So effectively the entire Soraan species is just haunted.
@Elmithian2 жыл бұрын
Their dead are clearly way more stubborn about not passing on than our own
@eliandervalderen58492 жыл бұрын
@@Elmithian or ours are just more polite and stay out of the way
@markuhler26642 жыл бұрын
Not sure I'd say effectively since Soraan's didn't know they were haunted. 😊
@dragonriderabens97616 ай бұрын
@@eliandervalderen5849 not so much politeness as “I know what we do to our living. Finding out what we do to our dead…yeah, no. Fuck this shit, I’m out”
@kennethhummel44092 жыл бұрын
With enough time and crayons the marines will conquer all!!
@TheMonkey7472 жыл бұрын
I hope the 'Crayon-eating Marine' meme survives the test of time as well as the term 'Devil Dog' has.
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
yeah love it
@Steelwhip20012 жыл бұрын
Marines don't know the meaning of the word 'Quit'. Of course, they don't know the meaning of most words but still.....
@nuru6662 жыл бұрын
"Crayon" "FOB" and "Combat" get them excited though
@gentlerain85372 жыл бұрын
I knew a marine once who could name the majority of the colors in a larger box of crayons… Sadly they couldn’t cook anything as complex as jello…. However- they could strip down and clean a rifle just as fast as I could make scrambled eggs… (occasionally faster..)
@sbritton1313 Жыл бұрын
I love how they said, "and with enough crayons..." It's a full running joke now...
@virtualatheist Жыл бұрын
They can't spell 'Quit' let alone do it.
@Lumberjack_king6 ай бұрын
Why do people hate the marines
@kayakMike10002 жыл бұрын
Dudes, I went to University with Isaac Arthur! Sweet! He is a real person, a futurist here on youtube! He and I were in one physics class together as he was a year or two ahead of me; he was already working on his master's while I was wrapping up my BS.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
noice
@453tye65e65e65e652 жыл бұрын
he like to say. "If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough”
@UNSCPILOT2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely adore his SFIA KZfaq channel: inspiring, jaw dropping, and facinating in equal measure
@LordWaterBottle2 жыл бұрын
He's one of my favorite channels here
@derekstein61932 жыл бұрын
Ghosts. Space ghosts. Space ghosts, coast to coast.
@markuhler26642 жыл бұрын
Dang, that 1st story, especially by what was only hinted at & left to the listener to what it was, that was damn good.
@dantreadwell74212 жыл бұрын
ENOUGH CRAYONS!!! *DIES*🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn, that got kinda dark, real fast
@doyleself68492 жыл бұрын
You had me at time crayons causality and logic.
@MizukiStone442 жыл бұрын
Marines fresh back to the ship: Planet's haunted Ship captain: What? Marines: (grabbing all available alcohol) Planet's haunted.
@isaackinsley16622 жыл бұрын
I'm more surprised they didn't jack the ship and set it to "As Far Away From Here As Possible, NOW".
@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Жыл бұрын
@@isaackinsley1662 imagine those guys were navy or the CIA
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a normal monday in the Warhammer 40k universe. Minus the immortal egyptian robots that want to eradicate all life, the always hungry hive mind creatures that want to consume all life or them pointy-eared freaks who think all life exists to be tortured by them. Thinking about it, a haunted planet is monday morning before you had your coffee. :D
@blingyakqirbaiche45752 жыл бұрын
Nice Isaac Arthur reference! Love his channel! Worth a look here on KZfaq.
@Kualinar Жыл бұрын
I feel very sorry for Shira. She asked one to many question... And got it answered.
@SLEPhoto11 ай бұрын
"Things aliens were not meant to know."
@Mr.Fox_1172 жыл бұрын
We do enjoy every single one you turn out to all your loving fans and newcomers!
@spoonyhalo90k2 жыл бұрын
"given enough crayons" love it
@ts256792 жыл бұрын
Nice shout out to Isaac. Highly recommend SFIA here on KZfaq.
@radioactiveassassin52182 жыл бұрын
1st story: I wonder who are they gonna call.
@merlinathrawes7468 ай бұрын
There definitely needs to be more to this story. So the Milky Way's black hole devoured the other galaxies?
@kashkara_89432 жыл бұрын
Some questions are better left unannounced
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@sethgilcrist80882 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm For the fishes!!!
@TechNinjaSigma2 жыл бұрын
Isaac Arthur Gang!
@FuzzyMarineVet4 ай бұрын
The only inaccuracy in the description of Marines in the first story is the absence of beer.
@justicar52 жыл бұрын
all hail Isaac Arthur!
@jalexwheeler77512 жыл бұрын
LOL. Crayons. CRAYONS FOR THE CRAYON GOD!
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
NCO's For Non-Enlisted Thrones
@ICountFrom02 жыл бұрын
... time dilation... medical waiting areas.... *SNERK*
@____________8382 жыл бұрын
For the Birch!
