Best Of CALZONE | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites
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Күн бұрынHot off the streets of Napoli (or so he wishes), Ben Wyatt's (Adam Scott) mission is simple - convince the people of Pawnee to ditch pizza and step into the THE CALZONE ZONE.
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@Azulmine 4 жыл бұрын
Ben going from making calzones in his depressive state to entering a pie contest with calzones at the height of his career is the glo up we all need
@TeamLegacyFTW 4 жыл бұрын
Glo up??
@JaqenHghar. 4 жыл бұрын
The calzones were always there for him. ...except that one time they nearly killed him
@loblit05 4 жыл бұрын
@@JaqenHghar. it wasn't the calzones' fault. It was the chef
@dustyboialex 4 жыл бұрын
Ben making calzones in his depressive state is all of us baking bread during quarantine
@newname3021 4 жыл бұрын
Alexbutalsotrash I feel personally attacked 😂 I realized I needed to slow my shit down when I I went through a whole bag of flower. Why? Because how easy dough is to make and the craziest part about dough is you can flavor it whatever! Even fry it. I knew all this before but I didn’t realize how easy it was to make lol
@theponystark 4 жыл бұрын
"As God as my witness, they're dead to me" >Two seasons later "DESSERT CALZONE"
@02_aldebaranrahmanadhitya95 4 жыл бұрын
How're you man?
@JoeHoeDoesSomething 4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna eat lasagna peace
@G7130 4 жыл бұрын
Pony Stark Not really even two seasons, at the accounting firm he ate Them.
@Jgm-gm9wi 4 жыл бұрын
Calzone’s a cruel mistress Ben can’t stay away from.
@RobGradyVO 4 жыл бұрын
wait a second.....these arent pizzas.....THOSE ARE CALZONES
@Wymdragon 4 жыл бұрын
That last scene makes me want a “best of Ben at the accounting firm.”
@Gotchism4Life 4 жыл бұрын
Best of Barney
@em5554 4 жыл бұрын
So basically him just being in the accounting firm lol
@letimoore 4 жыл бұрын
That bit was the best....next to the NPR RADIO bit
@perrytheplatypus2001 4 жыл бұрын
Did you mean "5 minutes of 'sorry Barney, I can't work here'"
@leonelalejandrovazquez3060 4 жыл бұрын
There is a "Best of Barney moments" in the official Parks and Rec account
@juniormedina4485 4 жыл бұрын
*"There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats."* Classic *Ron Swanson* Quotes
@ryryhc 4 жыл бұрын
Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit
@angelbarahona2013 4 жыл бұрын
Red Forman and Ron Swanson. Kindred spirits.
@firexx78 4 жыл бұрын
God I hate watching anything to do with Ben going to the accounting office. It breaks my heart when he keeps leaving them. They're perfect 😭
@alexis-marie_9920 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr especially how Ben was feeling about friendship and his perceived importance.. but he fit right with them and they appreciated him so much 😭😭😭
@bdgrey 4 жыл бұрын
The Cones of Dunshire was the saddest one.
@KittyPieVibes 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah fr, when the rest of the world is always dissing him they are totally down for everything and anything he says and does
@NXC97 4 жыл бұрын
I can see the logic in it though. At the accounting office, he has everything he needs/wants. It's normal human psychology to desire a challenge of sorts; something where your endgame is just outside your reach
@alhollywood6486 4 жыл бұрын
I call Ledgerman!!
@baileygrace3749 4 жыл бұрын
“I call it the Low Cal Calzone zone” “That is literally the best idea I have ever heard” “That idea is terrible” 😂😂😂😂
@DLSacks 4 жыл бұрын
Game Changer
@TheThreeHeadedDragon 3 жыл бұрын
A better name would be The Low Cal-Zone.
@Gr4ee2nCr0ak 3 жыл бұрын
Love how he looks around before saying it like to make sure no one can steal the idea
@fieryphoenix586 2 жыл бұрын
Even Chris, someone always conscious about his health, knows low calorie pizza is a terrible idea.
@JonyTony2018 2 жыл бұрын
Right? Just call it Low Cal-Zone
@A62119 4 жыл бұрын
Ben: “Come on in man” Chris: “I already did” Kills me every time
@tonyblake7569 4 жыл бұрын
If it was anyone else I'd think they were trying to hint Chris should wait until being invited in but no, I'm sure this was just Ben being Ben lol.
