Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice
@bricktop2090 Жыл бұрын
Your right! this is the worse piece of shit I've ever seen"🤣🤣 this makes Seagal movies look like Oscar Nominees"🤣
@prannoyroy54 Жыл бұрын
Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.
@NotDecided420 Жыл бұрын
The problem with this movie... No JCVD. No dance scene in Thailand. = a meh movie. You need JCVD with his headbutt lump on his head. He's worked on that. That's the kill spot. 🤣
@saipawankumar5297 Жыл бұрын
Please do Samurai Cop 2 as well
@dickchainy1420 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@johnsummers2943 Жыл бұрын
The only thing missing in this movie was Steven Seagal.
@Jayphil1 Жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch this than a Seagal movie. These guys actually tried
@johnsummers2943 Жыл бұрын
@@Jayphil1 you got me there 😂
@chicchitammuottocifa Жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@nodeennizam1139 Жыл бұрын
Now that you honorably Mentioned it Steven Seagal would've been in that movie too 😂
@dash4800 Жыл бұрын
@@Jayphil1 Yup, a terrible movie made buy guys who tried but had no money or clue what they were doing is a million times better than a movie with a budget by a man who doesn't give a shit.
@KGBeast. Жыл бұрын
I got in trouble for watching this when I was younger because my mom walked in on the scene of them in the restaurant. No nudity, no innapropriate scenes but because of how badly it was made and acted. My mom literally thought I was watching a porno
@RemingtonSteel Жыл бұрын
😆
@Gwarzonicus Жыл бұрын
yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mccclarren Жыл бұрын
😅🤣🤣😂😂😂
@anakinskywalker336 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lynchopaul Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@PoisonousPen Жыл бұрын
I watched this film in London at a bar that hosted an event called “crap film night.” Watched it with about 150 people all cry laughing at how mental it all was. Made it even better 😂
@maldy4604 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo that’s awesome
@wangson Жыл бұрын
That genuinely sounds like a fucking awesome night~!!!!!
@PoisonousPen Жыл бұрын
@@wangson It really was 😁
@Rita-re3wx Жыл бұрын
Bring back crap night
@gaimsharc717611 ай бұрын
Bruh!, wish I had a place like that to go to
@Slowgroovin Жыл бұрын
His patriotic speech warning the bad guys was epic. This guy needs to be president. 👍🇺🇲
@impaugjuldivmax4 ай бұрын
still better than Joe's promo
@Bigedub10127 күн бұрын
@@impaugjuldivmaxTOO bad Joe was Hella high on those drugs too
@initiald22 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The actor Joe (Matt Hannon) said in a interview that after they had filmed about half the scenes for Samurai Cop, the director said they were going to scrap the project. Matt then talked to his agent and he was advised to scrap the Fabio hair style so he cut his hair. Then the director then has a change of heart and now wants to finish filming the whole movie. That's the reasoning behind the use of the wig.
@RemingtonSteel Жыл бұрын
Omg. That makes the movie even better(if that's even possible)
@bobjohnson1633 Жыл бұрын
He had great hair.
@sirtalkalotdoolittle Жыл бұрын
I think there are more scenes with him in the wig footage than his natural Fabio.
@mikekasich836 Жыл бұрын
I think the captain was the only good actor in the movie
@MrMome1612 Жыл бұрын
I heard that he lost his incredible acting talent, when got his haircut and immediately gained 300lb's. So they decided to use a mannequin doll and stopmotion for the remainder of the movie. Nobody noticed, even though it was watched by more than 30 people, when it was shown in the cinemas!
@anibaldk Жыл бұрын
I lost it to the chief of police. "Don't leave anybody alive!" WTF????
@sabatheus Жыл бұрын
I love the "Burn it all down into a blood-bath!" line. Right! I'll burn it to a blood-bath! Wait...what?
@keiththompson2172 Жыл бұрын
Haha
@DustinBarlow8P Жыл бұрын
I'll see you in court. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
@seksiama Жыл бұрын
Are we the baddies?
@toweypat Жыл бұрын
That guy rules.