@dj820202 жыл бұрын
So.....the scientific name for Yggdrasill?
@kayakMike10002 жыл бұрын
@@dj82020 isn't that the anti force creature from star wars?
@____________8382 жыл бұрын
@@kayakMike1000 That’s the Ysalamir, which is definitely close. I think Timothy Zahn was trying to mix the words for the World-Tree and “salamander”?
@____________8382 жыл бұрын
@@dj82020 fairly sure that Yggdrasil is an ash tree, however.
@klinetalladen2 жыл бұрын
What are the fishies seeing outside the aquarium that's got them excited?
@anthonykafka422 жыл бұрын
ghosts
@ionryful Жыл бұрын
@@anthonykafka42 Space Ghosts
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@klappstock9432 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@alistairwolfe66442 жыл бұрын
loved it
@seanrobert96612 жыл бұрын
[ documented contact ]
@macpurdy2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@josephrizzo80862 жыл бұрын
Semper Fidelis
@joshuafreydippel51282 жыл бұрын
Nice
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@hammond19942 жыл бұрын
Why is Captain in charge of one squad?
@asandrewsilvaw2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Guess it's better not to know what they saw Story 2: I mean....it's nice they are impressed but....you know, they could've contacted us sooner? Just saying.
@lenschwedt96462 жыл бұрын
The Last Time they visited Humans did not yet have FTL-travel. Probably some rule about not intefering with pre-ftl-species.
@immortalsofar53142 жыл бұрын
Some of these stories, I like, but I can't stomach the military fap stuff. Makes me want to write about the splintering of humanity into different species due to genetic drift since none of the other groups want to breed with those from Incelidus. Don't think that would go down too well on that forum, though.
@nuru6662 жыл бұрын
I mean... people loved The Expanse novels and/or show, and there was a clear divide between Earthers, Martians and Belters...
@markuhler26642 жыл бұрын
Incelidus, as in incels? The HFY stuff was/is created as a response to a lot of sci-fi (& fantasy) that has alien races smarter, stronger, & simply better, almost to Mary Sue range, as compared to humans. HFY flips it on its head, using explicitly calling humans Space Orcs & Earth a Deathworld or the Australia of the galaxy. So yeah, there's fan-boying (girling) over human military badassery. It's nothing to do with the bs incel insult. Write your story. Hope it's good enough to get read. Not going to hold my breath on you actually writing it; & insulting what you acknowledge is a large portion of the fans isn't indicative of someone who could put together a good story. I'd love to be surprised.
@immortalsofar53142 жыл бұрын
@@markuhler2664 I'm more for writing anarchy novels and, no, none of the ideas would fit into this genre but I do like turning ideas on their heads and creating conundrums. A council used to dealing with (and penalising) a cohesive single race having trouble from a war-like faction which is countered by a different faction of the same race - that has possibilities. Incel, HFY, conspiracy theories and the cult of the military are all far-right phenomena and, frankly, are connected. Oh, and being fear driven and fantasising about being inherently better and beating that which they fear - that's been around since the anti-communist movies of the cold war and probably long before that in literature.
@plethaid68602 жыл бұрын
I say do it, I'll read it
@bigearl38672 жыл бұрын
Sir, I must register a complaint in regards to the Birch tree. Why are you being racist, and unfair against other trees? We demand equality and equal time on this channel. You will be hearing from our lawyers in due time! Good day sir!- signed, Johnny Apple Director for the Advancement of The Larch Foundation, LLC.
@normiesalvador18542 жыл бұрын
Is the second story about a Dyson tree?
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim2 жыл бұрын
It's about a Birch World. A massive megastructure around the central black hole of the galaxy
@abrr20002 жыл бұрын
Why are so many reddit stories obsessed with the idea that earth is a death world... it isn't. Not even close.
@erushi55032 жыл бұрын
it is though
@owenthompson40712 жыл бұрын
It's a genre called HFY humanity Feck yeah! I think the original was danger humans
@TheZapan992 жыл бұрын
Because it is a potential explanation for the Fermi Paradox. Aliens haven't contacted us because they think we live on a hellish planet where nothing can survive.
@therubbermeep74562 жыл бұрын
Thats kinda the point. The idea is wouldn’t it be funny if humanity was op compared to alien life the thing we have spent years propping up to scare us. And to be honest its all a matter of perspective.To aliens we could be death worlders if they cant breath oxygen ect.
@widdershins53832 жыл бұрын
It could be a deathworld in nebula that has driven itself mad, that would explain why we haven’t found anything yet, every other species thinks this is a dead zone.
@warrendesonia79242 жыл бұрын
I do not like giving you a dislike, but until the aquarium is gone, I will go with your competition........
@Crazyfrog412 жыл бұрын
He got in trouble with KZfaq terms of service for having scrolling text... So the aquarium stays... Or the channel goes