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2 жыл бұрын

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@randalabra3852
@randalabra3852 2 жыл бұрын
zach, corey, and chris all lived in a house with multiple more people, and they supposedly weren't the craziest ones in the household
@donslyuckus
@donslyuckus 2 жыл бұрын
allegedly
@Awsomeisimo
@Awsomeisimo 2 жыл бұрын
Thats true tho
@bigboysdotcom745
@bigboysdotcom745 2 жыл бұрын
They've all said multiple times on sleepycast that they're really boring people irl.
@fatalaxecident9913
@fatalaxecident9913 2 жыл бұрын
Many multiple more
@travismcnasty4239
@travismcnasty4239 2 жыл бұрын
That's Philly for you.
@youngnk80
@youngnk80 2 жыл бұрын
"Sonic goes to the real world" will forever be greatest response to anything.
@eternalflame9482
@eternalflame9482 2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough Zach predicted the Sonic Movie before it ever happened lol
@blummoose1451
@blummoose1451 2 жыл бұрын
I’m more of a fan of “Sonic goes to the real world, dude”
@eternalflame9482
@eternalflame9482 2 жыл бұрын
@@blummoose1451 I wished they named the movie that. It'll be a 100/10 movie at that point.
@pass_
@pass_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@eternalflame9482 tbf if theres a live action movie based on a fictional character, its 100% gurenteed the plot will be "X character goes to the real world and funny thing happens"
@eternalflame9482
@eternalflame9482 2 жыл бұрын
@@pass_ True
@stproducciones9140
@stproducciones9140 2 жыл бұрын
Chris getting drunk and shitting himself is the most Irish thing ever
@SgtPurpatrate
@SgtPurpatrate 2 жыл бұрын
Its funny cause last Christmas I downed a whole bottle of jack daniels green apple at a cookout at my friends ranch and got blackout drunk, but even after downing the whole bottle I was still able to know when i had to shit even after rolling off the bed multiple times and stumbling around but passed out just like chris on the toilet except I threw up on myself instead of shiiting
@Dylan90210
@Dylan90210 2 жыл бұрын
@@SgtPurpatrate Alcohol is just terrible substance lol. What the hell kind of enjoyment do people actually get from it?
@Kacky
@Kacky 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan90210 being drunk is fun
@Ellzyboy
@Ellzyboy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan90210 im 31 now. I can enjoy drink and get tipsy but ive learnt not to go far beyond that point. So in other words, in moderation its fineand enjoyable
@creagandubh4411
@creagandubh4411 2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking through that whole story.
@pat4510
@pat4510 2 жыл бұрын
"She would eat blocks of cheese and then puke and complain about it"
@herothehedgefox
@herothehedgefox 2 жыл бұрын
didn't Ryan (Magee) have a story about that? He ate a whole block of cheddar and drank beer and vomited all over himself. he could have asphyxiated.
@Moowe291
@Moowe291 2 жыл бұрын
Love that joke. Like when you complain about your health but live like a heroine addict.
@coldmaniac4
@coldmaniac4 2 жыл бұрын
@@herothehedgefox yep! he also fell asleep in his own vomit afterwards
@Dogapillar4Lyfe
@Dogapillar4Lyfe 2 жыл бұрын
I had a roommate who one summer said she wasnt going to eat Dairy anymore. After a couple of months of no dairy she decides that she is going to have Milk again. In one night she drinks over half a jug of milk (basically her body weight cause she was tiny) gets super sick and while laying on her bed with stomach pain screamed "This is why we shouldnt drink Milk!" Bitch, this all happened because you detoxed then when hard back into the Milk STFU
@throbbingfellow1136
@throbbingfellow1136 2 жыл бұрын
@@herothehedgefox Ryan Magee? From SuperMega!?
@catandogclone7880
@catandogclone7880 2 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe that Zach’s “sonic goes to the real world” became 2 great movies.
@dodsonboys
@dodsonboys 2 жыл бұрын
I think I heard that Zach was involved with the production of one of them, I think the second one
@zaccwiggins
@zaccwiggins 2 жыл бұрын
@@dodsonboys he designed Sonic I think (the blue one)
@bungbananaman
@bungbananaman 2 жыл бұрын
The first was mediocre
@catandogclone7880
@catandogclone7880 2 жыл бұрын
@@bungbananaman that’s fair. It was all pretty much setup for the second one.
