I hear ya, Bill. No B and B for me either. I like my own bathroom too.🤣

I'm with Bill on this. No thank you. If I'm paying to stay overnight anywhere, I best have my own bathroom and hubby and I plan our own outings, alone.

Happy retirement Bill!! You're the best!

Bill's one of The Greatest Comedians EVER,Bar None.🤟

I love ❤️ the blue collar comedy guys seriously I’ve tried other comedy comedians but blue collar is the best ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Love bill, miss the Sunday mornings with bill ,

Thank you Bill for you for the years of laughter you provided to all of us. You are a true genius!!!!!!!

I just wanted to say how much I have enjoyed all your acts, I never had the privilege of seeing you live, but your comedy has helped me through difficult times, always made me smile and laugh, thank you for all you have shared with us over the years. You are amazing.

No matter what the subject Bill seems to give us a laugh maybe the world would be a better place if all of us could do this 🙂🙂🙂

I totally agree, I've never been to stay in one because I don't see the point in paying a fortune to stay in someone's else's house 😂😂

I enjoy B&B's but still found this way too funny, thanks for the laugh.

Nailed it! I miss Blue collar comedy :-)

I love Bill Engvall!

Bill I'm with you. B&B's are not my thing, nor antiquing.

He has been a bright spot in comedy for quite awhile. Funny without the nastiness that is out there today.

I miss this, there aren’t many good stand up comedians anymore

I gotta agree with Bill on this. No thank you. I'm not sleeping in a room, around people I don't know, if I can't lock the door. I'm sure not sharing a bathroom. I'm good.

The Lizzie Borden House is probably the only bed and breakfast that’s worth your time.

Miss your Sunday mornings Bill. Love these clips though 😉 hope you had a wonderful Christmas 🎄 wishing you well for the upcoming New Year 🎉

Love Bill

Great Stuff, Bill.. Enjoy your Retirement..

Hello Bill Engvall, I just want to say merry Christmas to you and your family and I want to talk about today’s funny video bed and breakfast. sometimes I think it’s better to just stay in home stay indoors save money but that’s just me. Maybe it’s me because of the pandemic that we had. I don’t know. I am more of a hermit now than I’ve ever been. Yep I guess the pandemic changed, and people changed me for sure for change my waist line. My God I was skinny before now I’m not and that’s just crazy to me. Now I’m trying to lose that way you know easier said than done. They say it is true. My thing is this I want to know what age everything goes downhill now and some of Bill‘s lovely videos with him being on stand up, he said when he hit 40 it all went downhill. Well Bill, I’m 40 and hasn’t gone downhill yet. I hope it doesn’t. Anyway I hope that you, please come out of retirement you need to bring the band back together Bill, you need to have you and Jeff and Larry and Ron do blue collar comedy tour rides again again you guys got to come out of retirement seriously we need your comic genius. We need your funny comic genius with the world we live in today we need funny and you guys are funny laughing out loud crying cat busting funny.

Enjoyable to listen to

Exactly who wants to share a bathroom with people you don't know.. it's not college. You can get infections. You should have a key to your room.

But just FYI....As a Travel Agent I can tell you that not All Bed and Breakys are the same. Alot of them do have rooms with their own bathrooms.

keep the clips coming

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Before the 1970s, when architects thought a family of 4 needed 1 bathroom and a GIANT yard.

Always enjoy your show. I just spent the last hour and a half researching hotels for my upcoming road trip. When did it become so difficult? I thought the internet was supposed to make it easier. But they only want to tell you what you want to hear without answering the questions you need answered. You still have to call and hopefully talk to a person to get real info. It's always nice to know if you have to wait on line to use the bathroom! 😏

We stayed at one when the weather had turned cold. Couple left, came home late and forgot to turn furnace on.

Still sleepy. XD.

I can't pick blue berries without eating them on the spot!

😅😅I was working on the books for a real nice bed and breakfast. He bought a lot of the antique looking vases and stuff at a discount store. And bought the cheapest scented store brand soaps and stuff and poured it into fancy bottles. 😅😅

Amen....no B&B...period, ever!

Kind of hoping they were gonna throw in the Renaissance Fair.

I would gladly share a bathroom, see if i can get someone to yell about the smell

Yeah, yas to b a very special; old house with atmosphere Bill.

No TV. No bathroom. No thanks. I’ve stayed in a B&B on a apple orchard. They didn’t plan activities. Breakfast was amazing. We had our own bathroom. My husband liked it more than I did.

I only stay somewhere overnight if i need to depending on how far im going and when i go it's to get away from people not live with people you don't know for a few days , i would rather be in the woods.

Ever tried the Lizzie Borden B&B?

All right, here’s something did you remember bill? Did you ask them well how do I put this? Where did you wash the sheets like the sheets and towels and stuff before you put them on the bed because that would be pretty important I mean yeah because if they don’t, I’m just saying bill you have every right to use the here’s your sign on them. They deserve it they they would deserve the biggest here’s your sign sign you could give them.

My wife and I have a bucket list agreement. When she gets one, I also get one. She had a concert she wanted to go to(which was very good.) I had a concert I have wanted to go to for 30 years and got lucky they just happened to be in my state the upcoming weekend, so we did that. My best man helped me out on one of mine(I wanted to drive a NASCAR Cup car.) He bought me the racing experience(it was fun as hell, especially since I had no passenger.) I had to do a driver's meeting, they tried to put me in the car, and I was like "I know how to get in." Then they let me loose. My wife got her bucket list item that same week by going to Natural Bridge on our honeymoon.

I stayed at a B&B with separate bathrooms and a room key. It depends on level of investment by operator.

