32,000 Calories with Joe Gatto | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe!

32,000 Calories with Joe Gatto | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 128

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Жыл бұрын

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!!
This week the babes are joined by Joe Gatto! @Joe_Gatto The babes talk shoe shopping and the addiction of shopping sprees. Yolanda Vega went to Chris D's show over the weekend! Chris is recovering from eating 32k calories while on the road! WTF!!! Intermittent fasting is the only thing that can save America 🤣 What is the most calories ever eaten in a single day? Joe Gatto talks about how he has always had INSANE confidence. GATTO POPS THAT SHIRT OFF AND THINGS GET STEAMY. One of the biggest problems in today's society is dealing with insecurities. WE ARE ALL INSECURE! Gatto pours his heart out about his addiction to baked goods. Joe talks about the time he almost died while on the set of Impractical Jokers. If you had 14 days to live what would you do? Good news vs bad news? Chrissy finance wants to educate us on how to use our money in the current market.
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@NoPreshNetwork Жыл бұрын

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@rawdog-nq4nf Жыл бұрын

Sal still rocking the 1920's henchmen haircut

@naytbeckwith1540 Жыл бұрын

You need to stop telling me what to do I'll throw all my money away .

@bitchassthief Жыл бұрын

@@rawdog-nq4nf no sal looks like a 90s lesbian and like breath then speak jesus, how many podcasts it take to get it together sal, the wooorst on every episode, sry not sry lol

@user-bx7ek5dl5h Жыл бұрын

Joe should become a permanent Hey Babe cast member.

@spookyduck7279 Жыл бұрын

We NEED more of Joe on No Presh!

@nellycontreras4637 Жыл бұрын

AGREED!

@davidjacquez965 Жыл бұрын

No thank you.There's a whole gaggle of old Impractical Jokers you can watch over and over. Jk Babe 😆, he's aight.

@faiiiryriiing Жыл бұрын

He should be third mic

@thebadbatchgaming918 Жыл бұрын

The world needs more Joe period lol

@nickpanacci3055 Жыл бұрын

Joe Presh

@brittaniroudy Жыл бұрын

He’s always so close to realizing he has an eating disorder

@megalyssa Жыл бұрын

Every time I think it’s going to click for him and it never does

@youyeedyourlasthaw 11 ай бұрын

these 2 comments are so funny even though I shouldn't be laughing

@bellawilson3390 10 ай бұрын

we need to find a philosopher talking about it. then it’ll click lol

@MPHswayze 9 ай бұрын

11:19 literally

@TheAcidicMolotov 9 ай бұрын

this also might be called watching your food intake

@_berrylilly3959 Жыл бұрын

Joe always makes Sal laugh the hardest

@felixkoi7236 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy explaining what its like to have binge eating disorder really hit close to home.

@JPatelLive Жыл бұрын

really, how come?

@manamitoyota95 Жыл бұрын

same here babe same here

@kylekilborn94 Жыл бұрын

Saaaame lmao. And now I wanna know what's the most calories I've had in one day. Haha

@cv22332 Жыл бұрын

Same. He should just hit the weights hard asf. He'll still get fat but atleast he'll be strong af. That's what I do.

@ghlu9408 Жыл бұрын

Fasting can cause it tbh

@joshnorko5586 Жыл бұрын

Joey brings out the most genuine laughs out of Sal, love it babes

@returnovthemac Жыл бұрын

15 min in and Chrissy calories is still talking about all the food he had in a single day. 🤣

@brinhultz33 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂literally, never ending calories

@MSpight Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 32,000 calories

@gfeast4518 Жыл бұрын

I’m saying, Joe barely said 20 words

@utahflying2478 Жыл бұрын

Right, I had to fast forward that shit, too bad for Joe, he was trying to actually be involved.

@andrewcampbell9mm Жыл бұрын

This sounds like a story you hear Bert telling Tom on 2 Bears

@tophe_r Жыл бұрын

Joe is undoubtedly the greatest guest on any podcast I see him on regardless of which one it is. He is truly gold

@Eriey3 Жыл бұрын

Okay true, well him and Yolanda Vega

@JoeMACofNAC 9 ай бұрын

He was so damn funny on This Past Weekend

@rigoli07 Жыл бұрын

Chris' documented 32,000 calorie food and drink list 2 x cream filled doughnuts 2 x bacon and egg everything bagels 1 x Grilled chicken salad 1 x Large ice coffee 1 x Chicken bacon ranch sandwich 1 x French fries 1 x White pizza 2 x S'mores ice cream cake slice 1.75 x Red velvet cheesecake slice 1 x Applewood bacon cheeseburger 1 x French fries 1 x Side of mac & cheese 1 x Diet pepsi 7 x Pizza slices 2 x Bowls of fried chicken mac & cheese 1 x Tequila & soda

@josef2012 Жыл бұрын

God Almighty 🤮

@vanivari359 Жыл бұрын

32,000 calories means around 10 pounds of pure butter. i can eat like crazy, but i can't eat 10 pounds of food in one day and for sure not something as calory dense as butter. Considering this list, 32,000 Calories means more like 20-30 pounds of food.

