Jim Gaffigan - Camping, waking up, and bacon

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Cody Anderson

13 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan.

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@MJDECOOK3 11 жыл бұрын

"Camping was a tradition in everyone's family until we learned to build a house!" LOL!!!

@Saganist420 5 жыл бұрын

i liked him for years, but recently im increasingly confident he will remembered as one of the very greats of our time

@quarteracreadventures855 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he does a whispered impression of what he assumes the audience is thinking, lol.

@zackmoore1351 4 жыл бұрын

I knew a crackhead that did that with me, except he yelled

@stephenr80 4 жыл бұрын

Jajajajaja yeah that old auntee voice right??????? Halarious

@rabbitsfoot8 3 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part...kills me every time

@kanethompson708 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheModestMama 9 жыл бұрын

That seriously is one of the best feelings. Waking up exhausted, looking at the clock and its 3 am and you don't have to be up until 7. Oh what a glorious feeling!

@qijiy 6 жыл бұрын

Erika Whitten happened last night

@LeeMilby 5 жыл бұрын

That sounds like torture

@Daniel.Miranda 5 жыл бұрын

Erika Whitten than you flip that pillow over ti the cold side and your in heaven

@elpulpo800 5 жыл бұрын

For me it's waking up at 11:45pm knowing I don't have to get up until 3:45am.

@googlewantstoknowyourlocat1115 5 жыл бұрын

Happens like once every two years tho

@sendtoanthony 7 жыл бұрын

I know of no one else in his league; no one who approaches his dominance and complete mastery of this art form. Gaffigan is the greatest stand-up of all time.

@keithrobinson1956 5 жыл бұрын

Take it easy Adolf. I know Jim fits the blond hair blue eyed profile but, best ever? No, not ever.

@meredithlouise 7 ай бұрын

I love Jim G. I also love Nate Bargatze and James Acaster.

@ericjamieson 4 жыл бұрын

That meta thing Gaffigan does where he talks in the voice of the audience always cracks me up - "Is he STILL talking about bacon?!?"

@thegoat5141 4 жыл бұрын

"How many jokes about [something] does this guy have?" is now my favorite part of his routines.

@drealboy_ 4 жыл бұрын

"If this guy does one more bacon joke I'm gonna kill him" lol

@MatthewAHaas 11 жыл бұрын

"As my first decision of the day, I will go back to bed."

@cats-cool398 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Good ole' Grumpy!

@mrpentium 4 жыл бұрын

worst feeling... waking up and seeing the alarm is going off in 5 MINUTES

@fivestring65ify 5 жыл бұрын

Talking about real life is hilarious. Gaffigan is a master.

@anastacie40 4 жыл бұрын

👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏

@mandy2917 5 жыл бұрын

Our English teacher showed this to us as a good example of transitions, from camping to bacon.

@youtube.commentator 5 жыл бұрын

Get that teacher some bacon!

@B_Trott 5 жыл бұрын

“I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time” 😂😂😂🤯👏

@bigmarty11288 8 жыл бұрын

You can't tell me the success of Jim Gaffigan isn't somehow tied to his talent.

@guigal2 8 жыл бұрын

You can't tell me the shoelace of Jim Gaffigan isn't somehow tied to his other shoelace.

@kellygervais3440 8 жыл бұрын

+The Kinsella Bunch Vlog perfect!!! love it... 😆

@JugglerLou 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan...Him Laugh Again....Hmmmmmmmm...

@mrloop1530 4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't.

@Freebuscus 5 жыл бұрын

I clicked for bacon and was not disappointed. ***bacon applause***

@EveryThingGirl238 5 жыл бұрын

"Play dead? We gonna rely on my acting skills?!" XD

@ChrisFWebber2222 12 жыл бұрын

"Let's pre-package ourselves for the serial killer" HA HA!!! Love him so much.

@onevoice2659 9 жыл бұрын

Actually Jim is a brilliant natural at comedy.

