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9 жыл бұрын

When Bill watches a game, he doesn't need constant reminders about human misery.
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@cj2lapaixify
@cj2lapaixify 4 жыл бұрын
Conan relaxes when bill is on, he becomes an audience member rather than a host
@allthesmallthings1041
@allthesmallthings1041 4 жыл бұрын
cj2lapaixify he’s really good at listening to his guests
@fjlkagudpgo4884
@fjlkagudpgo4884 4 жыл бұрын
love them!
@lclane5256
@lclane5256 4 жыл бұрын
That's a great observation and 100% on point.
@rwolfman2099
@rwolfman2099 4 жыл бұрын
Carson did the same thing; a good host knows when to step aside to let the guest(s) shine.
@pumpkin_the_snek
@pumpkin_the_snek 4 жыл бұрын
@@allthesmallthings1041 hey you guys are green c brothers
@douglasroach8079
@douglasroach8079 5 жыл бұрын
His blatant disregard for political correctness, backed with genuine delivery is what makes him a top tier comedian.
@FeanaroNoldoran
@FeanaroNoldoran 3 жыл бұрын
It's a miracle he hasn't been murdered by Antifa yet
@dcanedcane6358
@dcanedcane6358 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Zhang Bill Burr is prettt left wing tho... doesn’t mean he has to be politically correct.
@LK-th5be
@LK-th5be 3 жыл бұрын
@@dcanedcane6358 pc is what extreme leftists try to force on people. They're as fucked in the head as their right-wing equivalents.
@irisespindola2868
@irisespindola2868 3 жыл бұрын
Agree. Time and place...
@dm3402
@dm3402 3 жыл бұрын
Hes a straight shot comedian. He has an angle on a scenario or idea and no matter what; He will end up making you either agree or sympathize with his stance which is delivered through a joke lol
@markdouglas1601
@markdouglas1601 4 жыл бұрын
"The NFL should be watching this commercial not me" lmao dude so true
@deniszubovic7516
@deniszubovic7516 2 жыл бұрын
And he is not wrong.
@CookedOnions
@CookedOnions 2 жыл бұрын
@@deniszubovic7516 Thanks for explaining what "so true" means.
@user-td1jj8ll8y
@user-td1jj8ll8y 2 жыл бұрын
And also, he’s correct.
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention he's spitting the truth
@midorimashintaro2092
@midorimashintaro2092 6 ай бұрын
Also, he's not wrong
@kpag3030
@kpag3030 5 жыл бұрын
I like when burr doesn’t get a laugh, wont accept that and finds a way to get that laugh. My favorite comedian currently for sure
@brileyrenovations2213
@brileyrenovations2213 4 жыл бұрын
Anybody that gets upset about anything he says should take a puff and just chill. Life is too short to be that uptight. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
@Stephie_L
@Stephie_L 3 жыл бұрын
I heard he learned that from Patrice O'Neal whose philosophy was that if the audience doesn't laugh, never try to convince them, if you're going down then take them down with you.
@rd5184
@rd5184 3 жыл бұрын
@@brileyrenovations2213 me too
@emilal
@emilal 3 жыл бұрын
@@brileyrenovations2213 says the one who bothered to write a comment complaining
@blop-a-blop9419
@blop-a-blop9419 3 жыл бұрын
it's even more than that ! it's not adaptability, it's planed ! He's made it his own style : - first he comes in with a blunt statement that maintstream public thought doesn't agree with, - he stays in that awkward place and earns that role of the crazy person in the place, and keeps explaining his crazy stuff in a way that's absurdly realistic and convincing - ends up making the crowd laugh at his crazy stuff ( like "omg it's true though lol " ) - piles up with some even more crazy stuff to keep them cracking up ( "LMFAO SO TRUEEE x'D " )
@brendajackson13
@brendajackson13 7 жыл бұрын
"...oh by the way I was molested when I was 9". I laughed so hard at that.
@kingmortz
@kingmortz 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA. Me too!! :D And I love the fluency by which delivers that whole joke. Flawless!
@rishikeshp.5610
@rishikeshp.5610 4 жыл бұрын
Conan's face at that moment is priceless too.
@a.gabbey5569
@a.gabbey5569 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingmortz I see what you did there
@KarlSchoenefeld4
@KarlSchoenefeld4 4 жыл бұрын
The lame audience thought it was too soon lol
@josephallen4510
@josephallen4510 4 жыл бұрын
He's such a pro, even his throwaway lines are killers.
@nigelio3
@nigelio3 8 жыл бұрын
I like how the audience doesn't get him, and doesn't know if they should laugh or not. But Conan loves him, he's been on the show like a million times.
@nigelio3
@nigelio3 8 жыл бұрын
Jeff Baker I'm with you. I personally feel that these are better than his standup. Great stuff.
@1983Jacko
@1983Jacko 8 жыл бұрын
+Eli S Probably because they are a bunch of pussies.
@mrfeather2732
@mrfeather2732 8 жыл бұрын
3 times
@carwashsoap
@carwashsoap 7 жыл бұрын
The zombie audience is terrible
@sunmoon2225
@sunmoon2225 6 жыл бұрын
ScumbagSteve I heard laughter, just like the ones in other shows... Don't let biasness affect your hearing
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem 3 жыл бұрын
There's actually warmth is Bill's comedy because he brings everyone down to the same level together to laugh.
