The Church of What's Happening Now Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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@Chainsnroses5 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz should be a gta character
@swyatt3605 жыл бұрын
He was a character in mafia 3
@eduardomaxwell78175 жыл бұрын
@Ruairi the butcher
@RPDthe3rd5 жыл бұрын
if you look at the cover art for gta 3 there a guy that looks identical to him
@yowiewowie26635 жыл бұрын
Rob T have his own podcast in gta
@Sprite_5255 жыл бұрын
Rob T - he’s already a sopranos character. Maybe it’ll happen
@exogenouss3 жыл бұрын
i swear whenever joey gets deep into telling these stories some residual blow thats been trapped in his sinuses for years starts to activate
@SunJake2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cryptomon862 жыл бұрын
Thats how it goes. Havent done it in 10 yrs but still get a runny nose, fidget thinking about it
@h9peless2 жыл бұрын
@@cryptomon86 it’s how your body and mind are rewired.
@mitchelle53102 жыл бұрын
@@h9peless it’s kinda crazy/sad to see? To see how it’s left that mental impact that still is physical to this day yk? But at least he’s clean from it
@colinbrewer90172 жыл бұрын
Bro it's insane how much he perks up and becomes so fired up and excited youd swear anyone else was powdering they nose
@Sneak2485 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is seriously one of the best story tellers.
@jhova1875 жыл бұрын
xlSneak-_ An American institution
@SunshineStrickland5 жыл бұрын
jhova187 me: “Joey tell that jury duty story again!”
@KiloMafia9 Жыл бұрын
*liars
@KernsCJ11 ай бұрын
Especially if you’ve done coke before 😂😂 shit is facts and hilarious
@Zilla__man2 ай бұрын
Him and Artie Lange
@bzzzzman15 жыл бұрын
its a blessing joey is still alive
@yayatoure34615 жыл бұрын
FREAKING MIRACLE!!!
@reystarr24505 жыл бұрын
It really is
@VCRAGE4 жыл бұрын
Dude's a cartoon character.
@jamieduffy18933 жыл бұрын
Uncle joey don’t understand how many comedowns he comforts me through this guy is the uncle everybody wanted growing up, love from the uk uncle joey 👊❤️
@jesse_themyth2 жыл бұрын
Came here to look for this comment 👍🤙
@andrewadair13362 жыл бұрын
@@jesse_themyth we gonna get thru all the madness dont even trip
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
Damn so true. Comedown sux cause u don't feel good but ur wired asf. Then u remember y u don't do it but once every 10 years.
@samt797 Жыл бұрын
He killed it when he says : After about a year of that … after one line lock the door😂
@A96847 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@emilianoyaboi59114 ай бұрын
*hits line…immediately opens curtain to look out window* 😂😂😂😂
@darrenmac39612 ай бұрын
@@emilianoyaboi5911dawg I’m ripping the blinds down 👀👀👀😂
@dinomesic55515 жыл бұрын
Joey "it was 3 inna morning dawg" Diaz
@VCRAGE3 жыл бұрын
That's when a cokey's fun begins
@ryandrcannabis40823 жыл бұрын
Its 3 inna morning right now
@A_Man_In_His_Van5 жыл бұрын
My heart is pounding just listening.
@Corvelle19913 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@blowandhookers8780 Жыл бұрын
LMAOO I think I get this but I’m not sure
@robertdoyle91804 жыл бұрын
Love the story where he's so high he's hallucinating and flushes the coke. Absolute classic
@francischarlesworth Жыл бұрын
Facts
@sw0re011 ай бұрын
Probably my favorite too always kills me😂
@caseypiper1111 ай бұрын
Man coke is awesome
@alistairwidmer6049 ай бұрын
@@sw0re0 they got a Dog!!!! LOL OMG!!!!! only cockheads can relate..🤣🤣🤣
@emilianoyaboi59114 ай бұрын
@@caseypiper11it’s the shit
@williamthomas52153 жыл бұрын
Honestly nothing makes me happier than listening to Joey and someone he’s close to talk about their lives on and off drugs because they’re both clean now and living a good life with families. All these guys are living proof that no matter how bad it is, there is hope and light at the end of the tunnel.