@devinmccreery8003 9 жыл бұрын

It's the bacon, isn't it. So many dreams of bacon.

@reddeadryan78 5 жыл бұрын

Actually?

@secondchapter 8 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that he's clean AND extremely funny!

@TinyCricket89 8 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's refreshing to see a comedian that doesn't rely on toilet humor a la Amy Schumer.

@exiledwest8114 8 жыл бұрын

+Patrice C agreed, million times funnier than that joke thief!

@keithrobinson1956 5 жыл бұрын

So, he bathes regularly? Or are you talking about S.T.D.'s?

@branon6565 5 жыл бұрын

Tracey R....well whooptee fuckin do, no one gives a fuck to be honest...

@cindydo8781 5 жыл бұрын

Yes! I love that his jokes are clean.

@51beak39 4 жыл бұрын

"You'll wake up freezing covered in a rash." Dead!

@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын

The neverending bacon jokes gave me stitches. Especially when he got to Kevin Bacon. 😂😂😂😂😂

@jasondyrkacz8270 4 жыл бұрын

He's got a point though. Would Kevin Bacon's life be the same if the name wasn't Bacon?

@GarrettLeeR. 7 ай бұрын

We’re not going to see a Kevin Hotdog movie.😂😂😂🤣

@Blitznstitch2 5 жыл бұрын

Camping is the most inconvenient vacation.

@tamaramattson4768 9 жыл бұрын

Hands down the funniest man ever.

@111highgh 5 жыл бұрын

No, you are.

@alysononoahu8702 4 жыл бұрын

Eddie izzard

@kanethompson708 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@laraoneal7284 4 жыл бұрын

Hates to leave the bed. You were great last night . I’m going to miss you. 😂😂🤣

@addiebrice6001 4 жыл бұрын

Why hasn't Netflix force him to do a show?! I need you and some bacon. 😗😌

@TSeeker1 4 жыл бұрын

Because he doesn't have a liberal agenda... His humor is brilliant!

@ZPotch 4 жыл бұрын

He did one on Amazon

@doobiesoda3873 8 жыл бұрын

I like that he can be funny without using too much foul language or crude sexual humour. That's true talent.

@nutsackmania 8 жыл бұрын

+Emmy Jeffery Yeah because George Carlin and Richard Pryor were talentless hacks.

@tonymerlot9305 7 жыл бұрын

YES! You got that right Emily! I agree completely, a real class act! And succesful. You can actually post him on your facebook without getting hassled! Hey, look up his "CInco" show!

@alansgail 7 жыл бұрын

Not talentless, just predictable. Not what a comedian wants to be. It takes a certain finesse to avoid that trap and Jim has done it.

@ChickSage 6 жыл бұрын

+Gail Thayer I disagree. Not to take anything away from "Jim", because he is comedic royalty, as well, but according to my observations, George Carlin and Richard Pryor were two of the all-time best and they definitely were what a comedian wants to be. That being said, I would argue against anyone trying to make the case that one must swear, in order to be funny and comics like Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan would be my exhibit A

@robbmezza3821 6 жыл бұрын

That's foul language?

@dee-wreck 8 жыл бұрын

People camp because it makes your boring old home feel like paradise when you come back.

@davedavid427 6 жыл бұрын

People camp because it's only recently socially acceptable for sadomasochists to do all that 50 shades weirdness.

@ellanaphin6693 6 жыл бұрын

Lol TRUE

@claudettes9697 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about traveling is coming home.

@joanlynch5271 4 жыл бұрын

It makes you appreciate free shower, comfy bed, refrigerator!

@loadapish 4 жыл бұрын

I thought about camping during the height of my poverty just to get away from my house. I remember goin outside to light a fire and cooking bacon (ironically) because i had no electricity in the house and 0000000 cash.

