BEST JOKE OF THE DAY !!!. So a politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates ...

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LAUGHTER EXTENDS LIFE.
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Timestamps:
00:00 Joke 1
05:00 Joke 2
12:01 Advertising
12:11 The end
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@lesleygreen273 3 ай бұрын

Love the politician joke - so true.

@JOBJOKES 3 ай бұрын

thank you

@davidhorn6008 2 ай бұрын

It was a crap joke - not a joke a shaggy dog story!!!

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

I knew that you would like my jokes😁😁😁

@ivoradic7786 11 күн бұрын

What happened to the politician's wife Melania in the first joke?

@20121961 2 ай бұрын

Ah!!!! I really got into that too! That's 12 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 🙂

@dianescardace3687 2 ай бұрын

Well, I suppose that was Hell for you.

@horaceball5418 2 ай бұрын

Will you spend eternity with God or perish in hell (people do NOT burn forever, just read John 3:16 they pay for their sins and perish. God is not a monster who burns people eternally.@@dianescardace3687

@havatselet Ай бұрын

Read your comment and listened to the whole thing anyway. D'oh! Serves me right!🙄😣

@gerryboudreaultboudreault2608 Ай бұрын

A guy visits a cannibal restaurant. On the menu: Lost tourists, $10. Missionaries, $15. Politicians, $25. He asks the cook "Why so much for a politician dinner?" The cook says "You ever tried to Clean one of those things?"

@TalkingGIJoe 3 ай бұрын

You know it is a joke because no politician is ever gonna get to stand in front of those gates... straight to hell... do not pass go... do not collect $200.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

yes. it is funny

@NUTFLICKS 2 ай бұрын

LMAO

@annep.1905 2 ай бұрын

Well, um, King David went to Heaven. So did several of his descendants.

@ChapmanGriffith 2 ай бұрын

LOL

@user-dx6jo1cm9c 2 ай бұрын

or in Bidens case 200 million....

@KarinHelga-zb6rn 28 күн бұрын

I agree its too long for a joke!!

@KyotoMelody Ай бұрын

Haha! “Yesterday, we were campaigning, but today you voted!”

@kristianklitgaard5298 3 ай бұрын

Vintgae jokes - slightly prehsitoric, yet still top class! 💥

@michaelhenter2856 2 ай бұрын

I know another one. A bus driver and a priest die. At the pearly gates Peter looks at the bus driver and says: come in. Then he turns to the priest and says: you go down to hell . The priest, confused, replies: but why? The busdriver was allowed in . Yes, replied Peter, when he drove, everyone prayed, but when you preached, everyone slept.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

very good !!!

@socialmeaslesinpartnership1252 2 ай бұрын

Man dies, goes to Hell. He's sitting in sh*t up to his waist, a lot of others too. Just as he says to them "Well, it's not great but it's nothing like as bad as I thought it would be", a supervising imp with a trident fork arrives ands says "Teabreak over..........Heads down".

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

goood, funny joke

@thulomanchay 3 ай бұрын

Hell of a long way to say "There appears to be no punchline."

@drflash36 2 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@barbarajoyce6424 2 ай бұрын

the punchline The second means there was only 2 lines instead of three. None for the drink or punch

@doemme53 Ай бұрын

weren't those extra long jokes with hardly a punch line once called shaggy dog stories?

@greylady4560 Ай бұрын

Thanks for the comment. Now I don't have to watch it. :)

@doonewatts7155 Ай бұрын

Yes they were@@doemme53

@brianmsahin 2 ай бұрын

Jokes told in a soulless machine voice don't work.

@tambrosia 2 ай бұрын

just think if Robin Williams or Johnny Winters told these jokes, you would be wetting yourself LOL

@brianmsahin 2 ай бұрын

@@tambrosia Yes , it's all about the delivery isn't it!!!👍👍👍👍

@Demun1649 2 ай бұрын

@@tambrosia I'd prefer Nerine Skinner, or Matt Green. They talk "proper".

@doonewatts7155 Ай бұрын

I always turn the sound off it's better that way

@sandradavies7804 Ай бұрын

Turn off the sound and read the captions then.

@christinefarrall9391 2 ай бұрын

Hell is no joke.

