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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill makes Donald Trump an offer he can't refuse.
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@tubularap
@tubularap 4 жыл бұрын
0:50 - "That was not toilet-paper on his shoe, it's a pricetag." Brilliant.
@stevenreichertart
@stevenreichertart 4 жыл бұрын
tubularap 👍👍👍👍👍❤️
@davidtwardy3413
@davidtwardy3413 4 жыл бұрын
What's truly brilliant is saying vague never proven things and watching the home team crowd go wild while your bank account goes up.
@bethonna
@bethonna 4 жыл бұрын
tubularap So damn funny. One the best lines of all time.
@yerout7168
@yerout7168 4 жыл бұрын
What a huge stain on the country he is. Damn
@ghatmen300
@ghatmen300 4 жыл бұрын
Stupid pet tricks keep the left happy.
@Sarmaamy
@Sarmaamy 4 жыл бұрын
Sending some money over from Finland 🇫🇮
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 жыл бұрын
@fred PLAT Lol!!
@5trezip23
@5trezip23 2 жыл бұрын
Ill never forget when I first saw this offer. I was pretty amazed at the balls on Bill. And all this time later he was right about not leaving.
@Heathcoatman
@Heathcoatman 7 ай бұрын
He said it multiple times. He said it to Micheal Moore on a different episode and Moore acted like Maher was telling him bigfoot was real. Everyone scoffed. Even after all this people are still underestimating Trump. Scares me to death but he's probably going to win in 2024, even if found guilty in all of his trials. Maybe especially if found guilty.
@martyfest6120
@martyfest6120 3 жыл бұрын
Watching in Nov. 2020, Bill's looking like nostradamus
@marietjiehildebrandt1324
@marietjiehildebrandt1324 3 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable! Jan 2021!
@lesleyedgley8371
@lesleyedgley8371 3 жыл бұрын
Watching 13th Feb 2021. Will it ever end?????
@jefscolnago
@jefscolnago 3 жыл бұрын
Middle of February, '21 WOW was he ever on the money (no pun intended.) Hi Lesley!
@lesleyedgley8371
@lesleyedgley8371 3 жыл бұрын
@@jefscolnago Hi back, from Wales(UK)
@jefscolnago
@jefscolnago 3 жыл бұрын
@@lesleyedgley8371 Philly, PA, USA here!
@alexanderdickinson1469
@alexanderdickinson1469 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in the UK and I'll happily pay towards Prickstarter
@rvdb7363
@rvdb7363 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Let's make it a world effort. I don't pay with dollars either, but would gladly chip in some Euros
@bigearl8757
@bigearl8757 4 жыл бұрын
Bit coin?
@karenross3457
@karenross3457 4 жыл бұрын
Save your money. You will need to get rid of Boris.
@nicks3933
@nicks3933 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you guys in England by back kitchen knives 😂😂😂
@aaronandelise
@aaronandelise 4 жыл бұрын
Save your money, you have refugees (I mean new natives) that you need to pay for their retirement.
@Mercurie3
@Mercurie3 4 жыл бұрын
This is the Bill Maher I like to see 🙂 Legend
@Goni983
@Goni983 4 жыл бұрын
I want a link to prickstarter after that performance lol on point with this episode
@Mercurie3
@Mercurie3 4 жыл бұрын
@Shade Bleu he does t love her he's just being nice
@g0679
@g0679 4 жыл бұрын
Shade Bleu And Our President loves Sean Hannity, the Fox News version of a Rhodes Scholar.
@MegaJustGeorge
@MegaJustGeorge 4 жыл бұрын
@@g0679 I never thought of Sean Hannity in that manner; personally, I believe that Sean Hannity is an eliminationist, i.e., murderer by proxy - he uses violent rhetoric to incite violence against the left. IMHO, Sean Hannity is evil; to use the terminology of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson, Sean Hannity is evil in a way that only those of us who believe in the physical reality of Satan can understand.
@MichaelBristow137
@MichaelBristow137 3 жыл бұрын
And now from the future, Bill you're right, unfortunately.
@dilvishpa5776
@dilvishpa5776 2 жыл бұрын
Well, he left. So you are full of B.S.
@The_Vincening
@The_Vincening 4 жыл бұрын
"You love money, we hate you." Amen.
@chrislapp9468
@chrislapp9468 3 жыл бұрын
All politicians and presidents fit that description.
@johnhobson9165
@johnhobson9165 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrislapp9468 Harry Truman could have made a ton of money out of his political career. He didn't.
