Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr

Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are fresh off a gig roasting Tom Brady on Netflix and they tell the story of how they got there and how challenging it was being a last minute addition to the show. Jimmy Carr joins them and offers his more posh take on the festivities as well. They also talk about Nikki Glaser's performance, Rob Gronkowski, the sensibilities of being Irish and English, the joy of comedy, and getting laughs in different languages.
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 236
KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:47 - Talk French To Me
00:04:08 - Fake Italian Guy
00:08:23 - First Meeting Jimmy Carr
00:16:29 - Roast Invitation
00:24:32 - Here's Jimmy
00:24:33 - Roast Of Tom Brady
00:30:49 - Kim Kardashian/Ben Affleck/First Timers
00:49:23 - The Joy Of Comedy
00:57:14 - Nikki Glaser/Audience Performance
01:03:42 - Gronk/Patrice
01:08:31 - Globetrotting For Laughs
01:15:00 - Old School Whites
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@FrenziedManbeast 17 күн бұрын

It's so fun watching Jimmy Carr treat Bert the way that a teacher treats that one kid in class that *almost* made the cut for the 'special classes'.

@Panama_Red 17 күн бұрын

Bert is the kind of guy that had to ride the short bus but had his trailer home hitched to the back.

@RCRitterFPV 17 күн бұрын

@@Panama_Red Bert is totally Rich kid in Florida... Short bus probably towed his jetski.

@johnforeman634 16 күн бұрын

As a fan of comedy, when I hear a really off colour joke, like say, a joke about school shootings, I don’t think I’m laughing at the actual joke, I think it’s just simply the fact that he would SAY it that’s funny.

@Lamont580 16 күн бұрын

Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent reveals his truly confounding level of stupidity. Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent with complete confidence is roughly as upsetting as deep reflection on global poverty.

@stevieharter1273 16 күн бұрын

I was that kid 😂

@BillyBoy4442002 16 күн бұрын

"Everyone murders in South Africa" going COMPLETELY over Berts head 😂😂😂

@MMARLZ 16 күн бұрын

i wish Jimmy had explained it to him, but at that point (50-plus minutes of Bert asking inane questions and trying to use his broken knowledge of European history that he studied for the first time in his life for) he just wanted to get the heck out of there.

@XenoGen3sis 16 күн бұрын

Fuuuuuuuck it went over my head until this comment… FML

@turnipkupo7263 15 күн бұрын

@@XenoGen3sis dont worry, this comment shows you are still more self aware than bert lmao

@willvr4 12 күн бұрын

To be fair, it could have been taken both literally in a comedic sense or as a joke about the regional murder rate. Tom didn't get it either.

@damegan123 12 күн бұрын

@@willvr4 he did, watch again the face he's making, you can see the moment it catches up with him.

@JanosVids1944 16 күн бұрын

"You're doing 9 months off in July? He doesn't know how calendars work" Jimmy is a treasure.

@truthdetector4036 16 күн бұрын

Bert: "Because I was reading the prompter during his routine.." Jimmy: "We know Bert we saw it happen on TV" 😂

@Xaer_ 13 күн бұрын

”We soar it”

@cole.alexander 12 күн бұрын

that would be soooo frustrating as the comic. i bet tony was annoyed bert stepped on his bit with lip syncing

@popeye697 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy giving Bert a masterclass in how to tell his own jokes

@Spo8 6 күн бұрын

What a moment. Jimmy improved Bert’s joke 5 times in 20 seconds.

@al77kor11 3 күн бұрын

He did all his jokes from his new special

@ajordanbrownproduction 17 күн бұрын

Tom and Bert at the roast was like Dale and Brennan pitching “Prestige World Wide” in Step Brothers

@user-he1lt3fo9p 17 күн бұрын

Prestige

@Bleepbloopblappp 16 күн бұрын

@@user-he1lt3fo9pworld wide, world world, wide, wide

@ajordanbrownproduction 16 күн бұрын

@@user-he1lt3fo9p….world wide wide wide wide

@tmenzella 16 күн бұрын

Excellent

@thomascorker6547 16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Stickythigh 16 күн бұрын

This entire appearance just feels like Jimmy politely telling Tim and Bret that they got to comfortable and need to get back out there 🤣 he literally said intervention

@steveog17 14 күн бұрын

Tom and Jimmy tolerating drunk Bert through this podcast…plus Jimmy blasting Bert with “jokes” was the absolute best!! 😂

@marywood2865 9 күн бұрын

Is that what it was? I don't usually watch this podcast. I do watch a lot of Jimmy Carr on KZfaq, especially his show 8 out of 10 Cats and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. It drove me crazy that Bert kept getting the title wrong. Jimmy also does The Big Fat Quiz, which is always good, too.

