I think that's my favorite clip. Classic Bill Burr

@mdizzle lol what

@mdizzle Are you ok?

TRUMP 2020

@@DutchDouchebag I get your point but your whole profile name is just shitting on donald trump so you're no different to that 'mdizzle' guy.

some dude this is such an accurate observation.

I always enjoy Bill Burr, but I hate the way the insecure talk show hosts always need to sit a foot higher than their guests, who have to literally look up to them. lol

@@faustus5481 Bill Burr is 5' 10", and Conan is 6' 4",..........soooo

@@ronniebillhicks - Soooo.....did you watch the whole vid? You may as well face it, only cretins like you can watch half a dozen talk show hosts sitting a foot higher than their guests and not have a fucking clue.

@@ronniebillhicks He's right. Where do you think Andy Kaufman got the idea for the skit in the following link? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e9SWZt2q38-vgYE.html

111 111 seth meyers as well but only because his hearts in the right place

111 111 Kimmel’s good too, he gets a gigantic kick out of Bill, he just laughs uncontrollably.

Jason Eaton - Kimmel laughs uncontrollably at just about anything remotely funny.

@@TigerBears11 there's a subtle difference

No one has ever said a truer sentence.

Those clauses should be separated by a period or semicolon, not a comma.

@@murderc27 grammar nazi

@@murderc27 if it has but before it is then it would be correct

I probably get what he tried to say with that. But I don't get how that can be true. How hard can it be to just straight up insult everybody. People get offended. Shouldn't be too hard to make a lot of enemies very fast. Especially on the net.

While I like Burr this argument you brought up is something I often hear about Trump from his supporters.

happzy Fuck it. Burr would make a better president anyway.

" He may not know everything ", well but he is WAY smarter than he wants you to think he is. That's the genius.

Rishi Parashar And Trump thinks he’s smarter when in actuality he’s just a dipshit.

@@nativeamerican3189 I am not an American. Plus I have no inclination towards politics, so I have no clue as to how Trump is. But thanks for you input.

Tickle Fingers I’ll be your first comment

I am honestly proud to say I have no idea which one is Conan.

@@kimghanson conan is the feminine,red head, irish talk show host who is 6"4 and The Greatest talk show host of all time

@@meznivfinish6739 Nope, Johnny Carson was the best. No one else comes close. I've seen the rest but they are so bad I never even try to remember their names.

@@kimghanson c'mon Conan is the last best late night show host look him up.

Yes. You CAN say these things out loud.

​@@kathymyers7279 You can but you'll get slapped nowadays...

I always say those things out loud.

@@negativeindustrial And that's why we're in the nut house. Ha ha.

Speak for yourself

So anyway I started blasting

Why do all kids type like that

Matthew Lynch it’s just a meme template, something anyone below the age of 25 will know about

@@oelaty9116 yeah I know but it's not funny. Why do you like these things? It's cheap humor. Same thing with the loud = funny "meme templates" They're not funny. It's cheap and lazy comedy made for people with moth brains. Aren't you guys supposed to be smarter than us? Can't you come up with something better?

Matthew Lynch it’s not that deep mate lol, 68 people on my comment alone would disagree with you and it’s not even that you’re wrong or right it’s just subjectivity, that’s how humans work

I didn't expect to see you in this comment section

SilokHawk same

@@mscprod240 why?

I mean I remember being ten watching the Trump-Clinton debates.

​@@shaanalam3872 What were your hard opinions as a 10 year old on export tariffs during the debate? Do you think we should have continued the status quo or tired for financially better deals? And now that you've got those 3 years of experience and hindsight would you change how you thought back then, knowing what you know now. That or you were 10 and didn't really have a grasp of the significance of what was being discussed, and just side with whatever your parents party was.

@star spangled Great line!

I disagree. Sir Billium is the Best. No matter what.

That's how jokes work

Conan O'Brien is one of the most naturally irritating, unfunny, phony people on the planet. He's in love with the sound of his own voice and constantly interrupts his guests, breaking in to their train of thought. Awful!

Yeah he's the best and that podcast is great.

@@tradewins who else read that in Trump's voice? If you're going to mimic someone's writing style, pick someone better at writing.

He’s definitely a legend of comedy, his timing and wit are insane. His restraint is definitely what makes him one of the greats

@@tradewins Yeah whatever man, his name has 10x the weight of yours any day of the week, and that's not cuz he's rich, it because people actually like him unlike you, I can only imagine with that negative ass mindset your a bore and chore to be around.

Or "queer" gun he was gonna say, like in "I am sorry you feel that way".

@@marksilva311 Haha awesome Mark :D

Good catch

Thought he was gonna say little dick. He says that in the special

Looked like his mouth was going to form an f or d word tbh

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@@Fari7aMo Guaranteed someone is going to do it now. LOL Someone gotta screw it up for everyone.

@@facepalmdaily4404 i hope not tho 🤞

I wish it worked like Reddit, where down voting/thumbs down subtracts the amount of likes. That way we could keep 666 or 420.

Yes, I could see snarfing my drink out of my nose at his punchlines. There are hardly punch lines… They’re just his conversation.

