He's already done with Jack.

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this story made my day pretty cool man

is the food at benno's good?

The shooting all over the place is a very normal thing for movies to do. Geographical accuracy is one of the least important aspects of a movie and only a fraction of the audience will ever notice it. It would be too hard and/or expensive to search for places that fit the screenplay directly and the flow of the action is so much more important. Not that this movie looks like it has any flow, though... ;)

@@michaelccozens Wow, I never realized that about "Rumble in the Bronx"!

Neat!

Is is probably like the Kesal Run. We don't need no stinking measurements.

*space miles

never said it started on Earth

@Drunk, Belligerent, Confused, Elderly, Incapacitat it's a shame AU or lightyears never entered the lexicon of screenwriters earlier.

@Drunk, Belligerent, Confused, Elderly, Incapacitat really big. You think it's a long walk down to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

Christopher Catiller YMS is pretty great too.

Sebastien McCarthy Ralph and ihe are good to they remind if jr. rlm

@@tahunuva4254 Why does it not surprise me a guy with a Bionicles avatar would say that? Can't blame you though.

Yup! I realized a year ago that I've been watching for three years. Umm, umm... good!

Tsumi Green love Ralph , IHE and YMS are close though

I'm pretty sure this is still true 😅

😂😄

Jack was defo still drinking at this point. Josh is ultimately the 4th Fruad. This really was the _before times.._

I love how willing Josh is to lean into the joke about him being overly verbose and serious about these films.

@@UnseenJapan Yellow Wizard needs booze, _badly!_

What’s more amazing is they’re still being made! Theoretically, if immortality could be achieved, RLM could make Best of the Worst for eternity.

Tell you what, don't go on an internet deep dive into B movies. Your head will spin right off your shoulders. You can get lost digging through piles and piles of bad movies you've never heard of.

@@noupperlobemanify haha too late buddy. It was that “fifteen scary spooky movies in one!” dvd when I was 12 that set me down that path. Distinctly, a B gem where the caretaker character buries someone up to their neck in the woods and then snow-blows over them. The payoff shot is them tossing a bucket of fake blood against the windshield of the snowblower. It’s glorious, I’ll try to find it.

@@FumblsTheSniper I would love to know the name if you find it

​@@davidplowman6149 the good news is well never run out of material. The bad news is well never run out of material ~rich evans, after watching Shunny Bee lol

Dang. I only realised that now.🤦‍♂️

6:14 Mike’s deadpan looks

Isn't it "Kyla"?

It was uploaded 3 mins ago you hack fraud

OH MY GAAWWWWD!

Fake news!

Me personally, I will love this episode

No, no, you haven't watched it yet.

He’s getting more and more drunk everyday.

Thanks to Corman's recycling I heard Horner's "Battle Beyond the Stars" score is this before seeing "Battle Beyond the Stars"...

Horner's music also turns up in other Corman productions...

😄

That ending edit has something you don't usually see in those jokes. The people that aren't moving are much closer to the one who is, and are nearly overlapping him. It looks way more interesting than normal.

plus the cuts from the different cameras makes it almost look 3d. it's an awesome optical trick

It's moments like these that make me regret knowing how to video edit.

It's easy, anyone can do it. And I do it for a job

how do you do this specific edit? I'm learning to edit, I use Magix Vegas

Definitely. Jay and Mike are VERY talented editers. I've always loved that. That's what made the "Trailer Reaction for Ghostbusters 2016" video so funny...because it showed how obnoxious the editting is on 90 percent of online video reviews

I think that Mike's got something Jay didn't achieve yet. I mean some craziness and fantasy in his editing. Jay tries to match it and Mike seems to be great inspiration for him. But I agree. The editing on RLM has great quality.

they're both very good imo, but I jive with Mike's style more. I don't think it's appropriate to assume one is imitating the other though, I think they just have similar taste and background. Though generally, when it comes to things like half and the bag, I generally agree with Jay's opinions on movie making more than Mike. For example, Mike is fan of structure, as he has stated multiple times in previous videos. I too love structure in films, but I also love avant-garde and the stylistic departure from structure to re-contextualize how we engage with films in general. This is a take on film that I see more in Jay's comments ala Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, and Re:View. In short they're both inspiration to me as someone who does video editing and film making as a personal hobby, yet though I find myself agreeing with Jay's takes on movie more than Mike, I have learned more from Mike's close attention to detail than I have from any other member of RLM. Love em all though; if u guys are reading

Please excuse the typos though I JUST SMOKE A FUCKING CRACK PIP-

big boss bob ross tell me about dialectical ice cream radicalism

@@danhall141 Yeah. Oops. I'll edit the comment.

What was the original comment

@@Xpwnxage I think I spelled CryptZ with a K or something like that.

Mike was so cute sulking. 'I wanted Crypts!'

Oh my God, I wasn't watching during the intro and I thought the movie was "Cripz", like it was about gangs but they changed the name to make it not about real Crips 😂

So i found that movie and got it for my bad movie watching friends. I thought the richard moll character had the same name.

