Saint Rich of Ellen, pray for me.

I damn near scrolled past this but came back to add a thumb

I wish I could like your comment twice

Jesus of Soberbia.

He's gotta drive the van, afterall

Yeah it was... awkward

Man, that Rich Evans guy is such a weird sex pervert!

thankyou I was looking for this!

Well shit, that’s sad.

The family was one in which the father, a hemophiliac, got HIV from a transfusion. He infected his wife unknowingly, and their baby son died when a few months old, which is how they all found out they were infected. The father died of AIDS, but the mother is still alive, and is an HIV awareness advocate.

...and I believe that was a picture of Ryan White on the cover.

There was also a made for tv movie made about her and she was played by Molly Ringwald

Thank god you survived!

Did you have to learn the rap? "Buh b choo, buh buh b choo"

That’s awesome! How long ago did you send it in? I gifted them a copy of God’s Wacky Animals forever ago and I’m still holding hope that it’ll grace the wheel.

Show us on the doll where the bear touched you.

I sent it in after watching the Marjabelle episode.

yeah man i was gaggin for the baldy man to get picked - i remember him from the hamlet cigars adverts - never knew he had a whole show ..id imagine it was pish but gonna have to search youtube for it..

Gregor Fisher is a great actor and Wee Rab is a legendary character. Would have been a great video to get.

I wouldn’t call it a failed TV show. It ran for 2 seasons and a Christmas Special.

As soon as I saw it I recognized the character, it's based on a skit from Naked Video, a scottish skits show from the late 80s. Edit: I think the character also did a hamlet cigar ad in the early 90s, where he tries to get his picture taken in a photobooth and it keeps failing...

Baldy Man will always be Hamlet Cigar man trying to take his passport photo and failing hilariously to me. Happiness, is a cigar called Hamlet.

Harry S. Plinkett had an industrial accident so he immediately rang for a video on how to avoid industrial accidents 🤣

Mike's phone is Rich's activation key.

Master of prank phone calls right there.

For a guy who usually fumbles his words pretty badly Rich thinks pretty quickly on his feet whenever Mike hands him a phone.

We’re they really saying “aids in Wisconsin” in the video?

@@faritkamalov6567 no they were saying what I think translates to "person with AIDS" which can sound like aids in Wisconsin

@@faritkamalov6567 As perfect as that would've been, sadly no. At 45:31, the commentator says 2 words in quick succession: 1. the loanword for "virus" - weerusu （ウィルス） 2. the Japanese word for "infected person" - kansensha (感染者） You put those two words together, it becomes "weerusu kansensha", or "the people infected (by AIDS)". Easily mistaken for Wisconsin, but one of the greatest coincidences in BOTW history.

They need to hire you as the translator for some of this.

Thanks for the info, you rock! Cheers from Canada

While talking to them about AIDS prevention tips.

Still might be better than season one honestly.

@@Corbomite_Meatballs while showing them how to handle farm equipment properly

And you just KNOW they got all sorts of shit wrong with them.

If my grandma saw that living room, she'd hiss "italians" under her breath.

Mike does seem to like stuff which is just awfully made. He often votes for videos/movies featuring comically low production values and general complete incompetence.

I think he often just forgets how miserable the experience of watching the tape was and bases his vote on how funny the discussion was.

Man, that's a brilliant racket!

Nah an amputee wouldn't hurt a fly, they're completely armless

it would cost an arm and a leg

Thanks you. That is actually kind of important and touching. In all seriousness the AIDS epidemic was serious. We are fortunate that things are better for HIV patients now.

thank you so much.

The Allison Gertz story kind of hits differently now. She said that people dismiss AIDS because they think it only affects homosexuals and poor people, but she's proof that even a straight rich girl could get it and should be taken seriously. It kind of supports the accusation that America didn't care about the AIDS epidemic in the beginning because they didn't care about gay people dying.

Thanks you. I was hoping someone solved the mystery in the comment section.

