Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Smith Apprentice (Humans Are Space Orcs)

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@NetNarrator
@NetNarrator 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for 20000 subscribers! I will be streaming in about 30min (approx) on Twitch. I'll be playing Magic the Gathering Arena, and either Stellaris and/or Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl. I'll also be doing a bit of an FAQ so come along and say hi and hopefully enjoy! Channel: www.twitch.tv/spartawolf
@deefdragon
@deefdragon 2 жыл бұрын
any chance you can upload a vod of the FAQ/QA?
@NetNarrator
@NetNarrator 2 жыл бұрын
@@deefdragon I'll probably stick it on a 2nd channel once I finish work, though if there's anything that wasn't answered you can send me a DM on discord!
@deefdragon
@deefdragon 2 жыл бұрын
@@NetNarrator TIL you have a second channel...
@NetNarrator
@NetNarrator 2 жыл бұрын
@@deefdragon Not on YT yet, I'll set up and announce it soon. In the mean time the videos should be available on twitch
@corinthiansdaniels3728
@corinthiansdaniels3728 2 жыл бұрын
What is the background music in this?
@TheLastGarou
@TheLastGarou 2 жыл бұрын
"I was born without claws, without fangs, without scales. So I forged them in Fire, and crafted them from Steel." - The Smith
@kalskirata42
@kalskirata42 2 жыл бұрын
"Hold my mead, I'm about to uplift these poor bastards"
@TheLastGarou
@TheLastGarou 2 жыл бұрын
"Accidentally. As a side effect of what I was *actually* doing."
@samuelcrow4701
@samuelcrow4701 2 жыл бұрын
THIS is the kind of shit I want to see in post-singularity humanity. No organized society, no politics, only vibes.
@taitano12
@taitano12 2 жыл бұрын
As an aspiring Blacksmith, this one resonates like an anvil's ring.
@robinn57
@robinn57 2 жыл бұрын
Yo man, being blacksmith is really cool especially nowadays
@silentyoutuber8783
@silentyoutuber8783 2 жыл бұрын
yo maybe you'll enjoy this "The hammer and the anvil song"
@Case2_0
@Case2_0 Жыл бұрын
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
@chrisb9143
@chrisb9143 2 жыл бұрын
"I may have overdone it... but it was really cool !"
@singletona082
@singletona082 2 жыл бұрын
Humanity in a nutshell.
@riderstrano783
@riderstrano783 2 жыл бұрын
Humans know how to make music from machinery, and turn metal and and mechanism into art. If anyone here wants to have as close as an experience as you can get to this story I would HIGHLY recommend visiting a steam railroad
@thesadumbreon
@thesadumbreon 2 жыл бұрын
we turn everything we can into art cause we love art
@jesseamaya4413
@jesseamaya4413 2 жыл бұрын
Or just about any old pice of machinery. The old engines have a sound and beat to them thar has to heard to be believed. Look up a ruston 9h for example....
@nickpossum3607
@nickpossum3607 2 жыл бұрын
"I am a Dwarf and I'm Forging a Hole, Ringy Dingy Hole, Ringy Dingy Hole, I am a Dwarf and I'm Forging a Hole!"
@super8ben
@super8ben 2 жыл бұрын
“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”
@charliedulol
@charliedulol 2 жыл бұрын
_proceeds to overdose_
@GentlemanBystander
@GentlemanBystander 2 жыл бұрын
"You are required by law to accept the Bill of Rights" The counter-intuitiveness of this statement is just mind boggling.
@richardhaegeler6858
@richardhaegeler6858 2 жыл бұрын
interesting. would mean you can not under threat of punishment. accept to be slave or let your rights get taken away. if you let your rights get taken away .. you comit a crime. interesting.
@GentlemanBystander
@GentlemanBystander 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardhaegeler6858 "We will tell you what you have to accept and believe, you don't have a choice in this, we are telling you what your rights are and how you're supposed to think of them", which flies, entirely, in the face of what the Bill of Rights was meant to be.
@richardhaegeler6858
@richardhaegeler6858 2 жыл бұрын
laws are should be mostly what everyone agrees you are not allowed to. its not that yu have the right to not murder. you you are forbidden form 'taking a life' you have no right to say what you want everyone else is forbidden from stopping you from saying what you want. ect.
