BEST OF THEO VON - PART 1
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@JokeWRLD 3 жыл бұрын
BEST OF THEO PART 2 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eK6Ga9Z6sLyyipc.html
@jaylenfrank 2 жыл бұрын
Grand risings. Any chance you can make a the Best of Theo Vs The B's (Bobby, Brian, Brendan)? Lol
@nataltal94 2 жыл бұрын
h B
@shiftinggearsnpassingqueers 2 жыл бұрын
We was kids n we was on acid duuude love that line
@lilBoatBigFish 2 жыл бұрын
pll p
@AristotleMotivation Жыл бұрын
@@jaylenfrank You Gotta Have A Best Of Theo With The J's As Well. Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz
@austinrobertson1134 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Theo talks about everything like it happened 15 years ago but it was in fact like last Thursday
@IDoNotLikeMyAlgorithm 2 жыл бұрын
You mean this past weekend 😂
@mountainair 2 жыл бұрын
Usually on the way to recording the podcast
@AJOak-lk2vr 2 жыл бұрын
"I remember this one time" lol
@jessediscsalot2661 Жыл бұрын
It's one of my favorite.
@dh1752 Жыл бұрын
You mean the night before lol
@PatientBoat 2 жыл бұрын
Theo: "She like threatened to have the baby." Steebee: "How old were you?" Theo: "37..... This year."
@erickortega981 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking spit my juice out when he said that 😂😂
@Saiintniic 2 жыл бұрын
@Wynn Wynn no fucken way
@Saiintniic 2 жыл бұрын
@Wynn Wynn holy shit he is
@JoshAFC 2 жыл бұрын
He loves that twist, used it for a few jokes. Sounds like he means years ago then drops that 😂
@dylancampbell52203 2 жыл бұрын
The way he said it too 😂 Like he thought about how old he was and then said “this year”
@ryutou-ki4dl Жыл бұрын
"2 mentals dont make a non mental.....rarely do they" LMFAO
@moniqueengleman873 2 ай бұрын
And that is not true. Two rentals don't necessarily make another mental
@justanotherbob69 2 жыл бұрын
"You know, I've never been heavily homosexual, but I will say this" is a big part of my daily vocabulary lol
@murderparker7968 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I’m adopting this practice, thank you.
@Devo99-23 3 ай бұрын
I’m starting to pick up his speech mannerisms.
@TheEknaian 3 жыл бұрын
SHE WASN'T IN A CAGE OR NOTHIN... She was just kinda free range... In this room. 🤣
@mandelorean6243 Жыл бұрын
... Closet.
@RedHorseCebu Жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard
@joseguerrero9420 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he was a cripple they just didn’t teach him how to walk. Had me dying 😂
@jorgepena4162 3 жыл бұрын
Literally busted out laughing ☠️☠️☠️
@josefc3098 3 жыл бұрын
Shitnhad me dying
@vladtheinhaler896 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SuperBlackopsboy99 2 жыл бұрын
He lived near the hillbilly family from the simpsons irl
@dannyb7623 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I thought I was legit gonna die laughing 😂😂😂
@FranciscoLopez-xl7ym Жыл бұрын
"Is that NOT on set? Well then what were you doing?" "Lookin for the lord brotha" 😂😂😂
@RuinedComedian 2 жыл бұрын
16:00 Theo attempting to name a chest freezer by calling it “one of those special basement freezers you have so nobody steals your meats”
@obeseiwancannoli2177 2 жыл бұрын
A deep freezer lmao
@AirWindFire 2 жыл бұрын
@@obeseiwancannoli2177 In the UK they’re called chest freezers, so I guess it’s possible this person knows them by a different name.
