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Best of 2019 | The Church | Joey Diaz

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Too many to fit into one video, but here are some of the best and funniest moments from 2019...
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

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@FutureMediaNow 4 жыл бұрын

Joey and Lee changed my life. Last March I was in trouble with the law and dealing with a drinking problem. His podcast with Lee about frustration made me rethink things. Now I’m ending the year with a clean record, some experience doing comedy, a job, and most importantly a plan. Man, I wrote this shit 4 months ago. Feels like years. Who would have thought we’d be in a pandemic right now. Really fucked up my plan! But I got a new one. Thanks to everybody who commented nice shit, please everybody keep your heads up. We’ll get through this shit!

@MLHMODZ 4 жыл бұрын

Andrew McFadden are you off the booze though??

@FutureMediaNow 4 жыл бұрын

Johnny yeah I still drink, but not every night like when I was deep in the murky waters

@HarryManback0 4 жыл бұрын

The best choice anyone can make is to be 100% sober.

@MexicanOREOz 4 жыл бұрын

Make sure to make it big so I can remember your name ✊🏼

@brodyharris7631 4 жыл бұрын

Congrats and Keep Pushing cocksucka. Much Bless and Happy New Year

@ryanouellette2082 2 жыл бұрын

I love when Joey works himself up and goes from a story telling whisper to a full blown howl

@johnvollat 4 жыл бұрын

There's a decent probability this will be the best 93 minutes of my year.

@vivekrao13 4 жыл бұрын

@Jonata i mean 93 minutes of anything is too much

@B00nater 4 жыл бұрын

Vivek Rao real virgin statement.

@abshirahmed99 4 жыл бұрын

Sex is overrated

@michaelelsner274 3 жыл бұрын

@@B00nater spoken like a true virgin

@ricardobjj24 4 жыл бұрын

We need more people like Joey Diaz. Pound for Pound The funniest man in the world.

@jagiyapyeng7592 4 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Masvidal yesss but you got a typo 😬

@Sneak248 4 жыл бұрын

Theo Von close

@user-os2io9yj4f 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sneak248 nah he's a weirdo

@Juice-tr8xi 4 жыл бұрын

Joey diaz, Theo von and Ron white are my favorites

@mikey420ful 4 жыл бұрын

John W bill burr is my favorite

@adawg6791 2 жыл бұрын

When I’m hungover I come and watch this everytime no one makes me laugh like this man 😂

@Gr33nbayfreak187 3 ай бұрын

Lol I'm hungover too

@David-vn2id 4 жыл бұрын

There is nothing funnier than when Joey mispronounces something. LMFAO

@xrmighty 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao when he called "scoliosis" "nucleosis" lmfao

@crazyjoedavola5430 3 жыл бұрын

Guadalajara square....🤣

@amblyn8254 2 жыл бұрын

Combobulation

@DefenderOfVirginity 2 жыл бұрын

@@amblyn8254 org

@thatfinnishdude9405 2 күн бұрын

"Khalabeeb" "Stiopic"

@elagace03 4 жыл бұрын

"I rip the Beyonce poster down, they go bananas." Death by hyperventilate laughter. 😂😂😂

@wlada5 4 жыл бұрын

When I get home I’m ripping off that Beyoncé poster off the wall... killled it!!!

@jonbeta3031 4 жыл бұрын

"They wanna show you their titties like national geographic" I almost died the first time I heard that

@mflugo9082 4 жыл бұрын

I used this line on some black girls. Shoot it actually works!

@well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 жыл бұрын

Call me uncultured, but can someone explain 😂

@jonbeta3031 4 жыл бұрын

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say the line is implying he has a poster of Beyonce up on the wall at home, but now that he's seen this girl, he's going to pull the poster down cos she's hotter than Beyonce.

@well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 жыл бұрын

@@jonbeta3031 Ohhh okay. Thanks bro, the jokes actually obvious but I didn't know if there was a deeper inside joke or sum lol

@SativaR1983 4 жыл бұрын

The Theo Von episode when they took mushrooms should be The Best of the Year... every year. It's the funniest podcast on the internet period.

@TicTacRS 4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@davidmason2179 3 жыл бұрын

100% the funniest thing on the internet.

@joshochoa4641 Жыл бұрын

Whst episode is that

@yamuthastwat123 Жыл бұрын

Dude idk about that the last time Eric Rocha went on the church was fucking gold too, theos shroom trip and Josh wolfs last episode are all my favorite to come back for a good laugh from start to finish 😂

@brodyharris7631 4 жыл бұрын

Even Lee's laugh has gained weight

@deandjs3272 4 жыл бұрын

BrUh

@ConstantJive 4 жыл бұрын

God damn it I almost choked on my water bravo sir

@Caleb_clement 4 жыл бұрын

Chuckles in squeal*

@paulkaderli3526 4 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke Lee you are straight up the man we love you

@MasterGuero 4 жыл бұрын

“Jewish lightning” hahahahahaha

@Peppyroni247 4 жыл бұрын

Had to google what that meant!