@ermias2782 Жыл бұрын
He's not clean now. He jusy switched to Xans
@kyoki6620 Жыл бұрын
@@ermias2782 weed is xans ..?
@coryc42 Жыл бұрын
@@ermias2782 joey doesn’t do xanax you stupid as hell
@nando91ct48 Жыл бұрын
I van listen to uncle Joey all day man. Theirs ppl that have good stories but just don’t know how to tell em. Uncle Joe goat
@noahmills2605 Жыл бұрын
B😢j
@richborn67005 жыл бұрын
Shout out to all my coked up commenters roaming down here at 4:45am.
@footballroxx245 жыл бұрын
Coke overrated asf
@metalhead14405 жыл бұрын
Yuhp yuhp
@Thisguy12734 жыл бұрын
💪🏽
@johnanhnguyen4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyy
@miktik86244 жыл бұрын
Michael Anthony 8.46
@synapsesuicide43723 жыл бұрын
Lee ALWAYS sounds so scared when he is asking questions. That just makes it even funnier
@maxcochrane7453 жыл бұрын
He does that with his voice when he’s on the verge of a kush coma
@danielmarrocco84785 жыл бұрын
"Lines that would kill a mule" lmao those were the days!
@christianaguirre72910 ай бұрын
It’s always a blessing to find comfort from Joey Diaz during dark times. Living legend.
@nanhunter872 жыл бұрын
Relate so much to Joey. The last 6 months of my active addiction, or at least the last 6 months before I hit rock bottom, I was doing an 8 ball a day going into work in an office of women and picking up every single lunch break. Driving 30 minutes each way with the dealer whipped into shape from sustained teaching to be where and when we agreed. Staying up for 5 nights then sleeping 18/20 hours on a Friday night while my wife raised out 1yr old. Didn't need drink until the evening when I'd need to blow chunks out of my nose in order to clear the passages, which hurt like a mother fucker. So I'd do two bottles of Jack between 7pm and 7am then get up for work no sleep, gambling all night. Logging onto works bank account and transferring money to gamble with up to 12 times a night. I woke up every day hoping I'd be wiped from existence. No just dead but never lived. Family and friends could live their lives without my influence. I'm 18 months clean and sober. Back with the wife and spend all the time I can with my 3 year old. Working in a job that gives me immense satisfaction and I've taken responsibility for my actions with work, the police, the courts and soon with my regulatory body (chartered accountant). Love Joey's stories as its funny as fuck. But equally love his message (when he gets to it). The man can bring so much good to the world and he has the platform to do it
@jackstrawFW2 жыл бұрын
Eight ball a day?! Wow brother, thank god youre doing good now, thats wild!
@urbro22 жыл бұрын
Dude the company never found out u stole from them? Must me satysfyin :)
@SrSapeca Жыл бұрын
hope you still going strong brother
@caseypiper1111 ай бұрын
Good luck man
@caseypiper1111 ай бұрын
Good luck man
@matthewburns66305 жыл бұрын
All of a sudden he yells " they got a dog!" Lmao
@Isejankhonojanem5 жыл бұрын
You can tell he still misses it
@WallhacksYT5 жыл бұрын
Who wouldent cocaine is a hell of a drug
@anthonyharp76965 жыл бұрын
Not when he remembers why he quit
@MandenTV5 жыл бұрын
Clos Montana who doesn't?
@akazeek5 жыл бұрын
Clos Montana meth is better🔥
@Amatronix9995 жыл бұрын
@@akazeek Game you cant win
@steveanderson78643 жыл бұрын
If you are coked up and watching this, DRINK SOME WATER! MY PSA for the day. Stay safe and enjoy!