@saltypotato-8052
@saltypotato-8052 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnhobson9165 Truman made over 1 million dollar in office during 1945. The guy made more money than any other president
@peg202xo7
@peg202xo7 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody told him about the toilet paper on his shoe. That tells you a lot about how the people around him really feel about him.
@tedmounsteven621
@tedmounsteven621 4 жыл бұрын
Terrified. Would YOU be the one to tell him or show him the video clip?
@peg202xo7
@peg202xo7 4 жыл бұрын
@@tedmounsteven621 That was a pretty good sized piece of paper. All anyone had to do was step on it from behind and it would have come off, dumbbell would not have been the wiser. I'd like to think they just felt contempt. True or not, I'm going with that. Either way it made him look exactly what he is, a buffoon.
@ingriddubbel8468
@ingriddubbel8468 4 жыл бұрын
It tells me the Secrect Service hates him. Most of us tell strangers that there is toilet paper on their shoes. He went from a toilet, through the corridors of the West Wing, to the motorcade, to the tarmac and up Air Force One's stairs and nobody told him. He literally passed dozens of people and not one took any action. That demonstrates true hatred of a person.
@robertsmalley8138
@robertsmalley8138 4 жыл бұрын
I can honestly say i have never missed disposing toilet paper in the right place. How does he manage it again. Must have some duscusting toilet habits .
@terrydever8820
@terrydever8820 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Smalley he was too busy flushing 15 times!😂
@Luci.r.295
@Luci.r.295 4 жыл бұрын
I would throw money too and I'm in Lebanon!
@xadam2dudex
@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын
Uh oh you better save your money and use it to stock up on provisions ...the plan of the neo-cons is to start with Iraq then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and finishing off with Iran. The destruction of 7 countries in 5 years plan ...it has been delayed but they are working on Syria right now !!
@mickritchie1815
@mickritchie1815 4 жыл бұрын
Roméo Lucibello 😂
@dolliscrawford280
@dolliscrawford280 4 жыл бұрын
@@xadam2dudex Hope that plan fails Bigley
@xadam2dudex
@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын
@@dolliscrawford280 Iran is the last domino in the plan
@pennyhollifield9431
@pennyhollifield9431 4 жыл бұрын
Lucibello club - Thank you!! 😊🤗🤗
@terryz3063
@terryz3063 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Bill. He tells the truth and is hilarious at the same time.
@billmurray7473
@billmurray7473 3 жыл бұрын
This goes back 3 years, but still relevant in 2020.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 4 жыл бұрын
"That would involve two things he's never done: admit defeat and pay a bill." Literally in this case.
@chaddfrancis2179
@chaddfrancis2179 4 жыл бұрын
I read this the moment Bill said it.What timing.😂
@2013venjix
@2013venjix 4 жыл бұрын
That is the case. He won't man up TBH.
@naturallyjt6680
@naturallyjt6680 4 жыл бұрын
Chadd Francis Me too!!!☺️
@saxyrep1
@saxyrep1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm no celebrity, I'm not rich but I'm with Bill on this one and hereby pledge 50$. Anybody else wanna chip in ?
@scroogemcduck3760
@scroogemcduck3760 4 жыл бұрын
@saxyrep1 To quote a mushroom shaped small dicked guy : "I'm really rich". How much you need ? 😂
@saxyrep1
@saxyrep1 4 жыл бұрын
@@scroogemcduck3760 😂😂 A million sounds pretty good !
@dlxinfinite7098
@dlxinfinite7098 4 жыл бұрын
I got $50 on it...
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 4 жыл бұрын
Me!
@lashlarue7924
@lashlarue7924 4 жыл бұрын
DONE. Show me where to wire the money.
@ileneplantone3817
@ileneplantone3817 2 жыл бұрын
Love love love everything you say! You're so right Bill Maher
@ThoughtfulPotato
@ThoughtfulPotato 3 жыл бұрын
That was THE BEST joke on the toilet paper thing!!
@WillDanceAlone2U
@WillDanceAlone2U 4 жыл бұрын
"[Donald Trump] worried about corruption (in the Ukraine)? The only time he's worried about corruption is when he's not in on it!" Bill Maher, Oct. 18, 2019
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
Agolf Twittler only needs to locate the nearest reflective surface if he's looking for corruption.