@kristinaszenchill845 3 жыл бұрын

‘You’ll wake up freezing covered in a rash’ ...’ok, I’ll go’ 🤣🤣🤣

@gregmartin3425 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't try to run away from us ....I mean the BEARS. ". comedy gold!!!

@gregorcollins 10 жыл бұрын

The writing is soooo freaking good.

@rebjiii 10 жыл бұрын

hilarious bit

@BraceAdvisor 6 жыл бұрын

Gregor Collins I

@jessieworther3500 7 жыл бұрын

Bye bye depression till I finish these videos.

@cecarpets 5 жыл бұрын

Casting all your care upon Him for He careth for you. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth on him should not perish but have everlasting life.

@parishna4882 5 жыл бұрын

You saying Jim is the son of god?

@cremetangerine82 5 жыл бұрын

Parishna Makes sense to me.

@goldinthefurnace 4 жыл бұрын

Just lost my wallet and chuckling pretty hard 😂 thx Jim

@thanksforbeingausefulidiot9016 4 жыл бұрын

The Company of the Gods rejoiced, rejoiced, at the coming of Horus, the son of Osiris, whose heart was firm, the triumphant, the son of Isis, the heir of Osiris. - Book of the Dead

@Steve-wh9ux 8 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch his comedy when he mentions food - it makes me hungry.

@keithrobinson1956 5 жыл бұрын

He is the cure for anarexia. Go ahead, fact check me.

@nafisahg.6509 4 жыл бұрын

The Kevin Bacon joke was worth the wait!!! Love this!!

@mrssadieadler4874 5 жыл бұрын

Omg this guy will cure my depression 100000% I totally love him he’s hilariously funny 😍😍😍😍

@RUNLIKEHELL04 5 жыл бұрын

I like how he changes his voice...too funny

@angelahedderick2644 7 жыл бұрын

I wanted to watch this with my son, but he left the room. Now he's out in the kitchen . . . frying bacon. I can hear that seductive sizzle!! I certainly hope he's going to share it!!

@szqsk8 9 жыл бұрын

A man after my own heart! I've always felt that the outdoors is overrated.

@keithrobinson1956 5 жыл бұрын

Try being homeless once and see if camping loses it's luster?

@RB-fb5jf 5 жыл бұрын

Keith Robinson 🤘

@chrissyb2449 7 жыл бұрын

I think everything is great! and it's clean! even my kids could watch him!

@meatbeater3000 5 жыл бұрын

except for the hammock part. thats.. idk

@nickc6842 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe cuz he has like 4 kids himself

@quarteracreadventures855 4 жыл бұрын

This may come as a shock, but your kids have probably heard swears before.

@erinmcghee9883 8 жыл бұрын

haha "you know who is the happiest camper, the guy leaving the camp site" "lets pre package our selfs for the cerial killers"

@1ButtonDash 10 жыл бұрын

comedic genius, seriously... if you can do that many jokes on just bacon or such simple things like camping and don't have to swear once you are a comedy legend. So many comedians have to swear up a storm to try and make things funny, I love comics that don't have to do that and are even funnier because that is pure talent.

@smokedsquirrel 10 жыл бұрын

Look up Brian Regan if you don't know him already. Great comedian!

@ZarkowsWorld 10 жыл бұрын

Check out George Carlin's routine about "Stuff"

@courtneyb3568 10 жыл бұрын

I completely agree. Comedians who share constantly are trying to hard to be funny. Jim has the natural talent

@PhillipHomer 9 жыл бұрын

While watching this, that was the exact thought in my mind. He doesn't swear! That is so refreshing in this day and age :)

@Njderig 8 жыл бұрын

Courtney Budzyn "Comedians who share constantly"? What are they sharing?

@markjordan4737 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you bacon..sincerely water chestnut the 3rd

@remoorekable 5 жыл бұрын

Okay. Just went to the fridge for some leftover bacon. It’s 4pm. Perfect time for bacon.

