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@PetarStamenkovic10 жыл бұрын
Bill has been on fire lately. Spot on.
@mickeyamf5 жыл бұрын
Is that a medical condition? Is it like chicken pox but with fire spots
@MartyBrandon10 жыл бұрын
Wow! That's hard-hitting. Well-said Bill.
@peacenow49135 жыл бұрын
You should run for president!
@mickeyamf5 жыл бұрын
@@peacenow4913 no u
@stevie68a10 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher for president in 2016!
@LRF4910 жыл бұрын
pffft!! If Maher were to become president, we would no longer be a world power and America would become poorer.
@GuiR3X10 жыл бұрын
LRF49 errr you ARE becoming poorer (the rtop 1% asside), and your world power is shrinking, if the chinese don't buy your bonds for an hour you re bankrupt.
@LRF4910 жыл бұрын
IT ain't shrinking. It is at a stand still, since Obama is in office and is too timid to wield the power. Regardless, China will continue buying our bonds. If they don't, then China's economy would collapse because their economy is based on manufacturing goods for America. So if America goes bankrupt, so will China. Chinese politicians know this is true. In fact, read the Economist. That mag has said time and time again.
@Arsenal4Ever201910 жыл бұрын
You know that he is not writing a word of what he is saying. It is a group of smart low-paid writers doing that and he is taking all the credit.
@Fumas1210 жыл бұрын
Sediq Bezhan Bullshit. Look up Bills old standups and routines. You will see that his stance on religion is nobodies but his own. I doubt a man like him with those smarts and wit needs writers for this kind of stuff. It's all just common sense, but he is one of the few who have the guts to say it out loud.
@donprincoify9 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best monologues.
@Davidlp7010 жыл бұрын
Well said Bill
@johndanielson37775 жыл бұрын
Eisenhower literally warned us about this!!!
@KarenDian111 жыл бұрын
Bill has the pulse on the Republican Party!
@SalItzMed10 жыл бұрын
That joke about 12 million Mexicans coming over in 3 cars is sooo true. I'm Mexican , so I cn say that :P
@ulfedlund8844 жыл бұрын
- Thanx Bill ... !
@WoundedEgo10 жыл бұрын
This was one of Bill's particularly insightful pieces. Well played Mr. Maher!
@paulod279 жыл бұрын
Everything Bill Maher said here is hilarious, but also the truth. America is so dumb!
@GmailUnited9 жыл бұрын
Russia's brand. not like it ever was
@angeleyesgreen15867 жыл бұрын
no hassle wow, really? there are many different kinds of people in many different countries. human's are unique people with our own thoughts, feelings, and experiences. disagreeing with a point of view does not make the other person bad or wrong or stupid. best example of not thinking alike: the US presidential election results. the common man voted for Clinton, while trump was handed the presidency by elected officials.
@comrademartinofrappuccino7 жыл бұрын
this proves the point . americans believe that presidents give a dam about its citizends but it is the exact opposite
@jameswayton23407 жыл бұрын
Martijn, 50 % van alle leiders in de wereld geven sowieso geen fuck denk ik :l.
@Theproclaimed5 жыл бұрын
no hassle Hillary is the shoplifter and trump is the rapist, how is Hillary worst?
@proudunapologeticliberal20267 жыл бұрын
bill maher for president !!!
@browndogz10 жыл бұрын
Tell it like it is, Bill!!!
@PlaceStillMatters4 жыл бұрын
I love it when Cornel West is on the desk. He’s a funny dude.
@adva50111 жыл бұрын
Bravo bill
@Pat121V10 жыл бұрын
Irish relatives hahaha. That bit got me.
@trevorford433310 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I am a Canadian.
@thuzan11710 жыл бұрын
have fun with your crack smoking mayor ZING!
@trevorford433310 жыл бұрын
thuzan117 Ouch! I deserve that. That guy is quite the embarrassment . I don't live in Toronto & wouldn't have voted for him if I did, he's a moron.
