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In his editorial New Rule, Bill turns to the only source of comfort he can find in turbulent times: ASMR.
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@macsmith2013 5 жыл бұрын

This is one for the ages. Props to Bill for just almost breaking. Who'd have thought Moby was such a comedian.

@xoxxobob61 5 жыл бұрын

Isn't Moby's music sort of like ASMR?..This was funny !

@dahawk8574 5 жыл бұрын

It was pure musicianship. Moby's next album will be titled Wet Ramen.

@jsjohnson6888 5 жыл бұрын

@@dahawk8574 lol @ Moby's next album will be titled Wet Ramen. Reply

@radhwangothic 5 жыл бұрын

Probably the best new rule yet. I love how surreal it was and I’m very impressed with Moby for doing such an incredible job

@gretebremseth1622 5 жыл бұрын

Councilman Les Wynan Why you here then?

@thesprawl2361 5 жыл бұрын

@Councilman Les Wynan Butthurt trumpite lol

@Bobbnoxious 5 жыл бұрын

The ASMR bit with Moby was the funniest "Real Time" has been in years. I was laughing so hard my bowels almost whispered a poop out of me.

@corbendallas4716 5 жыл бұрын

I'm literally crying with laughter..... that's TOP GRADE MATERIAL BILL ... keep up the fight!!!!!! + nice sidekick Moby...

@marcusxperia5291 5 жыл бұрын

Best.ASMR.Ever Thank you Bill and Moby

@bouldertabbie3194 5 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious!! Thank you for the laughs Bill!!

@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly very funny

@phyllishahart6111 5 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Taylor is this an anime quote?

@alorikkoln 5 жыл бұрын

Im still voting for TRUMP. The only traitors are the people on the left. I voted twice for Obama and was always a democrat. I used to love watching Bill Maher and still do at times, but I permanently switched to voting republican, because the Demorats have betrayed the USA.

@creekwalker62 5 жыл бұрын

@@alorikkoln stop lying.

@bayoubabe6698 5 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Taylor, alrighty then...we would ALL be out of our “assumed” misery...you too belong to the human race, do you not??

@kavel22 5 жыл бұрын

Moby, brushing that doll's hair, should be there throughout every show.....He has the best facial expresion for it XD

@cdarw 5 жыл бұрын

As a long time fan, this New Rules bit was on of the funniest and most clever, and that’s saying a lot since most of them are pretty awesome! The SC politician resting his head on the NYTimes columnist as they both cracked up was iconic.

@GFWMOMOF2 5 жыл бұрын

Agree awesome

@JamesFilbird 5 жыл бұрын

This is some of the most brilliant comedy I've seen in a long time. I laughed til I cried. 😂 Thanks Bill for your excellent humor, revealing the gritty greed in American politics, religion and business that everyone should hearken with vigor. Keep up the great work you're doing. Peace ✌️

@rookyofficial 5 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest skit Bill’s ever done 😂 thank u Moby!

@GreenDragon11 5 жыл бұрын

Rooky Music Awww man, I feel for you!

@danielmikos7733 5 жыл бұрын

more like the worst I've ever seen him do. that was just flat out dumb

@Mayabee321 5 жыл бұрын

I completely agree, I’ve laughed my can off before with Maher. This time I almost PASSED OUT 🤣

@lukazdt5 5 жыл бұрын

3:52 - 4:12😂🤣

@lukazdt5 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Mikos that was the funniest shit ever 😂🤣

@natkam451 5 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious and brilliant !! And ending is perfect !! 🤣🤣🤣

@luluurie5504 5 жыл бұрын

Brett and Bakari are losing it😂😂 This is the greatest New Rule ever💖😂😂

@SansMerci1013 3 ай бұрын

Same - just so fun!

@lauren23160 5 жыл бұрын

This honestly gave me tingles as I was laughing. He’s a god damn genius.

@nonmagicmike723 5 жыл бұрын

This ASMR stuff only works on females

@debbieomi 5 жыл бұрын

Nope. There are plenty of men in the community.

@mypillowguy445 5 жыл бұрын

Please have Moby back soon! You two make quite the double act 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bronzeage4579 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@yeahyukerson4511 5 жыл бұрын

I am surprised moby didn't get into comedy before he did his music career. He was pretty good at telling own stories/jokes too.

@ffsf2085 5 жыл бұрын

By far, one of the greatest moments in Real Time history. Love you, Bill!

