Best Twisted Quotes

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Took a bit for me to get the motivation to edit this but it was fun! Didn’t include anything that was only said once, should that be a separate video?
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@candidesque6470 5 жыл бұрын

Jim asking to be called Princess as the Chief is actually so cute, knowing xe came out as embracing female and male aspects of gender.

@ad9896 5 жыл бұрын

Can I ask what you mean by that?

@candidesque6470 5 жыл бұрын

@@ad9896 Jim put up a post on Instagram for National Coming Out Day stating xe (I read about Jim preferring this pronoun on the Starkid wikia page, but it's not stated in the post. I'm using it to be inclusive, hoping I'm not misgendering.) is non-binary and doesn't adhere to just male or female aspects, but both. Jim states, for example, that xe thinks in female tonal ranges, even though xir vocal range is very low. So Jim doesn't identify as a male or female exclusively, but as non-binary with aspects of both gender, without having to be confined to one or the other or having the expectations of one or the other :) Though of course it is a very personal thing and we as fans only know very limited things, and I am not the most knowledgeable person about all this, but this is how I understood it :)

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah xe said xir pronouns were he/him/his or xe/xem/xir in the comments

@candidesque6470 5 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts Ah ok, lovely. I was nervous about using the wrong pronouns.

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

The x is pronounced like a z

@anyaklum8757 5 жыл бұрын

the switches between hilarious quotes and devastatingly sad ones had me shook

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Same that wasn’t my choice

@flopilla2012 4 жыл бұрын

Saaame

@josephineliebman5839 4 жыл бұрын

There are two types of people in this world.

@the1-upclub98 10 ай бұрын

Goes to show just how talented the writers were.

@DParkerNunya 9 ай бұрын

So just any Starkid musical then?

@rise9666 5 жыл бұрын

My favourite: "Achmed, are you still there?" "Yeah?" "Well, get ready to die!" " _alright_ "

@Noctennial 4 жыл бұрын

Rise *holds up fists*

@sophiehale1171 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@87crowhat54 3 жыл бұрын

1:15

@Jess-pe8bq 3 жыл бұрын

“Come fight me, Jafar!”

@annajoy9359 5 жыл бұрын

I love how the whooshing carpet scene was considered a quote

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@janemorriss4548 3 жыл бұрын

Yes very important

@heyelectricjupiter7330 3 жыл бұрын

Whoooshhh

@victoriabryer4710 3 жыл бұрын

Its funny because the guy that threw down the carpet missed the markers on the floor, and he added the extra whooshing putting it the right spot. LOL

@coyotix 10 ай бұрын

WSHHHHH

@cascharles3838 5 жыл бұрын

I gotta say, going from “I see the back of your balls” to “The question then is whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to be well like but ineffectual, or moral but maligned” them back to “then when the moment is right, they whip it out” gave me such serious whiplash I might have broken my neck

@cascharles3838 5 жыл бұрын

But honestly that’s the starkid experience right there, especially twisted

@danielcastillo591 4 жыл бұрын

0 to 100 right back to zero in fucking *seconds*

@jequirity1 4 жыл бұрын

"Because it is you you're just wearing different clothes." To "Science says you're dead and gone forever-" To "Am I not a thing of beauty? Don't you want a piece of this?"

@Jspooks Жыл бұрын

@@jequirity1 uy

@Z-Zack 4 жыл бұрын

"ACHMED ARE YOU STILL THERE?" "yes" "THEN PREPARE TO DIE!!!" "oh alright" *battle stance*

@abbyjenkins9839 5 жыл бұрын

okay but honestly jeff blim is so talented. like he makes Aladdin’s monologue about murdering his parents seem like two completely different people. it’s so intense.

@semi-identified-object 5 жыл бұрын

Yeeees I absolutely agree!! And I really appreciate how they used the camera, cause it made the monologue even better!!!