@rogerferris85 4 жыл бұрын

Lee’s laughter is a wonder to behold

@_toyota 4 жыл бұрын

TREMENDOUS

@mehmetdeniz773 3 ай бұрын

😊. The The 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

@children244 4 жыл бұрын

“You make me wanna go back in time and start robbing people” facts😂

@Jojec420 Жыл бұрын

you know thats right 😂

@danielmcgreger 4 жыл бұрын

Joey "I only rob every other day because I Have Control" Diaz

@bayareaomg 4 жыл бұрын

Could I watch a hour and a half of Joey Diaz clips? YES CAHKSUCKA

@MrSkarbek36 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely tremendous... hope everyone smoking up like me to this.

@jimmyrustler8983 4 жыл бұрын

Getting shitfaced after a hard day of work on New years day! 👌

@anirudhanand6005 4 жыл бұрын

Drinking

@KalebMorrow30 3 жыл бұрын

Smoking and just ate some 600mg doweedos

@dylanjohnson8541 4 жыл бұрын

Joey you have taught me more than most people I have known personally in my life. Thanks for all the wisdom and I know that failures teach you that.

@NoFaceChase 4 жыл бұрын

Its crazy cause out of most the characters in the longest yard JOEY DIAZ is one i cant forget

@bluum8827 4 жыл бұрын

You probably didn't recognize him till he got famous 😂

@NoFaceChase 4 жыл бұрын

BluuM8 Nawh I saw the movie then ended up seeing him on the podcast and was like YO WASNT HE IN THE LONGEST YARD

@dannyb20vtec28 4 жыл бұрын

Can of corn and I’ll be fine. Can of corn.

@jlorenzo4355 4 жыл бұрын

BluuM8 famous before longest yard smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

@djstarsign 4 жыл бұрын

Can someone make a compilation of every time Joey says “in 198X...” or every time he crushes a water bottle?

@RussTeeTrombone 4 жыл бұрын

D Escalade : crinkles water bottle : you know me dog : cough :

@binduris1169 4 жыл бұрын

Ooh, it’s TREMENDOUS

@bet 4 жыл бұрын

you know its funny when Uncle Joey goes "gagagagagaga" 11:00

@EbolaSquirrel 4 жыл бұрын

Dear god. An hour of perfection. I know what im falling asleep to.

@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite moment will always be the Susquehanna weed rant. If you haven’t seen it I Highly recommend it lol.

@royeaston6067 4 жыл бұрын

You talking about that old JRE podcast?

@delCorteh 4 жыл бұрын

The cartoon version is UHmazing

@michaeljohnscott7989 4 жыл бұрын

My fav was the bird taken back to cheap hotel who say's were not fucking Joey, well maybe if you guess the colour of my panties! Joes thinks & says Red, she says no Green but close enough! 😉😋😎😂🤣

@Turbogangsterxx 4 жыл бұрын

Imo the THEY DONT DO NUTTIN’ rant is the best, its in a video called joey diaz savage moments. I watch that clip every week and it still makes me laugh

@kevinrodriguez-ju6ij 4 жыл бұрын

THE Black Chicken or “he is changing flavors” 😂😂😂😂

@derekcullin357 4 жыл бұрын

45:13 "colonial damage" ?? Umm,.. do you collateral damage?! Lol 🤣

@chadlayton2503 5 ай бұрын

Man love me some uncle Joey. Listened to the church every day I could. And until the last got little sad man. Recently lost my mom and uncle Joey helping me stay strong and being a SOILDER THRU THIS!!! They was a 6 hr comp of Joey from the church from beginning to the end wish I could find that video again but this is great!! Thank you. Cocksucka

@khrissyboy69 2 жыл бұрын

When I get home I’m rippin that Beyoncé poster down

@j.g5934 Жыл бұрын

Crazy how Joey is right Tri-Cites is basically in the middle of nowhere and spokane is the closest big city

@PonySlaystati0n 4 жыл бұрын

Joey is so naturally funny is insane.

