Bill Burr - Motel Rooms And First Ladies

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#BillBurr shares his opinion on over-involved first ladies, tries to predict the 2016 presidential election, and then explains why staying at motels is a health risk.
Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2014.
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@DrDeadlifts 5 жыл бұрын

I love how ol' Billy blue balls doubles down on his jokes. No one laughs so he just goes harder. He's a hero

@9some 4 жыл бұрын

yea, that he does, he's not connected to the response or expectations of the public

@DrDeadlifts 4 жыл бұрын

@@9some I'd argue he's very connected to the audience. He knows what is and isn't socially acceptable to laugh and feeds off of the ridiculousness of their silence. It ends up building the pressure of the joke higher and higher, and once he eases off people are dying to laugh.

@prophetofpants1906 4 жыл бұрын

DrDeadlifts exactly because in the end no matter what our views are in life, all humans can connect no matter their differences and I believe comedy does that well. It allows everyone to understand eachother and that’s why I think Bill Burr is one of the best comedians ever not to mention he’s in my top 3 comedians.

@thomasgarrett4107 4 жыл бұрын

Is this calum

@dcbrot 4 жыл бұрын

DrDeadlifts you are a podcast fan eh :)

@piotrbrys8008 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest transition in the history of comedy "gotta start slitting some throats ... I'm staying in a hotel"

@Supermrdouble 4 жыл бұрын

yea that one had me dead asf

@preciousakpata5260 4 жыл бұрын

That was an absolutely epic save! I actually liked the First Lady bit, but you tell the crowd really wasn't getting it. He tried an experimental bit with the whole "slitting throats" thing, but they didn't get that either. When he jumped straight from that to the tired old "slice of my life" comedy starter bit, something about his mannerism, "So . . . I'm staying in a hotel" . . . I just lost it. Epic.

@derrickhamilton342 4 жыл бұрын

EMPHASIS ON IN THE HISTORY

@marcocoronado4403 3 жыл бұрын

*Crowd claps*

@samuelelliott8453 3 жыл бұрын

Oh i thought he was implying hed be easy to attack after the show for saying this type of stuff if the government/listeners didnt like his joke abt slitting throats 😅😂😅

@kal-zor-el5801 3 жыл бұрын

Man he left no one alone, he even roasted ghosts lmao 😂

@dexterthompson1809 2 жыл бұрын

Genius!

@voyagerdecoded Жыл бұрын

bill is ruthless lmaooo

@tanner201x8 Жыл бұрын

Ghosts are real though

@Liquefaction Жыл бұрын

Well the ghosts are still voting for democrats so they aren't innocent

@artsmith103 Жыл бұрын

Maybe Tom Brady some day will tell us about a ghost in the huddle.

@samuelsmith5400 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he shut up that heckler as soon as she started lol

@unintentionaleffectiveness4393 3 жыл бұрын

The sign of a great comedian

@bojed 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm uh... I'm sick of Obama's wife." Just flat out like that. Had me in multiple stitches.

@saltysquatch1510 4 жыл бұрын

Obama’s wife had a dick

@terrencegriffin6812 4 жыл бұрын

@@saltysquatch1510 I know right,I seen you slobbing on it😂😂😂

@brianbullivant4753 4 жыл бұрын

@@saltysquatch1510 One more than you. Jealous?

@johnandrew1727 4 жыл бұрын

Plus she'a horrible public speaker and a total narcissist!

@goaldineyelife6291 4 жыл бұрын

@@johnandrew1727 she is a excellent speaker.

@jamessins1163 4 жыл бұрын

Dude is savage abroad. He talks in a room full of people as if he's talking to one person.

@banderas2000 4 жыл бұрын

takes practice and true. straight beast.

@dr32803 4 жыл бұрын

All good comedians do that.

@philloso1426 3 жыл бұрын

Best comedian in the world 🌎

@WickedPunishment 3 жыл бұрын

True

@dallassylvestre7209 3 жыл бұрын

He’s one of a kind

@matttrafton2725 4 жыл бұрын

If he wasn't a comedian he'd be leading a revolution. Maybe in a parallel universe.

@randalhighben586 4 жыл бұрын

I can see him being the next George Carlin

@davidalexander9240 4 жыл бұрын

He’s be supreme dictator of the free world

@empyerful 3 жыл бұрын

Dude that is a movie I would want to see or better yet live!

