Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Deathworlders: Warhorse (1) (JVerse

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Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Deathworlders: Warhorse (1) (JVerse - Part 22.1) (r/HFY)

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@indianajones2929 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, the military enlistment portion is spot on, MEPS, shark attack, basic. So good.

@alganhar1 Жыл бұрын

Shark attack? Sorry, but I am now a Marine Ecologist by trade, I have swum the water column with many different shark species, including Great Whites, and never been attacked by one. I would agree the MEPS and Basic are good descriptions. But Shark attack? You are literally more likely to die falling down your houses stairs than to suffer injury through a shark attack. You are more likely to be struck by lightning than to suffer from a shark attack. Let that sink in. There are maybe a dozen shark attack victims per year world wide, in a bad year. Know how many people are attacked by dogs each year? Or cattle? Or sheep? Or Goats? Or Hippo's? Shark attack... pfft, they are as rare as Hens teeth.....

@indianajones2929 Жыл бұрын

@@alganhar1 I understand that you are more likely to die from a falling coconut than being attacked by a shark. In a military context a "shark attack" is the 1st day of basic training when the drill sergeants go to town making you do all sorts of silly things. It is referred to as a shark attack because the drill sergeants will circle around individuals and all pounce on any individual that shows any sort of weakness like the stereotypical blood in the water situation

@arryaniser8416 Жыл бұрын

That oath still gives rise to something inside me 21 years after i said it.

@King_Kerffufle Жыл бұрын

I have an older cousin that went to Vietnam, he had a huge arcing scar on and across his stomach, when any one of our younger cousins would ask he would just say "shark attack" haha If your curious, Im not fully privy to what happened, but he said he held his guts in his hands.

@madcrowlad3635 Жыл бұрын

@@indianajones2929 it's also used for extreme corrective action where you fuckup and multiple Drill Instructors/Sergeants Gang up on you like Piranhas it's called a shark attack because of how easily it rolls of the tongue.

@alexfranz817 Жыл бұрын

I was always surprised by the people who ask what they had gotten themselves into when getting into the military. I mean, I watch full metal jacket as a kid and apparently no one else did.

@nicholasmercorella5318 8 ай бұрын

Full Metal Jacket came out after I was already in. Recruiters tell you the absolute truth BUT as a young man, you have no frame of reference to really understand what they are saying.

@alexfranz817 8 ай бұрын

@nicholasmercorella5318 and the movies of your era did more to glorify it than the ones of my generation and later

@kirkjones9639 8 ай бұрын

@@alexfranz817 Are you kidding? Full Metal Jacket, The Boys of Company C, Platoon etc. certainly didn't glorify war. At least not Nam.

@alexfranz817 8 ай бұрын

@@kirkjones9639 sounded like he probably grew up with more john Wayne style movies.

@yifftoy Жыл бұрын

"THEY PRACTICED" >:3

@bugfeatures Жыл бұрын

with his physic.. she needs a wheelchair after that

@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Жыл бұрын

Practice makes perfect...

@derekstein6193 Жыл бұрын

That constitutes some kind of training, I'm sure. So Adam should feel very familiar with the activity. Even if the exercises are a bit more... novel. The only way it could be any more familiar is if she started barking orders. "WARHORSE! I want you at attention, immediately!" Lol.

@TheMonkey747 Жыл бұрын

"And then they all fucked!"😂 But, with elegance.❤

@rumandroses2538 10 ай бұрын

You gotta practice 😂

@MrKstolp Жыл бұрын

Praise NetNarrator for bestowing on us this bountiful chapter

@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Жыл бұрын

×3

@-MeatsOfEvil- 5 ай бұрын

Feast my friends, be merry and let your cups runnith over!

@joshuam5923 Жыл бұрын

And then "they practiced"

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 ай бұрын

and practiced and practiced and practiced.

@logansmith2007 Жыл бұрын

This video was longer than expected, but I'm all for it

@shadowstalker130666 2 ай бұрын

And at that moment, Adam knew he'd earned his nickname...

@Aim54Delta Жыл бұрын

I will say as a veteran of the U.S. Navy, there's a lot of accuracy in there. The branches all differ a bit in their basic, and mine was back in 2006. In a couple years, people born after I graduated bootcamp will be going through... which is a bit weird to think about, honestly. The times change - most things were still paper back then. As we were taking body measurements, the guy recording things got fired. The petty officer looked at me and said "you look competent, you're hired, write down what I tell you." So, I ended up in the last division of our group. Fun times. As my father was a vietnam veteran, I had uncles in the Marines, cub/boyscout leaders were prior drill sergeants... I actually found it more tame than what I was expecting. Other than I was probably not put in the hot seat as much as I should have in my upbringing and am a bit of a pleaser by nature - so my response to authority tends to not be self-assertive... well, at the time.

