Bill going to the Brady roast just to use all his mic time trashing the Indianapolis Colts’ organization would’ve been the funniest shit ever. It’s a shame he didn’t go.

"PEYTON LOOKS LIKE A NUMBER 2 PENCIL" is one of the funnier things I've heard. Enough to waste my time to comment

Bill shitting on the Colts and roasting everybody but Tom for their lack of material and genius would of been absolutely hilarious 😂

Bill should have been an anti roaster at the roast. It could have morphed into another Philadelphia audience rant.

As a crazy comedy fan, the fact that Bill Burr was not a part of the TB roast was a glaring miss. I cannot think of a comedian better suited to be on this type of event that merges comedy and Boston sports. Bill is a true patriots fan, and one of the greatest comedians working today. Even though Bill wasn’t there in some way, I still really loved the roast and I was grateful Netflix brought the roasts back.

There isn't a version of Bill Burr in the multiverse that could be physically capable roasting Tom Brady.

I still can’t believe how badly Bert and Segura humiliated themselves at this thing.

Bill is the man… nothing but respect for his brutal honesty and zero fucks given about opinions or backfire.

Bill not being at the roast is WILD. The man was the perfect person for this ffs.

Bill can't handle anyone picking on Boston or Brady. It's the one thing they can make fun of him for and he can't handle it.

This is why I wanted Bill on the roast. To poke fun at everyone else. As much as a roast is about ripping on the man of the hour, it's also about shitting on everyone else. It would have been glorious.

"Roasts?, what the fuck is there to get? It's grade 3 arithmetic." - Norm

Tom Brady did this roast specifically so that the world could see these guys trash his ex-wife. Period.

I can’t believe the 3 Boston homers were not at the roast. Bill Simmons, Dave portnoy and bill burr.

Bill Burr isn’t telling the truth…..a Boston comic that didn’t care about the Tom Brady Roast….Brady is his hero in the sports field….all the top comedians were there….doesn’t make any sense why he wasn’t ask…it’s a no brainer

Bill Burr knows the truth about everything. How the hell? Great rant!

Bill could've done what Ben Affleck attempted to do, which is essentially what Dan was suggesting.

Bill is a Boston fan all around 😂, bravo 👏💵💸🪭

Seems fucking impossible they wouldn’t invite Bill Burr to that thing???

is Billy going for that "Darth Vader with the helmet off"- look from Empire Strikes Back

Did Bill and his wife get over their TDS?

Watch Kill Tony 148 w/Bill Burr and you’ll see why all of these questions are so silly to ask him.

He shoulda totally done that. People do it all the time at roasts. Praise em and exit dais left. Much Love @wilfredburr ya wicked baastaad! Go Paats!

too big a fanboy. He'd never.

The fact Bill Burr didn’t host this roast is the most ridiculous thing of all time. No one is talking about this. How did people miss this??????!!!!!!

What is this camera angle that bills using? Lmfao

I didn't know Bill Burr was a magician. Turned Tom Brady into a victim. Amazing!

He says no because he wasnt asked

Bill Burr is doing just fine. I think Bill is above this roast crap . I thought the roast was overrated .

Wish he would have gone and roasted everyone else, and then praised Brady, Kraft, Gronk Edelman and Belichick. Would have been hilarious

Any idea why he wasn’t invited ?

Hinchcliffe definitely didn’t want Burr there lol

100% agree with Bill on the fact that because of the extremely hard work, pushing to always be better, and beating a system designed to make “parity” the league mantra. The Pats and Brady got roasted, despised, evil eyes, with jealous hatred, because they stuck it in the face of everyone who lacked the same smarts, system, work ethic, and luck, for 20+ years. Going from 2004 onward, after the 3rd SB, and being called a dynasty had hit the public lexicon, they became boogeyman to knock down, as is the way of American society. For all those years the whole of the organization was vilified, (by all but the home fans), as absolute greatness, accomplishment that should have been applauded along the way. Instead, after 6 for the Pats, and 7 for Tom, did the collective sports fan idiocracy realize what they had witnessed, did they then start the ass kissing flagellation that should have always been there. This roast was more to show the rest of the 31 teams, sports pundits, and the NFL as a whole that the organization was human, and the blueprint to their success was available to all the moronic organizations that were too lazy to apply the work.

