"Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem"

"Term 1, I'm king of the ocean" "the place I shit in? go ahead." "Term 2, stop shitting in the ocean" "I don't know what you're talking about"

I just noticed rick prime and rick c-137 both say “when i create shit it works, its called being talented” they truly are both the rickest rick

"We're exactly like a man capable of sustaining a platonic friendship with an attractive female coworker... We're entirely hypothetical." - I know exactly what he means.

“Your boo’s mean nothing I seen what makes you cheer”. Real Shit Tho

rick saying he earned his way into god hood really puts in perspective about how all the decoys basically are rick c137 and since both rick prime and rick c137 are the only ones who created portal travel

It's kind of sweet how much Rick cares about Morty knowing the he never had one in his reality

“Im a pickle…when I feel like it”

“You still learning English is the language you speak how dumb are you” that’s me right there 😂

“That’s like trying to tell a horse to fix a merry-go-round. He’ll try but he’ll just get horrified 😂😂🤣.”

4:45 He became my spirit animal with this one scene

“You don’t know cause you’re a bad son!” *gets punched*

The, “I’m gonna take a shit.” Bit is so much funnier than it should be.

“Oh I’m sorry Jerry how much of that did you hear?” “All of it you were looking right at me.”

about the line during 20:03, we got the repeat of that in a different context during the recent 7th season, which was pretty great. prime rick: "and now the big reveal, do you get diane back? not in any real sense, because when i build a weapon it works. it's called being talented".

Its so funny how Morty has this blank stare and just starts smiling 😂 9:28

1:23 This quote is extremely hypocritical coming from him and I love it.

15:04 I love the garage… :D

"Allah ackbar" strong start

"You still think it's a good idea to go through holes without a wiener". That's Nietzschean level philosophy.

4:45 love how his mouth is censored

I noticed that our principal pair of rick and morty has the rickest rick, but also the least mortyest of mortys, all mortys are supposed to be dumb and cowards, but our morty has progressively become the inverse

1:23 is my favorite

0:26 Oh wow, someone actually caught that line. I liked that one a lot.

"see you later masturbators" and also r word from summer and devil episode

"'Well I dont like your Unemployed Genes in my grandchildren Jerry!" damn

"AIDS" 🤣🤣🤣

Assess THIS with cold indifference...

3:42 a hole in the liver will make u bleed a lot.jeez its from the internet like it mus be true take care of your livers yall.

17:22 "well la - di - da" "EHY THATS MINE!"

I feel like Rick & Morty after season 5/6 has just not been the same 😢.

I would love to send this to someone who hasn’t seen Rick and Morty and see how they react to all Rick’s random shit

im still proud to this day that i didnt laugh at the start of the red grin grumble speach

“lab coat rip off dr strange”

"Also every ten seconds it stabs your balls!"

and thats the way the news goes

I click on the video happily and I spit my drink out at the first line😭

What a way to start god damn

0:28 3:16

I just love it when morty does one up rick like the soul bonded movement 😂 literally called him out for not seeing the bigger picture

Rick roasted teenagers but chose to be a pickle

1:48 I mean, he was a point😂

"its fucking me" 🤨

2:00 view must be ex-QUISITE from that glass fortress of his

This is exactly how Coke and Pepsi deliveries be feeling like some days

12:35 you want it? Someone's got it.

I don’t think the new seasons will ever match the great quotes that came from Justin Roiland just as libbing and being random as hell. You can tell just by playing his video games that it’s just how he is and that’s what was so great about him. He was cleared of all the allegations and they still got rid of him. I haven’t watched the new seasons without him but I hear they are more story oriented than the old ones. Some of the best quotes and moments from the show were like inter dimensional TV and whatnot

6:28

the jackie chan of human shielding

Peace oooottt 😂

“You let your weiner do the walking and now I’m dead”

New suB

If this was Try not to laugh you would already fail at it 0:01

i feel like.. hes modeled after i

20:07 has me laughing so hard.

1:24 🤯🤜🤛 🤧💪😤

"diferently-abled"

Why did you blur out their mouths?

Who's missing Justin Roland today?

I was expressing disapproval of your dialogue!

"A WUBA LUB Dub Duuuuuuub Everyone!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RickGang

I'm sorry that you think you deserve an apology

Are the burps included?

“Aids!”

Could of sworn he said choose science not focus on science O.o

yoink

Justin Roiland is golden.

WE ISSEN'T

Than come to 312 olive street!

1:23 I hate to break it to you but he's got a point you know

12:35

12:52 yoink

ahahaha nonno Rick nooo!!! xD not $g41n... ahahaha

What is this edit

am i getting a selfie?

No need to censor part of the video.

Picke Riiiiick!

Lab coat rip off Dr. Strange 😂😂😂

allah akbar 💀

I wonder what season 8 will be like. Along with a movie. Feature length or TV? Or maybe a crossover between Rick and Morty and Hazbin hotel?

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That censor of Rick and Summer’s mouths made it seem so much worse

“Allah akbar”

Wow. I didn’t expect that rick&morty is racist like family guy

Allahu akbar

I miss my old Rick (Justin Roiland)😢

Anyone who says you need a high i.q to understand this show is probably stupid. The show is just a bunch of nihilistic ramblings of a old man telling you that your way of life is wrong