@sandler800 Жыл бұрын
The police chief actually seems like he could be a decent actor if he were in a better movie
@timmytimtimm9089 Жыл бұрын
I was watching this alone at home then my gf walks in at the nurse scene she thought I was watching 80s porn 🤣
@wimvanderstraeten6521 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the makers didn't have a permit to shoot the car chase scene, so they had to stick to the speed limit. Quite a lot of scenes were shot without a permit actually.
@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын
In one of the car chase shots you can see the freeway in the background and it's obvious they sped the video up since they all look like they're going 120+
@wimvanderstraeten6521 Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceIce You should do Terror in Beverly Hills (1989). It's also hilariously incompetent.
@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын
Will definitely check it out
@wimvanderstraeten6521 Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceIce I can guarantee that you'll have a blast with it. It stars Frank Stallone and bad movie icon Cameron Mitchell.
@brianmills5302 Жыл бұрын
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 Gargoyles
@heintmeyer2296 Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to be honest with you, I think they got the wrong van, but whatever" Best movie review ever.
@etherospike3936 Жыл бұрын
Just a casual van , in which every passenger is packing submachine guns and at least one pistol .
@InternetPolice0075 ай бұрын
@@etherospike3936 hey man, they're gun enthusiasts, and were doing self defence you know.
@petergray7576 Жыл бұрын
13:44 Gerald Okamura (Fuj Fujiyama) actually was a third generation Japanese American that worked for the City of Los Angeles Rent Control Office, where he worked as an investigator in cases involving abusive landlords. He was also famous in his office for his extravagant mullet, which is how he got cast in this film. The producer was apparently eating at a restaurant near Okamura's office in downtown LA, and spotted him walking down the street, and ran out and convinced him to star in his movie. And he didn't speak a word of Japanese.
@andystegall74079 ай бұрын
Gerald Okamura is actually the bald martial arts guy in the black shirt first seen at 1:07. He was also the stunt coordinator. He's a pretty prolific stuntman and has been in a ton of much better movies than this.
@spitflamez7 ай бұрын
Gerald Okamura is my Moms neighbor, in Carson California, I know his daughters and me and my old roommate would go to his Dragon Fest, where it would be people from all kinds of martial arts films. He is the bald guys, are you joking? He makes weapons and has been in a bunch of Film and Television.
@OfentseMwaseFilms Жыл бұрын
I saw this movie on the shelves when I was a kid at our video rental shop. Boy am I happy I never took it😂 This review is everything
@AedanBlackheart Жыл бұрын
Its a great BAD movie, go check it out and Miami Connection
@gertpacu3926 Жыл бұрын
Watch Rifftrax live version. I think they play Measuring Man at the start.. Or was that Miami Connection?
@stephenthomas1492 Жыл бұрын
@@gertpacu3926 - Miami Connection! WOW! I totally forgot about that fantastic stinker of a movie! Thank God for the internet, I doubt I would be able to find a copy nowadays. Heck, even back when it came out it would be difficult.
@gertpacu3926 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenthomas1492 yah it was.. I was not able to start watching all these awesome movies until the internet came around/
@cobretti93322 жыл бұрын
Most shameful oscar snub of all time
@SpaceIce2 жыл бұрын
Most shameful lots of things
@Mattastrophic12 жыл бұрын
Won a Golden Golbe though
@itachiuchiha7728 Жыл бұрын
@@Mattastrophic1 best male haircut?
@tianshi2006 Жыл бұрын
@Itachi Uchiha Best motion picture Best Performance in a Motion Picture: Drama and musical/comedy categories Best screen play and best director Lost out to the corrupt panel at the Oscars, though, as out for justice, it was released in the same year. Ironically, an INjustice
@scarah31272 жыл бұрын
lethal weapon ripped this movie off so bad
@shonuff26932 жыл бұрын
didnt lethal weapon come out first?
@SpaceIce2 жыл бұрын
Due to the complexity of the movie, it was in production for 35 years
@malik87breaker Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceIce true story. lol
@ajizzle8334 Жыл бұрын
Damn 🤣🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
@velvetlensfilms3290 Жыл бұрын
Danny Glover never watched this movie because he knew he could never compare him self to the incredible acting of this movie.
