Jreiger: “ I want to take this moment to thank everyone I’ve ever met, in order, and if you interrupt I’ll have to start over”

"I've had a lot of tickets in my life..." How did this legalese mastermind miss his calling? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Reiger presented a speeding ticket like its a murder trial LOL

I find Attorney Regier charming and admire his dedication and willingness to prep for his cases, even in traffic court. I know you're just poking fun, but I really do appreciate Mr. Regier. 😊

Mr Battle, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity...

No case too small, no case too large, for the raw processing power of the IBM Model Regier. It’s like he is sending a message: go forth and tell all your friends, do NOT fight a traffic ticket in this county!

I drive through El Dorado county frequently, and occasionally finding myself tempted to violate a traffic law just to go to court in front of Judge Webster and Reiger. Then common sense kicks in and I slowdown

Reiger definitely heard about this guy being rude to the officer and following up with a complaint so he decided to absolutely torch him in court😂

Every now and then, Regier's movements make him seem lifelike! 😂

I adore Regier. As someone with anxiety etc, he is the ‘calm and put together’ I could only wish to be.

Love the Sallyport deputies, they always look like they are having a good laugh!!🤣🤣🤣

Mike, I believe that Regier knew that the accused had given this officer a hard time and he wanted to cover everything. I am glad that there are people like Regier who cover all the bases. I was recently on an airplane where there was a near miss with another airplane because someone on the ground took their job lightly. Thank goodness that there are people like Regier and Treantafeles.

DANG IT! She only relapsed one time and it JUST happened to be the day before testing. ROFLMAO

I swear, J. Regier was born to be a prosecutor!

It makes me happy to see that Joe Friday's great grandson grew up to follow in the family's footsteps by becoming a prosecutor in Kansas.

And the Ice Man prevails once again! Well played, Mr. Regier.👏

I badly want J Regier to appear on your show. I want to see him let loose. I know he can do it! Except, he might feel compelled to step in and object😅

"Being stupid is expensive. " that's a t-shirt!

I'm beginning to think Regier does this to break the spirt of the accused. He's hoping they get so frazzled by all the questions that they scream and admit to everything.....including not changing the oil when required!

Sir, you have no chance of winning. Jregier has been practicing for this day since he was a 2nd grade Hall Monitor. He has the Job Well Done badge to prove it!

Dude, challenge it. Nobody shows up to traffic court! They'll probably just let you go. It's not worth the prosecutor's time. 😂

JReiger was putting it to him to exhonerate the officer. If he was fired, based on this guy’s complaint, this officer now has a court ruling in his favor with the judge insisting he did have emergency lights on and did everything correctly. She stated the defendant was not being truthful. The officer has a good lawsuit for improperly being fired.

I swear Reiger is the Sheldon of lawyers!

Love Judge Webster. And I REALLY love Mike’s giggle and professional (lol) commentary! Best combo ever.

Reiger needs a playlist.

It’s easy to make jokes about Regier because of how mechanical he is, but I genuinely love him. And there is NO ONE on earth I’d rather be handling the prosecution of this case. (and many, many others) And I think that’s probably true of most, if not all, viewers. So if he sees the videos of his court appearances and their accompanying commentary, I hope he knows this. Also, he reminds me of Beaker.

The old guy in Sallyport having a good laugh. Mr. Battle, if you are reading this, read the room, we are all laughing at you. AT you.

Regier reminds my of a cyborg or a terminator. When defendants are crying or begging for mercy nothing changes on Regiers face. He just brings the pain.

I can so see he’ll be Judge J Regier in the future and I hope you cover his court on your channel 😂

He's receiving telepathic waves from his dog. Now everything starts to come together. I thought his best line was. I'm trying to get it off the radar.

"Any rivers waterways or bridges nearby?" I'm disappointed that he didn't claim that his Camero was in fact the U.S.S. Camero, of which he is the captain.

"If the officer did not have his lights and/or siren on, why did you pull over?" would be my question.

I like people like Mr Regier. You always know where they stand. 😊

Of all the luck in the world, he drew the most pedantic prosecutor in the state of Kansas.

This prosecuting attorney is most definitely my spirit animal.

Okay Regier is hysterical and mike your laugh is so contagious plus your on-site into what is really going on makes it all the more hilarious. I was rolling and truly if I had watched this on my own I would not have laughed near as much, so thank you! I needed it. Also, LOVED the grinch reference 😂

Mr. Regier looks like, and has the mannerisms of, Young Sheldon. Just sayin'.