@ricardocerrillo1897 5 жыл бұрын

Perfectly executed! I/we definitely feel your pain. Stay strong Bill!👍

@shannon3944 5 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍

@stephengood6993 5 жыл бұрын

This may just be the funniest thing on live TV since the glory days of live TV

@GFWMOMOF2 5 жыл бұрын

I totally agree, saw it last night on demand, and I laughed so hard, he's awesome.....

@hansmarheim7620 5 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY what is so funny about it? A majority of american voters elected the biggest farth on planet earth to be their commander in chief. You morons cold have had Bernie Sanders or Tulsi Gabbard for crying out loud. You can be stupid, you can even be very stupid. Then you can be american. Love from Norway.

@jeffm5991 5 жыл бұрын

@@hansmarheim7620 - Do all Norweigans have no sense of humour like you? I mean Trump is president so jokes aren't funny now?

@luisrider7475 5 жыл бұрын

@@hansmarheim7620 A lot of us really wanted Bernie. We have no excuse for what we have allowed here. Hopefully, we have all learned something from this. Hopefully we move forward, preferably together.

@Double00Agent 5 жыл бұрын

See, THIS is why we need to be able to hit the like button multiple times.

@TJ-gt1zz 5 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

@camillepotter9580 5 жыл бұрын

Or at least give us a 'love' button!

@IamChellsBells 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Maher, this gave me life!! 🤣🤣🤣

@yaotly1 5 жыл бұрын

Literally?

@guneetsingh8010 5 жыл бұрын

This was the funniest Bill Maher segment of all times. LMAO

@lefttheleft8934 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I got to admit it was a pretty funny skit.. Uncle Bill's like one of those death camp musicians joking and laughing keeping us entertained just like those death-camp musicians played that beautiful Mozart,. as we walk ourselves into the gas Chambers

@thesoundsmith 5 жыл бұрын

You think this shit is FUNNY? You DO relize that your grandchildren will never have grandchildren, the human race will be GONE in the next 150 years except for the billionaires that bought shelters...

@native307 5 жыл бұрын

No it wasnt.

@guneetsingh8010 5 жыл бұрын

@@thesoundsmith Shut up and live you stupid fuck. Life as it is, is pointless and meaningless and you want me to stop finding stuff funny today cause my grandchildren's grandchildren won't exist? Shut your fucking ass up and stop making other people's life miserable you piece of shit.

@guneetsingh8010 5 жыл бұрын

@@native307 well 253 people agree with me and none with you so boohoo shut yo ass down.

@gailbaer7321 5 жыл бұрын

That had me rolling on the floor.

@sirwinstonlennon6486 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Maher will not survive the next 6 years..

@aprettypenny1786 5 жыл бұрын

Crying from laughing so hard

@itsmewende 5 жыл бұрын

A little weird.???????? The look on Moby's face....priceless Thank you Bill for all you do.

@primejudicator7817 5 жыл бұрын

The ASMR bit is one of the funniest things that I've seen on cable ever. My neighbors down south would say that I broke a gizzard laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@amanidenholm7940 5 жыл бұрын

Might be the best Bill Maher segment ever!

@jaburchfield7194 5 жыл бұрын

LOL!! Bill!! The BEST NEW RULES EVER!! WOW!! Moby was awesome also!! ROTF!!

@gpp4376 5 жыл бұрын

This is amazing.

@rn5598 5 жыл бұрын

This was honestly one of the funniest bits he’s done in awhile

@xoxxobob61 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed! This was just so ridiculously funny !

@barscotch 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah when the staid policy analysts are leaning on each other laughing...

@robertcameronjones 5 жыл бұрын

Maher is at the top of his game. Best I've ever seen him. Bravo.

@dahawk8574 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! We've reached Peak Maher.

@ranjitace01 5 жыл бұрын

One of the most hilarious episodes ever!!!

@jacqdanieles 5 жыл бұрын

This segment had me in stitches. *But the conclusion **8:45** was epic*

@markrieck1048 5 жыл бұрын

Aaaalmost posted the closer, but decided it would be a spoiler. With that said...Amen to that Bill! (pun most definitely intended)

@fugamantew 5 жыл бұрын

jacq danieles “ruso-republicans” -that’s one for the ages!

@jacqdanieles 5 жыл бұрын

@Councilman Les Wynan. My comment pertained to this last segment.

@nonmagicmike723 5 жыл бұрын

@James Schultz Boo-hoo! "This country isn't only made of left-wingers who like to nationalize industries, take money from successful and productive people and throw it around, unionize everything to make production sclerotic, costly, and mediocre (like the education sector and GM), and self-flagelate over being white!" Cry me a river.