@FathomlessJoy Жыл бұрын
I am a pro screenwriter and I learn more from one of your "10 Reasons" videos than from 10 masterclasses combined. True story.
@FlecheDeFer Жыл бұрын
Joe's car has a flat tire, and yet he manages to chase. Such a hero
@lindalumae Жыл бұрын
The last shot of the burn patient at the s end of the fire shows his face and head untouched. At the glorified dental office his head is covered with bloody towels. I’m assuming the head injuries happened on the way to the dental office. But no IV, no oxygen, no heart monitor etc. I guess they knew they were going to chop off his head so why bother. Also the first time I’ve seen the hospital trash can switcher wearing a pretend lab coat.
@robotrix Жыл бұрын
Joe "speaks fluent Japanese" but can't even say the crime boss's name.
@jonathanm4019 Жыл бұрын
It means Japanese sword
@ProtoMarcus Жыл бұрын
Of course he can! He even said it in one go: "Foodge-Foodgeeyama"
@Zion1Defined Жыл бұрын
*BOOM*
@colonelkurtz2269 Жыл бұрын
By fluent, they meant one word: Kitano.
@NIDELLANEUM Жыл бұрын
I saw websites that credits and mention the boss' name as Fuj Fujiyama though
@sparthyslaysstuff2405 Жыл бұрын
The undercover cop line is hilarious and was improvised by the actor. It wasn't meant to be in the movie which is why he looks directly at the camera.
@amitypredator9385 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he did it to get the director to do retakes, but he was so incompetent, he left the line in😆
@donaldhysa4836 Жыл бұрын
It was kind of funny tbh
@amitypredator9385 Жыл бұрын
@@donaldhysa4836 the line was fine, but him looking into the camera was over the top, but I love it. However a good director probably would have done a retake lol
@mosspally6995 Жыл бұрын
@@amitypredator9385 director was nuts. But man knew how to make bank. Can’t remember how, but he made a living making these terrible movies and selling them direct to video in places like Poland.
@inisipisTV7 ай бұрын
The writer/director is an Iranian immigrant who knew a little English and knew little of American culture and jokes. The actor playing Frank is so frustrated with the little dialogue to say, he’s mostly instructed to make faces and reaction, he then decided to add some more lines to say. Even the kissing of the Chief’s head is an improv.
@truecrimerip7936 Жыл бұрын
You have to watch the interviews with the actors about the movie. The director was crazy, the shoot was crazy - so the actors made the best out of this experience by having fun and not taking anything serious anymore, as everybody knew the movie would be a disaster
@hiramsart Жыл бұрын
This film deserves to be in the National Film Registry and so does your commentary to it.
@joebenzz Жыл бұрын
Imagine failing so much as a movie that people still talk about the movie 40 years later to the point that it becomes a reference. It's not so much a failure then.
@Euduchaus Жыл бұрын
This one is a classic when it comes to trash movies lol.
@Eli_Pinheiro9 ай бұрын
But it's a excession.
@Evergreen00218 ай бұрын
@@KingCrab85I don't think so. Haunted House 2 made me want to end the world.
@brianmills5302 Жыл бұрын
"Now they cuff him, right? No, they just beat his ass and leave him there!!!!" You kill me
@number3stunner118 Жыл бұрын
When you think about the guidance they got from their captain, it kinda makes sense that they would do that.
@brianmills5302 Жыл бұрын
@@number3stunner118 true, true😂
@streamer_services Жыл бұрын
I dont understand how this channel doesn't have 10 mil subs.....dude is funny as hell and his observations are point on.
@PosranaRegistrace Жыл бұрын
TBH the women in the movie may play awful characters, but are quite hot, unlike the planks of wood we see in movies today.
@smokey1517 Жыл бұрын
I've been binging your content for the past few hours and I have stomach cramps from non stop laughing.....your voice is perfect for movie breakdowns and your narration is fu*king hilarious.....this is the best channel I've come across in a long time
@TrilobitesRTasty Жыл бұрын
Which still has me wondering why there aren't millions of views and hundreds of thousands of subscribers!
