I'm just sayin, Bill deserved better

Watching this made me realize how many quote I totally forgot existed

And to think we made fun of kicking heads😭

I said the line at 15:33 to my google home (close enough to an Alexa) after I saw TGWDLM for the first time and it went: “okay. Initiating self destruct in 3 2 1 *explosion noise* ......... actually, I think I’ll stick around”

"Now that's a god damn red-blooded American"

I think about "you grabbed the wrong one, ya noodle" a lot.

Last time I was early Paul still didn’t like musicals

"I say: we go to the panic room, and we beg for the king's help."

I remember voting and I'm only now realising I should've added about a dozen more quotes to my list 🙃

I feel so proud that "kick your head" is up there

Im glad nobody completely forgot TGWDLM after black friday came out ;)

The drastic tone shift between Emma's story about her sister to *GET THOSE HANDS UP* was fucking jarring

I do love that McNamara developed as a character in Black Friday.

You could have just reposted the entire musical and we would have thought nothing of it.

now with the whole virus thing, I think I’m going to professor hidgens’ castle. the only bad thing is I can’t have a Shirley temple.

my favorite's gotta be "TIME IS A PRECIOUS THREAD IN THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE! IT DESERVES ITS OWN TOOL OF MEASUREMENT!!!"

“Careful Paul, he might kick your head”, “We’re the army bitch” and “that’s right Paul, all your friends are here” are the best lines in the hatchetfield series

6:53. And Then FLASH BANG JAAAAAAANE. Foreshadowing for Dylan’s freaking beautiful voice

"So when I got the invitation to her funeral, I went, oh, there won't be a next time." Absolutely broke me

The perfect way for me to procrastinate.

I’m so glad some of the quotes I suggested were on here. (“Watch out Paul. He might KiCk yOuR hEAd” and “This is humanity’s eleventh hour! **sits seductively**) Even tho a bunch of other people suggested them I still somehow feel sorta proud/happy 💖☺️

best line in the show is "now that's a goddamn red-blooded American" for me. perfect ending to an amazing scene

i am SHOCKED that “THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS!!” didn’t make this list

5:55 holy shit, did he just say grace chastity(nerdy prudes must die!!!!!) omg I love them so much

YES "ITS 2018 anD IT CANT EVEN BLOW ItSeLf UP?! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!" MADE IT I AM SO PROUDD

"Best TGWDLM quotes" I think you mean, the whole show

My favorites made it, I’m so glad lol Can’t believe I forgot the self-destruct and ‘prove it asshole, we’re the army’ quotes when I voted...

0:28 I hate coffee and love musicals... You have caught me I am, in fact *european*

I was like, “how can neither ‘sing the beginning of Moana’ or ‘wear a watch’ be first? What’s more iconic than that?” And then the clip started and I was like, “oh shit, how could I forget?”

If you do one of these for Black Friday I swear to god “I met God. He had nothing nice to say about you,” better be on there

Starkid community, I love you for making the best character (and the man who plays him) number one with that "round house kick" to the polls. Thank you. :')

Is it bad I’ve started pronouncing The Guy Who Doesn’t Like Musicals Twigledum?

The harmonie on the "How do ya, how do ya, how do ya *doooooooo~* " still gets me stunned

I'm glad that the 'Alexia inatiated self destruct mode' was uo their considering most people forget to put that one on their for memorable quotes

The quick your head scene between Bill and Ted is totally my siblings during the quarentin LMAO someone please kill me

if "arE You FrIGtEnEd?????" isnt here im gonna cry edit: yay

Also known as Show Stopping Number in parts

im cryinggg i didn't realize when mcnamara and paul sync watches, paul has the calculator app open 🤣

It's amazing to me how like everything Ted says made it onto this list lmao

McNamara: do you like coffee? Me: no sir McNamara: do you like musicals? Me: hell yes Him: you should be ashamed to call yourself an American Me: I certainly would be, if I wasn’t from Canada…

I have very. Low. Bloodsugar.

"WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING?" I died at that.

these videos are always so emotionally draining because the quotes go from devastating to hilarious

is it bad that I want joe walker to be grace chastity?

I was one of those 55 votes for kick my head. I am proud

I have a couple of quotes that are personal to me. One is "I'm a Presbyterian, I'm not going to die in your dirty ass Methodist church." I grew up as a Methodist, so the recognition was appreciated. The other one is "Just remember to print from the HP Laserjet, not the HP Inkjet." If anybody watches Split Second on the Game Show Network, I watched an episode a couple days ago asking about computer software. One was a Laserjet, and I got it because of a random Starkid quote. So if you think these quotes are a waste of time, you never know when they might help you.

"Best TGWDLM Quotes" *plays the whole show*

"oh.. there won't be a next one..." "PUT THOSE HANDS UP!"

I'm glad people didn't forget about "Yeah, prove it, asshole, we're the army."

15:16 i will ALWAYS say this. the way Jamie says that line reminds me SO MUCH of Dorthy from the Wizard Of Oz

Ey!!! "Get back on in here" got in! And was pretty high

I thought my favorite quotes would be here I didn't think about the implications

I forgot how much I loved tgwdlm wow

Thank you for acknowledging my favorite line in the show ("I say we go to the panic room and we beg for the king's help")

I gotta say... I love you for this

500% of these are Rob and Joey

me: sees the thing i commented/voted for me: oh god my actions have consequences and i actually exist oh god o hfcuk-

Am I the only one who felt special when the quotes they voted appeared? xd

I wish for the more powerful less funny moment lines we also had “Did you know that I wanted to live with you” and “Did you know mom let Deb sleep over? And you’re right about Deb, she’s a hardcore stoner. And if you wonder what led your daughter astray… well daddy wasn’t here to stay! I’m not your seed!”

We Stan prof. Higgins. THOSE HIPS THO

I always quote “Think about the implications!”

Hello, 19 people who agreed with me

I can’t tell how many times I just want to say “I was BRIGADOON and I *fucking* killed it!”

the quote that was voted number 1 is my favorite 💖😂

*hot chocolate boi voice* Excuse me! I wasn't emotionally prepared for 4:44 Edit: I got the time wrong. Thanks Herman. Edit #2 wow. 9:42 ur mean lol

Jon Matteson's delivery of "Okay byeeeee!" may not be as memorable as "HELLO? HELLO? PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE", "Wear a watch!" or "Exactly Emma! What the f... is this sh...?" but it is one of my magnum opuses now.

What was the line Jeff said after/before throwing jon's iPhone 6 again? It was the best.

Business calls, I’m up to my as in shit!

This is all I ever needed

Yay the thing I voted for is on here!!

Literally anything Professor Hidgens said was my favorite

If I was in the army: 2:43

"DO. the. THINGS. I SAY. IM A COP"

hold on this isnt black friday

I would like to say I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK. -subscribed 😊😊

But isn't this humanitys eleventh hour

PEANUTS

Yay I contributed to something!!

Imagine Fiyero in TGWDLM

This is perfect.

I used this to annoy my friend. They know nothing about Starkid at all

this is prewatching, i hope kick my head is first edit : i’m very happy

im shocked that the "bAAAIiIii" from paul isnt here

You mean to say tgwdlm out of order?

i have been trying 15 minutes to figure out what “THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS” was from

We know how that Kicking Heads ended 😀

Wooohoooo the only quote I voted for.. Won!!

i am so disappointed in us for not putting "the world will come crumbling down" first

Saving for reference: 15:33

Grace chastity’s a nerdy prude wow

16:44 me😌

Great video! But I have one question about 0:16 Why was the audience like that?

Yay!

16:28

1:32

Still don't understand the charrletten joke