@ThanksForAllMyToes
@ThanksForAllMyToes 2 жыл бұрын
Brings everyone "up" to the same level you mean ;) Bill's too smart to be down there.
@ikechukwuanya902
@ikechukwuanya902 4 жыл бұрын
'There's a time and place'... One of the most underrated statements
@Bob-qq4is
@Bob-qq4is 7 жыл бұрын
Conan's probably the only talk show host who's smart enough for burr
@ChiccinTendies
@ChiccinTendies 5 жыл бұрын
It's not that the other ones aren't smart, it's just that Conan is the last prime time host left with a shred of integrity.
@RobotWizard4209
@RobotWizard4209 5 жыл бұрын
@@stanvanillo9831 I don't think your smart enough to understand
@RobotWizard4209
@RobotWizard4209 5 жыл бұрын
@@stanvanillo9831 my mistake then lol
@jumpieva
@jumpieva 5 жыл бұрын
can you imagine jimmy kimmel having a meltdown if he had him
@bog7227
@bog7227 4 жыл бұрын
@@RobotWizard4209 you're
@okamuspanulirus9614
@okamuspanulirus9614 8 жыл бұрын
My mom died of cancer but I agree with Bill that theres a time and place. Why burden someone and deprive them of entertainment? Just overly sensitive to me.
@craigresnianky6909
@craigresnianky6909 5 жыл бұрын
It's the new puritanism.
@iheartpiano18
@iheartpiano18 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. I lost my grandmother from a weird type of cancer and even though it’s heart breaking you don’t need to be reminded of that pain when you are trying to get distracted from your own reality or drag someone else to feel your pain when all they want to do is disconnect.
@danielgoss6367
@danielgoss6367 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss but yeah people need to stop being buzzkills
@askme4450
@askme4450 4 жыл бұрын
It has to do with awareness. Which helps with funding which saves lives.
@ryanforgo7028
@ryanforgo7028 4 жыл бұрын
believe me what he is saying there is not about depriving him of entertainment only. it is about how he pictures that sport as his escape out of the harsh reality where he can skip out a little and then they come reminding him right into the middle of it about the world.
@PINQINQ
@PINQINQ Жыл бұрын
What makes Bill a legend is that when the room goes silent he goes even harder and gets an even bigger laugh in the end. It’s incredible how he goes to the edge and pulls it back 😂
@chrispermetti9485
@chrispermetti9485 3 жыл бұрын
I think Bill is one of the few people who doesn’t care what other people think of him he says whatever he wants whenever and that’s why he’s great
@MisogynyMan
@MisogynyMan 2 жыл бұрын
He's already married, how much worse can it get?
@Jedicake
@Jedicake 9 жыл бұрын
Hey he might speak the harsh truth, but he's spot on.
@yokie52
@yokie52 9 жыл бұрын
I think he's a good guy and actually very pro-woman. He is actually making fun of men in many of his bits, but it may go above the heads of some, not you, of course. ; )
@psychobillynumbnuts1
@psychobillynumbnuts1 9 жыл бұрын
Pro woman? Lmao. Even billy admits he's a sexist asshole on his podcast. That's some of the reasons why i love him.
@KevinMuhlbach
@KevinMuhlbach 9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, but he's sexist in the way I feel all men are, not in the same way that's necessarily hateful. He's just got the balls to say it ova there
@psychobillynumbnuts1
@psychobillynumbnuts1 9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Muhlbach Yea but is he pro feminist? fucking god no
@KevinMuhlbach
@KevinMuhlbach 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not a fan of the way you worded that though. It's semantics but it's not like Bill is against women's rights, he's just annoyed by it being in his face. And that's fine, I don't think Bill is really a part of the problem in that sense. It's not like he's against women being paid equally or thinks they're less than men, in fact he always goes on how they evolved smarter because we could beat the shit out of them. But now we can't.
@dbasrus
@dbasrus 8 жыл бұрын
Love how the audience was going a little quiet at one point, clearly wondering if they should be laughing at this, until Bill pulled it back with the perfect analogy of someone pausing the film in a movie.
@lavielemond
@lavielemond 4 жыл бұрын
+darkhorse Agreed 100%, my friend...NO ONE does comical analogies & metaphors like our boy Billy!!
@calfagra
@calfagra 4 жыл бұрын
It's not like the analogy is perfect, but how could he pull out that analogy in a matter of second
@g194g
@g194g 4 жыл бұрын
He is a master of pushing audiences away and bringing them back. It really makes you rethink things
@rj24vc15
@rj24vc15 4 жыл бұрын
@@g194g Love when he does this stuff with these PC crowds. He always turns the groans into laughs.
@CorridorJ
@CorridorJ 4 жыл бұрын
Bill is the master at analogies like he can explain Astro physics with a perfect sports analogy
@WBUline
@WBUline 3 жыл бұрын
After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!
@danschuster5187
@danschuster5187 2 жыл бұрын
Finally late night are done things of the past podcast replaced them
@TimScottSuiGeneris
@TimScottSuiGeneris 2 жыл бұрын
Rest easy Norm, ya Canuck 🇨🇦🍁
@lightninlarry8936
@lightninlarry8936 2 жыл бұрын
Damn...
@sandraandrews9907
@sandraandrews9907 2 жыл бұрын
Please add Tom Hanks, bc he's the 1 who was responsible coming up with "Coco" all those years ago.