@obeseiwancannoli2177 2 жыл бұрын
@@AirWindFire different strokes for different folks
@xtrittonx Жыл бұрын
@@gordythecat Weird, we call them deep freezers in BC canada, but could totally just be who i know lol
@Buckwheat0 Жыл бұрын
We call it a deep freezer, but a chest freezer sounds cool lol
@ourtime-downhere6931 3 жыл бұрын
"Some straight up mentals, some straight up sawed off humans..." The way he words stuff is so hilarious even if the joke isn't that great his word play makes it gold
@mysoggypants101 3 жыл бұрын
I read this as that part happened lololol 😂
@ourtime-downhere6931 3 жыл бұрын
@@mysoggypants101 one of my favorites was on a podcast and he says "I've never seen cocaine but I've smelled a whole bunch of it." Nobody in the room caught it but I was cracking up. He slid it in real quick so I don't know if they heard him but I've always thought that joke was awesome.
@shanepoole3197 3 жыл бұрын
@@mysoggypants101 WTF I DID TOOO WTFFFFFFF
@seanheany444 2 жыл бұрын
You get some mental to blow Leche out thier dome dude... that's America right there bro"
@bosebera9633 2 жыл бұрын
That shit was poetry 😌
@marty1202 3 жыл бұрын
"A plate is just a cup spread out" 🤣🤣
@DaLilVivi96 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@JH-yi7qc 2 жыл бұрын
That's acid for you
@Mageblood 2 жыл бұрын
He’s done enough drugs to understand topological theory
@mrpiccaso6517 2 жыл бұрын
I mean if you think about it if the bowl wouldn’t break and you’d press it down with a heavy weight it would end up a plate eventually😂😂
@Mageblood 2 жыл бұрын
Mrpiccaso ah yes but how many holes does a straw have?
@ronaldericwong 2 жыл бұрын
“No it was after that. That’s when I got involved with this damn cult” 😂
@narele25 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll tell you this, if you want to feed a family of four, you can't just have one owl." -Theo Von
@srsucioguapodelsur8845 3 жыл бұрын
“You never hung around black people?” will forever be my favorite line of all time
@DKM.23 3 жыл бұрын
Things happen bruhh 😂 I fucking died
@anthonynewman1215 2 жыл бұрын
Rural
@samuelorozco255 2 жыл бұрын
Funny things is kids teach themselves to walk.
@OrangeCheekun 2 жыл бұрын
@@samuelorozco255 funny thing is nobody fucking asked
@M4GG0TK1NG 2 жыл бұрын
That whole conversation is gold. "Whatchu think? I was tryin to find the lord brother" And "long enough to catch the sweats" get me every single time
@tonycalifornia279 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is earths greatest speaker. His mouth does ballet with words
@siruser23 2 жыл бұрын
this comment is poetic
@dh1752 Жыл бұрын
He is a great comedian lol 👑😎👑
@Brainbuster Жыл бұрын
More like parkour with words.
@valntinehj5322 Жыл бұрын
@@Brainbuster parkour with ballet as the ending
@shanegreen9511 8 ай бұрын
Yeah it does. Theo plays chess with words. He's a word chess master
@barneydaplatypus8313 Жыл бұрын
"If a couple of brothers are rolling by blasting some good music, I can blow ass into a frisbee all day" Theo Von is a the funniest person to exist
@villavilla6301 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo is usually just making shit up, but Joey's life has been so crazy and he's been through so many wild experiences that he just takes Theo's stories at face value and relates to it with a crazy experience of his own
@OrangeCheekun 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh he's got pictures and other people to prove it 🤣 both of em got some crazy stories and I think 99% of em are true. Joey's story about the guy who would tie parachutes to his coke and be ready to throw his stash out the window is fucking gold.
@zombieghostninja 2 жыл бұрын
Bro he wasn’t lying it’s boring in the South with broke white people. That shit sucked it was my whole childhood lol
@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like 90% of the shit he says is true but he just adds a couple of funny details in there. You gotta think he grew up poor in a bad neighborhood in a small town in deep south and he also has done a lot of drugs. Plus he's a really open person who seems like he's out doing stuff 24/7 so he definitely has a lot of more opportunities to see crazy shit then most people who stay home all the time.