@rocarlosdavis622
@rocarlosdavis622 4 жыл бұрын
Whose line is it anyway???🤯
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 жыл бұрын
Truer words have NEVER been spoken!
@bunk-bn9eo
@bunk-bn9eo 4 жыл бұрын
This was the best segment I've seen on Real Time in a while. Funny!
@charlotteburghdoff4951
@charlotteburghdoff4951 4 жыл бұрын
I love being able to watch you anytime I want now without paying for HBO. Your show was the only thing I had it for, so THANK YOU.
@NERGYStudios
@NERGYStudios 3 жыл бұрын
This aged very well
@badreligion1231
@badreligion1231 4 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, it was a price tag" I lost it lol.
@jacqdanieles
@jacqdanieles 4 жыл бұрын
That was priceless ... the whole segment was great
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 4 жыл бұрын
Incredible joke. One of the best I've seen in a long time
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 жыл бұрын
badreligion1231 Hahahaha, same here. I could not stop laughing!! New Rules was exceptionally great tonight!
@Neocaridina
@Neocaridina 4 жыл бұрын
That deserved a thumbs up -- Like a rock. Like a planet...
@oldman_eleven
@oldman_eleven 4 жыл бұрын
You guys need to see more comedy jesus
@ksblue5297
@ksblue5297 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve ready w/ my $20. No joke, let’s do this!
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell this video went viral when it first came out and is still getting re-watched to this day! ; D
@tinahaynes696
@tinahaynes696 4 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to the death of reason”
@VoodooV1
@VoodooV1 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I would totally contribute to this. When he resigns, we can indict him.
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I got like $50 sitting around the, for a new coat, but I can wear the one from last, year, if we can get rid of this monster!! 🤨
@EzMagick
@EzMagick 4 жыл бұрын
I'm retired on a fixed income, but will happily contribute what I can to rid my country of this national embarrassment.
@machetedonttweet1343
@machetedonttweet1343 3 жыл бұрын
How prophetic Mr. Maher was.
@caleborillion2171
@caleborillion2171 4 жыл бұрын
I never post anything but you sir are my hero!!!!
@cmgweb6951
@cmgweb6951 4 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag" Price-less!!
@lefttheleft8934
@lefttheleft8934 4 жыл бұрын
Remember bill is being a progressive but he sold out to the corporate mechanism that's not toilet paper that's not a zig zag stuck to bottom up Bill's shoe that's his price tag to sell out to the corporation do the corporate elitist what's that about 7 million a year
@tjwilson1591
@tjwilson1591 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@davidbass3395
@davidbass3395 4 жыл бұрын
Flush the turd on November 3rd.
@ambroulard
@ambroulard 4 жыл бұрын
LEFT THE LEFT What are you babbling about- it’s like you’re a moron.
@user-kc8np3ib6z
@user-kc8np3ib6z 3 жыл бұрын
And it said “ain’t worth Shit”!! Hahaha
@ericlane659
@ericlane659 4 жыл бұрын
That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag!🤣 Truth!!!
@jacquesmbikila5346
@jacquesmbikila5346 4 жыл бұрын
🙊🤔🤔🤔Wow!!!😌😍😍😍😀😀😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🙏👋👋👋
@fernandojorge9627
@fernandojorge9627 3 жыл бұрын
it's just me, or this guy is brilliant ?
@acciousername6776
@acciousername6776 3 жыл бұрын
Whoa this hits different now
@DTG_LOCKETT
@DTG_LOCKETT 4 жыл бұрын
"and that's just the ones with one name" 😂
@JohnLouisBishop84
@JohnLouisBishop84 4 жыл бұрын
And if you slow down that roll call at the end, you know there are several he missed. I recently watched an old "Politically Incorrect" episode that had Eddie Izzard, Grace Slick and Lea Thompson, and you can surely build from there.
@RaneForrest
@RaneForrest 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love it! His amorality is such that HE JUST MIGHT ACCEPT!
@RaneForrest
@RaneForrest 3 жыл бұрын
@Dudley Burleson That gobbledegook articulation suggests that while English is indeed your first language, you have some ways to go to be comfortable with it. Why not stick to simple declarative sentences?
@skux0146
@skux0146 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most brilliant things Mager has ever done on television. If this would have worked, America would be great again👌
@gardy4390
@gardy4390 2 жыл бұрын
Bill is definitely on the ball .love listening to him.
@LucaJacobson8168
@LucaJacobson8168 2 жыл бұрын
This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM". So has the MAJORITY in this Country and even the WORLD.