@joannbowden6220 5 жыл бұрын

When is it not the perfect time for bacon? I'm opening a restaurant. Gonna call it "Bacon, Bacon, & More Bacon"! Everything on the menu will have bacon in it - cocktails, appetizers, entrees, desserts, even the ice cream! JK, but sounds delish to me!

@conniekempf4050 5 жыл бұрын

Leftover bacon? Is that a thing? 😁

@mr.wizard2974 5 жыл бұрын

Jim, I'm indoorsy too. I love living on the grid with all the conveniences!

@dashdog56 10 жыл бұрын

The best comedian.

@theresaandrade8261 4 жыл бұрын

This man is just so damn hilarious! EVERYTHING he says make me laugh so hard. He says everything you are really thinking and the way he analyzes and dissects routine human life into comedic gold is just amazingly entertaining. I love his "heckler high pitched voice". I NEVER get tired of listening to his comedy acts.

@Danimal1177 5 жыл бұрын

That joke about how paying to go camping could be offensive to homeless people literally made me laugh out loud!

@writerconsidered 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The formerly homeless never go camping. I am one.

@gabrielleholt446 5 жыл бұрын

"Bacon, my greasy lover" 😂

@danieldekan4664 4 жыл бұрын

@R3KTANGL3 10 жыл бұрын

jokes about bacon aka bacon bits

@purehevol 6 жыл бұрын

BAROQUEnCONdumb touché

@nosirrahx 5 жыл бұрын

Like for dad joke.

@theranter 5 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there...

@josegonzalez-uq6df 5 жыл бұрын

Zap!

@parlayphresh3062 5 жыл бұрын

dad joke approved

@joshwilkins9138 9 жыл бұрын

When he got to the time traveling bit I was laughing so hard I literally choked, cried a little, and hurt my face and stomach! :D

@EmilyGloeggler7984 5 жыл бұрын

Jim, keep spreading the good word against outdoor propaganda. :) Us indoor people can be just as active and do just fine indoors. :)

@williamfreeman3331 4 жыл бұрын

@Skylar Martin She does realize this is comedy, right? Gaffigan audience voice: "OMG, he hates bears..."

@EmilyGloeggler7984 3 жыл бұрын

@@williamfreeman3331 You do know comedians can sometimes tell the truth when being funny. Like those comedians who joke about loving camping or loving booze and being drunk. ;)

@sammyspaniel6054 5 жыл бұрын

I used to like camping but then I grew up and realized that I can still see the sights and be back in my hotel room with cable by nightfall.

@joannbowden6220 5 жыл бұрын

I grew up in the Florida panhandle in the middle of the woods. Srsly, felt like I camped every damned day! So now camping for me is going to the holiday inn. 😂

@toolheade33 12 жыл бұрын

"we're allll dead" I lol'd so hard when he said that

@traceystephens7813 8 жыл бұрын

Bippity-boppity-BACON!

@marianomolina263 8 жыл бұрын

"if he does another bacon joke I'm going to kill him!" hahahah hilarious!! :-D

@johnbentley2331 8 жыл бұрын

+Mariano Molina "That's got to be the end of the bacon jokes."

@marianomolina263 8 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha... oh you know its not,.. Jim's not done by a long shot!! Lol

@RobShelley84 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite line. Awesome closer. I just love how several of the funniest tags were criticizing the appeal of his jokes. That's high level comedy and crowd reading.

@johnnylightning1967 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he’s funny without cursing

@jeffdawson2786 3 жыл бұрын

A masterpiece of standup writing and delivery.

@dudewhyfi 10 жыл бұрын

"that was the worst impression of a bear ever" lmao

@ryanfisher6402 4 жыл бұрын

Observational comedy perfectly timed

@formusicplaylist1 12 жыл бұрын

"don't try to run away from us, i mean 'the bears"" lmao

@kingdomcome180 4 жыл бұрын

Drunk Sloppy in California that means two things

@domthefamilymantoretto 5 жыл бұрын

Favorite comedian by far. I love this man

@TheJeru117 8 жыл бұрын

Let's pre package ourselves for the cereal killer heh? I can't get away can you?