That is somewhat relieving to hear for reasons

including Carnasour 2?

👍👍👍

Good to hear, that man's work is a treasure

As in how easily he can reuse sets, props, and costumes from previous films in them?

Kevin King why not just the whole show instead?

Superbowl Half in the Bag Show.

Amen to that! Let's all petition the NFL to have RLM's BOTW be the new Halftime show!

Fuck Superbowl, this should be broadcasted on TV 24/7

agreed haha

Yep thats right, the space battle they were fighting was from Battle Beyond The Stars and I would know that score anywhere...I went to see it at the cinema lol...Ah too be old :)

I literally just signed in to say this. Was sort of shocked nobody talked about it! Boob ship in particular.

James Horner did often derive a lot from his own scores. I feel like a similar thing is going on with Michael Giacchino. Great composers, but they do often recycle their own stuff.

I knew boob ship looked familiar but I couldn't place it. It's been far too long since I've watched the real classics like Battle Beyond The Stars.

I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, that not one of the RLM crew has seen 'Battle Beyond the Stars'! It is a B-Movie masterpiece, and not only features early work by James Horner, but those nifty space battles were care of pre-fame James Cameron. As penance I decree that they must devote a BOTW to this masterful remake of 'The Magnificent Seven' (in SPAAAACE!)

I remember that one. It was decent.

the footage originated from BBtS, but it's probably the most recycled footage in modern film history... i was really kind of disappointed that this slipped past the entire crew, until i remembered what absolute hack frauds they are.

@@atom_gray It took me years to realise this, but it didn't. They did it on purpose to see how many people in the comments section would point out it was from BBTS.

@@Cybjon your theory is far more plausible than none of them knowing this...

Nuck Nacker Well in terms of space travel it isnt really that far.

space travel for reality or for sci fi?

Did the math on this 'cause I got really fucking bored. Assuming that the spacecraft maintains a chemical propulsion speed of 24,000 mp/h while also assuming the average distance to Mars to be 33.9 million miles away, that would take 1,412.5 hours, or around 58.8542 days of maintaining that constant speed without navigational readjustment or course correction. All things considered, that ain't bad.

First off, who is "they?" NASA estimates that it would take 6 months to reach Mars on a one way trip. Others say it would take 5 months, while still others estimate it would take upwards of 10 months. None of the sources I found estimated it to be 2 years, however. The math I did was based solely off of raw calculation (see: maintaining that constant speed without navigational readjustment or course correction) which is where the other amount of time comes from. Now, I was at the very least around 90 days off, but, again, I failed to take into account how long the course corrections would take. And since I'm by no means a rocket scientist, I'll leave the more in depth computing to the professionals. I just wanted to give a general sense of how long it might take to make such a trip.

Sustenance21 The projected paths to mars are not straight lines but very long, out of the way arcs. So are those estimates simply calculated with distance to mars over speed or are they actually adjusted for the actual viable flight paths. You might be right but never heard of an estimate below 12 months.

That is actually amazing

It would be like if, during Return of The Jedi, after the Battle of Endor was over, the remnants of the Death Star II fell on the Ewok village where Han, Leia, 3PO, R2D2 and Chewbacca were on anyway.

@@GoredonTheDestroyer That would've been an improvement, actually.

I mean it did get a Rich Evans laugh out of it, so I'd consider that a reaction lol

8:20 onwards for those interested. Jack's reaction was brilliant, I don't know what more needed to be said.

I dont know if you're joking or not

@@ElectricalSwift I'm not. Last summer Jack talked about it on his twitter.

Jack is a joke.

Jack the lad! Jack is the man!

Or "....rape, that's how I start the day."

Ratel.H Badger it has a black spine.

I relate to this comment a lot

RLM is helping me through a break up right now and leak of human contact because of COVID-19 🖖

The comment that will never stop being true for many of us! Long love RLM!

Nathan Brookes I really want to hear what Mike has to say about Ghost Adventures

TheAdamantineArrow I know I’m late, but they did eventually release that exact video😄👍

Nathan Brookes who do you watch when you’re not

I hope you are still watching, because boy have they, and of course MIKE, started talking about ANYTHING!

Any you think more beer wouldn't make it better?

You can never have enough beer.

You can have enough beer. It's usually a glass. Because it tastes like dishwasher fluid. It's hideous, I'm sorry.

I'm just surprised you admit to drinking dishwasher fluid.

you don't? freak!

But I want to be mean to strangers on the internet.

So what you're saying is, it's about family?

Could be worse after all, we could be watching nostalgia critic, yikes

@@grapesoftime or Chris Stuckmann!!

@@LittleMikeStarCraft Rich Evans is a national treasure

Bill Lowe It rivals Daddy Trump's.

Trump's hair isn't special, there's hair like that on every cunt.

Meanwhile Rich's hair is looking better than it has in years. It almost seems like he isn't balding!

Stephen Carroll I honestly wasn't even sure it was Rich at the beginning!

