An absolutely iconic line indeed. It's right up there with "Totally Tubular, Dude!".

That's what I say before I pound the tuna.

I swear to God I just read this as he said it in the video

Literally read this comment and not even 2 seconds later he said it and I about shit myself

I like to tell myself he was being cringy on purpose for his own channel

Believe what you will, doesn’t matter to him.

@@suupernovidd4658 Looking Cool, Genesis!

I really can’t tell if he’s being ironic or not

@@lankykong798 He has a picture on his phone to prove it

@@dongloid his phone is dead at the damn moment tho

Then he sticks his fingers in his ears and screams

But when his hypothetical dog dies in the arms of the man who loved him, he _roars._

And he adds another name to the hit list.

Chris: "you should crucify you wife" Zach: "6 layers of skin gone, screaming like a banshee, wiggling around in the dirt" Tomar: "Guess this is a deadend, where am I supposed to go?"

he is a true stoike

@Grizz Bandicoot 1:40:20

I read this right before it happened

Genesis is destined to overthrow Tomar when he has all unique Tomar Emeralds. He will then use them to protect the innocent for the rest of his days

I confronted Tomar with these rumours in a recent Scientology gathering and he just said, “Erm...cringe.” Then preceded to grab the nearest baby with his gorilla like hands and drop kick it as hard and far as he could. I think he just doesn’t want to pay child support.

The red jewel on his armor is one of the tomar emeralds, the only way to obtain it is to defeat him in battle. Which no man has ever done before.

Tomars cat. He's a proud cat dad.

He was his little egg-homunculus and Tomar fed him tree stars and root beer suckers everyday

He knows what will happen if he even thinks to threaten him. Ding ding was a grim reminder of that fate

@Some Man I heard his computer is still fryed to this day

Chris doesn't have a death wish obviously

we need him now more than ever

@@someman66 what did ding ding do I am not up to date

Ikr😂

The captain has his own KZfaq channel and he has the funniest video called "Star Trek Captain Loses Control of his Crew" and it's just a drunk guy in his 50's and a drunk guy in his 20's trying to out-alpha the other over VR while the 50 year old's wife drunkenly yells at him. It's actually brilliant.

Which playthrough is that? I'm having trouble finding it.

@@rokronroff Friday the 13th

He sounds like Matt

give me the controller, im sick of this shit.

Why do people always get mad at Chris for baby related things

No going backarius after you listen to Zacharius

Right? The guy has permanently molded my sense of humour into a monstrosity

It's gotten to the point where I can only laugh if the joke involves some kind of tiny skittering goblin/ghoul/creature. Wouldn't change it for the world.

Honestly Zack's humor is practically entirely just him saying nasty sounding words and saying "little man" and I love it.

That's what Lyle did to me in middle school.

Its like he wants to scream but he doesn’t want to wake his mom in the next room

@@Kelpflakes genesis is a good boy in game and irl

@@Kelpflakes dafuq

The basement isn't very soundproof

I bet his mom is abusive honestly. Just a hunch.

It means you can do it longer

Gassing up odd eccentrics who say odd things is usually the best way to go, everyone wins there

The Dunkey method

*Wakes up in a cold sweat, the photo, of my seemingly supportive parents, fading away*

@@TylerHolt-hh5cfWhat?

I love that dude so much

"I gotta meet your parents, man!" perfect

"If only you knew, my friend."

*he needs to play with this guy for the love of God* 😂😂😂😂

That dude seemed so genuinely cool and nice

I wanna meet your parents

I farted and it stank

im pretty sure he commented on the star trek vid too.

@@creamedflans1699 NO WAY!!!!

@@timekiller882 meet my dad so I can meet him for the first time too

Also how you know that you have successfully demolished them.