@deaderthendead041 8 күн бұрын

I didn't get that impression, yes Carr made some fun of bert, It didn't feel mean spirited or like he was impatient though?

@deaderthendead041 8 күн бұрын

I didn't get that impression. yes carr It made some fun of bert but, It didn't feel mean spirited or like jimmy was impatient though.

@ryanl3812 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy's lack of patience for Bert *chefs kiss*

@Swearengen1980 16 күн бұрын

"chefs kiss" is a cringe as fuck trend. It's horrible when every woman says it, it's 1000x worse when a guy uses it. Did the balls in your mouth get in the way of your chefs kiss?

@DanielFinton 16 күн бұрын

@@Swearengen1980wow you hated that comment more than Bert haters hate people having fun

@ryanl3812 16 күн бұрын

@@Swearengen1980 how dare you assume what I identify as

@Swearengen1980 16 күн бұрын

@@DanielFinton I'd tell you what I think of people who have have the grammar skills of a 6 year old, but YT threatened to ban me if I use certain words again.

@littlewigglemonster7691 16 күн бұрын

@@Swearengen1980 You are a father? They really just letting anyone breed these days huh.. welp lets pray it doesn't become a school shooter i guess.

@knoxy5969 17 күн бұрын

The fact that jimmy's favourite joke was the one aimed at bert is amazing

@chriscanavanii9064 17 күн бұрын

It was one of the best and it was comic on comic and he's sitting right in front of Bert.

@jjfreedom921 16 күн бұрын

No tonys was best

@tylerseese449 16 күн бұрын

@@chriscanavanii9064debatable, it’s a joke that I’ve already heard multiple times. Nothing fresh.

@chriscanavanii9064 16 күн бұрын

@@jjfreedom921 lol which one?

@chriscanavanii9064 16 күн бұрын

@@tylerseese449 where and when did you hear that joke? I would love to give the applause to them.

@jacobiwilson3887 16 күн бұрын

Bert - "I don't know if my memories are real." Me - Thats very common for alcoholics.

@PNWGoodvibes 11 күн бұрын

Jimmy is genuinely one of the smartest comedians out there. He never misses.

@rickyeska1 17 күн бұрын

Tom got roasted the hardest out of everybody. they straight up acted like he wasn't there

@GK-qc5ry 17 күн бұрын

Savage. When Tony ignored him and blocked his view on stage I laughed.

@Chris-hw4mq 17 күн бұрын

They need to step up their game worst performance of the roast

@rickyeska1 17 күн бұрын

@@Chris-hw4mq Yeah it was legit like some highschool kids coming up mid roast to do a presentation

@Novice127__ 17 күн бұрын

Didnt find the spot where they talked about it ? ... did tony ignore him because tom was silent at one of his shows? New years or something like that ?

@Chickennuggets18363 17 күн бұрын

@@rickyeska1again clown ass they weren’t supposed to be roasting, they knew it would bomb but I guarantee the money was to good

@wking8 17 күн бұрын

"I cant remember if my memories are real or not" ~ Hard R Bert

@lozzzzy 17 күн бұрын

Charo: bert is fat and racist

@QuiteAMouthfull 17 күн бұрын

Hard R doesn’t mean what you think it does

@wking8 17 күн бұрын

@@QuiteAMouthfullI'd say RETARD but KZfaq is hard R

@mikestrom6178 16 күн бұрын

@@QuiteAMouthfulldon’t you remember? Burnt Chrysler is Americas most racist comic!

@Retardmaxxin 15 күн бұрын

@@QuiteAMouthfull it’s a double meaning for Bert. He is highly special needs and highly racist

@qwi2311 8 күн бұрын

This podcast shows the difference between touring comedians like jimmy constantly working on their skills and the special once a year show comedians like Tom and Bert. Jimmy is just another level.