Dude was also arrested in 2021 for putting a GPS tracker on a woman's car. He is a real charmer.

Okay, 44:40, when the SallyPort guys enter the stream, the one in the back posing, and the one in the front with a big smirk on his face, has me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jregier is so clean cut, focused, nicely dressed in suit, straight faced, calm and thorough. I love him.

Oh, he's a good Samaritan reporting wayward officers to make the streets safer. Thank goodness for brave men like him. 🤩

Mike, I can’t stop laughing because of all your giggles. 😂😂😂

Seeing the sallyport’s face when they came on mid hearing had me dying laughing.

OMG Mike you nailed the Atty’s movements exactly to those of the Disney Worlds Hall of Presidents right down to the way his mouth moves when he speaks. I can’t stop laughing now.

"My Camaro doesn't go that fast" Right. My car car can hit 100 and it's definitely not a Camaro. And NO dude would face total embarrassment and take a car like that to the "drag strip" if it wasn't fast. And we all know, that wasn't his dogs he was talking to.

The judge's face when she lets him question the officer after saying he has no more questions for him is AMAZING. I love her.

lol, "I quit everything except for weed, alcohol, meth, heroin and cocaine and methadone" 🤣

I was waiting for Regier to ask “What would you say are your 3 strengths and weaknesses?”

I love Jregier. He is the best. He put more effort into that traffic case than some lawyers do into felony cases.

Mortimer Duke 57:18 I loved your comment about follicle #742 🤭 That made me laugh-out-loud and startled my dogs 😁

JRegier rules!! Interview him, Mike, if you are able to do so.

Won't you be embarrassed when Mr. Regier becomes President and then is actually IN the Hall of Presidents!!

Poor Judge Simpson! He looks like he is so tired of these people. ❤

Jared Regier, like the Disney Hall of Presidents just slightly less animated.

I love this judge. She has a resting face that always looks engaged and amused somewhat, or angry. -the traffic case.

When he said “my office will take care of it” I felt that 😂😂😂 someone is getting their ASS chewed out for this “EGREGIOUS ERROR!” 😂😂😂

I commend her for getting on medication assisted therapy for the heroin. Addiction is a nasty spiral and I understand it too well. I was in a hospital bed for most of 2012 and wasn't expected to survive. I had so much dilaudid given to me via iv that it would probably kill her but it was necessary to deal with cancer pain. Because I wasn't expected to live dependency wasn't a worry. But when I started improving it quickly was a problem. They told me I would never be off opiates because that would kill me. And I struggled with the ups and downs of that dependency for 6 years until I decided I was done. I had a pain specialist kick me out of clinic and refused to refill my rx because she said I had no opiates in my urine test. She didn't even understand the reporting threshold for the test she ordered and my primary determined it was present in the test but slightly below the reporting level. That could have been a point where I turned to heroin to counter the withdrawal but thankfully my primary continued prescribing because my health was still very shaky and she worried stopping would cause such stress that it could kill me. When I was incredibly sick with the flu I just put the pills away so I couldn't see them and didn't think about them. I turned off medication reminders. I was already so sick my body didn't know the difference between opiate withdrawal and virus. 3 days later I started feeling better but the withdrawal pains didn't start. My doctor hugged me she was so excited at my next visit but said that I really shouldn't have tried that. I have had prescriptions for opiates for a broken bone but was so worried to start again but was assured because I wasn't psychologically addicted it was safe and it was. Mine wasn't a psychological addiction but a physiological one but it took a psychological toll nonetheless.

Jregier "Was the Barometer dropping at 10:23am? "What was the Humidity at the time of this crime" "When the perp slowed down, did he make sudden movements towards the glove box?" "Thats all Judge Webster, I believe a 22 year sentence and a $4000 fine would work"

This guy went up against reiger a few months ago and lost. You'd have thought he would have learned. Lol

Ahhh, Mike!! I LOVE you and your channel!!! You always make me laugh OUT LOUD!! ❤❤❤

Kenneth Battle proved his ignorance (inability to ask a question or shut his piehole) as well as his rudeness right away. Mr. Regier was right on point & professional as always.

Attorney Regier is one straight down the line attorney. He's never lost a case and he's not about to start now.

When Judge Webster’s court started it looked like the Kansas version of the hangover and I’m there for it!!!!

The look on the SallyPort officers' faces is priceless.

Your Honor I am innocent because the police officer was doing 110 MPH to catch me while I was doing 92 MPH!!!!! Classic!!!! I love the two officers in the blue shirts laughing at Mr. Battle!!!

