“This CallMeCarson guy is pretty funny.” -The slaves when they were freed 1865

Carson: I hope nothing bad happen Also Carson: having Vietnam flashback

It feels so weird to watch this in 2024 and hear twomad pop up.

Sometimes I like to come back here and pretend that everything's fine.

"I thought he was my childhood hero, he's worse than Hitler" -Gayschlatt

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, not at the moment." "Well then- *descends to the 9th circle of hell* catch it!"

Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

It’s really hard to watch the ending to this now, he was such a huge inspiration. Watching the names go by is so sad since almost every single one no longer is in contact with him, nobody wants to make content due to his mess ups. Just so sad. 😔 Miss the old days man…

I'm just imagining carson crouched under his desk sitting on the floor with a goblin posture playing 8ball on his phone for weeks straight and then coming out to continue his YT stuff

Carson: i hope nothing bad happened while i was gone Everyone else: *ASCENDED*

I know it's probably not possible for Jschlatt and Carson to be friends again as they were before the drama, but I miss their relationship and the style of these vids ... Edit: I won't stop believing in their return

that last thank you section really hurts. everyone isn't in his life anymore

Carson: "I Hope nothing BAD happened" Me: Oh no, Oh no

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." *looks at his subreddit* Yeah Im sure we're fine

whenever i come back and watch this vid i feel like im 15-16 again i miss this era sm

Seeing Josh and Carson having fun together just makes me sad now... it sucks so bad they still haven't gone back to being friends...

Carson's last name is true to him. He picked up his head like a King

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." Yes, you weren't here.

watching this in highschool was one of the best moments of ny life

Damn I forgot how hilarious the SMPLive days were… god how I miss them…

"Return of the King" has never been more applicable

Carson: "Hey, I'm back." Everyone kneeling: "My Lord!"

walking into someone's base and saying "this house needs a corpse" is like the most powerful move i've ever seen

I hope we can come back to an era like this someday. The original group was by far the best.

Carson:”IM BACK” Literally everyone: “omg I cant believe our dad came back from the store, omg omg”

Carson: "I'm back." **The return of the King.**

I can never get through this one because every time I just want to go back and watch the entirety of the video each clip is from

He did it. This truly is cereal when haves milk

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone" 7seconds of brutal awkward silence

If you close your eyes and watch this. It's almost like nothing ever happened.

It's remarkable to see all the people mentioned in the thank you at the end and to realize they will never be seen in a video with him ever again.

“Let’s go for a million likes. Let’s shoot for the stars” *gets half a million in a day”

"Is your refrigerator running?" "Uhhh no, no-not that I know of..." *"Well then you better go catch it."*

I know that he’s back and everything but I just keep coming back to his old videos just because of his friend group, idk how to describe it but it’s more enjoyable than the ones he has now

If his returning video isn't a "best of 2021" and just 1 hour of nothing with an occasional Minecraft cave noise, I'll be very upset

"Nothing bad happend." *thinks about losing in 8-ball*

Carson : Sits in his chair. Everyone : Yes.

Genuinely one of the funniest KZfaq videos ever made

Miss him and jawsh they were a great duo 😢

Carson: **Comes back** [Everyone liked that]

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone" *The world is on pandemic*

Oh no. The opening. It was too goood

I'm gonna miss moments like this, but overall im glad Carson is back

Carson: *talks* Community: *everyone liked that*

Carson:*RISES FROM THE FLOOR LIKE JESUS*

This feels like....almost a finale for prime carson. He only uploaded a few videos after this before everything happened and it truely feels like a sense of saying goodbye to the group of old. His nee group is definately funny and have some banger jokes but truely will never be as iconic ae this...I miss it. I miss it being like an event whenever he uploaded and sharing these with my friends and laughing along with the funny bits. Truely tragic.

I miss these videos from carson either way I still wish that whole deal never happened because it was so fun watching him interact with many other streamers and the large events he was pushing made the whole community more active and since then it has died and no streamer will even play with him at all and no one else has taken steps to start the large events that carson started I hope after this year and carson's charity stream year is over there is a callmecarson comeback and it would be great to see this quality comeback from him again , I hope other fans see this and also hope for a comeback in the future soon !

"I hope nothing bad happened since I was gone" *Seinfeld theme intensifies*

Jschlatt: Don’t call gay people goblins! Also Jschlatt: Goblins are only found in hell.

Carson: I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone This folks is what we in the industry call foreshadowing

It seems like he’s a lot more comfortable with content creation now.