@nicolep7171
@nicolep7171 4 жыл бұрын
Remember to allot some of those funds for Pence's resignation as well. He and Trump are different sides of the same untrustworthy coin.
@amandashaheen7479
@amandashaheen7479 4 жыл бұрын
But Pence probably wouldn't take the $ to resign (unfortunately). Mother would be disappointed in him if he did...😄
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 4 жыл бұрын
@@amandashaheen7479 Trump seems to be sending coded messages to Republican Senators that he would pull Pence down with him in an instant. If so, it seems that would concentrate their "minds" wonderfully, given that the third person in line for POTUS is .... Pelosi! Speaker of the House of Representatives is next in succession after the VP.
@ericragnar3069
@ericragnar3069 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole P Pence isn’t too bad
@ZariaLuvs1D
@ZariaLuvs1D 3 жыл бұрын
I dislike pence even more than trump
@Ichinin
@Ichinin 4 жыл бұрын
Is it ok if we in Europe assist on that Prickstarter thing?
@whitewhale1000
@whitewhale1000 4 жыл бұрын
Ichinin yes but I’m not sure the president will take your money. I’m not sure he knows other money from other countries exist
@whitewhale1000
@whitewhale1000 4 жыл бұрын
Plo Koon Lol good one
@Ottts22
@Ottts22 4 жыл бұрын
@@whitewhale1000 didn´t russian money get him out of trouble? That´s how it looks to me, why should he be so obedient otherwise.
@deletedleaf2688
@deletedleaf2688 4 жыл бұрын
Ottts22 it’s also why he won’t release his tax returns.
@therubbamunkee
@therubbamunkee 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! But you have to pay in Euro's. Because we can trick him into thinking that a Euro is a whole country. And he will think he will be getting that too if he leaves.
@kathywoudzia
@kathywoudzia Жыл бұрын
Just saw this video. You called it about him not leaving peacefully after the losing the election. Well done
@debrushing
@debrushing 2 ай бұрын
Get rid of him
@estellaedwards7120
@estellaedwards7120 4 жыл бұрын
I love Bill, he tells it as it is, brilliant
@LucaJacobson8168
@LucaJacobson8168 2 жыл бұрын
This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream a JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM".
@whitneyneely2880
@whitneyneely2880 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, something everyone can get behind, count me in.
@Mercurie3
@Mercurie3 4 жыл бұрын
I'd happily chip in money for Trump to resign
@panpluto13
@panpluto13 4 жыл бұрын
@Shade Bleu getting rid of trump will help with at least one of those problems.
@Mercurie3
@Mercurie3 4 жыл бұрын
@Shade Bleu how can we help them with Trump in the office
@thebuddhaofknowledgemichae2486
@thebuddhaofknowledgemichae2486 4 жыл бұрын
You want to lose do you. Keep Betting.
@quirkyquips9915
@quirkyquips9915 4 жыл бұрын
@Shade Bleu Like Dump does?
@TheBolt1992
@TheBolt1992 4 жыл бұрын
Would you chip in money to a more useful cause?
@Pattys1967
@Pattys1967 3 жыл бұрын
omg trump needs to pay up mr maher,you were spot on again,love your clips thanks
@yesaisanoyan8558
@yesaisanoyan8558 3 жыл бұрын
He said he won’t leave!!! Trump left on his own he never stayed a minute over when he was supposed to go..so Maher owes Trump!!! This is the problem with you people you guys see everything backwards LOL
@madefromscratch9871
@madefromscratch9871 4 жыл бұрын
Im from Somalia and i would happily donate one of my hijacked oil tankers .
@k_tell
@k_tell 4 жыл бұрын
Wish I could give this a billion likes!
@kristinaniemeyer5256
@kristinaniemeyer5256 4 жыл бұрын
OK I don’t have $1 million BUT I guarantee you if every American that thinks he should be gone donates 100 bucks I definitely will promote that!!!!!!!!! Good job Bill Maher 😎
@jeromemaida4933
@jeromemaida4933 3 жыл бұрын
Loser.
@eduardojara6955
@eduardojara6955 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeromemaida4933 what?
@michaeladams7406
@michaeladams7406 2 жыл бұрын
I guarantee youTruimp Saw this episode.and his mind started racing..His whole life has been about the almighty buck and he could finally be the Billionaire he claims to be.The thing is he would blow it all away as he has never been a good businessman..
