 10 at that moment and his face showed it 😂😂😂

@x-ratedalien 7 ай бұрын

ESPECIALLY when he was watching Chrissy wipe the excess cheese off his hand and pile that cheese on the counter 😂😂😂

@zildjiandrummer1 6 ай бұрын

Bert is such a disgusting person. He does stuff like that every episode and every guest hates it

@Jacob-zv7xw 4 ай бұрын

but he's "old school brooklyn" 😂

@tennillepatterson5500 7 ай бұрын

Wow, Christy can really pack in the pasta

@p3rpNZ 7 ай бұрын

haha Sal's comment: I think what you just did might be very unhealthy.

@anneboostrom2810 7 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing hahaha

@Doorito_ 7 ай бұрын

You should look up his 32 thousand calorie day

@jackberg6484 7 ай бұрын

He's been known to inhale 30,000+ calories in a business day

@AngelWingzs 7 ай бұрын

I had to replay that lol, reminded me of myself 😂💀

@padfoot1687 7 ай бұрын

This was so much fun! I love that you're reposting these, Thanks Bert!

@McShag420 7 ай бұрын

Yess! More from the vault, please! The first season was so good!

@jacksonfromm8365 7 ай бұрын

This was the best episode, loved it. So funny the banter between all 3 of you was great

@MeloneKidd 7 ай бұрын

Just so you guys know this video was recorded and released 5 years ago. They took it down and reuploaded it today. Presumably because burt bought "something's burning" from bill burr

@sumerrsmith1774 7 ай бұрын

Thanks! I was wondering when it was filmed. No one is talking about the scene in Austin, and Chris isn’t talking about his second daughter.

@billysimpson7300 5 ай бұрын

Seeing sal die a little inside when Burt scraped the cheese off the counter and then drop it in the pasta. Priceless.

@Hathorne09420 7 ай бұрын

I'm glad this came out of the vault. I forgot it was one of my favorites!

@bigwill-pn5xc 7 ай бұрын

What a great episode. I love how much fun they are all having.

@MJ-qh2su 7 ай бұрын

I Love, love, love this episode! The three of them were adorable!

@bigmike4087 7 ай бұрын

That's one of my favorite episodes! Top3! I laughed so much! 🤣

@clamsoup 7 ай бұрын

I'd retitle the show "Chris learns how to grate cheese." They are solidly funny to listen to, and equally funny to watch.

@Dissident0910 7 ай бұрын

The switch Sal asks about is finding the one thing you love and everyone loving it too. Its so awesome just nourishing someone else. Thats when you know.

@DaveSarra 7 ай бұрын

Sal calling chrissy out on his bs :>

@Urik187 4 күн бұрын

my favourite episode.

@Lou-bg1xc 3 күн бұрын

This show was insane. Hilarious through out but the ending was pure GOLD.

@brandonhood2825 7 ай бұрын

Probably top 3 episodes of all time. Laughed my ass off

@shellydavenport3817 3 ай бұрын

That was my all time favorite episode that you have done. I laughed until I cried, again and again. Thank you for being so real! Love you!

@P_LARIOUS 7 ай бұрын

THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF ANYTHING I'VE EVER WATCHED!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@mrmista1272 7 ай бұрын

Sal looks great, chrissy is goat, bart tasting pazta is hilarious. Bert is drunk.

@ajayp3620 7 ай бұрын

wholesome and funny.. it's getting better than two bears..lol.. great job burt...

@gregbeck906 7 ай бұрын

I appreciate that Bert let them talk a lot this time! Think he might be taking notes 😅 Great work!

@jrv3195 7 ай бұрын

Already eagerly waiting for part 2

@terryhughes6248 7 ай бұрын

Let's goooo with that hitter baby walrus!!!

@allybelanger5716 7 ай бұрын

Loved watching chris eat that pasta

@rcstarz5206 7 ай бұрын

Talk about a barn burner this was great to watch famz. Chrisy D and the Sal V make it funny.