@grayalien48 4 жыл бұрын

It's like watching him as sweet tooth in HMB

@somethingstuffguy4159 4 жыл бұрын

@@grayalien48 that stuff must have taken a lot of rehearsal, finding the right candy and taking it out at the exact right time

@kaley_kayla6914 4 жыл бұрын

HES AN AMAZING ACTOR ONG

@silverpslm 4 жыл бұрын

Yes😠 Exactly😭

@spacetrashpile7199 5 жыл бұрын

All of Aladdin’s murder monologue is amazing, but I feel like we don’t acknowledge the absolute rawness of “Wait- you’re the guy who killed my parents! Where you been man?” “In your reflection...”

@gracekeddy 5 жыл бұрын

the audience reaction to that and how they all get it at once gets me every time

@seulement_moi 5 жыл бұрын

Exactlyyyyy

@louie5647 5 жыл бұрын

I always interpreted it as Green Goblin but it might be more Jack Nicholson the more I think about it

@callmebecauseIvehitagreatdepre 5 жыл бұрын

Kathryn Miller ‘ok Jesus Christ I don’t know what is going on here-‘

@deadchannel9105 5 жыл бұрын

Kathryn Miller the audiences reaction is gold *OOOooOoOOooh*

@rynn9297 5 жыл бұрын

The entire Achmed scene is so quotable

@zoenic_ole 4 жыл бұрын

how the fUcK dId It GeT tHeRe?

@peytonmerwin7495 4 жыл бұрын

Anti-social Headphones Kid all Achmed scenes are quotable

@luisagf1385 4 жыл бұрын

Now he can't come with me to cowboy camp!

@mightworth3735 3 жыл бұрын

It is one big quote

@Alejandroigarabide 3 жыл бұрын

Quotable? But noone remembers Achmed.

@camilleontheinvisiblessed7560 5 жыл бұрын

the "bring Achmed his tiger" bit is SEVERELY underrated

@danielle-jg3ee 5 жыл бұрын

I know voting is over but mine is “FETCH, YA FUCKS!” underrated classic

@sarahdragons861 3 жыл бұрын

It’s probably really terrible that I laugh my ass off every time 😂😂😂

@Jellybeansatdusk 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@deathbydrano 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favoutite lines

@gracekeddy 5 жыл бұрын

i love the sudden ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜˡᵒᵗʰᵉˢ

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@sophiehale1171 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@calmliketheocean1712 5 жыл бұрын

The fact that this Sultan's first little speech isn't on here is a crime

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah this video needs way more Nick Gage but the choices weren’t my opinion

@bi_cycle 4 жыл бұрын

"Is yours an innie or an outie" (Sadly) "Innie..."

@avast47 4 жыл бұрын

@@bi_cycle "mine too"

@jaguarluv13 4 жыл бұрын

*ahem*.....many years ago....

@frogislord3702 4 жыл бұрын

Rachael Leduc i took my finger.....

@corinnetherese9923 5 жыл бұрын

Yay! I though my “those are stretch marks, they happen” wasn’t put on the list, but it tied for second lol.

@jillirvine5968 5 жыл бұрын

Jeff: I loved my parents random crowd member : HA

@Rude_i_Wredne 5 жыл бұрын

I'm really surprised that "I'll give them the unsung anti-hero they deserve!" wasn't on the list... easily the most powerful quote from any song by starkid ever.

@hawktalon7890 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@aveelovesya 4 жыл бұрын

That whole song though

@wokeupnew 3 жыл бұрын

i agree that part is crazy amazing like it makes me tear up but i guess people were more thinking of funny inside jokes/quotes

@sophiehale1171 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@elic1161 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ll be the one who PLUNDERS her CAVE OF WONDERS” needs more love bc tbh it’s just always stuck in my head on a loop it’s iconic

@TazariaGaming 5 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, we all knew what quote would be nr. 1

@justmeh3000 5 жыл бұрын

Thera Smit it’s all your fault jafar

@pantoffeldiertjes 5 жыл бұрын

It's just like when someone posts a ranking of the songs in tgwdlm. Everyone knows which one is number one

@petrarajewski5255 4 жыл бұрын

whole video I was just waiting for robert manion going "HE FUCKED A TIGERRRR"

@lailadobb9221 4 жыл бұрын

IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT JAFAR!!!!