@RexKristoffer 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Marten serial?

@davedavid427 6 жыл бұрын

A killer dressed as a tiger who rolls his rrrr's? A chocolate-loving vampire killer? A marshmallow leprechaun killer? Sure, it could happen...

@iasimov5960 5 жыл бұрын

You're referring to the guy that murdered Capt. Crunch.

@jeffcampbell668 4 жыл бұрын

Rex Kristoffer, Hey man, You are absolutely bang on. As soon as he said that, "package ourselves..." that's immediately how I took it too. As a voracious reader of non-fiction true crime mostly 1900's through today, I can safely say that a lot of bizarro psycho murders have occurred around campsites, cottages, heavily wooded off the beaten path places. Some scary shit. In a completely fantastic weirdo one off, check out Rob Zombie's "House of a Thousand Corpses" Not incredible, but some serious bizzare shit. Make you think twice about going deep somewhere you're not sure of. Cheers from canada.

@gregorcollins 10 жыл бұрын

Was in a horrible mood tonight and now in less of one.

@devinmccreery8003 9 жыл бұрын

Now you can have sweet dreams of bacon.The next day hast to be better then. BACON.

@Elegant_Sausage 8 жыл бұрын

+Gregor Collins Same thing here…. I searched him out to cheer me up. It worked, but now I just want bacon…. :/

@gregorcollins 8 жыл бұрын

which isn't a bad thing ;)

@Elegant_Sausage 8 жыл бұрын

Not at all ;)

@gregorcollins 8 жыл бұрын

how come? it's one of the things that makes life grand, no?

@gmarshall743661 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan is the bomb. Hope to see him perform someday.

@Robert-vi9fx 7 жыл бұрын

"That was the worst impression of a bear ever." XD

@111highgh 5 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? It was funny, you shit.

@SpooksMcGhie 4 жыл бұрын

@@111highgh r/whoosh

@SpooksMcGhie 4 жыл бұрын

@partisan k

@freddurst3212 4 жыл бұрын

@niknic9969 Жыл бұрын

How am I just now finding out about this guy?!?! He's friggn hilarious.

@ickyvikki13 12 жыл бұрын

Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.... Yay, Bacon!!!!!

@Queendomcruz 5 жыл бұрын

OMG how is everything line so good he has such a gift, I laugh from beginning to end 🙆

@jeffsweeney269 8 жыл бұрын

I recently stopped at a restaurant/bar called the Flat Iron Skillet that had not only happy hour but also had bacon hour. Yes it is real and they serve bacon during that hour. I love that place!!! :)

@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Sweeney where is this gold mine?

@LaughingSaint66 5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Sweeney where ????😱😱😱😱🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

@bajaboy27 4 жыл бұрын

The perfect BLT Bacon Little More bacon Topped with bacon

@TallSilentGuy 3 жыл бұрын

This was the first Jim Gaffigan video I ever happened upon. I came back for the nostalgia!

@danielquinn7499 10 жыл бұрын

I laugh so much when i listen to Jim, he is such a great comedian; shout out to you from my family..we love you! DQ

@alisoncobb3292 9 жыл бұрын

I always say bacon comes from my two favorite food groups....grease and salt.

@privatenatzel7614 9 жыл бұрын

Lol that is so true

@b.b.1989 7 жыл бұрын

Alison Cobb 3 of my 4 is bacon....meat, grease, and salt

@kevinketchum7030 5 жыл бұрын

"As my first decision of the day, I will go back to bed." Why is that so FUNNY?!

@ImOldandSoAreMyBooks 5 жыл бұрын

'Cause we've all been there, done that!