@matttrafton2725 3 жыл бұрын

Javisst. Bill Burr for President. He is a better choice than the two bozos on the 2020 ticket.

@stvbrsn 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a parallel universe called “5 years from now.”

@jaywinner328 Жыл бұрын

The balls on this guy, going to Canada and opening with American politics.

@Shmoove Жыл бұрын

seriously, people saying the audience sucks but his set just wasn't relevant.

@TNM001 Жыл бұрын

also, this set is well known...so old american politics...thats just lazy

@louisrobitaille5810 2 ай бұрын

@@TNM001 It's over 5 years old, it was relevant at the time 😑.

@louisrobitaille5810 2 ай бұрын

@@Shmoove It was in Montreal. It's all stuff we hear about on the radio or on tv. In terms of information, we've got some of the best sources in the world, as objective and as diverse as humanly possible, unlike in the US 💀…

@tobaliciousholland12 5 жыл бұрын

I look forward to when Bill is 70 years old. He's almost got no filter left at all. By then, it will be shredded down to nothing. Brutally and refreshingly honest.

@ChiefVizier 5 жыл бұрын

Try his Monday morning podcast. It's free and amazing

@alwaysbeclosing5797 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, just like Carlin. He got way better as he got older. 1992s New York special was when he hit his stride. His gray hair was in and he was letting 'em have it.

@soldierforchrist2017 5 жыл бұрын

He's actually become a little neutered since he got married. Bill used to be pure savage. He's more PC these days. His cup of white guilt has over flowed as well. I want old Bill Burr back.

@alwaysbeclosing5797 5 жыл бұрын

@@soldierforchrist2017: Wife and daughter, double-dose of broads in the house. I hadn't kept up that much on him recently but I got that impression he might be settling down a little now with age. I hope he'll come back even spicier and more pungent than ever. As long as he dont transform into Don Rickles in the next 10-20 yrs 😏

@user-vr4ih6jg3n 5 жыл бұрын

Holly shit!!! hope he make it!!

@davidpoole3945 4 жыл бұрын

I love that look on Bill's face when the crowd doesn't laugh. The look where he's thinking, Ok these people don't get it, so I'm going to give them that much more! He never softens his comedy just to get a laugh.

@batwom4304 4 жыл бұрын

David Poole I LOVE it. He just keeps going until he basically convinces them to chill the fuck out and agree with him LMAOOOO

@ZawaOnYoutube 4 жыл бұрын

Canadians are sensitive, it shouldn't be that surprising

@cameronleb6508 4 жыл бұрын

Zawa Games what are you talking about?😂 Americans are the sensitive ones

@ZawaOnYoutube 4 жыл бұрын

Canadians are notoriously huge pussies, but okay

@osoufmiller5499 4 жыл бұрын

Zawa Games ever see hockey bruv your football players wouldn’t stand a chance anyone can run throw or catch a ball

@KillFeed669 4 жыл бұрын

The smirk on his face at 5:05 knowing how uncomfortable he’s making people but he simply does not give a fuck. Absolutely beautiful.

@shanetography 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm staying in a hotel, everybody" is the best segue I've ever heard

@rjcomeaux5461 6 жыл бұрын

Love how he didn't give in to the audience. They were giving him nothing and he still went with "Nothin' is gonna change until someones got the balls... to start a group... go over the wall of one of these gated communities and ya start slittin' some throats." One of the greatest comedians of all time.

@starr0401 6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it's not his best performance of this routine though. He has better delivery on Night of Too Many Stars.

@rjcomeaux5461 6 жыл бұрын

Very true, I agree.

@zer0gravity184 6 жыл бұрын

The ghost in the basement/attic piece was good. The rest of the material just didn't 'pack a punch' with the delivery. He's still one of the best. Bill is like a combination of Denis Leary and Lewis Black.👍

@cartman42069 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr pitched The Purge

@johnmoney6229 6 жыл бұрын

Raymond C Bill Burr gives no shits.

@rhiannadahmer4052 5 жыл бұрын

"Shes still gonna win." Best joke of the whole set.