If he didn’t have lights and sirens, how did the defendant know to pull over?

The cops on the right were laughing with us too

I bet the Pandora’s box that is JReiger is bulging…. If opened it would shock us all, imo:) He’s buttoned up too tight.

My non-souped up GM SUV is capable of 92 mph, my little old Dodge did more than that!! I'm a little old (kinda) lady with a lead foot but that's a conversation for another day...Camaro equals speed in my book. Especially if it's been modified.

Radar is not light, it is radio signal which travels at the speed of light. Love your show. Cheers!

Love the officer in the background with the big smile.

Every person that fails a drug test says they only used ONCE 😂 what a coincidence that every single of one of them happened to get drug tested during the one time they used. So wild lol

The sally port boys made the optics of this hearing so much better! 😂

Regier makes me think of Dexter. I so get the good boy in public, killer behind the scenes vibe, where he kills the people the judge doesn't convict lol.

The Judge and her tilt of the head through the attorney’s time. OMG, I agree Sheldon from 3rd Rock. Enough with the radar. The defendant is in laughing about the difference of 27 mph over the posted speed. My eyes..the same one that followed him through the neighborhood and clocked him! Good one test driving the vehicle….No sense! The officer did not answer you with a “stand still”. He noted that you drove out of your driveway, hint peeled out and floored it down the street. Dumb..a.. lawyer. Your defendant received the answer from the officer he is not obligated to show the speed instrument. Then you share your experience with speeding tickets. The officer gave the info on the calibration spot on! Mr Battle. Seriously questioning whether he can speed…its calls in pursuit. Oh the Judge’s expression is so perfect with her remark “So what else Mr. Battle”

When my little girl sees you on my phone she says “hi! Mike from Chicago!

Loved the Statler & Waldorf pair watching from the sally port.

@1:05:00 when Mike pauses the video: the look on Judge Webster’s face is priceless!! 🤣🤣🤣

Should be called 'Big traffic battle in little Kansas'

I bet Rugier asks for written consent before he engages in sexual encounters.

I guarantee Regier has the most organized, perfectly labeled sock drawer in existence. Also, dude should've hired a lawyer to fight this. This is also a good time to let everyone know that you should use a dash cam with GPS! IF he wasn't speeding and this officer is lying, the GPS recording would've shown his speed with a date stamp.

J. Regier would run the table in poker with that face.

He looks like Sheldon from Big Bang 😂😂😂

The ol' "the cop was also speeding when he attempted to catch up to me" defense. Worse than the kid who said he was trying to stay ahead of the speeding cop car to avoid an accident. "I was afraid he was going to rear-end me, Judge! No choice but to step on it."

The ‘Regier is malfunctioning’ comment towards the end had me cackling!

You can see how well she handles stress - as she rocks herself. She needs to stay in to save her from herself.

Mr Regier needs a promotion out of traffic court after this one. City of St. Louis could sure use him.

Your reference to the hall of presidents is spot on! Now all I see is Abraham Lincoln!

It's always so painful and hilarious watching people who watch a few KZfaq videos and think thev can compete with lawyers, judges and court appointed experts

Someone in Regier’s office is a lampshade for that mishap

First 😊 Mike, how DARE YOU make fun of Regier's questioning! He is thoroughness personified. He certainly WOULD NOT show "his" bare chest on Zoom. 🙄🤔

Mr Battle is trying to get the officer fired and prosecuted. He needed a good prosecutor.

I am pleased to see that the Reigertron 2900 unit is still functioning optimally. But someday, we may see him saying "C-c-c-ca-catch the wave" or "I'm sorry, Judge. I'm afraid I can't do that", and we'll know he needs a service call immediately.

22:27 Jregier preemptively shuts down any maritime foolishness which may be asserted. BEWM!!

Haha so how is that judge not laughing? “So Officer, it’s ok for you to speed but not me?” What a dummy!

Oh wow I watched this stream live and I JUST HAD to come back and watch it again 😂 Everyone brought the drama - the judge, Regier, the defendants, the CHAT omg too funny ❤

He looks like the kid that plays Young Sheldon!! Peace, Love, Courage from David in Detroit.

Had to watch the replay, boo work, but DANG this chat is funny as always but particularly on point with Regier!

Does Regier watch these videos or read the comments ? If so, “Hi Jared!”

Hope Sapphire gets help. She’s pretty young. Kicking this addiction can be hard.