@country_citi8216 2 жыл бұрын
Theo aint making that shit up🤣 I remember when the monkeys were loose in covington and that shitt really happened I was there it was crazy exactly as he said it.. I was drinking beer like am I tripping Dead serious.. 🤣🤣🤣
@country_citi8216 2 жыл бұрын
@@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 No lie the monkey story is 100% true even the funny part🤣🤣🤣
@danmcdonald8736 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever Theo von says "man we had this dude when we were growing up...." I'm already laughing. If just 5% of them are real the world is a strange place
@primalentity9824 2 жыл бұрын
If youve ever been to south/midwestern USA, you know he's most likely not making this stuff up
@ipwnu4ev1 2 жыл бұрын
I live in the midwest and I can personally say, that must be a southern thing because wtf is he talking about 😂😂😂
@primalentity9824 2 жыл бұрын
@@ipwnu4ev1 naw dawg, Midwesterners are the weirdest of them all. I was born in Indiana that's my credentials
@brotherbear1162 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from upstate NY and i used to poop in the yard all the time. I burried it myself though, cuz I'm a gentleman.
@MustangWWII 2 жыл бұрын
bro he was from Louisiana, he ain't making that shit up
@jasonchandler6482 3 жыл бұрын
“Eating dolphin dandruff, doin dope” -Theo Von
@cheesecaketwdloverr9788 2 жыл бұрын
Making poverty wit ma diick 😂😂😂
@christiant.s.f.9029 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheesecaketwdloverr9788 pottery
@samh7168 2 жыл бұрын
@@christiant.s.f.9029 Poverty was kinda funny tho
@edlime141 2 жыл бұрын
The black arts
@inkedmomblu1510 2 жыл бұрын
T-shirt material! 😂
@matthewwrightsman8959 2 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Millions of people go to Paris every year" Theo: "Yeah but they leave" Me: *died*
@chaz1357 2 жыл бұрын
Thats the part that had me fucking rollin
@matthewwrightsman8959 2 жыл бұрын
@@chaz1357 it's not the kind of place people are milling around man
@yoitshannond 2 жыл бұрын
It’s true. Sucks there lol
@sawyerchisholm7279 Жыл бұрын
I love how Theo will say something the other person is dying of laughter and he just blows over it and keeps going as if nothing happened.
@mariyahnicolee8658 Жыл бұрын
frrrr like it’s jus normal or sum😭😭
@ZippyG Жыл бұрын
Art of comedy. 🎭
@tylerkirk4779 9 ай бұрын
If he stopped every time someone busted up laughing the man would never finish a sentence.
@nextdoordarts3770 3 жыл бұрын
“She was just….yuh know…free range…”
@AnotherLosttSoul 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it
@thickrebar2634 3 жыл бұрын
Most polite way to call her a cow I suppose lol
@MrCoop7 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one who lost it when he said that.
@kevinmcgann8752 3 жыл бұрын
He is so uniquely funny 🤣🤣
@Improvise1013 3 жыл бұрын
Something about his delivery and the way he times his punchlines perfectly with his pauses. Dude is really fucking talented
@theonenamedhaze 3 жыл бұрын
"You should know about tunnels" "Why?" "Huh?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@DaLilVivi96 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@burkemcgowan2056 2 жыл бұрын
I meant POM bro not Nam 😂😂
@cashen7384 2 жыл бұрын
I shit my frisbee laughing man 😂 theo is the best with quick zingers
@dads_diy 2 жыл бұрын
Dude he straight played that off tho lmao like on some serious slick shit
@GepettoGiuseppi Жыл бұрын
"They had a kid.. he was in a wheelchair.. i don't even think he had anything, they just never taught him to walk" 😂😂😂 wtf bro
@Aparski 2 жыл бұрын
Theo reminds me of someone who tripped real hard on mushrooms and stayed in the mindset, came to terms with it and started projecting it upon the earth.