@nonmagicmike723 5 жыл бұрын

@James Schultz The "Deplorables" are the ones keeping this country from turning into France. A bunch of weaklings who riot every year for benefits, pensions, and labor regulations. And yet they're still miserable! Depending on Daddy America to bring about the new stuff in business and entertainment, kill off Al Qaeda, and keep the Red Scare away. Keeping it from turning into France mentally, but also from turning into an extension of Latin America overnight.

@PhilipWalterTaipei 5 жыл бұрын

That was actually pretty soothing

@jhonnypresley 5 жыл бұрын

Moby's lack of facial expression made this Soo hilarious

@b-dub6865 5 жыл бұрын

I felt the exact same way!! So flippin funny!! They should go on the road together. 😂😂😂

@anthonyhewetson5086 4 жыл бұрын

I think that I would have been able to keep it together ... until the stirring wet ramen with a dildo. At that point I would have laughed or peed my pants trying to stifle laughter.

@tomcamp3542 3 жыл бұрын

You could tell moby's stupid antics annoyed bill. Who gives a fuck what moby thinks?

@ssddsquare 5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna save this clip, and show it to young kids 80 years from now.

@Masada1911 5 жыл бұрын

ssddsquare I hope you do

@kamranameri 5 жыл бұрын

Bill has so much material and does it day and day out, this guy is a genius

@jasonlipmyer36 5 жыл бұрын

Actually, Bill does it once a week and has an entire staff of writers that help him come up with material.

@huntersilvey1111 4 жыл бұрын

“Day and day out”

@originalbantu238 5 жыл бұрын

Bill and Moby should do more together. ....heal the nation! !HAHAHAHA

@debd353 5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me a bit of the old Colbert Report when Michael Stipe would just be sitting on a shelf quietly during the show. Anybody else remember that? And yes, the latest New Rules was brilliant.

@Crackalacking_Z 5 жыл бұрын

I'm dying here, thank you for cracking me up, you guys are such good sports, the ramen got me in tears

@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant bit.. an ASMR video made me laugh so loud I woke up the wife!

@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 жыл бұрын

That ASMR shit is fucking creepy as fwuack. What the hell is happening to society?!!! 🤔 Although... my Yin-Yang Twins mack on chicks might finally work now. Only on gen z's tho'... 😶 okay... scratch that.

@cscottzimnamaste 5 жыл бұрын

Despite the laws of nutrition, he's alive.

@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын

Oh... I wish I'd written that.

@sirwinstonlennon6486 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Maher will not survive the next 6 years..

@alvdn26 5 жыл бұрын

@@sirwinstonlennon6486 dream on, traitor

@sirwinstonlennon6486 5 жыл бұрын

@@alvdn26 Russia will help get Trump re-elected in 2020. Whatever. you lost so GET OVER IT!

@alvdn26 5 жыл бұрын

Sir Winston Lennon oh I see you’re not a traitor, you’re just a russian troll

@riny6595 5 жыл бұрын

oh Bill is too precious 😂 Moby's got skills, too 🤣🤣🤣

@Hussein_Nur 5 жыл бұрын

That was the funnies end bit Ive ever seen from Bill Maher LOL. And Moby did awesome. Kudos.

@anniechevrier1941 5 жыл бұрын

OMG this is one of the best episodes of Bill Maher. He needs to do an act with Moby. They are Fabulous

@scheibchenstyle439 5 жыл бұрын

I almost s*** in my pants...didn't see that coming...but give's me a lot of hope that you guys go through these rough times....greetings from Germany

@taqiyasir8086 5 жыл бұрын

This was absolutely funny as hell. Laughed so hard

@marvanewborn2287 5 жыл бұрын

"THAT" WAS MY FIRST "LAUGH" IN A LONG TIME!!😂😂😂THANKS.😄

@gafeht 5 жыл бұрын

I have not had this human response known as "laughter" in a substantial amount of time with respect to my lifespan as well

@daveday999 5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@ZachTheRantingGuy 5 жыл бұрын

This right here is the Bill Maher I love!! I was so happy I saw him at the Wang Theatre in Boston live :) I hope he comes back to my state (Massachusetts) soon.

@sirwinstonlennon6486 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Maher will not survive the next 6 years..

