Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

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Thank you so much for 1,000,000! This is the best of my videos from the last year. Hope you enjoy!
→ My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
Ted Nivison - goo.gl/xtnmVW
WildSpartanz - goo.gl/5WX1dc
RaccoonEggs - goo.gl/wpsY6f
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro: luvbird - parting words
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

Пікірлер: 13 000

@Fake-di4ex 4 жыл бұрын

Carson’s wheeze is like when my vacuum gets stuck on the carpet.

@alexlolbye42 4 жыл бұрын

carson's wheeze sounds like a pig

@big_-guy102 4 жыл бұрын

Goat mode

@littlebeasty5839 4 жыл бұрын

ShmhmhmhmHMNNNNNNNNNNN

@yuna3775 4 жыл бұрын

FakeRealEstate no

@Fake-di4ex 4 жыл бұрын

🙏

@vasilee4629 5 жыл бұрын

ok so i thought i watched this for 5 minutes but then i look at the time and ive been watching for 1 hour ok

@somestupidtwat. 5 жыл бұрын

I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

@vasilee4629 5 жыл бұрын

@@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

@kenntonontrac186 4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

@vasilee4629 4 жыл бұрын

@@kenntonontrac186 yes

@vasilee4629 4 жыл бұрын

@@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

@rhyspieces9159 4 жыл бұрын

We love carson, all my homies love carson

@stinky6521 4 жыл бұрын

Rhys Lee truly

@somewhat_human 4 жыл бұрын

we dont love carson, all my homies hate carson

@stinky6521 4 жыл бұрын

paid smiley ok

@BowieIsAfraid 4 жыл бұрын

paid smiley Your point

@nicopadilla8544 4 жыл бұрын

paid smiley bruh they don’t know the meme

@idostuff5169 4 жыл бұрын

11:44 “Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name.” Elon: X Æ A-12

@lilthroatx 4 жыл бұрын

Discord bot X Æ Aii

@ConnorButCool 4 жыл бұрын

xd Defaulto no the last is Xii

@Hibernathan05 3 жыл бұрын

Pronounced Kayelle

@MusketManic 3 жыл бұрын

@alexortlieb3434 3 жыл бұрын

Le4che

@mooshyy8139 5 жыл бұрын

"thanks for 1M" *2 months later* 1.5M

@calypsom00n 5 жыл бұрын

6 days later 1.6m

@elitesnakeeyes2712 5 жыл бұрын

He's growing too strong

@kenyakookie 5 жыл бұрын

@@elitesnakeeyes2712 Fool. He can only grow stronger

@faithseden293 5 жыл бұрын

You’re profile picture!!! MAX!!

@vapor-sings 5 жыл бұрын

1.6M

@KAIsibs 5 жыл бұрын

This vid should be renamed to "Carson wheezing for 1 hour and 20 minutes"

@sarayang1695 5 жыл бұрын

"Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

@nutty_rickrolled_mikey 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I agree 😂

@Cr1msoNGD 4 жыл бұрын

His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

@Tzfocus 4 жыл бұрын

And 8 seconds

@ellla_candle 4 жыл бұрын

KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

@xawrkyy 3 жыл бұрын

i lost it at "MAN EATS A CHILD"

@GalaxyLandon 3 жыл бұрын

The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

@josephkony3993 2 жыл бұрын

have you found it yet

@xawrkyy 2 жыл бұрын

@@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

@xawrkyy 2 жыл бұрын

@@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

@FunnyLittleApe 2 ай бұрын

its the snack that smiles back :D

@user-nf7hb5vd6k 3 жыл бұрын

Jeez the intro really hits now...

@coder22331 5 жыл бұрын

7:20 CallMeCarson was struck so hard by the missile that the audio cut out

@iwaswatchingyoutube5345 5 жыл бұрын

Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

@jundies171 5 жыл бұрын

Dogs Butthole

@ItsSunee 5 жыл бұрын

thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

@simulacra7885 4 жыл бұрын

damn depressor mk2s

@marisa810 4 жыл бұрын

i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

@aiden.real. 4 жыл бұрын

The video should have ended with “thank you for watching Carson’s very cool montage”

@paranoul 4 жыл бұрын

no it shouldn't of

@spiritedbot3051 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

@demonicflames1678 4 жыл бұрын

AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

@ajkamminga2224 3 жыл бұрын

pain. so much pain. i’m literally sobbing

@spacey4216 3 жыл бұрын

so am I, a month later

@Floop_123 3 жыл бұрын

So am i a week later

@Phibaltalt 3 жыл бұрын

So am I, 2 weeks later.

@benjaminlindl 3 жыл бұрын

So am I, 2 days later

@burner121 3 жыл бұрын

I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

@TheGamingBun 2 жыл бұрын

Man got canceled harder than EDP and James Charles who actually messed with kids.