Send me your testi in the mail! Once received I'll send you copy of Photoshop, you'll be able to manipulate photos to your heart's content. Learning how to use it will be a pain in the ball though. You should drain the testi before exporting, that way you'll avoid paying spunk tax (the customs people can see you coming)...

normie twice removed Hey, I’m not the only one! Almost 30 and after discovering these guys it’s like “oh thank God there’s still time”

It's a generational thing. I'm a millennial, but I enjoy their content. (Favorite RLM guy is Jack)

You know what, you might be joking but I get it.

I’m 40 years old

@@sachinmistry1 [Slide whistle down sound effect]

😅

how does it feel to have shit waifu taste smh

Orange basement

What is this, a road trip movie for ants!?

They were inspiring, as opposed to the bland photorealism that's the norm nowadays.

That was also Corman (and it was a better flick), so I don't know if he was just ripping off his own work or what the deal was there.

I thought the same thing. Would they have rated Space Raiders so well if they knew the miniatures and music were recycled from BBTS?

Larry Rockensuess Jr. I thought the same thing. I don't think they do know. In their defence, they are about 10 years (give or take) younger than myself and really don't know most of these low budget films that I recall seeing theatrically or on video when they first came out. They disappeared into obscurity by the 90s.

That must be Roger Corman cutting expenses :)

I recognized the ship model immediately. I actually don't remember anything else about BBTS aside from that ship design. Kid me always thought it looked like the Enterprise without the saucer section flying backwards.

That actually would be way better.

crapvile In Rich Evans there are all the packets of crisps.

APAL880 What's a packet of potato chips, you foreigner?

In Soviet Russia, there's a Rich Evans that's a packet of crisps.

Just the one packet though, we are a poor nation.

I new to them, I found them like a week ago, it’s been the best KZfaq find ever. They make me feel so warm and cozy lol. Especially mike and jay. They are the best.

@@Neat0_o aren’t they?? Any thumbnail with Mike drinking in it is sure to be a hit 👍🏾

I'm to a point where I can't fall asleep without a BOTW episode playing. I've seen them all a dozen times so I don't need to look at the screen to see what they're talking about.

@@elfman1357 I love when I can talk along with the videos for all my favorite jokes 😂

Keep going they get better!

He just reuses things until they become a part of something big and popular so lots of people know about it, very relatable

I (partly) blame the producers. When they put a temp track score to a rough cut: "Which composer have we got signed to do this one? Ok, Horner. Let's try and see how older pieces fit the scene..." As a composer, this limits your opportunities to try something new.

Watch Wrath of Khan then Aliens- similar scores.

best channel on KZfaq by far!!

Kotow Boy agreed, he has crossed the threshhold of balding vs just bald... I feel that and the beard is making him look fatter than he actually is. Rich is still fighting the good fight, but, he is pretty much in the 25th hour of technically not being bald. Mike is definately thinning, but, you don't notice straight away, because: he is the king of hair having between those four.

That comb-over is pretty bad.

Kudos for making this meme funny, for once.

IS JOSH'S BEARD REPLACING THE PLINKETO BOARD!?!?! DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THAT MEME!?!?? AM I FUNNY YET!?!?

Always has been

That's what David Carradine said!

Jacob Myers *drops newborn son*

Jacob Myers My testicles dropped the first time I watched an RLM video.

TheHoneyBadgerDUDE very cool

Ferr give it time. soon you'll understand there is no joke here.

But how close to Mars is it? We need to know.

I don't know, man. I mean, his beard game is _always_ on point.

I'm growing mine out, and it'll be a long time until it's as epic as his.

@@SMATF5 How long is it now ?

4 years late but I really love how they use that editing to make so many scenes awkward af lmao

Since BBTS was a Corman film, he owned the music. Or at least did at the time of Space Raiders. It was his intellectual property to use as he wished. Many elements of Space Raiders were reused from BBTS.

I'll never understand how RLM videos somehow get BETTER by the 10th watch

the abe vigoda fanfic is just so fucking funny

@Keith Manswell it's three years old, chill

Uyyuuup Look

Like

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lol l Pop Poo

Was that part of a BotW episode? Do you have a link?

@@gafferman3256 Plinketon#9 2:56

He’s my least favourite part of every episode he is in

Oh yeah, I see it now. Good spot

@@eblatz80 Very useful information, thanks for letting everyone know.

RLM said they'll never do anything fully animated

Tales of a Pre-sequel Much less anime.

crapvile Maybe bad animation just isn't great material. If The Room was a poorly drawn cartoon. It wouldn't have been near as funny.

Ay, bullshit! They watched The Christmas Tree last christmas. That was animated as fuck. This is all just one big conspiracy.

+Volbla They needed shitty B christmas movies to fill up

I hope that's not a euphemism yeesh

oh god no, I can't stand that part, I am desperately trying to fast forward past it. @@saltech3444

What is this, a show about my life?

An the guy who did the music from Battle Beyond the Stars went on to win an oscar an James Cameron did all the space ship model work.

yep. I mention that in another post as well.

Yeah, they pulled a Turkish Star Wars.

Yeah, I was about to make that comment myself.

That's Nell to you buddy! ;)

cue the sad plinketto music

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