@a.patrie704 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing would make me happier than smoking a numba and eating Chinese food with Uncle Joey

@loudini2695 4 жыл бұрын

Of course Joey is the one that would buy ice cream at the mall with a stolen credit card 😂

@ylianam.8564 4 жыл бұрын

2020 Joey Diaz is what we all need 🤘🏻🌎

@aaron4ism 4 жыл бұрын

That "blue collar guys" line is underrated 😂

@Keystothetonka 4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous.... simply tremendous bless up big respect. Love ya uncle Joey and Lee psyatico & church family

@Deezydagr8 4 жыл бұрын

Bert looks like Lee big brother 😂😂

@KingConsoleJordan 4 жыл бұрын

Friday night we swapped a little spit 😂😂😂 Joey Diaz -2020

@coreygrubb4676 4 жыл бұрын

I love how burt cracks up when joey says we swapped a little spit 🤣🤣

@dranor5705 4 жыл бұрын

I'm really looking to kick 2020's ass alongside Joey, let's get it stoners!

@cain2kill 4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous edit!

@dannymadrid1822 3 ай бұрын

Tio Joey, light a candle, give a kiss to the spirits and move on . Tip top magoo❤

@saltygrandpajoe6375 4 жыл бұрын

We collected receipts at the door and just carry merch to customer service, never leave the store.The time I filled two rolling trash bins with power tools and rolled them to out , payed for the cans , and the guy helped me roll them too the car was monumental. 🙃

@MEXICANxGRIZZLY 2 жыл бұрын

“I got a couple twits” (Joey Diaz meaning tweets) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@crazyjoedavola5430 4 жыл бұрын

Kate: Starts talking... Me: Close

@timstarmer5242 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@crazyjoedavola5430 4 жыл бұрын

@@timstarmer5242 - It's just brutal

@AntonBProud 4 жыл бұрын

GOD BLESS THE CHURCH!

@GK-qc5ry 2 жыл бұрын

The church was great. So sad it ended.

@bunkerbill 3 жыл бұрын

The plane stories are amazing.

@jerzmade5392 3 ай бұрын

I’m tearing down the Beyoncé poster lmao

@MakeFreedomGreatAgain 4 жыл бұрын

had my crying at around 25 mins where he recounts his fake name arrest ;D

@dhru325 4 жыл бұрын

I love Joey but you can’t tell him a secret or it might show up in the podcast.

@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 4 жыл бұрын

Unless you told him not to tell anybody. Joey's the kind of dude to hold that shit to death if that's what you want.

@neilpatrickhairless 4 жыл бұрын

Technically both of you are correct. You better tell him or that shit is going on a podcast 😂

@AdrenalineVideos1337 4 жыл бұрын

Joey found a higher gear this year. Can't wait for 2020!

@Zuwg 4 жыл бұрын

Here’s to 2020 church family

@will-fx7yq 4 жыл бұрын

he’ll never forget

@grosebud4554 4 жыл бұрын

Damn.. that was heavy "evertime someone I know dies, I bring the last 15 people that died into it"

@SHARPSESH 4 жыл бұрын

Joey " I always take a ounce" Diaz

@Daniel.Patrick.Walsh88 4 жыл бұрын

LEE your a pure gentleman. Cheers brothers and sisters ☘️

@curtisss 4 жыл бұрын

About to roll myself a fat joint and watch this, happy new year everyone!

@EbolaSquirrel 4 жыл бұрын

30:58 you’re telling me Joe had a supra and he hasn’t told us about that sweet,sweet 2jz?

@benggazi 4 жыл бұрын

Gte

@Mace-1191 4 жыл бұрын

He's spoken about his supra a fair amount to be fair

@fluG4M3 4 жыл бұрын

Stock supras are slow, that's why

@fluG4M3 4 жыл бұрын

@Pufferfish eating a carrot I had a jaguar xjs or whatever it was with a V12 and it was slower than police in a black neighborhood. A stock sports car from 20 years ago is about the same as a modern day hatchback or camery.

@superdupermart1669 4 жыл бұрын

Like a DOCTAH

@jeremyshay1848 4 жыл бұрын

Make sure nobody has to ask you leave. Joey Diaz... I felt that

@Nanossteam 4 жыл бұрын

38:26 Uncle Joey going DEEP!!!

@jamessteiniger1846 4 жыл бұрын

When he spoke about The Drive, I realized that he probably always cases a place but it's cool because he won't do anything. If he did, it's fine. He's famous enough that it would be an honor to be robbed by Joey Karate. Basically, he figured out how to get whatever he wants with no consequences. Beautiful.

@frankcalabrese7074 4 жыл бұрын

As a young man before I went to prison for 21 straight years I was raised by a grandfather that was a made man and I was his Numero Uno. I knew at 5 years old when to walk out of a room. You were right Uncle Joey timing is everything in life. If somebody got to tell you to leave you have overstayed your welcome. Just like opportunities come and go you have to know when The Tide Is Right to take those opportunities and make something out of them. When they want you back they say hey Frankie come here for a minute and then you go back in but you always have to feel for the times to leave. I love you Joey! The realest of the real

@praisethesun69 4 жыл бұрын

i gave him two meluch eyes

@Mamaki69 4 жыл бұрын

Or Maluca that means crazy.