@comeonmang 2 жыл бұрын

For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

@sydc0re 8 ай бұрын

real

@explosivebody1260 5 жыл бұрын

May Le’4che be with you

@paladinporkchop 5 жыл бұрын

IM WHEEZING

@floppypotter3941 5 жыл бұрын

And also with you

@zombiepopp3r207 5 жыл бұрын

@@paladinporkchop SAME

@Owiwueueie 5 жыл бұрын

OMGPigletz one of Carson’s best videos

@sansundertale4449 5 жыл бұрын

IM DYING

@colossalidiot 4 жыл бұрын

Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

@BananaPoodle2 4 жыл бұрын

Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

@ellagracefolden6803 4 жыл бұрын

iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@ o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

@smolbean1212 4 жыл бұрын

Speaking from experience

@colossalidiot 4 жыл бұрын

@@smolbean1212 yes

@benjaminpressley802 4 жыл бұрын

Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

@ilikethefedorahat3461 2 жыл бұрын

It truly was something special. A joyful journey filled with charismatic characters, hilarious bits, nostalgic moments all packed in the funniest way possible. I will never forget how impactful this channel was on my life, it actually helped me a lot in rough times, it changed my humor for the better (or for the worse), it made me realize how wonderful is to have friends. I cannot say I am happy on how it ended, I would have much preferred a bittersweet video to announce the ending of these many collaborations, than a series of backstabs and unpleasent news but at least we had the opportunity to watch this wonderful and always unpredictable show. I do know that now Carson has started streaming again and Schlatt, Charlie and Ted have a podcast, but everytime I watch them I feel something strange it's just not the same anymore. It feels like the entirety of youtube has changed after the allegations. Nothing feels as lighthearted and funny as before and I feel miserable about it. I hope something will change some day, but until then, I wish everyone a successful life.

@Toloposki 2 жыл бұрын

same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

@Landayne Жыл бұрын

amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

@KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 жыл бұрын

14:56 "My nose started bleeding the second I started eating it" "That's a sign"

@ouzalu 4 жыл бұрын

Racc: He is just laughing at the guys name Also Racc: *wheezes at Le'4che*

@raweggs4925 4 жыл бұрын

Percival • LE’4CHE WAS FUNNY RACOON EGGS HAS GOOD HUMOR

@crunchiesjl 4 жыл бұрын

Le'5che

@ackrat704 4 жыл бұрын

Le’6che

@emlily 4 жыл бұрын

Le’8che

@ashishere771 4 жыл бұрын

Le'9che

@DanielSambar 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, so this how a dad feels when he’s proud of his son.

@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын

Dadiel Dadbar

@ilikestars5480 5 жыл бұрын

Walter

@narb4468 5 жыл бұрын

Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

@oliverm967 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

@jaysb6564 5 жыл бұрын

Disappointed*

@godlyhax4172 Жыл бұрын

Going through the past hurts

@foozgame1060 5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of simpler times

@Stonerkittyy 3 ай бұрын

Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

@ZAZUL11111 Ай бұрын

@@Stonerkittyyit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

@feffernuse7823 Ай бұрын

@@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

@s1r6969 26 күн бұрын

@@feffernuse7823 He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it. He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

@StraawberrySodaa 4 жыл бұрын

Good to know they act this way even if they're not recording 6:03

@theholynut8598 5 жыл бұрын

53:42 "spell poor," C-A-R-S-O-N "... correct"

@theholynut8598 4 жыл бұрын

...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

@Only_Yours_ 4 жыл бұрын

I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

@theholynut8598 4 жыл бұрын

@@Only_Yours_ ...nito

@Im_JoeCool 4 жыл бұрын

you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it; not liking tho

@EpicDonutDudeMemes 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Carson, just wanted to tell you that you are the diamond to my diamond chestplate

@SANTIGO_DA_1 5 жыл бұрын

We are the diamonds to his pickaxe

@Xenshi. 5 жыл бұрын

he's the diamond to my diamond

@derekhenschel3191 5 жыл бұрын

So your saying there are 7 others you care more for

@defaultplay3r363 5 жыл бұрын

We are the diamonds to his sword

@dillonramos5071 5 жыл бұрын

Deep bro………

@sevayen6429 2 жыл бұрын

Watching back on this intro with all the videos and his little speech makes me wanna cry

@galaxy224wolf9 2 жыл бұрын

Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

@zdubdub5707 4 жыл бұрын

this hurts not even gonna lie. everything will be okay king

@HeyItzRosie 4 жыл бұрын

jessjwalton what happened?

@HeyItzRosie 4 жыл бұрын

Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

@HeyItzRosie 4 жыл бұрын

Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

@KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 жыл бұрын

Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

@sammysabo 4 жыл бұрын

Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

@cheezit2348 4 жыл бұрын

man this carson guy is pretty funny, he should have a youtube channel

@mei2018 4 жыл бұрын

Ahahha giofilms

@1ksubsforpewdiepie580 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I would subscribe

@m.huseinaqilah1717 4 жыл бұрын

BuT yOu'Re WaTcHiNg HiS cHaNnEl RiGhT nOw!!