@@mattigus it's not an accusation, it's a fact

Google can also translate from photos, so don't even bother with trying to goofily recreate the characters

@@toomuchtv6741 It can but not always, so sometimes it's better to write it down. It's easy too

@@toomuchtv6741 Yeah, but drawing them = better results.

You should post spoiler alerts for these.

I thought it said Allison Gates LMAO

those are words that were spoken, good job

@@syaba5336 "That's right, Jay!"

I quote that more often than anything else. It's so perfect.

I woke up to him screaming “I’m gonna cum!” from the Rogue One video at 2am once. 🤣

@@josiahbahuaud2294 oh gosh I remember that 😂

That’s odd, Rich’s laugh is what helps me sleep It makes me feel so safe and comforted, like a creepy man in a bear suit has me firmly in his grasp

it gives me soothing sweet dreams

Talk about a nightmare!

Wait until someone's hand gets stuck in the Wheel. Rich won't be pantomiming then.

Rich lost a finger one halloween and he wasnt even drunk he was just rich evans

Rich almost lost his hand in the wheel this time.

If Mike loses a finger it will be inside Rich Evans.

When Mike was opening his beer before the 3rd video, I thought he was going to fake a hand injury.

I thought I was going a little insane that they glossed over Mike asking "Is that a real ting?". What did he mean? That either Rich just made it up on the spot or that there is a real Pedobear out there?

@@P3t3rminator I think the moment Jay mentioned "internet thing", Mike immediately lost interest. He probably has no faith in modern internet meme culture (even tho it's a fairly old meme in this case).

@@P3t3rminator I think he was disappointed that it wasn't another Stranger Danger video with a creepy bear suit-guy teaching kids about the bad touch

@@noahbarnhartandit2365 "That makes me a saaaad panda."

@@toonbat When did people last play around with the pedobear meme to any large degree, 15 years ago? It's a real old one.

Similar experiences working in kitchens. Most accidents don’t happen by the newly trained people, those mistakes are made by people who are used to little injuries and forget that the big ones are still possible too

The meat refinery, next door to the meat derricks and the meat pipeline

@@JunkCCCP Thats what it is called in my language. "Lihanjalostamo". And its accurate. You turn living pigs into a clean piece of meat in a plastic container, separated from the bone, cleaned from blood, veins and excess fat.

@@Meitti oh yeah I should have known you were a Finn from your username

I worked with UPS on their airport tarmac. They told us this -- when you get complacent, careless, or too cocky, that's when accidents happen. The new guys, fresh and bright-eyed, very rarely were the recipients. We had to lug what we called "air cans" on and off of planes, usinghydraulic equipment, ball bearing platforms, and enormous dollies the size of trailers. I'll never forget when someone training me how to hitch a 2 ton metal dolly properly showed me a missing finger, or the time the entire operation paused because someone got their foot sheared apart by a can in an airplane. I'd rather lose any other individual body part (excluding vitals, of course) than a hand. The dolly story sobered me forever, in a way other safety information didn't. It became real. You absolutely must respect industrial equipment, in the same way you respect a natural disaster or a deity (if you believe). They have power you cannot possibly hope to match. Fuck around and you will be crushed like a bug.

Did you figure what does the strange wisconsin family have to do with it?

Reply to hopefully track the comment

We need extensive details please, because…uh…we just do.

Okay we're finally on the video. (That second video was great) The reason the kids are dressed in business suits is because they're school uniforms.

The kids get visited by humanity from the future. They bring up Magic Johnson because he's got AIDS. The future kid brings the modern-day kids down to the cellular level to teach them about AIDS and the immune system

pshh i be Illin

How's that grab ya?

"Ow my hand"

They were describing the company that made the tape when they mentioned 27 years. Weren't they?

Middle aged? What do you mean? I'm about the same age as these guys and... oh. Aw, fuck.

I think "elderly" is a more correct age range

@@jackkoffin1 Plus, Rich is immortal so his age is androgynous

@@warlordofbritannia 🤔

@@BenDowdy Sorry, I meant “Rich is immoral”

And they told me i couldn't do drama!!