@uppercut70
@uppercut70 5 жыл бұрын
Love how Bill has the guts to say what many of us are thinking then the crowd goes uncomfortably quiet like they're holding their breath. Cracks me up every time
@docluv14
@docluv14 8 жыл бұрын
"There's a Time and a Place" LOL 😆😆
@Zaba_the_Dogling
@Zaba_the_Dogling 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats the funny bit for those who dont get the stuff thats actually funny
@allenatkins2263
@allenatkins2263 4 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Alkman IT'S THE JEEEEEEWWWWWWWW$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!
@treepeenbawlz1934
@treepeenbawlz1934 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@calm_compost
@calm_compost 4 жыл бұрын
Feels like people were mad before he told that punchline.
@supsoul7235
@supsoul7235 4 жыл бұрын
Ok professor oak
@Jeff-BrokenJaw
@Jeff-BrokenJaw 8 жыл бұрын
What I love about Bill Burr is he's just being honest. Most of his material is stuff I think, too!
@enterBeastmode1
@enterBeastmode1 8 жыл бұрын
+Bruce Wayne (Batman) What if he is the Joker?
@armandsutt9806
@armandsutt9806 8 жыл бұрын
+Bruce Wayne (Batman) Bruce Wayne is Batman? Serious spoiler man.
@TheDjkillahoe
@TheDjkillahoe 8 жыл бұрын
+enterBeastmode1 what if he made the joker?
@blammod664
@blammod664 8 жыл бұрын
+Bruce Wayne (Batman) He's honest to the point of making people absolutely uncomfortable by saying the shit most of the public just doesn't dare.
@Gyroslove
@Gyroslove 8 жыл бұрын
+Bruce Wayne (Batman) yeah he is an awesome person and comic ! do you know maybe what happened to him? he turned gray really fast, a couple years before this clip he had red hair and looked 10 years younger
@sd012082
@sd012082 5 жыл бұрын
Had me dying with the Florida state song..lmao that is so true they could run a play for no gain and the tomahawk chop song plays
@jordanmarrero9153
@jordanmarrero9153 Жыл бұрын
"There's a time and a place!" Literally crying laughing. He's right, and you can *still* support those in better, more efficient ways.
@1969ryson
@1969ryson 8 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is the best guest on any show he is a on.
@macdoj4
@macdoj4 8 жыл бұрын
+Chris J "a on"
@FoolssGold
@FoolssGold 8 жыл бұрын
+Chris J an on*
@georgeanton575
@georgeanton575 8 жыл бұрын
Onion*
@RedHairdo
@RedHairdo 8 жыл бұрын
Knight
@theivory1
@theivory1 8 жыл бұрын
+Chris J Check out Harland Williams on Conan. The best for me is a toss up between these two.
@alexriggs2307
@alexriggs2307 7 жыл бұрын
If you're on a bill burr binge, check out his walking tours. They're hilarious
@kevinsullivan6683
@kevinsullivan6683 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@helenweight6402
@helenweight6402 6 жыл бұрын
My slow day at work just got better. Much thanks
@johnmulchins6300
@johnmulchins6300 5 жыл бұрын
Great comment
@datboicuz
@datboicuz 5 жыл бұрын
3:25
@hazeldelacruz5162
@hazeldelacruz5162 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH
@tonykissthesniperrifle
@tonykissthesniperrifle Жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is just everyone’s intrusive thoughts speaking at once 😂
@Rualnys
@Rualnys 2 жыл бұрын
I could swear that Bill is the best guest that Conan ever has.
@marichiarra8495
@marichiarra8495 Жыл бұрын
He and Timothy Olyphant. 🙂
@noobkilller1
@noobkilller1 8 жыл бұрын
he allways trys to tell the truth through comedy. so ppl dont get angry at him for telling the truth.
@raywar3
@raywar3 8 жыл бұрын
+Eye-Killa He also supports Trump...through his comedy of course. Should we not be angry?
@noobkilller1
@noobkilller1 8 жыл бұрын
trump will save america. only potencial president who doesnt got some1's hand in his ass. every1 other president is a puppet(excpet a few)
@raywar3
@raywar3 8 жыл бұрын
Eye-Killa A weak ineffective president is better than someone who is discriminatory and wants to create a state where a lot of people would be marginalised.
@introgauge
@introgauge 8 жыл бұрын
+CaptainRay well then they should work to not get marginalized..................long pause* NO, not welfare you idiot.
@raywar3
@raywar3 8 жыл бұрын
Introgauge .C But for the real, I understand that we give too much welfare for immigrants, I believe welfare should be spread proportionally among the homeless. And let me explain why we have welfare. Because we are nice people (in short). Do you want to live in a state where people are just like, fuck the blind people, why don't they get fucking jobs. Of course we don't, at least I hope you're not as big an asshole as that. There are a lot of people in this world that find it hard to find jobs, have a better understanding of the bad things people go through in life.
@oralboytoy
@oralboytoy 7 жыл бұрын
1:22 I love how Conan is afraid to laugh and just makes a straight face, but then can't help himself
@dankmeme682
@dankmeme682 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Conan had no way of saving this segment if Bill didn't keep going. Ol' Billy has a way of turning the audience around and its beautiful.