@gilliangamer5528 8 жыл бұрын

Not stand up comedy, it's sit down comedy🍋😂😂😂

@peterjarnes25 5 жыл бұрын

I know exactly how Jim feels when he talks about his bed leaving it in the morning it's a sad time. Haha

@petermcc7464 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Easily among my fav all-time comedians

@sarayusarayu832 5 жыл бұрын

"If it's so great outside why are all the bugs trying to get into my house?" Best line ever!

@ShovelChef 4 жыл бұрын

On a bad day, this bit is so comfy and relatable, I'm literally curled up in bed with it.

@malkneil 10 жыл бұрын

Gaffigan is the best. And does it without swearing which takes more talent.

@mattyc.9332 5 жыл бұрын

Umm, how? You do realize other comedians don't swear....right? Expand those horizons...

@addicted2youtube232 9 жыл бұрын

Omigod I frickin love u Jim!!!!

@arealmench 4 жыл бұрын

Best comedian of all time.

@claudettes9697 5 жыл бұрын

I always feel like I never got enough bacon, 'til I can't take my rings off, and my joints hurt. Worth it every time. 😋

@gerardmourits8709 10 жыл бұрын

Bipity bopity BACON! genius XD

@WeabeOfficialMusic 8 жыл бұрын

fuck he's funny

@Ke4ihf 7 жыл бұрын

WeabeMusic of

@kingtroy2350 4 жыл бұрын

The thing I love about Jim Gaffigan the most is how is how is jokes are RAPID FIRE. A lot of the time a feel like comedians take minutes till they get to their joke, but not this legend.

@carolsanborn5332 5 жыл бұрын

It's almost 130am +I'm enjoying your humor so much I don't want to sleep till I've heard every last joke,then I want to rewatch them all over again...

@brookdyer6620 4 жыл бұрын

I just love this Guy, he is so original & funny as Hell...God Bless you Jim, crack me up dude...👍🏻

@sugarcookie572 8 жыл бұрын

I even turn the sound back on for his Chrysler ads on TV.

@carpaintings 7 жыл бұрын

Sugar Cookie omg thank you!! I've never seen them; but I looked them up, they are funny!! 😄

@user-hw5gc4zh5s 4 ай бұрын

Jim gets me laughing hysterically and before I can regroup he drops another one and I lose it even more. It's almost like you want relief from his continual jokes ... but not really. He 's the best.

@SpiritualChocoholics 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite comedian. 🌼Truly funny without being vulgar. 🌝

@jimmyboy131 4 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious how he verbalizes what the audience is thinking.

@ronnyrizat 10 жыл бұрын

2:37 that person in the audience laughing LOL

@ronbrown8611 6 жыл бұрын

ronnyrizat me too

@legofuryfilms2898 6 жыл бұрын

And 4:37

@EmilyGloeggler7984 3 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan - Always good to meet another fellow indoorsy person.

@enmranchothello 10 жыл бұрын

You are the Best !!!!!!❤️❤️

@NothingFancyForYou 10 жыл бұрын

I hate camping! I have done it twice and both times there was an awful thunderstorm..I can relate to this lol. I love him!

@foxhazhax4845 2 жыл бұрын

I love sleeping in a tent, waking up early to start the fire, getting the coffee and hot chocolate started, cooking breakfast over the fire 💜 I love camping, especially of you have a fuzzy doggo to take with you, my pupper loves camping, no barking, no growling, he just digs a a spot to lay in and occasionally sniffs at the air, we take walks down by the dam and through the woods, its so low-stress, no wants, no needs, no schedule, no alarms, no responsibilities, just me and my buddy chilling in the forest 🦊💜🐶

@sydnick6696 4 жыл бұрын

Jim - you are a very funny guy !!

@susieb7305 3 жыл бұрын

I love this comedian. I love you Jim! It hope so much to laugh and have it not be at somebody!

@paula3599 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is the funniest clean comedy around. This is how comedy should be. Bravo to Jim for giving me belly laughs out loud on every single joke. Amazing.