@Neosaigo10 жыл бұрын
My question is really whether he is capable or not. I would take a capable crack smoker over incompetent square any day. If he is also not a capable person then well I hope Toronto get rid of him, even though it is really none of my business.
@andrina11810 жыл бұрын
Neosaigo I like a pipe as much as the next man but I wouldn't trust anyone's judgement after a 5 day binge.....
@MAnnaconduit110 жыл бұрын
Neosaigo Yeah but anyone whose met an actual crack head would know they can't lead or do crap all, in fact the only thing they ever want is more crack and will do anything (and I mean anything to get it), not too mention the fact that he lied to the people about smoking the crack, until he couldn't lie anymore and then managed to lie again by saying he did crack because he is a heavy drinker, then says he is neither addicted to alcohol or crack, and still supports his laws of zero tolerance on drugs etc. And finally he now threatens to sue anyone who spoke/speaks out against him, the man is oblivious to reality, oblivious to hypocrisy and in my opinion is a pompous jack off, I wouldn't trust him to lead a parade without snorting some blow and blaming it hunger pains.
@SlyDessertFox11 жыл бұрын
Wonderful source.
@namatalbakoun96557 жыл бұрын
I love you Bob really I love you
@KarenDian111 жыл бұрын
Way to go Bill! Just like the Senator, you interviewed on Religulous, you don't have to have a high I.Q. to run for office!
@franciscojvaqueirobattagli55129 жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican, and I find this hilarious.
@SensiStarToaster10 жыл бұрын
"...as Sarah Palin had to do with mapping the human genome." cant stop laughing...
@dandaintac38811 жыл бұрын
Martin--the overall record is clear. You can point out little ups and downs along the way, but under Roosevelt's administration, the economy grew and recovered from the worst economic disaster ever. It's easy to be an armchair quarterback in the future, when you're not the one who has to deal with the mess. One thing Roosevelt did not have to contend with to the extent Obama has--a Republican opposition taking the position of absolute opposition and filibuster on everything. Thanks.
@megagrey11 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bill Maher no home. Noooooo, noooooo...I stay.
@anahit53804 жыл бұрын
I alqays appreciate Bill's explanations
@mieliav9 жыл бұрын
mr maher telling it straight.
@robertberger347510 жыл бұрын
"The war hay on Jorge !" ROFLOL !!!!!
@autumnsummers65997 жыл бұрын
I am inlove with Bill Maher
@anywaythewindblows89125 жыл бұрын
Autumn Summers same. I really want to meet him just to talk. not about politics, just regular things
@louielouie226 жыл бұрын
Tell em Bill!! We're in a perpetual state of war, and the funny part is we're going to die for people we hate and don't want here!! Hahahahahahahaa
@akaj201311 жыл бұрын
Always about the military and money.
@frankyoung749710 жыл бұрын
Eugene Debs, Joe Hill, John Reed, Paul Robeson and now Bill Maher my favourite Americans
@jewelreed40138 жыл бұрын
You rock!
@deetjay111 жыл бұрын
No harm...no foul...no shit!
@01denese10 жыл бұрын
So true. This episode is still relevant to this day.
@samuelvasquez91709 жыл бұрын
War the action of low man:Low in morality , low in humanity and low in all good values
@samuelvasquez91708 жыл бұрын
lol someone is mad cant handle the truth
@asneakychicken3228 жыл бұрын
+Samuel Vasquez lol, I understand what you're getting at, but what you said is just false, wars are cause by many geo-political reasons and go back to the dawn of civilisation, and humans hardly have a monopoly on violence
@monarchtherapsidsinostran91258 жыл бұрын
+Samuel Vasquez ummm wars are fought with young boys, for old men. anon. i might have messed up that quote. sooooo humans aren't really at much fault.. it's the dumbass leaders who are mainly driven by really bad reasons to fight.. or to kick the ass of the bad leader who attacked someone else. basically. that's a very simplified version.
@WhiteCamry11 жыл бұрын
He gets through to more people this way.