@catandogclone7880
@catandogclone7880 2 жыл бұрын
@@zaccwiggins I could’ve sworn he designed the pink one, Shadow I think is it’s name.
@nobodyimportant4778
@nobodyimportant4778 2 жыл бұрын
I argue that lyle's rats should count as roommates
@doctorgrubious7725
@doctorgrubious7725 2 жыл бұрын
Nah rats are better than roommates
@andrewmeyer3599
@andrewmeyer3599 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Lyle was lying about that. The reality was he shrunk himself down and invaded a local rat nest and waged war upon the vermin for 30 years with the support of the Council of Worms
@HiSodiumContent
@HiSodiumContent 2 жыл бұрын
Lyle served them eviction notices on the end of a belt.
@SuccMunkey
@SuccMunkey 2 жыл бұрын
True
@creagandubh4411
@creagandubh4411 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the next roommate someone hasn't taken a belt to like a rat, will be the first one.
@claimedlizard3209
@claimedlizard3209 2 жыл бұрын
Little did Chris know, when he was holding that jewel-encrusted wooden box of pubes, hidden amongst those gems are was actually one of the Tomar Emeralds.
@Zeebedee101
@Zeebedee101 2 жыл бұрын
OF COURSE!
@randomguy7928
@randomguy7928 2 жыл бұрын
If you take all of the gems off the box and mix them with the pubes in a cauldron of trademarked Tomar-Brew (don't use any store brand versions), you'll get the 3rd Tomar Emerald.
@JL11MUSIC
@JL11MUSIC 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomguy7928 best recipe for homemade tomar-brew?
@ooziepro
@ooziepro 2 жыл бұрын
What you don't know is that the emerald was actually the pubes themselves. The gems inside were mere decoys
@JRSanchez93
@JRSanchez93 2 жыл бұрын
@@JL11MUSIC You need 8 foreskins and have to wear them on each finger for at least 3 weeks. Throw them into a mixture of a Moscow Mule and Sam’s Cola brand cream soda. Boil it for 3 hours. Freeze it for 24 hours. Boil it again for an additional 2 hours. Freeze it again for 2 hours. Crack open whatever ice formed around it and throw the liquid into a vile and let it sit for exactly 127 hours. Ear dropper the very VERY top of it, then mix it in with a full bottle of Popov’s Vodka.
@SuccMunkey
@SuccMunkey 2 жыл бұрын
"Sonic goes to the real world" may be the greatest and funniest story ever told purely for its delivery and thought process
@islandboy9381
@islandboy9381 2 жыл бұрын
And then the Sonic movie
@xBIGFLATSx
@xBIGFLATSx 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: tomar has absorbed every roommates energy to stay youthful
@VelvetAura
@VelvetAura 2 жыл бұрын
Considering they all sound like psychos I think this is for the best. Might also explain Tomar's nasty streak as of late
@991yugioh
@991yugioh 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the Tomar gemerals did that.
@smartfella7914
@smartfella7914 2 жыл бұрын
He loves his adrenechrome
@HughGort
@HughGort 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he recycled their proteins to gain their power
@b3njiiisjammin608
@b3njiiisjammin608 2 жыл бұрын
It's not working then he's got grey in his beard
@BigKingSwing
@BigKingSwing 2 жыл бұрын
Chris slowly shifting over to a full Irish accent during his story is amazing.
@dodsonboys
@dodsonboys 2 жыл бұрын
Reverse evolution
@royalboyo
@royalboyo 2 жыл бұрын
Ive been looking for a comp like this 4ever, their batshit roommates are so funny
@allie--oop
@allie--oop 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it on the intricate box of pubes story, I don't know how I forgot
@canyouwavedash3298
@canyouwavedash3298 2 жыл бұрын
I know right, I wonder when they're gonna come on oneyplays
@itsm3blaz3
@itsm3blaz3 2 жыл бұрын
@Don't Read My Profile Photo what a trip
@Stowneyo
@Stowneyo 2 жыл бұрын
@@canyouwavedash3298 never literally never. These were roommates from like 5 years ago that they weren't fond of
@Natalie_Toshino
@Natalie_Toshino 2 жыл бұрын
A LOT of these are on the stories compilations, either the official one, or the ones from... Matterboar, I think.
@bigmeknurgle
@bigmeknurgle 2 жыл бұрын
The brother walks in and he goes "what are you watching?" We're like "Babies falling over... take a seat." It's both hilarious and surreal imagining yourself in that situation.