@Irishrebel092 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna use low fat ingredients" "Game changer"
@snszbyd 4 жыл бұрын
IrishRebel92 low*
@mckaylamurphy5336 4 жыл бұрын
IrishRebel92 Low cal calzone zone
@sabin97 3 жыл бұрын
low fat ingredients are a recipe for disaster.....if you want fewer calories eat a smaller portion. never sacrifice taste to save calories.
@AgentMacklinFBI 4 жыл бұрын
When Ben was in his rough patch and fell into depression I felt that
@burtmacklinfbi5988 4 жыл бұрын
Burt Macklin Holy shit dude.
@KittyPieVibes 4 жыл бұрын
@@burtmacklinfbi5988 what happened o.o
@KittyPieVibes 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot what reply I had to your comment you did me a frighten
@burtmacklinfbi5988 4 жыл бұрын
kittypie Ph oh haha. No me and Burt Macklin have the same profile picture lol
@harrisonmccroskey7640 4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean when he was in a rough CalZONE!
@johnsheehan1194 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo WW2 *Italy attacks Germany* "The calzones..... Betray me?!"
@jbasti227 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@itsstephenproductions7292 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is hecka underrated
@streettacodyl 4 жыл бұрын
The calzones, they betrayed me
@finnishnin 4 жыл бұрын
It was LITERALLY a mini calzone.
@JoeHoeDoesSomething 4 жыл бұрын
As god is my witness, they are dead to me - Ben Wyatt
@Carlos-np7du 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part 🤣
@robertnguyen9493 3 жыл бұрын
The look on his face as he says that line is what really sells it!
@weebwhacker6217 3 жыл бұрын
I have that same scene as a vinyl print on my computer
@mattosj.berger2081 4 жыл бұрын
For me, the food poisoning scene is the equivalent of the Office's fire alarm scene.
@modest_mind2526 4 жыл бұрын
Way less epic....
@thekunkler6773 4 жыл бұрын
When ben is dialing with his nose and it shows Chris's face unfocused up close it kills me every time
@crannychan 4 жыл бұрын
....or the "get on your feet" situation
@dangermenatwork 4 жыл бұрын
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I FELT THE SAME UNTIL I READ THIS
@grimace204 4 жыл бұрын
For me it's like the scene where they come in to work the next day after Todd Packer drugged them with cupcakes
@mackenzie7517 4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about what a good friend Chris is while Ben is going through his rough patch
@heobhow 3 жыл бұрын
Sure, go ahead
@badreedinedjellali1328 3 жыл бұрын
the should of made a show about those two as roommates
@My_Naginta 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe that Adam Scott and Rob Lowe care about each other like that in real life
@georgerogers2120 3 жыл бұрын
Pawnee: Irrationally in love with a miniature horse. Irrationally antagonistic to calzones.
@chi7818 3 жыл бұрын
Well a calzone is basically a slice of pizza with double the crust and half the toppings because it will spill out if you use too much. It’s a shittier version of pizza. It’s like a sandwich but I add 2 extra pieces of bread.
@KingDuckGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Pawnee: The land of insanity
@chi7818 3 жыл бұрын
@Leon Russell sometimes the truth hurts
@chi7818 3 жыл бұрын
@Leon Russell I’ve made calzones and other stuffed food items. When you make them you can’t over fill them because they will burst and the toppings will spill out. This is the limit of an enclosed, baked food item. Compare this to a pizza where you can put extra cheese and as many toppings as you want.
@oneleafaday348 2 жыл бұрын
And salads. They also hate salads
@josevelalandaverry5359 4 жыл бұрын
“They’re dumb, and so was that idea” LOOOOL
@amityislandchum 4 жыл бұрын
Unemployed Ben was amazing.
@tstan9713 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that could be a show
@beermonkey18271 4 жыл бұрын
“Im on the highway to the Calzone-Zone!” -Adam scott 2015
@shizumeru_ 4 жыл бұрын
2:29 I love the detail on the plates. Ron only has vegetables left, Chris only has meat left, and Tom still hasn't touched it because it'll ruin the presentation.
@notoriouszig 2 жыл бұрын
I had never noticed that! SUCH great writing on this show.
@burakbodur5605 4 жыл бұрын
“Calzones... Betrayed me? Never again. They are dead to me” sounds like a line from The Godfather
@inviqt4011 2 жыл бұрын
And that i do not forgive.
