Binging with Babish: Ben Wyatt's Calzones from Parks & Rec
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4 жыл бұрынBen Wyatt: mayor of Ice Town, occasional Batman impersonator, and unwavering disciple of the calzone. Today we celebrate Ben's fandom with a trio of his most notorious pizza pocket projects: calzone-shaped apple pie, (poisonous) mini calzones, and the low-cal-calzone-zone. Pizza is better as a sandwich, isn't it?
Music: "Juparo" by Broke for Free
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Recipe: www.bingingwithbabish.com/rec...
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@mitchellwhisner1200 4 жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t call it that. It was more like a savory pastry, delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.”
@alyssabonner5671 4 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Whisner it was literally just a calzone
@caseybouquet 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you’re describing a hot pocket
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
@@alyssabonner5671 It was LITERALLY a just a small calzone.
@radmoonable 4 жыл бұрын
@RYAN MONESTERIO it's a direct quote from the show.
@devingendron2287 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t a small, savory stuffed pastry fundamentally an empanada?
@willbransford5688 3 жыл бұрын
If Ben had a diet organic restaurant in California his restaurant would be called the local so-cal low-cal calzone zone
@ViewingChaos 3 жыл бұрын
That is a fantastic name-
@neardragon6716 3 жыл бұрын
that's not a name that's just sounds
@trym2121 3 жыл бұрын
@@neardragon6716 no. It's lo cal so cal low cal cal zone-zone
@neardragon6716 3 жыл бұрын
Try M did u have a stroke
@Sword_of_Saint_14 3 жыл бұрын
@@neardragon6716 LOL
@Ultimaniacx4 3 жыл бұрын
"The calzones...betrayed me?" Is one of my all time favorite lines of Parks and Rec.
@nooneinparticular469 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water lying about being milk.
@Ultimaniacx4 3 жыл бұрын
@@nooneinparticular469 Thats also a super strong one.
@Malloc42 4 жыл бұрын
And don't forget Pawnee's town slogan, "First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity"
@jacob8928 4 жыл бұрын
Pawnee: Welcome Vietnamese soldiers!
@iiovemiku 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacob8928 "Pawnee, Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp."
@cranberryjuice960 4 жыл бұрын
birthplace of julia roberts
@eaglesattack 3 жыл бұрын
Home of the world-famous Julia Roberts lawsuit
@MrMoodrow 3 жыл бұрын
Pawnee: when you're their, you're home
@SensationalBanana 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Ben loves Calzones so much that he even tries to make the pronounciation more complicated than it is.
@bluesira 4 жыл бұрын
"Uh-Cal-zon-eh!"
@pixel-hy4jx 4 жыл бұрын
“Uh-Cal-uh-zon-a”
@eggsalad3311 4 жыл бұрын
"Uh-cala-zone-neh"
@DizzyBusy 3 жыл бұрын
"Uh-Cal-a-zo-neh-zo-neh-neh"
@dave3938 3 жыл бұрын
bluesira minus the uh that’s pretty much how it’s supposed to be pronounced being an Italian word 😂
@babishculinaryuniverse 4 жыл бұрын
It was LITERALLY just a small calzone. EDIT: 4 *millimeters* not centimeters. My bad.
@rudstarvids2267 4 жыл бұрын
Binging with Babish h ow
@ActualHumanPerson 4 жыл бұрын
Calzones are garbage. Stromboli for the win.
@lolking7196 4 жыл бұрын
Calzone.Get in the Zone AUTO ZONE!
@dogedog8686 4 жыл бұрын
Binging with Babish Very nice
@ts3935 4 жыл бұрын
The calzones...betrayed me?
@nathanieljoseph9077 4 жыл бұрын
“And whats a pie? A SWEET CALZONE”-Ben Wyatt
@darn9717 4 жыл бұрын
No. A calzone is a savory pie.
@jameskilgour387 4 жыл бұрын
@@darn9717 no a pie is a savoury pie
@darn9717 4 жыл бұрын
James Kilgour _what_
@nautical4384 4 жыл бұрын
James Kilgour *what*
@zzskyninjazz1821 4 жыл бұрын
I only know meat pies
@Frozenwinter84 4 жыл бұрын
If you do a paunchburger episode, dont forget the "child" sized soda or Water+
@doctorofskillz2932 4 жыл бұрын
Water zero
@katla_phc 4 жыл бұрын
@@doctorofskillz2932 diet water zero light...it has only 60 calories per serving.
@7upcan502 3 жыл бұрын
That episode litterslly made me sick and I eat a lot
@bonkai68 3 жыл бұрын
@Lavender-Reboot roughly there size of a 2 year old child if they were liquified
@nghstudios65 3 жыл бұрын
It was a milkshake.
@abc68130 4 жыл бұрын
How to flex in 2019: Let me just get one of my Lamborghinis How to flex in 2020: Let me just get my giant bag of dry yeast.