@ASuddenRose 3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting just "Those are stretch marks, they happen" like a a fool

@jeanettej2077 5 жыл бұрын

I love how one of the quotes is just “whoosh whoosh whoosh”

@hannahruby9373 5 жыл бұрын

Bruh this video play with my emotions so much One second Achmed would be prancin around having a good time then you’ll cut to Dylan singing his heart out on the verge of tears All I can say is I enjoyed it

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

I know right, not many people suggested serious moments so they come out of nowhere

@jeremytung1632 11 ай бұрын

“I only wish to have a coat made out of puppies.” And she still got a “maybe she’s not so evil after all” movie.

@ryanlewis9381 5 жыл бұрын

You mean... all 2 hours 13 minutes and 31 seconds of Twisted? I thought so

@solarprogeny6736 5 жыл бұрын

2 hours*

@deadchannel9105 5 жыл бұрын

Ryoon 3 hours ?????

@ryanlewis9381 5 жыл бұрын

Ennalou Studious I tried my best

@blackfiredragon5629 5 жыл бұрын

Even the credits? Yeah yeah yeah I know, stupid question, of course.

@InquieteNightshade 5 жыл бұрын

Blackfire Dragon Especially the credits.

@camdotcoms 4 жыл бұрын

"there wouldn't be any thieves if you fixed the socio-economic inequality like you promised" gets me EVERY time. jim povolo is criminally underrated

@katieodonnell4745 5 жыл бұрын

One quote that I think is constantly overlooked from this show is in Happy Ending “Cause stealing is so much easier when you’ve already got tons of gold”

@guinealover6674 5 жыл бұрын

Where is: "I'm not handsome...of the face." "No!" "Silence!" ?

@loftydabird54 4 жыл бұрын

Jeff crossing his eyes when he says "I killed my parents?" Always makes me laugh

@VintageBeauty1313 5 жыл бұрын

Princess: No, no high fives! Captain: *tries not to laugh!*

@bronathangiant5994 5 жыл бұрын

I’m kinda bummed the 2d department scene isn’t in this: Jafar: “all 150 of its members are to be sacked?!” Captain: “We put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead” Jafar: “But those were men and women of talent and quality, all those thrown right out the window!” Captain: “Out of the highest window of the western tower”

@katk.8603 4 жыл бұрын

this is so random but is the western tower a ref. to beauty and the beast? the west wing is the wing with the rose where belle isnt alowed

@flipflopzthreeonethree1873 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly "Those are stretch marks, they happen" is probably my all time favorite starkid quote

@vimvandalism 4 жыл бұрын

“Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what is going on here.”

@stopstalkingme8058 4 жыл бұрын

Darren Criss: I don’t think so Jasmine: ME NEITHER

@FloreMar-yp3iz 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, it's actually Darren Criss?

@keeleymaxwell5004 4 жыл бұрын

@@FloreMar-yp3iz yup

@sophiehale1171 3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@Jojo-hy8dm 3 жыл бұрын

Do you have the time stamp?

@Akanina_Gacha 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jojo-hy8dm 0:15

@thatonepersonyouwontremember 4 жыл бұрын

I love how TIGERFUCKER is just spread throughout the video

@keeleymaxwell5004 4 жыл бұрын

princess : do you think that ja'far could be right about aladdin? the camera : yes audience : yes darren criss : i dont think so

@possums154 4 жыл бұрын

Keeley Maxwell “Me neither!”

@ramzikawa734 4 жыл бұрын

I’ll always be a big fan of Lauren’s “my hunger blinded me and forced me to act like an animal”

@dariamc5877 5 жыл бұрын

"Those are stretch marks. They happen" 😂😂😂 I was just waiting for Robert's "did we get the loaf of bread back? " Line😂

@ynysafalon 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, Abdul. We got the bread back.