@smokey1517 Жыл бұрын
@@TrilobitesRTasty I can't understand it either.....the KZfaq algorithm hasn't caught up with the channel yet
@joseayala2940 Жыл бұрын
same here bro
@johndam3442 Жыл бұрын
Same here! Was about to leave a comment to that effect until I read this one lol. Awesome channel indeed.
@VitoDRF Жыл бұрын
Same
@JohnDoe-zw5mk Жыл бұрын
These movies added so much value to the entertainment industry that still people are obsessed with them
@aweirdredtoad3637 Жыл бұрын
Yep, they were made into cult classics just like all of the great Troma films
@henrlima87 Жыл бұрын
They didnt add value, theyre invaluable! 😁
@DustinBarlow8P Жыл бұрын
I love it! Watch it at least once a month with some buddies.
@veganbutcherhackepeter Жыл бұрын
I think the scene where the fake cleaner sneaks a huge dude with a katana into the room inside of a tiny garbage container to decapitate the burn victim is my favorite movie scene of all times, because it makes so much more sense then any other movie scene ever made. It's the most ingenious plan ever to kill an already unconscious witness in a hospital room guarded by a cop who gets dressed for duty in the morning by his blind grandmother. This whole movie is also proof that everyone at 1980's and 1990's movie sets was doing way too much cocaine.
@blakerackley8874 Жыл бұрын
"Get out of my office." "I'll see you in hell." "Get a job!" How did my stepdad end up in this movie?
@Tim_the_Enchanter Жыл бұрын
Samurai Cop is not a movie. It's a way of life.
@alonelypotato27887 ай бұрын
true true trrue
@TheRealMightyHokie Жыл бұрын
When You say he has the craziest mood swings, there's a backstory to that scene. According to the guy who plays the samurai cop, his partner, the black guy, kissed the actor on the head. It wasn't planned. So he yells at them to leave. The director just left the camera going. The laugh after they leave is the actual actors response. Just wild.
@lucasgraeff5391 Жыл бұрын
lol
@SuperCritical01 Жыл бұрын
Knowing this makes the scene even better.
@dix0n778 Жыл бұрын
He loves black gifts.
@just_juice Жыл бұрын
@@dix0n778 hahaha 😂
@viasevenvai Жыл бұрын
Jennifer’s wall art nearly killed me with laughter.
@LiberalHindu Жыл бұрын
7:16 What the heck is Christian Bale doing in this best worst movie 😆😆😆
@ajizzle8334 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭💀💯
@stealthattack2209 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@heyitsvos10 ай бұрын
He wants.......to fit.........in 😎
@UncleBroMiscellaneous9 ай бұрын
He forgot his batcopter
@s.marshian8455 Жыл бұрын
😂 this was comedy, but I lost it at “how are they even talking to her, they don’t have radios” and “why is there a burn victim right next to a dentist” unreal
@KoolKman Жыл бұрын
AND that crazy lions head in her office WTF!🦁
@mwont Жыл бұрын
Director was not able to get permission to shoot in hospital, so he bs his way to a dentist office instead.
@southpark6757 Жыл бұрын
The movie looks like a lot of fun to watch but my IQ is already dangerously low and can't afford to loose any more points.
@SkinnyBlackout Жыл бұрын
8 months late, but you lost some for misspelling "lose".
@Najstefaniji Жыл бұрын
try and watch serbian film Black Cat White Cat, and be amazed :)
@devinm524 Жыл бұрын
7:40 "They completely forgot about the briefcase full of Cocaine." they didn't forget, the producers hurried it off screen and took care of it expeditiously 🥳
@16rumpole Жыл бұрын
lol
@grapeshot Жыл бұрын
Frank the very definition of the black sidekick.
@vitezjura Жыл бұрын
He's and undercover cop!
@lindalumae Жыл бұрын
No way he could be the star. His hair is no where near fabulous enough.
@t0xcn253 Жыл бұрын
That driver had his mustache burned clean off, pretty gruesome. Also that decapitation was technically done with a "wakizashi", it means really short Japanese sword.
@grank8189 Жыл бұрын
Damn. You sure speak fluent Japanese.
@NIDELLANEUM Жыл бұрын
@@grank8189 are you Fuj Fujiyama?