@totororaptors
@totororaptors 2 жыл бұрын
I also love the thing that comes directly after that where Zach just very bluntly says "sonic goes to the real world dude" that shit has me in tears
@pablostufff
@pablostufff 2 жыл бұрын
*turns head around 180 degrees in dark room* "We're watching babies fall over... have a seat."
@totororaptors
@totororaptors 2 жыл бұрын
@@pablostufff *turns around in spinning office chair* We're watching babies falling over...have a seat.
@nickydee569
@nickydee569 2 жыл бұрын
And then he demands it be turned off for Honest Trailers which is the most Reddit move ever
@chaoinspace2
@chaoinspace2 2 жыл бұрын
I find it funnier cause I imagine them watching babies falling over and not even laughing or reacting to it just blank expressions on their faces
@BeatRiceIsHere
@BeatRiceIsHere 2 жыл бұрын
The story of the brother who changed the babies falling over compilation to Honest Trailers is one of those stories that hit a little too close to home for me because I had a lot of friends who used to do that kind of stuff, including me at one point admittedly
@KugelBlitz0
@KugelBlitz0 2 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, I-I would never hit her, but I'd lay into you!
@BeatRiceIsHere
@BeatRiceIsHere 2 жыл бұрын
@@KugelBlitz0 Sonic goes to the real world dude
@Lonequacker
@Lonequacker 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah just the way they described him through that story made me remember at least a few people during high school or while living out on my own that did the same thing. They always end up psycho losers with a superiority complex.
@stinklinethegoblin5952
@stinklinethegoblin5952 2 жыл бұрын
We all have those sperg times in our life it’s just good that some of us can grow out of it
@hayaokakizaki4463
@hayaokakizaki4463 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lonequacker bro I met someone like that who was in his 30s he would throw stupid pseud shit on the tv when we hung out but he gave me weed and I was young.
@sheagaming
@sheagaming 2 жыл бұрын
Btw the box of pubes is real, Mick, who was around with that roommate and her brother brings up the Pube box unprompted in a bloodborne let’s play
@scring713
@scring713 2 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the 1900s anymore man, you can’t just call Chris that. That’s fucked up
@MarcoMustachio
@MarcoMustachio 2 жыл бұрын
MAN! I miss Mick. The entire sleepy cabin cast were so funny together. I miss it.
@BorfieKai
@BorfieKai Жыл бұрын
There was another video in the last year or so where someone brought up that brother pubes thing but on a plate
@nicebike5039
@nicebike5039 Ай бұрын
@@BorfieKai gonna start calling my bestie “brother pubes”
@keithleracc
@keithleracc 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, he dissolved into brown sauce; thank God!" That will forever be one of the funniest fucking jokes Ding Dong ever put out on this channel.
@kingtut5520
@kingtut5520 2 жыл бұрын
Just the mental image of that scenario is enough to send me to my knees.
@krewl3708
@krewl3708 2 жыл бұрын
i fucking scream laughed when i heard that. it caught me so off guard. it’s so fucking funny.
@chickenmonger123
@chickenmonger123 2 жыл бұрын
@@krewl3708 Ding Dong can be pretty clever, and dry. It plays well with Juliens good natured, slightly self conscious goofiness. And Chris’s “Newgrounder at age 32.” ways.
@JimberWumby
@JimberWumby 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the first clip was of my favorite roommate story. She eats blocks of cheese then pukes and complains about it 😂😂😂
@PlaskiJakDeska
@PlaskiJakDeska 2 жыл бұрын
If I was visiting someone's house for the first time, and I walked into the room and one of the people there said to me "we are watching babies falling over compilation. Take a seat" I would then be absolutely sure that these people are someone that I want to hang out with.
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 2 жыл бұрын
Corey versus the moths must have been harrowing. Just imagine the Final Fantasy VII battle theme *constantly* playing.
@Embrace_Nothingness
@Embrace_Nothingness Жыл бұрын
these roommates give ff7 house vibes
@eliasplaysmusic
@eliasplaysmusic 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao i love when Chris is going on about her getting the internet shut down, and then zach is like, YEAH AND ONE TIME SHE GOT MAD AT EVERYONE FOR EATING HER CARROTS it was just funny how he said it lol
@bandaidgirlcos
@bandaidgirlcos 2 жыл бұрын
yeah like it was pent up anger like he held onto that for years and he was so excited to like rant on it LMAO
@eliasplaysmusic
@eliasplaysmusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@bandaidgirlcos right hahaha 😆
@cyber_person
@cyber_person 2 жыл бұрын
Missing Lyle’s story about his Landlord’s drunken wife.