@nicholascage91863 жыл бұрын
Cheers bro, lmao been up all night and have only had beer and vodka. Getting a big cup of water after this ciggie.
@Greyalien5872 жыл бұрын
@@javanfinnigan4902 now your probably in debt, fired , missed calls on the phone , and looking for cheap places in another state
@tomkoppelmann83662 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me Brother
@Camaraocompao2 жыл бұрын
Just passin by to thank you for the reminder
@MelleGamers Жыл бұрын
I’m on coke I’m gonna drink Some water, thank you friend
Listening to this on the comedown to help ease the psychosis that will come if I do more or stay up. Very low, love you guys. Don’t do meth or blow unless you have self control and are knowledgeable.
@shawnmarques7117 Жыл бұрын
Landing gear is an absolutely must I cant say it enough
@flowersthewizard9336 Жыл бұрын
Switch to some pure mdma crystal without the booze or take a tab or two of acid. Makes you open up and release all your bad juju. Do it with a close friend and tell them all your issues you've kept under the bus in your brain. Do it alone and your mind will tell you what you're doing wrong and what you need to do to get past it. Stick to bud, blow ruins a lot of lives that it touches
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
@shawnmarques7117 whats landing gear?
@imaginedevin31838 ай бұрын
@@the_hulk392a drug that helps aid a comedown like when I would do adderall I would use Xanax to help me comedown
@TlNQA5 ай бұрын
@@the_hulk392probably benzos
@vinnyrobinson35403 жыл бұрын
Who else having a few key bumps listening to the goat himself😆
@sajidurrahman80183 жыл бұрын
Keep sniffing you're keeping alot of fellas in business
@upgradednigga3 жыл бұрын
@@sajidurrahman8018 shut up
@Prime.Era.3 жыл бұрын
Haha one of those nights
@edgarsoto253310 күн бұрын
Here got a six pack and 8ball after work once a month
@fernperez42182 жыл бұрын
The way Lee says “what are they doing in there?” Is so hilarious and innocent at the same time
@simoneeloise2 жыл бұрын
"I wanna know so bad" killed me🤣
@TalkingThrones5 жыл бұрын
Let me tell ya something, Joe Rogan..
@brandscott30374 жыл бұрын
Bro I support your channel so much more now you listen to the goat 😎
@joeroganofficial54333 жыл бұрын
@@brandscott3037 Ok Nigga
@Yrkr7853 жыл бұрын
@@joeroganofficial5433 tf
@EGGYTROLL12 жыл бұрын
If I ever feel bad about any of my cocaine use, I watch Joey D. Makes me feel so much better.
@FlipNando4032 жыл бұрын
You not the only one brother 😂
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
Right. Once a year or two ain't that bad. I HATE when ur done and just wanna feel normal. I feel so shitty it makes me not wanna do it ever again. Then a year or two goes by and I want it. After the first rail it's all bs after. Never gonna feel that good again. Just chasing the first feeling.
@Kazokaslt9 ай бұрын
lol, used to do the same, Joey would justify my poor choices 😂😂😂
@_Killinit_3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Joey tell these coke stories satisfy me almost as if I'm doing coke.
@Rawyalty2203 жыл бұрын
For real
@sean80515 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm having a shit day, I watch one of Joey's videos then think back to my crazy drug fueled days and it always makes me feel better. So, thanks.
@Corvelle19913 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@LaCokaNostra_ Жыл бұрын
Nothing can or will be as bad as it’s been. Stay straight G
@nando91ct48 Жыл бұрын
Bro I keep peeping thru the window cus I think they stealing my truck lol. Every fkn 10 mins. Foook
@TlNQA5 ай бұрын
@@nando91ct48how u doin now bro
@kipster24725 жыл бұрын
Ordering spoons from room service... LMFAO THAT'S THE BEST!!!!