@1mSeal 4 жыл бұрын
yeah man, can't find yeast anywhere now
@tomaskalinka5679 4 жыл бұрын
@@1mSeal Would it be drastically different if you made your immortal sourdough starter ?
@1mSeal 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomaskalinka5679 You kinda lost me here. what do you mean?
@thaumatomane 4 жыл бұрын
@@1mSeal If you get or make a sourdough culture you will have a constantly growing source of levening agent. The sourdough bacterial culture will grow (you just have to feed it) and you can use that to make many things. It never runs out since it replenishes itself. The main issue is that it does not lend itself to everything. Some things that need to be super airy will likely do best with yeast.
@1mSeal 4 жыл бұрын
@@thaumatomane I just looked at this option now, and while it is interesting, i doubt it fits, i want to do the NY style Pizza dough, and that is already a three day operation, now add the week i need for the Sourdough culture, this is way too long for me. however, while looking at this option you had led me to look up at high natural yeast having products like raisins, apples skins, potato water. And since i do have a bunch of potatoes, i might try that, so thanks for the indirect help :)
@AngryTheGnome 4 жыл бұрын
in Italy we call the small frying calzoni: "panzerotti" which translate roughly to "small bellys"
@JordanWallac3 4 жыл бұрын
small belly that makes a big belly
@saldan3985 4 жыл бұрын
In Indonesia we call them "Pastel" Which is weird and nobody knows why we call them that.
@dogebama 4 жыл бұрын
IN AMERICA WE CALL THEM TAUGHT BALLS
@karasking4862 4 жыл бұрын
That is adorable and I love it.
@whatwouldtarado213 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I grew up in NJ and yelled "THAT'S A PANZEROTTI!" at my computer screen.
@origamichik3n 3 жыл бұрын
Babish: "in another bowl combine threequartersofacupofsugaroneandahalfoftablespoonsofcornstarchonequartercupofbrownsugartwoteaspoonsofcinnamonhalfteaspoonofgroundgingerhalfteaspoonofgroundallspicecornteaspoonofgroundcloveszestofonelemonandteaspoonofkoshersalt." Me: "Sugar and salt then. Got it!"
@Silverwind87 3 жыл бұрын
Salgar?
@ghaniKSW2 3 жыл бұрын
@@Silverwind87 sugalt?
@mothman6380 3 жыл бұрын
Savory sweet gunpowder?
@calamity9451 3 жыл бұрын
@@mothman6380 A M E R I C A
@Carcharodon 3 жыл бұрын
@@calamity9451 *O I L*
@PanzerMold 3 жыл бұрын
"Haverford rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me! I’m not your maid!" ~Tom Haverford
@suhanikhanna7991 3 жыл бұрын
I am not your mAiDeeeeee
@hariviswanathane3431 3 жыл бұрын
@@suhanikhanna7991 The calzones... Betrayed me?
@lisahenry20 3 жыл бұрын
Drizzling sauce on food should be a crime. You're supposed to dip.
@priyantimandal770 2 жыл бұрын
Why did I read it in Tom's "snazzy" voice ...
@beansontoast6622 4 жыл бұрын
Ron's order from Paunch Burger when he's making a point to Leslie.
@bluestone227 4 жыл бұрын
Ron's paunch burger that he put a banana in
@D_Boone 4 жыл бұрын
And then put a banana on it and eat it.
@limeminun6042 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@tierneymay980 4 жыл бұрын
@@D_Boone He must be so happy to be allergic to bananas, to be able to say no to that request
@BayouChamps 4 жыл бұрын
"Ughh. 'Number Two' is right." -Anne Perkins.
@krishnavenugopal5680 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie but the “Low cal calzone zone” is a pretty sick name
@christianobangnaldo3393 4 жыл бұрын
band name idea
@jimwormmaster 4 жыл бұрын
Make the first one in southern California. Call it the SoCal Low Cal Calzone Zone
@krishnavenugopal5680 4 жыл бұрын
jimwormmaster That’s even better
@kleyperr6113 4 жыл бұрын
“Get a taste of the locale at the SoCal Low Cal Calzone Zone!”
@grashi 4 жыл бұрын
No One 😂😂😂
@craggywag5482 3 жыл бұрын
"it's just pizza that's harder to eat!" -Leslie Knope, 2014
@ARiter 3 жыл бұрын
but also better
@audee575 3 жыл бұрын
@@ARiter i dunno fam pepsi lowkey better
@audee575 3 жыл бұрын
@Sofa King so how tf should it be like
@zeroast9474 3 жыл бұрын
@Sofa King what is the proper way to do it then?
@javierescuella731 3 жыл бұрын
Sofa King there’s more than one way to make a calzone bud
@hufflepufflez3293 4 жыл бұрын
if this man ever had fanfiction written about him the focus on his forearms would be disturbing
@AlexR05e 4 жыл бұрын
This is... such a cursed comment. You’re not wrong however and a terrible part of me wants to get to writing now.