Oneysephiroth

Do you have the video where that happened, I still don't know the full context of why he was spawning those

@@beastysped3270 “Zach’s Grand Minecraft Adventure”

@@drenchedinsyrupp6059 appreciate it :)

Its funny how most of the time they have no actual comeback with that whenever anyone does that to them

That's so true, I'm surprised more people don't have that view. With the exception of people like ChrisChan, hate stops people from continuing or turns them into assholes.

@@HusbandofLois To be honest, I think the reason why more people aren't like that is because Chris is, from what I've seen, a genuinely easy-going person who just likes finding fun in really weird places. It probably sounds really lame but his videos and the community I find in the comments' section makes me feel better as an autistic person. We can all just make autism jokes and laugh.

Even though I used to be like that I’d still find it entertaining to mess with people like that. Tough love ig

@@TheChildofAuraReborn Chris was laughing at him in the video, I don't think it was a friendly thing. Genesis Valentine was a joke to Chris and Ding Dong. They were laughing at him because his behaviour was outside of what society deems socially acceptable, because he's a loser.

@@germpot Yeah, but they weren’t laughing to his face, they were only ever nice to him in person. Even though they found it funny (like most of the people watching this video) they still treated him with respect and they never talked down to him, they just played along. I can see how someone would interpret that as being a bit two-faced but I think that even though Chris was kind of acting and pretending to be really impressed there was nothing malicious about it, Genesis Valentine probably thought that Chris was one of the nicest people he’d met in the game in a while and really loved that someone was actually engaging with him like that. Chris was actually trying to be kind and treat the dude well and I don’t think he thought less of him at all. And, as I said, most people watching the video found it funny. There’s no need to feel bad about finding something funny as long as you are not demeaning about it

It's sweet how he tries to lessen the blow later.

@@Milkthrow “I didn’t mean it 🥺” gets me every time lmao

Your father is Genesis Valentine and your mother is Jill Valentine.

You carry the royal blood. After the Ding Dong massacre I thought I would never see a Valentine ever again.

He holds the name of the gods

That's so freaking epic!

Genesis, Jill, and Funny You got quite the family tree

It hurt me so much watching all of that but it was worth it

This really says something about society.

Like the new age three stooges they are

I was wondering what quote it was and holy fuck you were not wrong.

that’s because chris is a sociopathic murderer. he killed 3 people in 1997 in washington state and hid the bodies in a dumpster in seattle’s docks

@@hem9483 considering he was 7 at the time you can tell with what kind of man you're working

@@alexbvevo2028 and that he was most likely in ireland too. A man of unlimited potential

Reminds me of Tomar, honestly.

@@alexbvevo2028 wym these dudes are like 45

"She has a tumour!" *audience laughs*

Put it in you

Time stamp?

@@Hysteria112 0:00 - 2:11:07

"Good work Zach, the wall looks great!"

"Woah, ass ahoy"

"Fight with honor. Never resort to underhanded tactics in battle." - Sun Tsu

Ok

As much as I love Valentine, I can only handle him for so long. He's too powerful it hurts

@@wheresmycar9559 Sun tsu said that? I thought he used gorillea tactics

I heard he overdose from all the success he earned.

@@brianbread7698 He was the producer for Bowlbo. The success got to his head.

I heard he's the actual secret owner of youtube now

This made me cackle

thats one of my favorite oney bits, never gets old

I dunno if he reconciled, he was like "why haven't you uploaded in a year"

Chris is a real life asshole with a lot of disdain for his viewers and his autistic audience would go out of their way to harass so he did what he could. It's honestly sad. Chris would be nothing without Zach at this stage.

normalguycap I can't tell if you're serious or not.

@Inept Robot See? That's what I'm talking about. He's a jerk.

@@normalguycap yeah Chris put boiling milk on my skull and then brapped in front of me when we last met a while back, he was a real stinky jerk

Honestly funny every time

The cherry on top was he got away in the car XD

I think that's my favourite segment of oneyplays

I'm laughing so hard at that I have tears flowing as if a family member died so I had to pause and saw this

*Diogenes

@@technic1285 that is a pretty Diogenes thing to say

i want this guy to have a channel

@@priiimmrose He does, its called something (maybe "Reymond Tenet" not sure), he commented "It was fun playing with you" or something like that on the star trek video

Yes!

