"Gods give me strength, make me stone so my enemies my break and shatter as we clash" I need to note that done for my next Paladin in DnD
@MortalinaMortifera2 жыл бұрын
Make him hate everyone and he only agrees to speak with you if it’s about, his god, war or if you want to learn about his god
@Bajuvare142 жыл бұрын
@@MortalinaMortifera So a normal paladin?
@ckl93902 жыл бұрын
Bonus points if the prayer/spell temporally transmutes said character into a near indestructible silica-based golem with the momentum of a juggernaut.
@kalskirata422 жыл бұрын
"I am a brick on the wind, watch how I tumble"
@ckl93902 жыл бұрын
@@kalskirata42 I've been told by someone who uses (plays?) flight simulator that the space shuttle does feel like one is flying a brick.
@carlfromtheoc17882 жыл бұрын
1st one - a variation of the classic, "Kill them all, God will know his own." 2nd one - when in doubt, ALWAYS pour the really good rum for Jobu.
@Thejigholeman2 жыл бұрын
Human: huh, that stain on the carpet looks like a face Alien: dear God, he can decipher the transmundane and see through the veil of possibility
@ballsacsincorp2 жыл бұрын
the aliens are gonna be very distressed when we recognize everything as sus that and memes
@VadulTharys Жыл бұрын
As stated in the story humans that recognize patterns survive those who don't die. That is how we have survived as the weakest predator.
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
Never mess with an officer in charge of any human armies. They are the limiter that holds back their troops from committing heinous acts. That being said, they could also be the ones who release the proverbial genie from the bottle. The thought that other species wouldn't know what something like luck is seems odd. They'd have to have some kind of analogue.
@_Dajuice_2 жыл бұрын
It's not a warcrime the first time.
@Shouziroku2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, luck is superstition + overzealous pattern recognition.
@kyriss122 жыл бұрын
@@_Dajuice_ Far electrician? Just found his channel the other day, and this story immediately made me think of his video on officers.
@streamer99232 жыл бұрын
Not to strange if they are huper religus, evey event that culd be described as luck. They wuld interooted as fait, destiny ore the will of the gods.
@DSiren2 жыл бұрын
@@kyriss12 Don't mess with Doc.
@thewatcherman36592 жыл бұрын
I want a sit com type thing about humans being humans to the aliens Like I want to watch aliens react to a human eating chili's
@carlfromtheoc17882 жыл бұрын
Resident Alien on SyFy perhaps? Where the alien disguised as a human notes of the townspeople, "They are annoying flesh monkeys."
@isaakvandaalen38992 жыл бұрын
Alien watching a human eat chilli: "Yo wtf is it doing?" Human begins spluttering and crying. Alien: "????" Other humans: "HAHAHAHAHA"
@colinayre21092 жыл бұрын
Numerous stories like that in the HFY section of Reddit
@Burn_Angel2 жыл бұрын
Wha...you're eating a mixture of what?!
@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын
thats already a show, its actually 2 shows, Mork and Mindy and 3rd rock from the sun.
@Heidao6232 жыл бұрын
At last, a Caiphas Cain in another universe can finally rest
@ChemySh2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he'll probably just resurface somewhere a few weeks later
@sjmcc132 жыл бұрын
Cain is dead, the stories are all his memoirs after his "girlfriend" found them, at least that is what she told the rest of the Inquisition. He will be coming back as a Living Saint eventually....
@ron53842 жыл бұрын
@@sjmcc13 how'd he die?
@sjmcc132 жыл бұрын
@@ron5384 if u recall, old age. It is in the preface to the first book
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
@@sjmcc13 So he isn't dead? He'll! Even in official records he's listed as active due to him always coming back when presumed dead
@SpitfiretheCat162 жыл бұрын
_Ahem._ The results of general probability that I have been experiencing lately have been predominantly negative. Effectively, in nearly every scenario where there is a favorable outcome and an unfavorable outcome, I have been experiencing the unfavorable outcome. While none have been of such individual importance to cause me lingering anguish, together the emotional strain of numerous small negative experiences has left me feeling... _distressed._ There, is that enough of an explanation?
@Jason-sm4oc2 жыл бұрын
It works!