@user-vh4ge5uj7u11 ай бұрын
I've been doing coke and drinking and listening to uncle Joey the last three days
@brianbarcus58534 жыл бұрын
23:00 Lee says: My neighbors got their windows all papered-up, "What are they doing in there? I wanna know so bad." Joey: "God knows."
@Trenchboynino9 ай бұрын
im 26 now finally got off of coke after 8 years. so glad i don’t go through any of this anymore 🤢
@theBullringLive5 жыл бұрын
10 am crawlin around on the carpet lookin for flakes
@dranor57054 жыл бұрын
because one would break up into an amazing gumming experience omg... I miss it but my body doesn't LOL
@toxicpickle53394 жыл бұрын
420tripping_on_da_cid bfl_shit fuck coke try adderal very similar parachute it crushed up.
@willyc71504 жыл бұрын
The worst
@yoda98623 жыл бұрын
My advice dont walk all over the shop stick to the same path back and forth and you'll find loads if not then it gone
@ryatt9992 Жыл бұрын
Carpet surfing is when you at your lowest 😂
@sarcofaygo62184 жыл бұрын
00:01 Intro 03:38 Joey Loses The Football Bet To Mr. McGrath 08:44 Felipe Esparza Went Crazy And Paid Joey $200 To Hang Out With Him For An Hour 18:12 Mr. Mackey - Drugs Are Bad South Park Clip 18:27 Tweaking 27:24 El Conchalito With Tom Segura
@josephmachado79394 жыл бұрын
Definitely relate to that. "Doing coke at 16 and listen to music think about my mother and cry all night"
@Milo-piano Жыл бұрын
🙏🏻
@baqalfaham66215 жыл бұрын
Joey “I slammed 10 grams in the backseat of a cab in the summer of 86” diaz
@YamomzBB34 жыл бұрын
Baq Alfaham *Summa my friend lol
@domnoya41303 жыл бұрын
That would kill an elephant.
@jazminrodriguez85362 жыл бұрын
@@domnoya4130 omg 😂😂
@davidj78913 жыл бұрын
i started using coke when i was 16. seeing joey recover and still kicking today inspired me to get clean
@leocarreo5 жыл бұрын
The dog ending up being a fire hydrant had me rolling!
@TipsyCrowShow Жыл бұрын
I miss doing coke with the boys. Happy it’s no longer in my life, but man I miss the feeling. The shit when your whole face goes numb off a key bump, and you can’t feel the two packs of cigarettes you smoke in 14 hours. 😂
@_.13_ Жыл бұрын
Back when it was pure
@zeej809 ай бұрын
Dammit- do I know,& remember those days. I was into ecstasy in the early 2000s,& would smoke a pack & a half of Newports in an evening-I’d have heartburn for days! Don’t regret it for a minute!
@Yidzlfm8.4 жыл бұрын
watching this on coke now i feel what he’s saying so bad it’s unreal!!! Love ya joey!!
@shawnmarques7117 Жыл бұрын
Am doing the same right now i love listening to joeys stories while on blow
@dan12con Жыл бұрын
Hydrate bro!!
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
Same. I only do it once every 2 years or so. Not a stim person, more of a downer. Plus, my guy lives 3k miles away, so no temptation or ability to go get more. I hate that I did it cause I know what's gonna feel like tomorrow.
@joeymonster5 жыл бұрын
Play at 1.5 speed and witness uncle Joey locked in a battchroom back in nineteeeeen... 87.