@tylerbushong3452
@tylerbushong3452 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m really rich!” “Any man who must say I am the king is no true king.”- Tywin Lannister
@wolfsden3
@wolfsden3 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Mahar is seriously a stable genius 🥰
@tacobellcall911
@tacobellcall911 4 жыл бұрын
I'd pay money for him to leave too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually up for that.
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 4 жыл бұрын
Or we could just not vote for him...would have worked in 2016, too 👍
@yerout7168
@yerout7168 4 жыл бұрын
He aint ever gonna leave the white house he will have to be forced out. Even after his 4 or 8 years in office because he knows he is untouchable in the oval office
@janzacharias3680
@janzacharias3680 4 жыл бұрын
@American Patriot! except andrew yang, he *needs* to win
@aaronandelise
@aaronandelise 4 жыл бұрын
@@yerout7168 People said the same about Obama...yet here we are.
@yerout7168
@yerout7168 4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronandelise people said what about Obama???
@calvinabbott6920
@calvinabbott6920 4 жыл бұрын
The Louder they scream the more guilty they are.
@msmithrandir561
@msmithrandir561 3 жыл бұрын
OMG LMAO, Best New Rules Ever !!!!!
@mdansbyjr
@mdansbyjr 3 жыл бұрын
I would SO have donated to have seen him resign!
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 4 жыл бұрын
I’d donate to get Trump, Pence and McConnell out; and Pelosi in to fill in the remaining term.
@boomerlogic4861
@boomerlogic4861 4 жыл бұрын
Pelosi really replace a scumbag with a scumbag
@funkmonk5921
@funkmonk5921 4 жыл бұрын
Steven Jackson yeah good luck with that.
@tiamia7139
@tiamia7139 4 жыл бұрын
BRAVO, Bill! This is BRILLIANT, best one yet. Count me in!! 🤣
@aobane841
@aobane841 4 жыл бұрын
Two-thousand orangutans did not like the joke, either.
@colinmunro9440
@colinmunro9440 3 жыл бұрын
Very prophetic
@Bushrt01
@Bushrt01 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! Damn this is harsh. Put me down for $1000.
@conniescher3359
@conniescher3359 4 жыл бұрын
Me too! It would be money well spent.
@harveylove202
@harveylove202 4 жыл бұрын
This should go viral! I’d throw in money and I’m in Australia!
@TheOriginalDeckBoy
@TheOriginalDeckBoy 4 жыл бұрын
BAM bingo ditto and ditto brother... fuc this fool... feel the Bern?... man... Id fucn love to see Bernie meet Scomo... how fucn good would that reving be...
@TeddyKrimsony
@TeddyKrimsony 4 жыл бұрын
so when the Russians put some money for a candidate that doesn't hates them it's all bad and the end of democracy but when Westerners do it then it's fine and a.okay?
@suyashawasthi1
@suyashawasthi1 4 жыл бұрын
@@TeddyKrimsony Ever heard of a Joke?
@suyashawasthi1
@suyashawasthi1 4 жыл бұрын
@Shade Bleu Bill meant it as a joke and I think the comment is a continuation of the that. You can't tell much in written form though.
@mscbijles1256
@mscbijles1256 4 жыл бұрын
Shade Bleu First of all: not getting the joke kind of proves your own intelligence. Second, have you ever looked at the right wing? Full of hypocrits, self enrichers, locking up people for no good reason, etc etc etc. Third: this effort is domestic. I don’t care about the country of origin, if campaign law forbids foreign money, Norway or Australia meddling would be equally bad. But this is a US citizen. Call (or make) this show a (super) PAC, where’s your issue then?
@cahg3871
@cahg3871 3 жыл бұрын
We need more of Bill Maher and less of political hacks.
@thrissurdiary9583
@thrissurdiary9583 3 жыл бұрын
That was a magnificent prophecy which became true to every word......
@Argumemnon
@Argumemnon 4 жыл бұрын
Good: offer Trump money to resign. Ask him how much he wants, and then renege on the deal when he's out. You know, Trump stuff.
@xadam2dudex
@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын
Oh you want us to do a Trump on him ? That would be fitting ...change the locks on the White House after he's out the door
@alvarny77
@alvarny77 4 жыл бұрын
Or just you know... challenge him to mortal kombat
@xadam2dudex
@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын
@@alvarny77 the game or real combat ?
