Your right! this is the worse piece of shit I've ever seen"🤣🤣 this makes Seagal movies look like Oscar Nominees"🤣

Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.

The problem with this movie... No JCVD. No dance scene in Thailand. = a meh movie. You need JCVD with his headbutt lump on his head. He's worked on that. That's the kill spot. 🤣

Please do Samurai Cop 2 as well

😂😂😂

I'd rather watch this than a Seagal movie. These guys actually tried

@@Jayphil1 you got me there 😂

Hahahah

Now that you honorably Mentioned it Steven Seagal would've been in that movie too 😂

@@Jayphil1 Yup, a terrible movie made buy guys who tried but had no money or clue what they were doing is a million times better than a movie with a budget by a man who doesn't give a shit.

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yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

😅🤣🤣😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

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Lmfaooooo that’s awesome

That genuinely sounds like a fucking awesome night~!!!!!

@@wangson It really was 😁

Bring back crap night

Bruh!, wish I had a place like that to go to

still better than Joe's promo

​@@impaugjuldivmaxTOO bad Joe was Hella high on those drugs too

Omg. That makes the movie even better(if that's even possible)

He had great hair.

I think there are more scenes with him in the wig footage than his natural Fabio.

I think the captain was the only good actor in the movie

I heard that he lost his incredible acting talent, when got his haircut and immediately gained 300lb's. So they decided to use a mannequin doll and stopmotion for the remainder of the movie. Nobody noticed, even though it was watched by more than 30 people, when it was shown in the cinemas!

I love the "Burn it all down into a blood-bath!" line. Right! I'll burn it to a blood-bath! Wait...what?

Haha

I'll see you in court. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!

Are we the baddies?

That guy rules.

In one of the car chase shots you can see the freeway in the background and it's obvious they sped the video up since they all look like they're going 120+

@@SpaceIce You should do Terror in Beverly Hills (1989). It's also hilariously incompetent.

Will definitely check it out

@@SpaceIce I can guarantee that you'll have a blast with it. It stars Frank Stallone and bad movie icon Cameron Mitchell.

@@wimvanderstraeten6521 Gargoyles

Just a casual van , in which every passenger is packing submachine guns and at least one pistol .

​@@etherospike3936 hey man, they're gun enthusiasts, and were doing self defence you know.

Gerald Okamura is actually the bald martial arts guy in the black shirt first seen at 1:07. He was also the stunt coordinator. He's a pretty prolific stuntman and has been in a ton of much better movies than this.

Gerald Okamura is my Moms neighbor, in Carson California, I know his daughters and me and my old roommate would go to his Dragon Fest, where it would be people from all kinds of martial arts films. He is the bald guys, are you joking? He makes weapons and has been in a bunch of Film and Television.

Its a great BAD movie, go check it out and Miami Connection

Watch Rifftrax live version. I think they play Measuring Man at the start.. Or was that Miami Connection?

@@gertpacu3926 - Miami Connection! WOW! I totally forgot about that fantastic stinker of a movie! Thank God for the internet, I doubt I would be able to find a copy nowadays. Heck, even back when it came out it would be difficult.

@@stephenthomas1492 yah it was.. I was not able to start watching all these awesome movies until the internet came around/

Most shameful lots of things

Won a Golden Golbe though

@@Mattastrophic1 best male haircut?

@Itachi Uchiha Best motion picture Best Performance in a Motion Picture: Drama and musical/comedy categories Best screen play and best director Lost out to the corrupt panel at the Oscars, though, as out for justice, it was released in the same year. Ironically, an INjustice

didnt lethal weapon come out first?

Due to the complexity of the movie, it was in production for 35 years

@@SpaceIce true story. lol

Damn 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

Danny Glover never watched this movie because he knew he could never compare him self to the incredible acting of this movie.

The last shot of the burn patient at the s end of the fire shows his face and head untouched. At the glorified dental office his head is covered with bloody towels. I’m assuming the head injuries happened on the way to the dental office. But no IV, no oxygen, no heart monitor etc. I guess they knew they were going to chop off his head so why bother. Also the first time I’ve seen the hospital trash can switcher wearing a pretend lab coat.

It means Japanese sword

Of course he can! He even said it in one go: "Foodge-Foodgeeyama"

*BOOM*

By fluent, they meant one word: Kitano.

I saw websites that credits and mention the boss' name as Fuj Fujiyama though

Yeah, he did it to get the director to do retakes, but he was so incompetent, he left the line in😆

It was kind of funny tbh

@@donaldhysa4836 the line was fine, but him looking into the camera was over the top, but I love it. However a good director probably would have done a retake lol

@@amitypredator9385 director was nuts. But man knew how to make bank. Can’t remember how, but he made a living making these terrible movies and selling them direct to video in places like Poland.

The writer/director is an Iranian immigrant who knew a little English and knew little of American culture and jokes. The actor playing Frank is so frustrated with the little dialogue to say, he’s mostly instructed to make faces and reaction, he then decided to add some more lines to say. Even the kissing of the Chief’s head is an improv.

This one is a classic when it comes to trash movies lol.

But it's a excession.

​@@KingCrab85I don't think so. Haunted House 2 made me want to end the world.

When you think about the guidance they got from their captain, it kinda makes sense that they would do that.

@@number3stunner118 true, true😂

Which still has me wondering why there aren't millions of views and hundreds of thousands of subscribers!

@@TrilobitesRTasty I can't understand it either.....the KZfaq algorithm hasn't caught up with the channel yet

same here bro

Same here! Was about to leave a comment to that effect until I read this one lol. Awesome channel indeed.