@randalloshbough908 2 жыл бұрын
God as my witness
@nine2380 4 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I really want Calzone now.
@PlayaP69 4 жыл бұрын
Gosh, no! I've already made an order at Mellow Mushroom. 😉
@masonbaker7908 4 жыл бұрын
@@PlayaP69 Fayetteville Arkansas gang!
@landsraad9745 4 жыл бұрын
"Old Chicago" Restaurant has AMAZING Calzones!! Get a nice dark brew while you're there too! Also, unlimited marinara sauce for that Calzone :)
@nine2380 4 жыл бұрын
@@landsraad9745 plz marry me
@Sabrowsky 4 жыл бұрын
Its never weird to want a calzone
@finnishnin 4 жыл бұрын
I have voided more than Toms body weight in the last 12 hours alone. *I believe it*
@jefftaargus6672 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't sure what make for supper tonight...now I'm in the Zone.
@cloudwatcher608 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Taargus In the Low-cal Calzone Zone?
@capture_diaries 4 жыл бұрын
"Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?" 😂
@bbean.loosey 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine his reaction to a hot pocket
@ZombieGoddessxi 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Ben honey a dessert calzone is just a turn over.
@Thezors 4 жыл бұрын
ZombieGoddessxi you just blew my mind, I’m not going to lie
@alixxander82 4 жыл бұрын
ZombieGoddessxi hhahahahaha
@alixxander82 4 жыл бұрын
My mind is blown also
@emm_gee1294 4 жыл бұрын
and a calzone with no tomato sauce is just an empanada.
@tonyblake7569 4 жыл бұрын
All I could think about was the hostess apple and cherry pies.
@diegosoltero4323 4 жыл бұрын
I love how many times he had to quit the accounting firm
@passionoflovers 3 жыл бұрын
TEEEED!!!
@argee5870 3 жыл бұрын
That was one of my favorite running gags 🤣🤣 and I love Barney 😆
@ChemMan1102 4 жыл бұрын
"Subtle and provocative, like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret." Lol as a Dutch American, this line made perfect sense.
@jcolin16 4 жыл бұрын
That accounting firm loved him so much
@Southparker42 4 жыл бұрын
His face when he realizes that the pizzas are calzones is so wholesome and priceless
@0nsl4ught78 4 жыл бұрын
6:50 you can see his life draining from his eyes. Poor ben ( ; - ;)
@courirnorte8137 3 жыл бұрын
"the calzones, betrayed me???????" "guys as god as my witness they're dead to me..." lmaooo the way he says it so intense and quiet gets me every time
@Septimus_ii 4 жыл бұрын
At least Chris can almost pronounce them
@daringducky6236 4 жыл бұрын
Caluhzonay
@mc495150 4 жыл бұрын
Grazie...
@michaeldukes4108 4 жыл бұрын
Super funny because Adam Scott’s 1/4 Sicilian in real life.
@drivewaystar6485 2 жыл бұрын
Ben opening that pizza box and seeing calzones is the most wholesome thing I've even seen in my life.
@lukeshenko1903 4 жыл бұрын
The first episode Ben appeared in, “The Master Plan” aired on May 13, 2010. I now declare May 13 to be Ben Wyatt Calzone Day, a new national holiday. Celebrate by enjoying some fantastic calzones with friends or family. I know I will be! #BenWyattCalzoneDay2020
@allyb3510 4 жыл бұрын
Boom
@Pikachu-fw6tz 4 жыл бұрын
May 13th is my birthday
@lukeshenko1903 4 жыл бұрын
Fahad Rizvi Congratulations, chosen one!
@Pikachu-fw6tz 4 жыл бұрын
Luke Shenko !! Thank you thank you. I take this honour very seriously I want to thank my mom and my day for helping get to this crowning achievement.
@lukeshenko1903 4 жыл бұрын
Fahad Rizvi Thank the calzone God, aka Ben Wyatt. He gave you the powers of a prophet
@abslutekhaos1369 4 жыл бұрын
"I was dying earlier today. Then I died. And now I'm dead. I had to cancel a date with Shauna Malwae Tweep. Do you think she'll still like me, now that I'm dead?" 😂 I know it's a video for Ben, but Chris is an icon 😂
@invisiblek5783 4 жыл бұрын
"Highwayyy to the calzone zone!"
@gabriellelittlefield5956 4 жыл бұрын
Drizzle it on for me! I’m not your maaaaaaaid!