@patrickmihajlovic4112 5 жыл бұрын

U dipshit talking about Trump maybe !!? But in this case you better should say *"month* or even *"weeks"* ! Your entire nation has becone a laughingstock and is *still* entertaining the *real* world day by day !!! Finaly the US is literally commiting suicide.... Putler and Shi-chin-killer are cheering and rallying for *Trumptard2020 already* !!!

@thesprawl2361 5 жыл бұрын

@@sirwinstonlennon6486 Bill's a fan of Joe Biden so I think he'll survive the next six years fine. 😀

@noahneon 5 жыл бұрын

May be the funniest ending to his show I’ve ever seen

@novembermiss 5 жыл бұрын

Bill's best monologue yet. And relatable, because for the past 8 or 9 months I've been enjoying ASMR videos myself, thanks to youtube. Makes my world a better place, if only for a little while.

@gustavoc7830 5 жыл бұрын

Like a BOSS! Thanks Bill!

@hg1644 5 жыл бұрын

I literally burst out laughing at this😂

@berlindude75 5 жыл бұрын

"Yesterday I wandered into a dispensary and said, 'Give me the strongest strain of indica you have.' And the guy said, 'Sir, this a Baskin-Robbins.'" xD

@rickc2102 5 жыл бұрын

Goddamn, I love Moby. Bill, too, of course, but Moby was the icing on the cake!

@deadeaded 5 жыл бұрын

I'm both surprised and pleased that ASMR wasn't the butt of the joke.

@upholdsanity3759 5 жыл бұрын

We need all the help we can get.

@DJB1017 5 жыл бұрын

It was actually one of the butts.

@yankbastard 5 жыл бұрын

*whispering* It was the butt of the joke you ASMR weirdo

@jaygray7102 5 жыл бұрын

ASMR might help Bill lower his voice, but his eyes bug out ((just a bit)

@kavian9620 5 жыл бұрын

@@yankbastard No it wasn't you dumbass. ASMR is very real and it really helps. it's not some new weird KZfaq trend. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response And it's not just people whispering, that's just one category of ASMR videos.

@sandraameel1856 5 жыл бұрын

Oh Bill! You really outdid yourself this time...we laughed so hard we cried and we needed that so much! And Moby as your side-kick was hilarious too.

@damien4208 5 жыл бұрын

*"People tell me to just turn off the news...I CAN'T! It's my job, and I will not abandon my post!"*

@GreenDragon11 5 жыл бұрын

Emanuel Goldstein He should have gotten a standing ovation for that one!

@edgewiseCL 5 жыл бұрын

I love Bill on certain things but come on people in his position love Trump secretly its making them rich

@europeancitizen6375 5 жыл бұрын

@@edgewiseCL he keeps giving away money to help defeat him.

@katherynemero9355 5 жыл бұрын

What good does it do to turn off the news? He's still killing us whether we see it or not. I won't pretend it away like the majority of Americans. Whether you see it or not, we will suffer the consequences.

@europeancitizen6375 5 жыл бұрын

@@katherynemero9355 for your own mental health

@MyFavouriteStation 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Maher needs to have his own ASMR channel with special guests crinkling things while he reads, GOOD NEWS. I would totally watch that.

@Kiss_My_Aspergers 5 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaame

@tbone21158 5 жыл бұрын

Boy, I could have written this, it's exactly how I feel.

@3dsmackdown 5 жыл бұрын

I was choking with laughter, I haven't laughed this hard since Trump fired Amarosa.

@JojosASMR 5 жыл бұрын

its ya boi

@JojosASMR 5 жыл бұрын

ya yeet

@captainmikehagen459 3 жыл бұрын

Your the best man thanks for all you do

@catherineleary9831 5 жыл бұрын

"Even though the law says he shall do so". *crinkle crinkle"

@largemass7622 5 жыл бұрын

Bill, you are always funny and truthful but this new rules with the asmr bit was the best of the best. That was the laugh I have been needing for some time. Thank you so much.

@PoeticASMR 5 жыл бұрын

lol 🤣 The ASMR bit was hilarious. First, it was Stephen Colbert; now, Bill Maher is addressing ASMR. I feel as though the political climate is so depressing that people are desperate for a little diversion and relaxation. I also love how he's not mocking ASMR, or the community, but using it to make a point 😄

@janeanf123 5 жыл бұрын

OMG Coffee spewing out my nose...another sound!

@gardenbun 5 жыл бұрын

We couldn't process all of this without you, Bill!!! I think Moby should be a regular guest!

