Best Rollerblading Moments (Blood, Jockstraps, & More)

Best Rollerblading Moments (Blood, Jockstraps, & More) | Jackass

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It probably doesn’t come as a surprise that when the guys of Jackass went rollerblading, it wasn’t in the typical way you imagine. Here are some of their best moments on wheels, including blood packets, a jockstrap, and more.
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@michaelolson571 3 жыл бұрын

Pontius' little hops are hilarious.

@gerggerggy7757 2 жыл бұрын

His hop at 3:50 had me dying too

@autumnphillips151 2 жыл бұрын

Is that why he wore the bunny ears?

@vincentvanmeow Жыл бұрын

I never expected to see proper grammar in a jackass comment section

@merces47letifer4 3 жыл бұрын

That woman who rollerskated with Pontius is a legend. Wherever you are, ma'am, I hope you are well.

@FIMOE123 2 жыл бұрын

Smoking hot as well.

@0mnicide 2 жыл бұрын

Confidence guys, confidence.

@batty46 2 жыл бұрын

I'm fine thankyou

@pab1381 2 жыл бұрын

Dude you know he got her number for sure lol

@Greenplants69 2 жыл бұрын

How long ago was that???

@donkeygat93 3 жыл бұрын

“Don’t touch me I’m diabetic !” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@supermcdumbass 2 жыл бұрын

had me rolling lol

@scottbradford4130 Жыл бұрын

Dico is the only one worth watching

@shannonwilliams1941 Жыл бұрын

She didn’t 😂

@shannonwilliams1941 Жыл бұрын

7 cops over a little blood?! You wouldn’t get that today! 😂

@brooklyn7941 4 ай бұрын

@@shannonwilliams1941nigga look like he was hurt hurt 😂

@Noyfb33 3 жыл бұрын

The Human Tricycle actually looks like a lot of fun.

@afriendlyyoutubecommenter1229 3 жыл бұрын

I'm actually surprised this still isn't a thing yet.

@vozza14 3 жыл бұрын

@@afriendlyyoutubecommenter1229 actually it’s a thing and has been a thing for a long time. Search roller man, bodyrolling, roller suit, buggy rollin

@herzeliedstein573 3 жыл бұрын

What if they had Weeman riding on his back

@anxioustheif5612 3 жыл бұрын

Thank God it was johny knoxville doing it he would have just fell every second

@martinmarie380 3 жыл бұрын

2021 think about could be big

@Ckbruinfan 3 жыл бұрын

the cop giving Pontius his helmet is the best

@ProbablyNotLegit 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to bri'in

@kanjoracer4914 2 жыл бұрын

Old coppers you could have proper chat with now they are just robots

@kusuosaiki4556 2 жыл бұрын

@@kanjoracer4914 in your area maybe

@patrickbyrne5070 2 жыл бұрын

Brixton lads know how to have a laugh. Cops are fine watching you fall on your arse if it makes their day go quicker.. or they used to

@patrickbyrne5070 2 жыл бұрын

I also think Pontius just gives off a good likeable vibe

@davidchuckworth7249 3 жыл бұрын

Don't touch me. I'm diabetic!

@Mr.paint123 3 жыл бұрын

We would’ve also excepted “Don’t touch me I have aids”

@jonvia 3 жыл бұрын

died at that moment lol

@kyleking9417 3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin legend

@Gyrbae 3 жыл бұрын

I love when he's in the bush, just lying in cover laughing and playing with the flora.

@marchenry1222 3 жыл бұрын

Hes made that sh*t look so real

@chasee3797 3 жыл бұрын

Pontius I swear is the most underrated guy on the Jackass Crew. Funny ass dude!

@jarnold1789 3 жыл бұрын

He's a legend! I always loved when Wildboys came on

@TyonGera 3 жыл бұрын

It's like he has a cloud of positivity and happiness always following him. God, I can't wait to see him again in Jackass 4.