@Ahmed77330 4 жыл бұрын

@@m.huseinaqilah1717 Reverse woosh alert

@dtoskar 4 жыл бұрын

Sammy your so sensitive

@stillloading1397 5 жыл бұрын

I swear, you guys have found a way to be high without doing drugs.

@5uperM 5 жыл бұрын

It's called life.

@Dr34mC4tch3r 5 жыл бұрын

abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

@sKadazhnief 5 жыл бұрын

Who said they're not on drugs?

@stillloading1397 5 жыл бұрын

@@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

@TheAlvinStudios 5 жыл бұрын

@@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

@clairesky8742 4 ай бұрын

I came back here because I was inspired by simpler times

@aph7909 4 ай бұрын

Totally

@coolkid64230 3 жыл бұрын

god just knowing i watched all these videos hurts it was such a journey and it ended too soon

@TweetTweet17 5 жыл бұрын

If Carson made a public Minecraft server where everyone could do anything they wanted... That’d be an epic gamer server

@Diego-ff4xs 5 жыл бұрын

He did that on his second channel I'm pretty sure

@RiveryJerald 5 жыл бұрын

That would be 2b2t anarchy 2.0

@umber6937 5 жыл бұрын

@@RiveryJerald 2b2t2

@blakemorrison6915 5 жыл бұрын

@@umber6937 2b2t2, where are you?

@th3r3alwaffl34 5 жыл бұрын

*HINT HINT*

@bisaillonchloe 5 жыл бұрын

I love Carson so much, he’s literally just the most carefree person ever. He just finds a way to make pretty much anything funny and even though I’m just watching him view images or videos, it’s the funniest and most fascinating thing on KZfaq. Keep it up Carson. And may you reach an even farther milestone.

@sugsy7077 5 жыл бұрын

Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

@Akyeo 5 жыл бұрын

ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

@LorenzosGalaxy 5 жыл бұрын

Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

@mig3666 5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't smoke weed tho

@themelancholia 5 жыл бұрын

@@sugsy7077 meanie

@mister_quartz4593 3 жыл бұрын

FUCKKKKKKKKKK I CANT MAN IT HURTS THE INTRO AND TGE DRAMA MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

@hayleypearcer3167 3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@olivercaramello1618 4 жыл бұрын

nobody: Carson: gets 10mil views on a 1mil special

@olivercaramello1618 4 жыл бұрын

@Lincoln Onion fair

@anyalaASMR 3 жыл бұрын

i’ve watched this like 8 times at least

@gettahamburber1522 3 жыл бұрын

Cuz the Intro is Fire

@elianadunigan2915 3 жыл бұрын

666 LIKES BOI!!

@olivercaramello1618 3 жыл бұрын

@@elianadunigan2915 wow i thought i got like 20

@tq7013 4 жыл бұрын

14:23 “Make your joke!” “This better be excellent.” Joke: *I-*

@platynowygarnek8333 4 жыл бұрын

-, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.

@actualrockhuman8171 4 жыл бұрын

Wha-

@lotto5498 4 жыл бұрын

Hey. That's pretty good!

@aestheticbitch7908 4 жыл бұрын

Aye I saw that one

@jeevanlizardi671 4 жыл бұрын

Cargskin

@toh926 5 жыл бұрын

7:19 cuts out while screaming 7:29 fixes while saying dogs butthole

@CrustyBurgerz 5 жыл бұрын

Priorities

@GayBrain 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

@gojisoar 5 жыл бұрын

@ploopybear 5 жыл бұрын

interesting observation young gentleman

@taylorlewis4105 5 жыл бұрын

I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

@Efsaaneh 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus didn't die for something like this to happen to Carson

@stamrowbitbud895 4 жыл бұрын

I keep rewatching this vid. It gives me the feeling I need. It's a very nostalgic feeling when times were a lot simpler. Carson used to be the only KZfaqr that knew how to hit entertainment. (Okay maybe a bit exaggeration) but his life on KZfaq and Twitch was so wholesome. I fucking cried in the intro.

@kbena2103 5 жыл бұрын

*CallMeCarson* 3 ads on a 2 hour video *Morgz* 14 ads on a 14 minute video

@XoBanana 5 жыл бұрын

Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫 Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

@guamish7593 5 жыл бұрын

*gong noise*

@kyranbates6991 5 жыл бұрын

not 2 hours but ok

@dani3lH 5 жыл бұрын

Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

@kirthickkumarkk 5 жыл бұрын

PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@lmaoyz 4 жыл бұрын

Carson: Thanks for 1M *7 months later* CallMeCarson: 2.13M edit: *grats cargskin*

@Swagster87 4 жыл бұрын

2.14*

@lmaoyz 4 жыл бұрын

@@Swagster87 2.15*

@Dual_80 4 жыл бұрын

2.16*

@Swagster87 4 жыл бұрын

2.17*

@lmaoyz 4 жыл бұрын

Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

@youtubian200 3 жыл бұрын

IM SICK OF REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS I WANT CALLMECARSON BACK MAN

@isthatsuba 3 жыл бұрын

Same here..