@Islandkid679 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure if anyone else saw it but when they're testing menu options for Ben, on the whiteboard, under the first option with the calzone, Ron had commented "bad meat". Of course, later on they've all had food poisoning from the calzone.
@kevinconnor6035 3 жыл бұрын
The quick cut from "That idea is lit'rally the greatest idea I've ever heard" to "That idea is terrible" is probably in my Top Five Parks & Rec moments.
@siddharthmenon8715 Жыл бұрын
Up there with Chris saying “I’m dead 😁👍” during the emergency response drill. Always gets me! 😂
@LucasPachecoF 4 жыл бұрын
I've been in Ben's rought patch for about my whole life now
@calliejohnston9489 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Pacheco, human disaster
@sassysasquatch2722 4 жыл бұрын
"I cracked the bottom of the bowl" haha Ron
@tahraethestoryteller6079 3 жыл бұрын
🤢
@ijustlikethiscrapokay 4 жыл бұрын
a part of me will always love ben and his interaction with that accounting firm
@magicktaxi 4 жыл бұрын
Ben should’ve stayed in the accounting firm
@DavideBorsatto 4 жыл бұрын
Leslie's "oh" at 8:00 cracks me up every time. It's like "I guess we're back to that, again" 😂
@guyshafor1320 4 жыл бұрын
The name of Ben's restaurant is "The Low Cal. Zone" Please make this canon.
@Blue_Avatar 4 жыл бұрын
* The Low Cal Calzone... Zone
@guyshafor1320 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blue_Avatar he was so close!
@kainxjm 4 жыл бұрын
Open it in Southern California. Make it The So Cal Low Cal Calzone Zone
@DG-en7do 4 жыл бұрын
@@kainxjm the local so cal low cal calzone zone
@notoriouszig 2 жыл бұрын
@@kainxjm Then we SoCal locals could derisively refer to it as the "So-called SoCal Low Cal Calzone Zone." Also: Your comment is genius.
@marianadesilva9174 4 жыл бұрын
A story of a book I wouldn't read, but would watch the movie. Thank you Tom. I felt that
@Jademoon25 4 жыл бұрын
"The Calzones betrayed me?!"
@DanielTorres-ee4pl 4 жыл бұрын
Them trying to dial the phone to Tom is my favorite scene in the whole goddamn show
@emorydaniel9084 3 жыл бұрын
I would never left that accounting firm. What a truly, remarkably thoughtful and supportive bunch
@superonions22 3 жыл бұрын
its honestly very sweet that while they were all suffering from food poisoning their first thought was to call tom
@ary8797 3 жыл бұрын
i love the way ben turned into a whole other person when he was describing the calzone that wasn't a calzone
@stephenmarco2927 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite subtle jokes is Ben mispronouncing the Italian way to say calzone in a bad accent a Chris responding with the correct way.
@Ryanjakehenry 4 жыл бұрын
That food poisoning scene is still hardest I’ve laughed in a show ever.
@konradsashin8041 4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me? Free me from what? *FROM THE TYRANNY OF WOMEN* Quick camera cut That got me pretty good
@JoeyVSupreme 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen this show and already enjoy it more than the office. Such subtle yet great comedy.
@starrtaylorbriscoe3843 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but Chris’s face at 4:43 is the funniest thing 😂
@davidluna3209 4 жыл бұрын
That look back with the wink is gold.
@jj.wahlberg 4 жыл бұрын
David Luna it makes me melt every time I watch it. Adam Scott is so damn handsome
@EvetsZerimar23 4 жыл бұрын
He really should have just taken that accounting job from the beginning. He would have been Tom cruise there
@evanhatmaker3087 4 жыл бұрын
“Bad meat, no, fantastic meat dish, thumbs up” - Ron’s critiques on wedding food
@PlayaP69 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Wyatt: The "Jim" "Belushi" of the "rec." 😉
@JR_Cargile 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: H- Ben: Calzone
@NevanSlone 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Boys when they see a doorframe 6:18
@siraeslava2562 4 жыл бұрын
Thought you were gonna say 5:30
@siraeslava2562 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were gonna say 5:30
@ASeed17 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s Mz. Knope.” I... I have to stan.
@kokirichild616 4 жыл бұрын
When Chris said "I was dying earlier today, and then I died... now I'm dead" I felt that
@zero131056 Жыл бұрын
Bens gradual decline in smiling as Leslie berates his love of calzones was legit fantastic television
@CaptainLumpyDog 4 жыл бұрын
4:22 Chris, I'm dy-ing! I love the way he says that 😂😂😂 (That is also an accurate, if understated representation of food poisoning.)