@commonwriternext
@commonwriternext 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm more fucking Cherokee than you'll ever be."
@misterhuman6469
@misterhuman6469 2 жыл бұрын
What episode I haven’t seen this
@adboiproduction8367
@adboiproduction8367 2 жыл бұрын
@@misterhuman6469 Crash 4 Part 2
@Moowe291
@Moowe291 2 жыл бұрын
Stories like this remind me who the actual worst people are, and how normal and decent everyone else is by comparison.
@Moowe291
@Moowe291 2 жыл бұрын
@Walking Jedd Gaming True, much worse.
@timdolinger1352
@timdolinger1352 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, you're not hurting anybody by shaving your pubes off and stashing them in a jewel-encrusted box under your bed; no reason to feel shitty. Who's the victim?
@pjbutton3396
@pjbutton3396 2 жыл бұрын
The evolution of the moth story and the pube story is one of my favorite bits from oneyplays and sleepycast
@kirbyjinet302
@kirbyjinet302 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about the evolution is learning that the moths weren’t Cory’s fault all along
@aarongarcia5037
@aarongarcia5037 8 ай бұрын
@@kirbyjinet302to be fair, he let a fruit rot in his room as well as several blue moon bottles
@johnjoyce1671
@johnjoyce1671 2 жыл бұрын
I like how in 40% of these clips THEY are the psycho roommates
@couchmaster3773
@couchmaster3773 Жыл бұрын
That they aren't the psychos in 100% of them is actually pretty disturbing.
@duby.industries
@duby.industries 2 жыл бұрын
I think I speak for everyone when I say "I want a "Best of Chris" 10 hour compilation
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS 2 жыл бұрын
9 of the hours will be monkey screeching, the rest will be him saying Zack or cory
@TakeJanner
@TakeJanner 2 жыл бұрын
make it then
@RebelJump
@RebelJump 2 жыл бұрын
Only 10 hours? Why not 15 or even 20 hours?
@ROfftensive
@ROfftensive 2 жыл бұрын
A 24 hour long best of compilation
@oddchalk13
@oddchalk13 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the whole channel
@gelidgenteel
@gelidgenteel 2 жыл бұрын
i just realized after all these years Chris drank a literal gallon of beer. in one sitting. holy shit, thats so much
@couchmaster3773
@couchmaster3773 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I guess that'll do it lol
@coolsplooge4355
@coolsplooge4355 Жыл бұрын
He’s Irish though
@mydadshowering2978
@mydadshowering2978 Жыл бұрын
Bulmer's is cider; even more vomit inducing
@TritnewNG
@TritnewNG Жыл бұрын
He's Irish, he's okay.
@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers
@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers 2 жыл бұрын
6:00 one of the greatest responses to aggression I've heard
@matthew3791
@matthew3791 2 ай бұрын
Yea
@froddobaggins
@froddobaggins 2 жыл бұрын
haven't laughed this hard in a while, the london mishap never fails to kill me
@nobodyimportant4778
@nobodyimportant4778 2 жыл бұрын
I 100% believe the finger smelling thing simply because it happened in london
@TheBrickWhisperer
@TheBrickWhisperer 2 жыл бұрын
As someone from London, we are filled to the brim with weirdo degenerates. It's like the New York of England or Brittan.
@GrandDab
@GrandDab 2 жыл бұрын
No one tell Chris I'm living under his house. I use his wifi to lookup stuff I'm not supposta.
@DZMoops
@DZMoops 2 жыл бұрын
The Chris/Zach roommate story progresses like one of those fake Am I The Asshole stories except it isreal
@digiquo8143
@digiquo8143 2 жыл бұрын
oy vey!
@norvillebanksta
@norvillebanksta 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Tomar...
@norvillebanksta
@norvillebanksta 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Tomar...
@couchmaster3773
@couchmaster3773 Жыл бұрын
Yeah Tomar...