@drewracke1968 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit dude, you fuckin killed her

@sibire8284 4 жыл бұрын

/r/therewasanattempt

@johnsmith-lf6pc 4 жыл бұрын

@@sibire8284 You're not on reddit.

@alex-cj9mb 4 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith-lf6pc fuck reddit

@bojackbojackbojack 4 жыл бұрын

Several million votes from illegals in California doesn't really count towards the popular vote.

@jessicae33 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE IT. So controversial yet speaking the truth with humor. He’s a G.O.A.T

@Ortona-43 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that bill was still able to pull this off in front of a Canadian audience is pretty impressive

@starkdies1853 5 жыл бұрын

Bill is slowly turning into Red Foreman

@justinstevenson2061 5 жыл бұрын

stark dies yes!!

@thedudeabides3294 5 жыл бұрын

Slowly? ☺

@A1exS8 5 жыл бұрын

right!!!

@imjustaguy8232 5 жыл бұрын

"You're about to get a foot in your ass"

@RalphJr-xp3hp 5 жыл бұрын

stark dies Goddamn 😳😂😂😂. You are so right about that. He’s just one “You’re going to get a foot right up your ass” saying and then he will officially become Red Foreman.

@loveherstuff 4 жыл бұрын

Tough crowd, classic Bill Burr was killing it lol. Think they took his jokes too seriously. 😂😂

@Zamoksva 4 жыл бұрын

I was in that cround few years ago, people laughed, its just that political comedy isnt really our thing and we had no idea about half the people he was naming. Imagine a canadian stand up comedian going in California name dropping canadian politician. It wouldnt be that funny

@4Mikes4Mindset4 4 жыл бұрын

His jokes we're about serious subjects

@lou-jaybono9395 4 жыл бұрын

@Anna Mozatee We kinda know the big lines, but people in Quebec mostly don't care about US politics.

@logandutka9256 4 жыл бұрын

Lou-Jay Bono people in Quebec barely care about Canadian politics /s

@Zamoksva 4 жыл бұрын

Anna Mozatee To be honest i have no idea who they are i just know i have heard their name before but i dont even know what they do in life or anything about them. Not everyone cares about US and definitely not people in Québec. Thats just how it is

@samarthlangalia6585 6 ай бұрын

*Dude that "weird noise" joke is so good and also underrated. This joke becomes 10x more funnier when you imagine it. Men actually talk about being brave and ready to have a fight but in reality, no human being is designed to take on a fight and be dominant in that unexpected brutal fight. Bill burr is completely correct, if a guy with a chainsaw or a gun unexpectedly enters your room, your first reaction would be shock, then seeing the weapon gives more shock, and by the time brain starts processing it and the adrenaline starts pumping in for a fight or flight, the killer attacks and it's game over in a single blow. A well written and a well thought joke, bill is the G.O.A.T.*

@TheJazzJackRabbit Жыл бұрын

“Should Tom Brady’s wife be the next quarterback of the Rams?” Possibly Bill’s most underrated joke

@58O08 6 жыл бұрын

anti PC jokes. Have to give this man credit for never caving in to the public pressure.

@Monochromicornicopia 6 жыл бұрын

Factually incorrect jokes aren't genius or worthy of praise at all

@bobbiusshadow6985 6 жыл бұрын

.. and according to some liberals, he's a right winger. I guess that's how someone is perceived when s/he jabs both "sides".

@fiction0711 6 жыл бұрын

What's factually incorrect there though?

@Monochromicornicopia 6 жыл бұрын

@fiction0711 All of it

@rubenruiz8409 6 жыл бұрын

I think it's less about the public pressure and more about the jokes not being that funny.

@joewakeford 6 жыл бұрын

"It's kinda early to be trimming the hedges?" 😂

@dantaylor7344 5 жыл бұрын

Gold pure solid gold!

@wrestlemania7ven 5 жыл бұрын

Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder! Bill just keeps dropping gems.

@starman_217 5 жыл бұрын

Read this as he said it, made it even better

@michaelaldersley6503 2 жыл бұрын

Muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh

@rollingthunder5944 3 жыл бұрын

I love how uncomfortable the audience is❤😂🤣

@lisafranklin9089 2 жыл бұрын

Wow. I literally haven't laughed this hard in months. Good stuff right here.