@saphira4366 4 жыл бұрын

Praise... Allah!

@vinsueringamer2388 4 жыл бұрын

this is all your fault ja’far *FLOP*

@AbsoluteDingus709 3 жыл бұрын

@@vinsueringamer2388 How is this my Fault?!

@edgarallanpoestan 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone immediately: i know what number 1 is

@reallyrachell 5 жыл бұрын

There are some lines in here that I forgot about. Well, guess who's now going to watch Twisted again?

@AdrienneStarborn 5 жыл бұрын

Rachel C me biach

@BoredGhostInk 3 жыл бұрын

Same 😅😂😂

@jequirity1 4 жыл бұрын

"If you had only fixed the socioeconomic inequality-"

@mehspacedorito 5 жыл бұрын

If cowboy camp isn’t on here I scream

@mehspacedorito 5 жыл бұрын

WE GOOD BOIS. WE GOT THE BREAD

@rosemurray857 4 жыл бұрын

No I’m sorry the thief got away with th-

@miamackenzie9946 4 жыл бұрын

Wolfie Thorn07 shhhhhhhh...... yes we got the bread back

@dontmindme7358 4 жыл бұрын

mia mackenzie _praise_ _ALLAH_

@retzrucal 4 жыл бұрын

@@miamackenzie9946 w h i m p e r :(

@geekwithapen1398 5 жыл бұрын

You mean Twisted out of order?

@Grasboompje 5 жыл бұрын

Twisted is literally.. twisted

@rosemurray857 4 жыл бұрын

It’s an unfortunate situation.. but.. you do have a choice..!

@DapperJazz 4 жыл бұрын

“And wear it like a gemstone in my hair!” Is the most Disney-esque line in this entire musical

@sarahellis6703 5 жыл бұрын

But the real question is whether this humor will be relevant when I die so someone can play it at my funeral

@possums154 4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Ellis I’m gonna play a compilation of all my favorite musicals at mine. Starting with “No One Remembers Achmed” but replacing Achmed with my name.

@sarahellis6703 3 жыл бұрын

@Phyllis Newbold awww, you're so sweet! .And wagon on fire is an excellent choice :))

@rameball 3 жыл бұрын

I will make everyone watch wicked at my fucking funeral so people can see this masterpiece

@pippastrelle 3 жыл бұрын

The nature of any Twisted compilation is jumping from gut-wrenching laughter to heart-wrenching tears and back without warning

@heynancyboy 5 жыл бұрын

the audience's reactions during aladdin's murder monologue kills me

@alicia1463 Жыл бұрын

"Who would seek employment when life offers such enjoyment?" goes so hard I can't even

@katebarry9921 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know if watching this while drinking is the best or the worst thing to do. I'm just lip syncing the entire time. Also Robert singing "he fucked a tiger" just reminds me of the 10 minute version.

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

Same that video ruined me

@pratyushahuddar 4 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts Wait, what 10 minute video? Am I missing something?

@quirrelmorts 4 жыл бұрын

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@pratyushahuddar 4 жыл бұрын

@@quirrelmorts THANK YOU SO MUCH! I AM TRULY BLESSED

@ColePenner 4 жыл бұрын

My favourite is “We have come to put an end to your tyrannical rule” “You will never end our tyrannical rule!”

@peytonmerwin7495 4 жыл бұрын

“Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what’s going on here!” Is my favorite line.

@beckyallott3730 5 жыл бұрын

Did u mean: the entirety of no one remembers Achmed

@danielthomas2149 5 жыл бұрын

The problem with this video is that is it such an emotional roller coaster. One moment I'm laughing hysterically, the next I'm admiring Jeff/Dylan/All the others, and next I'm back to bawling because of the love story. After this video I'm emotionally exhausted.

@rynn9297 5 жыл бұрын

The guy that says I don’t think so sounds so much like Darren

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

He was there for at least one of the shows! Could've been the filmed one!