@peterpemrich6962 3 жыл бұрын
His straight face and demeanor whilst being funny af just makes it even more funny lol
@DaLilVivi96 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂👍👏🙌
@jake.presents 3 жыл бұрын
9:30 “We had a guy with no arms, he’d fight everybody“ Theo is the best BSer of our generation.
@spicolijeff2017 3 жыл бұрын
LOL we actually had someone like that in Florida, Kodak black used to have a picture of him on his Instagram before he deleted all his old pics
@WynterThe2000 2 жыл бұрын
he would just snack you like a snake
@yurinoworry 2 жыл бұрын
@@spicolijeff2017 bruhhhh I remember that!
@FNDoomer 2 жыл бұрын
We had one where I'm at before he went to prison.
@zhain0 2 жыл бұрын
I know a guy with one arm that tries it all the time. He does not do well. Smash bros on n64 though, he is a god.
@tristansageman3576 2 жыл бұрын
I love how nobody even caught "it's just like slavery bro. Never found the boats" 😭😭😭
@samlawhorn Жыл бұрын
I feel like Theo Von's end of life scenario is going to be exactly like the film Big Fish. And all these people are going to show up to his funeral. There'll be a guy with no arms, a native woman from South Dakota, a guy with a highly unsocial tick, a guy that spits acid, an African American cult lady, Mike the ice guy, and so on.
@berrtusmaximus5212 2 ай бұрын
Great movie reference
@tsmcghee8907 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's natural, off the cuff thoughts are funnier than other comics' written-out sets
@shovelcharge 2 жыл бұрын
All this is funnier than his standup.
@thebigbucktheory5488 Жыл бұрын
@@shovelcharge I agree. He's a funnier personality than he is a standup.
@Brian-sz7lo 2 жыл бұрын
He's just naturally funny yo. He's just telling stories and random shit and he's got me in tears 🤣 plus the accent 😭
@WynterThe2000 2 жыл бұрын
the one about the guy w no arms had me genuinely crying the first time i heard it
@qbert320 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy today - was recommended in my feed. I can't remember the last time I LOL'd so much watching a YT video. Everything out of his mouth is gold LOLLL
@dh1752 Жыл бұрын
He is one of the greatest of his time 4sure lol 👑😎👑
@calle406 Жыл бұрын
@@WynterThe2000 I still fighting with my mind figuring out how he chokes me neck to neck 😂
@williammelvin Жыл бұрын
"if you can get a couple of sawed off humans to blow leche out of their domes man, that right there, that's America" Best line for me 😂 poetry.
@TherealHK-47 11 ай бұрын
Theo should record a series of books on tape where he reads famous books but he also has creative license to go on a tangent within the story anytime he reads something that reminds him of something lol
@molassio1989 9 ай бұрын
You know sometimes, people just don't have noses, ain't Voldemort's fault man.
@mookie001126 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know who this man was 45 mins ago but he is now one of my favorite comedians this dude is hilarious 😂🤣
@usefulidiom 2 жыл бұрын
That’s Theo for you.
@TheDroneRookie4 2 жыл бұрын
This legitimately just happened to me😂😂😂😂
@pennylan364 2 жыл бұрын
God I remember him from the road rules On mtv lol
@brodyfulford6096 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you’ve stumbled upon this legend 😆
@davidvaldez50 2 жыл бұрын
Watch him and Bobby Lee togetherness, your stomach will be hurting!
@c.a.d.e1321 2 жыл бұрын
The picture of him party by himself with a $210 vest on,making a smoothie is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard.
@pietertsie 2 жыл бұрын
The complete story is even better
@ericvolandt2622 2 жыл бұрын
“Whole family, zero shirts” 😂😂😂😂
@keenanlarsen1639 2 жыл бұрын
"A plate is just a cup" Dude actually has genius moments.