@yungfilet61295 жыл бұрын
wtf speeding this makes the experience of hearing his stories so much crazier
@riffraff18805 жыл бұрын
Can’t hear shit @ 1.5
@konrad7572 Жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@spuddyfitness4 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz has become a comfort thing to listen to
@CarterH199822 күн бұрын
Facts, ive been listening to him my whole life
@twogodsword5 жыл бұрын
Honestly what makes Joey so great not only is you so dam funny but, you doesn’t preach about quitting stuff or not do coke but he’s just telling his story, he’s the one that doesn’t tell you what to do. But he tells tells you what he did and what he went through. So you can make your own informed decisions. Uncle Joey you truly a one of a kind and thank you for your storytelling about your struggles, it has helped me so much
@DuBstEPgAMer10005 жыл бұрын
Did a g on Christmas for the first time sober, no alcohol, no weed nothing. Me and my buddy plan it, so I didn't drink all day nor smoke to celebrate a white only Christmas. We get the package a g each, go to my others friends house, and break down this flaky stinky yay, a baby line to start night off, things are going well. In about 2-3hr done 3-4 lines 1 every half hr standard shit (by the way I'm 4times a year doing coke kinda guy no savage). At this point great night talk is flowing, music on point etc. Then my other friend start smoking a joint I'm like fck that I ain't smoking while sniffing. Gets to 4.30 am my buddy stops sniffing, I've got half a g left and spilt it into 3 lines, these are massive to lines to me (plus the coke fluffed up so it was a big g). I sniff 1 in each nostril after taking a naughty drop I look at the other line like your gonna have to wait knowing its my last line. Gets to around 5.45 and my buddy is fulling tweaking out getting restless etc and wanting to home. So out of respect for him I sniffed my last line so speed the process up. I call a cab, while waiting my mate pulls the baggy out he had and looks at it like I'm glad I didn't do the rest of you. He got like 3 lines and I say can I buy that of you. He say no which fair play its his. The cab arrives a bit quick so I'm trying to pack my ps4 away while this last line has just hit fcking impossible to do this while fcked up lol. I pack it away and get into the cab, paranoid as fck and I start tweaking out. Got dropped off at my buddys house and decided to walk the rest of the way home. A normal 5-10 walk turned into a hr 15mins walk. Get home and I'm fcking bad now coming down hard. 9am I'm fully sober with the worst come down in my life, chest pains, stomach ache, don't wanna eat, don't wanna drink don't wanna sleep. At this point I think I'm dying literally checking my heart beat, pluse every 5 minutes. I force a cup of tea down and a mouthful of toast gagging while eating it. 11am the anxiety is bad but I'm getting better , I've convinced myself I'm not dying and managed another cup of tea and 2 pieces of toast. Midday I'm tired now lying in bed still googling cocaine overdose symptoms, I say fck it lay my head down and said to myself if I die in my sleep what can you do. Still here cocksuckers. The thing I hated about that night was the night turned into the only priority was the cocaine, I didn't enjoy it like I do with a beer and pick me up bump in the toliet at a pub or club. We'll hope you enjoyed the story if you read it all 🙂
@imspiffy5 жыл бұрын
Cool story lmao never done coke but still intriguing
@Stephen-lt1tp5 жыл бұрын
You had fake coke, or it was cut with something, coke is supposed to make you feel like superman, on top of the world
@MrDangleSnipeCelly125 жыл бұрын
360SRH 2 u clearly never hit a few too many drifts
@Stephen-lt1tp5 жыл бұрын
@@MrDangleSnipeCelly12 huh? drifts?
@str89045 жыл бұрын
Glad you didn't die bro lol but that's what happens when you do coke. The entire night just becomes about doing the next line.
@EvoDad875 жыл бұрын
Lee “what is tweaking?” Syatt
@geddyleesowlnose5 жыл бұрын
After I come off of a All night coke binge.... I need this lol
@VodkaSoda5 жыл бұрын
@@gimmedaloot8168 - his diet probably doesn't help either
@geddyleesowlnose5 жыл бұрын
Geddy knows how too get down
@singhatar09125 жыл бұрын
Tweaker tweaker
@killuazoldyck68525 жыл бұрын
Geddy Lee's Owl Nose if your not doin coke just for fun, get help.
@octaviogonzalez56455 жыл бұрын
That’s me right now lol
@babdabubda52665 жыл бұрын
Joey "It Must Have Been March of 97" Diaz
@kylemma335 жыл бұрын
On a Tuesday...