@hufflepufflez3293 4 жыл бұрын
@@AlexR05e oh, _please_ do
@ellabrown4248 3 жыл бұрын
All I can do is hope this doesn't exist
@abluejayc3503 3 жыл бұрын
@@ellabrown4248 the easiest thing to do is not to go look for it
@denny.moiras 3 жыл бұрын
If you were able to think it somebody probably did too and I hope that probably is incorrect
@dhawthorne1634 4 жыл бұрын
"Food IS magical. There's this one place that makes calzones that tell you how you are going to die." Calzone: "You are going to die by choking on a calzone."
@cic1470 4 жыл бұрын
D Hawthorne haha just kidding, a giant is gonna sit on you
@VanNessy97 4 жыл бұрын
Calzones from We Bare Bears
@dhawthorne1634 4 жыл бұрын
@@VanNessy97 No, SVTFOE.
@dhawthorne1634 4 жыл бұрын
@@scrumptious5110 Nope, CIC got it right. It was a joke. They really had died by a giant sitting on their face.
@tomiokatheanimator1306 4 жыл бұрын
D Hawthorne I knew I remembered that quote from somewhere
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
"Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature. See a doctor." -Binging with Babish 2020
@shinyduke1791 4 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere ?
@stopreplyingtome 4 жыл бұрын
ShinyDuke 17 lol
@AliMohammed-lt3xy 4 жыл бұрын
just saw at a nux vid
@doofuslaw 4 жыл бұрын
ShinyDuke 17 because he’s trying to pull a Justin Y.
@francisabellana445 4 жыл бұрын
@@doofuslaw no he's following the footsteps of legendary commentors
@demetergrasseater 3 жыл бұрын
Tiny deep-fried calzone is defined by us Puerto Ricans as the only permissible way to make empanadas.
@brock8061 3 жыл бұрын
My mom makes empanadas but she makes them like little apple pies instead of the meat filling
@scrubthedub69 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Levacque Жыл бұрын
@@brock8061 I've also heard of pineapple or strawberries in empanadas
@sonofpears4691 3 жыл бұрын
“Part skimmed ricotta which is kind of like wallpaper paste” 😂
@hudsonmaks3989 4 жыл бұрын
He says he doesn’t understand the people of Pawnee, he must be an Eagletonian
@madysonroberts1608 4 жыл бұрын
Hudson Maks honestly 🙄🙄🤣🤣
@SadCat-gd7td 4 жыл бұрын
Those snotty damn eagletons
@aaronlandry3934 4 жыл бұрын
Like Leslie
@pamcakemix 4 жыл бұрын
The best 🤣👏
@Bio_hazard-zf8uu 4 жыл бұрын
I only know Pawnee from watchdogs
@opnic_ 3 жыл бұрын
“Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature, see a doctor.” I’m dead
@lumberjack7178 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ASDAPOI 3 жыл бұрын
Should’ve gone to see that doctor
@nikorobinson6336 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm I'm just backed up nothing to worry about
@ottohartmann7444 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe just send a picture of them to all of your female employees, that should fix the problem
@cofl71 2 жыл бұрын
Genuine spit-take. :)
@erfling1 3 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a place that both made calzones and had a deep fryer, and also had a slow season. Long story short, deep fried calzones are very good. Also deep fried desert calzones, with chocolate inside
@frankbradley4487 4 жыл бұрын
PAUNCH BURGER AND MEAT TORNADO AND LESLIE’S WAFFLES COMBINED EPISODE WHEN!?
@presarioman 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, the meat tornado!
@maxijgo23 4 жыл бұрын
@@presarioman It literally killed a guy last year.
@etenterprises 4 жыл бұрын
You had me at meat tornado.
@frankbradley4487 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Lee {proceeds to drop desk drawer on the ground.}
@John-nd7il 4 жыл бұрын
It’s called the Swanson.
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 жыл бұрын
"burnished and browned and ... b'done" I come for the cooking skill but I stay for the alliteration.
@chazblank2717 4 жыл бұрын
You should do the Pawnee Unity Day Burger... “I love Pawnee, I just ordered a small burger; and both the buns were mini pizzas...” I’m imagining deep dishes...
@brock8061 3 жыл бұрын
At some point he has to make jj’s diner waffles
@Fyreflier 2 жыл бұрын
I just noticed Babish said "four-ish _centimetres_ thick" when rolling out mini calzone dough XD don't do that! Four-ish _millimetres_ is far more reasonable
@deez581 4 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THIS EPISODE GOING SO FAST
@radhiadeedou8286 4 жыл бұрын
At the end of the video I was out of breath
@jerkasshomer6154 4 жыл бұрын
Made in Heaven
@ctronomega 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, keep an eye out for the entire universe resetting
@TheMajesticJunkyard 4 жыл бұрын
Because he's done this before in different variations of his videos
@francisabellana445 4 жыл бұрын
Cuz its Quality over Quantity
@believeinmatter 4 жыл бұрын
Babish is such a perfectionist that I thought he was actually going to give himself food poisoning for the video
@callumjames7776 4 жыл бұрын
That is LITERALLY the best idea I’ve ever heard.