@blackdysfunction8260 16 күн бұрын

First 2 bears I've watched in like a year. Jimmy Carr is awesome.

@Neild0 16 күн бұрын

Jimmy being horrible to Bert is my current favourite thing. At 39:23 when Jimmy is riffing off Bert's story, what an absolute legend

@viktorsincic8039 17 күн бұрын

When my family came to the US they learned English by watching 2 Bears 1 Cave. Today I am 35 and we are homeless.

@sorryimelijah 17 күн бұрын

lol

@Thehomelessathlete 17 күн бұрын

Really?

@Thehomelessathlete 17 күн бұрын

Move to Cali tons of programs to feed yuh get yuh job housing

@diabolicalgaming4876 17 күн бұрын

😂😂

@thesummerhouse1183 17 күн бұрын

😂😂

@westyn7216 16 күн бұрын

Wow I LOVE Jimmy. Finally shutting up Bart and roasting him throughout 😅

@paddington1670 5 күн бұрын

Bert is insufferable

@tiffanyward3169 16 күн бұрын

Tom doesn’t look too happy with jimmy’s punches at Bert but Jimmy isn’t lying. He’s just saying everything everyone else wants to say.

@spireland5 16 күн бұрын

Forget the roast of Brady. This roast of bert by jimmy carr is amazing. “Does he know what he’s saying”😂😂😂😂

@zace98 17 күн бұрын

49:39 "He knows he's saying this, yeah?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@somericanguy 15 күн бұрын

"hey our podcast is tanking. Everyone hates us now. What should we do?" "Let's renovate the set!"

@realityboost4405 9 күн бұрын

Massive props for Jimmy big-upping the warm-up, Alonso at 29mins…Shows what a total class guy Jimmy is.

@foodpurposes4730 17 күн бұрын

Didn’t Tom and Bert do the worst out of every single comedian at the roast?

@httr94 17 күн бұрын

Yep.

@HEIRorERROR 17 күн бұрын

Yes. I literally just text my girlfriend this thought lol. It's a shame, I dunno man, I dunno if my comedic sensibility is changing or they're falling off.

@Anderson99999 17 күн бұрын

It was hard to watch

@tallonmartin1726 17 күн бұрын

Very much so, in their defense it’s very difficult to co roast with someone especially while reading off a teleprompter like they had them doing

@lazarus8447 17 күн бұрын

I thought the only one who did okay was Tony. Can't stand the guy but he was pretty funny.

@16011160 17 күн бұрын

They think they are not the worst set of the night. Amazing

@brasselnkhoma7943 15 күн бұрын

Ben Affleck would beg to differ, he crumbled.

@vickvinegar6018 15 күн бұрын

@@brasselnkhoma7943Randy moss was pretty rough too. As much as I am a fan.

@jackb8598 14 күн бұрын

⁠@@vickvinegar6018nah Tom and Bert were the worst Randy Moss is a WR and was genuine and Ben Affleck is an actor who went in trying to defend Brady with a vendetta/completely poor joke. Tom and Bert are the ones who are so called comedians and acted like arrogant assholes and were not funny what so ever.

@mcloggerton9185 14 күн бұрын

"pro comedians" with a terrible set.

@vickvinegar6018 13 күн бұрын

@@jackb8598 I like how you thought you needed to explain that to me. I didn’t say he was the worst just that it was rough as well. Thats just excuses. They all went up to roast (thats why it’s called a roast) and he choked along with the rest you named. I could make the same excuse for Tom and bert. They are stand up comedians and podcasters, not roasters. Comedy is more than just one aspect. But at the end of the day they choked along with Randy’s stuttering ass. Justify it how you want to.

@misteranderson8369 11 күн бұрын

The fact that all of this was on the spot and off the top of his head speaks to jimmy’s level of genius, light years beyond 99% of comedians today. This alone should put him in contention for top 20 of all time.

@danieldrkness7489 14 күн бұрын

Jimmy roasting Bert is the only reason why i watched this shit pod.thanks jimmy

@mcloggerton9185 14 күн бұрын

That's why I'm here

@63Lazarou 12 күн бұрын

Me too

@beanzieobeanz2955 2 күн бұрын

like you apparently, big fan of Jimmy but sometimes both embarrassed and offended by what the algorithm gives me - this shite has followers?