@dani.phantm 5 жыл бұрын

I love Bill's comedy because he doesn't even require the audience to laugh, he just says his shit anyway.

@thegiliclub 2 жыл бұрын

I mean what else is he going to do leave?

@Cluez31 5 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest sets , crowd is scared to laugh...

@JohnDoe-gn4xj 5 жыл бұрын

Because theyre sitting next to their gf's wives etc lol

@mattmeade983 4 жыл бұрын

Just for laughs crowds are all crap...

@lovelyrat33 4 жыл бұрын

American politics jokes in canada. Nobody cares

@billykhoabillykhoa7844 4 жыл бұрын

Personally i think this was not his best delivery of this specific bit though.

@Labneh9102 4 жыл бұрын

idk man, the takes on the first ladies was true that they're unqualified, but the whole thing about telling them to shut up is a bad take.

@boe9917 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s a little early to be.. cuttin the hedges” 😂😂😂😂

@Pango5697 Жыл бұрын

Burr the Legend. No holds barred. Respect!😂

@theov5212 5 жыл бұрын

Bill is the best comedian alive today. No hesitation. Never holds back. Says what is needed to be said. And he's always spot on.

@T25de 4 жыл бұрын

Norm Macdonald for my dollar

@skatkat5029 4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle

@T25de 4 жыл бұрын

Who is Dave Chappell?

@benosaro9331 4 жыл бұрын

@@skatkat5029 exactly what I thought😂

@al-jo 4 жыл бұрын

He is the mirror of society we all need

@cindymananzalamartinez6679 4 жыл бұрын

Bill has the anger of a 70-year-old Red Foreman.

@theredninja2817 4 жыл бұрын

@Josip yesssss

@LVOskarliNE 4 жыл бұрын

@_ NEGAN _ actually 2 stolen comments combined. WOW

@Sitharos 4 жыл бұрын

“My foot in your ass!” 🤣

@BAB2K11 4 жыл бұрын

🗣️ Dumbass!

@canaisyoung3601 4 жыл бұрын

And looks like him too.

@docfinnmantynen6009 2 жыл бұрын

Seen this atleast 30-40 times and it always makes me laugh.

@broaction8887 Жыл бұрын

Your gonna nod "Your gonna Nod that Head" lol 🤣

@bluchocolate123 4 жыл бұрын

"Slit the right throats" Didn't know bill was so revolutionary.

@BobBob-we3wr 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't mean that as right\left

@MonteyCarlo92081 3 жыл бұрын

I've been a podcast fan of his for a long time, the dude is intense but at the same time smart in a twisted REAL life kind of way

@DANTHETUBEMAN 3 жыл бұрын

Or truthfull

@ghr501able 3 жыл бұрын

@@MonteyCarlo92081 can you share which ones if you remember any by memory

@blop-a-blop9419 2 жыл бұрын

@@BobBob-we3wr ... so you're saying that murdering capitalists (bankers) isn't some radical left schtick ? Maybe he's right wing on other issues, or neutral, but not on that.

@leon6kennedy 5 жыл бұрын

That was a smooth transition from first ladies to hotels : )

@TCt83067695 5 жыл бұрын

Lol ikr?

@GuiiBrazil 5 жыл бұрын

I thought for a moment he was comparing the crowd to a hotel silence, or something... lol

@jameshightower8875 5 жыл бұрын

Is that sarcastic? Was awkward to me

@GuiiBrazil 5 жыл бұрын

@@jameshightower8875 it was. Bill saw that the crowd is boring AF and dead inside.

@aaccount9153 5 жыл бұрын

JGui Bingo🎯

@tonyd7471 Жыл бұрын

love scrollin thru bill burr sets on youtube! He knows he bombed with this crowd, but he still is great to watch and even his bombs are best than most!!

@lonniepee9804 Жыл бұрын

I could never go to a live Bill Burr performance. It would hurt too much. He's the FUNNIEST sommich. Just love 'im.

@vascodegama5829 6 жыл бұрын

I see Bill Burr I click

@jamesbockenstette4332 6 жыл бұрын

Great content.

@lauriedaugherty4765 6 жыл бұрын

vasco de gama i

@constanciotumbra4455 6 жыл бұрын

Vasco DA Gama not DE.. Go PORTUGAL!!!

@dislajk 6 жыл бұрын

If he show his dick, would you still click ?