@avar.9926 3 жыл бұрын
You'd be lying if you didn't read that comment in the Chris traeger voice.
@ShrapnelTwo 3 жыл бұрын
Scientists believe that the first human to live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human.
@ericac6648 3 жыл бұрын
ann perkins! ;)
@wyliemercado3757 3 жыл бұрын
*two seconds later* That is LITERALLY the worst idea ever
@ElysianEverlasting 3 жыл бұрын
That is LITERALLY the greatest idea. I will run to my next meeting!
@afrikasmith1049 3 жыл бұрын
I never watched a single episode of Parks and Rec, but I can tell the writer or writers of the show really loves food.
@Amy_Sax 4 жыл бұрын
Babish: "out of breath a few times" Me: Casually moves away from laptop.
@jiraph52 4 жыл бұрын
**I move away from the laptop to breathe in
@fhat_the_wuck 4 жыл бұрын
Oh good, i'm not the only one who did that then.
@jagtan13 4 жыл бұрын
@@jiraph52 Tay Z.
@coolfrisbee 4 жыл бұрын
He had it a few episodes ago, and seeing this one made me happy that he's recovered =)
@Frankenbutt99 4 жыл бұрын
Broke: Binging with Babish Woke: *The low-cal calzone zone*
@caleboles8896 4 жыл бұрын
Whack: Cal Zone
@contractualnews9488 4 жыл бұрын
Weird: cat zone
@FALL-LAFF-7477 4 жыл бұрын
Creepy: "Zone"
@noodleydoo2862 4 жыл бұрын
king joe bespoke: baby zone
@reioni2143 3 жыл бұрын
7:35 You sure you don’t mean millimeters? 4 centimeters is like an inch and a half.
@janikolszewski3953 3 жыл бұрын
Sht up
@fab261 3 жыл бұрын
@@janikolszewski3953 no u
@breakfastline 3 жыл бұрын
@@janikolszewski3953 y
@Beeheeheee 3 жыл бұрын
Hi There hey that's mean
@-TheDarkestNight- 3 жыл бұрын
Explains the pfp
@westnilesnipes 4 жыл бұрын
“The calzones....betrayed me!?” Lol God bless Ben Wyatt and his love of calzones 😂
@brock8061 3 жыл бұрын
I wish he had started some sort of restaurant like Tom did. Or he could’ve made his calzones at toms bistro
@westnilesnipes 3 жыл бұрын
Brock The Calzone-zone! Lol
@brock8061 3 жыл бұрын
WestNileSnipes I KNOW I really wanted him to make that restaurant at some point
@melsyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog.
@majestichotwings6974 4 жыл бұрын
Cursed
@velcro1061 4 жыл бұрын
Corn bone? You mean the cob
@closetwarrior 4 жыл бұрын
@@velcro1061 No. Corn bone.
@emilyguzman8599 4 жыл бұрын
Corn bone sound like Joe Exotics neighbor's name
@Nikkitapup 4 жыл бұрын
This is an awful thing to ask for. Someone figured out how to do it. But only Babish could make it not terrible. Not that I know why he'd do it because it doesn't really fit either of his cooking show categories.
@5persondude 4 жыл бұрын
Babish: “Hey guys sorry I couldn’t get the Jojo episode out” Also Babish: “Hmm lets do Paunch Burger next episode”
@babishculinaryuniverse 4 жыл бұрын
Just joshing - Jojo episode drops next week, I got ahold of the rennet for some mozzarella-making!
@doppovulkan8449 4 жыл бұрын
We were memein' babby. Also I'm gonna use this opportunity to say that I heckin' love you holy crap you're amazing You're the very reason I started cooking and experimenting at home, oh and Coronavirus is also the reason for that.
@danielludwig647 4 жыл бұрын
@@babishculinaryuniverse aww shit, are we getting an episode based on Tonio's restaurant?? I'm down.
@marcelneudorf9340 4 жыл бұрын
@@babishculinaryuniverse is your Mozzarella also going to heal the consumers body?
@pendularnuncius2618 4 жыл бұрын
@@babishculinaryuniverse really hope the mozzarella is for tonio's restaurant and not that scene from steel ball run.
@unleashedplayer 3 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is the Low-Cal Calzone Zone
@officialnezquick 4 жыл бұрын
I got flashbacks to when Babish put actual blood sweat and tears in the Matilda cake and completely thought he would put expired sausage in the calzone for accuracy
@lemmadogman4924 4 жыл бұрын
“Empanadas - I mean calzones” REAL every time I see that scene I think “that’s literally an empanada”
@EmblaWanderer 4 жыл бұрын
And the small ones are 'empanadillas'
@ArtemisScribe 4 жыл бұрын
I mean they have different names in every culture. Putting a filling inside a pastry casing is a good way to transport it. It's why it's a worker's food. Everyone basically went "this is a good idea" on their own and created the same thing through trial and error.