@junkercitizen2292 жыл бұрын
i feel like this is his reply after being asked for the 20th time to explain luck
@fleurgymcheurgy92672 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to also mention confirmation bias
@SpitfiretheCat162 жыл бұрын
@@fleurgymcheurgy9267 Oh, and Karma: A spiritual belief that the outcomes of probability one encounters are dictated by one's own moral choices; performing ethical deeds will be rewarded by probability, and performing unethical deeds will be punished. The original concept, based in religious belief, dictates that one's mortal consciousness will be born again into a new body, but the species the consciousness is given to is dictated by the previous actions of the individual- an "evil" individual will be born again as an undesirable creature, such as a dirty scavenger with a short lifespan, while a "good" individual will be born again as an apex predator, a creature with a long and fulfilling life, or simply another sapient.
@dalemorgan82632 жыл бұрын
Rain went out with a *bang.* Also, talk about "set fire to the Rain" I am not sorry.
@vaporwave99962 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@dollarbill61022 жыл бұрын
It may be stupid but one of the things I get a giggle out of are the aliens designating us like "human" Keith. It feels like it suggests there is something like an 8ft tall psychic arachnid on the crew also maimed Keith :p
@ChainedFei Жыл бұрын
Well, it is a very common Arachnid name.
@Netherdan10 ай бұрын
And they're wearing a cowboy hat, as to not creep out human Keith by just being a big spider. A scared human is a dangerous human, and we don't want dangerous humans!
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@FARBerserker2 жыл бұрын
Interesting aside: The Uncanny Valley means our brains have had, at some point in time, good reason to be very vary of things that looked similar to humans . .
@petervasil61592 жыл бұрын
That were very dangerous
@Burn_Angel2 жыл бұрын
Which wouldn't be weird, since we've coexisted with other human races for several millenia in the distant past.
@SpitfiretheCat162 жыл бұрын
it's where racism comes from
@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын
@@SpitfiretheCat16 wouldnt it be specism of whatever you spelt it
@Nempo1310 ай бұрын
Homo Sapiens and Homo Erectus existed at the same time. This is where and why the Uncanny Valley exists.
@dantreadwell74212 жыл бұрын
Ahh, Commisar Cain, how nice to meet you.
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! for the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: General Rain may have been a coward, but he knew it was all about the BOOM! Story 2: Wait till the aliens hear about Chaos Theory!
@douglasmcneil84132 жыл бұрын
Just like it was good luck that I was able to be home today so I could listen to your narration.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
:)
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril lol speaking of that a few days ago after the sink in my bathroom was clean seen a odd thing looking down it looked like this 👉 😐
@nunya3163 Жыл бұрын
I have no idea why the algorithm brought me to this channel, but I am loving these stories.
@TheSkeletonVA2 жыл бұрын
First story has big Ciaphus Cain energy and I’m loving it.
@rijalabrar53482 жыл бұрын
Why do i find "luck isn't an illness" funny lmao
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
It is just something that makes our performance fluctuate. A blessing and a curse. That is why we think luck is the goddess we worship. For she can be kind and cruel.
@ISoloYouRelax2 жыл бұрын
Usually you don't have to hold journalist at gun point to get them to broadcast act of horror, terror or anything similar. They're more than willing to.
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
Yes. But good news? A large gun with poison bullets.
@alexforest4190 Жыл бұрын
These stories got me to subscribe to your channel. Thank you for sharing.
@robinchwan2 жыл бұрын
is there a story about when humans sense something paranormal like room getting colder and hairs on the neck stand up and just sense something like ill intent/evil ? ( in hfy fashion i mean) and perhaps it talks about cats and dogs seeing something we can't
@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar2 жыл бұрын
Idk but I'm gonna leave this comment so I can get the info as well if there is.
@fleurgymcheurgy92672 жыл бұрын
hold on, i'll find one someday, but if i cant, i'll write one
@colinayre21092 жыл бұрын
There is a story like that in the Humans are Strange series, something about humans smelling heat
@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын
@@colinayre2109 then again i think cold water tastes better than hot water so the aliens have a point
@DSiren2 жыл бұрын
Fortune and misfortune are two sides of the same coin of improbability. Improbable things happen to us every day, it's what you make of them that makes them fortunate or misfortunate. Take being drafted for example...