@SSJ0016
@SSJ0016 Жыл бұрын
I think Conan genuinely finds Bill hilarious. The way he laughs and doesn't try and steer Bill to be politically correct, it just seems like he enjoys having Bill on his show.
@davidm9214
@davidm9214 Жыл бұрын
Because they both have red hair
@MitchellBoomin
@MitchellBoomin Жыл бұрын
Boston connection. Conans a comedian too dont forget lol
@Loan5tarr
@Loan5tarr Жыл бұрын
They’re good buds who hang out once in a while without all the cameras or audience.
@atumanov55
@atumanov55 6 ай бұрын
He does. They're good friends off the show. Conan talked about it once somewhere I forgot where but he said he was friends with Bill for like 15 years or something
@thenorthremembers4221
@thenorthremembers4221 3 жыл бұрын
His ability to feed off of awkward moments is pure genius!😂
@stash.
@stash. 8 жыл бұрын
What's scary is you can see Burr is holding back (^o^)
@brendajackson13
@brendajackson13 7 жыл бұрын
It's so sad.
@prashikjadhav3954
@prashikjadhav3954 5 жыл бұрын
It's smart
@randomaccessfemale
@randomaccessfemale 5 жыл бұрын
I can imagine how funny he would be with a small group in a bar.
@prohamilton7870
@prohamilton7870 5 жыл бұрын
Looncan his podcast goes full throttle
@JimBob-ky8sm
@JimBob-ky8sm 4 жыл бұрын
He has to here because network television is run by a bunch of PC wimps who can't take a joke.
@Threepwoot
@Threepwoot 8 жыл бұрын
There are not many people who publicly call out true BULLSHIT like that. love it :)
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 8 жыл бұрын
That's why I love and respect Bill so much!!
@lclane5256
@lclane5256 4 жыл бұрын
This man is a national treasure. 100%.
@witchblade100377
@witchblade100377 3 жыл бұрын
I just love how Burr silences people with some things he says and then immediately turns it into a joke and has everyone busting up laughing.
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 4 жыл бұрын
1:21 That moment when nobody in the audience gives Bill any feedback...dude is fearless XD
@Vicvines
@Vicvines 8 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with Bill. My grandfather suffered with throat cancer for 10 years. I feel for cancer patients. My heart goes out to them. But... this is a fucking ballgame. I bet there are even cancer patients watching the game like "Ok, that's enough, come on. Jesus!"
@crystalmascot3107
@crystalmascot3107 8 жыл бұрын
+Samsara Karma lol like totally in to the game then suddenly. "Oh shit I have cancer, fuck this shit I WAS ENJOYING MY LIFE FOR MAYBE THE LAST TIME YOU FUCKER STOP REMINDING ME I'M GONNA DIE"
@kc8639
@kc8639 8 жыл бұрын
+Crystal Mascot - NO KIDDING!!! I don't see anyone going on Oprah Winfrey with a blue scarf wrapped around their balls talking about testicular cancer. ENOUGH OF THE PINK DURING NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Vladpryde
@Vladpryde 8 жыл бұрын
+Vic Vinegar I totally get that. My mother has survived cancer twice, and it may eventually claim her life someday. I don't fucking need to be reminded about it during a sports game. I'm mostly deaf, and I wear hearing aids in both ears. If they did this shit "Stand Up To Deafness", I'd lose my fucking mind. I wake up every day knowing my hearing loss is permanent. I don't need people's pity, and I sure as fuck don't need to be reminded about it.
@rileyfreeman9178
@rileyfreeman9178 8 жыл бұрын
+Vladpryde Amen to that
@vvunytovveb1277
@vvunytovveb1277 6 жыл бұрын
Patrick its prob wut gayv them kancur...
@yung_broccolini
@yung_broccolini 9 жыл бұрын
BIll Burr is with a doubt the funniest comedian around right now.
@terrysommers7239
@terrysommers7239 6 жыл бұрын
i like "with a doubt", such and so is the best blah blah blah.
@adfasfuiuiui1056
@adfasfuiuiui1056 6 жыл бұрын
peter zebot Oh yes, he knows with a doubt.
@asasipogi
@asasipogi 5 жыл бұрын
peter zebot eh? Burr is still funny.
@zef3k
@zef3k 5 жыл бұрын
He kills it, every single time. I want to watch a Burr blowout; I bet it would be hilarious.
@wardvision
@wardvision 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about dave chappelle when i saw that "with a doubt"
@tb7667
@tb7667 3 жыл бұрын
1:45 - Conan's face hearing the 'I was molested with I was 9' joke was like an 8 year old on Christmas.
@anya2979
@anya2979 4 жыл бұрын
7 vids later I'm gonna have to admit to myself that i love this man lol
@Eric-jb1ym
@Eric-jb1ym 7 жыл бұрын
1:27 Conan is trying so hard to hold in his laughter lol
@Donkey_Lips
@Donkey_Lips 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because you know Fallon would've slapped the desk in half at that point.
@mattpike5264
@mattpike5264 4 жыл бұрын
Yo shillinger
@rikupv
@rikupv 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon would've combusted
@zaghir8351
@zaghir8351 6 жыл бұрын
I love how uncomfortable he makes everyone. It’s priceless
@reachbinnie
@reachbinnie 2 жыл бұрын
So true. Journalism and Comedy/Satire both have the power to bring about change by making people uncomfortable.