@codys7942 2 жыл бұрын
"You never hang around black people? Things happen bruh." Lmao
@jarronrodriguez4749 2 жыл бұрын
I literally started dying when he said "no, he would get yuh neck to neck"
@TrackhawkGaps 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@StayinLifted85 2 жыл бұрын
“He’d lurch at you” lmao
@rachel_Cochran 2 жыл бұрын
I'm holding out hope that this one's true
@theeternalnow6506 4 ай бұрын
@@rachel_CochranI actually could see this one being true oddly enough lol
@michaelk3286 2 жыл бұрын
"All of the sudden a bad batch of acid comes to town, and all of the sudden half the town was wearing vests." Lmfao!!!
@allanskarstein3254 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is the kind of guy Theo is telling stories about
@Ohsnapski 2 жыл бұрын
“I grew up in the stray animal belt of Louisiana” 😂😂😂 I swear this guy is an endless jar of laughter
@TrackhawkGaps 2 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said... jumped by cats.
@Sprite_525 2 жыл бұрын
“How old were you?” “37. It was this year” 💀
@brandongoodman270 Жыл бұрын
"where's the honey, guy?" that part absolutly defused me
@heavenbertram Жыл бұрын
“Two mentals don’t make a non-mental.”😂
@samflagel213 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he still believes the water was from Iceland is so funny
@280SE 3 жыл бұрын
He actually still believes don’t he 🤣
@avar1c357 2 жыл бұрын
Icy mike wasn’t getting those flavors from nowhere bruh
@Carolinelili413 2 жыл бұрын
It's definitely not a real story but it's funny that Joey thought he was serious.
@elchapo6732 2 жыл бұрын
@@Carolinelili413 how you going to say it's not real when you don't even know the guy? Just bc you see him doesn't mean you know him.
@BaBy_ShoWeR 2 жыл бұрын
@@elchapo6732 I loved your show on Netflix!
@ohyeahyeah5782 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is literally the main character and we’re all just NPCs compared to him
@fenrir5361 2 жыл бұрын
Nah not really
@TsunaDragon2 2 жыл бұрын
@@fenrir5361 did you want attention? It’s a joke
@officialGamer1000 2 жыл бұрын
@@fenrir5361 seriously like who the fuck is golbrund volke
@shayneholladay 2 жыл бұрын
A fucking npc
@DeathLock420 2 жыл бұрын
@@TsunaDragon2 it's a hacky joke that we've seen a million times. Literally an npc joke
@jasonpeterson1506 Жыл бұрын
“37, this year” gets me every time!!
@nigelnyoni8265 11 ай бұрын
I'm convinced Theo Von is a real life character from Norm McDonald's insane stories. Like Theo could be making this stuff up, but then sometimes he has pictures to back 🤣😂🤣😭😭
@kinglouisxiii2650 3 жыл бұрын
"He doesn't believe in jesus christ does he"
@Thelegendaryalchemis 2 жыл бұрын
Theo said that like he had a disability 😂
@jenjenjenhi 2 жыл бұрын
@@Thelegendaryalchemis I’m dead 😂
@inkedmomblu1510 2 жыл бұрын
“Well that’s fine” 😂
@Audiofatuation 2 жыл бұрын
@@inkedmomblu1510 🤣🤣
@veronicagrave159 2 жыл бұрын
100% caught me off guard. lol
@mysoggypants101 3 жыл бұрын
Theo- you look like you've been stung by bees! Brendan- is that a compliment? Theo- yeah, if you like looking as if you've been stung by 200 bees all the time.. 😆
@KD-kl4sx 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 he’s a genius
@JokerADHD 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps his composure when he says this shit. 😂. He always has you guessing if he is being serious or not.
@AlanaBananaCanada 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Theos stories contradict each other, and then you realize that he's been feeding you bullshit you don't know what's true anymore.
@username9045 Жыл бұрын
When do they contradict each other?
@katenoone6296 11 ай бұрын
I just caught one I’m sad.. but they all can’t be true. He is a comedian.. he is going to have bits. He comes from a genuine place tho.