@ajizzle8334 Жыл бұрын
@@NIDELLANEUM🤣🤣🤣
@vulturnuszan Жыл бұрын
if I never have an interaction with a nurse like the one in this movie i will have to consider my life a complete waste of time.
@vitezjura Жыл бұрын
Do you like what you see?
@Norvik_-ug3ge11 ай бұрын
You, and about a zillion other men with nurse fantasies 😍🤫
@NapalmWeed Жыл бұрын
I lost it at them talking to the helicopter and Jennifer, I haven't laughed like that in a while. Great Job! SUBBED!
@gensteps923 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when the guy tried taking cover behind those skinny pipes lmao!!
@mk.5706 Жыл бұрын
The dialogue and the fight scenes are exactly what rings of power tries to achieve as well.
@jessewest2894 Жыл бұрын
Ouch
@jessewest2894 Жыл бұрын
And I liked your character in Into The Badlands
@ghostridertom Жыл бұрын
Of course Samurai Cop had much better budget ;-)
@sotastatesoulja Жыл бұрын
10:21 "did he just lose his dooty-belt too?" Lmfao 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀
@henrybrennan2 жыл бұрын
This film seriously looks like a spoof of cop buddy movies.
@dcs4947 Жыл бұрын
Dude, this channel is amazing and I've been laughing with these reviews for days
@lowlowseesee Жыл бұрын
same!!!
@darreng82562 жыл бұрын
every buddy cop movie ripped off samurai cop
@SpaceIce2 жыл бұрын
Even cops who are buddies outside of movies ripped off Samurai Cop
@Mattastrophic12 жыл бұрын
Serpico ripped off Samurai Cop too. So did the Last Samurai. And Inception
@MonaLisa-de4cp Жыл бұрын
Dude, you're one of the best/funniest movie reviewers, and I'm thoroughly enjoying your reviews! I just can't believe you didn't mention the red paint balls they were shooting at the guy. They were flying everywhere! lol
@lunog Жыл бұрын
This movie is the best example of what you get when a porn movies producers and actors team decide to make an action movie.
@RR_theproahole Жыл бұрын
Even in porn women are not so desperate for sex as in this movie
@christophercollins3632 Жыл бұрын
Watch the 30th anniversary, or some shit, interview with Matt Hannon. Man is still a god. Still rocking that glorious, glorious hair-do. Still buff. He gives a lot of being the scenes details. Like how they needed more footage, months after the close of shooting, and Matt had cut his hair, for some reason. So they found that ridiculous wig, and said fuck it, let’s do it.
@shawnbass-ig2bvАй бұрын
The director decided halfway through filming to just scrap the whole movie so matt hannon cut his hair, then the director all of sudden had a change of heart and wanted to finish it so matt had to wear a wig
@AshyGr33n Жыл бұрын
11:10 I choose to believe that the actor broke character because how ridiculous the scene was, and everyone else was onboard on how nonsense the movie is so they deliberately left the blooper in.
@Ironheart73 Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend took me to watch a stupid chick flick. I told her, I am picking the next movie. So chose this. Halfway through she was like "HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS?" My oh my! Revenge is really sweeeeeeeet
@prixinc1 Жыл бұрын
You are a legend sir! Lol!
@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 Жыл бұрын
@@prixinc1 yea but now she is sleeping with his dad and mom
@suchanhachan Жыл бұрын
I hope you explained to her that you weren't making her watch it, you were giving her the gift of watching it...
@56postoffice Жыл бұрын
Wait, she watched half the film before she made her comment? She's definitely a keeper.
@ajizzle8334 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@georgehenderson7783 Жыл бұрын
6:17 Wish you has extended that scene for a couple of more seconds, right after they run over the guy Frank says "Oh, man!" 😆
@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын
That's the kind of thing that made me do this as a list instead of a recap. It's so jam packed with ridiculousness, the video would be twice as long as the movie
@georgehenderson7783 Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceIce Good job on this. 👍
@SteevTee Жыл бұрын
"He is pretty upset about the whole, "hospital decapitation" thing" 🤣😂
@frandescontrolado Жыл бұрын
05:14 Mental Note: before a car chase, make sure you have all your wheels inflated at the precise pressure
@lowlowseesee Жыл бұрын
i cant stop laughing at "god damn it Jennifer, what the fuck is wrong with you???" ahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhahahaah
@petirgarda1005 Жыл бұрын
Same here lol, that one really cracked me up good XD
@jasonmaccoul Жыл бұрын
Oscar worthy that!
