Big Train - Essential manager skills (productivity bonus scenes )

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Big Train - Essential manager skills (productivity bonus scenes )

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Robert Macháček

11 жыл бұрын

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@Rossa4444 5 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that he keeps showing up to work, fully confident in his own diversion techniques

@xxMrBaldyxx 5 жыл бұрын

he is a good manager and he knows it! 😂

@harrymangham2762 3 жыл бұрын

@@xxMrBaldyxx to @you

@CwazyWitIt 3 жыл бұрын

YES EXACTLY

@KingOfGamesss 2 жыл бұрын

The next diversion will be paid actors dressed up as police will bust in the room and arrest him for failing to pay his Employees

@gerardodoherty9178 2 жыл бұрын

Like a politician

@bubblegummel 4 жыл бұрын

The juggling was class though

@muimotion 5 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that this sketch plays on Mark Heaps skills as a street performer before he turned to act!

@NxDoyle 5 жыл бұрын

"This man has turned to act. Ever year in the United Kingdom, thousand of lives are destroy by the addict lure of act. Don't turn to act. Give generous."

@johnmcgrath200 4 жыл бұрын

@@NxDoyle I read this in Chris Morris's voice

@Simple1Jack 4 жыл бұрын

@John McGrath Luckily, the amount of act I use is harmless. I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those, my advice to you is leave well alone. Good luck.

@pauljordan4452 Жыл бұрын

@@Simple1Jack FFS, I use ACT - Acceptance and Commitment Therapy.

@sofiyums 11 ай бұрын

THAT'S MARK HEAP?!

@Capillus 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: He used the productivity bonus to buy those flight tickets.

@capitalb5889 11 ай бұрын

Amazing. But the budget must have been huge - leasing three 747s just for one sketch.

@richards9407 2 ай бұрын

But they were only small. With a giant pushing them through the air.

@aocxe Ай бұрын

😂@@richards9407

@Levi_Skardsen 4 жыл бұрын

I love it how he takes a flight to escape but always comes back to work the next day.

@blank-dr2kx 3 жыл бұрын

London to Edinburgh

@JamesHannagan 2 жыл бұрын

@@blank-dr2kx I see what you did there.

@mukwoorusilverhair4283 2 жыл бұрын

@@blank-dr2kx good one

@nkt1 Жыл бұрын

@@blank-dr2kx Not in a 747.

@timm2904 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, three oranges!

@itswrongtokillanimalsifyou2837 5 жыл бұрын

"And they're just ordinary oranges!"

@Offdutyz 5 жыл бұрын

2:09, gotta say, that sure impressed me!

@simoneast1973 3 жыл бұрын

I loved Big Train, you just don’t get sketch comedies like this any more. Eldon, Heap, Pegg and Bullmore, four of the greatest comedians of their generation.

@jackthetripper666 Жыл бұрын

Jam was brilliant too

@charleshowie2074 Жыл бұрын

Ever catch Man Stroke Woman?

@jackthetripper666 Жыл бұрын

@@charleshowie2074 man stroke woman was brilliant

@charleshowie2074 Жыл бұрын

@karlhungus2345 ...Is that supposed to be an allusion to my not being married? 🤨

@jackthetripper666 Жыл бұрын

@@charleshowie2074 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dont cut your finger off mate

@kreemkrackered3755 Жыл бұрын

Mark Heap is insanely talented

@pcwkid76 2 жыл бұрын

Scenes like this is why I think Mark Heap should be the next Doctor Who.

@LukasOfTheLight 11 ай бұрын

Aye, because if there's one thing you need to be able to do in the middle of a heart-wrenching story like Heaven Sent or Human Nature, it's juggle three oranges like Krusty the Clown.

@SamuelBlack84 11 ай бұрын

@LudicrousGreen I've often said with a conplete sincerity that the Doctor should do magic tricks as a distraction for his enemies

@LukasOfTheLight 11 ай бұрын

@@SamuelBlack84 One of the many reasons, I'm sure, why you do not write for the BBC.

@SamuelBlack84 11 ай бұрын

@@LukasOfTheLight I don't think I could do any worse 😆

@mrmoralman1 10 ай бұрын

Dr who can go f*ck itself

@MikeJackson690 3 жыл бұрын

"Ah! Ya see..." "They're just ordinary oranges..."