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hes to funny

B&B is everything wrong with society, especially Air b&b. Do yourself a favor and get a hotel; it’s easier on your mind and wallet!

David Mitchell (uptight Brit) has 3 minutes on community bathrooms and if you pee at 3 am you do not flush, because that wakes everyone up, but if you make twosies you flush and yell loudly "IT was a 2" so they know you did not wake them unnecessarily

The last time my husband and I went to a B and B we broke the bed having sex. My husband didn’t even give me a chance to get, um, cleaned up before he went to the owner and “fessed up”. I was sitting in the bath room when they both came in! Glad we had spent the big bucks for the room with our own toilet and tub! I mighta been standing there still in the nude when they walked in.

Awsome bill great job

All right, I got to say another thing really fast you mentioned you want to do stirfry excuse me your wife wants to do stuff together. I think that’s great and all I really do when I dated back in my day before the pandemic I did stuff with the girls I dated we did stuff together we hold hands do you know why same reason you did Bill just show that you were together if you ain’t holding hands people are like oh they’re not together. They’re thinking that they’re not saying it but it’s true. I see couples nowadays still holding hands, which I think is sweet I think it’s a lost fart 💨 I said art not fart 😂. Damn you auto correct lol.

Only B & B's with their own bathroom. Agree on the blueberries-even bears would hire illegal immigrants.

My idea of holidaying / camping is a tarp and a spade/shovel ( his and her toilets is women find a tree to the left men find a tree to the right and the toilet paper is squeezed into the d handle of the spade.

I’ve always wondered the appeal of a Bed and Breakfast, why would I want to share a bathroom with a bunch of strangers and what about privacy? Then you have to mingle with these strangers on top of that, no thanks

I'm with Bill, B&B's are horrible, I might as well stay home.

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Omg too funny I'm ok staying in a historic inn but B&Bs no no no I'll hurt you if you try to force me to play charades blueberry picking pass gotta pick a lot they're low to the ground and thorny antiques maybe shared bathroom nopeitty nope and the endless cutesy pollyanna I might growl or hiss at you

My brain works so slow these days. I once asked a guy to take me to a b and b. He said no. He said no to the church fish dinner too that you could smell all the way down to where we were. But one day I was getting off a bus and he stood along the highway looking forlorn like I had done something wrong. I had a reason for going to the b and b. It's called PRIVACY. Something I haven't had ever since you know. I'm 74 now.

From one who picked fruit for a living many years ago (like 40). Why the hell does anyone do this for fun?

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Women love bed and breakfasts because it's like visiting a friend

OK I am to the part of your video bill that you talk about where is the bathroom? I just had an idea why don’t they just have an out house that way you don’t got a problem you gotta go potty go outside in the outhouse. What are the bathrooms for god for bed the tall is clogged, and there is no plunger. Do you have those moments bill when you flush the toilet and all of a sudden the water starts coming up I have had those moments and the first thing I look for is all good a plunger. Second thought I hope this works cause you would hate to be the person to open up the toilet bowl. Hook up the little metal wiry thing whatever you wanna call it inside the toilet bowl and make it flush. I think the biggest relief is one of the flashes and everything goes down and you start screaming like a giddy girl and people like what was going on in there nothing but you know what’s going on in there thank God everything is good now where is the Febreze to spray so it smells better anyway that’s my bathroom. Sketch.

Wait a minute, didn't you have bull riding on your bucket list a few years back? And didn't you acknowledge it was a huge mistake? Maybe she's editing your bucket list for you. 😀

The Lizzie Borden house is now a B&B. No thank you.

Where is this clip from?

OK you talk about long ago how about this from a blast from the past bill? Do you remember when the first phone came out cell phone and you couldn’t text at all which back in the day was good because well when those Motorola razors came out I own one of those. I loved it. It was pocket size and I couldn’t text on it very well because it was hard to text and everything was white weird this just shows how weird and how old I am. I’m so old back in 1997 in my old high school. They had this thing called a PalmPilot now he reminds me of the Samsung galaxy note with the S pen 🖊️. So that goes back to 1997 and basically what I was holding in my hand it was so funny it was pocket size and it had a little phone symbol and I’m not sure if you were able to make calls on it or not but I looked at this thing I said to myself I said wow if this is how smart phones are going to be growing up, we’re in for some fun Well 20 years later here we are look at us now I was smart phones you know what I thought when people headphones back in the day before everyone has them like they do now smart phones on for smart people problem is everybody has them very much and half the people don’t know how to use the darn things Like my parents when my mom and dad first got smart phones my God it was like it’s about time that now the shoes on the other foot my parents have taught me so much stuff while I was growing up now it’s time for me to teach them and oh, how fun that was What’s your voicemail? What’s the text message? I’m like oh my God here it comes. We’ve all been there folks have away when your parents first got smart phones that could be 10 years ago or for some people that could be next year whenever that is enjoy the moments because it’s moments you will never have to happen again The moments that you got to teach your parents new tricks it’s like they say sometimes you can’t teach dog new tricks in this line you can’t you didn’t think you did your mom and dad, new tricks, smart phone tricks it turns out you sure can but then you gotta write everything down for them because they might forget it all of a sudden posted notes all over the house. What’s this note for? What does this go to? What did I just press? Yeah, I know that type of thing. Anyway, sorry for rambling. I got carried away. Sorry, ADD again.

This sadly proves that women have too much power in the marriage. While it's nice to do things with your spouse, there has to be something for everyone or the unlucky spouse will snap. The husband could pay for everything and get nothing but grief and while this sounds terrible, it's honest.

First lol

Totally not funny !

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