@Styxswimmer Жыл бұрын
You too? My stomach hurts from that I laughed so hard.
@bigred8633 Жыл бұрын
I've watched this movie, beginning to end 3 times and it's so bad it's good. I tried watching the sequel but couldn't get into it. What makes it so good is the director Amir. He was deceased so couldn't do the sequel.
@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын
What makes it good is it was trying to be a real movie. The sequel was trying to be bad.
@danielrowan4716 Жыл бұрын
I’d like to believe that this was the seminal work that inspired Kung Fury.
@CyberBeep_kenshi Жыл бұрын
Kung fury is fantastic!
@evillead1989 Жыл бұрын
This channel is underrated. Keep up the good work!
@bobjohnson1633 Жыл бұрын
That's bullshit. Every one of his viewers highly rates this channel.
@redeyetrey4763 Жыл бұрын
The police chief had me dead🤣😭
@RaneBoDasch Жыл бұрын
Same. Hands down the only entertaining person in the movie.
@Moonscentedhunter Жыл бұрын
@@RaneBoDasch for real! They should of had him more in there
@jessewest2894 Жыл бұрын
One can only hope
@ajizzle8334 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💯
@thatonezeldafan5275 Жыл бұрын
“They cut a big portion of it off” caught me off guard lmao
@dZerVz Жыл бұрын
This, together with The Room, should be treasured - Love to see more movies like this
@Styxswimmer Жыл бұрын
Troll 2. Thank me later
@petjuska211 Жыл бұрын
I somehow managed almost the whole video by just chuckling, but Fuj Fujiyama at 18:06 was too much. "F**k it, his name is now Fuj Fujiyama". 😅
@TruOnyxfire Жыл бұрын
His hair was different near the end of the movie because they had to do re-shoots after the movie wrapped, but "Joe" had cut his hair for another project. So, he had to wear a wig to finish the shots.
@docb4304 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having to do reshoots of this shit . My hair would fall off too
@TruOnyxfire Жыл бұрын
@@docb4304 And if you really think about it, how bad were the FIRST shots if the re-shot ones that made it into the final cut were the best ones?
@Styxswimmer Жыл бұрын
The part about the lion face in Jennifer's office had me laughing so hard I think I got a hernia. 🤣. My stomach is literally hurting from laughter
@mattf82 Жыл бұрын
Yes! That was hilarious
@ronaldcarothers6363 Жыл бұрын
...sick in bed with covid truly feeling like life sucks...and then I watch this and get the biggest laugh I have had in weeks...great job Space - you now have a new subscriber...👍🏽😎
@bobjohnson1633 Жыл бұрын
I hope you got over your regular flu with a very low death rate compared with other regular flus
@MoreBuffMoreMuff Жыл бұрын
I hope you didn't get vaccinated. Remain a PUREBLOOD and don't die of myocharditis.
