I'm always surprised when humans get represented as "quantity over quality". Then I remember that our birthrate only sank when we automated things, in order to pay less workers.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only INDUSTRY

Sigh! A bit of ancient lore,for all our xeno friends out there, just so you know what you're dealing with. One day countless Galactic cycles ago, a human picked up a rock and threw it to another human. The multiverse held its breath. It hasn't released it since.

NOT THE NAVY

*Sees navy* I'll kill the king myself to ensure we become your vassel.

Ah yes The military industrial complex at it's finest

stellaris AI empire ''we will not surender ouer independence to such weaklings!'' player shipyards has got enough drydocks added to be considered fleet yards... and is put into full production as defence stations been maxed at all critical points.. aka , omnious shadows starts black out local stars ^^ '' we fear we cannot survive on ouer own in such a hostile galaxy , if the kingdom of fblerph becomes your subjects will you defend uss ? '' XD

Humans the "average but overkill in everything" species

I guess the "Ambassador" thought that he was just joking when he said that they'll be their vassals and that's why he was like "oh, we haven't even reached the good part!"

Great story , thanks for narrating .

UNLEASH THE NAVY

- Sir , 4 unknown ftl signatures on scaners. It looks like they are Terran origin but im not sure, its first time i see something like that - Terrans ? Seems like they actually send some aid. Class ? - Class 1... Are they frigate size ? Why only 4 frigates? We are in war with the most fearsome enemy! - Now now, Terrans are new to the galaxy , they are probably dont even have anything bigger. Put them on screen when they disengage ftl. - Yes, sir. --- - Terrans , i am General Rakh of Great Niru Empire. While we accepting your help , dont engage enemy and proceed with medical assistence. - Peleasure to meet you , General. But we are here not to fight. We are logistics officers. - ...What you mean? - J...just wait a few minutes. Its not cost effective to ftl whole armada, so we are send forward to establish jumpgate on site. You can discuss everything with the real commander when capital ship enters. --- - Sir, Terran ships form some kind of formation. Energy surge detected and its...massive. - Lets see what they do, but prepare our shields anyway , their ships looks like garbage bins, god knows what they up to. --- Forming a wide circle with huge space between ships , Terrans activate the jumpgate sequence and form some kind of purple portal. After stabilization, capital ship , almost scratching logi ships enters the scene , followed by thousands of other ships all forms and sizes. On the side of capital ship there are Terran flag and name "TIS (Terran Imperial Ship) Invictus" --- - Greetings , General Rakh. Captaing of TIS Invictus speaking , we are here to help. - ....Bruh.

Thank you for the reading

great as always

I thought the stars were crumbs on my screen….. I need to sleep

Lol yes wait till last to speak of the Gavy..

Again, Chuckles.😊

imperial guard vibes , blast them from a distance and if that doens't work they will eventually drown in our blood

You had me until the end. A good ambassador would not give up so quickly, unless it was just joking.

a land fortress seems so stupid in a space war unless it has artillery able to bombard the entire world and surrounding space its pointless

There is no such thing as overkill. There is only victory or defeat.

Is it me being dejavu or i had heard this before w

I like when you use this noisy annoying tone : )

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I see the U$ military industrial complex hasn't stop increasing its output.