Many of us remember *_being_* that kid in elementary school… or middle school … or last week…

I kinda loved that too. They didn’t care about being cool or worry about being normal which was something I was super worried about. and in middle school and high school sometimes it was just refreshing to sit back with your openly nerdy friend, talk about elves and just let down your defenses

@UCTzZrhYZeFKzlDDaSO1JzMw look man they're having a wholesome moment, you don't gotta dump gravel all over it you dumptruck

Its too bad they're always crazy or weird. But they are nice people

Thats why Tomar calls everyone pawns! Because they're all pawns in a MASSIVE GAME!

tomars drug cartel

Why do you wan't to *play* them? You mean betray?

@@HavingCrumpets I mean _bespray_

A huwutch said so, can't complain.

Zach's stand, A.K.A Funny Little Creature He can turn anyone's mind and sense of humor Into pure goop

@@PinkBunnyCorporation An evil California witch

I actually believe a demon has zach attached to them

there's a demon stuffed up his nose

As all things should

just the Tomar Bible

It's like poetry - it rhymes

Genesis Valentine is the Alpha and the Omega of this compilation, and all things where honor and chivalry are required.

purr like a cat perhaps?

Waggle yer head and sqwee?

scratches one big dandruff off head?

Me too 😂

8:58

I quote that line way too much to my friends

His laugh is so infectious

"I want to meet your parents."

the star trek video makes me laugh every time it's so good

I'm so glad he reacted like that to Chris's shenanigans. The video wouldn't be as iconic if the dudes reacted like the ones in the Friday the 13th series.

Pit I love it when people react positively to goofy shit like that and can take a joke, you rarely find that in online only games unfortunately it seems

I see you’ve been reading the Tomar Tome as well.

I’ve been reading the Tomar Tombs myself. Really weird how he goes into detail about how to melt the minds of loved ones by planting ideas into there heads, and how he uses Chris an Zach as examples. Kinda...erm cringe if you ask me.

Did something happen?

Oli Lol no just standard Tomar bullying

Johan Jacobs bro, this happened to me too! Wtf!

I would love that. I feel like he would either have a hard time stopping himself from laughing or go HARD with the enabling of Genesis.

He’s ruin it

if it was any other game Zach would have instantly killed him before he spoke, like in GTA

"You may have that sword, but did you create the orb? No I did."

"uhhhhh yeah try to own me again, see how quickly you get banned, idiot"-Zach Hadel

Lol is he fucking dead?

@@noahplack9490 Yeah, you didn't hear? That's why Chris never uploaded more videos of him, out fo respect.

You guys quit lying, his daughter was playing with his sword and cut the poor man to pieces

He has a deviantart and joined fart/diaper/inflation groups and still RPs constantly.

JakeDaPug that's not true

I've been waiting for a generic gaslighting comp since the Tomar one

Notthe Bees Hold on which one is that one?

uhhh i don't think they've gaslighted anyone.

@@Abigart69 why?

That's all mods

I hoped they got trolled into oblivion after those videos

@@GMOTP5738 One can only hope my friend, one can only hope...

Was it actually the same slytherin 7th year guy in the VRChat clip? how does he always get the same grumpy teenager character customization?

The crazy thing is, I saw that same orange sweater guy pissin and bitchin on another channel's GM video. Think it was one of SwaggerSoul's older vids. The dude is infamous

I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear thi

AxxL Maybe it’s because you’re using youtube as some sort of armchair psychiatrist, go to a real forum or something instead of OneyPlays comment sections

If you’re having issues seriously, don’t take to youtube, seek real help, I don’t know who you or your girlfriends are but I hope things work out for you

AxxL that’s a scummy thing to do, only someone who is completely insane and the lowest of the low would do such a thin-wait a minute! Tomar is that you?