@Mr.Corinthians11 ай бұрын
@@tonypaterson5723 What does someone telling the truth have to do with sex or videogames? And you said he had a very obsessive and weird response? lol Funny that you use "incel or gamer" as an insult, stock Liberal NPC behavior. "Covid 19", which has a 99.98% survival rate, was one of the 21st centuries greatest cons. Step 3 of the Four steps for ideological subversion, as outlined by former KGB Agent Yuri Bezmenov. Crisis Creation of economic, financial, and national security crisis. Also includes social crisis and breakdown of previous self-evident restrictions on moral behavior. Cloward Piven approach to overloading the system, more takers than producers. The crisis produces benevolent leaders who will promise to deliver things to meet people's needs (Hope and Change) through social and economic justice. False illusions that the situation is under control if strategic directions are followed. (Bailouts, regulations of industry and so forth). ---After printing out trillions of dollars to bail us out, what ended up happening? Did it fix anything? No, inflation is the highest it has been in decades. US Billionaires 10 TIMES RICHER Over Last 2 Years - KZfaq (Really Graceful) “The 10 richest men in the world doubled their funds during the last two years.-increasing from approximately $700 billion to $1.5 trillion between March 2020 and November 2021 -- *the incomes of approximately 99% of people around the globe fell during that time, and more than 160 million people have been forced into poverty, the Oxfam report added.”* If you were an honest person, or least less ignorant, you would know that the corporations which benefitted most from the lockdowns are run by Liberals. Looking at the current economy, and which political power seems to be in charge, it's all leading to the second part of the crisis stage, which is as follows. This is a major step lasting up to six weeks and involves a revolutionary change of power. This is where a cataclysmic event (civil war, invasion) upsets and divides the country thereby creating panic among the citizens. Recent examples include the 2011 upheavals in the Middle East, most notably Egypt and Libya. To Americans, symptoms would include circumventing the Constitution and altering the checks and balances of government, and possibly martial law. Liberal Marxists, with their ties to China, will be blamed for all of our economic and social problems, which then leads to DJT and other Republicans leading a revolutionary change of power against Liberal Democrats.
@frankcolumbo4481 Жыл бұрын
This is the Plan 9 of samurai movies.
@kealunleday3948 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
@davidmcdonnell767 Жыл бұрын
The last of the guys doing his death scene @ 17:49 is classic - the old fella must have actually knocked himself out as his head hit the ground LOL !!
@FlorianD30 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Redhead Henchwoman/Large man smuggler was in many Star Trek TNG episodes. She was also in Generations and First Contact. She appeared in a total of 43 TNG episodes and 2 movies and survived through all of it.
@marks666311 ай бұрын
That is not gates mcfadden
@FlorianD3011 ай бұрын
@@marks6663 No, that's Roberta Jean Oppenheimer also known as Cameron. She played Ensign Kellogg among other roles.
@andystegall74079 ай бұрын
She was also a go-go dancer in the Steven Seagal movie Out for Justice
@servodav6410 Жыл бұрын
The opening chase scene alone is a work of unintentional comedic genius. I was in literal tears from laughing at it.
@BiffTech05 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Katana, the only Japanese sword to have ever Japanese sworded. No other types of Japanese swords have ever Japanese sworded as hard as the Japanese sword because that's what Katana means... even though it doesn't.
@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын
You question an actual samurai??
@docb4304 Жыл бұрын
Toyota means Japanese car
@jessewest2894 Жыл бұрын
Sushi roll is a mini rice burrito
@tianshi2006 Жыл бұрын
@@docb4304 what about Honda, not the sump wrestler
@tranzco117311 ай бұрын
You sound kinda like a death merchant dude.
@MarcosdoHawaii25 Жыл бұрын
"Now they handcuffed him, right? NO! They just BEAT his ass and LEAVE him there!" And the man grunts in the following. LMAO 😂
@jackdoe552 Жыл бұрын
"It means 'Japanese sword'" is just burned into my memory at this point.
@DN-yv3gq11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: "Freeze" means "japanese stop"
@lynchopaul Жыл бұрын
"then in this scene a guy on the roof just shoots in the completely wrong direction 💥 and Frank doesn't even hear it "😂😂😂😂
@valentinibori9514 Жыл бұрын
I gotta say,i admire ur ability to withstand this motion-picture torture i couldnt watch this for real ,but ur videos r hillarious ..
@thebeard7926 Жыл бұрын
Joe's hair is SO awesome it even has its own stunt double.
@dannyfirst6544 Жыл бұрын
I found this channel while on mushrooms. Never let's me down.
@drakegunter9081 Жыл бұрын
I watched some interview with the actor who played samurai cop and the scenes where he is where the ridiculous hat on top of his mop of hair was a wig. They either had to redo or shoot entire new scenes after filming was done and the actor had already cut his hair. I love it It's so damn awful it's awesome. It's actually harder in my opinion to make a bad movie that is good because it's so bad, than to just make an average level movie. Bravo
@guyd2289 Жыл бұрын
"The jokes, the only thing in this movie that isn't funny". I laughed my balls off at this.🤣
@Pdotta1 Жыл бұрын
I would like that sword explanation to show up every time anyone in any movie mentions a Japanese sword.