@yogawarriorgirl 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArtemisScribe High-calorie food in transportable shell, the thing that unites the world!
@cheeseonyomama 4 жыл бұрын
That must have been the point of this video then. Because he opens it with "calzones" and the first thing he made was just a fucking apple pie lol
@ricvg9386 4 жыл бұрын
I just remembered a few months ago I went to this empanada place near my house and they had a pretty weird one with dulce de leche and cheese, and of course I had to order it. It was surprisingly good, so I'll just leave that information here, if any of you guys have dulce de leche and want to taste a weird calzone- I mean, empanada, give it a try.
@SmilesTheAce 4 жыл бұрын
This brought back a memory of a very obscure TV show called “Ed” about a guy who owned a bowling alley. Anyway, one episode one of the cooks had an idea of deep frying a whole apple pie instead of a calzone shaped one. Always wanted to try it, but I know it maybe a little dangerous since I don’t have a big enough deep fryer. Haha!
@triangulum8869 4 жыл бұрын
Dew it.
@nicebot337 4 жыл бұрын
You can do it but smaller ?
@edstirling 4 жыл бұрын
make small ones. sounds like a killer fritter.
@jameslanders3421 4 жыл бұрын
I love Ed. I wish they could release it again. Stupid music rights.
@arwen-_-E.M.P. 4 жыл бұрын
Ryann Soriano I have nine syllables for you: The king of random, And a Bathtub.
@komico11 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Did this man just use his protein powder lid as a cutter? My brain: Yes he did....yes he did
@endurogod5230 3 жыл бұрын
I was watching this at 1.25× speed and when he started talking extra fast i thought I was tripping
@aztolfoz 4 жыл бұрын
"You were expecting a JoJo episode, but it was me, a calzone episode!"
@cic1470 4 жыл бұрын
aztolfoz KONO DIO DA
@cantaffordmanga3908 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah my hopes are that Andrew makes Mista’s strawberry cake, or some of Tonio Trussardi’s food. I’m pretty sure there are ingredients in the manga.
@troyhilario2770 4 жыл бұрын
KONO CALZONE DA !!!
@have5599 4 жыл бұрын
I hope he makes the baby shit banana pudding
@FunkBastid 4 жыл бұрын
Calzone! How many times are you going to delay the JoJo episode?
@thejackalope2622 4 жыл бұрын
Is "Apple calzone" another way to say "almost a whole apple pie"?
@quintenpena693 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Dunlap It’s the unit of measurement for 3/4 of a whole pie
@crypticwestwind876 4 жыл бұрын
"Large apple turnovers"
@SirDiamondNips 4 жыл бұрын
More like 9/16ths of an apple pie.
@gourmetchocolatemilk9639 3 жыл бұрын
See, the calzone love is where i feel a connection with Ben. The traditional-breakfast love is where i feel a connection with Ron.
@ITSM3JON 3 жыл бұрын
I get so hyped to cook this stuff and then he says some "let that shit rest for 18 hours " D:
@earlgrey8143 4 жыл бұрын
"Haha! You thought this was the Jojo episode... but it was me, Ben Wyatt!"
@ivannaviosky1739 4 жыл бұрын
KONO CALZONE DA! WRYYY
@titovelez989 4 жыл бұрын
Babish: "Jojo episode next week" Me: "Oh God, he's gonna make the tea"
@OTSND 4 жыл бұрын
underrated post right here
@funnyname2922 4 жыл бұрын
He's gonna make water that makes you cry
@OnionJuice517 4 жыл бұрын
Next Time on Binging with Babish: Shigechi's Sandwich
@heartiron4178 4 жыл бұрын
Nah it will be a normal episode but he makes everything with the menacing spoon
@deadchanellmao9929 4 жыл бұрын
NOT THE TEA
@edim108 3 жыл бұрын
The mini calzones are just "pierogi but made by an Italian".
@leonardotube 3 жыл бұрын
They are literally fried empanadas.
@emileserper6355 3 жыл бұрын
@@leonardotube I read that in Chris Traeger's voice
@DanielPatrickOberlechner 3 жыл бұрын
they are called panserotti.
@the_bamboozler9613 3 жыл бұрын
2:55 my sister has one of those but she keeps it in her room guess she like to cook in her room
@ItsAlwaysOct 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that I dont even need to click the time stamp to know you're making a joke about the immersion blender
@samthomas4074 3 жыл бұрын
Damn I need to cook in my room
@AmraphelofShinar 3 жыл бұрын
Does her use of this device lead to what we see at 2:45?
@ashmitsingh6995 3 жыл бұрын
@@AmraphelofShinar when you accidentally chuck your pasta water but remember you're cooking in your room and have an immersion blender
@spzaruba5089 4 жыл бұрын
Friend: Why do you like calzones? They're only a quesadilla pizza. Me: You made my point. (Edit: much love to the fans of quesadilla pizzas! Thank you.)