@nataliep6385 3 жыл бұрын

yeah just let pontius out in public with a camera, shit is hilarious xD

@micsunday14 2 жыл бұрын

I think he was the most genuinely funny guy of the lot of them

@nataliep6385 2 жыл бұрын

@@micsunday14 he was without any doubt the best of the crew!

@oliveryoung2260 3 жыл бұрын

The scene skating around London makes me think people will never be that laid back again

@matthewlavigne115 3 жыл бұрын

For sure. If that were police today in America he would have been arrested for impersonating an officer. It is just sad

@EuanWhitehead 3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in the 2000s, just wish I was my age now back then tbh.

@tslim250 3 жыл бұрын

Truth, I'm so grateful to have grown up before the stupid politically correct brigade took over. Comedy was real back then!

@kleingeld6132 3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah right, as if conservatives didn't try to ban Jackass back in the day and championed censership everywhere 🤣 but sure, cry about "political correctness" non of this is not pc?

@LJ7000 3 жыл бұрын

@@kleingeld6132 Yes, how the tables have turned!

@Thehubb1 3 жыл бұрын

I remember losing dying laughing as a teenager when Pontius side kicks the trash can at 0:59

@elijahjakobsen7898 2 жыл бұрын

Losing dying sounds like something an immortal would say

@Tyler.254 2 жыл бұрын

Losing dying laughing, wow

@Tyler.254 2 жыл бұрын

Need a book on how to be human?

@GymLeaderGBP 3 жыл бұрын

Human tricycle is probably the most athletic and graceful thing Dave England has ever done

@majinvegeta7777 2 жыл бұрын

Dave england is lowkey my favorite underrated jackass member 😅

@davymag3476 2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure pro snowboarding is a bit more athletic

@juliandavidhoffer2022 2 жыл бұрын

@stirange wasn’t that Ehren?

@nukem0157 2 жыл бұрын

@@juliandavidhoffer2022 no

@PeteSanctions 2 жыл бұрын

Was that Dave? It isn't listed like it normally is

@yasminvitale 2 жыл бұрын

I love Pontius' positivity in these videos. He's so happy it makes me smile 😃

@james87367 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he seems like a super cool person.

@giselediniz Жыл бұрын

😌

@BAGAKOOS 3 жыл бұрын

Wish they woulda included the rocket skates clip, even though it was from the first movie. Always loved this exchange between Knoxville and the person behind the camera, “Ok this ones gonna be a bit faster than last time. Why are they different bottle rockets? No, there’s just more of them.”

@TastyChurro 3 жыл бұрын

Funny enough the Rocket Skates clip was shot for the TV show but was never cleared. So they just put it in the movie.

@koll 3 жыл бұрын

@@TastyChurro You could kinda tell aswell because the video quality was pretty bad. Surprised it made it into the movie tbh.

@padfoot6615 2 жыл бұрын

“Don’t touch me I’m diabetic“ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m going to use that one

@zender5578 3 жыл бұрын

That kick at 1:01 is my new favorite thing in life

@whyjay12 2 жыл бұрын

I died.

@BrazilianPeanutWar 2 жыл бұрын

Pontius makes everybody happy and never loses his chill,and he got the beautiful woman to skate with him,legend.

@Idl3MeRcY 2 жыл бұрын

I love it when Brandon tells the woman "don't touch me I'm dialectic"

@Bsmall666 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Johnny never bends his knees just locks them and bends at the hips lol

@DokkaChapman 2 жыл бұрын

When he first falls over it sounds like he's got a bag of penny's in his back pocket lol.

@elijahjakobsen7898 2 жыл бұрын

Close, it was a pag of bennies

@trinityj1 2 жыл бұрын

@@DokkaChapman It'd be the chain on his pants.

@discussionsanddragons9178 3 жыл бұрын

IDK why but that little *lean* forward Knoxville does at about 5:00 after announcing the belt sander skates is one of the funniest parts of this whole video.

@psychedelicpsycho 2 жыл бұрын

Pontius was the funniest guy on the show! He deserved more recognition! lol

@lordtrigon1733 2 жыл бұрын

He didn’t want more recognition, he’s always been the most down to earth of them all. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@psychedelicpsycho 2 жыл бұрын

@@lordtrigon1733 yeah for sure! He never gave a shit lol

@lWashingtonv 3 жыл бұрын

Back when MTV was actually good.