@jen6315 5 жыл бұрын

"despite the laws of nutrition, he's alive," 🤣🤣🤣

@luqeprisecaru8507 5 жыл бұрын

don't lose hope Bill, keep strong, we need you

@denisearthur2117 5 жыл бұрын

OMG, THANK BILL, Laughed til it brought tears!! I really NEEDED that!!!

@fugamantew 5 жыл бұрын

Moby is definitely a team player.

@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын

It's a hard, hard day when you realize that you need a toke because you're actually feeling anxiety for the first time since high school.

@berniehobabykat 5 жыл бұрын

New Message PUFF...PUFF...PASS 😜 (On the left hand side of course)😉

@annealaman410 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you, we needed this

@markkarp9365 5 жыл бұрын

Been some time since Bill Maher has done a skit that got me laughing so hard and rolling on the floor which this skit did fucking hilarious and props for Moby to play along.

@GibiASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Come to the ASMR community it’s nice and quiet and there’s no politics 🌚

@andrewm8063 5 жыл бұрын

No.

@dan_hitchman007 5 жыл бұрын

Or sanity.

@katiek6816 4 жыл бұрын

Gibi ASMS OMG HII I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

@benjaminhigham3624 3 жыл бұрын

@@dan_hitchman007 you would be surprised

@clayman1980 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, no matter who's doing it, whispering into the mic feels creepy af to me.

@humanonearth1 5 жыл бұрын

F*ck'n eh Bill. Great episode.

@Kaisersozze 5 жыл бұрын

I love asmr. Bill do a whole show like that.

@dan_hitchman007 5 жыл бұрын

He was also making fun of ASMR. This was satire.

@Kaisersozze 5 жыл бұрын

Dan Hitchman well thats unfortunate

@janvojtekmusic 5 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest New Rules segments ever :D

@alphajava761 5 жыл бұрын

Painting with Bob Ross was my ASMR back in the day. I love ASMR, I've got an ASMR playlist on You Tube... lol.

@demonsnfan 5 жыл бұрын

"Dream on TRAITORS that's not going to happen...' HELL YEA

@rivolinho 5 жыл бұрын

Bill is the greatest. End of. Lol

@gaylehaulbrook2878 4 жыл бұрын

I come back to this bit every time I need a belly laugh. I've watched it a dozen times and it STILL makes me laugh out loud!

@jase96 5 жыл бұрын

Mobys deadpan face is what makes this. Perfect! Best skit ever!

@KingdomKalifornia 5 жыл бұрын

This was incredibly funny, but watching it on the subway was torture

@Fahrenheit4051 5 жыл бұрын

For you, or for everybody else?

@Solidsnaik 5 жыл бұрын

Fahrenheit4051 yes.

@martinnibataan7046 5 жыл бұрын

@@Fahrenheit4051 I suppose if you're a talk radio educated dipshit who lives perpetually victimized by mythical demons who want "your stuff"

@Fahrenheit4051 5 жыл бұрын

@@martinnibataan7046 Or because it could sound creepy if you're not listening closely.

@sosuapimp8449 5 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020!!!!

@siobhankennedy5576 5 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest thing I have seen in years bill you are a legend 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

@annettevogt1032 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I cried. Then watched it again, and again. Closing was absolutely inspirational. Never, EVER give up.

@jasonwilliams1713 5 жыл бұрын

You broke the panel guests!

@dulynoted2427 5 жыл бұрын

I’d like to listen to the crinkle of trump’s tax returns in one hand and his indictment in the other.

@ricardocerrillo1897 5 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yes!

@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 5 жыл бұрын

I would like to listen to 45's sobs as he is hauled away to prison.

@coyoteblue41865 5 жыл бұрын

@@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 and him having to listen to the jeering and see the pointing and laughing - that'd destroy his fragile ego instantly.

@abergethirty 5 жыл бұрын

Why don't you people get a life instead of looking for some magic bullet that's going to end Trump's presidency. You moaners are the reason he's going to be re-elected.

@lefttheleft8934 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and I'd like to see the 30, 000 emails that Hillary Clinton delete it and the sound of handcuffs on her wrists

@leslieday17 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you Bill Maher for expressing my desperation.

@colinSH3 5 жыл бұрын

Bravo! I can’t believe the audience didn’t give Bill a standing ovation. I’ve been watching this show from the inception, and this is the funniest New Rule ever. Well done, Bill!

@2011lizalex 5 жыл бұрын

Omg.....I love Bill Maher even more now! I've recently found ASMR squeezing sponges and it somehow relaxes me and reduces stress. Seeing the soapy suds and hearing the noises the sponges make from being squeezed. I'm not alone.