"Johnny Tight Lips!!! Where'd they hit ya?"

@@neverdavenever I ain’t saying nothing

@@tyjans370 well what do I tell the doctor?

@@SlainOracle Tell ‘em to suck a lemon.

"Woah, who said I was even in the show?"

The Donald Trump school of land development.

@@brianfoti4696 all builders are like that. you think kushner is any better

Agreed

Lol

@@skandakumar2457 Well, Trump's the most infamous for it since he's so brash about it.

It happened again, i was reading comments and rewatching the vid and the comment was well timed with the video

Wait they had hybrid cars in early 90s? Strange

I like how the one time johnny tight lips told someone the truth was to say there an idiot and a moron

@@ZA-eq4le That episode was from the mid two thousands

@@ZA-eq4le We all know that simpsons characters simply don't age. Must be the rat milk.

Lmao

This caught me off guard when I saw it, LOVE IT !

How dare you quote late season simpsons

That impromptu dancing part kills me everytime.

All of Louie's lines in that episode were gold.

I literally laughed out loud

You're*

Classic Simpsons 🤣🤣

I didn't even catch that the first time oh wow

Aside from his name it’s never once been acknowledged that he’s fat. I guess even the writers are afraid of Fat Tony,

yep

I didnt even know that happened until I payed attention to it thanks for turning me onto a funny clip

mmama is suck

I bet legs was about to respond with an 8 queens

They were probably playing poker with a Pinochle deck.

and poker is only 5 cards

Colonel Sepple: "AhaHA! Ah've got fahve aces! What have you got, suh?" Bugs Bunny: "I have got six aces, sir." I didn't understand why my dad laughed so hard at that when I first saw it, either.

They’re playing with at least 4 different decks of cards there lol

I once had the fortune to use that joke when I got introduced to twins one time. I was so proud of myself

@@solmoman Was your comment met with confusion or just polite but awkward laughter?

Same. This kills me too

As a wrestling/simpsons fan, I was really happy this one time Randy Orton had a body double and I was able to yell this line. 😂

I don't know why that's funny but I lol'ed really hard.

"dile que chupe limón" is also funny in spanish

i never knew italian is french.

I thought he said "Tell him to fuck a lemon" XD

Technically, it was Louie who asked Johnny where he was shot.

Mafiosi are no pushovers. And technically it was like four because the little one stood there for a while doing nothing.

I was talking about Tony, Louie, and Legs. My bad, I should’ve made that clear.

@@tyjans370 No, my mistake. I was saying that it was like four Yakuza members they went against instead of five because the little one didn’t do anything at first. Yes, still impressive, regardless. Cheers. ✌️✌️

@@amosdraak3536 ahhh ok I understand lol

@@amosdraak3536 Yakuza member aren't either, have you seen what Kazuma Kiryu can do?

........... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!??!!

@@doesyomamaknowtho1468 Awww 😞

Subalawa!

And it was good. You can hear three guys dropping to the ground.

@@Pikkabuu I thought it was four.

If only THAT line were in The Last Jedi...

The funny thing is he isn’t wrong. He left to fight Vader before he was done with training.

eh, just because Fat Tony is bad guy, does not mean he's bad guy, yes?

How wide is that binder? He sliced up both front wheels while lying cross because they didn't slice at the same time. It has to be around 3m wide so Milhouse uses A1 binders confirmed

You would think, if he liked Garfield, then he would've thrown the other ring-binder out the window.

That binder trick was one of the smartest things I’ve seen any of the Simpsons characters do. It might not actually work in real life, but it was pretty slick.

Also, Garfield loves Italian food, so there's that.

Lol

Is it weird I’ve had an almost identical moment like that in real life?!

Okay wtf i was rewatching this while i was reading the comments and as soon as i started to read this comment the part that it is talking about comes up on the video

Honestly more intimidating that way.

Dumbledore said calmly

You can actually hear the sadness in his voice when he says: "I will go..."

"Eyy wait a minute...."

Mantegna, really close

@@jaysmith1408 montagna

@@FreePalestineJahRastafari Monaghan

@@ikeisco2438 Monorail

@@christianfilmssstm8933 mahogany

Yea😂😂👌

My favorite was “forgiveness please” since when was Yakuza so nice?

@@YourBunsKid I mean, the Japanese are known for being polite...at least to each other

@@YourBunsKid They're nice to their employers, since that's who pays for their service

@@ianfinrir8724 THE JAPANESE? those sandal wearing, goldfish tenders?

They should’ve called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Me: To the INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!

"Aay, you're not mad at me are ya?"