@lefttheleft8934
@lefttheleft8934 4 жыл бұрын
@jason9022 it's Jason again who fucking troll even trolling on this board on no I'm sorry the way I understand it's Bill Uncle Bill's got first dibs on Epstein's Island
@lefttheleft8934
@lefttheleft8934 4 жыл бұрын
@jason9022 is that how your mom got rid of you or did you just fucking move oh my God you're so fucking stupid I got a laugh
@mnirwin5112
@mnirwin5112 4 жыл бұрын
Can the rest of the world donate, or is this limited to Americans?
@ScootsMahgoots
@ScootsMahgoots 4 жыл бұрын
Yes join us! Tell your friends!
@blackwidow4564
@blackwidow4564 4 жыл бұрын
I dont have a million but I will give whatever I can spare. Tom Steyer, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates are you listening?
@JayAugustoSilva
@JayAugustoSilva 4 жыл бұрын
Ill add at least another 100! Lol
@kalikalimai1
@kalikalimai1 4 жыл бұрын
@pat Sullivan And you are just stupid?
@ghostessays1341
@ghostessays1341 4 жыл бұрын
@MN Irwin Are you calling for foreign interference in our elections?
@danielgustavsson1232
@danielgustavsson1232 3 жыл бұрын
This really aged well.
@luevajackson8356
@luevajackson8356 4 жыл бұрын
Singers, Actors, Athletes Freaking Hate You. Epic & True. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Anne--Marie
@Anne--Marie 4 жыл бұрын
I'll chip in extra to also remove pence.
@DJames-qw8rk
@DJames-qw8rk 4 жыл бұрын
Let's do a whole Trumpo crowd remover, and include something for all of the RePoopicans and deplorables. Pay them not to run and deplorable voters to stay home.
@claudiabwolfe2149
@claudiabwolfe2149 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea.. Pelosi would be next in line
@trumpisacreepoid554
@trumpisacreepoid554 4 жыл бұрын
Pence will be President. For one year.
@Anne--Marie
@Anne--Marie 4 жыл бұрын
@@trumpisacreepoid554 Please don't think that! Who knows if he will burn us atheists at the stake. He's nuts!
@TA-lt1ph
@TA-lt1ph 4 жыл бұрын
Can'T get enough of this. Thanks Bill for bringing this observation to light along with a damn good solution.
@TheLovie999
@TheLovie999 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this from Germany. Maher, for the first time. Brilliant stuff. Hilarious.
@davidcomins8328
@davidcomins8328 3 жыл бұрын
Dude he called it
@gabrieldelavara1366
@gabrieldelavara1366 4 жыл бұрын
“Admit defeat and pay your bill”. Damn! Savage because it’s true.
@GiovannaAguilar
@GiovannaAguilar 4 жыл бұрын
“That wasn’t toiled paper on his shoe. It’s a price tag.”
@noididnt7972
@noididnt7972 4 жыл бұрын
Toilet paper = tRump photographs - wipe to develope.
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 4 жыл бұрын
That writer deserves a raise for that line alone. Brilliant line.
@stevenbuck07
@stevenbuck07 4 жыл бұрын
@saetyr It's really the Trump supporters who keep dwelling on the 2016 election. 'Oh wow, we finally won something in our life'. Get over it. Actually, Trump has never in his whole life come by anything honestly. You can't undo an election, even a dishonest one. No body is trying to reverse anything, but we will work at preventing any future presidential con jobs. Say good-bye to your kind's only fan, for we shall never see the likes of him win again.
@HuginnandMuninnGaming23
@HuginnandMuninnGaming23 4 жыл бұрын
Yes...it was a price tag that says he ain't worth a sh*t....lol
@briankoski2532
@briankoski2532 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm using my own money".. "I'm really rich"... hahaaaaa!
@terrydever8820
@terrydever8820 4 жыл бұрын
He’s not as rich as he tries to make everybody believe because he’s a piss poor businessman!
@fomoran
@fomoran 4 жыл бұрын
@@terrydever8820 and when actual billionaires rub it in like Bloomberg or mark Cuban it must *burn*. Small mercies, eh?
@c0l0jar0
@c0l0jar0 3 жыл бұрын
Bill won this bet
@donnajillgutman
@donnajillgutman 4 жыл бұрын
that, Bill Maher, was one of your finest moments. Thank you. People should also pay in Bitcoin
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 4 жыл бұрын
I'm French but this is trump we're talking about : obviously, foreign money is welcome, right ?