@michiganmade62755 жыл бұрын
Kyle Gardner I was with my friend... (insert Friends name) 😂
@Super_tramp1425 жыл бұрын
Michigan Made And you gotta remember, I was clean. I was tryna get my life straight.
@beensteppin57625 жыл бұрын
@@Super_tramp142 Then all of a sudden my close friend vinny gabagoo pulled out a package
@baqalfaham66215 жыл бұрын
Babda Bubda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@ryanwilliams42235 жыл бұрын
The nightmare begins when you run out of booze,the booze keeps you drunk but when you sniff coke alone it just makes you sober and very agitated.
@FromTheHood2TheWoods5 жыл бұрын
Beardy Ry sad but fact
@lukey91795 жыл бұрын
scariest is when you run out of booze when youre coming down :(
@why30115 жыл бұрын
Sniffing coke alone makes you sober. Lol that coke head logic.
@brabusmighty94585 жыл бұрын
Why's your name beardy? You've a fuckin chin strap
@caseywalker17145 жыл бұрын
When you turn into a coke zombie. Do lines but not getting any higher. Just cherped out.. For the birds bro.
@RobertoFerrer5 жыл бұрын
In about 3 weeks: Joey Diaz's Coke Chronicles: Volume 756
@sarcofaygo62185 жыл бұрын
The goat
@rokkaboy4 жыл бұрын
saintrobertfv lol one year later. Vol 2. It dropped today 😂
@AlphaWasSpotted5 күн бұрын
Joey Diazs stories bring a comfort to my soul that I can't describe
@BroonSpice-ev7hs Жыл бұрын
Doing some lines in my room , smoking cigs while listening to this great storytelling, I guess it's a nice way to end the crazy journey with the powder. Hope I make it haha. Thanks, uncle Joey. 17/06/2023. 10:09PM.
@schmanderich10 ай бұрын
You made it?
@discospeed5 ай бұрын
Yeah he's dead @@schmanderich
@joeyy17683 жыл бұрын
Snort a gram and then have a burrito 😂😂
@user-kv2ev1ep7f9 ай бұрын
They gotta dawgggggggggg, hands down the hardest Joey Diaz has made me laugh😭😭😭😭
@jposco2 жыл бұрын
"Getting little crumbles off the floor.. stick em in your nose looking at each other" lmao
@MadAdz642 жыл бұрын
Watching this is so good while doing coke lol
@ScheffCity Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how this legendary collection of stories starts at literally 0:00 with Joey coughing like the last unicorn with covid 😂
@DylanFoster875 жыл бұрын
Video starts with a cough 😂
@Edvinas974 жыл бұрын
If u ever done coke more than once you know what Joey is talking about
@OscarModzz3 жыл бұрын
Lol says a kid who's probably never done it
@Corvelle19913 жыл бұрын
Especially when he said I never got high until I drank with it!
@ballzbusta3 жыл бұрын
I mean I got high off my first time then realized shit was over rated. Joey does paint a wonderful picture though doesn't he
@Edvinas973 жыл бұрын
@@OscarModzz i am not bragging, when you done enough,oy regret comes to mind
@Prime.Era.3 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard these stories on JRE a few years ago I couldn’t believe how relatable they were. If you know you fucking know.
@danielponik52635 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest video ever and I haven’t even started it yet lol. Thank you.
@dreckajax4258 Жыл бұрын
"They got got a dooooog!" And the coke's gone 😂😂😭. Qué orgullo ser compatriota de este personaje tan legendario pinga!!