Some of the actors during the recreations also looked like they where letting out some long-forgotten dreams of Hollywood/Broadway when they screamed.

I always liked the one sign that I think was for electrical shock that was "Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the entire time you're dying"

Get some booty shorts with that quote on the butt.

No kidding!! I was thinking that the ‘alien’ looked a TINY bit like Jimin from BTS - and then Mike shocks me!!!!

Yeah, they're the real MVPs.

I was so excited, since the last Japanese tape they got was SOS.

Unfortunate that it was up against the hand safety video, too

Just started this BOTW and yeah the title basically translates to "message from the future: we want you to know about AIDS"

I rarely watch videos from this series, so BOTW acronym didn't ring the right bell for me. And so, I was wandering why would AIDs, Wisconsin and a weird Japanese video would make Breath of the Wild so special.

@@patrickglaser1560 that's one helluva burn 💀

Nothing describes mike's tastes better than this sentence.

52:43

From the man who selected Vampire Assassin and Shark Exorcist

This confirmed I have an extremely good chance with Mike

The words at the bottom of the cover were the names of episodes in the series.

Fancy meeting you here, Sal! Or whomever wrote this comment... 😁

Manners who needs them was already like a bargain knockoff version of manners who needs them

Yep, they're saying ウイルス感染 or "uirusu kansen" (uirusu being the Japanese phonetic pronunciation of "virus". It's kind of like 'oo-eye-russ')

Thanks I was hoping someone in the comment section would explain. And what were they saying about the kids in the trailer park?

You're a saint man, I desperately wanted to know what the hell was happening.

Her name is Alison Gertz. She was an AIDS activist in the 80’s and 90’s.

@@TheMontross The trailer park stuff (from the bits I could hear) was talking about how the child(ren?) were born with/had been infected with AIDs. They kept clipping the same parts, so I'm guessing that that part of the video was probably along the lines of 'even children/families can have it. It's not just adults who have risky lifestyles. Here is an example of an everyday family who has to deal with their children (don't know if the parents also had it?) AIDS.'

Username checks out

Boooo! That’s offal!

@@turingmachine7905 Don't be such a wiener. If I can be frank, I thought it was a real banger!

Brat of the Wurst!

That's a 5/5 sausage right there!

Finally, these frauds give us what we've *really* wanted- weiners.

it's always some instructional video that's super fucking hardcore

Mike was fucking hilarious in this one

Yet it's ironically shorter than most episodes. They struck gold again, for a change, yet kind of breezed through them.

More like "Worst of the Best"

If you were to make an exceptionally good sausage out of it it would be the best "Best of the 'Best of the Worst'" Wurst.

25:38

I forgot which episode it was but it's one of my favorite Jack moments. They're all saying stuff like "you moron!", Jay says "You dummy!" and then Jack yells out "YOU C*NT!" and it's bleeped lol

Especially when all those kids are adults now and can be embarrassed all over again!

Lmao just like "peepers"

lol I was thinking that. I hope he was joking, otherwise, his brain has been cooked.

I sincerely believe it has become a part of his vocabulary. He said it without thinking about it, it just happened.

@@NiiRubra Once he fully slides into dementia George will have won the long game.

@@homoe7976 Embracing to the dark side is actually just succumbing to dementia.

To be fair, nobody has smashed them in a fit of pique. *Yet*

I'm assuming that as per their request they are receiving regular replacement shipments

They are pretty good stands.

Yeah they sure love Zelda

My favourite sketch was Kitchen Gun. Wave goodbye to surfaces!

I'm subbed to over 500 KZfaq channels and I feel the same way, what am I doing with my life....

I second this.

@TheNignag89 what is anybody doing ever? try to be a good sort and pick your shtick

H3H3 has failed us all

My exact inner monologue before seeing this comment!

I'm just disappointed to learn that "Staplerfahrer Klaus" was a parody of work safety videos.