@dannyt564 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to god I could do a life time sentence with Theo and live a better life than 95% of the world lol
@PrinceIsot 2 жыл бұрын
Unless it's a prison in the American south lol 😂
@ninalove3044 9 ай бұрын
Couldn’t agree more- this man brings me so much laughter and joy
@Dark_Omen 8 ай бұрын
make ur own fun bro thats what makes him so great he made the best out of his situation
@MrTheologianscafe 2 жыл бұрын
Theo von. I deal with extreme depression and I am a struggling recovering addict. Sometimes there is nothing in my life that yields a smile but when I listen to Theo, I will laugh so hard to the point of tears. God gave you a gift bro and that's grimy humor. Fucking hilarious
@nazimberdja9901 2 жыл бұрын
You’re amazing keep going ! Don t quit
@isaiahdrews9536 2 жыл бұрын
Proud of you bro, keep it up! You got this
@learyc8077 2 жыл бұрын
How are you getting on?
@unluckyblanket2779 2 жыл бұрын
How you doing bro?
@the1only467 2 жыл бұрын
I feel ya homey, you’re not alone. I’m still in addiction but wanting to kick I’m tired of this life.
@gav1636 2 жыл бұрын
“he doesn’t believe in jesus christ does he? 🤔” “i don’t think so”😂 “yeh😕…but that’s fine! 🤷🏼♂️”
@brandonkeaton 2 жыл бұрын
6:42 - love how genuinely Theo says Rogan doesn’t believe in Jesus, cause you know it’s important to him.
@lofttm969 3 жыл бұрын
Joeys wind up laugh while he’s like absorbing how funny it is always gets me
@Audiofatuation 3 жыл бұрын
Meeeee tooo
@Sevenlilies 2 жыл бұрын
PSA: Theo was/is the first man to beat Down syndrome
@albertopereda1223 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@FullDottle 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@achilles2536 Жыл бұрын
Down Sin-Drome
@Mrgreyhoodie101 Жыл бұрын
Theo trying to talk about a deep freeze is pure gold. LOL
@mineduck3050 10 ай бұрын
For hiding meats
@moetivation1 2 жыл бұрын
He was straight flaming Brendan! "You look like you got stung by bees!" Where do you live in a comb? 🤣🤣🤣 you better watch it you could become diabetic!! Hahaha! I'm still in tears after watching that! Theo is a natural, he talks about regular stuff and it's hilarious.
@samuelbenton5903 2 жыл бұрын
“People go to Paris all the time” “And they leave.” 😂
@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 3 жыл бұрын
“You would get that lurch… he had no arms. He would just LURCH at ya. He would catch you neck to neck” THEN HOW HE DESCRIBED THEY DIDN’T TEACH THE ONE TO WALK AND SHARPENED THE ONE’S TEETH. 11 kids. Not a single shirt between em 😂😂😂 that poor white rage is REAL out here in Florida, straight from the all ages trailer park.
@DaLilVivi96 3 жыл бұрын
Am jus dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@Kennypowers51 3 жыл бұрын
He was florida adjacent. Louisiana.
@stoneylonesome4165 2 жыл бұрын
Sun coast baby
@MartinBeesley 10 ай бұрын
"Deaf jack russel" followed by JR just losing his shit will never fail to make me laugh
@MissFiona_ 4 ай бұрын
Lol I have a deaf jack Russell 😂 I know exactly what he means 😂😂
@Ravenheart_ 2 жыл бұрын
"some straight-up sawed-off humans" --this dude is f*cking hilarious
@jaefizz1862 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad he’s blowing up, for years I watched this dude always asking people and know one knew who he was. Now I think people are starting to see, oddly enough his free roam rants and conversations are funnier then his actual standup. This dude is a legit walking cartoon character and I love it.