@Monster_Ink2 жыл бұрын
Nice stories, I enjoyed the first one a Lot For the algorithm!
@random3x702 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the narration. For the Algorithm
@TheLastGarou2 жыл бұрын
Story 1: Wow, getting serious Hercule Satan and Cephias Cain vibes off of this guy. Well done. 👍
@davidholbrook63352 жыл бұрын
I remember a dream I had when I was a little kid I watched myself watching this channel and gentleman that was in charge of this channel it didn't realize they had some throat issue and that's why people keep on telling him to speak with more energy because the medical throat issue made his voice come out monotone or something and he didn't realize that because to him it sounded like he was speaking normal get a check up dude you'll probably be way better speaker after they pump you through enough medication to kill the bacteria or whatever it is that's in your throat that you're not aware of be careful my dreams only have like a 25% probability of being successful.
@renewalacumen17702 жыл бұрын
What. What?
@____________8382 жыл бұрын
Ah, General Raiphas Rain….
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@theonetodefyall2382 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@engrinis63442 жыл бұрын
Cia, Cia, Ciaphus Cain!hero of the imperium!
@anathardayaldar2 жыл бұрын
From far away, the click art looked like it spelled a different word. Imagine my dissapointment when it spelled only "LUCK".
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
pancakes are served on other channels :)
@onelonepotatochip4121 Жыл бұрын
9:44 is that a reference to the species that transcended physical forms and spy on the physical universe through objects? Neat
@lupaswolfshead99713 ай бұрын
ahha the invisible/stealthed alien spies that the humans can see as faces in toast etc.
@Resomius2 жыл бұрын
RAIN, RAIN, GENERAL RAIN! Hero of the Imperium!
@RevokFarthis2 жыл бұрын
For the Squirrel!
@imaboisir72272 жыл бұрын
For the first one I thought that they were the same race and were fighting the humans
@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar2 жыл бұрын
Same xD
@WiredTurkey3162 жыл бұрын
Opportunity times preparedness
@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын
Luck?? Hell I just want Mr Murphy to mind his own business!!!
@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын
For the statue, For the Algorithm, For poor terrified and perplexed Greeble, may lady luck protect him from human Keith.
@averagecustodes2562 Жыл бұрын
General rain reminds me of CI CI CIAPHIS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
@ramadaxl9 ай бұрын
Hmmmph...If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all !
@Maddog30602 жыл бұрын
How do other intelligent species not have pattern recognition? Or is the story speculating that humans' have it turned up to 11?
@somebodyelse3004 Жыл бұрын
Imagine humans discover FTL only to find out that there is a galactic federation, and its prime directive is to not interact with humans. The reason for that musst be interesting
@russellperry99022 жыл бұрын
Almost at 50k subs. Keep on recommending algobot.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
All praise the almighty algorithm :)
@citizen_grub41712 жыл бұрын
Cain! Cain! Caiaphas Cain! Hero of the Imperium!
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@gerryg6786 Жыл бұрын
general rain or commissar cain
@anilaisor2 жыл бұрын
Ciaphas Cain?
@xavierzaxavier58732 жыл бұрын
did he really put "My soldier scream, my soldier rage!!!" lmao haahahahah thank for the video..
@Arken-994 ай бұрын
Wait was the scream in the second story a reference to the one where there are magical/extra dimensional being spying on people from facelike patterns? I think it was called. How do they always see us?
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Their new god is better than their old gods. Not a lot better but still better none the less.
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@isaiahpelly83702 жыл бұрын
For The Algorithm
@brokencreationlordmegatrol30372 жыл бұрын
Ciaphas clCain is that you?
@redfiveish2 жыл бұрын
Am Speed
@Jason-sm4oc2 жыл бұрын
Am slow
@davidholbrook63352 жыл бұрын
The reason why I'm telling you this it's because he didn't do anything about it when in my dream and he died like early because it sap saped his energy and strength I don't want that to happen to the non dream version that person careful and maybe after or before you take the check up so I don't have an accurate timeline.
@Kirsten29332 жыл бұрын
like 793.
@arakheno40512 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@imaboisir72272 жыл бұрын
Ngl if not for agro reading some of these i would have never read them because some are bad/not to my taste