@rmw.40798 жыл бұрын
very true
@humanbeing25817 жыл бұрын
A war to end all wars? Doesn't that mean whoever is victorious will be left with a bunch of weapons and wondering who they can fire them at?
@gspendlove10 жыл бұрын
Always love it when Cornel West is on. He's the man.
@badwolf635611 жыл бұрын
It's not difficult to disagree with them, it's just difficult to get any semblance of reality through their thick skulls.
@IlGreven10 жыл бұрын
One day our generation is gonna rule the population, so we'll keep on waiting (waiting!) waiting on the world to change. Yes, that is John Mayer making a point.
@sheltondk4310 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, I so agree.
@thesavagejews87746 жыл бұрын
I hate that wall
@deetjay110 жыл бұрын
I'm not that ambitious, but it's a good start!
@dogbert10201011 жыл бұрын
bill run for gov of cali pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
@gueswoosbak10 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@Neuromancerism10 жыл бұрын
No. Theyd scream that 10 billions arent enough. You are right about the first part though.
@PeopleofHills11 жыл бұрын
Damn that was one of the greatest rants of all times
@johnbaker80795 жыл бұрын
MAHER 2020
@emsleywyatt34005 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure Sarah Palin even has a human genome.
@larapalma37445 жыл бұрын
Maybe algae
@purdudan11 жыл бұрын
It is harder when they think they talk to righteousness himself.
@Cxaxakluth10 жыл бұрын
You're so enlightened. *face-palm*
@Insanekid9511 жыл бұрын
"A surge of blood to the penises of defense contractors" LMFAO!
@MysteriousMrX10 жыл бұрын
can't forget chick-fil-a
@buzzwerd809311 жыл бұрын
Millions of millions otherwise known as Trillions on "defense". But be fair, there is a little for domestic spending. That's what pays for most of the sequester cuts.
@37Dionysos9 жыл бұрын
The Pentagon----world's largest patriotic leech.
@Dayglodaydreams5 жыл бұрын
Who writes the titles?! Fence and Sensibility?! That is killer!!!
@yokie5211 жыл бұрын
It is hard to disagree with people when they believe they are cloaked in righteousness.
@BigstickNick5 жыл бұрын
Except for protecting our borders is actually important.
@DawnOfTheDead99111 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the millions of mortgage loans to a certain minority forced by law, that were way too high for their low incomes and lower inclination to pay
@Newvamp11 жыл бұрын
Canada
@SlyDessertFox11 жыл бұрын
Ah, another fan of the Big Bang theory. I agree completely lol.
@1112viggo10 жыл бұрын
you drop it:P
@420gma11 жыл бұрын
Very true bill !! I mean what would America become if it wasn't at war ?!
@joedaddy47147 жыл бұрын
The War- hey on Jorge!
@phildirt35 жыл бұрын
I enjoy cornell west laughing at bills stuff.
@Neuromancerism10 жыл бұрын
Oh, fractions of a percentage can be a huge difference. BUT the differences within the "races" is bigger than between them.
@therrydicule11 жыл бұрын
According to the DHS, 11.5 million undocumented... But the DHS "might" had advantages to downplay the number. The higher figure used by the government is about 18 million. On 300 million plus, and given the state of your bureaucracy, that's not a big deal.
@ProfessionalBob10 жыл бұрын
Look at the border between Haiti and the Dominican Republic
@CrystalsandCandles10 жыл бұрын
Here's a thought for everybody to ponder. Maher's point about us about to be "war free" is an interesting one but when have we ever been without a war regardless of which political affiliation was in control. Perhaps it's possible this "border surge" has deeper implications. 20,000 more government enforcers... the NSA delving deeper into EVERYBODY'S business... Maybe the fence is not to keep them out but to keep us in. Extrapolate and consider.
@josephberam1176 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention if it was a necessary War bill. I would say if we're being invaded you're right it is a war and we need to defend our border
@dandaintac38811 жыл бұрын
First of all, NY and CA have great wealth disparity because of issues such as the price of real estate in Manhattan, and the high quality of life in coastal cities attracts the wealthy. It has nothing to do with liberal vs. conservative politics. Believe it or not, not everything is a function of politics.