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sipioc Bill burr resembles Ron Howard so technically he was in there lol

Amazing how well some R rated clips do.

It's so annoying when civilians get offended FOR service members. It's like shhhhhhh

I've been in 15yrs and he is spot on! We make sacrifices, but not all of us are hero's. FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

Aren't shooters in the Navy either pilots or backseaters in planes themselves though?

djnc jndmk But shooters have a very important and dangerous job. But the point is valid. However, everyone from the linen service to cooks, to ships captain plays an important role. And none can do their job without the others.

@@bigbore4498 dude you are 100% right. Also I was one of those guys. My rate was AD. I didn't just point the plane to the battlefield. I also fixed that planes engine. It was a tough job that I loved doing. While I understand a joke is a joke, I also realize most people don't understand military service. If more people really knew what was going on inside the military vets would be rock stars.

Like in that other interview where Bill mentions that Hillary Clinton goes to those Eyes Wide Shut-style Bilderberg meetings under a mountain and Conan goes like "What do you mean under a mountain?" Yeah, that's the important part... ffs.

Selectively intelligent

@@Pantano63 But... What was the under a mountain stuff about?

@@variator7466 Apparently in the Bilderberg Group meetings they do a gathering by the mountains in Switzerland.

What a funny thing to say....sure ain't no comeback for Bill after that...Conan the destroyer strikes again

Katarína Jargašová kimmels great too

Jason Eaton Kimmel is a unfunny sjw drone. Can’t stand that guy.

Skarf no he’s pretty cool. Way less sjw than Conan or Colbert....

I think because Conan understands him better than anyone else because he's Irish

I’ve seen so many clips of them together now and the chemistry is palpable. Most times it’s the host who’s supposed to be the “comedian” between them and the guest, so when the roles are reversed and they have a funnier comedian on than them the dynamic is very different. Most guys like Kimmel and Fallon still try and carry the comedy/through lines which doesn’t work while Conan just kinda lets Bill spout his insane funny shit and just riffs off that. So good

I hate the fact that Conan's laughs are so phony.

@@tradewins Conan can share a genuine laugh, Fallon just wants his to be heard.

@@mike5978 It's true that nobody can outdo Fallon when it comes to phony, unctuous laughing. But Conan had his share of phony laughing too.

Rarely does Conan have a phony laugh. Fallon is constant and it’s annoying and that’s why I have never watched his show. He’s a terrible interviewer as well.

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍…great point. I love Fallon but he’s contrived.

End the Fed 👍

Think "wells Fargo". However, they aren't weren't run by "morons", they're run by gangsters.

Here's the thing, saying morons is giving them an out. They are fairly intelligent but more importantly, they are pathological, psychopaths. They could give Two Shits about you. They enjoy your torment. Think that times ten.

still better than keeping it under your mattress. if the banks fail your money is worthless regardless

i immediately thought of small hats but i guess a fictional character is also funny

Him and louis ck have me laughing beginning to end every single time

He just didn’t want to say only the fastest in his family get to come with

It'll fit him and his daughter. Lol

myndlink this comment didn’t age well

myndlink holy predictions

Miss reign Kobe

I can bring you back to life if it pleases you.

You look beautiful

Bill… Chappais!

he has interesting activities on his show, i guess

Got good writers

Right ! he’s not even funny all he got is the lil activities he does.

As long as Kimmel has a show, Fallon deserve one.

@@adeebiqbal3992 Kimmel is leagues better

Its between him and Dave Chappelle..I think no one can top them

There are three living legend KINGS in stand up comedy....Three Dave Chapelle Bill Burr Louis CK (yea yea I know)

I think Norm McDonald is very funny as well

Burr is the GOAT and has been for a while. Hes been at the top of his geme for 10 yrs now, and he doesn't run out of funny shit, cause he's real when he tells his joke, and he's so relatable, he is not trying to be funny, he just IS funny. He makes any interview become hilarious. He's a lunatic, and he's the first one to point it out. He just comes up with funny shit. Jim jefferies is also cool and wasn't mentioned.

Gabe Gomez no shame in loving Louis, he did nothing wrong he asked for consent. He’s the funniest man of all time, Burr is right behind.

B. B. Funniest guy ever!!!!

Jack Medlock they are both in career best form. Both are the kings in my opinion. Dave is the 🐐 of modern comedy, but Bill is a legend in his own right. Paper Tiger has me in tears 😂😂😂

Okay

Yeah but watch after 3 months of isolation you will see yourself smearing fecal matter all over your face and doing strange chants. Trust me ive seen it happen. -Pawel G

can i be in ur skin

@Sayed Hasan humans are social animals being isolated fucks with the brain allot

The Stuport Yeah until sun up and he burns alive! He's a bald redhead, he would burn to a crisp on a desert island. But he does seem comfortable with himself though. I got what you meant.

AJ R not bad at all try listening To his pod cast it’s great

AJ R He’s just genuine and doesn’t care if he offends some losers. A lot of people can relate to someone who’s actually real

No.

AJ R Gemini ?