@sasmayte25 күн бұрын
I do not care if he exaggerates or even lies I will listen to these story’s for years to come just a legend
@ELDee4205 жыл бұрын
The person with black paper over the window either loves drugs and hates sunlight or they work 3rd shift lol
@KidIll2 жыл бұрын
Its a friday night.. i just finished work.. got a big bottle of Jack Daniels and a gram of blow.. watching this whilst getting high feels even better cause i can relate to half of the shit hes talking bout haha
@joev78612 жыл бұрын
his Coke stories from back in the day have helped me give my parents ALOT of slack lmao
@MultiView101 Жыл бұрын
That “TWEAKING “ part was spot on 😂😂😂
@HeyYaKnow4 ай бұрын
"The first year of doing coke I didn't get high". Well, way to stick in there, Joey.. 😂😂
@Thefringefitnessproject3 жыл бұрын
These stories are so great to hear because it makes all of my wild bindge days. 3.. 4.. days no sleep.. really poor choices .. thousands spent in a night ECT.. just makes me feel a little better that so many have the same stories and worked into a good life after all
@Cummyeyelyds2 жыл бұрын
Agreee
@randalsavage7905 жыл бұрын
Does lee even have a pulse??
@ryanwilliams42235 жыл бұрын
Did you hear Lee say OH NO when Joey said he put the tyres on,he even responds poorly to positive news haha
@riffraff18805 жыл бұрын
Randal Savage no.. lol
@riffraff18805 жыл бұрын
Lee is fucking brain dead my god
@mastercheese69505 жыл бұрын
Lee looks like a lifeless tired worm that is tired of living
@rkofu14 жыл бұрын
Joey makes drinking Budweiser and snorting coke sound out of this world. Hahaha
@yankees293 жыл бұрын
It is until the morning comes. Then it’s the worst feeling ever.
@BL4CK0UT17 Жыл бұрын
It’s Tuesday night here in the UK, well 5am. Been up all night sniffing lines and watching my cctv 😂😂
@wildewilde5775 Жыл бұрын
I use to work with this one guy out in the oil field, and one day he was doing coke for days and he calls me up telling me to come over and deal with this guy that's hiding in his heating vents. And I told him no way someone can be in your vents, but he assured me he seen someone's eyes in the vent.
@MelleGamers Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Silkk1213824 жыл бұрын
...Joey "everybody was lookin' outta windows" Diaz
@connorqualheim5 жыл бұрын
You're a legend for this
@StoredSolution25 жыл бұрын
Joey “ I was doing a 8ball a day aight” Diaz
@chroniclesoflifetv5 жыл бұрын
Listening Joey 's stories about coke while you are high in Coke....Just try it
@matthewroreilly5 жыл бұрын
Neutral commentator Chea me too, sucks trying to make comments where no one knows how you feeling, you’re experiencing what Joey is saying, makes you feel a little less shitty lmfaoooooo
@ohYex4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo fuck I’ve been up all night banging lines by myself ...now the sun is up and I’m watching these lol 😳
@brockmeeks16954 жыл бұрын
Become1 you still using drugs while you’re making those law of attraction videos?
@HighRyza3 жыл бұрын
@@ohYex bruh 1 year later I’m doing the exact same thing 🤯
@chroniclesoflifetv6 ай бұрын
You ain't the only one @@HighRyza
@curlyfm4 жыл бұрын
This coke was so good I couldn’t even walk.
@Rose-qj4op Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how Joey is explaining tweaking because it’s spot on anyone else tweak like this ?
@ryatt9992 Жыл бұрын
Been there the worst is when you do that ya yo all night then you hear them birds chirping in the morning, that’s when you think wtf are you doing
@nawafalgarni57714 жыл бұрын
Joey “and I’ll never forget” diaz
@seansherman3273 жыл бұрын
Never had a security camera but I've definitely watched porn for 8 hours while doing lines and drinking beers and looking out the window every 10 minutes lmaooo
@johnlubin1048 Жыл бұрын
Swear that’s what I did 😭
@fuzzydunlop232810 ай бұрын
⁰
@dogle75492 жыл бұрын
It’s 123 in the morning I jus did a line of blow I’m smoking a cig and this video is just perfect thanks for posting this
@RamnaViaz4 жыл бұрын
The coke chronicles should be the name of his next comedy special if he ever gets the chance to do another one.