@Jzzmus Жыл бұрын

Great list! Correction though: only 1 slice of s’mores cake

@Jzzmus Жыл бұрын

NEVER MIND! I didn’t count his final s’mores cake slice. You rock!

@Jzzmus Жыл бұрын

But you forgot the red velvet Oreo cookies!

@elizabethmiranda289 Жыл бұрын

As a Dietician Chrissy Carbs is the perfect example of restriction leads to binging. Needs to be a keynote speaker!

@Jessica-kt3ne Жыл бұрын

💯👏👏👏

@8thlvlMage 11 ай бұрын

I've been losing weight this year and changing my approach to food has been vital. At first I was ONLY eating vegetables and some chicken/meat. But on Thursday like a clock I would go to Taco Bell and get $25 of whatever. It was subconscious to the point one week I simply forgot, and I realized later than night, "Oh shit I didn't even go to Taco Bell." Around that time I started eating deli sandwiches with some chips, and I realized if I kept the veggies and stuff, but ate some of the more "fun" food like sandwiches/chips/pretzels I wouldn't crave the Taco Bell runs any more. It's been about 10 weeks and I'm down nearly 20lb. (I also run 15-20 miles a week at the gym, but the food has been the biggest factor.)

@lildeehoovs Жыл бұрын

Chrissy Calories had me screaming "IS HE GOING TO STOP?!" 😅

@Eriey3 Жыл бұрын

I was literally dizzy just hearing about his breakfast….it just wasn’t ending 😅🥲😂

@wyattgoebel678 Жыл бұрын

Joe is the pinnacle of laugh support. He seems like the best hang you can get cuz he just knows how to have a good time! Love ya babes

@OnaRollPod Жыл бұрын

Very true

@DrEaMsNoEviL Жыл бұрын

Love everytime joe is on. It's even better when he's ripping on derosa tho lol

@JPatelLive Жыл бұрын

ikR? He KILLED Joe! And, "Needed" it lol Cos, NO1 has ripped Joe a new ah0le EVER [that *I've* seen} quite like the Forever Joker/Babe, JOE DID!!

@BPH55 Жыл бұрын

I often think about that rant on Joe. 😂

@evilbrainangelheart9634 Жыл бұрын

@@BPH55 "Stand up so I can hear you talking out of your asshole!" 😂😂😂 it's ingrained into my mind.

@raqueldeshow9678 Жыл бұрын

@@BPH55 Ah yes that was wonderfull

@MrBeenus 2 ай бұрын

@@BPH55What episode?

@RockinRobin4eva Жыл бұрын

SAL & CHRIS!!! Trick I just learned for stopping anxiety in the moment.. your brain can’t be grateful and anxious at the same time. When anxiety takes hold, look for gratitude. I used this technique for my fear at the dentist 2 days ago and I shit you not, my heart rate got as low as 65 and never went above 90. My last visit, 120-150 THE WHOLE TIME. Had to stop my appointment and reschedule to put me TF out. I sat and thought about being thankful for everything nonstop, including the color of my socks, the comfy chair and it worked! Try it babes ❤

@Eriey3 Жыл бұрын

I’m going to use this with my patients! I’m a dental hygienist. It’s so sad to me when people are so anxious. I had crippling anxiety and the dentist is the one place I don’t get overwhelmed lol idk why, but I will legit tear up with patients just because I can relate to the feeling of panic. I’m so glad you’ve found a method that works 🥰 I have found in my experience thus far, that stress balls/ squishy things to squeeze really help! I let people squeeze this foam tooth when I have to give injections, it helps keep this mind focused on something else. I’m going to add the gratitude aspect now too!

@GG_11_11 Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@sharedexperiences2773 Жыл бұрын

I went to the dentist yesterday and left in a panic. I couldn't believe what I just went through. I never want to go back.