@ProtoMarcus Жыл бұрын
Suicide Squad _"Her name's Katana"_ *It means japanese sword.*
@Pdotta1 Жыл бұрын
@@ProtoMarcus exactly.
@rickoshea9351 Жыл бұрын
Check out the hubcaps in the car chase scene: they're missing before the chase starts, but then they're on during the chase. This movie is pure gold!
@slickgoku2466 Жыл бұрын
My god! His narration is hilarious 😂
@fredlandry6170 Жыл бұрын
Samurai Cop was talking to the female cop in the helicopter with his telepathy, just another one of his amazing powers. 🤣🤣🤣
@johndebernard5668 Жыл бұрын
“I want you to BURN his house into a bloodbath!” That’d be worth watching! LOL
@Legotron Жыл бұрын
I think I've watched each and every single one of your videos at least ten times. Many days your channel is on auto-play. The jokes never gets old, even when you know the joke is coming. I've watched many of these movies growing up and I have to say.... it's not the same movie I remember. Many other channels review the same movies, but your review/jokes takes the cake. This channel has gotten me through some tough times recently. "I'm going to be honest with you, I think they got the wrong van", always gets me.
@InternetPolice0075 ай бұрын
Amen, brother. And he does even another video on the same movie and still makes it hilarious.
@HikingFeral11 ай бұрын
Your narration makes your videos very rewatchable lol. I was sad when I finished every video you made so I'll just watch them all again while I wait for new ones. Thanks Space Ice.
@HectorDeJesus Жыл бұрын
I swear they got the idea for the car chase scene from the "Lethal Enforcers" arcade game.
@s.marshian8455 Жыл бұрын
😂
@jasonkellyaz Жыл бұрын
The lionhead had me laugh out loud. I needed this. Usually these videos are humorous background videos for work, but this one requires and deserves full attention.
@thomasgallipoli8376 Жыл бұрын
Both the RiffTrax and RiffTrax Live versions are just terrific, as is this video. Great job as usual, Space Ice.
@RichardCJohnson Жыл бұрын
Have seen other vids about Samurai Cop, but this dissection is just brilliant! 🤣
@WalkenDead Жыл бұрын
"they just beat his ass and leave him there" gold
@webtrafficseo1508 Жыл бұрын
These reviews are my daily dose of anxiety reducer...Thanks Space Ice
@lowlowseesee Жыл бұрын
dog, i have been taking care of two abuse victims, one in surgery and one losing her mind and I got my own depression going too. anyway im on a super busy week driving while watching this one and I was cackling throughout and then when you revealed what was in jennifers office.....and the way you set it up....I about crashed the car because I was howling LOLOL thank you
@yourmum69_420 Жыл бұрын
maybe you shouldn't be watching youtube videos while driving....
@dc7236 Жыл бұрын
Dude... Are u really that much of a screwball
@radicalstanza3614 Жыл бұрын
Watch the road while driving ffs
@jackburton3212 Жыл бұрын
We need to do a list of the best catchphrases 🤣 1. "For no f*cking reason..."
@arichaast8585 Жыл бұрын
2. "But, whatever!"
@ivantjaveondja262 Жыл бұрын
3. What the f*ck is wrong with you
@timothyharris1125 Жыл бұрын
What the F""k is wrong with these people.
@theonec5047 Жыл бұрын
"It's never mentioned again"
@dnc411 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the gems! Hilariously inspirational for any young producers, directors and actors out there. Anything is possible!!
@Morningstar-sg7js Жыл бұрын
When he grabbed bad guys neck and says freeze, I lost it. Sooo underrated.
@willhill94162 жыл бұрын
The hair is glorious
@Mattastrophic12 жыл бұрын
Can't tame that mane
@rashb3994 Жыл бұрын
This movie and review was as good as your Seagal classics which are top notch. A lot of people seem to know this movie. I never heard of it but I actually loved the jokes you highlighted, and I found Joe and Frank to be endearing characters. This was fun!
@vincentmeadows17 ай бұрын
Siskel and Ebert ain't got nothing on you Space Ice, your clear and concise review of this movie had me running to Blockbuster to before this flick sold out