@alanwiggins47 4 жыл бұрын
Or are quesadillas a Mexican calzone?
@SirCheeseEater 4 жыл бұрын
A pizza is an unfolded calzone...
@kevintapia1760 4 жыл бұрын
alan wiggins no since a quesadilla I shut but not sealed so no
@shiroiku9314 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevintapia1760 Shut up
@ljlk8583 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevintapia1760 not necessarilly
@samrosen9748 4 жыл бұрын
The accounting firm getting Ben calzones for cracking the case is the happiest moment in TV history
@KimberlyS01 3 жыл бұрын
By the way, if you're trying to avoid filling leakage, try to make sure there's as little air trapped in your dumpling/calzone before you seal it up.
@kyralumpkin1974 4 жыл бұрын
You should do the tomato sandwich from Harriett the Spy! I’d love to see how you would babish the simpleness of it!
@yerkomunozb.3537 4 жыл бұрын
"That's where the testicular similarities end, because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature: see a doctor." - Binging with Babish 4:53
@divyanshuanand1721 4 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at that
@markdc31 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny....
@hufflepuffotaku7642 4 жыл бұрын
So i SHOULD see a doctor about that, i wondered what was happening
@thedraconianviking1185 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bible verse when you write it like that
@POTATOEH81 4 жыл бұрын
It would be really nice if babish made an episode about Heavy's Sandwich from TF2 in memory of Rick May the voice actor of TF2's Soldier and peppy hare from Starfox 64 who recently passed away from The Coronavirus Edit Inspired from the replies : and maybe some of the other iconic foodstuffs if one sandwich isn't enough material for a video
@mattkennedy9308 4 жыл бұрын
Rick May dude. I agree though, tribute food from Babish would be cool.
@blackironwalterkus3851 4 жыл бұрын
Dude if you’re going to do a tribute, at least try and spell the guys name right.
@POTATOEH81 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry , google Autocorrects May to Ray for me because it's my friends name and I use it commonly
@oddacity5883 4 жыл бұрын
POTATO EH-81-ATG Bruh you did it again
@POTATOEH81 4 жыл бұрын
@@oddacity5883 goddammit , sorry
@DATA-qt3nb 4 жыл бұрын
for sure, whenever i use skim mozz i have to grate a little parm, romano, or Ricotta Salata for a tiny amount of genuine cheese flavor.
@NephilisThylord 4 жыл бұрын
And this (5:30) is when I realized he has the apple calzone in the background. Lol
@thefool_1164 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever andy really likes the food he makes his utensil bounce up and down after the bite Its the victory dance of the cooking world
@Sam-pg8cs 4 жыл бұрын
No one: *Andrew’s fork:* ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️ He used the fork shake of excellence in his new episode I’m dead 💀💀💀
@Al-zs6tq 4 жыл бұрын
5:52
@IanMossMakeMoss 4 жыл бұрын
Andrews hand after every bite in every video:⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
@wawa95035 4 жыл бұрын
Water ok but why did I laugh
@jordanjohnston3678 4 жыл бұрын
Natarattata here’s why. It is a response to certain external or internal stimuli. Laughter can arise from such activities as being tickled, or from humorous stories or thoughts. On some occasions, however, it may be caused by contrary emotional states such as embarrassment, apology, or confusion such as nervous laughter or courtesy laugh.
@gabbonoo 4 жыл бұрын
@@IanMossMakeMoss crumbs and juices, existent or not, shall be returned to the metaphorical plate
@NephilisThylord 3 жыл бұрын
“These people live and die for something called Paunch burger. Maybe I’ll try that.” And that’s what brought us to this day.
@annabellelin7730 Жыл бұрын
I think it's fitting that you picked sausage. Botulinum, which is one of the nastier food poisoning bacteria, was named because it was found in contaminated sausage. The "botulus" part means sausage.
@shanewoods6440 4 жыл бұрын
Babish: "roll out to about 4-ish centimetres thick" I think he definitely meant millimeters. 'Murica
@snowspire215 4 жыл бұрын
beat me to it
@KittyCatThang 4 жыл бұрын
"About 4-sih centimeters thick" Me, swapping back to this tab in confusion: That's a thick ass calzone-????
@jozsefgal9939 4 жыл бұрын
he probably meant millimeters, but I was confused too XD
@gabryelshepard4803 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping somebody else noticed that lmao
@KittyCatThang 4 жыл бұрын
@@jozsefgal9939 Oh he definitely did, but it just made me laugh when I heard that. XD
@vende6137 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, scrolled down to the comments too because of that one.
@jozsefgal9939 4 жыл бұрын
@@KittyCatThang yeah I was like: uhm wat?
@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld 2 жыл бұрын
"That's where the testicular similarity ends. If your balls do this after two hours, see a doctor." I'm in love with you.