@waldornprime5567
@waldornprime5567 Жыл бұрын
i love how casual they are about saying "we were watching babies falling over compilation"
@Based_nobark
@Based_nobark Жыл бұрын
6:22 "He tried bringing her into the woods to hit on her" I don't think that's what he wanted to do in the woods
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 2 жыл бұрын
"I constantly worry about a horrible thing happening while I'm asleep and then I miss it" I just imagine Julian running towards where DingDong might be with a camera on hand
@BQuanchi
@BQuanchi 2 жыл бұрын
What always blows my mind with the downloading porn story is that Lyle's first instinct was to assume their friend actually paid for the porn he downloaded.
@Jvegas2281
@Jvegas2281 2 жыл бұрын
My brother actually had a lawsuit brought against him by a porn studio cuz he bought porn, downloaded it, and reuploaded it. They wanted like $6,000 for lost revenue, but they settled for him taking down the video. He was like 16.
@HueManatee
@HueManatee 2 жыл бұрын
im guessing they try that insane shit at first to try to take advantage of gullible/scared individuals, its pretty fucked up, especially that the justice system allows it
@riosmax4317
@riosmax4317 2 жыл бұрын
I got in trouble for watching it at school in art class, since I quick-drawed my assignment that day and watched it as everyone else worked on their half-portraits. I didn't have internet at home because we were poor. Afterwards, the teacher would always be keeping an eye on what people did online.
@HueManatee
@HueManatee 2 жыл бұрын
@@riosmax4317 wtf
@dimebag2102
@dimebag2102 Жыл бұрын
@@riosmax4317 Bro are you ok?
@riosmax4317
@riosmax4317 Жыл бұрын
@@dimebag2102 Yeah boi
@lachlanmacrae1779
@lachlanmacrae1779 2 жыл бұрын
I will never not laugh at the "and then you went heh heh heh" joke after hearing the Oneyplays London shitshow story.
@SamuelCatsy
@SamuelCatsy 2 жыл бұрын
Come for the Sonic in the Real World, stay for the brown sauce.
@CiccioImberlicchio
@CiccioImberlicchio 2 жыл бұрын
This video is exactly what I needed for my grinding session in final fantasy VII
@theundertaler5875
@theundertaler5875 2 жыл бұрын
Original or remake?
@GusJenkinsElite
@GusJenkinsElite 2 жыл бұрын
Just started digging into the New Threat mod for classic, it's great!
@FlameHidden
@FlameHidden 2 жыл бұрын
@@GusJenkinsElite Havent gotten far yet but New Threat is GREAT
@CiccioImberlicchio
@CiccioImberlicchio 2 жыл бұрын
@@theundertaler5875 PC version of the original
@wuvumgywgy
@wuvumgywgy 2 жыл бұрын
OneyNG actually stands for OneyNeatGamer, he predicted he'd become a gaming channel
@jmonkey106
@jmonkey106 2 жыл бұрын
same with DingDongVG! It stands for DingDongVeryGaming, now that's pretty cool!
@lelepoopoo
@lelepoopoo 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmonkey106 DingDongVG actually stands for DingDong vegan gains, he's an alternative weightlifting channel now
@GoyBenius_0901
@GoyBenius_0901 2 жыл бұрын
@@lelepoopoo Remember when Vegan Gains made a video laughing at and recording his grandfather dying, and his family threatened to sue him to take it down.
@overlookers
@overlookers 2 жыл бұрын
0' N E I L N E W G R O U N D S
@tahutoa
@tahutoa 2 жыл бұрын
@@GoyBenius_0901 huh
@H56Nooc
@H56Nooc 2 жыл бұрын
5:15 I have a similar story except we were watching an oneyplays video and my friends roommate came in, said it was lame, and changed it to a Kid Rock documentary.
@labrat7382
@labrat7382 2 жыл бұрын
Tomar has no roommate stories because he devoured them as they began moving in.
@beep-beep
@beep-beep 2 жыл бұрын
Jaxxi fears for her life every day.
@labrat7382
@labrat7382 2 жыл бұрын
@@beep-beep jaxxi my darling. You may live if you find me more food.
@burf4500
@burf4500 2 жыл бұрын
Soon we will be able to make perfect ai copies of everyone on oneyplays through these best of's
@Alex-zh3up
@Alex-zh3up 2 жыл бұрын
@Bingo it would kill itself by forgetting how to breathe
@iconiclittlecharacter9726
@iconiclittlecharacter9726 2 жыл бұрын
But could we make these ai copies 6 inches tall and torture them?