@Tascountrygirl 2 ай бұрын

The AI voice is grim. So are the jokes

@doonewatts7155 Ай бұрын

I always turn the sound off it helps

@pkd6369 Ай бұрын

EVEN LOOKS grim especially the mouth

@crazyburkey3677 13 күн бұрын

Amusing story though, even without punch😂 Imagine though, between Heaven and Hell there's 18 rings, 9 each

@lopamudraray4571 Ай бұрын

Loved the politician jokes.

@patpat4317 2 ай бұрын

If that was the best joke of the day I would hate to hear the worst.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

ok thank you

@fahey5719 2 ай бұрын

The second one was worse.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

okey

@Laughing_At_The_Liberals Ай бұрын

We wrote this on bathroom wall...WHY LOOK HERE, THE DIRTY JOKE IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE

@JOBJOKES Ай бұрын

very interesting, but I don't understand🤣🤣🤣

@wesg3084 2 ай бұрын

It's amazing what people find humorous.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

okey 😆😆😆 subscribe to the channel

@kevinfarrell523 2 ай бұрын

Life is too funny to be a joke.

@pamelaschutz1248 2 ай бұрын

Exactly!

@mtracy244 2 ай бұрын

Joke 1 is good. I'll come back for joke 2 some other time, Tks.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

ok, just don't forget

@drazzle6267 Ай бұрын

Don't underestimate. I know of a seasoned politician who could negotiate with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates.

@barbarawinterbourne3736 2 ай бұрын

Best joke I've heard in a long time very apt.

@Tam-20113 2 ай бұрын

These aren't jokes. They're stories.

@ankhpom9296 2 ай бұрын

Death is like being under anesthesia.

@williamschuhmacher3468 2 ай бұрын

much too long for a joke.

@johannebaker9730 2 ай бұрын

These used to be called shaggy dog stories… my old Dad could keep one going for days! 😂😂😂😂

@leahsinger145 2 ай бұрын

TRUE! It's insufferable.

@beritbranch2436 2 ай бұрын

ditto

@thethinkingman- 2 ай бұрын

when there babies die do they get 72 vigin? it makes you wonder!

@brianbanks703 2 ай бұрын

@@beritbranch2436 double ditto

@mjrchapin Ай бұрын

These are indeed excellent jokes!

@shirleymckamey2426 2 ай бұрын

That's time I'll never get back again🙄

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

yes, you are a kind person

@sharonbielski2792 2 ай бұрын

That was a great joke, so true

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

yes, thank you

@AMS7200 2 ай бұрын

Heard it before. And so true.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

okey 😆😁😅

@stevemartin7464 Ай бұрын

Damn the first joke is 100% accurate!

@JOBJOKES Ай бұрын

I am very pleased thank you

@drjanines3301 Ай бұрын

It is!!

@2012TheAndromeda 2 ай бұрын

Lol! I had a feeling thats what was going on!

@adoramase 2 ай бұрын

JOKE 1 about the politician was long but worth watching. The language was superb - creative, with no errors. Was it written by GPT?

@thirsupitishanti9107 Ай бұрын

Thanks from thailand

@JOBJOKES Ай бұрын

yes. thank you

@DonaldHTyers Ай бұрын

Hell is NO Joke and neither is the anger that God will have by mocking Him.

@talastra Ай бұрын

It's amazing what people find humorous.

@arrahatt 20 күн бұрын

The joke is an essay !!!!

@winsurfer123 3 ай бұрын

Long winded effort but funny. No punch line. ha

@JOBJOKES 3 ай бұрын

thank you for comment

@colleenclements5715 2 ай бұрын

@michaelaustin334 2 ай бұрын

Thought first one was beyond funny made me roll a bit long winded but sooo true yesterday w were campaigning you voted...so true..promise heaven get hell always choose heaven devil great deceiver

@Troybeallad 2 ай бұрын

Dreadful- we were conned!!!

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

this is not true, I will sue you for libel and win 1 million dollars😁😁😁

@patriciaknight1332 Ай бұрын

So Funny

@user-tz3jk3qz8r 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 good one

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

thank you

@degaleriespierenburg4539 Ай бұрын

Hell must be full of these jokes🥱

@JOBJOKES 29 күн бұрын

yes, That's for sure

@susanwahl6322 2 ай бұрын

I liked the first one.