@clicheguevara5282 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy calling out Bert for mouthing the words to Tony's bit. Lmao

@philorndorff2294 17 күн бұрын

I have always liked Jimmy Carr, but his roasting Bart so effortlessly and Bart didn’t understand half of it was great, Jimmy is brilliant.

@markmurphy7427 12 күн бұрын

Bart Simpson?

@null6634 8 күн бұрын

@@markmurphy7427 To be fair, I don't think Bert knows how to correctly spell "Bert" either.

@BennjkSyd 16 күн бұрын

Bert bringing up Oliver, in a desperate hope to seem like he has a single brain cell was so fucking painful

@mcloggerton9185 14 күн бұрын

Exactly

@8chicagotypewriter8 11 күн бұрын

Hey jimmy I woke up hungover to the history channel at 3am and just learned this thing!

@JoshBCruz 16 күн бұрын

😂 Carr's joke; "everybody murders in South Africa.." went over Bert's head 😅

@mcloggerton9185 14 күн бұрын

There is an express way over Bert's head

@AllieSizzle 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy’s light roast of Bert was soooooo funny

@axelmj5347 17 күн бұрын

My favourite part of the roast was when they we’re making constant fun off bert and no one mentioned tom 😂

@Sid00077 17 күн бұрын

Tony stopped when it was Tom's turn😂

@Pranav-rp8wi 16 күн бұрын

That's the best combo. Bert has insecurities about his body/looks & his 'talent'.. while Tom fears irrelevance..

@SolbladeX 16 күн бұрын

@@Pranav-rp8wi😂😂

@thingsnexttome 16 күн бұрын

Salty salty, Bert only has a career because of what Tom has taught him. You guys think Tom is so sad because people weren’t talking to/about him, that’s his exact preference, he didn’t want to be there in the first place. That’s just his personality, sorry he’s better than all of us poor fucks

@tylerseese449 16 күн бұрын

@@thingsnexttomeJesus Christ do you suck tommy boy off too?

@AudibleVisibIe 15 күн бұрын

Bert getting caught on live tv reading other people's jokes on the teleprompter is so fitting 😂

@mavenfrankeus7287 14 күн бұрын

Bert asking Jimmy about Oliver Cromwell... I am still on the floor...

@allanwatson3550 17 күн бұрын

Tom needs a shock collar for Bert - Tom was actually having a good interview with Jimmy while Jimmy was roasting the shit outa Bert on the side - watching this u could tell by the look on Jimmies face he meant every one of those zingers 🤣

@Utahutes6969 16 күн бұрын

“Everybody murders in South Africa” went right over Burt’s head.

@Yamaraj69 16 күн бұрын

Came here to say this....

@ItsBugtronic 16 күн бұрын

I feel like Burt is rewatching this interview on 1/2 speed just to catch all of Jimmy's jokes. 😂

@ExileOnDaytonStreet 16 күн бұрын

A lot of things go over his head

@johnlocke9437 16 күн бұрын

Tom was about to say "he didn't get it" but stopped himself 😂

@philthepainter 12 күн бұрын

💯

@echo.messenger 14 күн бұрын

Who else skipped right to Jimmy?

@Shonto-jf3dx 6 күн бұрын

⬆️

@theomniproject2195 5 күн бұрын

That’s too funny I just did that then noticed this comment lol

@kevinmcgrath8310 5 күн бұрын

I thought it was just me 😂

@ryefry 5 күн бұрын

About to!

@WaxedThighs69 5 күн бұрын

Should have

@gogreen8173 15 күн бұрын

“Everyone murders in South Africa 🤔” went right over Burt’s massive head.. 😂

@WOEisMeADHD 17 күн бұрын

Hearing Bert say “6 out of 8 cats” is fucking hilarious if you’re from the UK 😂

@gavinlocke800 17 күн бұрын

8outta10 we love it here in South Africa.........so it was propa funny too

@semihazah0352 17 күн бұрын

From the US and I love 8 out of 10 cats, countdown version as well, also love would I lie to you. Edit because I wrote it backwards lol

@Qurisx 17 күн бұрын

He started at 6 out of 8, went to 8 or 9 and then we finally got to the right one lol

@cmount7655 17 күн бұрын

Did you know 6 out of 10 cats still don’t know Israel did 9/11, and took out JFK? Wild…

@dakotatotten5355 17 күн бұрын

@@cmount7655 my friend car told me in his jimmy while showing me the Epstein cell footage

@impoundedkota 17 күн бұрын

I could watch Jimmy destroy Bert for hours, it's soo good.