@jeffreyirish3646
@jeffreyirish3646 Жыл бұрын
Mostly because the audience are sheep and so scared to laugh. Wet the finger and see which way the wind is blowing. Total group think morons. Everybody looking at each other to see if it's ok to laugh. It's hilarious
@hunterojustice7236
@hunterojustice7236 3 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Burr. He just doesn’t give a crap.
@SD-zd8yu
@SD-zd8yu 3 жыл бұрын
Wow this is even more true now than ever before
@colinglen4505
@colinglen4505 7 жыл бұрын
he's absolutely right ...I cant watch tv these days without having that disease shoved in my face at every ad break.
@Suhcamara
@Suhcamara 7 жыл бұрын
If you or a family member were exposed to asbestos you may be entitled to a cash award.
@bono300vox
@bono300vox 7 жыл бұрын
It's waaay different than Coca Cola making and ad, don't be stupid
@PONYBOYonline
@PONYBOYonline 7 жыл бұрын
Oh poor wittle baby. People are actually suffering, and you're here complaining that you have to hear about it during commercial breaks....
@Enzone218
@Enzone218 7 жыл бұрын
its like bill said, we already know that it's bad and that people are suffering and we help when we can, but we don't need to hear it every second of everyday
@whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417
@whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417 7 жыл бұрын
+PONYBOYonline and what do you suggest we do about it dumbass
@Anfubvinch
@Anfubvinch 8 жыл бұрын
"She slipped on a napkin and banged her head on a pencil sharpener"
@AFFLICTED269
@AFFLICTED269 8 жыл бұрын
+Anfubvinch Slipped on an afghan ***
@no2wavesarethesame
@no2wavesarethesame 8 жыл бұрын
+John Smith (Wreckologyy) stop being racist, afghans are people too
@joecollas9942
@joecollas9942 8 жыл бұрын
no more
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 8 жыл бұрын
The chances of that lmao.
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 7 жыл бұрын
Daaaaaaaadddd
@rkloete
@rkloete 5 жыл бұрын
He's one funny dude. Man, I haven't laughed so hard in my life. Bill is hilarious. He needs to come to an LSU Bama game in Baton Rouge, and I'll treat him to some great tailgating in Baton Rouge. He will not go hungry. BTW, our band knows more than one song.
@nicholas4727
@nicholas4727 4 жыл бұрын
Bill burrs delivery is absolutely perfect every time.
@ILLadviser
@ILLadviser 7 жыл бұрын
"put some rouge on his face, have him do it with an ax" 😂😂😂
@JCMacDonald
@JCMacDonald 9 жыл бұрын
bill burr is the fucking best! people think hes dumb, but the way he can relate everyday situations is pure genius. 1. louis ck 2.bill burr (out of current comedians, not deceased)
@bearwithgun14
@bearwithgun14 8 жыл бұрын
+dhd Doug Stanhope too
@briandawkins7108
@briandawkins7108 8 жыл бұрын
+dhd i cant get over how much self hate louis ck actually has. Every show is just him trying to get black friends it seems, so fucking annoying
@3dge--runner
@3dge--runner 8 жыл бұрын
+dhd agreed
@kittenman7667
@kittenman7667 8 жыл бұрын
Bill is No.1 and so much ahead of Louis ck IMO
@anthonycoleman5524
@anthonycoleman5524 Жыл бұрын
That tomahawk chop bit is one of the funniest bits I've ever heard from bill 🤣🤣🤣
@Irraptured
@Irraptured 5 жыл бұрын
1:48 look at Conans face, he goes through a rollercoaster of emotions lmfao
@GunnerJoe93
@GunnerJoe93 9 жыл бұрын
Man Bill Burr should be president! This dude is funny even when he talks about serious shit. Pure talent.
@GunnerJoe93
@GunnerJoe93 9 жыл бұрын
***** I like him a lot too.
@americanIDOLfan11111
@americanIDOLfan11111 9 жыл бұрын
He could never be president.. America is not ready for the truth, America only votes for crooked salesman.
@Josho4096
@Josho4096 9 жыл бұрын
Ana Costellano More like crooked puppets!
@LuneyTune72
@LuneyTune72 9 жыл бұрын
I love Bill but he's also a conspiracy theorist so I'll pass on him ever being president.
@keysersozae
@keysersozae 9 жыл бұрын
LuneyTune72 But now he's OK with the New World Order. He came full circle, remember?
@DeniseFaraday
@DeniseFaraday 9 жыл бұрын
It's never a dull moment when Bill is on Conan, is it? LOL He does have a point with all the causes and sporting events. Hell, I've had cancer as a kid and beat it and also donate to a cancer charity and other worthy causes when I can, but there should be a time and place for these things. For example, when purchasing your tickets online for the sporting event, there should be an option of which charity you wish to donate a $1 or more to...
@keeperkai999
@keeperkai999 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think the point of these athletic events or comedy for most people is to "get away from the horrific things in life" for a second, and then they put these things in the middle of it...it doesn't bother me at all but I can understand the point he's making here.
@Metalblowing
@Metalblowing 9 жыл бұрын
yup, a great idea :)
@DrunkBastard
@DrunkBastard 9 жыл бұрын
You can't even use escapist entertainment to escape from the world's drama any more.