@RoonMian 8 ай бұрын

I'm familiar with the curse of "looking competent." I did my conscript training shortly before conscription was suspended in my country when only the very stupid or the terminally idealistic like me let themselves get conscripted. I was often the only functional human being around >_>

@Aim54Delta 8 ай бұрын

@@RoonMian Military culture is more important than many give it credit for (who pay the military and command it, legally). The U.S. military tried to heavily embrace the Spartan ethos of warrior-scholars in a brotherhood of mutual support. You can't always control who you get in your ranks, but you can try to teach them to be the best human they can be, because you'll probably end up bleeding on each other at some point and relying on each other for survival. At least... it tried to be for an era... which seems to be evaporating in favor of disposable tool mindsets that will come back to haunt our politics in more ways than one. It's not that the "spartan" culture ceased to exist - it just stopped serving the political system in the military. More interestingly, the internet has made it almost international as like cultures around the world are beginning to coordinate. So, we'll see what happens.

@TheZatarra64 Жыл бұрын

I also joined "So that others may Live".

@stepandanek6138 4 ай бұрын

People not invading your personal space and keeping their distance is (as an anxious introvert) the best part of being a big guy.

@illusiveelk2558 Жыл бұрын

That's the weirdest way I've ever heard someone say "pendejo." For future reference, pen-dé-ho. 👍

@jamielonsdale3018 Жыл бұрын

He clearly can't read accents properly. The English language basically doesn't use any. Pen-day-hoe.

@RoonMian 8 ай бұрын

At least he tried. I'm German, I still remember him pronouncing "Zukunftsgefühl" the same way he does the alien consonant attacks. >_>

@KeggleStomp_Pogrompa Жыл бұрын

Ahh I think I see a future for Adam as a recruit for the new elite forces that was foreshadowed.

@aaronlefebre5060 Жыл бұрын

All the parts about Lackland brought back memories of my time through there. The author must've either been through themselves, or had pretty good correspondence with someone who did. A lot of that was fairly accurate on the surface. I can still picture several of the places described as I've been through them, albeit with possibly quite some time between now and the supposed future of this story's Earth. Good stuff!

@Rokr83 Жыл бұрын

they practiced...... bwhahaha

@illusiveelk2558 Жыл бұрын

I read this in captain chuknuq's voice. (I have no idea how to spell that)

@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Жыл бұрын

@@illusiveelk2558but we all get that reference, and it was close enough.

@DanielDavis1973 Жыл бұрын

37:57 Puget is pronounced with a long U sound.. Pew-jet

@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 Жыл бұрын

Ah god finally at last

@BradTheTryHard Жыл бұрын

More of this for sure

@kurtismiller9544 Жыл бұрын

WOW that's a long but very good chapter! 👍👌

@samueltiller5233 Жыл бұрын

I forget what's the original version of that super soldier serum they're using the gut rot or that fire suppressant?

@MrJay_White Жыл бұрын

my subconscious just told me, in that strange not actually verbal way, "hey, adam sounds like jackie" while accepting its VAing. and im now both amused and uncomfortable.

@nicholasmercorella5318 8 ай бұрын

Parents at MEPS? Really? I don’t remember that being a thing.

@christianhohenstein1422 Жыл бұрын

Wonder when or if you catch up with Zren. I enjoy both of you but Zrens Powell is objectively better😜

@elitexstriker5291 10 ай бұрын

I love your narrations but I'm guessing by the lingo used in some of this that a few of the characters are Scottish and I really can't help but giggle when I hear your many accents trying to pull that off, keep up the good work though!

@alexfranz817 Жыл бұрын

Being as adam was American i don't know if his name would use Hispanic pronunciation or not, but angel might be pronounced "an hel" I've definitely met people who mix and match the ethnic pronunciation for there names here.

@gabrielathero Жыл бұрын

Oh god, here comes the Astartes xD

@illusiveelk2558 Жыл бұрын

Holy sh!t

@nuru666 Жыл бұрын

Ooof... As someone who is the friend of 3 people born for this reason in real life, I can tell you that the pregnancy and forthcoming baby will *not* save your marriage. It only creates resentment.

@gatispelnens1594 2 ай бұрын

I didnt expect the name of this episode to be a dick joke

@derricksteward4483 Жыл бұрын

1:07:35 And a nickname was born.... 😂

@catrianheir 8 ай бұрын

So who were the 2 humans with the drug in them? I know the Australian guy, but I'm not sure on the other.

@silenttitan416 Жыл бұрын

Bit messed up how ava was basically telling that young vulnerable teenage girl to be a h03.

@RoonMian 8 ай бұрын

Bit messed up to think having sex made a woman somehow less valuable.