@prinzuh Жыл бұрын
that's crazy how he was able to keep up while cooking with his fast talking
@valeriemunday8814 4 жыл бұрын
"In honor of your never-ending quest to personally babysit each and every American citizen, I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a Number Two: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, Hash Browns, Chili Cheese Fries, and one poached egg.” "Ugh, number 2 is right."
@greenyawgmoth 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds delicious though. I want like 6 poached eggs though.
@xgotSOLE 4 жыл бұрын
Babish should include a banana in the burger. For... you know... his health
@Mumbungua 4 жыл бұрын
I want this
@SteveSmith-sd5hq 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew these days: *Breathes* "Air, courtesy of America's Test Kitchen."
@maggots7131 4 жыл бұрын
Steve Smith American Test Kitchen is your god
@alexlodervo 3 жыл бұрын
"Ben Wyatt" by First of October was stuck on a loop in my head for this entire video, and I'm here for it
@KayleeGridleyLimitless 3 жыл бұрын
All these P&R foods are making me want to rewatch it. Again. I love that show. Edit: i really want his books they seem like a great read, even if you aren't going to cook all the recipes, which I would def try to do.
@DaFro3713 4 жыл бұрын
Haverford rule number one: avoid any food where sauce is served on the side. Drizzle it on for me, I’m not your maaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!
@claybrownie9617 4 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@91frankthetank 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched this episode yesterday. Great line 😂😂
@ultraschrall2906 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually Haverfood rule number six
@icecreamsandwich7522 4 жыл бұрын
yo maid*
@henrym6411 4 жыл бұрын
Haverfood rule😉😂
@danielgeroe1166 4 жыл бұрын
You should do "Ron's Paunch Burger." Ann tells Ron in one episode that needs more potassium. Ron is so opposed to plant-based food he physically can't eat the banana. He smashes it in a burger to eat it. So.... banana burgers?
@lemonb9961 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly he is allergic to banana
@164ribinbenny6 4 жыл бұрын
Guess who else can't physically eat banana😂
@maguirebentz797 4 жыл бұрын
Or you could do the paunch burger from the fake commercial they made for the show
@natalieely8555 4 жыл бұрын
Or he could make the vegetable loaf.
@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын
What about plantains?
@aamr7434 4 жыл бұрын
broke: Babish and Brad get along because they're both friendly guys who love cooking woke: Babish and Brad get along because neither can pronounce water
@ominofail6826 4 жыл бұрын
as an italian i must admit ive never seen calzone made with pie dough xD looks good though
@expiredlunch 4 жыл бұрын
Me: uses sea salt instead of kosher salt Culinary gods: So you have chosen death
@TheRexTera 4 жыл бұрын
The only difference is that you might want to change your measurements since the grains of salt might be in different sizes. Example is: one table spoon of finely grained table salt is much more than one table spoon of kosher salt that have bigger grains of salt and gives room for more air around each grains.
@pikariocraftf2802 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRexTera - one word, grams. that's the word, grams is the word, ababa umamamau, have you heard that gRams is the woRd- (I don't know I'm trying to make this at least a comment worth posting instead of looking like an asshat about grams and tablespoons)
@evieinfinite 4 жыл бұрын
@@pikariocraftf2802 ABABA UMAMAMAU
@ginnygriffin2148 4 жыл бұрын
Initially I thought “why do the dessert calzone first?” Then I remembered being an adult means you can have dessert first whenever you want. Being an adult is sick.
@Maxer110 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit You are Right.
@thebonelessone3107 4 жыл бұрын
Ginny Griffin True, we can have dessert whenever we want, but that also means we have to sometimes decide when NOT to have dessert. Also taxes and stuff.
@aichadoumbia9199 4 жыл бұрын
Qmo
@ginnygriffin2148 4 жыл бұрын
Aïcha Doumbia qmo?
@gothicwebby2097 4 жыл бұрын
TylerWhocott ???
@salownsu123 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say, as much as I like your videos in general, I never knew how much I needed a hyper sped up recipe with sped up video. I'm starting to be a half decent home chef and if online recipes were always presented like this, I wouldn't have to skim through 8 minutes of fluff tossed between important parts and realize I have to go back cause I skipped an important part.
@hotlinechernobyl5157 3 жыл бұрын
"Tiny wisk to combine" tiny WANGJANGLE! YES!
@g9luvsyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
“ A *CCCAAAlllLLLooOOOZZZZOOOOooooonNNNEEEEsszzzzz...* “
@Someone-sj7ep 4 жыл бұрын
AxxL what?
@retr016 4 жыл бұрын
oh, it's the disabled KZfaqr, again.