“I hope nothing bad has happened while i was gone” *look of disappointment* exactly how we feel Carson 💛

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." *starts thinking about all the 8ball losses that molded him into the man he is today*

Ah yes. The Simpler Times. As ive been told.

This video reminds me of simpler times

Carson: *“I hope nothing bad happened when I was gone. 👁👄👁”*

“I hope nothing bad happened” Everybody: Oh No

Father, please return

Still one of the funniest videos on the internet.

Damn, Jschlatt meeting Carson for the first time is so nostalgic yet weird.

Carson: “I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone.” Carson: *Peers into the soul of 1 million viewers with that single stare.

this feels like watching a video of your wedding after your divorce

(english not main language, pls excuse mess ups) I dont know why i felt like comenting now, but i just felt like ranting here, i first found Carson when His first discord videos blew up, im not a "before 1000 subscribers" kind of guy, i just happened to find him. I fell in love with His videos and humor, i was going through a Lot and Carson felt like Shelter, ik i dont know him, and i know he isn't my friend, but His videos felt like listening to my friends on discord and laughing with them, and he greatly comforted me, including a Lot of other clasics, this one video was amazing to me, a compilation of my favorite moments, i rewatched it a Lot. Then disaster struck, and we all know that story, at first i remember crying or feeling like crying, and i then tried coming to terms with everything. even though he came back, and did the best he could apologizing, i never managed to feel the same, not only about him, about the entire group, eventually i was able to move on from this era of my life, but it still Brings me to tears remember everything. I just watched the chatGPT video and it was amazing, but i just can't help myself to enjoy it as much as i used to, i can't help but feel that i failed him, or "turned my back" on him. Anyway, ik this Is just random ranting, but i trully wish him the best, and i hope this video finally reaches a million likes, becaose he deserves it.

Carson's humor is so dumb and he's also the only person that this is an absolute compliment for.

Carson: *graps and crawls out from his desk* "I'm back." Me: *yes son of Car has returned*

Thank you editors for editing

Man no matter what happens I’m still gonna watch his vids

Carson: "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone" Me: "7....."

Ted: This is a bucket of cram Carson: Dear god Ted: There’s more Carson:NO

I dont even care about everything that happened anymore, I just want carson back.

39:14 saving a timestamp of the cram salesman so i can recommend him to my DM as a merchant/npc in our next DnD campaign

“The King has Returned” -Barack Obama

Everyone: _”did you die?”_ C a r m s o m: *sadly yes* *BUT I LIVED*

Simple times this reminds me of

Without this crew of people laughing with Carson, I don’t feel the same. I still love him with a passion but I just don’t feel the same with his new crew.

During the Quarantine: *People praying* Carson: I have arise and heard your prayers my children

"Hey is your refrigerator running?" "No not that I know of" Then-n-n-n *CATCH IT*

The sausage Sammy bit is honestly one of my favorite bits it’s insanity and it’s great

Lets make his dreams of 1 million likes become true, we are so close.

Carson: “1 million likes?!” Us: “Our king has spoken.”

Carson looks so physically healthy in the intro tbh, mans glowing up

this really reminds me of simpler times

He's coming back lads, the man is finally coming back

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." *intense stare*

“Carson is very cash money” -Jesus H Christ

wood fired pizza? that sounds pretty good.

i don't care about the controversy anymore. i just wanna laugh with him again ;-;

“Let’s shoot for 1m” as a joke *Is actually 1/4th of the way there only 4 hours in*

I can't believe that Carson uploaded "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" in its entirety on KZfaq

Watching this today makes me realise how much carson's reputation tanked and how many friends and followers he'll most likely never get back. Very depressing to think about

The king has perished, but the chance of regain will soon be upon us.

I’m not sure if it’s just me but Carson sounded a lot happier, like his personality changed, it’s good to see him happy

*"Its enough to make a grown man cry, and that's okay."* -Officer Earl

thanks for showing me the light when things were shitty, im gonna miss your amazing, hilarious content. hope you come back carson.

Video played on autoplay and I was jumping, hyped, ect Until I saw that it was an older video

Carson : let’s get 1 million likes as a joke *Literally has almost half that and it hasn’t even been 24hrs*

KZfaq when no Carson: 💀 KZfaq when has Carson: 😃

The internet just doesn’t feel the same without Carson

its all fun and games until he releases a best of 2021

Me: *sees Carson’s best of video* *its 2 hours long* Me: it’s movie time