@RealEnerjak10 жыл бұрын
His side doesn't even get a real person, they just make up a person and claim he knows the truth.
@jamesbasler941310 жыл бұрын
I don't agree with everything Bill says,but he's one funny fucker!!! :-)
@jezcoates5 жыл бұрын
Fast forward five years ... this video could be five minutes old, and it’s current commentary.
@damian.gamlath7 жыл бұрын
Goodbye America ;-(
@s9z9s11 жыл бұрын
Or that the federal government concentrates the subsidized housing in certain neighborhoods to create enclaves of dependency and voting blocs, forcing the middle class to leave the big cities for the suburbs when the quality of the neighborhoods deteriorates? And yes, politics has to do with all of this. If the Sun Belt is only growing because of the weather, then why is this the first census in which Kalifornia didn't gain any congressional seats on account of population stagnation? The taxes..
@badwolf635611 жыл бұрын
Switzerland may not be the best example for limited defense spending. They haven't been to war in 600 years and they stay out of international politics as much as possible but they are armed to the teeth and they have compulsory military service for all male citizens. Who then have to keep their weapons after their service just in case they need to form a guerrilla force in case of invasion. Not even Senator McCain would advocate for a similar program in the US.
@Dayglodaydreams5 жыл бұрын
When did he have Dr. Cornell West on?!
@PaulXavier444411 жыл бұрын
Bill taking the GOP to school with FACTS once again lol
@s9z9s11 жыл бұрын
Free minds? Like the two thirds of non-HS graduates who voted for BO last year, or the 51% of college graduates who went for Romney?
@abhks91 Жыл бұрын
The continent will tip over 😂😂
@dddux5 жыл бұрын
But there's no war on poverty. Ever. ;)
@Javier-kb3gk11 жыл бұрын
Why isn't Bill Maher a politician?!?!
@LuisLEONFC7311 жыл бұрын
Common sense, logic, is something that americans badly need now more than ever.
@deetjay111 жыл бұрын
That's why we keep "NASA" in the budget...After a fruitless search for intelligent life on Earth...we actually have a means for looking for it "out there"...
@karllieck90645 жыл бұрын
Mexico has to get it's act together and start taking care of their people. Invest in their citizens. As far as the Central Americans, Mexico should give them sanctuary. Their Catholic churches can take them in and care for them. Has anyone held Mexico and their government accountable for what has been happening to their people for decades? Why is it the U.S. problem to take care of illegal aliens? This is Mexico's problem to solve, not ours.
@farhadart11 жыл бұрын
You think by spending you can stay in power and control. Spending not your own MONY, The Peoples $.
@themonkeyboyz195011 жыл бұрын
thanks for the invitation, but i'll have to ride out the apocalypse here.
@MaJieMao11 жыл бұрын
Frankly our military should be coming back and defending our borders instead of playing wargames at a base in Georgia. But we need to bring the 12 million here into our tax roles now.
@keveydaking10 жыл бұрын
Id a third party had enough popularity they would have appeared by now. Most people are either democrat or republican
@LuisLEONFC7311 жыл бұрын
I don't know about percentage but there are definitely more than 12 million people. I'd say about 22 million.
@LuisLEONFC7311 жыл бұрын
The figure is actually much higher than 12 million. Come on, 315 million and you still think on the 12 million figure?
@dannyfrog11 жыл бұрын
I don't agree with Bill on the whole Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman ordeal. But he always points out the facts and pisses the GOP off on a regular basis.
@824scso10 жыл бұрын
Way for..
@SlyDessertFox11 жыл бұрын
Herro.
@theforestero11 жыл бұрын
Yes, bill, all good, so, when does holywood have some more top billed mexican movie actors and directers? AND producers? allah knows we'd like to see some films made by new owners(stock holders) of hollywood.