@rph8704 3 жыл бұрын

If you were around back then people were hating on mtv for not showing music but rather tv shows like jackass

@UrBloodOnMyFace 3 жыл бұрын

@@JeffLinett they still showed music videos in the 2000s I still remember it.

@donkeygat93 3 жыл бұрын

You weren’t there and it’s evident

@ThereEbumpin 3 жыл бұрын

It was the begging of the downfall

@MrSmartlyDressed 3 жыл бұрын

The replies to this comment mostly show the truth.

@rezenking8426 2 жыл бұрын

2:07 "don't touch me I'm diabetic " lmao

@flintyp0P 2 жыл бұрын

The amount of engineering that went into the belt sander skates is amazing. I especially like how they're operated by an extention cord

@gavin479 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the actual Bobby wanted to make sure his helmet was on properly and wanted to see what he could do! What a chill guy :)

@keefwins04 3 жыл бұрын

Dico was lumbering around like Frankenstein’s monster. 😂

@SeaToSkyImages 3 жыл бұрын

Chris rollerskating through London as a police officer puts a big smile on my face.

@mellowrose9470 Жыл бұрын

You mean roller Bobby 😄

@KatieBeanz4eva 11 ай бұрын

I've lived in London my whole life and the fact that I could have seen it IRL and didn't annoys me endlessly

@drogba0019 2 жыл бұрын

If pontius went to that same boardwalk dressed like that today, no one would look twice at him😂

@fpstwitch61 2 жыл бұрын

Love how Knoxville needed help getting up with the sander skates and they send Weeman to get him up 😂😂 like ok

@nataliep6385 3 жыл бұрын

Chris Pontius with rollerscates out in the public is the best thing ever

@nataliep6385 3 жыл бұрын

I wish he had a youtube channel!

@kris242 2 жыл бұрын

Out of all the Jackass crew, I want to be friends with Pontius the most lolol. He’s just so damn infectiously happy all the time 😂

@fslayer1290 3 жыл бұрын

Pontius always makes me scream with laughter.

@keeferpelletier4367 3 жыл бұрын

Dico a legend

@Soloman_Gumball 2 жыл бұрын

Why couldn't he stay forever young :( He outgrew them all too fast.

@aleisterwilloughby3930 2 жыл бұрын

I understand why Dico would want to go his own way and do his own thing in life, but I was happy to see him in this bit. He was always one of the best at staging skits and screwing around with bystanders. I hope Bam gets better, glad to see Raab and Steveo where they're at, rest in power Random Hero and thank you for all the laughs.

@ferdinand1357 2 жыл бұрын

“I was once one a mission, on a cruise I was wishin” does anyone remember this?!?

@justme-kr7lx 2 жыл бұрын

@@ferdinand1357 That my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin!!

@KetchupFSL 2 жыл бұрын

This comment aged like fine wine with bam tryna sue them

@Alacazam53 2 жыл бұрын

"uhh sushi fish knows what he's doing"

@bojackson9140 2 жыл бұрын

@@ferdinand1357 Dico was the best in viva la bam!

@fuusion8446 2 жыл бұрын

"Don't touch me I'm diabetic." 🤣

@JL-ei7hy 2 жыл бұрын

man i love youtube for this, its like a time machine to see the good old days of the early 2000s

@TheMachomaniac Жыл бұрын

"Don't touch me I'm diabetic" Dico was funny af. Like above everyone else in all of Jackass. Second worst thing to ever happen to Jackass was him choosing to have a more private way to make a living. Worst thing was Ryan Dunn hitting a tree.