Hello Dr Clark, I’ve been binge watching your videos recently and the one time I decide to watch a different video you’re in the comments :D

@@Adumb_ I am... inevitable

It's the second Simon of the Yogscast!

"That memory is already in my grave," was great too. It seems to suggest that every minute Mike has spent with their library of horrors has preceded him to hell, where they await to be revisited upon him for the rest of eternity.

@@equalsine6355 C'mon home, Mike!

It's a landmark for Wisconsin now

And then promptly have inflation, better known as "Stolklsa syndrome" take most of it before he can enjoy it himself

They should just make a backup now. And cover it in barbed wire.

@@PALACIO254 It needs to go on the National Register of Historic...Wheel. Thingies.

the wheel of theseus

So Wisconsin does mean aids in Japanese

Kansensha sounds close to both Wisconsin and Kenosha, which is a town near them.

That somehow makes it funnier. Because they just accepted it meant Wisconsin and when the squalor was shown on screen they were just like “yup.”

​@@heirofaniuwhat happens in Kenosha, stays in Kenosha

Don't forget a six-and-one-eights-inch scale bust of the one, the only, Cameron Mitchell.

They hate doing WOTW, but pound for pound, it has given us the most iconic content RLM has ever done outside of those famous George Lucas space operas.

That's intense. I think it is a useful practice though. I'm not a pilot, but they do a similar thing for engineering, showing things like helicopters ripping themselves apart because of a bad design, or buildings collapsing because of last minute design changes.

Building a functional culture of safety is much easier when everyone truly understands the phrase: "Safety regulations were written in blood."

Yeah I had to see some graphic stuff getting my arborist assistant training - chainsaw injuries, electrocution deaths. It does stay in your mind for sure.

As a part time RAF cadet at a British school in the 1990s, we got showed a similar safety video which featured what I believe to be real footage of a man with a severed leg with blood squirting out of the artery. As you can tell, I still remember that.

I can't handle stuff like that. Even in this episode during the hand stuff, I put a napkin over my phone so I wouldn't see anything. And red asphalt, in drivers ed the instructors let me go outside.

I wanna hear the full song!!!

I fucking died laughing when he let that out

I clapped when he said AIDS!

A callback! It finally paid off!

Even knowing this was coming up, I was not prepared. Tears streaming down my face. Better than the Rich Evans in my dreams.

The podcast "Well There's Your Problem" uses the folk singer's "Shake Hands With Danger" bit as their musical stinger for their _Safety Third_ segment wherein listeners send in entirely preventable safety incidents caused by morons with more responsibility than brains. Highly recommended!

@@Trendyflute Came here to recommend that! It's where I learned the song

Honestly the song slaps. The single is better than the one in the video.

We saw it in school back in the day, me and my friends still quote it over 10 years later. "Shake hands with danger" really was a successful slogan

I had to watch it for shop class back in the late 80's, I was cackling throughout the whole film and got a couple of others to sing along twards the end. I still hum it when I see something dumb about to happen.

A real Usual Suspects type moment

That kind of reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how they had to get an actor who was missing both arms and both legs to portray the Black Knight when he, well, loses both arms and both legs.

nice. i lol'd a little when you said "waved"

How did he take the picture???

@@stephenburr9836 Doctors take pictures. It’s probably in a medical journal somewhere too.

There was a very similar 'I Survived' episode

One of my in-laws is a Japanese student in an ill-fitting suit that contracted AIDS when he was sucked into the eyeball of an alien that turned giant. He walked about a mile through the blood vessels and "caught" a ride on a white blood cell to the lymph nodes. A friend went back to Wisconsin to get a basketball. He had successful treatment to cure his AIDS. Magic Johnson told him that it was the most amazing recovery he had seen. His immune system is fully functional. He was able to proudly show me pictures of Woody Woodpecker in New York prior to treatment using his smart phone.

Bunch of hack frauds have been recycling the same 5 jokes for 27 years, so how's that for "something new" in the comment section! P.S. I still love you guys.

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

Are new jokes replacing old jokes???