@RockinRobin4eva 11 ай бұрын

@Eriey3 Nothing has worked for me for anxiety at all. This was the only thing that kept my heart rate down. I still was anxious but my heart rate stayed in the safe zone 💗 I really hope this helps other people!! 💗

@RockinRobin4eva 11 ай бұрын

@GG-NYC I really hope this helps! I was still anxious but my heart rate stayed in the safe zone while waiting to go back 🥰

@joeangiello9784 Жыл бұрын

That day of eating was legitimately a relapse. As someone who has been to rehab before… Chrissy, you have a food addiction lol

@_dreee 11 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking

@nnaaddiaa Жыл бұрын

sal and joe have such great energy between them. it’s so comforting

@bayleechaffin5106 Жыл бұрын

Sal's phone hanging on for dear life the whole episode lmao

@Vrod312 Жыл бұрын

😂

@LMSasso80 Жыл бұрын

I didnt notice it until I read this comment and now i’m dying everytime it’s shown 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-uh5tb9er4o Жыл бұрын

hahahah i was watching it too!

@zachm2331 11 ай бұрын

@11:00 Joe saying “you had the balls to order a Diet Pepsi” had me absolutely rolling. ☠️😂🤣

@geenaschmidt Жыл бұрын

I needed this today it’s been a rough week. Love you babes

@JPatelLive Жыл бұрын

god bless ya fart!

@ladiiIntellect Жыл бұрын

Going through it over here, too… right there with ya ❤

@teresawright4748 Жыл бұрын

The babes always pull us through!!!!♥️♥️

@tyc606 Жыл бұрын

Very much so

@Eriey3 Жыл бұрын

Hang in there. I hope you’re doing better. You’re not alone ❤

@Greenlights111 10 ай бұрын

Love the natural fluidity of a convo to go from 32,000 calories to finance and mental health. Literally everything I love and am passionate about in life. This is the best pod ever

@Briannarevee Жыл бұрын

Had a sigh of relief when I saw Joe - past few days have been rough and Joe was the sprinkle of perfection I needed, thanks babes!

@Kronikman07 Жыл бұрын

god damn joe is such a funny dude. works so well with everyone he talks with. would love to see him more.

@rotuken4344 Жыл бұрын

Joe nailed it, the financial and fasting talk from chrissy has run its course.

@Cornholio17 Жыл бұрын

His latest episode on are you garbage was a rough listen

@sharedexperiences2773 Жыл бұрын

Chris is a snooze fest

@VBC_Records Жыл бұрын

HE has run his course, he went from leaving his career in the hands of my fans, to immediately backtracking and releasing one of the worst specials of the last 5 years on netflix, now chrissy has some money and ges gone for leading man face AND body and has completely left the things that made him, to be this weird version of himself, that are juat projections of what and who he wants to be, Sal is bulletproof, chrissy has 5 years tops left at the level hes at

@nothankyou9268 11 ай бұрын

I love it. Could listen to him figure shit out all day. We are watching him get his shit together as a family man.

@princesssjasmine Жыл бұрын

i’ve been having the worst week babes and this episode with the laughs and the takes you have on mental health was exactly what i needed to hear. thanks babes and joe 🤍🤍🤍🤍

@beamyd4650 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at sal laughing about joe being stuck in that position I was crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER 10 ай бұрын

Joe and sal are hilarious. They should have a show together or something

@Freddy_v Жыл бұрын

Joes attitude towards life is the ultimate goal🙌🏼

@3Tacos1coke Жыл бұрын

Too many babes is never a bad thing. Glad to see Joe!

@Zifferox 11 ай бұрын

Can we start getting "End of intermittent fasting talk" tab?

@helenanimocks 11 ай бұрын

The Joe gato cheesecake incident has gotta be in my top 10 IJ moments😂

@jodiescookin1 Жыл бұрын

Chris: “my time to eat, my time to shine” omg!!! Hysterical!!!

@sharedexperiences2773 Жыл бұрын

So hysterical..

@PolarBlairGaming Жыл бұрын

Joe makes me laugh from every piece of content without fail. Give this guy a show.

@KACL780 Жыл бұрын

Wow it's great to see Bert healthy looking, nonbloated, funny, and able to string out a coherent thought for once on a podcast and actually make it an enjoyable listen. Oh wait.....

@collinyoung1009 11 ай бұрын

There is seriously a lot of really good information for young adults navigating themselves in here. 3 honest guys talking finance, kids, insecurities, health ect. All good!

@lmc2410 Жыл бұрын

the guy was so self consumed he didn’t even bother to acknowledge or smile at sal or joe - who was the literal guest when they made a joke instead of him

@juanitapride7404 Жыл бұрын

Let's have Joe and De Rosa on Hey Babe and on Taste buds with Chris as well please!!! 😂 This ep had me rolling babes! 😂😂

@LMSasso80 Жыл бұрын

Joe was on Tastebuds in the last year. It is THE BEST episode ever. I watch it on repeat! It was marshmellow vs. caramel I believe. Pure gold! Gatto is hilarious.