@breademperoar9613 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I come back here and pretend nothing happened

@demdem4493 4 жыл бұрын

9:04 "are your parents still together?" "yes" "oh he didn't tell me that.."

@crawfishdig 4 жыл бұрын

"You don't like Jimmy, who works at the retail store with you?" *"Throw him into the astral realm."*

@elove182 4 жыл бұрын

@kinotrinkets 4 жыл бұрын

My favourite quote from ted lol

@yerahmeelben-israel5879 4 жыл бұрын

I prefer God’s heart

@benpoole2350 3 жыл бұрын

Soon we’re gonna have to congratulate him on hitting a million... again

@ILikeBirds 3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not

@cbros5977 3 жыл бұрын

I dont think hes coming back

@josephkony3993 3 жыл бұрын

his sub count went up surprisingly

@hohladych 3 жыл бұрын

@@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

@BariBro 3 жыл бұрын

@@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

@liahc0re 3 жыл бұрын

I feel so heartbroken watching his videos omg

@mr.krustykrust 5 жыл бұрын

You better mention Minecraft, and bring back invading discord servers

@itsadryn9693 5 жыл бұрын

Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

@lilppp 5 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 жыл бұрын

I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

@KyokuiGhostASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

@purplehaze2358 5 жыл бұрын

I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

@Viortide 5 жыл бұрын

This was a real bruh momment And he clearly likes it

@amanda-qo5xz 3 жыл бұрын

the comment section will change a lot veryy soon

@pepper9905 3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not. Carson did nothing wrong other than just how cringe the entire dirty talk was. Not to mention the ages between them were viable to legally allow sex in Indiana. The legal age of consent is 16 and upwards in Indiana. Technically it is illegal to keep the pictures of Sam, the willing and enabling "victim", but I doubt he did. Considering that he told his Lunchclub friends that he talked to a minor because of how he felt bad about it, so I don't find it plausible that he has any "child-porn" in his possession, at least for a year or two now. And even though it's illegal for the pictures, it would be legal for them to have consensual sex. And people are acting like because of this Carson did something immoral. And the only thing that actually comes close to Carson being immoral would be the "power-dynamic" observed in Carson and Sam's relationship. I don't think Carson had any ill-intent or malicious intent regarding his fame, and also his fame wasn't that immense then during the start of 2019 like it is now. I think Carson might have just been a bit lonely and wanted a relationship and Sam was willing to do it and Carson didn't have much of a reason to say no. So, if Carson can't be held accountable for anything legally, which is what I suspect, and he didn't do anything immoral, and Sam wasn't hurt whatsoever (despite how she's acting like a victim on Twitter), I really don't see why Carson is being cancelled or why this is even news. Actually, I do. People just want to feel accomplished and say "we're the good guys!", "We got the bad guy!" even though they're ignorant of the damage that this is doing to Carson's life, meanwhile Sam is fine with no damage done to her emotionally or physically whatsoever.

@snorf525 3 жыл бұрын

@@pepper9905 based

@jamesspargo9399 3 жыл бұрын

To me the bad part wasnt necessarily the sexting, but the fact that he continued to do it after he told his friends he would stop and they invested so much time into helping him. Schlatt and Josh felt seriously betrayed by Carson when this all finally came out

@grondlegger939 3 жыл бұрын

@uhm. You can tell it didn't do much with her. She was really pushy herself too, if Sam wasn't comfortable with it she wouldn't have said "I want to keep going". She's in a victim role here. She can say Carson abused her and she would be believed. Carson had 7k at the time that happened, that's not much to me. It is bad how Sams acting like Carson hit her with a car or something. You can just tell from the screenshots that it didn't do much with her. Twitter kids hould just get tf out of businesses of people they barely know. They get pleassure out of seeing people fall that barely did anything. In fact, cancel culture doesn't exist. They cancel Quackity for speaking Spanish but let Tony Lopez and Zoe Laverne (actual child groomers) still make millions and live the good life while Carson and many others have to almost give up their career because the Twitter kids can't ignore it. Like, hello? That's not cancelling, that's being ignorant.

@grondlegger939 3 жыл бұрын

@uhm. I've red them, enough times. I will keep defending him cuz you know what might happen otherwise? He might never return without shit tons of hate. Again, you don't know how long they were talking whith each other. They were in the literal same grade. If she wasn't comfortable with it she should've again just say that, where did you see her say "please stop, I don't want this anymore. It doesn't feel right" once? No where, because she probs was partly enjoying it too. How "vulnerable" she was is a talkable topic. She was turning 18 in a literal month. She was litterally agreeing and going with him 98.9% of the time. He had 7k at the time they started talking I meant. She probally was still going with him because of the fame he had.