@jasoncardwell85353 жыл бұрын
The addicts mind is a complete mystery. We do shit that we know WILL kill us, on the thoughts that we know what we're doing... 😂😔
@Ihavehadmanynames77796 ай бұрын
I’m convinced none of them actually enjoy it. I can see the sprry look on their faces everytime they sniff it up “why am I doing this? Oh well im a kewl kid now i guess” is probably the only thing they have going through their head. I think you are severely over estimating human intelligence. Almost 50% of the population has no internal monologue. What fills that space? Chocolate Dicks
@Mr-kq8xs5 жыл бұрын
The conversations locked in the house for a few days, sometimes was the best.
@Nugzz1874 жыл бұрын
I could sit and listen to Uncle joey all day, his stories are the best.
@dooski01 Жыл бұрын
I live for Lee’s little whimpers!!
@zackmullins79275 жыл бұрын
We're workin the shades 😆
@Gerald.692 жыл бұрын
4:44 hits home. I graduated 2016, and my friend used to smoke opiates on foil with my math teacher all throughout my time in highschool. She OD'd on H my senior year. She was one of the realest most honest, and nice teachers i met. She was hooked since the 80's after getting pills when being hurt in the military. Crazy how someone can go from doing math for the tomahawk missiles, to dying from drugs. Thats a sign we NEED things like psychedelic therapy and other legal drugs with way less regulation and stigma around them. Were losing amazing bright people from greed.
@mccarthy58252 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that mate, she sounded like a lovely woman with a hard life. Spent 12 years on heroin, coke, crack, benzos and heavy drinking. I'm clean now but it's still great to see so many countries are giving out free Naloxone nasal sprays for ODs and making sure that people are aware how to use them. I know a few people who would still be here if they had access to that. Hope you are doing well mate and all the best from 🇮🇪 👍 take care
@rico1993___8 ай бұрын
They got a dogg!!!
@BadzTheNewGood Жыл бұрын
When he said the guy said"They have a dog had me in tears😂"
@michaelzuniga68395 жыл бұрын
Joey's making my mouth water.....
@timothyfails71665 жыл бұрын
Tru
@tomadidntsleep4 жыл бұрын
gay?
@BlahBlooBlee42054 жыл бұрын
@@tomadidntsleep yay
@brockmeeks16954 жыл бұрын
toma lazurca nah, just a junkie
@FVCK-4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ I can relate to so many of these stories. Except the quitting part, haven’t done that yet.
@jordanlahr1301 Жыл бұрын
Have you quit yet?
@RoscoeStudios5 жыл бұрын
“The first cocaine shit of the night” 😂😂😂😂
@dubHE2 жыл бұрын
Lee says "what does regular coke smell like?" Joey replies "Paradise" 🤣🤣😭
@anilgill68465 жыл бұрын
I don't know why.... but I love when Unvle Joey crushes the water!
@ronalddillenger73395 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats them first few lines :(
@alexlebon6456 Жыл бұрын
When the video starts with a JD cough...😂 You know it's gonna be good...😅
@smokeyjohnson80234 жыл бұрын
I tweaked out to the point where it took me 30mins just todo a line coz I keep checking the windows ahah
@sixohtwo124 жыл бұрын
Definitely been there lol
@vinomeknow61003 жыл бұрын
Been there so many times lol worst feeling
@yankees293 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me smoking crack. Or doing lines....
@Santodomingopopis5 жыл бұрын
Joey “ another gram at 1 am “ Díaz
@benzobpm74433 жыл бұрын
Is it bad I’m sitting here fixing my plate right now while watching this.... god I love coke
@shawnmarques7117 Жыл бұрын
Uncle joey is like i aint stoppin till that last rock is gone lol
@Fakken285 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey paints pictures.
@edenleeman50045 жыл бұрын
26:00 sounds like a girl saying "oh my god" but i think its just Lee. lol