Omgoodness, Neither of you know it, but you both "killed" to a crowd of 25, in Joliet, IL last week at Marycrest Village Apartments' Community Room. I work with 56 older adults, all of whom deserve more joy in their lives. After not seeing them smile, hearing them laugh in so long, I lured them down to the, "big room", paired my phone to the tv,, and played this podcast. We all laughed so hard, a box of tissue had to be passed around to wipe away HAPPY tears. Omg, the majority drive electric wheelchairs and later ratted eachother out about wreckless driving. Again, thank you both.

Nia is giving away that bill is genuinely happy and laughing. It sets her off.

Bill ran up like, "Ohhhh big tears... big tears...."

Imagine crashing and getting a concussion, then looking up and seeing Bill Burr asking if you’re ok 😂

I see this whole thing in my head lmao 🤣. Bill paints such a great picture!!! I laugh sooo hard everytime I hear these 2 stories!!!

Omfg😂 insanely hillarious, this one got me howling! Bill always nails the sound effects😂

I have tears streaming down my face and can't breathe I'm howling so hard! LMFAO

The skateboard story had me in tears 🤣

Yooo, I had to hear the skateboard story 3 times🤣🤣 Nia’s laugh and Bill’s story-painting skills are untouchable lmfao

Bill and Nia deserve a sitcom ❤

That downhill from the observatory is no joke! Even the part by the Greek Theatre where it's not as steep is still scary! What was dude thinking? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jesus, the skateboarder bit just wrecked me! It was painful laughing as well as I’m currently lay with a broken collar bone from a BMX accident!

Nias laugh is hilarious

I love these two stories. I saved the audio on my phone a long time ago. Cracks me up every time.

Bill's sound effects are pretty epic 😆

2:03 this feels like a scene from F is for Family

Bill's got the right attitude, he coulda been a skater. My first impulse when I slam really bad is usually to laugh before the pain kicks in and even still.

Haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Great story, BB.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🙃🤣 i felt that final gravel slide➰➿➰➿

My freaking face hurts from laughing so hard on that skateboard story loll, that was crazy

thx that s make my day

Two things... 1. Bill, you are the greatest story teller ever! 2. Nia, your laughter is amazing and contagious. What a great video!

… and the skateboard kept going!… 😂😂😂😂

You kill me Bill I love you guys 💕💕

Oh My F!! You Know this dude is funny when coca cola is coming out your nose from laughing so hard!! Holy crap...I am still laughing as I fill the bathtub Roflmao!! Thx Bill...Nia..your laughter was literally infectious!!🤣🤣😂😂👍✌🐕

I'm just getting over covid....and I find this!! This....this is getting the rest of that covid the HELL OUT of my body hahaha... and I used to be a skater too ! And I remember wiping out like that more than once...fkn killing me Bill !! Funniest damn stories ever ! Coughing up a storm!

Bill and nia for prez

Bill MVP !!!!!

Heeeyy, ol' captain konerko neshek krunch ova hiahhh.

I feel Bill, once everything is ok you should have a good laugh, for sure!! long ago I just cycled into the river, trying to get on a ferry, in front of some friends. The moment they made sure I was on shore and ok (luckily I can swim) I was fucked!! those friends of mine had the night of their lives!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg...so funny

My girl & I love listening to these two. They are our doppelgangers, even down to our ethnicity. A white man & a black woman together is guaranteed to be a good time. So much difference & passion

holy shit my abs hurt now lol

That's the greatest witnessing something like that I can't stop laughing either people tell me it's a problem

That dude that wiped out on his skateboard sounds like my co-worker!!!!! Dude, would bomb hills, break bones, and do it all over again!

😂😂😂😂😂

the bill and nia show

Yeah, nothing like risking life and limb, especially over mundane things. I remember one incident where there was this guy who wound up dragging down the street over the attempt at stealing.a stereo, of all places, from Kmart. Nothing says desperation like getting dragged to death over stupid s*** at Kmart! Heaven help them if they can't get it blue light special! Apparently the getaway car was already outside with engine running as this guy outright grabs a stereo off the shelf and bolts for the front door. As he gets to the car with about five guys chasing him, he manages to open the door on the front passenger side, throwing in the box. Apparently the driver decided not to wait around while this doosh is trying to fit in with the stereo. As the car suddenly takes off, this guy is left hanging on the door skiing up the driveway holding onto the door for dear life while the others are still trying to catch him!😂 Meanwhile, it doesn't phase the driver that his hombre is screaming for him to stop while the soles of his shoes are burning off! As if it couldn't get more interesting enough, not only did they keep going even after the others stopped, they jumped a curb smacking a light pole while this guys still dancing to the nutcracker suite. I don't know how he managed to hang on with that door closing on him like that. Let me tell you it wasn't a pretty sight😂 but he hung on. I managed to get to the main road where he was still holding on by one arm with them doing the speed limit at about 40 miles an hour at that point. The last thing I saw while his face was practically touching the ground was a hand reaching out the car to the back of his head at which time he rolled like a tumble weed to a stop. I came up to him and asked if he was okay. He got up like it was nothing looking he had just been out threw a paper shredder. You could see his toes sticking out the front! 😂 There may be no honor among thieves. But these guys seem to have nine lives!

i don't laugh until you make them sounds... :) then it's crazy, lol, thanks

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Man these two together are a vibe lmao

I seen a guy coming off bray head in Ireland on a fcking mountain bike from what was a sheer drop down, i happen to be half dead from hang over and heart murmer that would not allow me to clime any further, i was stuck on side of it having an awakening experience when this eejit decides to ride a bike down off the cliff and landed right beside be on the ground, our eyes meet and only words i could muster up was you fcking eegit 😂 one of the funniest falls iv ever seen aside from my ex slipping on ice and landing on his arss hard. It was beautiful!

I work a job that requires me to wear noise canceling headphones but I can’t wear earbuds underneath. Of course I have wireless earbuds under the noise canceling headphones but I’m watching this and I have to somehow contain my laughter so people don’t realize I’m breaking the no earbud rule. Feel like I’m the worst SNL cast member ever

I am no longer having a ahitty day lol.

Those gums of Nia

nias gums take the attention away from bill burrs balding red dome piece

Hey Billy boy Floyd, making fun of the old guy who hurts himself? I know Bill was about to knock out the lady on the 4th are you Okay? Lady the guy is hurt not deaf, okay? Raspberry central there Billy.

When a man or woman is losing an argument the will either walk away or tell the other person to leave

Good Luck with ur half / kidz

I don't get it, Nia can do way better than BB.

Love the comedy! HATE that you use GOD and Jesus Christ's names in vain though! I had to stop watching...

Have to Unsubscribe when the Nia clips pop up.

Are you actively trying to lose subscribers? No one cares about anything that your wife has to say bill. Nope. No offense, but it's true.