Public service announcement: you can order auntie Anne’s for delivery!

Fat Tony is gay for Moleman

JFK and RFK to a tee in 1960.

They have the best performances.

But in A Fish Called Selma he's voiced by Phil Hartman

😂😂😂😂😂

you mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?!

Lmao

The custom of small talk is always funny when applied to stereotypical foreigners

"Okay i will go" "Ay wait-a minute?"

@Bilal Khalid Skinner could have taken him

Lol

No HE gets the papehs , gets the papehs

Killed me too.

Fat fit Tony now

Like the killing of you by us..I couldn't stop laughing 😆🤣 comic gold...

Not my dyslexic ass reading Mob Boss as Bob Ross

Fat Tony: *Walks into Homer* "Uh. Homer, does Bart have a Godfather?" Homer:" What's a Godfather... Oh Like Marlon Brando" Fat Tony:" Uhm... Sort of I Would like to be the Boy's Godfather" Homer: "I Don't think he needs one of those Tony *One of Tony's Goons Showcases a Bat whilst another Brandishes Pistola* Fat Tony:" You Seem Homer I'm not asking I'm telling, Either you let me be his Godfather or shall we say an "Accident" will randomly Occur Capeesh(?!).

they did this episode but with Maggie instead

No, hes a legitimate buisness man

​@@jasontodd2647Capische*

And then leaving through the front door

@@davidhong1934 yea, what an awesome guy! Even closed it behind him

Very nice!

The funny part about it that made me laugh is that its true they really are like that

@@raul76603 my Dad, who worked extensively with the Japanese in Tokyo when he was in machine tool sales, said the exact opposite. He said they’re horrible to each other and everyone else all the time. Perhaps it’s just Japanese businessmen, but J still find it interesting because many people don’g understand that aspect of the culture: the malicious and toxic part.

Lmao what

Lmao

@Supernintendo Chalmers damn what did he say hahah

To be fair, Homer did ask him whether he’s still with the Mafia and Tony said yes

Speaking of wording what country are you in

no its not. at this time the Simpsons were already crap.

Those schemes are still from the classic era so you can't really call them later seasons.

fat Tony still manages to be funny in the new seasons

Fat Tony is a irl Replica of a Mob Boss with charisma. You cannot run a gang without being reasonable and Fat Tony is very reasonable, except for the hot dogs. that was racist, but mad respect for the man 😂

The episode where he died would've been fantastic if they didn't bring him back as a skinny cousin. Like if anything, Louie should've taken the role as the boss.

The show itself scrapped the Fit Tony idea. When Tony is wearing a green shirt, he's the original. When the shirt is red, he's fit Tony. In the later seasons like 30, 31, he wears the green again. And he "died" back in the 25, I think

Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?

And so on, so please. The money.

Mom spaghetti

Legs, Louise, advance on them.

THERE THEY ARE!

Fat Tony was originally supposed to be a one time character I think

@@irlmusic8001goes to show how funny/good a well written mob bit can be Visit Mad Sopranos skit for reference

Prease

I wasn't expecting that to happen since he's a mob boss, but I love that scene too between Fat Tony and Milhouse.😮☺️

I don't know, he was never really a villain. Sure, he's a criminal, but a villain, or even an antagonist, I don't think that would suit him very much

@@futabamajima true but also I wish there was other mob fight scene in the Simpson’s

@@futabamajima yes he's more like a anti-hero to me than a villain.

“Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?”

Scorpio was supose to be the villain at the start actually then they changed it

😂🤣

Nothing is worse than your wife not getting off your ass

Johnny Tightlips: I ain't say nothin!

on the subject of the pretzeled bread

9:21 I thought it was "forgiveness please"

@@brianfong5711 Same thing! So we heard it a bit differently. The Yakuza was polite. That's what counts! 😂😂😂

It's half the reason they managed to operate in broad daylight for so long.

Kiryu is a good boi.

Most mafias are polite

It was this fight that made me say, "Okay, it's official. Springfield has the most badass cartoon mafia." Fat Tony and crew are outnumbered by the *yakuza* and give as good as they get!

They say that happens in the autumn years

FT - "WHOs to say? does a peacock need all those feathers?" PS - "look youre getting a little philosophical for me" FT - "i suppose so they say it happens in the autumn years" PS - "well be that as it may" FT - "get your hand off my car"

looool

Everyone knows that

@@elgatofelix8917 I didn’t :p

Also how about this for versatility? He also played An FBI Agent named David Rossi on Criminal Minds, He joined in the midst of the Third season and stayed in for the next twelve, Almost 13 years he put into the show.