@someguy6968
@someguy6968 2 жыл бұрын
I think some people are confused. It's not that they were given rights, it's that they recognized these rights. If I'm alone on an island I have the right to do whatever I want. Drugs, murder, burning down the trees, I have the right to do anything. When more people arrive more rights are not granted but repressed. Many for good reason. It's why cities have different laws than rural areas. More people less rights. Less people more rights. It's not that these rights are given, your born with the right to do whatever you want until people come together and decide what rights should be repressed and what rights shouldn't be. Hopefully that clears it up for some people that were told rights come from the government and not from nature.
@citizen_grub4171
@citizen_grub4171 2 жыл бұрын
@@someguy6968 ...Murder is never a right, under any circumstance. The fact that you are physically capable of a thing does not mean you have a right to do it.
@empty_thesaurus
@empty_thesaurus 2 жыл бұрын
Killian bouta drop a movable dual-sided explosion-delivered gateway
@doggo6517
@doggo6517 2 жыл бұрын
Art.. is an explosion!
@petre1758
@petre1758 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, hear me out, a Dyson sphere, but around a black hole instead of a star. And obviously you can move it wherever you want whenever you want. - Killian to his spirit V, probably.
@Sharkakaka
@Sharkakaka 2 жыл бұрын
The humans just follow one rule: the rule of cool.
@milohobo9186
@milohobo9186 2 жыл бұрын
I have been a blacksmith apprentice and yes, this is beautifully accurate.
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 2 жыл бұрын
THAT was a Freaking Awesome story! Dude! Between the emotion put forth by the narrator, and the sheer power of the writer.... It has me almost speechless. I actually somewhat comprehend the author's drive to create. I used to forge things by hand and this story has reignited my desire to make the fires burn and the anvil ring! Creating TRUE heavy metal music!
@MrJay_White
@MrJay_White 2 жыл бұрын
so, in this universe, ftl is driven by heavy metal? the glory hammer is strong with this universe.
@paulhuston9991
@paulhuston9991 2 жыл бұрын
Just got to want it enough and make it happen lol. Any tech high enough may as well be magic if you don't comprehend it.
@willparry530
@willparry530 2 жыл бұрын
That was amazing--humanity's love of creation, of making things cool AND functional, and of music...yes, this encapsulates the best aspects of our species!
@20XareX01
@20XareX01 2 жыл бұрын
this story certainly made an affect on me. The background music and choice of voice is brilliant. thx for the naraion
@Pink_Invader
@Pink_Invader 2 жыл бұрын
The creation of a bardsmith is always impressive
@Monster_Ink
@Monster_Ink 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I love this tale! I could hear a chorus of Dwarven stile songs in the back of my mind XD for the algorithm!
@brendamayfuller8803
@brendamayfuller8803 2 жыл бұрын
Try this then, You will enjoy it I think. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtNpaaai2pqtnKc.html
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 2 жыл бұрын
@@brendamayfuller8803 not a joke THAT IS TOTALLY WICKED! Yes to both this video and the song you linked. Thanks mate.
@TheQuyman
@TheQuyman 2 жыл бұрын
Okay who else nearly spit out their drink when they heard him say "COG"?
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Narrator Bless the Author
@Salt_discriminater
@Salt_discriminater 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not entirely sure what that was, but I like it
@nickfulton8173
@nickfulton8173 2 жыл бұрын
Sci fi space bards
@gustavodasilvaprobst890
@gustavodasilvaprobst890 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickfulton8173 *sci-fi space blacksmith bards
@rantonironmind
@rantonironmind Жыл бұрын
For your reading enjoyment, technology so advanced and esoteric that it circles back around to being magic.
@aprilpatel6741
@aprilpatel6741 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear a second half to that wow
@daltonsharp6254
@daltonsharp6254 2 жыл бұрын
Hello smithy!
@loqkLoqkson
@loqkLoqkson 6 ай бұрын
A story and reading no current AI could match. If there was an AI involved in the process of writing or reading this, I would be shocked and subscribe to it immediately. There is a flood of AI stories that read like movie plot breakdowns and AI readings that can't get sentence cadence right, let alone emotional impact. This is now one of my favourite youtube channels
@ironwolfF1
@ironwolfF1 Жыл бұрын
There are elements of this story well worth weaving into the mythos of a fantasy world involving the arts of the Makers.
@whatsagoodusername823
@whatsagoodusername823 2 жыл бұрын
איינער פֿאַר די אַלגערידאַם
@Resomius
@Resomius 2 жыл бұрын
This was very unique. I absolutely loved it!