@victoryak86 Жыл бұрын

Joe, Sal and Chris together having a conversation was fun and actually beneficial at the same time. These three are so hilarious, real and likable you just gotta love it. It easy to be entertained but not always getting any real value from a video so big thanks to all you guys for making this a better day.

@leovirgocusp Жыл бұрын

For half a second I thought they were going to sing a version of Sal's "I put my hand in yo shirrrt, I put my hand in yo shirrrt, I put my haaaaand in yo shirt." 😂

@Mac-qi1po Жыл бұрын

Thank you babes so much for making me laugh you have no idea how much I needed this today!!!

@kdarbinian4457 Жыл бұрын

Great ep...Joe always adds a positive happy vibe to the room. Also love the zhooshed up opening!

@J3SStheM3SS007 Жыл бұрын

More Joe please! Chris kinda dominated the majority of the conversation

@kellymurphy6418 Жыл бұрын

What a fantastic trio! I am just like Sal with the insecurities and depresh. You're not alone and it makes me feel not so much alone as well. Thanks for another awesome episode babes! ❤

@jacobford2342 Жыл бұрын

I’m in love with his podcast. I’ve been going thru a tough period in my life. I come to this podcast expecting comedy but am hit with some wisdom about getting out of a hole courtesy of the Babes and Joe Gatto. Thanks BABES!

@leleturn6173 Жыл бұрын

Joe’s Confidence Is What Makes Him Attractive. 💙🩵 Love Joe! 🩵

@kevinwright2219 Жыл бұрын

Been waiting for this moment FOREVAAA 🎉

@lilliandebroux504 Жыл бұрын

Joe is so handsome. None of those things mentioned are issues. The confidence alone is very attractive. I remember seeing Joe for the first time on my first IJ cruise and thinking that he was so handsome in person.

@tylertruski6549 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite episodes babes. Love it! Joe is great.

@nicolie_olie_oh Жыл бұрын

Literally one of my favorite episodes so far!

@marisahannewyk6949 Жыл бұрын

Love the chats about why Sal sweats the small stuff. I help my clients get to the bottom and root of what it’s connected to. Awareness = healing. What you resist will persist!

@MrKILLAKA 11 ай бұрын

Joe was my favorite joker… completely unbothered by almost everything love to see you guys together again.

@Dirtymoney135 Жыл бұрын

Joe is so quick its crazy to watch. I envy witty people 😂

@quintinmiller7357 Жыл бұрын

Joe cheers me up so much. Thanks dawg🤜🤛

@makeyoursknown4764 Жыл бұрын

I got to into my work at the start, looked up later on and Joe is shirtless. I’ve never rewinded so fast. Clocking out for the babes.

@cecic6548 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely amazing episode omg. Probably one of the best

@RCD19983 Жыл бұрын

Favourite episode in a while. I resonate with sal 100%. I’m a depressed anxious mess that’s always negative. It’s soooo hard to change your brain. Especially being so exhausted after pretending to be a person all day 😅

@comom2055 11 ай бұрын

Yes. Same!

@cheyannerozenek6000 4 ай бұрын

This has been the best episode Ive watched so far!

@KodyAllenEstep Жыл бұрын

What a martyr Joe is, sacrificing his body for the people. That’s a true American hero right there.. great pod!

@spoonb16acrx2003 Жыл бұрын

I listen to every second, never skip Joe!!

@saintjonswort6051 Жыл бұрын

You can tell Joe and Sal are good friends because he didn’t point his nipples at him

@princess17007 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tomtozer1975 Жыл бұрын

This is an amazing podcast! Great knowledge.

@sistersofrock22 11 ай бұрын

joe is the best! what a great ep! love you guys!

@ilyssaG Жыл бұрын

I'm not trying to shame or do anything to throw shade at all, but hearing the binge that Chris explains sounds like an eating disorder. Thank you for sharing that Chris because I know that a number of people could relate to similar behavior. You are helping and healing several.

@TL2354 Жыл бұрын

Throw shade?

@comom2055 11 ай бұрын

Man, it’s nice to see Joe again. Gotta say, this is the best episode of Hey Babe. I will die on that hill.

@raqueldeshow9678 Жыл бұрын

This has been hey babe and THIS ...has been great!! Love you babes so much😍

@Shelby-eo3dz 9 ай бұрын

Amazing podcast super helpful and good advice. Be grateful ❤️

@AndresPerez-pp7rk Жыл бұрын

Joe needs his own podcast, he’s so dam funny, a impractical joker pod would be funny asf too

@penguin.8201 11 ай бұрын

He does, it's called two cool moms.

