Lol great review, terrible movie 😅

"But smart has no place in a Seagal movie." this channel is the gift that keeps on giving. LOL. LMFAO !

Omg this is so damn funny...I swear I was crying dying laughing the whole way through!!

If steven seagal became an actor , anyone can act at this point.

"Realizing his men are the dumbest sons of bitches outside of wherever Steven Seagal happens to be." Even here, in a movie that doesn't have Steven Seagal, Seagal gets roasted CLASSIC Space Ice material right here lol. fucking gold lol

Literally EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣......U R ✔✔💯💯🎯🎯

Finally a channel with neutral and unbiased reviews.

★★★★★★★☆❤

This might be my favorite Space Ice video and that's saying something.

Ho-leeee shit! These videos are fucking hilarious. Segal movies have always been hilariously bad but the narration really does a great job of pointing out just how stupid it all is. I’m breaking out laughing at work right now.

bro you speak like your constipated

I usually expect the Thailand bit, but you lulled me into complacency before that sucker punch. 👊 🕺

Seagal do run like a girl... I'm gonna watch it in slo-mo again...

Watched it last night. Thought it was good.

Best line: "Doesn't anyone stay DEAD anymore?!"

It's amazing how the bullet that killed his assistant magically went through the spare tire that would have clearly blocked it. 😂

The first 20 minutes of the movie is like Reacher..... but from Wish.

😂

lowkey want new movies from seagal so space ice can roast them.

“Which keeps his fan guessing” lmao

Back here to find out WHERE Segal started getting negative points without an explanation or indication 🤣🤣🤣 ... EDIT: I missed how the -ve points kept stacking up, again, no warning, no explanation 🤣🤣🤣 !

Man Steven Seagal is so bad as that he kicks ass while sitting down. Tell who can do that? I do wish Space Ice keeps removing my comments. I see he has some haters giving stupid comments about Steven but jealousy is hard to live with! Steven should of have him dress up as Indy to make his story more believable but other then that what a great writer he is.

May the future ghost of Steven Seagal ever haunt you for this insane level of bullying.

"Why am I here?" Didn't she just walked into the room by herself?

The Patriots slander is on point!

Rey Misterio Jr. LoL

Great video dude!

This particular film with that gross-T on his face really demonstrated how rabbity he really looks in a way I just didn't see, I mean I got the carrot meme gag but this really sold it, his jowels and beard make him look like the fuzzy face of a chubby fucking rabbit, it really does!

I know Hector, Rames, Trejo and whomever the fuck that Street Fighter The Movie guy is are hurting for work but... ...why would ANY of these people even acknowledge Seagull's existence let alone "act" in one of his "films" is beyond me, it must be that in reality this whole time that despite a good or bad rep, they must actually be terrible people for not caring or considering such "work" beneath their dignity, and movies like the Mission Impossible series were directed well enough to make Rames look good despite him not actually being ANY good, my whole life has been a lie! I already knew Seagull was dogshit and that his usual "cast" ensemble is ex UFC fighters (not even gonna go into why that is likely "ex") and on / off ruZZian army reservists, though that list and availability must be drastically decreasing if coming up against Ukrainian patriotic, democracy and freedom defending heroes on the frontline like Steve wishes he was, yet no doubt hates and envies them as an enemy at the same time, but these guys too? Jesus fucking christ... its more painful to watch than ever!

He’s “Nick Cage level” badass!

Dude looks light a light brite

do chuck norris movies

Was the landlord chick the fine assed principal from Mr.White’s school?

Who actually is the brave person that agrees to make those sad movies, probably at gun point, sitting on the toilet after consuming spicy burritos followed by sauerkraut salad and gallon of buttermilk. That's a dangerous mix, so dangerous you can ignite a fire using just your farts, so yeah there's no other choice I guess.

Scott Farkas never gets old.

Van damme is only 5 yrs older than me and looks 20 yrs older. I suppose his cocaine addiction did that .☹ What happened to his kicking ability? Hell I know sixty year Olds that can still do so. Former World karate champ Bill Wallace for instance.

Disturbing, some of these actors are at least ok, if not good actors.

I always call him Steve the pirate. I have been going through your entire catalog waiting for a Clint Howard joke. Got it!!! Thank you. I can now let my heart fail with pure joy.

Refused to ever watch this movie. After this I think it’s stupider than I thought. How the F you gonna get harpooned then raise some kids? W t. F?

I knew the birthday cake would take center stage. 😂 The piracy joke got me good. 😂 But you missed an sin city Ethan Roark jr joke at the end. You gotta re dub! 😂😂

"I built this cabin with my own money" was actually a good one liner

7:36 one of the best moments XD

I’ll never forget the first time I saw the first one. I thought it was so bad ass. Now this. More bass assery. Most bad assery. I wouldn’t watch the Goldberg one. Never will. Yet, I watched Major League 3.

The best part of Segal movies is Space Ice reviewing them

Into the sun was a good movie.

Hard to believe he was 62 when he made this. Looks 80 to me, even with the ultra realistic spray on hair.

Sylvester Stallone disguised as Tony Montana. LMFAO!

This movie makes zero sense

The key man from the matrix did not deserve to be treated like that he needed a two week notice mane!!! 🤬 wtfff