@AustralianGrizzly
@AustralianGrizzly 2 жыл бұрын
"We All Lift Together" (Warframe song) is an example of the 'Songs of the Forge', there is others that I can't think of right now. But damn. The beats of a Smith can easily become a song.
@satibel
@satibel Жыл бұрын
yeah that was my thought too, I can't find another one that uses hammers for the rhythm though.
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 Жыл бұрын
I love that song
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын
Wooohooo! Yet another up to 11 story!)
@ka0skontrol504
@ka0skontrol504 Жыл бұрын
When he called it "bullshitium", I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
@Preaplanes
@Preaplanes 2 жыл бұрын
I have a habit of correcting narrators' pronunciations out loud to myself as I listen and game/drive. 4:50 "Rogue!" *checks video* Oh, it actually IS rouge. The author did the dumb this time. Carry on! XD
@TheMonk72
@TheMonk72 Жыл бұрын
Not a mistake. He means to convey that it was a red rock, although in English that has a connotation of pink rather than red.
@surbris
@surbris 2 жыл бұрын
this was a good one more from this world please
@surbris
@surbris 2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of "the crystal singer " by ann macafery wow
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 2 жыл бұрын
@@surbris that was a good trilogy by her. I do prefer "The Dragonriders of Pern" series. Ps. Her last name is McCaffrey, though you do sometimes find her in the MaC. place in the library.
@orlandobritt1460
@orlandobritt1460 Жыл бұрын
Dwarf: This is almost too beautiful
@bjordan6694
@bjordan6694 Жыл бұрын
Might be one of my favorites so far
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same when I craft
@rasehorn
@rasehorn 7 ай бұрын
Why I heard Heilungs -Kriegsgaldar in my head the whole time
@jesseamaya4413
@jesseamaya4413 Жыл бұрын
Messed up thing? This makes sense to me. I also just started playing the hurdy gurdy.
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@empty_thesaurus
@empty_thesaurus 2 жыл бұрын
Love this
@BeeKisses
@BeeKisses 2 жыл бұрын
Got real Wernstrum/Farnsworth vibes from the end of this
@hollyferay8131
@hollyferay8131 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful story💗
@McSenkel
@McSenkel 2 жыл бұрын
If gods were living on Midgard instead of Asgard.
@eldnsay
@eldnsay 2 жыл бұрын
Wow I really liked this story
@brianlips8346
@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the story 🙂☺️🙂
@adorablecockroach5131
@adorablecockroach5131 Жыл бұрын
Rock and stone!
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 Жыл бұрын
Wait, did we become Technomages from Babylon 5 blended with the Ancients from Stargate?
@The_Viscount
@The_Viscount Жыл бұрын
Anyone else imagine the music was diggy diggy hole?
@13thBear
@13thBear 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, I’ll admit...I’m baffled by what that all meant. Mystical forging on a planetary scale? Idk.
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 2 жыл бұрын
Shaping reality bending quantum mechanics and fixing them in physical reality requires a personal touch. Essentially he forged a Stargate by hand while being guided in details only by ear. What was required for him to do it literally sent sympathetic psionic shockwaves throughout the planet that activated latent abilities in the population.
@cameronroder6655
@cameronroder6655 2 жыл бұрын
need more of this
@langelagrenouille
@langelagrenouille 2 жыл бұрын
MOAR!!!!
@Caine_42
@Caine_42 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of clockwork planet
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@gregewing3916
@gregewing3916 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@ouberfox5898
@ouberfox5898 2 жыл бұрын
Bullshitum XD send help i can't breathe
@poplarboy7129
@poplarboy7129 Жыл бұрын
I'm just one guy who is admittedly hearing impaired, but the background music and sound effects make it much more difficult for me personally to hear the spoken part of the audiobook
@polasamierwahsh421
@polasamierwahsh421 2 жыл бұрын
Niiice
@gozt321
@gozt321 2 жыл бұрын
3rd?
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 2 жыл бұрын
Why does it have a translated button under your post, or is my phone being wierd again?
@sendfeetpics1301
@sendfeetpics1301 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 youtube being dumb thinking this comment isnt english
@gw2macken757
@gw2macken757 2 жыл бұрын
20K th hehehe
@Namel909
@Namel909 2 жыл бұрын
first :3
@jimmycoyote74
@jimmycoyote74 Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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