@carriewood3308 5 жыл бұрын

Anti-social Headphones Kid IT WAS LOL

@stopstalkingme8058 4 жыл бұрын

It was him 😂

@stopstalkingme8058 4 жыл бұрын

You can hear him in starship aswell

@yourlocaltheatrekid900 4 жыл бұрын

Sunny Slade DAMN THAT G.L.E.E.

@ayalaavt2459 5 жыл бұрын

is it bad that I know all the quotes by heart?

@lailam1292 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not

@Someguysayingsomething 5 жыл бұрын

Why would that ever be a bad thing??

@seanmcmurphy4744 4 жыл бұрын

That’s basically the life goal of myself and every other Starkid fan on this site

@parkersolar 5 жыл бұрын

Jim’s “darn-tootin’” gets me every time, xir delivery is just impeccable

@kiarapisera4389 5 жыл бұрын

Where are "I'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve" and "Let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn"

@maggiecrafton5827 5 жыл бұрын

i can say the whole achemd dialogue and song, and my friends are disappointed in me. i would watch it in the back of class with no sound and could understand when the pitch was changing and how a certain person said something.

@tangyhyperspace2217 3 жыл бұрын

jaFAR

@frostedjosieos3193 5 жыл бұрын

I cannot believe buffalo monster in a cape only got 2 votes that's bull

@li-23 4 жыл бұрын

I blame Jafar...

@callahardy8639 4 жыл бұрын

No that’s buffalo

@possums154 4 жыл бұрын

It’s all your fault jafar

@MicahRion 3 жыл бұрын

The "He probably had a family who loved him" still cracked me up and I've seen this show a million times

@marilyn1843 5 жыл бұрын

okay but how do i already know what number one is gonna be before i’ve finished the video?

@fuzzyfighter4442 5 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else think it's amazing how Dylan's voice changes at 3:57

@jbrem 3 жыл бұрын

I know it genuinely sounds dubbed over

@BANI-bun 4 жыл бұрын

Disney on ice But everyone is high

@lauren_weekes8541 4 жыл бұрын

Factsssss

@avast47 4 жыл бұрын

I'm auditioning for them once I'm old enough, and I already know I won't be able to stop quoting Twisted if I get cast lol

@carlazuzfanclub 3 жыл бұрын

SEIFOBJDJCCMW

@mega6662 3 жыл бұрын

you have seen their costumes?

@itz_cinnabon9963 3 жыл бұрын

I never knew how much I needed this description of Twisted until now

@sophiehelena6737 4 жыл бұрын

my personal fave is "give him his tiger and no one gets hurt"

@phoenixablaze649 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite quote is Jafar's last verses at the end of Twisted "The road ahead may twist But I will never swerve I'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve I've nothing left to lose So the only path to choose is twisted Let them twist my words Let the people scorn me Who cares if no one will ever mourn me Let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn! Let the truth be twisted! Let my life be twisted! I'll be twisted! It's my turn!"

@mxhemlock 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who’s never seen any of this in context it’s still hilarious.

@ashlynnheller8400 3 жыл бұрын

Please watch it. Its free and honestly the whole music is so iconic.

@duckinahurry4630 4 жыл бұрын

The only fandom where “wsshhhhhh wshhhhhh” is a popular quote

@FloreMar-yp3iz 4 жыл бұрын

My personal favourite is "Why does my baby always cry?" And immediately throws baby away

@sanneottenhof2675 4 жыл бұрын

"Who would seek employment, when life offers such enjoyment" gets stuck in my head way too often

@Olimpina 5 жыл бұрын

Came ready to riot if "He f***** a tiger" wasn't number 1. Enjoyed the video, above all the fact that most of it was from the beginning of Act 2 (gosh I love Achmed and his soldiers). Saw number 1 and put the pitchfork down with a big smile while enjoying the deep, attractive voice of Robert.