@Lucas-yw1oe 2 жыл бұрын

I love how they sent Wee-Man in when Johnny said "I need help"

@jayfunk5988 3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't get away with any of it today, remember when Venice wasn't the new skid row🤔

@AltarOfDisease 2 жыл бұрын

No clips in this were in Venice lol

@markusdead96 2 жыл бұрын

Chris Pontius is just so wholesome haha

@nicholasfriesen5031 2 жыл бұрын

This. This right here is why Pontius has always been my favorite cast member

@armpit_farts7327 Жыл бұрын

I love how homemade this shit used to be, dont get me wrong, the production value is nice cause they can set up more elaborate stunts but the old years was literally like watching a skate video. Pretty sure thats Bam filming that first clip next to knoxville lmao.

@ant1574 3 ай бұрын

Dude these videos are social timecapsules. The energy is so different pre-smartphones I wish it was still like this. Everyone’s hed is up, people smiling, able to laugh. God this is beautiful

@societyearth6562 3 жыл бұрын

Jockstrap Roller Skating is definitely on my bucket list!

@ElTrolldeYoutubii 3 жыл бұрын

Everything seem so simple back then, ye good old times

@cheezoncrack1 3 жыл бұрын

Chris is the absolute king of chads

@maxemerson6955 3 жыл бұрын

Dico and the cky tapes. Legendary stuff

@sleepnosis 3 жыл бұрын

Dicamillo was the comedy genius of the crew

@Mr.paint123 3 жыл бұрын

All them dudes playing volleyball together (nothing but a sausage fest) And Chris is the only one that pulled some tail at the end 👍👍

@lukemcellin8736 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being on the tube and seeing pontius skating down it. What a day

@jsonny8905 2 жыл бұрын

These were the days, super low budget makes it even funnier. So nostalgic

@Spamfish 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a first time tourist to London, getting on the tube, and seeing Roller Bobby.

@casucasueq4479 3 жыл бұрын

Chris doing the Roller Bobby with no pads on his knees or elbows *ouch*

@jonhyosbourne 3 жыл бұрын

This dude is a legend! 😂⭐ What a gold times, our generation grown and had fun with this! :)

@paulblack8887 2 жыл бұрын

Always the best accompanying music for their bits too

@OgiesDad Жыл бұрын

Pontius’s lil trash can kick was great

@dennisjustus1 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone remember in the original they played "Panic" by The Smiths when Chris was the English Bobby?

@Soloman_Gumball 2 жыл бұрын

Why MTV DVDs and streaming sucks ass. Shows relied heavily on their access to MTV's huge music library.

@canontheory 2 жыл бұрын

@@Soloman_Gumball that’s why old dvds are the way to go, you can find all of the seasons of jackass with all the original footage and music

@Arthur-ek7nd 2 жыл бұрын

Having Weeman help Knoxville up is pretty funny in itself

@f1sk8mm 3 жыл бұрын

His abs were shredded after the human tricycle

@MrSparkula 2 жыл бұрын

Pontius is a legend.

@jamesstinedurf9841 2 жыл бұрын

Pontius always had the best laugh

@rodbelding9523 3 жыл бұрын

Dont touch me, Im diabetic.

@briandentguy3403 9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the laughs, I needed that

@DiLL-PiCKLe02 2 жыл бұрын

song @1:32 is Rio Bravo by CKY

@shapiroshekelberg604 2 жыл бұрын

DiCamillo’s blood spill was the best

@ojitosdepapel 3 жыл бұрын

Johnny's laughter makes me fall in love :p💕

@fxlegacy7085 2 жыл бұрын

Bro, Deco was always hilarious

@Joeri20cm Жыл бұрын

The cops giving Chris his helmet was so cool

@Ghost18921 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like impractical jokers really watered down our expectations for this type of thing😂 Can't wait for the new one!!!

