Human 1: sir everyone on that planet is dead Human 2: keep shelling until there is no planet left

In the second story, the people remind me of a fallen empire in Stelaris. Peaceful and quiet, they even help you if you're lucky and they like you. But if you dare to attack or even threaten them, your game is as good as over unless you have overwhelming firepower.

The second one is 100% the imperium of man, FOR THE EMPEROR!

The first story paints us as oddballs. I approve. The second story is best summarized as "Kicking a Hornets nest". They hurt our young and attacked unprovoked.

You saw a cute little baby wolf napping in the sunlight and decided to kick it and now have a very large pack of apex predators intent on your demise. Fortunately that's not our problem.

Human beings rarely lose the battle but when they do they make absolutely positively they win the war.

The only other Group that is on Par with your species calls you, drops every Bit of formality and says "Quick, get Out of there before its to late! If you harmed the locals, let them punish you. Thats your best Option!" That alone should be an Alarm Signal. When they add "We will not interfere. They will Deal with you." you should reconsider your life-choices. Have a feeling that other Group already had an unpleasant Interaction with the Humans and decided to not Anger them any further.

Sailing the Void like Mariners of old did the seas. Once again, attack civvies, you get Screwed .... Royally and Totally!

Story 2 They started playing glass the colonies and lost to the masters of annihilation. THe humans are not starting fights but they are damn well finishing them.

Void Sailor is one of the coolest names I have ever heard for humans.

Second story. Humanity strikes back like a Warhammer. Crushing everything thing in it's wake.

humans are not good we're bad and we're very good at it

Story 2. When one of the most powerful species around told them to leave the humans alone maybe they should have listened.

The second story is a good example of "Don't pick on the quiet kid in their own sandbox".

"Captain. We've glassed the world. What next?" "Private. Do you still see a planet there?" "Y-Yes, sir." "Alright. Well, I don't want to. See the planet, that is. Make it go away." "Yes, sir!"

Text scroll on the first story is borked.

Space Rome vs space Carthage

*IMPERIUM OF MEN INTENSIFIES*

Harming a child, demands we beat someone to or near death. Killing children, says yours are forfeit

First story reminds me of Sleeping in the cold below from warframe

The second story "The Vengeance of Humanity" was very good...I enjoyed following along with the text.

Second story. Yeah, don't poke the bear.

In the case of the first story I’d like to Quote the catchphrase from arguably the best Anime ever (Bodacious Space Pirates), “The Seas of Space Belong to Everyone!”

Big 40k vibes from the second story.

sadly the scroll seemed not to work on the first story but it seemed rather poetic the second story? fecked around and found out

Void Sailors makes me think about the song The Solaris workers sing and also the song of parvis granum in Warframe.

[documented contact]

Humans definitely seem a bit... brutal, in the second story.

If that's a new intro , loving it

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

The Emperor Protects...

I wonder what aliens would react if they heard human Seashanties specifically for each one.

Remember to click Like! Let's strengthen the signal and make Agro the celebrity he deserves to be.

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Cool story! Don't worry, we'll teach you how to travel the stars. Story 2: They done got Warhammered

Mmm yes space Roman’s

I wish the text had started with the beginning for that first story. It appears that somebody didn't think to read the Geneva Checklist Protocols before attacking a human agricultural planet.

How come aliens act like the aggressor when they have the upper hand but they act like the repressed suppressed enslaved what's the word I'm looking for when the chips are down when they're back into a corner why is that.

Xeno-Meat Sausage That's all aliens are good for.

#1 is really interesting and nice story

Sailing the solar winds ! I suppose it could be done, but i'd hate to see what a micro-meteor collision would do to such sails. Repairs ,must cost a planets income for some years. Third lesson taught to all warriors. "Doesn't matter how big and bad you are, be polite unless provoked. There is always someone bigger and badder than you, itching for any excuse to put you in your place, six feet under." First rule of acquisition of the galactic merchants guild. " Research , research research before you commit. The Guild bears no responsibility, if you lose your assets due to inadequate research of your trading partners. Always know exactly with whom you are dealing, their culture , laws, ethics, and behavioral patterns." _Junior associate merchant third class handbook_

Hello squirrelly, that is an epic thumbnail l. Where did you find it?

#2 is gold classics of hfy)))

Thank you for the video.

Spoiler: Lol they split their planet to send a message: F off

The second story is so 4 k !

classic despotism ''they dare resist uss!..the 'insolance!''' .....so what would said despotic alien say if the humis hade glassed his planet and taken all his loved ones as slaves ,or as he wished...as meat cattle... XD hmm....feels like there is some sort of wisdom to be hade there about those that thinks might makes right rairly remembers it works both ways... either way...someone say stellaris + one of the fanatic AI's decides..human so tiny fleet..kill!! annex teritory... only , as war begins... founderies roars to life and there is some VERY big space stations blocking the path to those tactical assets....that while gluttonous also extremely hard working ones birthing ships faster then your defense platforms dies..

For the Algorithm11!

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

Is the first story a reference to Warframe?? And the song: sleeping in the Cold below??

Let's be xenophobic, It's really in this year!

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

Agro, cease your overworkery

keeper going

Is that a sacred ring or a normal ring? Because I here the gregorian chant right now

Grand stories. How is the voice holding up?

DM good one

...can i get the source for the thumbnail?

For the algorithm

neat

Valortia delenda est.

Say again the auther please

F.T.A !

Thought you said "p@rno", not "portals"

106th, 16 February 2023

I don't really care for this image of humans as an empire in space. Sure about 55% of Earth governments are non-democratic - but most of those are also anything but decent enough for their own population. And that's something we sure need to grow out of as a species. Oh well. If it were one of those nations who may got a king or queen - but still have elected government - then it may be ok. But nothing else. So to say, it makes me feel disgusted if I have to think of a 'authoritarian' type of a thing - because the reality is that if a leader has too much power it will be used wrong. Instead of having a state with 'rule of law' - you would have a state with 'rule by the law' - the significant difference being that in former laws are there to protect the people and for the people, while in the later the laws are there to protect the ruler and his cronies. And to benefit them financially - in many cases to the point where corruption becomes inbuilt to the very system. Lesser officials being able to steal from the state only a little bit and those more important able to steal a lot, insanely much - all being so normal that it passes through fingers without any hiccups. (Very much the reason why Russian army is in quite poor state, because all that money's gone elsewhere.) Never mind the troubles regular people can have with all that - when you can't even speak your mind without landing into 'Siberia'. In most decent nations it is illegal for the leader to order an associations in another a country - but not in one of those countries that are 'imperialistic' at the core.

In the 2nd story, humanity is at its worst. Take back the planets, destroy there homeworld, free there slaves, take everything you can and then help them to get up on there feet. Turn them into your friends by 1st. kicking them down and then picking them up.

F.A.s