@constanciotumbra4455 6 жыл бұрын

vasco de gama calm down bro.. how´s portugal ?

@Jackaroo. 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr saying the realest shit I've heard in a long time.

@Ladovinka513 5 жыл бұрын

What have you been listening up until now m8?

@urieljimenez8115 4 жыл бұрын

Listen to george carlin

@thisisme5487 4 жыл бұрын

The amount of times I had to pause this video to take enough time to fully appreciate the humor that has been laid upon me

@crimsonknight5575 Жыл бұрын

brutally honest and funny while at it; a true legend.

@SC-ox9lm 4 жыл бұрын

“You’re gonna nod that head” 😂😂😂😂

@metri0n 3 жыл бұрын

I seriously just lost it just now seeing that LOL

@ohheydarciemae1121 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he starts by shitting on the crowd hahahaha God, I love him

@mattathiasmacabees6416 4 жыл бұрын

Women are horrified and he don't care at all- i love it !!!

@platinumpatience5307 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm staying in a hotel everybody."

@justinwatson6932 3 жыл бұрын

"can understand you" I couldn't stop laughing for some reason, what a comedy legend!

@yotday 6 жыл бұрын

The seriousness in his voice when asking if you think a woman being president is going to affect anything is great lol. It's makes it seem like he's really asking that question to gauge the intelligence level of the crowd.

@elijahbone6401 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly why he switched topics

@dupadupadoo69 5 жыл бұрын

@@elijahbone6401 he's also in Canada and odds are most ppl there don't care about American politics

@montablanc1 4 жыл бұрын

@ 4:40 "Not just random throats! The right throats!" I found Bill's campaign slogan

@starkiller731 2 жыл бұрын

Ceiling carpet ceiling carpet. Lmao probably one of my favorite jokes of all time.

@jago7349 3 жыл бұрын

Bill went full psycho mode on this one. Loved it😂

@vinnys1108 6 жыл бұрын

Great set. Awful crowd.

@bigdickmcgee3293 5 жыл бұрын

MGTOW Radio absolutely. They pay to see him knowing what content they’re going to hear. But for you, somehow, they are all pussified pc snowflakes. If they had a problem with the jokes they wouldn’t have fucking been there.

@vexillethepretzel9086 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah these days crowds are little cupcake people. Jokes these days have to be 30% humor and 70% intelligent. People don't have a sense of humor no more. Why cause it's the cute thing to do. Everyone is too busy trying to impress eachother they forgot how to laugh. This world is becoming very miserable and mundane. And for some reason it's considered cute. I mean hell, this is why i don't fuck with people. I stay to myself and get silly alone. Fuck people. I'll have a good time by myself. And all these intellectual norms always ask me why you always talk to yourself and suddenly laugh out of nowhere? Well i talk to myself because all you people are miserable shits. And did it ever occur to you that i just might be thinking of something funny? Got damn these fucking people! Feel better now. Just got out a little steam there. Rant complete...

@Melethrion 5 жыл бұрын

i will never really get why you americans think that the lone circumstance of not being laughing at literally _everything_ is actually a bad thing. why should i laugh at nonsense? to perpetuate false presumptions? that's the straight pathway to sheer ignorance. but well... on the other hand, that explains much... :P

@ty63t0 5 жыл бұрын

@@Melethrion Do you realize you just commented that you shouldn't laugh under a stand up comedy video? And your statement "you americans" is so painfully presumptuous, yet you claim you don't wanna seem like that kinda person... Just goes to show that "you europeans" aren't half as clever as you think you are

@hernanhironymus 5 жыл бұрын

@@vexillethepretzel9086 Literally me too dude

@jayymiller4193 4 жыл бұрын

Bill burr just explained to me the difference between hotels and motels.

@scottschink4826 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@batwom4304 4 жыл бұрын

The emotions involved are dead on too.

@genevieverenaud2537 3 жыл бұрын

Yep. I'm glad to know i'm not the only one thinking about axe murderers and serial killers in the most unconventional of places lol

@jmab721 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, americans.

@jodihargreaves3784 2 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Boyce bit more of a difference than that 😊

@kennymos9007 2 жыл бұрын

"I was just lacing it in there" gets me every time.