@@karenwang313 Maybe someone broke it on the ground outside of Sundance.

it was borderline experimental

And he was so disappointed when he found out it’s not real: ”Oh”.

Precisely... precisely

That's how it goes

Because when you start, it’s just grating on the ears and nothing else, but over time you learn to associate the sound with “Rich Evans is feeling joy!” and who doesn’t love that?

You must be new here. Get ready for a magical mystery tour with an angel on earth--Richard "AIDS" Evans.

2014: Oh god, this mans laugh is going to make this hard to watch 2023: Rich’s laugh is the only pure thing left in this world

Turtle Dreams

@@reader111089 Beat me by 11 hours dammit.

He is a Wizard afterall

@@reader111089 Not only was he present, but he had background knowledge that no one else did. It was fated.

Thanks, this knowledge will be useful in the fight against AIDS.

Uploaded screenshot of cover to Google and the words translate to - Not yet Junior High Is it? AIDS that I want you to know AIDS Virus Supervised by the Japanese Society of School Health / School Health Education Division, Physical Education Bureau, Ministry of Education

From what I have gathered, I think it's an abstinence educational tape.

I love you for this.

I hope somebody finds it, I love archival shit as well

And now you get to the best part, going back through all of them and realizing how infinitely and oddly rewatchable all of their content is

Hey love your videos Goomba!

You could do an entire series going episode by episode through Ghost Adventures. Describing a single episode aloud sounds like a fever dream

After Picard Season 2 ends, Rich and Mike should totally pivot to just talking about Zack Baggins's shenanigans.

I need a whole re view series on ghost adventures.

make it so!

That was pretty much my Driver's Ed class, as well. "Who needs to learn how to parallel park?! Look at this mangled corpse stuck halfway through the windshield instead!"

@@ThePerfectSeth That is literally all I remember from Driver's Ed, pictures of decapitated heads starting at the camera and a real brain splattered on the street. My teacher then proceeded to tell us two stories about how a mom of a student of his ran over someone and decapitated him, and then another story about how his friend killed himself and a date. Anyway, how long do you wait at a stop sign?

That was my factory training as well. Say what you will but the method works.

I remember seeing some brutal workplace accidents from LiveLeak and a 30 second clip is way, way more effective than an hour presentation on not sticking your head in a moving machine.

Linux doesn't use "recycling bin". That was invented by Microsoft for first-time computer users and stoopid people. :D

Whether there is a recycle bin depends on your distro honestly.

3, he has ghost adventures.

His brain has a beautifully crafted file tree for all of his star trek knowledge and then everything else just outputs straight to /dev/null

/dev/trek outputs random star trek trivia

I think by that time they'll all be in assisted living.

@@maxwellkazemba2299 Except for Rich Evans. He assists us by living.

It's like our on personal entertainment insurance. Without having to pay! . . . . except with our lives.

"Is Japan developing robots to-" "Yes."

I’m convinced those life sized Gundam “statues” are fully armed and operational.

And now you can talk about it here since you listened to those instructions.

1980s?

I think you followed them pretty good. Nice for you.

Wow. You’re dad had a speech impediment.

Well... You didn't die, did you?

I was hoping someone would know, thanks so much

Pronounced in this video as Arison Gaatsu san. Japanese phonetics are somewhat limited

@@kenknight5983 Japanese have no equivalent of L.

@@kenknight5983 Alison L. Gertz (February 27, 1966 - August 8, 1992) was an American AIDS activist in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Gertz died of AIDS-related pneumonia. Google Lens translated the Japanese writings to Allison Gartz so I had to search a bit more.

It's a morning talk show.

@@MrHypnofan So that was probably two different segments

Fatal Love: Allison Gertz Story (1992)

@@Rschr101 it rhymes

The family was one in which the father, a hemophiliac, got HIV from a transfusion. He infected his wife unknowingly, and their baby son died when a few months old, which is how they all found out they were infected. The father died of AIDS, but the mother is still alive, and is an HIV awareness advocate.