@@AxxLAfriku That's very inconsiderate. I would be so peeved if I was one of your two hot girlfriends, I would be as peeved as if somebody went online and told everybody that I have a big house and a billion dollars, incredibly peeved

“Hey Jimmy, you wanna join Motifa?”

She gets killed by Jason and gets sent to the GTA world isekai style, and the process causes her to start unlocking the true potential of humans within her.

She lacked god powers because she was skinny back then.

That explains her running speed, “Motifa super sonic speed”

@@dancingdude32 That's the black pill, Jimmy

genesis is genuine

Graeme Hill no way

@@john_halo1894 for real

Waaaah. You're lying :O

The way he talks makes it feel like he's absolutely serious

its not as weird as people made it out to be. They just moved on from eachother.

@@A2Z83 yeah, the situation was no where near that simple. It was a weird occurance to say the least.

@@holt.ahahah9490 She didnt cheat on Ross. They were broken up for a while by the time this all happened. The situation as it was laid out to us initially was that Jared cheated on his wife with Holly but, as it often does, that blame was mostly placed on the temptress that stole the man from the wife. Much of the blame was taken off of Jared. Then added to it was people spreading the rumor that she was cheating on Ross which was untrue. Then if you look even deeper into it, it turned out that Jared and his wife were in an open relationship. One where the wife was allowed to date other people while the husband was forbidden to date who he wanted to. This was also misconstrued as a "polyamorous" relationship which it was not. Since then Jared made his little video which somehow absolved him from having had inappropriate texts between him and an underage fan because he proved that the child he was sending pictures to had lied about their age when they initially made contact through Jared and his wifes explicit blog that had no age restriction other than a little note asking that please no one underage talk to us because were totally not expecting that to happen and if it does we have this solid defense that we asked you not to which will give us deniability even though we have no way of confirming anything and nothing protecting children from accesing their adult services. Leaving the only person with negative connotation stuck to them being Holly who was actually the least guilty or shady of the three of them.

@@A2Z83 You've looked into this way too much, haha

Jamie A2Z83 oh yeah totally forgot about most of that whole situation. Goes to show how badly it was all represented given that Jared ended up being somewhat innocent from my understanding but is still getting hate for it all. My bad for spreading false info.

i wouldn't say he's a sociopath. he's just really really socially awkward.

He does that to you too? Does he also set them on fire before he crawls away into the nearby wilderness?

That means he likes her

DUDE SAME! He beheaded my neighbor and stuck his head inside my freezer. I didn't mind too much though, kids are gonna be kids at the end of the day, so why get so worked up over it?

He’s like a cat, he only brings it to her because he hasn’t seen your mom hunt and thinks she’s unable to

I keep on waking up in the middle of the night to find him laying bear traps all around my house. It's not a huge deal, I just have to get up early to move them. Has killed a couple squirrels, tho

God yes, I almost cried 😂

If I remember right Chris got banned from Harry Potter server for singing, and then like a week later they had a massive singing contest because hoodie guys a shit

Add Zach and it'll be a riot I'd love to see.

timestamp?

@@cms3816 1:35:44

@@TheJohnnyDarc thank you my friend

“In 1997 I murdered three men and hid their bodies in a fucking dumpster. They deserved it though because they tried to steal my emeralds.”

and "I-it's me, I'm Jason" never fails to crack me up

He probably isn't

@DecepticonMecha or in his mother's home, mourning the fact that he doesn't have a girlfriend. He seemed a little like early years Chris-chan.

he has a diaper fetish so I doubt it

He was already fulfilled, he was a happy father to a loving family with all the achievements and objects you could wish for

@@unclefungus9389 Does he? how did you know that?

the god of gods

@@boboloon the god of god of gods

I agree, we the Oney army should commemorate a holiday to Mr. Genesis Valentine.

@@Peanut83176 the god of war even

"In the eyes of God, I am among him"