Same

Yep, they were made into cult classics just like all of the great Troma films

They didnt add value, theyre invaluable! 😁

I love it! Watch it at least once a month with some buddies.

true true trrue

lol

Knowing this makes the scene even better.

He loves black gifts.

@@dix0n778 hahaha 😂

😭😭😭💀💯

HAHAHAHAHA

He wants.......to fit.........in 😎

He forgot his batcopter

AND that crazy lions head in her office WTF!🦁

Director was not able to get permission to shoot in hospital, so he bs his way to a dentist office instead.

8 months late, but you lost some for misspelling "lose".

lol

He's and undercover cop!

No way he could be the star. His hair is no where near fabulous enough.

Damn. You sure speak fluent Japanese.

@@grank8189 are you Fuj Fujiyama?

@@NIDELLANEUM🤣🤣🤣

Do you like what you see?

You, and about a zillion other men with nurse fantasies 😍🤫

Ouch

And I liked your character in Into The Badlands

Of course Samurai Cop had much better budget ;-)

same!!!

Even cops who are buddies outside of movies ripped off Samurai Cop

Serpico ripped off Samurai Cop too. So did the Last Samurai. And Inception

Even in porn women are not so desperate for sex as in this movie

The director decided halfway through filming to just scrap the whole movie so matt hannon cut his hair, then the director all of sudden had a change of heart and wanted to finish it so matt had to wear a wig

You are a legend sir! Lol!

@@prixinc1 yea but now she is sleeping with his dad and mom

I hope you explained to her that you weren't making her watch it, you were giving her the gift of watching it...

Wait, she watched half the film before she made her comment? She's definitely a keeper.

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That's the kind of thing that made me do this as a list instead of a recap. It's so jam packed with ridiculousness, the video would be twice as long as the movie

@@SpaceIce Good job on this. 👍

Same here lol, that one really cracked me up good XD

Oscar worthy that!

You too? My stomach hurts from that I laughed so hard.

What makes it good is it was trying to be a real movie. The sequel was trying to be bad.

Kung fury is fantastic!

That's bullshit. Every one of his viewers highly rates this channel.

Same. Hands down the only entertaining person in the movie.

@@RaneBoDasch for real! They should of had him more in there

One can only hope

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Troll 2. Thank me later

Imagine having to do reshoots of this shit . My hair would fall off too

@@docb4304 And if you really think about it, how bad were the FIRST shots if the re-shot ones that made it into the final cut were the best ones?

Yes! That was hilarious

I hope you got over your regular flu with a very low death rate compared with other regular flus

I hope you didn't get vaccinated. Remain a PUREBLOOD and don't die of myocharditis.

@@tonypaterson5723 What does someone telling the truth have to do with sex or videogames? And you said he had a very obsessive and weird response? lol Funny that you use "incel or gamer" as an insult, stock Liberal NPC behavior. "Covid 19", which has a 99.98% survival rate, was one of the 21st centuries greatest cons. Step 3 of the Four steps for ideological subversion, as outlined by former KGB Agent Yuri Bezmenov. Crisis Creation of economic, financial, and national security crisis. Also includes social crisis and breakdown of previous self-evident restrictions on moral behavior. Cloward Piven approach to overloading the system, more takers than producers. The crisis produces benevolent leaders who will promise to deliver things to meet people's needs (Hope and Change) through social and economic justice. False illusions that the situation is under control if strategic directions are followed. (Bailouts, regulations of industry and so forth). ---After printing out trillions of dollars to bail us out, what ended up happening? Did it fix anything? No, inflation is the highest it has been in decades. US Billionaires 10 TIMES RICHER Over Last 2 Years - KZfaq (Really Graceful) “The 10 richest men in the world doubled their funds during the last two years.-increasing from approximately $700 billion to $1.5 trillion between March 2020 and November 2021 -- *the incomes of approximately 99% of people around the globe fell during that time, and more than 160 million people have been forced into poverty, the Oxfam report added.”* If you were an honest person, or least less ignorant, you would know that the corporations which benefitted most from the lockdowns are run by Liberals. Looking at the current economy, and which political power seems to be in charge, it's all leading to the second part of the crisis stage, which is as follows. This is a major step lasting up to six weeks and involves a revolutionary change of power. This is where a cataclysmic event (civil war, invasion) upsets and divides the country thereby creating panic among the citizens. Recent examples include the 2011 upheavals in the Middle East, most notably Egypt and Libya. To Americans, symptoms would include circumventing the Constitution and altering the checks and balances of government, and possibly martial law. Liberal Marxists, with their ties to China, will be blamed for all of our economic and social problems, which then leads to DJT and other Republicans leading a revolutionary change of power against Liberal Democrats.

Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

That is not gates mcfadden

@@marks6663 No, that's Roberta Jean Oppenheimer also known as Cameron. She played Ensign Kellogg among other roles.

She was also a go-go dancer in the Steven Seagal movie Out for Justice

You question an actual samurai??

Toyota means Japanese car

Sushi roll is a mini rice burrito

@@docb4304 what about Honda, not the sump wrestler

You sound kinda like a death merchant dude.

Suicide Squad _"Her name's Katana"_ *It means japanese sword.*

@@ProtoMarcus exactly.

Amen, brother. And he does even another video on the same movie and still makes it hilarious.

😂

maybe you shouldn't be watching youtube videos while driving....

Dude... Are u really that much of a screwball

Watch the road while driving ffs

2. "But, whatever!"

3. What the f*ck is wrong with you

What the F""k is wrong with these people.

"It's never mentioned again"

Can't tame that mane