Zach is the very definition of chaotic neutral

Don’t do this. Not here.

Zachs I like the pizza voice sounds like cow from cow and chicken

Zach outcrazies everybody in the Sleepycabin

What if there's someone who looks exactly like chris in italy

My friend went to paris like last year, told us a story on how a homeless muslim mom yelled "catch" to him in french and threw, i shit you not, HER REAL LIVE COUPLE MONTHS OLD BABY at him. He didnt catch it, he avoided it because he knew it was a distraction and he avoided getting pickpocketed by the husband that tried to creep up on him from behind. When the baby fell and blood was all over the ground they both ran away and he reported it to the french police.

What if the guy took a picture to show his grandson to be like "if you keep breaking my pens, I will replace you and your parents will never know the difference. I already found another kid that looks just like you, it's possible"

I like that Chris's Irish comes out when he says car or sharp

Zach is a human weapon. He's an awkward situation super soldier.

My friends and I scream at each other in broken German at the mall to avoid kiosk salesmen

I love how Zach can just switch on the insanity for a second and turn it off just as fast.

"You could see he was visibly frightened, *even though he was wearing a pizza outfit*"

*I LAVA DA P I S S A *

0:44

I wanna have as much confidence as Zach

I LOVA DA PIZZA, I LOVE DA BIG PEPPERONI

“What class of gypsy do you play?”

3:25

Chris's accent comes out with his "-ar" pronounciations. "Caarr"

"Hey, want some pizz-"