@eljefe34 7 ай бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this one 😍

@michaelhxhdhdjdj 7 ай бұрын

Bert this will be the best viewed episode since bobby and normand, or whitney and tim.. im predicting 2nd highest 100% this is just a fucking hilarious combo i couldnt click fast enough and settled in for the next hour👌

@mr.tellithowitis106 7 ай бұрын

this is an old ass episode from like 2019 or some shit

@michaelhxhdhdjdj 7 ай бұрын

@@mr.tellithowitis106 i didnt know untill 20 mins in, no wonder chrissy was so funny lol. I love the drops but its also pissing me off never knowing whats nee and whats old something burnings!!

@guessulagged3400 6 ай бұрын

This is now my second favorite episode after binging these the last month 😂😂😂these dudes were hilarious

@MelissaGigglemoogoo 7 ай бұрын

One of the best eps of all time! The babes always deliver ❤

@azikbear 7 ай бұрын

How was this one the Best episode of all time ?? The dialogue was just too good man.

@JCizzle45 7 ай бұрын

Chrissy Clean-Plate knocked that back in a minute thirty

@davidchappell9159 7 ай бұрын

Great combination, all 3 guys are hilarious.

@spaghettaboutit4086 6 ай бұрын

You three together is probably the best thing I've ever seen!

@evandercaldwell9993 7 ай бұрын

Bert is DEFINITELY a Role Model when it comes to Enjoying Your Life and making the best of it!!!!! 😊

@Jrizz 11 күн бұрын

Bert's cooking game is on point I must say!

@BuckyKat9999 7 ай бұрын

Pure chaos! I love it!

@BigDad21 7 ай бұрын

Started listening to this on my drive home from working at Hammacher Schlemmer. Our pillows are pretty nice.

@amandasimmons9667 4 ай бұрын

I could watch the 3 of them together for hours lol this was great

@yogiman421 4 ай бұрын

You can see the moment Chris' Adderall kicked in and he started talking faster than he could think lol

@DeeDee-wb6zy 3 ай бұрын

17:14 Scotty Karate Story 😂😂😂😂😂

@jaredmercer392 7 ай бұрын

I need more of these 3

@kylebailey547 7 ай бұрын

you can truly feel Berts Florida vibes I love it❤

@thenovelme Ай бұрын

So, I found this series like a week or so ago… and it is so good. I love Top Chef, Chopped, Iron Chef, Beat Bobby Flay and all the iterations of Gordon Ramsay shows, but if this was programmed at the same time as those, I’d be watching those later.

@ZachC20 7 ай бұрын

Love this show ❤️

@mr.goldfish7473 7 ай бұрын

with the right guests its super fun

@bs-yy8sl 7 ай бұрын

they killed it!

@davemcgovern4390 7 ай бұрын

Somebody who actually could out talk Bert! Great episode

@garrettbelshe8954 7 ай бұрын

Damn I thought this was a part 2. I forgot you're moving them over from ATC 😅

@manolo_por_ley Ай бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a while i love you guys

@JennywithaG76 7 ай бұрын

Watched this, than made it tonight for dinner…. SOOOOO good!!

@jessicaholbrook9202 7 ай бұрын

Bert usually drives me nuts with the high energy, but seeing this vibe of him I hit subscribe. legit

@MsFlyHigh24 7 ай бұрын

I was wondering what happened to this episode. I couldn’t find it for ages

@crispy715 Ай бұрын

This is amazing

@kahlei98 7 ай бұрын

Great episode

@Lovelyloveless 7 ай бұрын

My favorite one by far !! 😂😂

@raidernation_mvp6050 7 ай бұрын

Scooping up the cheese from the counter top and putting it in the bowl is awesome!