@suzys735 13 күн бұрын

Jimmy is naturally funny and witty… unlike the other 2

@DoneganStephen 16 күн бұрын

Jimmy riffing on Bert's In and Out experience is such an indication of how he's so clever and professional, so funny (39 minute mark ish)

@icetech6 16 күн бұрын

Jesus.. Jimmy made that burger bit 10x better in 30 seconds...

@cpreid 16 күн бұрын

That was incredible tbh

@paddington1670 5 күн бұрын

astounding

@Rallylabs 4 күн бұрын

It’s as if Jimmy is one of the best joke writers on earth and Bert is just a podcaster.

@eurotriper 17 күн бұрын

When we finally do the roast of Bert, Jimmy needs an extended set. Holy shit 😂

@joshcxa 16 күн бұрын

There already is a roast of Bert.

@grwebb3 16 күн бұрын

Jimmy giving Bert the business we all want to 😂

@BraunActual 12 күн бұрын

Bert communicating with Jimmy is the equivalent of your uncle communicating with an alien.

@erictrapp9454 17 күн бұрын

Bert trying to sound introspective is killin me. Lol

@Hannah82271 17 күн бұрын

I know lol

@Gunline_Chief 17 күн бұрын

Tom and Bert were death by PowerPoint in human form.

@Chickennuggets18363 17 күн бұрын

Yep it’s over with, they even said they were going to bomb, they weren’t supposed to be roasting

@x-morones2330 17 күн бұрын

So, you didn't listen to the podcast you commented on. 🙃

@Gunline_Chief 17 күн бұрын

@@x-morones2330 sure did. This one was actually tolerable once JC was on. I’ve seen some cringe worthy moments by both. But the roast, oooof, that was definitely the worse. And I’m a huge fan of T-Bunz!

@23gobears 16 күн бұрын

@@Gunline_Chief your comments infer otherwise though. Smh. Sending hate.

@Gunline_Chief 16 күн бұрын

@@23gobears but is the hate from Australia?

@aussieintexas61 8 күн бұрын

i love how jimmy always talks up other comedians. always respectful to the people who ply his trade.

@grwebb3 16 күн бұрын

Bert looked like a mouth breather up there reading the teleprompter to himself 😂

@j.erniewelsh8621 17 күн бұрын

These guest shows with both guys are reinvigorating my interest. Love it.

@Wanderlei10 17 күн бұрын

I can listen to Jimmy Carr shit on Bert all day long!

@jasonlloyd3335 14 күн бұрын

Bert casually loses all his Canadian audience in 10 seconds.

@mcloggerton9185 14 күн бұрын

Bert has fans?

@garrisjones7476 16 күн бұрын

“A month is the longest you can take off in July”. 😂😂 I was not aware of how quick and hilarious Jimmy Carr is. He had so many great moments in this “and there we go- watching the penny drop in the slowest of possible motions… when you don’t even get the joke about being a moron…?” 😂😂😂

@happydonutfarts6235 16 күн бұрын

Nice change in set, Bears. The last one looked like what a corner of White Castle would be on the Death Star.

@mystery1932 17 күн бұрын

Jesus Christ I’ve never seen the funny suck out of the room faster than when Bart asked about Oliver Cromwell. Thank god jimmy got it back on track

@100000zombies 17 күн бұрын

I thought it was interesting

@tacotruck2595 11 күн бұрын

@@100000zombieswell you’re wrong

@theBeardedOx 16 күн бұрын

This was amazing, it’s Tom interviewing Jimmy, while Jimmy roasts Burt.

@iamjvckpot 14 күн бұрын

8 out of 10 cats gets uploaded to youtube regularly and is still running today.