@SIKO_STEZ 3 жыл бұрын

Wow! This guy sure is funny! I hope nothing bad happens in the future!

@pearuzu 3 жыл бұрын

i agree!!

@Kreep305 3 жыл бұрын

._.

@Diabeetus. 3 жыл бұрын

this didn’t age well

@teresarodriguez3661 3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhhh-

@riz6875 3 жыл бұрын

@@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

@doctorcatster8751 5 жыл бұрын

"There is blood everywhere!" *"...Look at the way the cheese sort of-"*

@thenotoriousguy 5 жыл бұрын

flows out of the pizza...

@georgegr1237 5 жыл бұрын

@shadowsovereign4948 5 жыл бұрын

It looks like god’s heart

@Dougson 5 жыл бұрын

When

@castafiorept7309 5 жыл бұрын

*6:23*

@triplectwc 5 жыл бұрын

2:54 cereal when no milk

@jjboomerang7263 5 жыл бұрын

42:40 cereal when have milk

@Lumix_Corrupt 5 жыл бұрын

Jjboomerang *have's

@33elkyeet91 5 жыл бұрын

Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude Edit: grammar

@chloehappy1014 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t tell me about the drama. Let me enjoy this.

@ezi553 4 жыл бұрын

carson didnt deserve what happened to him

@justelliot4870 4 жыл бұрын

Nice name

@bcuskkiaxd277 3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was able to take that blow for him he’s such a genuine nice guy

@jakobgrimes2061 3 жыл бұрын

What happened? Is he ok?

@simonea4238 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao guess he did

@ace-yy8xx 3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

@sawyerspearman5297 4 жыл бұрын

“he’s a husk” funniest shit for no reason

@TheAbysmalEye 4 жыл бұрын

i am

@doubleabattery8099 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck He arrives

@cork5379 4 жыл бұрын

"How did you feel today at PE? Happy *Hollow* or sad?"

@CallMeCarson 5 жыл бұрын

btw I tried to make this more than just reposting old content by including unreleased footage, second channel videos, and videos from my friend's channels that you may not have seen before, so even if you've seen every video on my main channel there should still be some new stuff in here for you! EDIT: THE AUDIO CUTS AROUND 7:19 TO 7:29 SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION THERE

@chumzeek9982 5 жыл бұрын

Epuc

@ericreyes5047 5 жыл бұрын

yeet

@KnightSlasher 5 жыл бұрын

So guys we did it

@lordvaughn1525 5 жыл бұрын

Carson when have’s million subs

@Michael-wn7er 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that. Im still gonna harass you with my signs tho -foreskindoggo

@conradmurraytv 3 жыл бұрын

Pain. Just pain.

@hayleypearcer3167 3 жыл бұрын

pain.

@ltdrilldick8416 3 жыл бұрын

pain.

@Artremas 3 жыл бұрын

Without love?

@jessnicole12 4 жыл бұрын

12:13 it STILL kills me that shane dawson used this dasani water bottle clip in his conspiracy theory video and THAT’S how i discovered carson’s channel.

@puffydude5287 5 жыл бұрын

I just sat through an hour and 20 minutes of carson and all I have to say is.......... He clearly likes it!

@obxternal 5 жыл бұрын

Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

@megans5566 5 жыл бұрын

@ballastmcgee2314 5 жыл бұрын

@@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

@bear2878 5 жыл бұрын

Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

@ThatPurpleOnYT 5 жыл бұрын

What about the last 8 seconds?

@-0-___ 5 жыл бұрын

*How to wheeze for an hour and 20 minutes straight*

@jasonleveque-rovasio6049 5 жыл бұрын

Put a ladder on my gronk

@bruh9317 5 жыл бұрын

gronko

@immamopp8639 5 жыл бұрын

Geuss 8 seconds weren’t funny

@LotusExigeS 4 жыл бұрын

watching this makes me miss carson a lot. i hope hes doing better

@asukai 3 жыл бұрын

Currently, no

@Official.Prez.Graves 9 ай бұрын

Currently, yes

@-Rezin- 3 жыл бұрын

We miss you Carson

@Enneamorph 5 жыл бұрын

If carsons wheezing wasn't enough to make you drop dead laughing, literally anything racc says should have gotten you

@HarnCraftForever 4 жыл бұрын

Jolt b b boi boi bibiviviviviiivvivivivivivivivivivi v vivid b b v vivivivvi v I’ve vi if I’ve iiiv I’ve big iiiiviivi civic I v iviv ii vivi ivivivi v if I rytried yytrtrreally yrtrtr ya trouble ya ryyrytpppppppp yppprtyrryrrrrye rtpppppyryyrryrypppryyrryry ryyryyyoppopopoppporryrytry torrrrrtrryytrrÿrtyrtherrtrtyrytÿprrrrrrrrtyryytypprrretry rtytryryr rn rr yryrrttrt ttrrye ry yytyryryrrÿryytryrtryrrrryyrrrrtyyytrtrrrrrrrryrtrrye yryryyttrrearr tyÿ to rrtrytrrrright rrrryrrrtyrry Ryan ttryrreally rtr to trtrtyrryrttttryryrtryrtryryrtrtrrrtrreallyrrtr tyyy rtyrrrttrye rrttyrrryrtrtrryrtrrrto tthe really rrrtryrryrrt tyryryrtrtrye rttrrryrtrris rrttyrrrreally true t r rn