@Someone-sj7ep 4 жыл бұрын
MT 611 I am not disabled
@Mikey-pl3hz 4 жыл бұрын
@@Someone-sj7ep talking about the first reply guy, not you i hope
@justsomeguy1014 4 жыл бұрын
“Or as you Americans call it calzones”
@dabisbadbegim4680 3 жыл бұрын
Babish: mini calzones Russians: pirozhki blyat
@SycipsGD 3 жыл бұрын
да
@songoku7390 4 жыл бұрын
Little tip on the crimping, start from the center and work toward the edges with both hands simultaneously with a slight twist towards the ends for decoration
@nikelsndimes3937 4 жыл бұрын
“Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir” - Leslie Knope
@krankarvolund7771 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if they're harder to eat, but each time, it feel like I have half less pizza than all the other pizzas on the menu... so I never order them XD
@parkesc7832 4 жыл бұрын
Agree, pizza is just more straightforward and visible
@jobama9909 4 жыл бұрын
Parkesc78 no no no no no
@galacticravioli3217 4 жыл бұрын
have size ones are like a pizza taco though, also frozen calzones are like 1000% better than frozen pizza
@NclinedMuzaclly 4 жыл бұрын
Hate calzones because the filling is never cooked to my liking
@UniCorn-vq1xo 4 жыл бұрын
4:55 „if your balls do this after 1 1/2 hours at room temperature go see a doctor” 😂
@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 4 жыл бұрын
The last time I heard someone say "divide it in twain" so casually was in a Rowan Atkinson skit
@allanjohnson8951 3 жыл бұрын
7:30 Since you're basically making pizza dumplings, it would work better to instead divide the dough into equally sized balls (probably like an inch and a half) and roll them out with a dowel so that the edges are thinner than the center. Then when you crimp them, you don't end up with a thick rope of crust across the front of your beautiful -dumplings- mini calzones
@shifra1967 2 жыл бұрын
PIZZA DUMPLINGS
@nook8942 4 жыл бұрын
After binging the whole show in a month, I only think of Ben every time I hear that word. And I got him stuck in my head for hours
@Signs-tm9cv 4 жыл бұрын
“That idea is terrible”- Chris Treger
@chophappy 4 жыл бұрын
Parks and rec was such a great show! I'm excited to try the calzone from the show!
@josed.2534 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Wait, a calzone is basically a giant empanada Ben: always has been
@sammyramirez6869 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo when you think about it actually is
@RayBlendertube 4 жыл бұрын
"Mini-Calzone" is called "Panzerotto". Calzone is when it's baked, Panzerotto when it's deep-fried.
@Dogman_35 4 жыл бұрын
But in this case it's an empanada. Because, you know, pie dough.
@matzmx 4 жыл бұрын
But it's actually pronounced "samosa" lol
@RayBlendertube 4 жыл бұрын
@@matzmx Samosa is an entire different thing.
@michaelwodz9807 4 жыл бұрын
Ok italian
@MoeZarella 4 жыл бұрын
Panzerotto könnte auch mein Opa sein
@nicholasherdzik5567 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew: Delays JoJo episode. JoJo fans: OH NO!
@jomantis5 4 жыл бұрын
Hory sheeit
@imvaughan 4 жыл бұрын
Muda muda
@franklinyupa899 4 жыл бұрын
Good
@14majore 4 жыл бұрын
What is he making from jojo?
@cidredwood6170 4 жыл бұрын
Sannada beeetch
@jorgeespinoza6645 2 жыл бұрын
“Dough needing mits?” “Andrew, GET IN HERE NOW!” -Ron Swanson
@aries_chaos Жыл бұрын
the fork bouncing on that apple calzone pie.. wow. Next level.
@frightenedskillet1051 4 жыл бұрын
“If your gonna have a healthy thing you might as well have too much”
@MusicMyBeloved 4 жыл бұрын
Me, on my third bowl of Fro-yo
@enthusiastech 4 жыл бұрын
Babish: No JoJo episode Esidisi: Your attempt to exploit my anger is admirable, but I cannot be angered
@foreveruseless1292 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jacobposadas8230 4 жыл бұрын
if he makes narancias pizza imma cry
@murderspagurder2127 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't he already make the squid ink pasta?
@uncle_cezar 3 жыл бұрын
"Your grandfather's calzone..." 😂
@jeffcronch5234 3 жыл бұрын
A garlic buttery herb baste on the calzone takes this to another level.
@benpeters-brown5317 4 жыл бұрын
"Cal zone apple pie" *hears the rage of millions of Italians about to turn my ass into a can of chopped tomatoes*
@BallonEEE. 4 жыл бұрын
*Funiculi Funicula starts to get louder.*
@wyletwo 4 жыл бұрын
also isn't a calzone apple pie just an oversized apple empanada?
@yachiyous9110 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing can compare to a way an italian prepare tomatoes
@dekuhokage4683 4 жыл бұрын
Video: Released “14 seconds ago” KZfaq: 2.5k likes Damn we fast😶
@darrenkhosasi1252 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta go fast
@simpertun473 4 жыл бұрын
DekuHokage it was a premiere, but if it’s a joke then that’s actually funny
@coreyw5981 4 жыл бұрын
Comment made 43 mins ago. 100 likes
@SingMeAMelody 4 жыл бұрын
DekuHokage x4
@SF3L 4 жыл бұрын
Viewers: *We are speed*
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