@itellyouforfree7238 Жыл бұрын

0:30 LOL he demolished that hustler! XD

@MrTubtubsz 5 жыл бұрын

I love finding random bits from Bill i've never heard before

@SuburbanTrash 5 жыл бұрын

Same the motel bits murdered me

@miltonmills6184 5 жыл бұрын

When he grabbed the mic stand and rocked the mic holder up and down sayin thats how bush kept his wife in line. priceless.

@Rickard53 4 жыл бұрын

That part KILLED me 😂😂

@friendlystonepeople 2 жыл бұрын

haha, what a legend! The start was hilarious!

@dasstigma Жыл бұрын

I just love this guy.

@ramesnashat1 6 жыл бұрын

OMG he's way above and beyond everybody else

@719Flowers 6 жыл бұрын

Ramez Nashat calm down there buddy. There's other comedians that could go toe to toe with burr. Don't get me wrong he's one of the best and will go down a legend in the comedy world but there's other guys that are just as good

@KletoReese 6 жыл бұрын

Ramez Nashat you are right! They are all sheep still asleep

@Flantomas 6 жыл бұрын

hahahaha, no way, he will be remembered by other comedians, as "that very talented B-class comic, who couldnt make it big". Louie was leaps and bounds more antiPC than him, and made it big, so did Chappelle, Murphy... hell, even Gervais, and he is reasonably new to the stand up scene. Bill is good, just not top tier good.

@youssefrochdi1994 5 жыл бұрын

@@Flantomas why the fuck are you trolling comments and trashing him like that?

@georgekurioreilly4857 5 жыл бұрын

@@Flantomas it's not always about making it big, though burr is definitely big

@robf4639 6 жыл бұрын

horrible crowd

@Hawkeye19821 6 жыл бұрын

Rob Fiore It's the same for all of the just for laughs crowds. Canada is a horrible place for crowds

@dnd6379 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe those crowds are a horrible place for canada.

@BRBallin1 6 жыл бұрын

This bit was kinda bad. Logical fallacies and false equivalencies. Usually, love Bill Burr though, but this was weak.

@MrBordal 6 жыл бұрын

Hawkeye 1982 Well, Bill spent a lot of time ranting on US Presidents, wich Canadians doesn't care about. General topics like hotels and ghosts are a bit more relateble.

@Bass_Sick 6 жыл бұрын

Even B-Man no its not that, it's the whole pc thing, the liked it when he said ' Hillary is going to be president ' but they didn't like the killing jokes and the women should keep quiet jokes, it has nothing to do with talking about American president and more the fact that the country is more left leaning

@superjelo 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 i love this guy, my hero

@oggamer2244 3 жыл бұрын

That heckler put down at the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joseespinoza93 5 жыл бұрын

Bills face when he talks about slitting throats and taking people out with a rifle... respect

@edgdeal76 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes

@CrippleTron_ 4 жыл бұрын

It was way to real for everyone

@WOLFGANG634 4 жыл бұрын

It’s the fucking truth though 😂😂👌

@23319461 4 жыл бұрын

bill you really don't give a shit for all those pfuckingc retards yeah up a tree ,the crowd was shitting themselves with fear

@itookallthenames 2 жыл бұрын

@@23319461 he’s talking about bankers, not some kid with pink hair and a can of paint

@seanbaugh3239 6 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest comedians out there. He's got free speech and he ain't afraid to use it. *"NUFF SAID"*

@shortstopanimations6143 5 жыл бұрын

Sean Baugh we all have free speech down here I think he United States of America. You commie basterd

@mikewilson3413 2 жыл бұрын

When he nods the microphone stand... amazing

@cry2love 2 жыл бұрын

Beginning is so good I wasn't ready for it

@startervisions 6 жыл бұрын

George Carlin would dig this.

@bOmBAsTiK 6 жыл бұрын

No he wouldn't. I love BB but it's been diminishing returns ever since he took on this ultra-contrarian, paranoid conspiracy theorist bent to his act. It used to just be an aspect of what he did, now it's his M.O. Carlin seemed genuinely anti-establishment. Billy just seems to be trying to stave off boredom, imo...

@jjryan1352 6 жыл бұрын

Yes he would. Pretty much everyone knows his "the game is rigged my friends."