@HarnCraftForever 4 жыл бұрын

Jolt pppppopppppppppp

@Roman-me5bi 4 жыл бұрын

404 Not Found stroke?

@chase_h.01 4 жыл бұрын

You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

@matt-gi4wu 4 жыл бұрын

Bro that was mad funny I’m literally wheezing rn

@notandum 5 жыл бұрын

Bro why that intro got me leaking gamer fluid from my eyes??

@999togetin2 5 жыл бұрын

I'm crying Gfuel out of my eyes

@quancena5772 5 жыл бұрын

Im crying daddy fluid from my peepee

@inkdrink1345 5 ай бұрын

Missing the old squad

@Osprey8010 4 ай бұрын

10:42 i've been laughing at this bit for 4 years because when he screams after the the fireball it sounds like an angry dog being hit

@zygis1819 5 жыл бұрын

0:36 When you have depression but you also hit a huge milestone

@wilberforce95 4 жыл бұрын

"throw 'em into the astral realm" gets me every time

@baccpaine4072 4 жыл бұрын

Will Becker what video is I from

@nouveau_nouveau 4 жыл бұрын

Time?

@ohlordy4567 4 жыл бұрын

Raspoint 18:32

@paranoul 4 жыл бұрын

no it doesn't

@carolinacordova9162 4 жыл бұрын

I REALLY cannot wait for the next compilation he makes.

@7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 жыл бұрын

I cant wait for.the next anything

@kobecreates8044 4 жыл бұрын

He made another one

@floringheorghe2022 3 жыл бұрын

Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

@burrito3372 3 жыл бұрын

@Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

@Gr8day 2 жыл бұрын

@@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

@OGrealBungo 3 жыл бұрын

this video is practically his memorial

@ttison5570 5 жыл бұрын

jokes aside i think about your channel a lot. it keeps me afloat

@adamkaban8507 5 жыл бұрын

I used to be addicted to helium it always made me high

@coolbiker3320 5 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@KustomiseT 4 жыл бұрын

@@adamkaban8507 This is a soul to be protected

@charleswang_ 4 жыл бұрын

“Now I can make my joke.” “What is your joke? This better be excellent.” “I-“

@trutwhut6550 4 жыл бұрын

I want to hear the joke

@hydroelectriclyre2775 4 жыл бұрын

we never did hear the joke :(

@samm_4240 4 жыл бұрын

It’s good comedic timing, but I agree. Even if the joke was corny or bad, I still would’ve wanted to hear his friends reactions.

@tweenytwinkies 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for repeating the same thing he said 10/10 laffed omg I love comments that are the same

@charleswang_ 4 жыл бұрын

Tweeny Twinkies you’re welcome ;)

@mr.salaxander8330 3 жыл бұрын

After I’ve gone back and watched literally all of his videos again, I’m reminded on how this man never ceases to make me laugh out loud and feel better, no matter what is going on in my life. His videos have got me through some tough times, and made my happy times even better. Thank you CallMeCarson, for your wonderful content and if you happen to be reading this, the true fans have no cares about the 17 year old girl who wanted clout and put you down for it. Please, come back and continue to make our days even just that little bit better.

@TheGamingBun 2 жыл бұрын

Gonna miss this man too many good memories

@sambryant3428 8 ай бұрын

this guy is so cool. He will never do anything that causes controversy and a long break from appearing on the internet.

@zumi7728 4 жыл бұрын

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that intro like holy

@7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 жыл бұрын

Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

@haydenhenderlich9299 4 жыл бұрын

What is the song tho

@jabini 4 жыл бұрын

@@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

@edwardblake9203 4 жыл бұрын

@tomcmw 4 жыл бұрын

What software did he edit it with ?

@rachellol7418 4 жыл бұрын

the best thing to ever exist fnaf? more like: Fucker Never Ate Flakes

@dylwilsports3118 4 жыл бұрын

Rachel Murray that part played as soon as I saw this comment

@JamesKandler 4 жыл бұрын

No one click like on this comment. it is already N I C E

@bosssssss 4 жыл бұрын

@Z3RO5286 4 жыл бұрын

Doug Walker is the scariest FNAF Character.