@Mamaki69 4 жыл бұрын

@Jonata being Cuban descendent I think he could be saying both. But you know South America Spanish is a bit different from Spain. Same as US English and UK.

@Mamaki69 4 жыл бұрын

@Jonata E eu Portugues. Tudo bem familia? Como foi o ano novo cheio de garotas?

@Mamaki69 4 жыл бұрын

@Jonata Valeu mano eu tou por Ibiza se deixar a mulher passa aki afogar as magoas 😉

@dreamcatcher6164 4 жыл бұрын

I think he means maloykia. The evil eye in italian..

@TheHippocrocapig 4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

@BackffBtch 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh his joey impressions spot on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍🍻

@boriv6701 4 жыл бұрын

“We swapped spit”

@davidec.4021 4 жыл бұрын

“OOOOOH SHITTTTT”

@ericbelota1849 2 ай бұрын

49:06 same here joey been dealing with a bad case past 9 months but like u said gotta do what u gotta do

@jamesireland9188 4 жыл бұрын

Joey has more stories than mother goose

@CZRXCZR 4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous compilation

@noahrobinson2685 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest story teller of all time

@mazlumdemir3399 4 жыл бұрын

I love you and your family for this video

@ghostes 4 жыл бұрын

Love from Youngstown! Happy New Year, Uncle Joey!

@EuSouPrimoDele 18 күн бұрын

The story about the 2 germans telling him to turn off the phone is so relatable as someone living in Germany atm, germans love following rules and will have the audacity to tell strangers to do things a certain way. Posh atitude

@titodenino 4 жыл бұрын

I needed this👌

@chanceacosta7302 4 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz's voice sounds like cigarette smoke and leather

@blakepratt5573 4 жыл бұрын

Lee getting off to the thought of Joey's balls 1:06:23

@Tom_Van_Zandt 4 жыл бұрын

Up until the late 90's Walmart would take anything back without a receipt and give you straight cash. I bought NHL 94 for the SNES on sale for like $30 at a toy store in the mall...over a year later I took it back to Walmart with the box and everything, they gave me full price for it, $50 + tax. I had a friend who would take console boxes, like the SNES, fill them with something to give them weight and return them to Walmart. They wouldn't even open the box, and they would give you cash back, only asking why you were returning it. I think you had to give them your name and phone number, but you didn't have to verify either one. I gave them a fake name and phone number when I returned NHL 94.

@gdtsgshgafdto1402 3 жыл бұрын

Years old gold and you come up with this? Mook

@armandotorres-iy1cw 4 жыл бұрын

Joey "back in 1983" Diaz

@aaron4ism 4 жыл бұрын

Hey let me tell you something, it was 91 degrees August 2nd in 78'

@bbay3rs 4 жыл бұрын

Joey, you're doing the lord's wok

@Illuminateus 5 ай бұрын

Aye tricities, richland, Pasco, and Kennewick.

@adriannag3674 4 жыл бұрын

Love the church you were busy I was Davey all Hussle love you since basketball when you coming to San Jose CA love buy tickets at the improve

@simonpapik6365 4 жыл бұрын

I love Lee's giggles

@frankcalabrese7074 4 жыл бұрын

Now on another note snitching is appealing to the law against your fellow man no matter what. Take care of your own dirty laundry.

@bryanmejia5047 3 жыл бұрын

Love you joey

@begleytony1977 4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous 🔥🔥🔥

@aliencatcrew3336 4 жыл бұрын

I was smokin joints outside, on the corners walking around blocks in jersey and new york 16 YEARS AGO!!!

@benjamin-papa 4 жыл бұрын

here's to another year, take care of yourselves boys

@qKitts 4 жыл бұрын

1 like if Joey Diaz is a mob boss

@ayox 4 жыл бұрын

GOOD googly moogly

@josebravo7463 4 жыл бұрын

We love you Uncle Joey !

@thatoneguy6165 3 жыл бұрын

I love Uncle Joey

@brodyharris7631 4 жыл бұрын

Play it out till the end like a docta!

@justherefortheviolence 4 жыл бұрын

This is why KZfaq was in invented

@Blitzerino 4 жыл бұрын

Apple Podcast version of this please

@jlujan486 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest man in the world “like a fucking soldier”

@lloydbradly307 4 жыл бұрын

This is gonna be good fam!

@Roman-wd1it 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making this!! Laughs all the way through 🤣🤣

@mkii7116 4 жыл бұрын

Happy new Year✌️🎊🍾

@nikitavolochenko2169 4 жыл бұрын

i cant believe i watched this whole fucken video... love u joey