Gets me every time.

Hundred and 69 Likes! NOICE!

KINKY

Ehhh wait a minute..

@Gay Lord Proven by how Homer behaves and what he's CONSCIOUSLY capable of when that crayon isn't shoved against his brain.

I like that Tony looked down then tried to look him in the eye but couldn't.

It's a smart idea...at least until said mob boss decides on some payback for humiliating him.

He gets dumber and dumber with each season

I think that's Louie. Legs will be the other one of the main trio.

@@HESHRocketWarhead I couldn't tell, and I went off of his tapdancing skills being what got him his name XD

Lol

causes disruption and damage then thinks a polite apology can make up for it. typical japanese

@@hugh.g.rection5906 Fo Givuness Preese

@@hugh.g.rection5906you’re not funny.

Tony was a savage 😂

He really was 😂

La traduzione pura in italiano è... " Fatti sotto, fottuto figlio di puttana.."

What's a truck?

@@kresimirbozic1976 tuck: "a wooden disk at the top of a ship's mast or flagstaff, with sheaves for signal halyards"

In the first shot, there's a truck missing. But when the truck truck... Truck shows up, the truck is magically back

@@ninjaguyYT It fell off the truck truck didnt ya know?

I was looking for your comment. Just another blasphemy against Christians. They always make us look bad in the media. No Real disciple of Jesus Christ would ever do such a horrible thing. They always make us look like dorks and nerds, major hypocrites, and mentally ill. They obviously hate us with all their might. You will never find a positive role assigned to a Christian on any television show or movie, or even a book, other then The Bible of course.

@@servantofthelivinggod6192 It's the Simpsons, almost no one is portrayed as a perfect person. That's like getting upset that South Park made fun of a certain group of people even though they make fun of all groups in that show. Also, I understand hypocrites and mentally ill, but dorks and nerds? What's wrong with dorks and nerds? I don't think you should judge people based on their interests and hobbies as long as they're not hurting anyone.

@@majickman And its not even true that the media portray all Christians as bad. Quite the opposite. Perhaps it seems that way because there is now more media critical of Christianity and organised religion than there used to be, but there is still vast swathes of media that is not just "not mean" about Christians but that actively preach Christian values. Watch any Christmas movie on the movie channels and you'll struggle to find anything less than good Christian bois. American media in particular often promotes religion to a dogmatic extent, which most other western nations don't. So it sort of tickles me whenever Americans, of all people, accuse their media of containing an overall anti-religious bias (of course individual networks might, but that's the nature of having different networks).

I don’t think the yakuza were meant to kill Marge, just deal with the Springfield Mob.

For that matter when the little guy crashed through the window he asked for forgiveness.

i think 8 Kings would be better

Knowing Fat Tony I thought he was going to threaten him to forfeit the game unless he wanted a beating.

Smartest thing Wiggum's said in a while.

Lol

"you are listing my broken dreams..."

I'm sure he still does a good job as a police officer despite his flaws.

Yet I remember him being dumb.

But...how is it weeks later if you looked it up a week ago?

I think I was looking for a fat tony comp I was finally happy someone payed respect to fat tony….

"Our rats have not been fed artificial growth hormones. The FDA has not found a significant difference between milk from rats fed artificial growth hormones and untreated rats."

@@dallinburnett8732 They spike the milk after bottling it. It's how they make orange juice.

"Okay, I will go.... Ehi, wait a minute"

they're not the british mafia. It's favor.

@@marigold2450-ip7cz cry me a river

I agree. A focus episode would be nice too considering he barely has his own personality

Not on here but the Linguo episode when Louis tells the robot they’re gonna wack him in the garbonzo and Linguo explodes!!! Hilarious!

Lol

Hey, are you from Iowa by chance?

@@somethingsomethingusername802 yep, I am.

@@ImFromIowa I knew it...I'm a god-damned genius... From Iowa myself as well, Southeastern area. Fancy seeing another Iowan 'round these parts!

@@somethingsomethingusername802 Iowa is the state I was born in, raised in, lived in the longest (talking about new kid in school, I lived in Conway, AR for idk how long [as an Iowan, I was shocked to see people wear shorts in December & January), & Bristol, VA [talk about hardcore kids, 7 - 8 inches of snow & the sun’s not up? You better not miss the bus son] then moved back on the same school year (middle school). The traveling was awesome though.

Truly.

@ATM Baer Just because he quoted something. I don't think so.

@ATM Baer I know, but it is a good quote. He might have just said it because it was funny.

edit: im retarded

@@appalacha7278 Bruh