Best of Dorothy Season 3
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15 жыл бұрынIm Memory of Bea Arthur..........................
@MeltingHeartsWaxMelts 7 жыл бұрын
"Go hug a land mine" I must never forget that line.
@capcom23 7 жыл бұрын
especially if it's someone you don't like buhaha
@1montrealfan 7 жыл бұрын
Megan Carter that's one of my favourites
@FelisTerras 4 жыл бұрын
I used that the other day on a coworker, who is a sleazy wannabe player..he didn't take it well..😂
@malcolmmarshall7284 8 жыл бұрын
Bea Arthur, as Dorothy, could make you laugh your butt off with just her facial expressions.
@scooter19501 8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ThankYouPain09 7 жыл бұрын
Malcolm Marshall this is a hundred percent true
@mwar609 7 жыл бұрын
Christy Ray
@achosenvessel6563 7 жыл бұрын
Malcolm Marshall: Why would you want to laugh your butt off? You need it to sit on.
@maridepp53 8 жыл бұрын
Dorothy to Stan: "I could vomit just looking at you" hahaha
@mochs62512 8 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite lines from the whole series!
@maridepp53 8 жыл бұрын
+megan ochs Mine too. Bea Arthur delivered her lines perfectly.
@SethH1982 9 жыл бұрын
Stanley Zbornak doesn't have to beg a woman to come to bed. Women Come To Me. Dorothy: Right after they get the approval number on your mastercard LOL one of my favorites
@kheirfrancis22 5 жыл бұрын
Savage line 😂😂😂😂
@YorkshireNutte 7 жыл бұрын
Blanche: "Hi Rose, we brought dinner!" Rose: "Oh, what'd you get?" *Dorothy holding a very obvious pizza box* Dorothy: "...A bucket of chicken..." *long intense silence* Dorothy: "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy?" Best one ever!
@gusalthorp6138 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I just laughed so hard thAT I peed on myself
@Noah-rq2ek 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, but Rose wasn't looking, so she really didn't know.
@stevarino1989 7 жыл бұрын
Blanche: "We're all women!" Dorothy: "Nooooo" Rose: "Sure we are Dorothy--" Dorothy: "Oh shut up Rose!" LOL that one cracked me up
@exception2everyrule960 4 жыл бұрын
I still bust out laughing when she tells Rose to shut up. Especially the "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Oh SHUT UP Rose!"
@pauljohnson591 8 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: "You know girls, I really like him and I think he likes me." Sophia: "Just don't ruin it and sleep with him." Dorothy: "Of course not Ma, I only do that with men I plan to scar psychologically."
@blinderII 6 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious!! hahaha
@beanicole9522 6 жыл бұрын
Genius 👌🏼
@EchoAccord 9 жыл бұрын
"Go hug a landmine" priceless
@gmoneyslotmachinevideos 13 күн бұрын
And she says it with a straight face
@Rainbowskies146 12 жыл бұрын
"Blanche, I'm talking about arranged marriages, not DEranged marriages."
@myowndrownedworld 8 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: Blanche, we're in public now, There's no reason to be hostile Blanche: Yes there is, I don't like you Dorothy: and horizontal stripes make you look like roger ebert best bitchy remark ever
@Robard65 4 жыл бұрын
“I tend to fall between sizes myself. Usually I am smackdead between a four .. “.. And a sixteen.” 😂😂
@laurinthompson 9 жыл бұрын
"5,000 DOLLARS? WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!" "Uncle Sam doesn't like hearing that.." "And Dorothy doesn't like saying it either!"
@csocseszrocsesz 9 жыл бұрын
Ｉｓａａｃ－Ｋｕｎ Aunt Dorothy ;)
@MrSebboxxx 8 жыл бұрын
+isaac weebton yeah aunt !!
@laurinthompson 8 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Wendel Oops
@MrSebboxxx 8 жыл бұрын
isaac weebton :-)) thats the joke
@Heavenzvoice 8 жыл бұрын
+Sebastian Wendel exactly!!!!
@cynthiakozikowski1765 6 жыл бұрын
Bea Arthur was savage as Dorothy.