@jimflint2654 Жыл бұрын

@jimmycoyote74 Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@Marko-uq2rh Жыл бұрын

Things are going too well some one is gonna get shot my bet is that the hunters will return they have been kinda absent

@handbanana5888 Жыл бұрын

You changed powels accent again

@gcanaday1 6 ай бұрын

Mark isnt having the baby, hes not even the father

@sedevri864 Жыл бұрын

That women gave some terrible advice to that younge lady.

@deadman42 Жыл бұрын

True

@RoonMian 8 ай бұрын

No, she didn't. It was absolutely accurate advice unless you're a repressed US American or an incel who believes having sex made a woman less valuable. Or both, obviously.

@quentinarne5031 8 ай бұрын

@@RoonMiannope I’m Christian so sex is something that binds a man and woman together, thats why it’s meant for marriage.

@quentinarne5031 8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@blank_3768 3 ай бұрын

@@quentinarne5031*you believe sex is

@GreenDude_Gaming Жыл бұрын

Hello.,.,.,.,.,.,

@GreenDude_Gaming Жыл бұрын

@rebeccaouellette5871 Жыл бұрын

@illusiveelk2558 Жыл бұрын

@tulemm5439 Жыл бұрын

@AshenTech Жыл бұрын

i couldnt join the military, i dont really do well being treated like property, on the other hand... i could get into the whole "steal alien ship, modify, hunt xeno scum" not all xenos... as most clearly are not a threat... those that are... well... the non-meat ones... get to enjoy becoming NPC's in games... the meat space ones... well... i think i need a big fly swatter... electrified fly swatter..

@johnbrown1538 Жыл бұрын

Cringe

@AshenTech Жыл бұрын

whats the point of a relationship when you genuinely never see eachother for years on end? fuck it she should just move on, hes going to be gone for at least 4 years unseen, and wouldnt be happy if she fucked anybody else, thats his problem... she should just move on... hes going to keep doing this over and over, she will never really see him.. he will be off on duty the rest of his life.. unless she really enjoys being alone.. she may as well accept that shes always going to be way down his list of priories, as would any family she may endup being given by him.. he wont be there to raise them.. he would be my best buddies father... always gone.. then mad when he found out his wife moved on to somebody who was around and did give a shit.. about her and her kids... since he was never around...i cant call them his kids...

@slimking28 Жыл бұрын

Ok, so nobody’s gonna touch on the fact of teaching a young innocent girl, that seggs isn’t special? Like come on! If everyone is doing it with randoms, then that means you just fallow the herd, an nothing is unique or special about you. How have we come to this? Seggs is indeed special. Especially when you do so with a person who feels deeply for you, as much as you do for them. Otherwise its just meaningless contact.

@RoonMian 8 ай бұрын

Not everyone is as repressed as US Americans.

@slimking28 8 ай бұрын

@@RoonMian I view it, as having value in yourself. Enough to know that giving yourself to someone you never committed to, nor received anything meaningful from as pointless and devaluing. Then turning to say to the one person you want to be with, as “I was young and stupid, they took advantage” SHUT UP!! You did what you did and you must carry it. To much of a good thing is often poisonous.

@RoonMian 8 ай бұрын

@@slimking28thinking that having sex somehow decreased a person's value, particularly that of a woman, is exactly the misogynist, repressed incel shit I meant.

@slimking28 8 ай бұрын

@@RoonMian A woman can do as she pleases, with her life and body. Making the best decisions, in finding someone that meets her needs. How their past relationships, shaped the current standard’s they’ve come to require in a potential Bf/ husband. This allows her to make the best decision from the options present. He must be Tall, handsome enough, an financially responsible to support a family. “Approved” If a woman can do all they need to do, in a effort to pick the perfect partner. Then a man should also have the ability look her directly in the eyes, an tell her. ‘ Hey your history, an your credibility for long a term relationship with me, isn’t a risk I’m willing to take.” Approved “ Everyone has the right to accept, or reject based on their own preferences.

@RoonMian 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, you can try to disguise and excuse your hatred of women as "preferences" as much as you like, little incel boy. You talk out of one side of your mouth about how women have the right to sexual self determination and say out of the other how they lose their value as women when they use it in a way your sort disapproves of. Your "preferences" are exactly what reveals your misogyny and nobody's fooled.

@walterroche8192 Жыл бұрын

I immediately stopped the player when I saw the length involved. Decided to just read the original.... Yeah no. I'm dropping this. The writer saying this is only part of a chapter then this is gonna be about a FIVE hour single chapter! Screw that!! I'd be different if the story wasn't all over the place AND this was a SINGLE BOOK! 🤬

@BradTheTryHard Жыл бұрын

Wot

@illusiveelk2558 Жыл бұрын

Wot

@tonikal_el Жыл бұрын

I think he is talking about the length of the video. About how much stuff is written/spoken in it. I don't have that problem because I usually keep this story as a background noise while doing mind numbing tasks. But I understand if you can't deal with it.

@archygrey9093 Жыл бұрын

Wot