@jojosuspect1024 4 жыл бұрын

Shroud

@ScubaMuhFuckenSteve 3 жыл бұрын

This is all we got now since he prolly isn’t ever coming back

@cumburger69 3 жыл бұрын

Doubt

@Artremas 3 жыл бұрын

@@cumburger69 everyone has cut ties with him. It'll be difficult to even try

@cumburger69 3 жыл бұрын

@@Artremas hard doesnt mean impossible

@Artremas 3 жыл бұрын

@@cumburger69 I just don't think Carson would be up to the challenge. He might start an entirely new channel though, I could see him trying that

@cumburger69 3 жыл бұрын

@@Artremas oh he cant comeback as callmecarson i agree with that.

@nghtmur 2 жыл бұрын

42:42 laughed so hard at this part I peed myself from the terror of his rampage and from how hilarious it is

@G1ngerGiant 5 жыл бұрын

-Best of CallMeCarson- *80 Minutes of Carson Wheezing*

@tv_tar5006 5 жыл бұрын

ThaGingerGiant gimme a minute

@robbierotten1309 5 жыл бұрын

Next time add dash’s to the sides of the words you want crossed out, like this lol -......- or -_____- Like -CallMeCarson- Discord Pewdiepie

@tv_tar5006 5 жыл бұрын

Robbie Rotten gimme a minute

@kitkatsartsuwu8398 5 жыл бұрын

Just 80?

@tv_tar5006 5 жыл бұрын

kitkat de kitten gimme a minute

@strayble 5 жыл бұрын

carson, finding your channel was a great experience. your laugh is contagious, your sense of humor is right up my alley, and you always manage to make anything and everything fun. itll sound cheesy, but you and your videos have gotten me through some tough times. thanks for everything, and, i mean it when i say this: never change. i love you. edit as of jan 7 2021: man.

@muzzyLimon 5 жыл бұрын

No homo

@sansfieldundertale869 5 жыл бұрын

@Big Booty 69420 wow guys

@picori4847 5 жыл бұрын

@Big Booty 69420 im gay

@flouglemireindustries4335 5 жыл бұрын

He forgot no homo

@nihilmr 5 жыл бұрын

Strayble tHATS GAY

@boybiggs3940 4 жыл бұрын

*IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION JUST HOW CLEAN THAT INTRO WAS THO???*

@Ian-qm1gz 3 жыл бұрын

The fairy fountain theme is my favorite song in the legend of zelda

@sofiatrujillo621 3 жыл бұрын

What song is that

@Ian-qm1gz 3 жыл бұрын

@@sofiatrujillo621 the fairy fountain theme from the legend of zelda ocarina of time

@bendriscoll 3 жыл бұрын

Im here to watch, even though what he did was wrong, but I still just want to laugh.

@guitarsoot784 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah same, ill always enjoy his content, even now.

@uv-al 3 жыл бұрын

@@guitarsoot784 He didnt "sext" an underaged girl, that is just lies, traves and noah backstabbed him for clout, and there was really no basis as not only the gnome keemstar acknowledged they were allegations, but one of the people who was involved apologized for lying proving that it was most likely a played up joke or lie, i dont know where carson went, i think hes just hiding from the drama probably in a mental health panic.

@drakejefferson449 3 жыл бұрын

@@uv-al he isn't using his mental health is a victim card unlike mini Ladd dead he genuinely has problems and needs to get them sorted out

@pathetic_girl 3 жыл бұрын

@@uv-al I agree but the girl admitting was a fake Twitter account

@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 жыл бұрын

**adds up all your vid lengths** Wait a minute, this isn’t all of every video you’ve made!

@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын

🤔

@snackgremlin5508 5 жыл бұрын

Bamboozled again boys👌👌😂

@thomastut_ 5 жыл бұрын

OOOHH i get it all he's vids are the best (that took me a good minute to find out)

@thomastut_ 5 жыл бұрын

@that wolfman das ist not very cool

@purplehaze2358 5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 anime plot twists.

@ph013nichs5 4 жыл бұрын

Instead of looking for “weather noise” for 10 minutes, the sound u were looking for was the emergency alert system.

@themonthlyspooker2552 4 жыл бұрын

ok nerd

@Yetigaming420 4 жыл бұрын

ok chuck

@bleach9508 4 жыл бұрын

It’s called eas tones

@thomaspitt7181 4 жыл бұрын

@@Brand_NewCherryFlavor ah I see, a man of culture

@kyleolejniczak9745 4 жыл бұрын

You probably site the scientific inaccuracies in every movie you watch

@weave4247 3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the next one

@stupiditysad9079 3 жыл бұрын

And that's where your wrong

@hayleypearcer3167 3 жыл бұрын

well....

@browtf1252 3 жыл бұрын

So uhm- who's gonna.. you know uh.. tell em'

@schmoogledoink2738 2 жыл бұрын

Aged like milk then aged like wine

@schmoogledoink2738 2 жыл бұрын

@@stupiditysad9079 not anymore

@dinonuggyyyy 3 жыл бұрын

nah imma jus forget about what happened, he was still the best.

@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын

So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of 4 million subscribers.