@VampTwinkie 8 жыл бұрын
if you look up sarcasm you'll fid a picture of Dorothy. Queen
@EphemeralProductions 8 жыл бұрын
Yep. Lol
@kimberlygowie1652 7 жыл бұрын
A Cleric name Femboi the best way. I have a great day. I have a good days!
@kimberlygowie1652 7 жыл бұрын
A Cleric name Femboi Nice Job!
@kimberlygowie1652 7 жыл бұрын
A Cleric name Femboi Nice Job! I love you.
@kimberlygowie1652 7 жыл бұрын
how are you doing this. it is not a good day. the only one of the best way.
@lourie_01 6 жыл бұрын
"Knock knock??" "Who's there? "Oh, shut up!". That makes me laugh so much
@MigiHacks50 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@trapperjohnson261 9 жыл бұрын
At 332 "Rose, if you give us the silent treatment, I will eat dirt"... lmfao
@SUGAR_XYLER 9 жыл бұрын
~ Love this show !! Watching it now ! (*_~)
@EphemeralProductions 8 жыл бұрын
Yep! love it
@shawneegirl1980 7 жыл бұрын
TRAPPER JOHNSON lmao
@dominiquedraxler275 7 жыл бұрын
I first read it as: "Dorothy 3:32 [...]" like in the Bible
@lauraluffman6177 4 жыл бұрын
Love that line
@399wnka 11 жыл бұрын
"Girls, we can't fire her now she's making me an aphrodisiac!" "Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else!!!!!"
@flamary429 8 жыл бұрын
4:45 "Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else"' Classic :)
@EphemeralProductions 8 жыл бұрын
one of my faves she ever said! hehe
@gusalthorp6138 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@calvin777100 8 жыл бұрын
How I miss Bea Arthur! She was incredible. Love her.
@pauljohnson591 8 жыл бұрын
Rose: "Blanche that's not true. Dorothy just looks the meanest. We hired Margurette together we fire her together." Dorothy: Thank you Rose, and by the way you look the dumbest."
@Heavenzvoice 10 жыл бұрын
When Dorothy is saying "aunt Dorothy doesn't like saying it", look in the background, Stans hair is hanging up with his coat on the coat rack! Lol!
@katthia1979 6 жыл бұрын
hahahaa
@brendathompson2288 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness!!! 😆 😆 😆 I went back and looked. You're so right!!! 😆 😆 😆
@kheirfrancis22 5 жыл бұрын
Stan: ok I'll have to pull out the big guns Dorothy: your wasting you time, I'm familiar with a big gun" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣 Dorothy destroyed him 😂😂😂😅😅😭😭😭
@itszama.m 4 жыл бұрын
"and I want a big bold convict named bahbah to pick you for his girlfriend" I just died of laughter😂😂😂😂😂
@pauljohnson591 8 жыл бұрын
Blanche: "Since when do you care about how you look?" Dorothy: "I think it happened after I left the bell tower and had my hump removed!"
@capcom23 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@Slayton701 7 жыл бұрын
Pride , sarcasm ..... and being vain. great show for the worldy folks who cant see the root of how lots of poison gets started. yes rap and movies and reality tv is bad . but these are the kind of its okay messages that kids see which lead to terrible relationships . zero compromise . and ultimately irreconcilable differences. and yes people pick up on what they see. ** The Church is the answer being humble is the key and peace and sound words not drama, and chaos this world is suffering from the fruits of its labor. reaping what it sowed . The Church is the answer , and reading the word the Bible . we"re in the last days give your life to Jesus Christ . ** amen @Kinoshi44htown
@ericmaine 6 жыл бұрын
Those peach colored dresses are absolutely hideous. Neither one of them looked good in it at all.
@dannysimion 6 жыл бұрын
ew, you must live under a rock. its called the art of comedy. shut up and watch the damn show or take your bible thumping nonsense to the dead sea.
@gusalthorp6138 6 жыл бұрын
+Danny Simion Lmaoo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FireLightning16 7 жыл бұрын
"I have a date to play this morning." "With a man?!" "Uh, no Blanche, with a venus fly trap."