@lainey1964 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Heap, genius , love the puppies lol

@GuyWithACamera23 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way the actor Kevin Eldon throws the tray at the end.

@markkennedy9767 Жыл бұрын

The actor Kevin Eldon is amazing.

@tomralfe5428 Жыл бұрын

The actor Kevin Eldon is one of those actors who appears in everything.

@cgavin1 4 жыл бұрын

This is a perfect metaphor for democracy.

@MrRazorblade999 3 жыл бұрын

It's like something from a Tex Avery cartoon. Brilliant

@PsychedelicGoo 11 ай бұрын

Surely he ended up spending more on taxi fares, airline fares and puppies than it would have cost him to pay their bonus!

@LAnonHubbard 5 жыл бұрын

I never really watched Big Train when it was on. I was far less developed humour-wise. Boy how I've missed out. This sketch was great. I love Jaaaaam, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, etc so think I need to get hold of the Big Train DVDs.

@PreservationEnthusiast 4 жыл бұрын

Big Train is junk though. Enfield, Whitehouse, Coogan etc are much better.

@robertspencer2516 4 жыл бұрын

SteamLocoScrapper utter bollox

@Kris.G 4 жыл бұрын

Jam is superb. Also if you like parodies, you should watch Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. There's nothing else like it.

@vooveks 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kris.G Just dusted that off last night and showed my girlfriend who'd never seen it before. It's as brilliant as I remembered.

@SamuelBlack84 11 ай бұрын

Watch Jam. Sinilar humour, but very, very dark

@neilgodfrey2669 4 жыл бұрын

Mark was in a juggling act called “The 2 Marks”. About 5 years ago I was watching the 80’s game show 3,2,1 on UK Gold and I saw them preforming.

@newbarker523 4 жыл бұрын

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@neilgodfrey2669 4 жыл бұрын

Peter Barker I completely agree

@newbarker523 4 жыл бұрын

@@neilgodfrey2669 v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

@neilgodfrey2669 4 жыл бұрын

Peter Barker I’m a v=hGFGse12k man myself

@telera88 3 жыл бұрын

english movie editors are so clever and creative, especially in comedy, love this sketch :)

@liam-lh2nm 4 жыл бұрын

This is Parliament doing brexit 😂

@tomwright4969 3 жыл бұрын

NHS: So about that £350 million Boris johnson: 1:08

@zeeox 2 жыл бұрын

The editing in each 'escape' section is just superb.

@razzledazzle84921 11 ай бұрын

Shades of the fast-paced travelling montages in Hot Fuzz.

@zeeox 11 ай бұрын

@@razzledazzle84921 - probably the same people (Big Train having come first of course).

@NxDoyle 5 жыл бұрын

Thinking back, I'm pretty sure that in 1998 when I first saw Big Train I wasn't familiar with any of the cast. I knew of Graham and Arthur thanks to Father Ted, but none of the performers. Now, however, looking at the casts from both the 1998 and 2002 series, it's a roll call of brilliance. All of them great actors and all of 'em pissfunny.

@Isleofskye 4 жыл бұрын

How lucky am I as I have never seen any of their stuff until this week and it's great and my kind of humour. Is there anything ,in particular, you would recommend ?

@naysox 4 жыл бұрын

@@Isleofskye The Day Today, Brass Eye and (if you want to go really obscure) Jam are all good and star a lot of the same cast. Spaced is also great if you haven't seen it.

@Isleofskye 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Nathan

@defragsbin 4 жыл бұрын

@@Isleofskye Blue Jam is also worth a look -- it's the radio forerunner to Jam and it's possibly the best thing Chris Morris ever made.

@Isleofskye 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks m8 ! Although I forgot the very ending when those 3 West Highland Terrier puppies came out. I used to have 4 of them together and they were wonderful :)

@MVahag 11 ай бұрын

That was some solid juggling skill

@milowagon 4 жыл бұрын

I think I worked for that guy in the 80's.

@apexmarbella2321 2 жыл бұрын

Never gets old (2022).

@mariekeboelaert8899 5 жыл бұрын

Magnificent!

@37Dionysos 2 жыл бұрын

Sums it all up rather nicely!