'Steal our offense' ..

He will never get over the Deflategate shit

I knew it. A Tom Brady roast is low hanging fruit and is beneath Bill.

He never got asked to go to the roast. Trust me, he wouldn’t turn down any paycheck

What's up with the angle on bill

Oh my god. Bill burr could do what norm mcdonald did - on bob saget roast, just praise the hell out of him. The amount of time bill burr talked about patriots on his podcast over all this years, can you imagine, bill just giving him praise on stage for all this winning, and turning on everyone else patrice oneal style. Maaan let me tell you, such a waste, we didnt lived it, could have been legendary

Is bill really trying to make us feel bad for 7 time superbowl champion Tom Brady? Brady has 3 MVP’s 7 championships, is one of the most handsome men in the world out having sex with supermodels and kardashians and Im supposed to feel bad for roasting his shortcomings. Shut up bill burr. Im going to laugh at tom brady all i want. He needs to roll in the mud for us a little bit. It honestly makes him more likable

The real reason Bill wasn't on the roast was because he doesn't have a KZfaq channel.

Bill is the best

Colt's owner girlfriend died of a drug overdose, allegedly. You ever hear about that on the news?

Nia said Bill couldn’t go ;(

ha so good!

He can take more. He's ken

I'm surprised he didn't do. With all his sports knowledge I'm actually disappointed. This is a spot on comedy topic of his but oh well.

brady was so cringe and corny for agreeing to a roast. This some lebron type of cringe move

Bill shouldn't went on and just flipped the script and done this

Tony needs to takeover when jew Ross retires

Everybody is goo goo and Gaga over Giselle.. I think she ranks about 2 million 500,000 down on the most beautiful woman in the country list..

“Anti Roaster” LMAO!!!

Oh, poor baby Tom was roasted! What a fan boy!

No one roasted his kids

nikki shined bc bill let the youngins shine

Good teams all cheat in one way or another, usually due to reffing which removes doubt from a team. If Goodall wants any form of justice, start recalling refs calls, fine them, suspend for games. Treat them the same as everybody on the field. This is what ruins the sport, Goodell not doing his job at 60mil a year. Only vegas does well then.

Bill wouldn't do it because he wasnt asked. Jealous.

Brady was legit caught cheating. Indianapolis didn't do anything. Obviously we can tell who is d riding.

Once they acknowledged Kim Kardashian, I turned the Roast off. Any Kardashian should never appear in anything that wants to be worth anything.

Boo! And you fell for Patrick's strictly no swearing?! Weak.

Brady is average at best

TB is the greatest cheater of all time not the greatest player

McDaniels goes to Denver. Gets caught cheating and recording SF practicing and you're still going to tell me that he didn't do that in NE after all of the B.S. that came out of there? Give me a break.

I'm with Bill! The Brady haters just will not admit that he is and always will be the best ever!

Stop lying bill. You sound salty you weren’t there

Bill is predictable at this point of his career. All he would have done is his great man bit & scolded everyone for not being as great as tom & then go after the colts for changing the rules & deflate gate. Yawn, don't care either way. Don't care about athletes trying to be celebrities or comics handjobbing each other over who can be meaner. Roasts truly are lame.

Liar

Roasts are not for comedians with thriving careers.

“Nobody has achieved that high a level and had that level of crap” LeBron. He STILL has to endure crap incessantly including from you Bill lol 😅

Gay

What a whiny baby

Look at this guy trying to justify one of the worst business decisions he’s ever made 😂😂😂

Didn't Billy Burr used to be funny?

Honestly during the roast when they were bringing out a special guest i was like holy shit bill burr is coming out!!! Then it was Ben Affleck.... I was disappointed