@JollyBlackGiant07 7 жыл бұрын
FireLightning16 one of my all time favorite lines 😂😂😂
@laurinthompson 9 жыл бұрын
"Hope ya don't mind, I borrowed your golf clubs, I got a date to play." "WITH A MAN..?" "Uh, no Blanche, with a Venus Fly Trap." Bruh i love this show
@JosueHernandez-zp7lo 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac 😭😂😂😂🙏
@tcmusic6429 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac golf glove*
@laurinthompson 4 жыл бұрын
@@tcmusic6429 ...Nigga.
@tcmusic6429 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac lol she says GLOVE not clubs lol
@laurinthompson 4 жыл бұрын
@@tcmusic6429 Negro, this shit was YEARS ago chile... lit rally go away.
@mihaelchandler6557 8 жыл бұрын
Rose, if u give us the silent treatment I will eat dirt😂🙌🏾
@EphemeralProductions 8 жыл бұрын
lmao one of my faves from this!!
@ganymedeattica 8 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. Blanche to Dorothy: "Since when did you care about how you look?" Appalled Dorothy: "It started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed" lol (2:03)
@musicaltheatergeek79 7 жыл бұрын
"Charlie's Buddy" from Season 3.
@robliebner3213 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines ever.
@inkheart151 7 жыл бұрын
"Before we begin...I am in charge...I am the boss...I am the master...I am the walrus." That line will never get old! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lustre5 10 жыл бұрын
Bea was the greatest comedienne EVER!
@carolkeating5846 8 жыл бұрын
I aggre
@turquoiseheart6320 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolkeating5846 did you do that on purpose?
@oldauntshirl6397 4 жыл бұрын
*Stan laughing on the floor* Dorothy: Stanley if you're doing what I think your doing, your going to be in big trouble
@tcmusic6429 4 жыл бұрын
Old Aunt Shirl you may want to edit this again lol
@oldauntshirl6397 4 жыл бұрын
@@tcmusic6429 Thx i just realized 🤣🤣
@tcmusic6429 4 жыл бұрын
Old Aunt Shirl no problem! I was like ah man she messed up again! 😂😂 also, it’s you’re* lol
@oldauntshirl6397 4 жыл бұрын
@@tcmusic6429 lol I didn't really take notice
@lafiglia100 9 жыл бұрын
'You want scary kid you keep it up' One of Dorothy's best lol
@EphemeralProductions 9 жыл бұрын
Knock knock?! Who's there?! Oh shutup Rose! LMFAO!! haha!
@jddrew730 4 жыл бұрын
"I am the walrus" will NEVER get old. I also love hearing the audience laugh as they're hearing it for the first time. Sometimes something is funny for a unique reason than just a "standard joke" and this seems like one of those times.
@StephersBeyond 10 жыл бұрын
"...and horizontal stripes make you look like Roger Ebert." XD LOLOL!
@MIS315 9 жыл бұрын
My favorite line
@davidmeyer1157 7 жыл бұрын
Bea Arthur was classic..she was so perfect for this role...too funny...RIP Dorothy
@mayajp4617 7 жыл бұрын
Rose if you give us the silent treatment I will eat dirt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@timleonard4615 8 жыл бұрын
omg this show is too funny...Blanche said she knew her body..she said i fall between a size 4 and Dorothy said a 16 lmao
@EphemeralProductions 8 жыл бұрын
lmao. I giggled at that one.
@capcom23 8 жыл бұрын
love that part too
@DIETRICHCICCONE 8 жыл бұрын
0:45 - hahaha Bea was the funniest woman ever on TV - the best comic timing and delivery of continuously funny scripts : )
@ThomasHarding1990 7 жыл бұрын
"No Blanche, with a venus fly trap" LMAO!
@digitalneonblue97 5 жыл бұрын
"I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!" Lmfao I can't with Dorothy, I love her
@aroston 13 жыл бұрын
Stan: "Woman Come To Me" Dorothy: "Yea Right After They Get The Aproval Number On Your Mastercard" LMFAO fuck i love Dorothy xD
@EphemeralProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Probably the funniest GG compilation on KZfaq! LOL!