@michaelbrandt5416 2 ай бұрын

The politician hell joke is quite old...heard it in various versions. The second joke is new to me. Was quite funny.

@artlewellan2294 2 ай бұрын

Joke time: Hey. Ya heard what scientists are now saying? They're saying "The longer for one reason or another, we stare at our smart phones, the greater the danger of becoming a zombie." Tell that joke and either get a laugh or not. If you get a laugh, say "I'm so glad you laughted because if you didn't, it might for you be too late."

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 14 күн бұрын

"More funny jokes?" Please spare me.

@satanofficial3902 2 ай бұрын

"A major discovery was recently made with far-ranging implications for black holes being a potential cause of saddlesoap agglutinates during the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum. This is a game changer for giant balloon jungle snakes. But don't jump to conclusions. Others might pick their nose but I was born with mine. Properly used, a gravitational indicator will indicate that gravity is gravitational. I didn't get it at first. It just seemed like yet another instance about unlimited salad and breadsticks. But it was a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for mantle plumes and flood basalts and convex polyhedrons. That is the raw truth of it because halloween pumpkin spice lattes with oatmilk are void where prohibited. Today is a good day to tie-dye a singularity when you know the reason why. Would you like to know more?" ---Albert Einstein

@jameshavard3182 2 ай бұрын

I'm starting to consider KZfaq as the fourth ring. (rewritten with AI)

@arabellacox 2 ай бұрын

Fell asleep!

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

thank you

@voraciousreader3341 2 ай бұрын

By the end of the second “joke” I couldn’t remember the first.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

yes sir, you are a kind person

@jeffsahs9994 2 ай бұрын

5.08 minutes of my life wasted in the first joke.I do realize I was in joke hell.

@jimnicholson4509 2 ай бұрын

This man could put naughty children to sleep in just one story.

@RaquelPerez-pr6fn Ай бұрын

👌👍😹😹😹👏👏👏👏

@user-gj5gb7fd6n 2 ай бұрын

Second joke, God listening to it was like being in the Fourth Ring.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

okey

@gapfenix Ай бұрын

toooooo looooonnng...

@TrumpPersonalStaff 3 ай бұрын

Congressional Office of Robot Attacking.

@haroldzarr4213 2 ай бұрын

Hell is no joke, and eternity has no end. Don't be a fool in his/her folly! God does not send anybody to hell WE choose heaven or hell while we are still on this earth.. John 3:16-21

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

Amen !!!!!!

@JJNow-gg9so 2 ай бұрын

A Bible thumper... GOD LOVE YOU.

@karitahannikainen4734 Ай бұрын

Don't be so serious!! And how do you know what is and where?? Experienced!!?? 😂

@JOBJOKES Ай бұрын

yes, good answer

@corneliogarcia6812 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-ds5ce2bu9j 6 күн бұрын

Don’t except him as he’s a liar and a thief period

@gin394ify 2 ай бұрын

80 days around the world to get the the joke 😩

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

I didn't understand😁🤣😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@tessietesoro7407 Ай бұрын

It only shows how politicians do their jobs in real life= after election - broken campaign promises, over-spending of taxpayers' money, etc 😂😂😂

@JOBJOKES Ай бұрын

yes this is true in many countries

@user-to7ly6zz6k Ай бұрын

Sounds like the last 8yrs in Canada

@Paul-H-Wolfram6608 Ай бұрын

Almost fall asleep 😴 while watching and listening for the joke story to end, the darn story is too long.

@annaagolli4140 2 ай бұрын

People who have NDE and have seen hell can't joke about it..

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

thank you, I didn't understand

@hestergreen2031 2 ай бұрын

Oh well

@davidhorn6008 2 ай бұрын

4.40 - is a soddering iron similar to a soldering iron or is it only in hell?