@Jeroen1983
@Jeroen1983 4 жыл бұрын
@MarSar Fishin' He's asking if Prickstarter accepts foreign donations, too.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 4 жыл бұрын
@MarSar Fishin' no I think it's an IQ barrier. Allow me to clarify : you're too dumb to get the joke.
@irrelevancepersonified6973
@irrelevancepersonified6973 4 жыл бұрын
Of course foreign money is welcome! Although, he may prefer you just deposit it in one of his off-shore accounts.
@firebearva
@firebearva 4 жыл бұрын
The prick loves foreign money.
@bioLarzen
@bioLarzen 4 жыл бұрын
Preferably foreign money ;)
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s a price tag” 😂🤣😂
@DAVIDInitiative
@DAVIDInitiative 2 жыл бұрын
Bill had no idea how right he’d be about Trump refusing to leave even if he loses.
@FilipeBrasAlmeida
@FilipeBrasAlmeida 4 жыл бұрын
Ready to contribute. Where's the link?
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 4 жыл бұрын
And the billions around the world who can't stand him either
@lefttheleft8934
@lefttheleft8934 4 жыл бұрын
And the billions around the world that love them what's your point your haters
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын
@@lefttheleft8934 whut?
@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters
@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters 4 жыл бұрын
@@lefttheleft8934 uh oh we have a fuckstain snowflake in here...lol ..you crying little boy?
@catherinekittykat
@catherinekittykat 4 жыл бұрын
Lol! Perfect point!
@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 4 жыл бұрын
LEFT THE LEFT ok who let the puppets use the keyboard again? They never make sense. I don’t think he has any clue what this comment even meant, as simple as it is.
@johnpatsias4454
@johnpatsias4454 3 жыл бұрын
How prophetic........ He just lost and he ain't leaving!!!!!!
@kazibbo6728
@kazibbo6728 2 жыл бұрын
Pricetag on his shoe was priceless!!
@pythonpete
@pythonpete 4 жыл бұрын
My 5 year old just gave me his piggy bank.
@blackedmirror5073
@blackedmirror5073 4 жыл бұрын
What do you tell your kid about Trump?
@pythonpete
@pythonpete 4 жыл бұрын
I tell him that trump is like a kidney stone.....after much pain and a little blood...he's soon be gone !
@mickeyrosa7226
@mickeyrosa7226 4 жыл бұрын
@pat Sullivan Shut the fuck up, sourpuss.
@pythonpete
@pythonpete 4 жыл бұрын
Patty Sullivan You had to edit that ?....LOL
@dross2172
@dross2172 4 жыл бұрын
@pat Sullivan Why the hell is everything all about sex with you Trumptards? For Christ's sake, take up a hobby or play sports. You guys are way too obsessed with sex.
@hangoorhuis1033
@hangoorhuis1033 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing seriously rolling on the floor laughing out loud. Thanks, Bill
@IJOSWIL
@IJOSWIL 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out Bill was right.
@IM-NOTHIM
@IM-NOTHIM 3 жыл бұрын
Who knew Bill Maher was right in 2020??
@jakemurphy5333
@jakemurphy5333 4 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the poor intern that had to compile a list of every single celebrity.
@DJ-px1ds
@DJ-px1ds 4 жыл бұрын
It's everyone except Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
@keepdancingmaria
@keepdancingmaria 4 жыл бұрын
Kanye West Stephen Baldwin
@Phinigma
@Phinigma 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually kind of a brilliant idea.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in
@margaretjones4682
@margaretjones4682 4 жыл бұрын
I don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to donate as much as I could. No shit!
@justinbartram5886
@justinbartram5886 3 жыл бұрын
Your a legend a Bill Maher keep up the good work.
@DouglasKYoung
@DouglasKYoung 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the Free World would 'pony-up' cash, and the Queen and the Pope would even offer troops to drag him out.
@redwoods7370
@redwoods7370 4 жыл бұрын
"The only time corruption bothers Donald Trump is when he's not in on it." Truer words were never spoken.
@yerout7168
@yerout7168 4 жыл бұрын
Very good point on that one
@kdcm6690
@kdcm6690 4 жыл бұрын
That's a typical Democrat statement.
@couldbahappychic1217
@couldbahappychic1217 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@monicanorman9176
@monicanorman9176 4 жыл бұрын
@@kdcm6690 Red shoe wearing Bill and his "foundation"
@yerout7168
@yerout7168 4 жыл бұрын
@@kdcm6690 you must be saying that you love trump
@biffsbiz
@biffsbiz 4 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant, Bill Maher, brilliant.