@picvic7 8 жыл бұрын
The walrus part kills me! Hahah
@BlackQuills 7 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: "Blanche I hope you don't mind that I borrowed your rhinestone necklace." Blanche: "...I should point out that it was designed for a dainty neck." Dorothy: "Yes Blanche but I don't know Mike Tyson well enough to borrow his jewelry!" XD
@capcom23 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@rabihahkeshwah1791 6 жыл бұрын
Rose: luckily dr. Ferguson heard some new knock knock jokes and that seemed to do the trick Dorothy: knock knock? Rose: who's there?? Dorothy: SHUT UP ROSE!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE. LOL
@sarahfranks9533 6 жыл бұрын
one of the BEST. ensemble casts EVER!!!!
@bajehdyer6005 8 жыл бұрын
A bucket of chicken hope you like it flat and extra crispy😀
@gusalthorp6138 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@beanicole9522 6 жыл бұрын
Bajeh Dyer one of the best lines of any comedy series 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
@tcmusic6429 4 жыл бұрын
Bajeh Dyer extra flat and crispy*
@hannahw8810 9 жыл бұрын
Go hug a landmine xD
@MrMisterdc 4 жыл бұрын
LOL, Blanche to Dorothy " Since when do you care how you look? "
@millers3888 12 жыл бұрын
"Blanche, that's not true. Dorothy just LOOKS the meanest. We hired Marguerite toegther, we fire her together." "Thank you Rose, and by the way YOU look the dumbest." hilarious
@michaellavoie4555 6 жыл бұрын
On the foor, like any dog.
@399wnka 12 жыл бұрын
"Hello Mama Bear..Papa Bear's back in the cave." "I could vomit just looking at you..."
@JeffyJosephNCa 13 жыл бұрын
Blanche: "Since when did you care how you looked?" Dorothy: "I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!" Too funny!
@frenchyontravel 5 жыл бұрын
I could vomit just looking at you. I just love it. Great dialogue.
@jcf4733 7 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that I have the complete series on dvd.
@robinlofton655 7 жыл бұрын
What an amazing show. And amazing women. I'm 19 years old and I've been unlock with this show since I was a little girl
@EphemeralProductions 9 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD! I can watch these 5 times in one day and STILL laugh every damn time! haha!
@cwj144 5 жыл бұрын
I agree. I cant wait till the holidays are over they will be back on the Hallmark channel
@lauraluffman6177 4 жыл бұрын
Rose if you give us the silent treatment I will eat dirt lmao 😂😅
@tammyferebee5760 9 жыл бұрын
Favorite show! Love me some Dorothy!!!!!!
@lauraluffman6177 4 жыл бұрын
If you gives us the silent treatment I'll eat dirt lmao 😂
@WishesSailorMoon 10 жыл бұрын
Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it hahaha
@landyfairy2573 7 жыл бұрын
My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard! XD
@pattibrooks1907 4 жыл бұрын
Love watching Golden Girls as it brightens up my days and my mood !
@garym444 8 жыл бұрын
There's nothing that irritates me more than derogatory condescending sarcasm coming from another human being.... but for some reason whenever Bea Arthur did it, it was hillarious. Her priceless facial expressions also helped....
@katelynrhodes5864 4 жыл бұрын
Gary M we should be cruel to one another. people are way too sensitive these days.
@DragonHeir92 7 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: Thank you Rose, and by the way you look the dumbest. XD
@capcom23 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@BlackQuills 7 жыл бұрын
That line always has me cracking up! Lolol
@nilahmccarthy2136 5 жыл бұрын
Dorothy to Blanch.. I was talking about arranged marriages not deranged marriages.
@SheniceSays214 4 жыл бұрын
Blanche I’m talking about arranged marriages, not deranged marriages
@tatianaespinoza9205 8 жыл бұрын
Bea Arthur is the best
@satonya444 13 жыл бұрын
Stan " Hello mama bear, papa bears back in the cave." Dorothy " I could vomit just looking at you!" LMAO!!!
@Kim-vs4vb 4 жыл бұрын
" I could vomit just looking at you" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@eloiseharrison8574 4 жыл бұрын
"go hug a landmine" is my new favourite insult oh my goodness 😂
@br983 8 жыл бұрын
Season 3 is, in my opinion, the best season of the show. "My brother, my father" is my all-time favorite: you laugh a lot, but you also become very, very emotional at the end.