@Choe903 Жыл бұрын
Fr tho he was born in the paradise Pd universe had to be 😂
@JohnDoe-ic9ms Жыл бұрын
Exactly 💯🤣 lmfao when he said joe looks like a tied up hamhock or turkey lmao
@peepstur2110 Жыл бұрын
You are the first person ever to have misspelled "no"
@jaefizz1862 Жыл бұрын
@@peepstur2110 Number one baby!
@osheamarshall8861 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that his funniest lines are him honestly speaking, not trying to be funny, is what makes him so great! 😂
@milklover2830 2 жыл бұрын
Hes great at story telling and theres no way that everything he said really happend, wich makes him even better. I feel like improves on the spot a lot.
@fw1240 8 ай бұрын
1. He's not honestly speaking 2. He is trying to be funny 3. He IS funny
@jonathonboshears6281 2 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a dude who didn’t get picked for filming for ice road truckers...
@CryptoJoeTrading 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Truly incredible level of comedy
@peeron6829 Жыл бұрын
Give me some tips how to make money please
@Team-gw5uw 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest people on the planet ever.
@dalekay9ine 2 жыл бұрын
It truly blows my fuckin mind when o meet those rare people that really don't find Theo funny. I immediately know that person and I just are not going to her along, at all.
@sararhiannonaytchose8830 2 жыл бұрын
@@dalekay9ine can you explain why misogony, racism, murder and fat shaming is funny? Do men really not have other shit to joke about?
@rasbperrypi133 2 жыл бұрын
@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 exhibit A
@musstta01 2 жыл бұрын
@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 because someone as entitled as you would never get what having to survive on scraps feels like, they've grown up taking what they can and that's toughened them up, they didn't, couldn't (and mostly still don't and won't ever) know what's best for them in reality, but they don't care at this point. It's supposed to be offensive in order to drive people like you away from it because, quite literally, you wouldn't get it.
@brotherxela5085 2 жыл бұрын
@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 lmao THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?! fucking weirdo.. get outta here
@IooCMGooI 3 жыл бұрын
i wish they had like an XXL freestyle for comedians he would always win
@Tony-T. Жыл бұрын
Theo: “ I remember one time…” Other person: “ wait when was this” Theo: “ oh this was on Tuesday “
@boyapollo808 Жыл бұрын
leo?
@aydomac Жыл бұрын
“Out there eatin dolphin dandruff doin dope” I’m crying 😂
@LiV3rWurSt 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Joey breaking holes in the water story is absolutely killing me 😂😂😂
@russellpaloor1408 3 жыл бұрын
Some of theos stories are straight up lies
@itswingman9861 3 жыл бұрын
@@russellpaloor1408 He has to lie, because some are real too. If he muddys the waters of his past life the police won't question him about it.
@colt7526 2 жыл бұрын
@@russellpaloor1408 that’s comedy for you, do you really think Dave chapelle actually saw a 3 year old selling weed on the corner at 4am
@russellpaloor1408 2 жыл бұрын
@@colt7526 Dave is clearly telling jokes, Theo pathological.
@TrackhawkGaps 2 жыл бұрын
😵😂
@gavinoyler240 3 жыл бұрын
The way Theo tried to explain a deep freeze😂
@keeshakelley9583 3 жыл бұрын
& The other Two Just Kept Letting His Describe it, Knowing Damn Well What He Was Talking about 🤣
@lucasd.1854 Жыл бұрын
The sheer fact that Theo seems to be completely random a lot of times and realizing that he's totally serious, is absolutely fucking hilarious lmao
@nik1128 Жыл бұрын
"37"...makes it all the more hilarious that theo doesn't look a day over 25.
@benfarmer7841 2 жыл бұрын
“Just like slavery, they never found the boats”
@jameycockrell5481 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's part one is 45 minutes everyone else is like 16
@whalebone1206 3 жыл бұрын
tim dillon's first part is 1 hour
@18aplateindoors 2 жыл бұрын
@@whalebone1206 Theo is king
@grahamgordon9477 2 жыл бұрын
I legitimately don’t know how people can have a conversation with Theo. Every single thing he says is hilarious.