@bOmBAsTiK 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, yeah yeah I know it too. How does that bit relate to this anti-PC rant though? Bill Burr is an all-time great, but he took a risk here and it didn't work. No biggie. And blaming the crowd like some of these other posters are is weak. On the Night of Too Many Stars you heard groans from that crowd, but Bill's jokes (and the set) for that were classic. This, not so much...

@jjryan1352 6 жыл бұрын

MiSTaH bOmBAsTiK .... It doesn't have to relate to think George Carlin would like it. Carlin's earlier stuff certainly doesn't classify as "anti-establishment" and neither do his later shows if you watch a whole show. Enough to be a little contrarian to think Carlin would get a kick out of it.

@rahmiaksu 5 жыл бұрын

Carlin didn't get his real voice until way into his career, if you cared to watch his earlier material. It takes time to get to a place where you no longer aim to please but just do what you want to do. Maybe Bill Burr got there and you don't like what he likes

@LordsofMedia 5 жыл бұрын

Sucks when I'm listening to a comedian's podcast and his wife, Who ISN'T A COMEDIAN, comes over to chime in.

@eYeTrIcK77 5 жыл бұрын

THISSSSSSSS~! LOL, so true.

@ghost245353 5 жыл бұрын

I see what you did ;)

@camcommerford2420 5 жыл бұрын

I fine with Nia but fucking hilarious

@MiguelDLewis 5 жыл бұрын

She’s still hot tho ;)

@Purple_911 5 жыл бұрын

I cant stand her

@Nostalgia_Addict 2 жыл бұрын

That transition though 😂 "I am staying in a hotel, everybody"

@lauriefannie9599 Жыл бұрын

So true on the first ladies! you nailed it!!

@hugonongbri8100 6 жыл бұрын

Bill should've done a "Philly " on them :D

@DigBickOfaGod 5 жыл бұрын

Real fans would get this

@OlviMasta77 5 жыл бұрын

homerun chippah!

@martinet1985 5 жыл бұрын

what does that even mean?

@washingtonomari7213 5 жыл бұрын

@@martinet1985 search for bill burr Philly rant

@user-yd1gf2jj8m 5 жыл бұрын

another 7 min of freestyle

@simonetanzi5103 6 жыл бұрын

old billy mustard balls cracking me up at the first joke

@milesy023 3 жыл бұрын

Absolute legend 😂

@Blessedchanel 3 жыл бұрын

Almost went into labor from laughing at my doctor appointment 🤣🤣🤣 ceiling floor ceiling floor lmaooo

@richbrazee5054 5 жыл бұрын

Bill is the greatest. He is so intelligent and logical that his brutal honesty goes way over some people's heads. It's almost like he's telling people the solution, hiding it in jokes, and hoping someone makes a move

@kezzrk1869 4 жыл бұрын

How does Just for Laughs exist. Their audiences clearly don’t enjoy comedy.

@tockicohi7703 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the sound guy is on point. Is keeping the crowd noise suppressed , Bc I hear them laughing. Its just thst Billy is louder - And I appreciate it. Not to deny, there are times when they are scared to laugh - You have a point as well.

@WarOnHorror 4 жыл бұрын

too many gov't employees in the audience, cant risk being seen laughing at billys jokes

@svsproductions1 4 жыл бұрын

I heard them laughing at every joke other than when he said to jump the fence and slit rich peoples throats. The way he delivered it wasnt quite right. But other than that theyre all laughing their asses off. Maybe your audio isnt working right

@n3v3rg01ngback 4 жыл бұрын

Kezzrk To be fair, they don’t have microphones.

@somanytakennames 4 жыл бұрын

Or they just weren't a fan of this particular kind of comedy? I like Bill Burr but this idea that people who don't laugh at this type of humour should be criticised is starting to get boring.

@maximusaugustus6823 3 жыл бұрын

George Carlin left now we have Bill Burr.

@Frankiarmz 3 жыл бұрын

Great routine, no backing down, speaking the truth and not giving a crap ! Fantastic!!!

@nmarrs8539 5 жыл бұрын

Not just random throats! The right throats! I’m staying at a hotel everybody.

@wingman-1977 4 жыл бұрын

His revving up the chainsaw noise killed me.

@James-do4oh Жыл бұрын

I want Bill Burr's ghost noises to be my ringtone.