@H56Nooc
@H56Nooc 2 жыл бұрын
@Bingo It would get to the hypothetical Hitler/Girlfriend part and then probably try to kill itself lol
@digiquo8143
@digiquo8143 2 жыл бұрын
Procedurally generated Oneyplays content. Entire episodes fabricated from an AI + a choice of game. We're on a new frontier, discovering Oneys that have never been seen by human eyes.
@Sigh95
@Sigh95 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but they’d be tiny
@queencancerous5332
@queencancerous5332 Ай бұрын
I love how the story of torrenting "Saving Mr. Banks" actually made it into in episode of Sleepycast where they all blame Niall for downloading "Agent Cody Banks"
@pterojacktylus2475
@pterojacktylus2475 2 жыл бұрын
The compilation we all need to make us feel better about the confusing subhumans we’ve lived with ourselves.
@admech590
@admech590 2 жыл бұрын
what do you do when you're the subhuman that everyone can't stand, you're aware of it, but know you have no chance of changing the way you are? not tlaking about you, I'm talking about...someone else.
@DeftestAphid2
@DeftestAphid2 2 жыл бұрын
It's a shame we didn't hear Lyle's story with his godly arrangements when he was younger.
@alyssamcfarland4747
@alyssamcfarland4747 2 жыл бұрын
Chris's drunk story never fails to make me absolutely piss my pants with laughter.
@allister-malister9179
@allister-malister9179 2 жыл бұрын
Watching babies falling over to later watching a gory horror movie… guilty of the same thing
@jess550
@jess550 2 жыл бұрын
i'm willing to bet that friend that got fined for downloading porn was niall. i feel like he'd do something stupid like that LOL
@StructiveINK
@StructiveINK 2 жыл бұрын
"He turned into brown sauce" is the funniest shit on this channel, pun intended.
@DUHRIZEO
@DUHRIZEO 2 жыл бұрын
9:53 shit like this makes me always feel like Chris is a pretty genuine dude.
@JosefTBB
@JosefTBB Жыл бұрын
10:30
@BorfieKai
@BorfieKai Жыл бұрын
He’s nice until he cuts up your face a little bit
@HueManatee
@HueManatee 2 жыл бұрын
my girlfriend's first roommate in college was this weird yet seemingly innocent girl but over the winter break between semesters the bitch got a 2 rats and a kitten and kept them in the dorm (she stayed there over break) and when my girlfriend got back she found one rat in a cage and dried blood all over her bedsheets and the wall (HER bedsheets, not her roommates) so yeah you can figure out what happened there
@dreadlordhg360
@dreadlordhg360 2 жыл бұрын
No bro I can't, what the fuck
@HueManatee
@HueManatee 2 жыл бұрын
@@dreadlordhg360 i wish i could say this was a troll
@sore6654
@sore6654 2 жыл бұрын
@@HueManatee what the fuck happened
@astrorisks
@astrorisks 2 жыл бұрын
@@sore6654 what happens when a cat is around a mouse
@HueManatee
@HueManatee 2 жыл бұрын
@@sore6654 cat kill rat (on my gf's bedsheets)
@smiggummcbiggums9275
@smiggummcbiggums9275 2 жыл бұрын
The story at 2:16 is something that always confused me, because on sleepycabin there's an episode where they talk about Niall getting their internet shut down because he downloaded Saving Mister Banks/Agent Cody Banks or whatever. And then here they're lying or combining it with another person?
@caninehelicopter5200
@caninehelicopter5200 2 жыл бұрын
They may have forgotten that they told the story before uncensored
@kingtut5520
@kingtut5520 Жыл бұрын
@@caninehelicopter5200 I think they try not involving Stamper or Niall in stories anymore. Also, wasn't she related to one of them? Might've been Niall so they just passed the blame onto him by association.
@sirgentlebread7302
@sirgentlebread7302 Жыл бұрын
The episode you're talking about has Niall denying that It's plausible that they didn't know who it was, blamed Niall, and later found out who it actually was
@juicyjooz302
@juicyjooz302 2 жыл бұрын
Roomates? More like Room-Apes.
@itskindofemily
@itskindofemily Жыл бұрын
No way Chris wasn't the most insane person to live with lmao "can I torture them?" 😭😭
@57mac01
@57mac01 9 ай бұрын
Chris talking about his drunk shitting himself story while kingdom hearts is playing is very fitting
@Caboose98
@Caboose98 2 жыл бұрын
I hope we get to hear more chapters about angry boy and maggot girl.