Jason Eaton Cancer

I think he kinda still did. But I can never tell. 🙄

@@Omegatonboom the only way you can't laugh at Bill's jokes is if you're dead.

@@Omegatonboom even jimmy himself cant tell anymore, i think he forgot how to laugh genuinely at this point

Don´t know if you were being ironic but it kinda felt like he did. Just as he always does. Somebody should tell him to wind it down a bunch!;)

He does still. He’ll laugh at a moderate setup as hard as the punchline.

Ho ho I’ve watched his stand up shows numerous times.

I love how the morons that voted for Trump are now on welfare.

The ones who didn’t vote for him are the ones on welfare

Salvatore Cusumano sorry if your family got deported. Obama deported more of you people though, just sayin’.

@@1011skarn I'm still YOUR FUCKIN PRESIDENT.

Salvatore Cusumano lol, Salvatore, Juan, Jose, no difference. Beans that will be farted out in the next revolution.

Jayden Johner just has a lot of holes that need fixing 🤣

Also in post apocalyptic situations your value would be high. No one wants to be the guy that kills the chopper pilot

Also a lot funnier.

It is only a teacup yorkie. Who cares? Like Mike Royko said, the only thing small dogs are good for is feeding large dogs.

I woulda stood my ground or stood your ground for you on that one. Discipline is a requirement of military for a reason. Society may not be as instant as far as life and death, but let the little things go long enough in society, it becomes just as bad as a war torn nation. Look at America right now. So many fucked up lives and destroyed kids. You have no choice but to play this evil game or you are consumed by it. Discipline the fuckers. Call the cops. Make a big stink out of it. Gotta crack eggs to make an omelette.

Amy, I have a seven pound Pomeranian that is the nicest old dog there is. He is twelve years old and has severe arthritis but still manages to get around. The neighbor watches her grandchildren for their mom and there is a five year old boy that raises hell. I saw him chase down and kick my dog literally for no reason and I almost went to prison myself for damn near murdering the little devil. His mom does not believe in disciplining her children and the result is a boy that will no doubt end up in jail as well. I didn't touch him but I really wanted to. I'm a pretty big guy at 6' 3" ~210 and I think the boy might think twice before abusing helpless animals again. I asked if he'd like me to kick *him* in the ribs to get a taste for how it feels. By the time Grandma made it out he had already apologized to the dog and she got belligerent with me, she defended the boy with "kids will be kids" and has glared at me in passing ever since. In times past this type of shit didn't happen, what a sick damn world we have created.

I agree. You either discipline them now or the cops do it later

Wow...

Dustin what ARE YA GAY?

He married a Black woman and she taught him the secrets of aging and lotion

Yes the look of complete joy on his face after the birth of his daughter was heart warming

It's absolutely on point. And half the people bragging about having it done are the same ones that were screaming about the government wanting to "chip" everyone a few years back.

The way he said "orange."

Lol I thought that was him, but I was like "Nahh. There's no way"😂

Straight from space Boston

Andrew Ford bald & red yes

He wasn’t a Storm Trooper wiseass!!!!!

i could tell it was him by the way the character walked.

kinda depends on the neighbors…..

What a great movie. I quote it all the time and my friends never get it

He was humble about it.

@@Mike-1965 that and the rock literally just acts how he's always acted

Spot on, the least amount of work to pretend to be someone else JAJAJA ,The Rock's career basically...

That was funny af! Nowadays the other snowflake shoppers would snitch on her and she would be arrested for attempted murder, wtf 😑

@@RogueReplicant Yeah, times have changed a lot. My mom never hesitated to discipline us in public back then, and most other mothers were the same. And thinking about it now, none of us kids ever ended up in jail or really got into any serious trouble. We grew up listening to mom and truth be told, be were more scared of her than the police.

@@RogueReplicant and he was so on point about dads. When I was 10, my sister was 9 and my brother was 6. I guess my mom got tired of hitting us with her shoe, so she changed up her plan. One day she decided to just let us act up without any conflict. But when we got in the car to go home she was silent until we were about half way home. Then she said, just wait till your father gets home, I'm going to tell him everything you 3 did and he will be fuming mad. I didn't realize until years later that dad simply wanted to get home from work, take his 2 vallium, eat potato chips and drink a couple beers. But we were scared to death. So dad gets home and tries to get into his routine, but mom is telling him how terrible we were and that he had to do something about it. So he gets up and yells, you kids, get in the backroom and once I cool off, I am going to let you hear the rules.....so we all go back there. We wait, wait, wait. Finally he comes in and sits us all down and says, look guys, don't give me any trouble with your mom. I love you all and I wasn't there. So let's just chat for a couple minutes and then I want you to go out one at a time in about 2 minute intervals bellowing like you just got your butt tore up..okay???

@@mds4733 I hear ya, my parents used to smack us real good, too, especially if we fought among ourselves (3 siblings). We grew up in the 70's in the San Fernando Valley CA, practically feral kids running wild, lol. I'm lucky to have survived into adulthood, I'm not sure how, tho 😅

Or taking a sip under the desk.

@@meadster308 or smelling his own farts

@@aidancalfee2634 really ties it all together

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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