@ClaudiaCATT 4 жыл бұрын

“Well that’s alright just try to keep your fat face out of that motherfucking book” is the best line in twisted thank you

@katieodonnell4745 5 жыл бұрын

I forget just how geniusly perfect this show is

@possums154 4 жыл бұрын

Katie O'Donnell I want to like this. It’s at 69 and I refuse to break it. Take this as a like 🖐♥️🤚

@unclesamxlr 3 жыл бұрын

8:27 I love it, you can see he's trying really hard not to laugh.

@maddog1794 5 жыл бұрын

I know ever single quote and my family is disappointed but I don’t care Wow 200 likes!!!!!

@Da_Wosahh 4 жыл бұрын

lOOK AGAIN ;)

@adrenalineactivate 3 жыл бұрын

How the fuck does someone get disappointed by other people liking quote sounds irrelevant

@pippadee8266 4 жыл бұрын

"I want to live on the moon" almost has the same energy as Pigfarts

@gramps3351 4 жыл бұрын

“Not sorcery” *”Chemistry~”* *_”AND P O O F”_* THAT LINE HAD ME CRACKING UP FOR SO LONG!

@HopeJusticeottokajiken 4 жыл бұрын

7:42 I already love the whole scene but that reaction gets me every time😂😂 he scared that much he forgot what his religion

@calliestudios1423 5 жыл бұрын

I rarely quote any of these since none of my friends knows about Starkid...oh well maybe someday 😂

@cryptidram 4 жыл бұрын

I forced my friend to get into starkid and we quote these all the time now.

@kitti5326 5 жыл бұрын

Alternate title: Twisted in Twelve Minutes

@avadubbs1160 5 жыл бұрын

That spilt personality is honestly incredibly impressive

@eviem.6903 4 жыл бұрын

Jafar didn't even fix the socio-economic system like he promised...

@itz_cinnabon9963 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite: "Those are stretch marks _they happen_ " The way he says it is just so perfect, a blend of humor and comedic turn of words

@deathbydrano 2 жыл бұрын

I'm currently in a production of Beauty And The Beast and every time parts like 'MARIE THE BAGUETTES, HURRY UP' are said during rehersals I'm silently laughing my ass off and the same with the bookshop scene because Twisted is so ingrained in my head that 'Dream A Little Harder' will replace the lyrics of 'Belle'

@dimension7prod 10 ай бұрын

I had just finished performing Beauty and the Beast when I discovered Twisted

@polarosity8128 5 жыл бұрын

I can't believe "Usually that means you want to talk" scene wasn't there! Well, honestly I guess you might as well put the whole musical. It's all iconic, and we'd all watch it.

@placemynamehere 5 жыл бұрын

I went into this knowing what I wanted to be number one, and I was not disappointed

@MeredithHagan 3 жыл бұрын

A special award goes to the glue holding the goatee on Dylan’s face as he sings and emotes like a fucking auteur.

@annadonelan1136 5 жыл бұрын

Thank for including the serious quotes too

@ADragonAmongRoses 4 жыл бұрын

That dual personality scene always gives me chills.

@lill1tha525 5 жыл бұрын

+ any single damn thing the sultan said

@benjoffe948 3 жыл бұрын

"Do not feed me a sh#t and call it couscous!" This is such a good way to point out somebody's BS in a simultaniously proper as hell, yet equally crude, way. Actually using this for a D&D character (*hopefully*. The campaign is a good while away and it might be canceled)

@taxevasion7516 4 жыл бұрын

Ok but who else would love to see Jeff do a one man show, his dead parent monologue is an amazing example

@rachelvelander5377 3 жыл бұрын

Love that "Those are stretch marks, they happen!" Is so high up the list. Absolutely perfect

@justmeh3000 5 жыл бұрын

“It’s all your fault Jafar”

@dutchesskmw7153 5 жыл бұрын

Honorary Mention: I’m gonna livE FOREVERR

@quirrelmorts 5 жыл бұрын

It only got one vote!

@srutibanerjee7352 5 жыл бұрын

Guess you was lip syncing every. Single. Quote. You. That’s who. Also how weird is it that I had a dream that I was watching twisted live, and I woke up to see this notification :0