@michaelgrizzell9104 17 күн бұрын

The way Jimmy roasts Bert, almost the whole video kills me 😂 I love how witty he is, but Jimmy's laugh is still the funniest thing about him. Call him the butcher, because he slaughters.😅

@jamesmoseley6658 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy Carr as a guest is always a must see podcast.

@MrJayehawk 17 күн бұрын

He's a quality guest.

@natural202001 Күн бұрын

its a lot of fun watching Jimmy just riff as well as open up - he has some metaphors that are amazing

@JoeyCapuana 14 күн бұрын

Jimmy Carr sitting on bert any time he could is the best day of my life

@cent-kz2ti 17 күн бұрын

Bert saying "thank you" after Jimmy said he likes long comedy bits explains Bert to a T.

@filthyfrank.5 15 күн бұрын

He was joking bro lmao went right over ur head

@1LadyM7 9 күн бұрын

I thought he said that sarcastically

@willysald25 17 күн бұрын

57:11 Burp not listening, just waiting for his turn to talk 😂

@azhunt 16 күн бұрын

100%

@beefcakethegolfer 13 күн бұрын

Didn't even hear the jab from Jimmy

@confusedcowboy6342 13 күн бұрын

The way most of jimmy’s jokes just fly over Bert’s head is hilarious. Bert not getting the “everybody kills in South Africa” thinking he means killing on stage was so funny

@freschey 2 күн бұрын

I would love to see Bert on a Big Fat Quiz of 2024 episode. Bert paired with Richard Ayoade would be so great to watch!

@lezmuz4105 17 күн бұрын

Can understand Bernt saying "6 out of 8 cats" by mistake but to follow up after seeing it with "8 out of 10 cats, I was right" ffs 😂 real life Homer Simpson but no where near as lovable

@GarbageGarageInc 15 күн бұрын

Straight up thinking the Homer Simpson line lol

@jasonlloyd3335 14 күн бұрын

I thought the same thing.

@Anderson99999 17 күн бұрын

Your roast segment sounded like you were learning to read

@MexicanJesus1998 16 күн бұрын

I understand how Tom can be Bert’s friend. We all have that one friend we’ve just been friends for too long 😂

@RaineJT 16 сағат бұрын

This episode should be labeled "Jimmy Carr: The Roast of Bert Kreischer"

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 17 күн бұрын

Tom and Bert were the pee break 😂

@noomade 17 күн бұрын

yeah they were pretty shit

@steveengell614 17 күн бұрын

💯

@L0STV1K1NG96 17 күн бұрын

They aren’t roasters.

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 17 күн бұрын

@L0STV1K1NG96 Neither were 90% of people who went up.

@marlonjennings2093 17 күн бұрын

Roasts are exhausting. A few good jokes alongside an hour of cringey shite and reworked street jokes. Anyone that can enjoy that format is an idiot and any comic that excels in that format is a dated hack

@marywilson5578 17 күн бұрын

Bert being drunk, bloated & constantly interrupting gets old. I bet its exhausting being his friend.

@23gobears 16 күн бұрын

Yet here you are...🤔 Make that make sense.

@harryfromaustralia657 16 күн бұрын

@@23gobears gee i dunno maybe watching Bert get roasted? What are you talking about

@mcloggerton9185 14 күн бұрын

In here for Jimmy

@lucasmcdowell9360 9 күн бұрын

Bro this is the BERT show fym lol

@GerritCoulter 12 күн бұрын

Jimmy Carr runs this conversation like. a G. Dude could have a top podcast if he wanted, but he's too busy getting booked on everything around the world. He's the real deal.

@AudibleVisibIe 15 күн бұрын

Good old bert sucking the air out of the room with an Oliver Cromwell reference

@g3rehmann718 16 күн бұрын

Jimmy Carr is on a completely different level than Bert. I mean talk about going over his head!!! lmao

@paddy789 16 күн бұрын

"I sense un-education", I'm dying🤣

@pegm5937 11 күн бұрын

Jimmy Carr killed this!

@luckme2752 8 күн бұрын

Funniest man alive 😂

@luckme2752 8 күн бұрын

MAN JIMMY IS THE FUNNIEST GUY ALIVE 😂😂😂

@--_V_-- 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy just ripped Bert a new asshole LOL

@schweber10 17 күн бұрын

And he didn't even know it

@AHappySpace 17 күн бұрын

1:16 "crowd loved when I did spanish by the way" Crowd: 🤐😴😴

@Burgerurger911 10 күн бұрын

Come back soon, Jimmy. The Bears need you.