@therandommusingsofred2340 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell from his facial expressions that he is fully reminiscing about his past and not coming up with crazy stories just as easily as you can see his intelligence with his comebacks and responses.
@Audiofatuation 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!
@noteminemsburneraccount324 2 жыл бұрын
"A whole family no shirts."
@psyler_6305 2 жыл бұрын
In ages past, Theo Vonn is the court Jester every king wishes they had.
@NickkAtNyte 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Pittsburgh, the fact Theo was one of those people who broke down in one of the tunnels is absolutely hilarious. Not even him shitting in a frisbee, but the fact nobody knows how to drive in those fuckin tunnels, let alone when there's a broken down car in them 😂😂
@vaacorbett 3 жыл бұрын
"For 4 bucks I could do it for free" Uncle Joey
@killawetbee 3 жыл бұрын
"A plate is just a wide, wide cup" - Theo Von
@ceo.n1773 2 жыл бұрын
“Lookin for the lord brother what do u think I was doing” 😭😭
@mikebrisebois 2 жыл бұрын
“There’s no way he could have gotten these flavours in this water!” Bahahaha
@Kennypowers51 3 жыл бұрын
"The only thing gayer than getting AIDS from a dude is crying when someone else gets AIDS" -Theo- 😆
@Waaris122881 3 жыл бұрын
The Tot story at 25:40 has me straight up crying
@bvsteel990 3 жыл бұрын
i’m in the airport rolling as we speak
@snaggs107 2 жыл бұрын
My son is autistic.. Love him to death...all That being said.. My ribs are still healing cuz I laughed so effing hard on this part 🤣😭 😭
@greggwhite3627 2 жыл бұрын
He would try to spell it out, you know like he was trickin me
@justincase3772 2 жыл бұрын
T.ee o.h T.ee
@braedendavis8972 2 жыл бұрын
"Kinda a bad name for him to be a mental but atleast it's an easy for him to spell" 😂😂😂😂
@daretodream4014 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a cartoon series of Theo Von living in his hometown
@keithsavoie6943 Жыл бұрын
Not many people can really make me laugh but Theo is hilarious. I rewatch these and still end up in tears.
@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 3 жыл бұрын
“I got attacked by dogs when I was 10 years old… two of ‘em came back next year on my birthday a year later and attacked me agin’”
@samalam98 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of meth jokes this guy makes yet 90% fly right over peoples heads😂
@shannonk2541 2 жыл бұрын
Theo being so naive about meat freezers is so endearing 🤣 boy, deep freezers aren’t for hiding your meat from people 🤣🤣🤣
@user-yw4fh4pw3q Жыл бұрын
They are for some of us...
@dirkwolf9463 Жыл бұрын
When your family has its own branch of Sackville-Baggins.
@mandelorean6243 Жыл бұрын
Naive.. Deep freezer. Chest in UK.
@username9045 Жыл бұрын
The interpretation you're describing is cynical. If he described deep freezers as being for sharing meat with people, that would be naive.
@Edwar3505 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is a master of what Mark Twain would call a "tall tale" what a unique mind this guy has
@RobertJohnson-ye5sx 3 жыл бұрын
He get ya neck to neck.😂😂😂
@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc 3 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn’t they answer him about the freezer 😂😂😂
@keeshakelley9583 3 жыл бұрын
Right! 🤣 They Knew Damn Well What He Was Talking about!
@user-yw4fh4pw3q Жыл бұрын
Cause they actually thought he must be talking about some special backwoods freezer they'd never heard of, cause who would try to explain a chest freezer???
@rossmcaneney8275 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'll ever laugh at something as hard as I laughed at 'sawed off humans'
@larrygardner7500 2 жыл бұрын
Look up the throwsa parks video
@alZiiHardstylez Жыл бұрын
Y'know how you can kinda figure where someone is going conversationally? Theo really is an enigma. Effortlessly funny.
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