@ThereEbumpin 3 жыл бұрын

Dico was to funny love his clips

@anormalyoutubeaccount5145 2 жыл бұрын

Jackass was one of my favorite show and movies

@jenniferbranch5740 3 жыл бұрын

Roller Bobby I live party boy this will never get old watching this to cheer meself up these guys r great 😁😀🤣🤩

@dermann214 2 жыл бұрын

love this guys

@jlopez240gaming7 3 жыл бұрын

Ah the good days when everyone wasn’t offended by everything in sight. I would love to just go back even for one day

@bootheguru 2 жыл бұрын

Besides all the homophobic macho beach dudes... Times have changed

@muffinman4544 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think you can make a sweeping judgement like that based on a 7.5min video clip of jackass. People complained all the time about this show and the movies alone. Even in the video you saw disapproval. A vocal minority have always been outspoken on the topic of their offence. People used to duel to the death if you called them names centuries ago! Everyone isn’t offended these days, it’s just not recognised and remembered that there is a spectrum of tolerance and some sit at the intolerant end and let you know it

@joannespruit1667 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Johnny Knoxville, I would be one of your biggest fans. The stuff you & your mates do is so insane, it's my type of humour. Expecially if you's hurt yourself. I just love it.😍😍😍

@ethankirchneranimation 8 ай бұрын

I love the jockstrap part.

@chriskramer5297 3 жыл бұрын

not one goddam cell phone. beautiful sight

@Jmilillo 2 жыл бұрын

Belt sander skates was my favorite by far!

@gdmt 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like KZfaq is working with Jackass to discreetly promote their upcoming movie. Like i've been getting recommendations of lots of Jackass vids such as this without even watching anything to start with lol. But tbh, i dont think Jackass needs any promotion lol. I'd watch it in an instant upon release

@kayleebaginski Жыл бұрын

Lol at the background music they put for Chris pontius’ clips! 😂

@JacobC479 2 жыл бұрын

All the crew has hilarious laughs but something about Pontius's makes me laugh my ass off every time

@ragnakak 10 ай бұрын

I like how they used his laugh when they show the MTV logo at the beginning of the first movie.

@christopherstclair6272 2 жыл бұрын

Hats off to the brit cops lol

@nickinportland 2 жыл бұрын

The 90s and early 00s really were the heyday of rollerblading and skating innovation. Fruit Booters everywhere rejoiced.

@easdasdas 3 жыл бұрын

Chris Pontius is so wholesome without even wanting.

@tynao2029 3 жыл бұрын

some of the simplest, dumbest stunts and gags were the best stuff that Jackass made, in their first few seasons

@nathandust 2 жыл бұрын

“Don’t touch me I’m diabetic!” 😂 💀

@awesome-xg4hl 3 жыл бұрын

the human tricycle is genius

@michal18lca 2 жыл бұрын

CKY is legend

@chrisluehr3256 3 жыл бұрын

"STAY LOW" I LUV WEEMAN

@pizzasurf 2 жыл бұрын

legend Chris

@BMCBroManClash 10 ай бұрын

Times were happier back then and even looked brighter, too.

@skyjet1919 Жыл бұрын

4:27 tells the old lady "No jaywalking" had me dying

@aden4921 2 жыл бұрын

this is gold😂😂😂

@sm0keyMcP0t420 2 жыл бұрын

lol, the cop puting Chris's helmet on for him, "Go on, show us what you can do then", Brits have the best sense of humor.

@borntopwnyou 2 жыл бұрын

6:24 ULTIMATE MUSCLE ROLLER LEGEND

@Initial__B 2 жыл бұрын

Brandon's prank is so damn funny - "Don't touch me I'm diabetic"

@TheRamos53 3 жыл бұрын

Hermosa beach!!!!! My home town!

@WillEatsPlants 2 жыл бұрын

Early 2000s MTV was pretty epic

@DokkaChapman 2 жыл бұрын

roller bobby made me laugh way more than it should have.

@RickKosickFilms 3 жыл бұрын

Anything Brandon DiCamillo a %100

@FreneticZetetic 2 жыл бұрын

Dico is an unsung genius!!!

@jayjaysworld7110 3 жыл бұрын

I want MTV to return to its Jackass roots since Jackass 4 is coming out and I don’t wanna see pregnant teenagers I wanna see them boxing and skateboarding

@majinvegeta7777 2 жыл бұрын

Teen mom has got to be the stupidest,cringiest reality show of all time. I cant believe its even a thing.

@Ottophil 2 жыл бұрын

Just stop watching tv