@nickydee569
@nickydee569 2 жыл бұрын
I hate it when stunted adults take their grievance out on regular struggling people instead of the cops or banks they claim are killing them
@jico5147
@jico5147 Жыл бұрын
what?
@zilog1
@zilog1 2 жыл бұрын
I still love that drunk story no mater if it was re used again. still good. thanks for this guys
@GalbertArt
@GalbertArt 2 жыл бұрын
I like how they didn't include Lyle roommate stories, but Ding and Julian's stories do, despite them not being roommates.
@notalan7215
@notalan7215 2 жыл бұрын
they be making comps out of everything, but they still funny
@jaycro3284
@jaycro3284 2 жыл бұрын
I love these comps where they just tell stories about stuff. more like this?
@Chomper_r
@Chomper_r 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this is only 20 minutes. I thought there would be way more, but maybe I’ve listened to the same ones a dozen times.
@chaseb5376
@chaseb5376 Жыл бұрын
I think the most uninentionally funny thing about this video is Chris saying "man if you steal at 18 you're a psycho" then hardcuts to him talking about torturing KH characters if given the chance. And rooming with 18 year old Kairi
@taquitos_420
@taquitos_420 2 жыл бұрын
i've literally been talking about this compilation for YEARS
@occiderisaethiopissa3702
@occiderisaethiopissa3702 2 жыл бұрын
My money is on Cory being fined for $5k for being the coom king, pretty based getting a fine I'd wear that like a badge of honour.
@Kitchwamon
@Kitchwamon 2 жыл бұрын
That or Nial
@twigman13
@twigman13 2 жыл бұрын
It's Adam guys cmon
@nutyu
@nutyu 2 жыл бұрын
If you listened to sleepycabin then you'd know nial is the cumboy
@lowlyworm8510
@lowlyworm8510 2 жыл бұрын
its definitly Bert
@Rose-ew7bv
@Rose-ew7bv 2 жыл бұрын
Dude its gotta be Niall, id bet so much money on that. Corey would be proud of it and display it, Niall would definetly be embarresed of it because he’s a normal human being
@Zephenath
@Zephenath 2 жыл бұрын
Thieves make me disproportionally angry. I understand people have different values but these people only value themselves. If someone stole from them, they'd be upset. But they don't care, they just feel entitled to stuff they don't deserve.
@couchmaster3773
@couchmaster3773 Жыл бұрын
I can understand someone stealing out of desperation, but stealing shit just for the hell of it is pretty disgraceful.
@f0rm0r
@f0rm0r 2 жыл бұрын
this video is giving me cluster headaches
@coolkid149
@coolkid149 2 жыл бұрын
i want more stories of the woman sooooo badly
@modkfmartialarts8663
@modkfmartialarts8663 Ай бұрын
This explains so much sleepycabin lore
@krewl3708
@krewl3708 2 жыл бұрын
14:40 - chris’ stereotypical irish story 17:52 - poor chris, brown sauce
@Hwutduhhell
@Hwutduhhell 2 жыл бұрын
Most memorable compilation of this channel IMO because you can’t script this stuff 🤣
@ooziepro
@ooziepro 2 жыл бұрын
when do we get a "best of Lyle vs Rats" compilation?
@withoutadoubtinsight348
@withoutadoubtinsight348 2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this one for a while 😂
@CricketBonez
@CricketBonez 2 жыл бұрын
“The fan fell on OUR heads last night” implies a large couch..!
@Arthemesia
@Arthemesia 2 жыл бұрын
The coin used to unlock the door was clearly leprechaun gold
@ScorpKin
@ScorpKin 21 күн бұрын
Heck, I have a sister similar to the woman roommate you guys had. I was sitting outside one time and she went out to do her chores which consisted of opening the mechanical shed door. When she was done she went back and yelled "WHO LEFT THE SHED DOOR WIDE OPEN?!". I told her she did since I quite literally watched her open it. Then in response "NO I DIDN'T! I DON'T KNOW DID IT!". You did, I saw you open it. Then it was just a back and forth of her yelling that she didn't leave it open and me telling her that I saw it, then I gave up. It was like slapping a wall and hoping it would say ow.
@legendarylia9954
@legendarylia9954 2 жыл бұрын
I love that "sonic goes to the real world" is on its second flick now
@ModernMedusa
@ModernMedusa 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to God. The story about the maggots makes me laugh so hard that I start drooling and leaking from every orifice of my face
@commonwriternext
@commonwriternext 2 жыл бұрын
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S WRONG?! LOOK UP!"