@brittanygentry5911 Жыл бұрын

Joe makes the pod that much better i was laughing so hard 😂

@Fedshmoka Жыл бұрын

Hiding the gunt with the couch pillow on the lap is a low key fat man move. Can't stop noticing now that Joe and Sal do it every ep of Taste Buds 🤣

@ArianC31 Жыл бұрын

Need more Joe!!!

@alyfontaine4308 Жыл бұрын

Yes we are the BABES!❤ always supporting Chrissy D babe and Saly V babe!! And Joe needs to be on more

@einzelganger6664 Жыл бұрын

Joe has the best episode of Taste Buds so of course it makes perfect sense that he also has the best episode of Hey Babe.

@sarahwilliams4055 Жыл бұрын

THAT WAS FABULOUS - Love Joe with thee Babes - great Ep

@Louis-xx2os Жыл бұрын

Good episode. Glad to hear them talking about interesting subjects and have come back down to earth 🌎.

@ThatFellaAldo Жыл бұрын

Really loved this convo fellas. Joe being there was an added bonus

@tylerbrittan593 Жыл бұрын

Love the new intro/outro! And please have Joe on more often!

@omaraleman1214 Жыл бұрын

Let’s gooo I’ve been waiting for a episode with joe

@Sup.nicoley Жыл бұрын

This is the best day of my life I’m so ready for this

@YantisOm Жыл бұрын

Chrissy has one sit down with Dov and all of a sudden he's a financial wizard. I love it!

@shealeemarie3131 Жыл бұрын

Please do this again sometime, loved all you guys together 🥰

@Deebeez716 8 ай бұрын

28:44 Sal laughing hysterically about Joe getting crushed by a soccer team was an instant mood lifter. 100% contagious laughter

@baringozi2214 Жыл бұрын

I can't decide if Joe or Murr are the funniest impractical jokers, but Joe is hilarious.

@AaliyahMedina19 Жыл бұрын

So nice to see the boys getting along 🥹

@maverickd6214 7 ай бұрын

I 100% believe Chris. I’m a 150 pound man and I’ve had a few random days in my life where no matter how much I eat my body tells me I’m hungry and I keep eating

@MyStupidYoutubeHandle Жыл бұрын

Joe on either taste buds or hey babe is the greatest thing to ever grace this planet we call earth

@_DavidLeBlanc Жыл бұрын

Great episode! I love when Joe shows up on No Presh shows!

@KGchannel01 Жыл бұрын

Sal crying laughing talking about Joe's injury is super funny and relatable!

@guadalupepina171 11 ай бұрын

I knew this episode wouldn’t disappoint 😂💖

@snesleywipessqueegeeservices Жыл бұрын

Chrissy has a certain missionary zeal, like the fellas that come knocking door-to-door: 'May I speak with you for a moment about intermittent fasting?'

@mr.greasy6483 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Murr has never been on this show lowkey confirms that they would absolutely not be friends if Q or Joe weren’t in the picture

@JWP6948 Жыл бұрын

Q and Sal both said they would never have him on What Say You back in the day as well 😂😂 so gotta be Joe and the money from IJ

@TL2354 Жыл бұрын

Lowkey?

@mr.greasy6483 Жыл бұрын

@@TL2354 highkey 😔 but I wish it wasn’t that way

@mr.greasy6483 Жыл бұрын

@@JWP6948 I know for a fact Joe is like an older brother to Murr, they’ve lived together for so long and Joe seems to only pick on Murr in a brotherly way

@SK-df6mv Жыл бұрын

@@JWP6948 I knew Sal didn’t like him but Q doesn’t either?:(

@h.e.pennypacker4728 Жыл бұрын

Gatto is always a great guest!!!!

@matchasogee 3 ай бұрын

this conversation was amazing i would like more podcast like this ep

@robertcabral2749 11 ай бұрын

You can tell how good of friends gatto and sal are 😅. And its awesome to see 😊

@marniebrimhall986 Жыл бұрын

As silly as the three of you guys are, I found this conversation particularly inspiring. When you guys were talking about the good news in bad news and vice-versa, it really struck a chord with me. Thank you very much

@jjongeneel22 11 ай бұрын

34:05 Sal really encompassed something I feel inside but could never really explain properly. Maybe I could explain, but just never understood first. I wish I knew how to get that back. Btw love Joe on both this and taste buds. Very down to earth and outright funny and brings funny out of others.