@agustindetlefsen6944
@agustindetlefsen6944 Жыл бұрын
1:29 with that phrase he got conan 😂
@tonymakaroni2898
@tonymakaroni2898 5 жыл бұрын
He is probably the only one who makes Conan laugh so much, I love it :D
@AceJofu
@AceJofu 5 жыл бұрын
I love how conan tried to hold in his laugh at the cancer joke but then busted out laughing.
@tokokuken
@tokokuken 7 жыл бұрын
Burr really destroys on Conan. I mean, he's funny period, but it needs noted just how able he is to work his stuff as three minute TV bits, or whatever. It's not hacky or bloated and feels lose.
@lolyermad
@lolyermad 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Also I feel like the way Conan interviews and his way of thinking helps communicate Bill's madness to the audience very effectively. Basically 100% the opposite of Jimmy Fallon.
@emiangurabardhi8660
@emiangurabardhi8660 7 жыл бұрын
tokokuken totally. his stand ups are amazing but i just enjoy these more.
@trentirvin2008
@trentirvin2008 7 жыл бұрын
lolyermad I swear Conan is the only one that really gets comedians
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 7 жыл бұрын
Conan really lets him breathe, and Bill really does have to feel around a lot with his comedy, much like Louie does. It's what makes them both so amazing to watch, they're constantly re-configuring.
@arumaibright5302
@arumaibright5302 5 жыл бұрын
Watching Conan laughing his heart out makes me happy
@CoachMT4000
@CoachMT4000 4 жыл бұрын
That part about Florida State!!! Spot on!!!
@Maxpen14
@Maxpen14 7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Bill Burr is just amazing
@tp3039
@tp3039 5 жыл бұрын
@@christophertoole6994 GOOD ONE BRO!!! LOLOLOLOL not.
@Frankincensedjb123
@Frankincensedjb123 9 жыл бұрын
I started out working with Billy Burr in Boston. He used to just tell jokes and then turned into this social commentary guy. He's always been very funny. He's one of the few comics today that makes me laugh. I also worked with Dan Cooke. He didn't talk to too many of the comics, kept to himself, but I never thought he was nearly as funny as Billy. And I've seen Cooke lately and he is just terrible. Any chance you get, go see Billy in person. Good stuff.
@likwideffect
@likwideffect 9 жыл бұрын
Doesn't it suck that even though you played the same clubs he's famous and you're just a loser commenting on a youtube video
@beardedhomie
@beardedhomie 9 жыл бұрын
thelikwideffect you're a fucking dumbass
@DirtyFrigginHarry
@DirtyFrigginHarry 9 жыл бұрын
It's good to see a truly talented guy like Bill get so much mainstream success. I've been a big fan of his for a long time and the last few years have been such a pleasure to witness. Edgy is overused but I feel like he's one of the few guys in the big leagues who do this type of humor without shock being the primary means of laughter. I think right now he's probably the hottest comic along with Louie CK.
@Frankincensedjb123
@Frankincensedjb123 9 жыл бұрын
DirtyFrigginHarry He's edgy but not all the time. I think it depends on where he is with his material, but he is one of the few comics out there actually saying something. But it's funny to see him now because I can remember him with his handful of notes just unoffensive cute jokes really, and now he's the tough social commentary guy. He's come a long way
@Frankincensedjb123
@Frankincensedjb123 9 жыл бұрын
thelikwideffect Not at all. I currently own a national education / coaching firm that has made me quite wealthy where I don't have to work another day if I don't want to. And I was just talking to Billy maybe a month ago. He said that he was jealous because he still has to go on the road which he said he's getting tired of. Ironic huh? Well, hope all works to the best for you and happy holidays
@eauvercompensate833
@eauvercompensate833 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is hilarious on his own but Conan’s reactions make it even better!
@jackhancho8571
@jackhancho8571 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Conan asks him one question and he steals the show 😂😂
@that1guy614
@that1guy614 7 жыл бұрын
Bill burr prob the only guy to get conans real laugh
@37theEnigma
@37theEnigma 7 жыл бұрын
the sauceboss_27 Him, Louis C.K., and Norm MacDonald
@youngdolo8
@youngdolo8 3 жыл бұрын
John Cleese as well
@kickapoo242
@kickapoo242 3 жыл бұрын
Will Ferrel as well
@binilgn5941
@binilgn5941 3 жыл бұрын
Flula
@nayannbg6314
@nayannbg6314 3 жыл бұрын
Aubrey Plaza and Norm is always the pioneer when it comes to Conan😁 Love their presence
@danh5150
@danh5150 8 жыл бұрын
"Just in case you forgot about the horrors of the world for half a second... They should just cut to an earthquake, and people getting buried in a mudslide, as the next pitcher is warming up". ------------------------------ Literally laughing the 'eff out loud over here!!
@efisgpr
@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын
LOL then a commercial comes on for Kahlua Mudslide
@akim2442
@akim2442 4 жыл бұрын
with a perfectly silly hand motion
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick 4 жыл бұрын
He got me with the mudslide too
@DoffenGG
@DoffenGG 2 жыл бұрын
I can see these a million times, I'll have a good time every time. Burr and Conan is such an awesome duo!
@yokiryuchan7655
@yokiryuchan7655 2 жыл бұрын
When he starts making fun of how native Americans sing I was laughing so hard I was in tears "You know Native Americans never even did that" LMAO
@mikecantreed
@mikecantreed 9 жыл бұрын
Hey ole Billy red face. Love how he's so good now that he can leave the audience hanging with some heavy shit like a love one dying of cancer and then have them dying laughing a few seconds later. It's like he's trying to constantly bury and unbury himself. One of the greatest of all time in my opinion.