@ModernMedusa
@ModernMedusa 2 жыл бұрын
@@commonwriternext That part fucking destroys me 😂
@commonwriternext
@commonwriternext 2 жыл бұрын
@@ModernMedusa Not gonna lie though I'm put off by how nonchalantly Chris and Zach reacted to the maggots I wouldn't trust anybody to be my roommate in that scenario
@ModernMedusa
@ModernMedusa 2 жыл бұрын
@@commonwriternext I thought about that too, but I also get having an irresponsible roommate and not wanting to clean up their messes... Either way, freaking nasty. I wonder who ended up cleaning it up 😂
@jonathanwaller4510
@jonathanwaller4510 2 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly good morals learned throughout the stories
@baronvonbeandip
@baronvonbeandip 2 ай бұрын
I lived with a guy who thought he was prime Scotch/Irish stock and walked around in a kilt all day. Smelled like shit 24/7 cause he wouldn't clean his room and ate nothing but Little Caesars, Hot Pockets, and soda. He would invite his girlfriend who had the form of Mike Wazowski and the voice of Roz from Monsters Inc over and they would have sex loudly. One night, I couldn't take it anymore so I recorded the sound (as I heard it from my room), cut it to samples on my Launchpad, and made a couple beats of them in FL, which I blasted on my hi-fi system at 3am while they were at it.
@Alex_poopy
@Alex_poopy 17 күн бұрын
Cool
@Maddie-pt9fv
@Maddie-pt9fv 2 ай бұрын
These stories sound familiar from the early sleepycast days
@TheMAM
@TheMAM 2 жыл бұрын
I really needed roommate stories right now
@rubee2215
@rubee2215 2 жыл бұрын
i love that time is taken to draw out a new thumbnail each new video. fuckin epic ^^
@edoneill6138
@edoneill6138 2 жыл бұрын
Fans draw them
@PikaTyler_
@PikaTyler_ Жыл бұрын
the london mishap is my favorite story ever told on this channel
@jayfolk
@jayfolk 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Chris highlighted to story where he is bad drunk roommate.
@_goobs
@_goobs Жыл бұрын
It's crazy to me that these guys got their start living in Final Fantasy House
@Inkybit
@Inkybit 2 жыл бұрын
u guys slayed
@-th1rty3-
@-th1rty3- 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if Chris would survive the FFVII house or dominate it with his gaslighting, will you give me your credit card info for the answer? We'll find out on the next Oneyplays.
@peteralfredhess
@peteralfredhess Ай бұрын
The utterly nonchalant delivery of the restaurant dining sight gag absolutely made this
@MrMan-dd4hi
@MrMan-dd4hi 2 жыл бұрын
5:17 "We were watching babies falling over compilations" I can't
@humbleheathen69
@humbleheathen69 Жыл бұрын
Someone got Into trouble for downloading things? Gotta be Nile.
@commonwriternext
@commonwriternext 2 жыл бұрын
Don't lie Zach you totally ate the baby carrots
@SchtuSchtu22
@SchtuSchtu22 2 жыл бұрын
I can wait for the animated fan-shorts about these.
@Foobin_Lera
@Foobin_Lera 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite story is of Chris drinking too much
@davidgarcia0604
@davidgarcia0604 Жыл бұрын
"If you could choose a kingdom hearts character to live with who would you choose?" "Can I torture them?"
@looselytelling
@looselytelling Жыл бұрын
All of their roommates then went on to run the foretold Final Fantasy house
@nibiru2x410
@nibiru2x410 2 жыл бұрын
They ended up blaming Niall for dowloading Saving Mr Banks lmao.
@SSTrunks666
@SSTrunks666 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I miss Ding Dong and Julian. Great compilation! Love these stories.
@danimals6667
@danimals6667 2 жыл бұрын
I remember bits and pieces of some of these stories from sleepycast. I remember the Corey smacking the wall bit, but I thought it was Nile who pirated saving Mr. banks ? 😂
@lugi5215
@lugi5215 Жыл бұрын
for some reason the idea of a movie called "sonic goes to the real world" with a brutal stabbing scene cracks me up
@anneliesewang4916
@anneliesewang4916 2 жыл бұрын
i love the roommate stories, alays so psychotic
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