@Landon_Lucas 3 жыл бұрын

I never seen this skit before effin hilarious 😄😄😄

@xMoeMoeAsphyxiatedx 4 жыл бұрын

He looks so much like Red Forman from That 70's Show. I was waiting for him to make a foot in an ass joke. One of my favs for sure

@imanuelcunt8676 4 жыл бұрын

My dad is like that. You hate him growning up but once you do you love the guy haha

@DirtyMikeACTUAL13 4 жыл бұрын

Funniest line: “she’s still gonna win”

@Romans219 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite for countless reasons

@8484terry 4 жыл бұрын

fuck I laughed so hard at this, especially the motel bit, love how intense he is with everything

@johnsreactions6658 6 жыл бұрын

Seems like when he’s bald that’s when his stand up is the angriest

@MOGGS1942 4 жыл бұрын

" kind of early to be trimming hedges " . This guy is killing me.

@genevieverenaud2537 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said that, it was so funny lol

@julianwilcox329 2 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is underrated! Respect man 👍🏻

@krazyeyedone47 2 жыл бұрын

Those ghost noises really put me on a laughing meltdown 🤣🤣

@loganmurray5643 5 жыл бұрын

I love this clip in 2019. "It doesn't matter, she's still gonna win."

@turdferg9703 5 жыл бұрын

Haha glad that didn't happen

@jhand294 5 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020

@Ellis_Dee25 5 жыл бұрын

Chad Clough Trump declined the salary.

@fernie51296 4 жыл бұрын

Still not much of a difference either way. But conservatives are convinced this guy is the one! And the next democratic president all the liberals will be convinced. And we will just continue this horrible cycle of nothing meaningful actually changing.

@fernie51296 4 жыл бұрын

Justin Centers what has Trump accomplished? And don’t say the economy because we have been in an expansion for the past decade. Job growth is mostly in part time and contracting which it has been since Obama. Swing states are still suffering from lost of manufacturing jobs, racial divide is worse than ever, income inequality has increased non-stop, people are still dying due to inadequate healthcare, our prisons are over crowded, gun violence is non stop, Nazis actually think they have a place in this world, we have done nothing about climate change, and the trade wars have proven completely ineffective. I’m not saying he is the worst president ever, but he has accomplished nothing. He did give a massive tax cut to the rich. Although many presidents have accomplished that, Democrat and Republican.

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 6 жыл бұрын

lol, Bill...not even ghosts are safe from his wrath.

@ethanahoia8619 6 жыл бұрын

Louis Walker Funny, he’s not even conservative. I don’t even think he labels himself as anything. You’re just pissed cause he’s telling jokes sprinkled with some truth.

@shooglechic 5 жыл бұрын

I would LOVE to see a skit where he intimidates spirits and demons into exorcising themselves.

@southpaw117 4 жыл бұрын

He didn't even start his actual act yet and I'm already in tears!

@devencolon1626 3 жыл бұрын

i absolutely love you a voice of logic so rare !!!!

@bermudaguy1 6 жыл бұрын

Tough crowd.

@sirjester2008 6 жыл бұрын

bermudaguy1 honestly with bill though (make note he is very funny and one of my favorite comedians) he can go a little to hard for the crowd. I think his best version of this joke is when he “extends an olive branch” and says that the first first husband should also shut the fuck up. Sometimes it’s all about giving the crowd what they want.

@TruthAndReconciliation 6 жыл бұрын

SirJester200 i don't even think that's sacrificing very much, it's pretty integral to the joke that he's not discriminating

@sirjester2008 6 жыл бұрын

Melt it’s not at all clear that he isn’t. When talking to the crowd you have to be as clear as possible or it may come off as something else. When it’s not clear the crowd WILL tense up and get uncomfortable.

@TruthAndReconciliation 6 жыл бұрын

SirJester200 no I was agreeing with you. Burr doesn't sacrifice much of the punch line (rather adds to it) when he extends said olive branch and shows it goes both ways. I'm not easily offendable but I've heard the joke before and it was a bit rough here

@sirjester2008 6 жыл бұрын

Melt oh my bad I thought u meant this version not the one I meantioned. Friendly fire I guess. But yea it really isn’t much and I don’t know why he left it out of this one.