@johnbastille5483 2 ай бұрын

Yes, they sucked me into that second joke....the one with the great punchline.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

thank yuuuoo

@jimprior5700 26 күн бұрын

That was a long long joke for a short laugh

@AlanBoddy-fl2qp 2 ай бұрын

Sorry..too long ..lost interest 😱😡

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

@user-rz5qb1co4q 2 ай бұрын

Me too. I didn't finish it

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

Thank you, subscribe to the channel😅😅

@AlanBoddy-fl2qp Ай бұрын

@@JOBJOKESone liners -boom.boom Please 🙏🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@peaceful3250 Ай бұрын

You missed a really good punchline.

@itdly 3 ай бұрын

Good (but 2 long) joke

@JOBJOKES 3 ай бұрын

thank you, sir

@livingwaters1018 21 күн бұрын

Hell is listening to this joke

@conniewojahn6445 2 ай бұрын

Given a choice between a luxurious hotel and surroundings and spending time with God, I'd quickly choose God. No amount of anything will ever draw me from an eternity with God. The Son of God, Jesus Christ, died for the forgiveness of my sin, and meeting Him and the Father is my heart's desire. May you also find peace.

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

thank you

@iaincphotography6051 Ай бұрын

AI telling jokes.

@rogersiples3335 3 ай бұрын

I can see he isn't standing but on his knees begging for forgiveness. Sorry, you're a day late and a dollar short (put in terms he can understand).

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

goood 😁😁

@BruceAlarie 2 ай бұрын

too long winded and not terribly funny

@olwill1 2 ай бұрын

So I sat patiently and politely through the last one and didn't get a punch line. 😞

@frederiquecouture3924 2 ай бұрын

FIN.

@amazinggrace007au 2 ай бұрын

Lol nah look at context fast forward to end. Punch line..

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

thank you

@TheDavidlloydjones 2 ай бұрын

Save your time: skip to 11:55,

@Canada10905w Ай бұрын

Could have been half as long

@markgendala5689 2 ай бұрын

Yeah... but needed a big edit.

@georgeschlaline6057 2 ай бұрын

$500 in Hell

@olddog103 2 ай бұрын

IM DONE, TOO MUCH WINDY

@elenacaddell3639 Ай бұрын

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@JOBJOKES Ай бұрын

👍👍👍

@malcolmdale9607 Ай бұрын

These robot announcers are getting better. This one sounds almost human. UGH.

@juliegale3863 21 күн бұрын

Ai commentary is the joke, it's pronunciation of 'soldering' and other examples.

@alanevery215 2 ай бұрын

Utter cobblers!

@jeri8853 3 ай бұрын

Another bait to listen to AI rattling tale.

@JOBJOKES 3 ай бұрын

thanks for the comment

@cherylsmith7558 2 ай бұрын

You have got to be joking

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

yes I'm kidding 😆😆😆

@kulwant747 2 ай бұрын

Kim did this in real

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

to be honest I didn't understand😁😁😁

@geobus3307 Ай бұрын

I'll never get that 12 minutes back. Not funny!

@dianawalker4055 Ай бұрын

the politician joke I heard before and the second was a was a total waste of time...

@JOBJOKES Ай бұрын

thank you, subscribe to the channel

@lelandarcher4760 Ай бұрын

Is this a joke or a short story?😅

@angeladrosos6222 2 ай бұрын

Funny ...but I beg to differ, Marilyn Monroe wouldn't be in hell. I would bet anything, she, wouldn't. I'm just saying.

@LS-ei7xk 2 ай бұрын

Same for Gandhi.

@allaaslanyan 2 ай бұрын

մեկը չոեչոք,մյուսը' սողալով,վարգելով ԱՍՏԾՈ մոտ է իբր' գնում,ԱՆՈՒՆՈՎ' խաբելով ստամոսը լցնում,մեկն էլ,ի ծնե ԱՍՏՈՆ իր մեջ ունենլով ասող է,ձրի,շնչոլու պես հոշտ,ու' հիմար,չխնդրելու աստիճանի,քանզի' գոհ է մննյից...+**12

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

I did not get anything

@ianmcdiarmid4563 2 ай бұрын

Why start with "so"

@JOBJOKES 2 ай бұрын

i dont know 😁😁😁

@BernardGreenberg Ай бұрын

The "joke" is that you don't know what "joke" means. I gave up after two minutes. Life is too valuable to waste ten minutes on what seems to be bulding up to a one-line joke.