@deedeesnicks 9 жыл бұрын
that knock knock liner floors me every time...😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@EphemeralProductions 8 жыл бұрын
Yep me too!!
@rabihahkeshwah1791 6 жыл бұрын
deedeesnicks yh. Lol
@JBomb517 4 жыл бұрын
"Rose, if you give us the silent treatment, I will eat dirt!" Hahaha
@edwinniles1051 4 жыл бұрын
You're not getting into bed, Stan so where I'm I suppose to sleep on the ground like any dog!!!!!!!!!!!
@jalabogard3624 5 жыл бұрын
Go hug a landmine is my favorite insult now 😂😂
@psychoboysaz 14 жыл бұрын
"I could vomet just looking at you" LOL I adored Bea Arthur.
@FatsquatchPNW 7 жыл бұрын
Best part of the bedroom scene: Sophia: "Think of me as the Berlin Wall, Stan. Try to get over me, and you'll find out what barbed wire between your legs feels like!"
@onlinerevolutionman 4 жыл бұрын
6:37 - The ball grab. Haha! The look on Stan’s face. You gotta love Golden Girls!
@skye9850 8 жыл бұрын
world's oldest hippie 😂😂😂
@dannysimion 6 жыл бұрын
arranged marriage vs deranged marriage. lmao.
@sertorrhenclegane 14 жыл бұрын
Blanche: Since when did you start caring about what you look like? Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed.
@larissalight9645 7 жыл бұрын
this show never gets old...
@mishmash9116 7 жыл бұрын
Rose fasten your seatbelt.........over your mouth 😂😂😂😂
@pacetti07 6 жыл бұрын
Micharya Stark Later on in that same scene just after Dorothy gets a little tipsy from some champagne the Blanche gets nervous when she notices all the men onboard their plane are bald, and then Dorothy replies, "It's alright, Blanche. The Captain just turned off the no bald men sign."
@noreenryan2590 5 жыл бұрын
Pure class 😂😂😂😂
@EphemeralProductions 4 жыл бұрын
This one is full of some of the most timeless favorites I have of the whole show. Lol. Everytime I watch these they get me laughin!
@EphemeralProductions 9 жыл бұрын
"Rose if you give us the silent treatment *I* will eat dirt." hahaha! One of my faves!
@ThePeaceandsmiles 8 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: it's camp scary story it supposed to be scary Girl : ooh scary Dorthy : you want scared kid , keep it up kid
@Tytai3000 7 жыл бұрын
ThePeaceandsmiles What epsisode is that from?
@lingling078 11 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: Knock? Knock? Rose: Who's there? Dorothy: OH SHUT UP ROSE!!!!!!!! LOL
@brightsky2046 7 жыл бұрын
A goddess.
@dannysimion 4 жыл бұрын
Season 3 we see the jokes even more hilarious amongst all 4 women and Dorothy is the best one liners of all. Haha
@neil663 9 жыл бұрын
I loved Dorothy
@kheirfrancis22 4 жыл бұрын
Stan: I'll have to pull out the big gun Dorothy: your wasting your time, I'm familiar with a big gun 😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣😅😂😂😅🤣 I'm deceased, that hurt stan to the soul
@Supermonkurz 12 жыл бұрын
"Good, I want you to go to jail. And I want a big, bald, convict named Bubba to pick you as his girlfriend." Bwahahahhaaa!
@anthonythompson403 7 жыл бұрын
I died at a bucket of chicken 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏿👍🏿
@coau12 13 жыл бұрын
I am about to die sitting at my desk. "A bucket of chicken."
@PanzerMafia 5 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite: "Go hug a landmine" - simply classic. I owe her!
@scooter19501 8 жыл бұрын
Dorothy is toooooo adorable! 😍😍😍😍
@junglemasterred3015 5 жыл бұрын
I only sleep with the men i want to psychologically scar. Love that sass
@safiekfatehmahomed5906 9 жыл бұрын
Best show ever in the univers
@Rastis35 11 жыл бұрын
Dorothy..."Knock knock?" Rose..."Who's there?" Dorothy... "OH SHUT UP ROSE!!!" God that kills meeeeeeee, long live Bea Arthur!!!!
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