@michaelmarsden8549
@michaelmarsden8549 4 жыл бұрын
this is bullshit, bill maher, bullshit
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
💰💰💰💵💵💵💴💴💶💷💷💷🎉🎊🎆
@michaelmarsden8549
@michaelmarsden8549 4 жыл бұрын
@RESPECT MY AUTHORITY I just wish he would quit running his mouth.
@tomwellman1757
@tomwellman1757 4 жыл бұрын
A big flaw in his campaign to get celebrities to give money to remove Trump from office is that they are cheap. They don't even give money to charities (some will give a tweet) . They wont even pool their money to help the homeless in the area they live in while complaining that they have to drive by it.
@Korisnik982
@Korisnik982 Жыл бұрын
This aged perfectly :D
@sh3llz2
@sh3llz2 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday to ME on this one! He won't admit defeat and he won't pay Guiliani! WOW!!! Bill you NAILED IT!!!
@RAZOR69696
@RAZOR69696 4 жыл бұрын
I'd chip in and I wouldn't be the only German to do so.
@melw2389
@melw2389 4 жыл бұрын
Wir haben genug Sachen hier in Deutschland, die Spenden brauchen.
@Ottts22
@Ottts22 4 жыл бұрын
guess so, if I´d had money to spare, I´d also chip in
@Michael9-23-15
@Michael9-23-15 4 жыл бұрын
I don't have a Million, but I'd gladly send a check for the cause. And of course VOTE,
@doggknott
@doggknott 4 жыл бұрын
Vote for a master? Sorry I'm free and need no puppet telling me anything
@Tryo707
@Tryo707 4 жыл бұрын
@@doggknott Keep telling yourself that. I suppose you don't like roads or electricity also. Ah the petulance of ignorance.
@franklyanogre00000
@franklyanogre00000 4 жыл бұрын
@@doggknott Be free, little bird, but don't you lay your head to rest on land.
@Buttercup697
@Buttercup697 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher won!
@msmithrandir561
@msmithrandir561 8 ай бұрын
2023 Still my favorite Bill Maher❤
@13terapyn
@13terapyn 4 жыл бұрын
THIS, I believe, is something Mexico would pay for
@ChristianTornholmLehn
@ChristianTornholmLehn 4 жыл бұрын
13terapyn lol!! Right on! :)
@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020
@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 4 жыл бұрын
13terapyn Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico.
@lulumatthewiosi179
@lulumatthewiosi179 4 жыл бұрын
@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 "Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico." Imagine how deluded one has to be to actually believe this. Under Obama more people were deported than under Trump. This myth peddled by all sides that the Democrats are more lax and humane in their immigration policies is a myth.
@phillyflyguy3590
@phillyflyguy3590 4 жыл бұрын
@Tee Snacks find one democrat in office that has ever said what you just explained, I dare you.
@Dan210871
@Dan210871 4 жыл бұрын
@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 Who buys and consumes the drugs that fund Mexico as a failed narco state?
@pcpablo2
@pcpablo2 4 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, that was absolute genius.
@zweigackroyd7301
@zweigackroyd7301 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I find Maher to be insufferably arrogant, but this was damned good.
@spinflux
@spinflux 4 жыл бұрын
pcpablo2 Name anybody who loves him.
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 жыл бұрын
@@spinflux I love him! I think he's brilliant, funny, & very entertaining!
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 4 жыл бұрын
JLoveBomb I love him too! ♡
@alexfleming6304
@alexfleming6304 4 жыл бұрын
He money milking it like every other politican but he's doing it on the big stage in front of everybody. He's entertaining truly.
@pasha_houston
@pasha_houston 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely killed it. The best channel on KZfaq.
@FoodNerds
@FoodNerds 3 жыл бұрын
Bill was absolutely right about him not wanting to leave office. Anyone remember January 6th ?
@volourn9764
@volourn9764 Жыл бұрын
you mean the day he left office?
@ideitbawxproductions1880
@ideitbawxproductions1880 Жыл бұрын
@@volourn9764 only after giving a speech to a hostile mob?
@volourn9764
@volourn9764 Жыл бұрын
@@ideitbawxproductions1880 mostly peaceful protestors
@dennisligma4958
@dennisligma4958 11 ай бұрын
@@volourn9764 That should have never been there because it was all based on trumps lies.
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