@gregorcollins
@gregorcollins 9 жыл бұрын
Great description of it - the whole burying then unburying himself.
@gregorcollins
@gregorcollins 9 жыл бұрын
Gregor Collins I think Louis CK does this as well, in a less dark way.
@Josho4096
@Josho4096 9 жыл бұрын
Everyone is dying of cancer somewhere. Also of aids, pneumonia, etc. Do we need to do a 6 minute silent remembrance or respects during the Oscars? Or the SuperBowl, or the final season episode of Family Guy? Time and a place guys, time and a place.
@Ropeadopeya
@Ropeadopeya 9 жыл бұрын
He is one of the few that makes Conan genuinely laugh.
@rndm7528
@rndm7528 4 жыл бұрын
bro this dude is hitting the nail every single time. hes right 100%
@stevez6300
@stevez6300 3 жыл бұрын
These Bill and Conan clips can completely turn your day around, so good 😊
@phyfts
@phyfts 8 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing on that native american joke after 2 years.
@phyfts
@phyfts 4 жыл бұрын
Still laughing
@fatheadedbeanrat.8580
@fatheadedbeanrat.8580 4 жыл бұрын
Still laughing
@SahilSharma-mu4yk
@SahilSharma-mu4yk 4 жыл бұрын
Still laughing.
@kralle-uw9mc
@kralle-uw9mc 4 жыл бұрын
The picture he creates how the movie makers used a retards voice...:DDDD
@fastidious5166
@fastidious5166 9 жыл бұрын
His latest special on Netflix is comedy gold. The whole bit on religion was fucking spot on.
@YoungShyne123
@YoungShyne123 9 жыл бұрын
Jabajsadas felif yes on netflix
@thelankytank
@thelankytank 9 жыл бұрын
What's it called? I don't typically watch specials but I know him from Joe rogans podcast
@PhantasyPhils
@PhantasyPhils 9 жыл бұрын
thanks for this, I knew nothing about it. I assume you mean the 'I'm Sorry You Feel That Way" special that just came out today?
@justclayhead
@justclayhead 9 жыл бұрын
Ohhh damn I didn't know he had a new one out. Thanks
@101babybush
@101babybush 9 жыл бұрын
it was amazing I saw it last night
@lavielemond
@lavielemond 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it when Bill cracks up when he's thinking about something that he's about to say, such as at 3:18 and 3:36 - GUY'S A LEGEND!!
@WillRock07
@WillRock07 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you can tell everyone agrees with him but everyone is so AFRIAD to agree with him. It's only when he points out the idiocy of whats happening that everyone starts to laugh with him, but he kinda has to give them a nudge lmao.
@anakina1
@anakina1 6 жыл бұрын
I tried not to wake my wife, but when he said "I was molested when I was nine." I lost it. This guy is gold. How many are just clicking from one to another. It is like mind candy.
@GBXS
@GBXS 8 жыл бұрын
I love how Conan, unlike other comedian show hosts, doesn't try to one up Burr. Conan really makes a great quality show.
@juanaltredo2974
@juanaltredo2974 8 жыл бұрын
+GBXS well said, incredible how letterman is exactly the opposite, he needs to have the spotlight, even though most of the time he isnt as funny as his guests
@GBXS
@GBXS 8 жыл бұрын
juan altredo Letterman? What about that SNL guy that has the roots on his show. He can't let anyone have their moment.
@juanaltredo2974
@juanaltredo2974 8 жыл бұрын
GBXS letterman is the worst, he barely lets his guests talk, particularly if they're funny it becomes a competition
@jermainewatson670
@jermainewatson670 3 жыл бұрын
The way Bill, Conan and Andy all laugh at end is wholesome af
@clownishgal1435
@clownishgal1435 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching Bill Burr and Conan. They are hilarious and they are being honest with their views on stuff.
@trevormadison7800
@trevormadison7800 9 жыл бұрын
Can you just have Bill Burr on every month?
@4EverDubin
@4EverDubin 9 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Instead of the usual boring asshats.
@4EverDubin
@4EverDubin 9 жыл бұрын
aDotFromTheFuture Yeah, already signed up wince earlier the year.
@mizzou19
@mizzou19 9 жыл бұрын
*every week
@nekozombie
@nekozombie 5 жыл бұрын
every millisecond*
@laucio1918
@laucio1918 5 жыл бұрын
Can we have him host the show
@coreyjamesharris3679
@coreyjamesharris3679 9 жыл бұрын
My dad's stage 4 and he hates those cancer commercials too. He hates every time they come on during games
@ahmedanssaien6449
@ahmedanssaien6449 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. It's like getting cockblocked in the middle of having the best sex of one's life. 😂
@brieflycake
@brieflycake Жыл бұрын
If you can interrupt a sports game with announcements about cancer etc then you should also be able to interrupt funeral services with sports updates
@Saiputera
@Saiputera Жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂
@machupicchu3941
@machupicchu3941 Жыл бұрын
“I’m trying to watch a game here.” 😂😂
@kiragumanyara
@kiragumanyara 8 жыл бұрын
bill burr on conan is ALWAYS the best... I love watching Conan lose his shit laughing at the hilarity coming from Billy
@ARKHAMxMaverick
@ARKHAMxMaverick 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure who else can make Conan laugh so genuinely, long live Bill Burr.