@crotchetybob 4 жыл бұрын
Alright, well, Tommy feels great, I'm about to go eat some lasagna. PEACE!
@KittyKat6931 4 жыл бұрын
His face at 6:52 always breaks my heart 💔
@Kelly-uw1xr 4 жыл бұрын
He’s literally the perfect guy
@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 4 жыл бұрын
6:07 the look in his eyes truly show either deep anger or blood lust either way its just pure
@larrydavis7689 4 жыл бұрын
“I did not sleep last night, and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl” BRUH LMFAO TEARS
@krombopulost4699 4 жыл бұрын
Ben should've worked at that accounting firm. They LOVE him
@necronerd7507 3 жыл бұрын
This man’s downward spiral into calzone hell is hilarious
@skatingandstuff8410 3 жыл бұрын
“You uh.. you know what I like, *CaLzOnEs* “
@morpheusdorpheusorpheus 9 ай бұрын
"Did Someone Say Calzone" is the most perfect book title they could have come up with
@littlemaridee 4 жыл бұрын
I love that the accounting firm has vernors to drink. It's so perfectly midwestern of them.
@Mk2_benj 4 жыл бұрын
Drizzle it on for me I’m not your maiddddd Best Haverford quote
@gdawgs101 4 жыл бұрын
Probably is his best quote and it wasn't even funny. God I can't stand Aziz Ansari...
@BlackSkullArmor 4 жыл бұрын
That last scene was absolutely wholesome 😊
@euphgames9009 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Wyatt at the beginning is like everyone quarantining right now
@loulie1997 3 жыл бұрын
7:23 😂😂😂 I love how she casually jumps to 1000
@jcksparrowfan 4 жыл бұрын
The way Ben just casually states he''s dying xD
@andrewsutherland133 4 жыл бұрын
Chris's best line is "It was literally just a small calzone"
@ndonegan1558 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I know it’s a comedy; but the one time I got food poisoning, doing one of Ben’s floor rolls would have been a horrible, horrible, horrible mistake.
@damaniqphillip2756 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want one
@devanshkamdar8244 4 жыл бұрын
Feel ya
@matthewridgway8374 4 жыл бұрын
I think the first calzone I ever had was at Sabarro's in the mall. This was years ago and I thought they were pretty damn good. Thinking on it now I think those were the only ones I ever had, 3 or 4 times at that one Sabarro where I was living at the time, none before, and none since.
@sayakchoudhury9711 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know what a calzone was before I watched Parks and rec.
@diegohernandez5072 4 жыл бұрын
I love calzones. Specially when it’s stuffed with pepperoni and mushrooms
@solidussnake1906 4 жыл бұрын
Why not just call it the "Low-Cal-Zone"?
@passionoflovers 3 жыл бұрын
Don't you have any sense of humor?
@michaelchiara5969 4 жыл бұрын
We need a best of Barney ASAP
@arushiagrawal1940 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Chiara kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ish1nJahl6q9gnk.html
@darkknightszy4674 4 жыл бұрын
The compilation I’ve been waiting for.....
@m_gwb 4 жыл бұрын
never knew I needed this compilation 😢
@JoostMehrtens 4 жыл бұрын
10 minutes about Calzones and not even once an explanation why a calzone is so much better than a pizza.
@dipdop9734 3 жыл бұрын
Because they're not. Too much dough
@davidcreason5921 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with Andy. Just add pepperoni and you have the perfect combo
@pranjallpahuja 3 жыл бұрын
the funniest scene was when ben says to chris "what's up chris, come on in man!" and he's like "i already did!"
@westnilesnipes 4 жыл бұрын
Chris is so positive, I love it.
@sirapple5034 4 жыл бұрын
Ironically now in 2020 I understand Bens nervousness around cops
@lavendersage444 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh just now? Y’all late
@wesley5729 4 жыл бұрын
I always have a big smile on my face whenever Ben Wyatt is at the accounting firm
@jamesx2703 4 жыл бұрын
The way he picks them for the wedding, and denies they are calzone 🤣 calls them mini pastries or something
@aidanfoley6463 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Ben is always so horrified around the police
@leephillips4402 2 жыл бұрын
Ben loves calzones slightly less than Leslie loves waffles.
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