@neilgodfrey2669 4 жыл бұрын

You can tell Edgar Wright directed this. Same sort of quick cut editing when simon pegg describes his plan in Shaun of the Dead

@Gretchluver1 3 жыл бұрын

Actually this was directed by Graham Linehan.

@storiesreadaloud5635 Жыл бұрын

For everyone talking about the plane, it's part of the joke. But okay, it's the end of the month each time, and he leaves where he stays for work, goes back to his main home ob the isle of man or wherever from the office in london. Some execs do that.

@benjaminwheaton9919 3 жыл бұрын

Who here in 2021

@BazColne 4 жыл бұрын

Lovely.

@elovek-rm5jd 5 жыл бұрын

Последний эпизод супер!

@MyPrasad1984 4 жыл бұрын

Thats creative writing for U coming from the slice of life

@keinpietz7697 2 жыл бұрын

"Essential skills for those in charge of countries"

@neildempster2827 4 жыл бұрын

😂 Superb.

@bendevvanve 8 ай бұрын

Big Brain Move: "New Listing: Three Adorable Puppies For Sale: Cost = 1 bonus amount"

@lordlucan66 4 жыл бұрын

This looks like a brilliant take on an old Marty Feldman sketch.

@johnanthonyp Жыл бұрын

I remember that! The mediocre guy who is secretly an international playboy after he meekly says goodnight to his wife at bedtime. Hilarious.

@chriswilliams8493 6 жыл бұрын

classic comedy nothing like this around no more

@ryanjarvis9414 5 жыл бұрын

WRONG

@Sawrattan 5 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough this is exactly the kind of dark comedy that the older generation hated at the time.

@DAN420. 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sawrattan This was never considered Dark comedy you fucking moron. Stop posting utter bullshit.

@Sicram 4 жыл бұрын

Wrong. I've got two words for you... Mrs... Brown's... Boys.

@bobblehat6603 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sicram That's three words

@misstakenot9582 3 жыл бұрын

A pity it was posted in the wrong aspect ratio.

@marcuswalters8093 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: I was wondering, guys...is there a way of showing off my various skills? Like, maybe if we could do a sketch or something...?

@Sunlight70 3 жыл бұрын

Shalom!!

@troygaspard6732 Жыл бұрын

A drawer of puppies, that was even better.

@Rhewin 4 жыл бұрын

What’s funny to me is that he did seem to be doing an actual card trick. I could follow a couple of sleights. Almost sad they planted a card!

@rahulpaul3197 3 ай бұрын

I'd any day take one of those puppies instead of a productivity bonus.

@nathanmciver6496 2 жыл бұрын

Yup! They always remember the exact times right? Oh ya, now me! how did he get back to his office?

@TeaAtTwo2 4 жыл бұрын

If that juggling bit was real then I am impressed

@Simple1Jack 4 жыл бұрын

It certainly was... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/htJziJyIktqxeac.html

@iTubeYourDadsMinge Жыл бұрын

‘If that juggling bit was real’… LOL

@alice_wolfman6037 10 ай бұрын

Deep fake AI

@s.i1905 Жыл бұрын

That’s how the world actually works … we are being played every time we want our normal rights …

@markkennedy9767 Жыл бұрын

It's amazing the talent here. Not much like this nowadays.

@steparko23 4 ай бұрын

Guys got one set of clothes 🤣

@hasannaomir.3037 6 жыл бұрын

But he was really doing it, though!!!!!!!!

@danieljamesmead 5 жыл бұрын

HASAN NAOMI nah, photoshop

@rainblaze. 4 жыл бұрын

HASAN NAOMI R. yes he was mark heap started of as a street performer

@Timrath 4 жыл бұрын

This brings up memories of how my boss conned me out of 2 years worth of wages. :-(

@SirCraigius 2 жыл бұрын

Drawer full of puppies? Gets you every time =/

@ArcanePath360 Жыл бұрын

The amount he spent on flights and taxi fares he could have just paid them, lol

@juzervasi2000 3 жыл бұрын

The saying is : he is full of tricks.

@SuperBobbster 11 ай бұрын

The world was a much better place when this was made

@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 3 ай бұрын

You mean you were younger

@SuperBobbster 3 ай бұрын

no, I mean the world was a better place. @@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549

@SirCraigius 3 жыл бұрын

Surely the cost of all those taxi and plane fares would cost more than the money he owes them...