@edwinmartinez7777 7 ай бұрын

Best ep, happy it was reposted 🤣🔥

@TiltedTaste 2 ай бұрын

Respect to Chris Distefano giving Props to Massachusetts along side New York for having funny people, you gotta be able to hold your own

@caylebvasquez2999 7 күн бұрын

My favorite part is Bert saying he’s chopping them up to make them smaller in a professional way. Definition of chopping is to make something smaller.😂

@okay.bruv. 7 ай бұрын

Yayyyyy I love these two ❤❤❤

@haydensnyder 7 ай бұрын

46:48 a smoothie's very viscous 🤣 #ChrissyInTheClosetTilHisDadDies

@kksmommy 7 ай бұрын

This and the Ms.Pat one are my favvvvv!! I love the Babes and the Machine

@jjmjam2749 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely love your show! I was born and raised in Connecticut and always have chapstick in my pocket.....lol

@tonydiaz7589 7 ай бұрын

39:43 Sal and me where the only ones that noticed Bert French that pasta and put it back in the steaming pot...he laughs to himself too....

@user-jg4gq4iy5v 7 ай бұрын

Never a bad pod when chrissy is involved

@elennasofianos545 6 ай бұрын

I laughed SO hard on this episode 😂😂😂😂

@daltonkidd786 4 ай бұрын

Absolute banger

@TheS2K4LIFE 7 ай бұрын

Omg I was dying laughing watching this at work

@Papa_Squaat 7 ай бұрын

Chris been waiting for this

@cam-rv9pe 7 ай бұрын

such a chill podcast ended up so chaotic

@manatees9823 7 ай бұрын

Loved it ❤

@Skylaka117Gaming 2 күн бұрын

Bert watching this made me so damn hungry. This was my favorite dish my mom always made while growing up though recipe is different. But, man seeing that final plate and just the urge to add fresh crushed pepper or even some red pepper flakes on top of the extra cheese is so strong I want to make it now haha.

@benjip9349 7 ай бұрын

Sal was for real concerned about Bert chocking, like staring concerned

@CayugaKate 7 ай бұрын

Dudes..... I recently invested in a set of linen sheets with a nice trim detail after oogling them for a few years. SO AMAZING, 0 regrets. Will buy again lol Also, this might be my favorite episode : ) Nice work on the dual 10/10 rating, Bert- looked delicious!!

@jennygagne9099 7 ай бұрын

This is the episode I was waiting for babes. Just need Derosa and Pimpy

@michaelrodriguez2562 7 ай бұрын

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW.... MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TILL THE LAST SECOND!!! LOL

@phil6899 7 ай бұрын

Bert gets his rub and tugs at the Massage Mahal.

@invadergirr420najera8 7 ай бұрын

The last min was the best 😂😂😂😂😂

@TheElcoqui346 Күн бұрын

PLUS SMOKING POT HELPS WITH LAUGHING

@jenniferbell5070 Ай бұрын

Brent "ive never made this before" later chrissy crazy "you arent even looking at the directions" brent "i made this before" 😂😂

@zak.d 7 ай бұрын

Best ep

@mountedxsmerf 6 ай бұрын

THIS IS THE BEST SHOW MAAAAAAAN

@jacoblesley1802 7 ай бұрын

So much fun!!❤😂🎉🎉

@rosswilson4918 7 күн бұрын

Yeah Molly has rocks! Have you made her lemon pasta? Its bangin!

@charlietheory4100 7 ай бұрын

I have such a spot in my heart for Sally babes. ❤

@o0musique0o 7 ай бұрын

Sal's shirt of Oha from Coming to America is 🔥

@ericacrafts3108 7 ай бұрын

This is the best advertisement ever 😂

@Kcinstc 16 күн бұрын

I can hardly deal with how high the energy is in this video.

@KEVINHOMIE 7 ай бұрын

Love it

@GCRhino 7 ай бұрын

Omg I forgot this episode

@jonny_codphilo7809 7 ай бұрын

well he kept saying he was gay didnt think he'd like bears though

@denisemarie3734 7 ай бұрын

HOLY SMOKES THREE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS EVER ON ONE SHOW!!!!

@maskedmofomike 7 ай бұрын

7:15 Bert does his impression of the bear with a marshmallow in its mouth again. Smiles