@b1ankface
@b1ankface 7 жыл бұрын
dave chappelle
@romehalt
@romehalt 7 жыл бұрын
Actorsstudio2777 Norm.
@joud1436
@joud1436 7 жыл бұрын
Actorsstudio2777 louis ck
@bleedulus
@bleedulus 5 жыл бұрын
3:18 bill laughing at his own thoughts before he says it. hahah
@yoda9518
@yoda9518 3 жыл бұрын
This was 7 years ago. Nowadays we can't watch sports without talking about someone's skins color.
@ramonmoreno8014
@ramonmoreno8014 2 жыл бұрын
or you can't
@yoda9518
@yoda9518 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramonmoreno8014 Touché
@user-fj4po1lt1i
@user-fj4po1lt1i 2 жыл бұрын
R u purple
@jorgealbertoestradaalvarez5396
@jorgealbertoestradaalvarez5396 6 жыл бұрын
I would love to see the akward reaction of Ellen if this was on her show
@bensisko4651
@bensisko4651 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, her and most people. Conan Bill Burr clips are the best👍🏽
@tossedburrito9028
@tossedburrito9028 3 жыл бұрын
Would Ellen ever put him on?
@bensisko4651
@bensisko4651 3 жыл бұрын
@@tossedburrito9028 The man said it best "awkward" lol😅🤣😂🤣🤣
@problemstube7266
@problemstube7266 3 жыл бұрын
Have u seen the audience on ellen ?
@85tclower
@85tclower 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr on Ellen or Oprah would be an all time great show.
@Sappa9702
@Sappa9702 9 жыл бұрын
It must be so hard being Bill, there's so much pressure on him to come on Conan and be funny. You can see everyone is just waiting for him to say something funny, he must feel so pressured. Anyways, funny as usual big bill! You're the man!
@ChelovekOdin
@ChelovekOdin 9 жыл бұрын
you think so? my call is all he says is pure freestyle thought train, what he really thinks, just being himself
@teamworkformyfrainds
@teamworkformyfrainds 9 жыл бұрын
Anton Z Bill knows exactly when his big lines are. And he does get nervous like any other human being. The afghan rug/pencil sharper line was big but he got anxious and fucked it up. It's the small things
@fredrocksyo
@fredrocksyo 9 жыл бұрын
teamworkformyfrainds What an analysis lol...
@B4raCk0s4Ma
@B4raCk0s4Ma 8 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's nervous. He can practically say anything and it's hilarious because of his masterful delivery
@jamescav9316
@jamescav9316 8 жыл бұрын
+Naz™ i doubt he gives a shit lol
@shelbywilkerson235
@shelbywilkerson235 2 жыл бұрын
Conan and Bill together are a blast! You cant get by without laughing till it hurts!
@Luqman899
@Luqman899 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these...and then a year later re-watch it and LMAO again, Bill is the best.
@aaronmcphearson8208
@aaronmcphearson8208 9 жыл бұрын
I applaud Bill Burr for his ever-glowing realness.
@ImHankMardookis
@ImHankMardookis 7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I have these same thoughts but can't articulate them nearly as well as Burr can. Love this dude!
@sirriffsalot4158
@sirriffsalot4158 5 жыл бұрын
02:58 and 03:24 kills me every time... being playing it on loop for the last five minutes. Only made this post to make it easier for myself. Enjoy!
@MalloryNewcomb
@MalloryNewcomb 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr could insult me and I’d say “thank you” ... then go home and re-evaluate all my life choices 😂
@Neonusrat
@Neonusrat 7 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Burr he's hilarious! I'm actually crying with laughter!
@dewanmdurnto3592
@dewanmdurnto3592 6 жыл бұрын
Nusrat Choudhury if I was you I would cry too .....
@efisgpr
@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын
You look so happy. :)
@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists 4 жыл бұрын
sy good by to your country anyway. hahhaha
@iconoclancy
@iconoclancy 7 жыл бұрын
So many people in the audience afraid to laugh, lest they be labelled a bad person. Then there's me here on my computer pissing myself.
@bunnyhop4592
@bunnyhop4592 4 жыл бұрын
Was that a moment for you
@katedavis3233
@katedavis3233 3 жыл бұрын
What do you want a medal
@MrWilson
@MrWilson 5 жыл бұрын
I am actually hooked to these videos man
@rafaelng7485
@rafaelng7485 3 жыл бұрын
I love how happy is Conan when Bill Burr is around. His smile and laughing are to genuine!!
@Anthony-uf3oz
@Anthony-uf3oz 2 жыл бұрын
*too genuine
@rafaelng7485
@rafaelng7485 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anthony-uf3oz thanks!
@LouJNT
@LouJNT 8 жыл бұрын
That sound that Bill was imitating is gonna be my alarm from now on
@theillmeister
@theillmeister 9 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr. Comedic genius. Everything he rants about is gold.
@catlover7466
@catlover7466 3 жыл бұрын
Conan almost succeeds at keeping a straight face until “no there is a time and a place” lol that line makes me laugh too 🤣🤣
@spencerfalzy
@spencerfalzy 3 жыл бұрын
Bill and conan play off each other so well it’s amazing
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