@o_skinner8 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else realise this is Jim from Friday night dinner

@curiousgemini 5 жыл бұрын

He should run for office.

@watercolourmark 5 жыл бұрын

George A - well these are Trump’s tactics; he’ll pull a Russia out his back pocket, juggle some hookers and has a drawer of sweet alibis.

@pauljordan4452 Жыл бұрын

Run!

@Pining_for_the_fjords 7 жыл бұрын

With the amount he would have spent on taxi fairs, flight tickets, juggling lessons and puppies, wouldn't it have been simpler and cheaper just to pay their wages?

@pw6288 6 жыл бұрын

its a joke

@ilikethisnamebetter 6 жыл бұрын

But sadly, the decline in people's ability to punctuate isn't.

@AapoJoki 5 жыл бұрын

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

@rodgey1 5 жыл бұрын

No, He's quite right. If you take the price of three taxi's at £20 a time then the flight out of the country and back, let's say £450, then the return flight back or possibly an overnight stay......

@charlieshandie 5 жыл бұрын

Do the math dave. Conway has a valid point.

@alzeNL 4 жыл бұрын

did they ever get the bonus, or settle on the puppies ?

@dracov6664 2 жыл бұрын

Tu byłem. Tony Halik 2021.

@NibberKSmooth 5 жыл бұрын

This type of avoidance STILL exists. Bastards.

@richarddunne9802 4 жыл бұрын

Haha, I always wonder how much he must have spent on flights, and where did he go?

@spaceswan2605 Жыл бұрын

Plot twist. The office was in the plane.

@nathanmciver6496 2 жыл бұрын

😊

@alanoneill3065 Жыл бұрын

ah, but, those puppies, eh!

@garywilson177 4 жыл бұрын

TBH, the puppies would completely satisfy my demands. I'd work overtime if I was given a puppy at the end of it

@mandarian87 4 жыл бұрын

So did he take a jet back to his office or...

@justbreakingballs 4 жыл бұрын

Those two should be fired for telling their poor daughter they were killed and making her attend a fake funeral.

@williamsands5519 4 жыл бұрын

Who is the actress in this sketch? Incidentally I'm an amateur juggler and I am going to steal some of these moves that I don't know.

@rooty Жыл бұрын

They're just ordinary oranges lol

@crinihendrix1350 4 жыл бұрын

Keeping the gullible masses distracted and obedient.

@Kelly14UK 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@silverwindspirit 3 жыл бұрын

This show is hilarious! Is this the U.K. version of SNL and Kids In The Hall?

@trollop_7 4 жыл бұрын

So ... did they get the money they were due?

@rainblaze. 3 жыл бұрын

If you think this is funny just remember. Those puppies are dead now TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@smpgeek 4 жыл бұрын

Similar joke in The Other Guys

@beast-master2094 3 жыл бұрын

Trick one time shame on you. Trick me two times, keep the blame on you. Trick me three times F*ck the peace sign☮️, let it ran on you.

@quentincompson2181 4 жыл бұрын

This is basically how modern capitalism works.

@trollop_7 4 жыл бұрын

'Modern', you say?

@thazgaz1000 4 жыл бұрын

Better than work by gunpoint commie. Capitalism: deciding who is smart and who is poor.

@trollop_7 4 жыл бұрын

It's the law of the juggle.

@peanuts2105 4 жыл бұрын

Dont be a twat

@defragsbin 4 жыл бұрын

"Our wages have fallen 6% in real terms over the last 5 years" "lads, they're maybe going to put a ping-pong table in the break room!"

@thetruth156real3 8 ай бұрын

I don’t know why he has to leave the country every time, or how he gets back in time the next morning, couldn’t he just go home or have a coffee in the snack bar?

@lighthunt 8 ай бұрын

Yes he can. But if you don't get it why he does what he does, then that's the reason why you probably never get to write a good comedy sketch screenplay. No offense bro ;-)

@thetruth156real3 8 ай бұрын

@@lighthunt Do you write good comedy sketches, do you have to write good comedy sketches to understand good comedy sketches, there can’t be a very big audience of good comedy sketches if that’s the case?

@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 3 ай бұрын

@@thetruth156real3are you autistic?

@Kris.G 3 ай бұрын

imagine being so dense....

@thetruth156real3 3 ай бұрын

@@Kris.G 😂👍