@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@voyager2135 5 жыл бұрын

Or one hundredth of a 100 million.

@purplehaze2358 5 жыл бұрын

How to properly clean your metal computer leveled up! *How to properly clean your mental computer.*

@Polar333Bear 4 жыл бұрын

16:39 I finally realized why he looked so familiar. I went to school with him for like seven years.

@snowytoshio3554 4 жыл бұрын

Omg

@arise_femto 4 жыл бұрын

*I H A V E A B O M B*

@mahi-um2bo 4 жыл бұрын

Get in contact. *_N O W_*

@moved4028 4 жыл бұрын

Polar333Bear wait what was he like- was he the weird kid or what

@samfairbanks3692 4 жыл бұрын

Polar333Bear what was he like in school?

@michaelelsheimer8797 4 жыл бұрын

We all love you Carson threw the darkness to the light. We love you and everyone of us are willing to talk

@KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 жыл бұрын

15:16 "Those crabs scare me" "No, that's a black dude"

@salvalence1302 5 жыл бұрын

“When I hit 100 k I cried, but when I hit 1 mil I came”

@PhoenixAce 4 жыл бұрын

bish wat da faq no u

@PhoenixAce 4 жыл бұрын

bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

@PhoenixAce 4 жыл бұрын

bish wat da faq too much energy

@PhoenixAce 4 жыл бұрын

bish wat da faq there you go perfect

@PhoenixAce 4 жыл бұрын

bish wat da faq you speak!

@bakescake1254 4 жыл бұрын

"How did you become the leader of your nation?" *"I SPLOOGE ON EVERYBODY ELSE!"*

@jaydenparker5576 4 жыл бұрын

My wife left me cause I splooge too much

@skecherkid6411 4 жыл бұрын

Jayden Parker I splooge on their families

@mav01 4 жыл бұрын

-J. Stalin

@santiago-jv6jr 3 жыл бұрын

man, i miss carson so much

@cdoggo3352 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine rewatching this video on a long flight. Just to have your earphones disconnect at 16:33

@Memeolicious 5 жыл бұрын

At least he isn't 700k late to his 1 mil special.

@occmed9443 5 жыл бұрын

raccooneggs to rape u thats a bruh moment ngl

@ezra6434 5 жыл бұрын

* COUGH COUGH* RACCONEGGS *COUGH *

@yannichoundalas3098 5 жыл бұрын

@raccooneggs

@tjorvimakansson7698 5 жыл бұрын

@raccooneggs

@mendozian5325 5 жыл бұрын

At least you uploaded your 1 mil faster than raccooneggs

@tv_tar5006 5 жыл бұрын

Titanium _ Sword3 gimme a minute

@sinneryy8662 5 жыл бұрын

@maxchur 5 жыл бұрын

Not a hard complement lmao

@Dr1ppy._.G0bl1n_23 5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@cwuzzy 2 жыл бұрын

I used to play this video during my journey to get a better body. Every time I exercised, I put on this video and it made it such a fun and happy experience. It hurts to see all this happen to him when what he did wasn’t all that bad as people were saying.

@nibbles35 2 жыл бұрын

I sometimes come here to pretend that nothing happened

@dogboyonline 5 жыл бұрын

“i cannot express how joyful i am that i have hit 1 million subs” In the most monotone voice

@ThatOneDudeWhoPostsStuff 4 жыл бұрын

He meant it when he said he couldn't express how joyful he was

@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 жыл бұрын

Why would you peel the rind off the pringle? That's the best part

@unjuiceable9080 5 жыл бұрын

Because Jesus Christ made it that way

@redneckmaniac3463 5 жыл бұрын

same dude what about top beef pizza? i kinda like it but its _fucking descusting_ when the Amatos Pizza worker forgets to _shear_ the *_film_* off of the beef before its cooked. amatos worker if you see this... plz dont forget to shear the film off of my pizza and others, or it will taste like burnt rubber and smell like dog cum.

@dsend_ 5 жыл бұрын

@@redneckmaniac3463 yeah man it's fucked up what they do

@isaiahp.4609 5 жыл бұрын

Whoever eats burgers without the peel is a dumbass

@LorenzosGalaxy 5 жыл бұрын

Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

@renowned9885 4 жыл бұрын

3:54 sometimes u slap the baby and it makes absolutely no noise

@jacobglover1487 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this 36 times now that we’re in quarantine and I don’t get bored, or tired while watching this one hour long vid. We all love you Carson, were crying with you bud. (Check the replies on this comment)

@jacobglover1487 4 жыл бұрын

I will be editing this now for each new time i watch.

@DarthYoshi401 4 жыл бұрын

Memey Good

@DarthYoshi401 4 жыл бұрын

I look forward to your edits

@jacobglover1487 4 жыл бұрын

Darth yoshi401 it was originally at 6 LOL

@cornfriedspaghetti4231 4 жыл бұрын

dude i seen it more times that i can count