@jobymahon2871 5 күн бұрын

I love how bert casually invites himself into the family and Tom shoots him down like the good man he is

@Jimboslice35 17 күн бұрын

Looking forward to the PowerPoint presentation roasting yourselves on the roast guys 🫶

@stephencook1666 17 күн бұрын

I wishhhh but you know Tommy he can't even handle a loss to burt in a game of tennis ......

@RichardRatner.1972 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy Carr is the Only real comedian here. 35 years in and better than ever. Kind regards, Richard U.K

@jooseppielleese7156 16 күн бұрын

Lol shut up m8 he's just the one who Americans know

@Mickey_Valentine 16 күн бұрын

And if America would have balls they would notice that Frankie Boyle can destroy any comedy alive except maybe Joey Diaz ( when uncle joey is at its best )

@Mickey_Valentine 16 күн бұрын

#FrankieBoyle is the #GOAT .... UK and USA and all the rest combined --- they are saying that America has free speech 😂😂😂 3 mins of frankie boyle and there would be mass shootings

@spo0ny2k 16 күн бұрын

American comedians are terrible taking Chappelle and Louis CK aside. Theo and Gillis are good but not great

@muzz4610 16 күн бұрын

@@Mickey_Valentineas someone from the UK, Frankie Boyle is the Bert Kreischer of the UK (albeit he is more talented), but still, don’t recommend Frankie F-ing Boyle as the pinnacle of UK comedy you numpty

@jayjason2517 16 күн бұрын

It feels like Jimmy is roasting Bert. 😂

@scottvangilder8297 13 күн бұрын

Jimmy riffing of the hamburger story killed me

@heavymetalprogrammer 17 күн бұрын

Jimmy needs to be on every episode just to roast Bart

@davidstenner3136 17 күн бұрын

Wait a minute are they giving themselves a pat on the back for how good they did

@Panama_Red 17 күн бұрын

That's not what I picked up on. Just two bears talking about how much fun they had. They're more aware of how the bit landed than we are.

@23gobears 16 күн бұрын

They literally explained that they did a bit Netflix asked them to do. How can you be this ignorant. Sending all the hate to you sir.

@grahamwalden2867 16 күн бұрын

@Panama_Red they literally were trying to trash Kim Kardashian and she was better than them.

@Panama_Red 16 күн бұрын

@@grahamwalden2867 Were you drunker than Bert while listening? All three of them gave her respect for doing it and complimented her set.

@jadenlife 4 күн бұрын

@@grahamwalden2867 You're sad and wrong

@ryanshea73 8 күн бұрын

“Everything about you says ‘above ground pool’” 🤣💀

@Brenden_Hayles 16 күн бұрын

The fact that Jimmy is low key roasting Bert has to be payback from Bert trying to do Jimmy's accent

@bernieadams10 9 сағат бұрын

There was nothing low key about him roasting Bert.

@neighborbruce 17 күн бұрын

Glad to see Slappy from Goosebumps is making a comeback

@Duffaluff 17 күн бұрын

Deep cut

@datping7377 17 күн бұрын

Sick reference dude!

@PeterChowchow 17 күн бұрын

Nailed that deep cut bro

@CanadianFinancePro 17 күн бұрын

Great reference.

@clicheguevara5282 17 күн бұрын

I didn't think I'd see an RL Stine reference today, but I'm glad I did.

@sibinpthomas 17 күн бұрын

49:28 - worth the price of admission right there 😂

@heres1for2day 7 күн бұрын

This is why Jimmy is one of the best comedians of his time. They spent so long ripping brittish people, the best response Jimmy could ever have is just to kill it im the best way he could. It makes it even funnier once you remember, they had a teleprompter with the jokes. This is the first time i have ever watched this podcast, and after this performance.

@nightman4142 10 күн бұрын

I really think this is Bert's intervention with jokes and kindness. And Tom was almost quite the whole time after jimmy entering the room. Bert definitely got something from it though, but just laughed the whole time to suppress it. This is the Intervention/Roast of Bert Kreischer.